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1 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:41:50pm

Sweet!

2 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:43:10pm

I have their Whatever and Ever CD from japan, with their Song for the Dumped in Japanese: 金返せ

3 KingKenrod  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:43:44pm

With Tim & Eric! I didn't know about this.

4 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:45:42pm

This does not seem to be Ben Folds Five, but you get the point.
金返せ

5 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:47:12pm

Steinberger Bass I think ?

6 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:49:34pm

CHANGE !

Interesting.

7 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:50:03pm

I'm too old

8 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:50:41pm

I just clicked on the bottom 10 comments and noticed that drconnell has not been posting recently.
*obviously

9 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:52:54pm

re: #8 VegasRick

I just clicked on the bottom 10 comments and noticed that drconnell has not been posting recently.
*obviously

who cares

10 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:53:05pm

re: #8 VegasRick

Oh that is low, very low. You never know. He might have a good point to state one day.

11 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:57:15pm

re: #10 BlueCanuck

Oh that is low, very low. You never know. He might have a good point to state one day.

You killed it.

12 jcm  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:57:33pm
13 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:57:44pm

re: #10 BlueCanuck

Oh that is low, very low. You never know. He might have a good point to state one day.

Well, the other day he owned the bottom 10!

14 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:59:11pm

This time it's Lyon of Dijon.

15 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:59:18pm

Years ago, my husband had a stepsister (teenager) who would go on about the Tom Petty song "You don't know what it's like to be me."

I never said anything, because she had had a hard life, but if nobody knows what it's like to be you, then it stands to reason that you don't know what its like to be someone else, do you? Sometimes the greatest hurts are hidden behind smiling eyes and a laugh. Lots of people choose not to wear their heartbreaks on their sleeves.

Give people a break, therefore.

Enough deep thinking. Chocolate is calling my name.

16 jcm  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:59:32pm

Tomcats war footage 2002.

17 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 6:59:45pm

re: #13 VegasRick

Yes he did. He was a very naughty boy. I hope he comes back though. We are running out of chew toys.

18 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:00:40pm

re: #15 EmmmieG

Lots of people choose not to wear their heartbreaks on their sleeves.

Not much Federal funding in Stoicism. Plenty of taxpaying, though.

19 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:00:59pm

re: #14 haakondahl

Calling us lizards a bunch of racists because we don't feel oppressed richly deserves the status conferred.

20 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:01:18pm

re: #12 jcm

Is it beer thirty yet?

it's five o'clock somewhere! :)

21 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:01:28pm

re: #15 EmmmieG

Years ago, my husband had a stepsister (teenager) who would go on about the Tom Petty song "You don't know what it's like to be me."

I never said anything, because she had had a hard life, but if nobody knows what it's like to be you, then it stands to reason that you don't know what its like to be someone else, do you? Sometimes the greatest hurts are hidden behind smiling eyes and a laugh. Lots of people choose not to wear their heartbreaks on their sleeves.

Give people a break, therefore.

Very true.
Then there's the guy who wears his asshole right on his face.
I know a few.
Enough deep thinking. Chocolate is calling my name.

22 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:01:50pm

re: #16 jcm

Tomcats war footage 2002.

beautiful bird...that one

23 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:02:05pm

re: #21 SasquatchOnSteroids

WTF ?

24 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:02:11pm

re: #19 FurryOldGuyJeans

Only reason it took me so long to make a post in that thread. Was busy reading down and exercising my lizardly given right to down ding someone that richly deserved it.

25 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:02:14pm

re: #20 SteveC

it's five o'clock somewhere! :)

2 hours past that here in the tinder-dry Pacific NorthWet.

26 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:02:30pm

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

27 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:03:04pm

re: #24 BlueCanuck

Only reason it took me so long to make a post in that thread. Was busy reading down and exercising my lizardly given right to down ding someone that richly deserved it.

I just went to the bottom 10 comments widget and went a-dingin' from there. ;)

28 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:03:05pm

re: #19 FurryOldGuyJeans

Calling us lizards a bunch of racists because we don't feel oppressed richly deserves the status conferred.

It's because of your White Privilege. You don't even know how oppressed you are.

(That ought to drive the ___ Studies crowd right through their hats).

29 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:03:32pm

re: #23 SasquatchOnSteroids

WTF ?

I saw it. Second to last line.

30 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:03:34pm

re: #19 FurryOldGuyJeans

Calling us lizards a bunch of racists because we don't feel oppressed richly deserves the status conferred.

let it go...that was another thread and it's over

31 LwoodPDowd  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:03:57pm

thank you for the mild language warning. I need my language to be medium at least, although I prefer spicy.

32 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:04:16pm

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

33 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:05:09pm

re: #15 EmmmieG

Years ago, my husband had a stepsister (teenager) who would go on about the Tom Petty song "You don't know what it's like to be me."

I never said anything, because she had had a hard life, but if nobody knows what it's like to be you, then it stands to reason that you don't know what its like to be someone else, do you? Sometimes the greatest hurts are hidden behind smiling eyes and a laugh. Lots of people choose not to wear their heartbreaks on their sleeves.

Give people a break, therefore.

Enough deep thinking. Chocolate is calling my name.

Very true.
Then there's the guy who wears his asshole right on his face.
I know a few.

THAT is what it was supposed to be. Nice job, idiot.

34 jcm  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:05:34pm

re: #22 albusteve

beautiful bird...that one

A bit of Tomcat history.

35 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:05:38pm

My comment was about the song title, not about any given troll. Nothing gives you the right to come on a blog and be a jerk.

36 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:05:41pm

re: #30 albusteve

let it go...that was another thread and it's over

Dude, chastise a few others first before you start trying to BBQ me. I was only making a reply, not instigating it all over again as you seem to want to infer.

37 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:05:59pm

Well since this is a music thread, here's my first contribution.

38 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:06:28pm

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

39 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:08:33pm

re: #33 SasquatchOnSteroids

Very true.
Then there's the guy who wears his asshole right on his face.
I know a few.

THAT is what it was supposed to be. Nice job, idiot.

George Galloway?

40 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:08:35pm

re: #30 albusteve

let it go...that was another thread and it's over

"But that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead."

Name that quote!

41 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:08:43pm

re: #36 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dude, chastise a few others first before you start trying to BBQ me. I was only making a reply, not instigating it all over again as you seem to want to infer.

And it was you who thought you were a grumpy old curmudgeon!
/

42 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:08:56pm

re: #36 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dude, chastise a few others first before you start trying to BBQ me. I was only making a reply, not instigating it all over again as you seem to want to infer.

SPLITTER!

43 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:09:51pm

re: #41 VegasRick

And it was you who thought you were a grumpy old curmudgeon!
/

1 million updings. Glad I hadn't taken a drink before I read that.

44 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:09:52pm

re: #41 VegasRick

And it was you who thought you were a grumpy old curmudgeon!
/

Cranky old coot, grouchy old fart, grumpy old curmudgeon...that is I. ;)

45 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:09:58pm

Later lizards!

46 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:10:17pm

re: #39 haakondahl

George Galloway?

Ok, that's 1.

47 VegasRick  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:10:19pm

re: #44 FurryOldGuyJeans

Cranky old coot, grouchy old fart, grumpy old curmudgeon...that is I. ;)

LOL!

48 reine.de.tout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:10:48pm

re: #44 FurryOldGuyJeans

Cranky old coot, grouchy old fart, grumpy old curmudgeon...that is I. ;)

Well, you and Cato the E.

49 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:11:47pm

re: #48 reine.de.tout

Well, you and Cato the E.

What am I, chopped liverspots?

50 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:11:56pm

re: #48 reine.de.tout

Well, you and Cato the E.

Bit your tongue, sirrah! Tis I who can lay claim, truly and only! ;)

51 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:12:05pm

Oh, I just gotta, I just have to.


/please forgive me reine.de.tout.

52 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:12:29pm

re: #51 BlueCanuck

Oh, I just gotta, I just have to.


[Video]
/please forgive me reine.de.tout.

Bad Blue! Naughty lizard! ;)

53 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:12:34pm

re: #49 haakondahl

What am I, chopped liverspots?

You can be Jerry Tall.

54 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:12:35pm

re: #36 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dude, chastise a few others first before you start trying to BBQ me. I was only making a reply, not instigating it all over again as you seem to want to infer.

I'm not BBQing or chastising anyone...suggesting to 'let it go' is universal...it's not a judgement

55 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:13:35pm

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly

56 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:14:01pm

Hitchens on Galloway:

Unkind nature, which could have made a perfectly good butt out of his face, has spoiled the whole effect by taking an asshole and studding it with ill-brushed fangs.

57 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:14:37pm

re: #54 albusteve

I'm not BBQing or chastising anyone...suggesting to 'let it go' is universal...it's not a judgement

Chamberlain!

58 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:15:56pm

re: #57 haakondahl

Chamberlain!

"Trial by Stone!"

59 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:16:12pm

re: #57 haakondahl

Chamberlain!

peace in our thread!

60 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:18:37pm

re: #52 FurryOldGuyJeans

I know, I am just a bad widdle boy. *evil grin*


/I have an eclectic playlist on Youtube.

61 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:19:07pm

In other music news, Michael Jackson is still dead.

62 haakondahl  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:19:13pm

Sun's coming up. Soon it will be hot. Then it'll be time for breakfast. Then it'll get really hot. And that's just walking back from breakfast.

63 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:20:37pm

re: #62 haakondahl

Sun's coming up. Soon it will be hot. Then it'll be time for breakfast. Then it'll get really hot. And that's just walking back from breakfast.

I am reminded of mad dogs and Englishmen when you talk about hot sunny days... ;)

64 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:21:17pm

Phrases from the Star Wars movies that can be improved if you substitute the word *Pants*:

There has been a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this
was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment
down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

I find your lack of pants... disturbing.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

Luke...Help me take...these pants off.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded pants than this.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

65 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:21:28pm

re: #61 Cato the Elder

In other music news, Michael Jackson is still dead.

Nah, he's renting the duplex next door, Elvis is his neighbor and landlord.

66 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:21:45pm

re: #34 jcm

A bit of Tomcat history.


the glow of technology!...thanks for that

67 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:22:14pm

re: #64 SteveC

Pants, pants, pants; all this talk of pants and not a jeans in sight! *WAHHH*

68 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:23:09pm

re: #61 Cato the Elder

In other music news, Michael Jackson is still dead.

his doctor too...figuratively anyway

69 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:23:24pm

re: #65 FurryOldGuyJeans

Nah, he's renting the duplex next door, Elvis is his neighbor and landlord.

"Here's this month's rent."

"Ah thank you, thank you very much!"

70 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:23:34pm

re: #65 FurryOldGuyJeans

Nah, he's renting the duplex next door, Elvis is his neighbor and landlord.

And Jim Morrison has the flat over the garage.

71 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:24:11pm

re: #68 albusteve

his doctor too...figuratively anyway

Never trust a doctor with practices in three different states.

72 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:24:30pm

re: #67 FurryOldGuyJeans

Pants, pants, pants; all this talk of pants and not a jeans in sight! *WAHHH*

You sound like have on wollen underwear, quit your itchin!

73 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:24:36pm

re: #70 Cato the Elder

And Jim Morrison has the flat over the garage.

Nah, Jim Morrison is in the Keys. He wanted nothing to do with Elvis.

74 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:25:31pm

re: #73 BlueCanuck

Nah, Jim Morrison is in the Keys. He wanted nothing to do with Elvis.

In the Keys with Bogie and Bacall!

75 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:25:38pm

re: #71 Cato the Elder

Never trust a doctor with practices in three different states.

or in debt a million dollars, and desperate for cash

76 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:25:44pm

re: #61 Cato the Elder

In other music news, Michael Jackson is still dead.

Michael Jackson is not dead. He's playing Euker with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Jimmy Hoffa on the alien mothership circling Jupiter.

/Too soon?

77 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:26:37pm

re: #64 SteveC

Phrases from the Star Wars movies that can be improved if you substitute the word *Pants*:

There has been a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this
was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment
down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

I find your lack of pants... disturbing.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

Luke...Help me take...these pants off.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded pants than this.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

You came in those Pants ? You are brave.
heh.

78 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:27:34pm

re: #76 Idle Drifter

Michael Jackson is not dead. He's playing Euker with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Jimmy Hoffa on the alien mothership circling Jupiter.

/Too soon?

Jackson's in the Space Rangers. After all, he's been wearing their uniforms for years!

80 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:29:44pm

Is it wrong it reminded me of The Beatles?

81 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:29:46pm

re: #76 Idle Drifter

Michael Jackson is not dead. He's playing Euker with Elvis Presley, Amelia Earhart, and Jimmy Hoffa on the alien mothership circling Jupiter.

/Too soon?

not for me...I'm pretty irreverent that way, unless you diss Indian chiefs

82 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:30:15pm

re: #73 BlueCanuck

Nah, Jim Morrison is in the Keys. He wanted nothing to do with Elvis.

Wasting away in señoritaville?

83 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:30:22pm

re: #79 MandyManners

Sometimes when your feet and legs are killin' ya', it helps to dance.

Dancing? You want dancing? Here's your dancing lovely lady.

84 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:30:41pm

re: #80 Sharmuta

Is it wrong it reminded me of The Beatles?

kinda, the Beatles were actually musicians...whatever

85 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:03pm

re: #84 albusteve

You're starting to remind me of my friend Fred. It's never a good idea to discuss music with Fred- he takes it too seriously.

86 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:05pm

re: #84 albusteve

kinda, the Beatles were actually musicians...whatever

Beatlesque-ish. yes.

87 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:35pm

re: #56 haakondahl

Hitchens on Galloway:

Unkind nature, which could have made a perfectly good butt out of his face, has spoiled the whole effect by taking an asshole and studding it with ill-brushed fangs.

That's much more eloquent that my urge to call him a fucking moron.

88 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:36pm

re: #75 albusteve

or in debt a million dollars, and desperate for cash

There's no way that guy is not going to end up doing time. He had Jackson on overnight IV anaesthetic drips, fer Pete's sake!

89 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:46pm

re: #80 Sharmuta

Is it wrong it reminded me of The Beatles?

As long as you are not reminded of the Ruttles, you're ok. ;)

90 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:32:47pm

re: #85 Sharmuta

You're starting to remind me of my friend Fred. It's never a good idea to discuss music with Fred- he takes it too seriously.

I like Fred

91 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:33:09pm

re: #89 FurryOldGuyJeans

As long as you are not reminded of the Ruttles, you're ok. ;)

hyahaha!

92 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:33:20pm

re: #90 albusteve

I like Fred

LOL

93 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:33:31pm

re: #87 MandyManners

That's much more eloquent that my urge to call him a fucking moron.

Many, you can be so eloquent when you put your mind to it. I prefer your phrasing.

94 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:33:39pm

re: #85 Sharmuta

You're starting to remind me of my friend Fred. It's never a good idea to discuss music with Fred- he takes it too seriously.

when you nmed a song, a friend of mine in college knew the record label and the year. I don't think he got out much.

95 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:35:18pm

re: #83 BlueCanuck

Dancing? You want dancing? Here's your dancing lovely lady.



I'm swaying. Does that count?

96 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:35:25pm

re: #88 Cato the Elder

There's no way that guy is not going to end up doing time. He had Jackson on overnight IV anaesthetic drips, fer Pete's sake!

don't know...the feds are on his tail, that's all i know...it's a mess...what's in the IV drip?...I'm just a voyeur

97 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:35:30pm

re: #77 SasquatchOnSteroids

You came in those Pants ? You are brave.
heh.

"That's no moon, that's a pair of pants!"

98 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:36:13pm

re: #93 FurryOldGuyJeans

Many, you can be so eloquent when you put your mind to it. I prefer your phrasing.

*blush*

Thank you.

99 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:37:01pm

re: #98 MandyManners

*blush*

Thank you.

You are more than welcome. :)

100 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:37:09pm

re: #95 MandyManners

I'm swaying. Does that count?

Close enough.


Turn it up, this lady has some pipes.

101 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:38:11pm

I found this little item while being nostalgic for the old NES game Punch Out on youtube. The comment section is full of pissed MJ fans that don't realize this video was made back in 2001.

102 Macker  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:38:22pm

re: #43 BlueCanuck

1 million updings. Glad I hadn't taken a drink before I read that.

Hey that's MY line!

103 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:39:21pm

re: #102 Macker

Hey that's MY line!

Unashamedly stolen. Guess I missed the serial numbers with my file. ;)

104 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:39:43pm

I'm not a Ben Folds fan, but the album he did with William Shatner called "Has-Been" is greatness.

105 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:40:29pm

re: #100 BlueCanuck

Close enough.



Turn it up, this lady has some pipes.

I had a sudden urge to go rake leaves...

106 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:40:51pm

Next on Radio C-LGF

107 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:41:32pm

re: #104 negativ

I'm not a Ben Folds fan, but the album he did with William Shatner called "Has-Been" is greatness.

Better than the one Shatner did by himself years ago?

Lucy...in the SKY... with DIAMONDS!
I want Answers, Mr. Spock!
(Anything would be better than that old Shatner album)

108 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:41:37pm

I rarely post in old threads but, I did tonight in reply to Rob Schitt's Bottom 10 post. I mean, the meat-head ADMITTED he didn't even read the relevant document yet, he passed judgment on it. Yes, shades of FCBBHO.

109 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:42:47pm

re: #96 albusteve

don't know...the feds are on his tail, that's all i know...it's a mess...what's in the IV drip?...I'm just a voyeur

Nasty shit. Strong anastetic used only in operating rooms, in controlled conditions. 1.0 ml/kg of bodyweight can put you under; 1.3ml/kg can kill you stone cold dead.

110 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:43:15pm

Gotta' make sure The Kid used actual SOAP to wash his hair. You know, the stuff that makes some pre-teen boys have coniption fits. Soap.

111 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:43:16pm

re: #108 MandyManners

I rarely post in old threads but, I did tonight in reply to Rob Schitt's Bottom 10 post. I mean, the meat-head ADMITTED he didn't even read the relevant document yet, he passed judgment on it. Yes, shades of FCBBHO.

The height of cluelessness and arrogant condescension, all rolled up into a small package.

112 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:43:29pm

re: #107 Kosh's Shadow

Better than the one Shatner did by himself years ago?

Lucy...in the SKY... with DIAMONDS!
I want Answers, Mr. Spock!
(Anything would be better than that old Shatner album)

I'd take Shatner over Nirvana anyday...
jus stirrin the pot

113 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:43:32pm

re: #108 MandyManners

Well, he's no longer around to kick around. Nor can he do his cowardly stealth down dinging of links. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

114 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:44:06pm

re: #96 albusteve

don't know...the feds are on his tail, that's all i know...it's a mess...what's in the IV drip?...I'm just a voyeur

According to what I've read, he helped MJ use surgery-grade anaesthesia in place of sleeping pills. An anaesthetic that, when used in an operation, requires a team of monitors on hand to revive the patient if something goes wrong. Jackson requested to wake up at a certain time, the doc would set the drip to stop five minutes before that.

The kind of thing any ethical MD does for his patients...

115 Neutral President  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:44:11pm

re: #110 MandyManners

Gotta' make sure The Kid used actual SOAP to wash his hair. You know, the stuff that makes some pre-teen boys have coniption fits. Soap.

Simple Object Access Protocol?

/geek

116 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:44:15pm

re: #112 albusteve

I'd take Shatner over Nirvana anyday...
jus stirrin the pot

We could combine them
Smells like ... burnt dilithium crystals.

117 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:44:24pm

Semi repost:

The artist is Efrat Gosh. She's Israeli, so the words are in Hebrew.
This simple and beautiful song is called See the Light

You tube also has a not bad translation of the words

Also, a very charming song and video about missing someone you love from Din Din Aviv called If you will go

118 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:45:00pm

re: #109 SteveC

Nasty shit. Strong anastetic used only in operating rooms, in controlled conditions. 1.0 ml/kg of bodyweight can put you under; 1.3ml/kg can kill you stone cold dead.

he's a cardiologist, not an anesthesiologist...that might matter

119 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:46:02pm

re: #114 Cato the Elder

According to what I've read, he helped MJ use surgery-grade anaesthesia in place of sleeping pills. An anaesthetic that, when used in an operation, requires a team of monitors on hand to revive the patient if something goes wrong. Jackson requested to wake up at a certain time, the doc would set the drip to stop five minutes before that.

The kind of thing any ethical MD does for his patients...

Hell, my cardio does it for me all the time, get some WILD trips with that stuff!

/VERY sarcastic!

120 SteveC  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:47:55pm

You wanna dance? Let's dance!

121 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:47:55pm

re: #116 Kosh's Shadow

We could combine them
Smells like ... burnt dilithium crystals.

"but they give me a buzz?"
Cobain

122 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:48:25pm

Well, I'm going to go hook myself up to the Kindle for the rest of the evening. Somebody holler if AFVetWife shows up again - I don't wanna miss the flounce.

123 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:48:46pm

re: #99 FurryOldGuyJeans

You are more than welcome. :)

8-)

124 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:49:03pm

We missed this story from a few weeks ago...


Jindal approves high-school diploma with lower standards


Gov. Bobby Jindal approved legislation Thursday creating a new public school curriculum with lowered academic standards, waving aside objections from education advocates who say the change will produce high school graduates who lack basic English and math skills.

Jindal said the new program is part of the state's effort to produce a better-trained work force. He also said the new curriculum, focused on training students for blue collar jobs, would reduce the state's dropout rate.

125 Macker  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:49:12pm

re: #107 Kosh's Shadow

Better than the one Shatner did by himself years ago?

Lucy...in the SKY... with DIAMONDS!
I want Answers, Mr. Spock!
(Anything would be better than that old Shatner album)

Even Shatner's efforts are better than Leonard Nimoy's...

126 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:49:31pm

re: #100 BlueCanuck

Close enough.




Turn it up, this lady has some pipes.

EMBEDDGING DISABLED BY REQUEST.

127 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:50:01pm

re: #123 MandyManners

8-)

You still getting the vapors over hunk-a, hunk-a?

128 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:50:15pm

re: #100 BlueCanuck

Close enough.




Turn it up, this lady has some pipes.

Pipes? Kilts? Bits and pieces?

129 Cato the Elder  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:50:51pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

Jindal said the new program is part of the state's effort to produce a better-trained work force. He also said the new curriculum, focused on training students for blue collar jobs, would reduce the state's dropout rate.

Might work, if there were any decent blue-collar jobs left.

130 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:50:58pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

We missed this story from a few weeks ago...

Jindal approves high-school diploma with lower standards

Jindals wirc forse
okay

131 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:51:20pm

re: #111 FurryOldGuyJeans

The height of cluelessness and arrogant condescension, all rolled up into a small package.

Which one, FCBBHO or Rob Schmitt? Both?

132 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:51:36pm

re: #126 MandyManners

Oooops my mistake. Here it is.

133 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:52:37pm

re: #131 MandyManners

Which one, FCBBHO or Rob Schmitt? Both?

Yes. ;)

/ both

134 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:52:54pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout


Under the new law, students 15 and older could leave the standard curriculum and instead take a "career track" if they have parental approval. They would face easier requirements for graduation and a curriculum less geared toward college preparation. It would also allow eighth graders to advance to ninth grade without passing the state's high-stakes standardized test.

Graduates would get a "career option" diploma, different from the state's standard diploma, designed to get them into a two-year technical school or community college but not four-year schools.

If it works it might be a slightly better option than dropping out. Maybe they can combine it with an apprenticeship program.

135 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:54:43pm

re: #134 jaunte

If it works it might be a slightly better option than dropping out. Maybe they can combine it with an apprenticeship program.

pandering...we need to raise our children up not give them 3rd rate options

136 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:55:24pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

Not everyone needs a college education, nor can they handle the self-discipline required to get one. At one time working with one's hands was considered a good job, worthy of respect.

137 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:56:21pm

re: #129 Cato the Elder

Might work, if there were any decent blue-collar jobs left.

There are - plumber, electrician, etc. Things break, and you need someone skilled enough to fix them. And you can't exactly outsource home repair to India and China. Illegals can't do jobs that need to be signed off by a licensed person, at least not without the licensed person getting in trouble.

138 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:56:33pm

re: #113 BlueCanuck

Well, he's no longer around to kick around. Nor can he do his cowardly stealth down dinging of links. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

One of my more favoreds by AC/DC:

139 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:57:18pm

re: #135 albusteve

I think the British system used to have a test for eleven year olds that determined whether you went on to university or became a blue collar worker.
It put a lot of pressure on the kids, but their early elementary education was superior to the American system.

140 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:57:50pm

re: #114 Cato the Elder

According to what I've read, he helped MJ use surgery-grade anaesthesia in place of sleeping pills. An anaesthetic that, when used in an operation, requires a team of monitors on hand to revive the patient if something goes wrong. Jackson requested to wake up at a certain time, the doc would set the drip to stop five minutes before that.

The kind of thing any ethical MD does for his patients...

Have you checked out his financial history prior to his association with Jackson? Judgments. Child support. Credit cards.

141 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:57:56pm

And now for those of you from the land down under. We know you are out there lurking. Like a gonna. ;)

142 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:58:24pm

Oh, stick this in your fusebox.

143 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 7:59:19pm

re: #137 Kosh's Shadow

There are - plumber, electrician, etc. Things break, and you need someone skilled enough to fix them. And you can't exactly outsource home repair to India and China. Illegals can't do jobs that need to be signed off by a licensed person, at least not without the licensed person getting in trouble.

What the average joe used to do themselves is now farmed out, with a condescending sniff of one's nose. Being a handy-man for the self-appointed elitist is a lucrative field.

144 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:00:09pm

re: #134 jaunte

I think it's a bad idea. Kids who want to can already drop out and get a GED. I think it's a bad idea to set them on a path to menial labor at the age of 15 to be a bad idea.

145 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:00:20pm

re: #143 FurryOldGuyJeans

What the average joe used to do themselves is now farmed out, with a condescending sniff of one's nose. Being a handy-man for the self-appointed elitist is a lucrative field.

don't I know...that's what I do down here in ABQ

146 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:00:24pm

Anyone who wants to be a responsible voter in the modern world needs better than a high school education.

Anyone who wants a real job in the modern world needs better than a highschool education.

Jindal is doing nothing more than proposing that the cost of education is higher than the cost of a perpetual underclass.

I wrote a while back that many scientists are fed up with the anti-intellectualism and anti education stance that the GOP takes.

Our high school standards are some of the worst in the civilized world.

Let me give a very simple example.

How many of you think that calculus is "advanced" math?

In other nations, kids who are good at math learn it at age 14. That's when most of our kids are still being told that it doesn't matter if they can't figure out algebra 1.

I am totally sick of the intellectual laziness in this nation. Only a nation of near illiterates could think that folksy is better than informed.

147 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:00:37pm

re: #115 ArchangelMichael

Simple Object Access Protocol?

/geek

Oh, I wish it were about that kinda' crap. He figured out to connect two computers on the same dohickey about two years ago but, I just cannot convince him of the need to do anything more than dip in water. (Maybe it's because he's at the country club a lot. I don't know. I just...just...)

148 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:01:03pm

re: #142 MandyManners

Oh, stick this in your fusebox.

heh, wondered what that was all about. Suddenly it all became clear.

149 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:01:49pm

It worked just fine in Hooterville

all they did was swimin in the train water tower and fish

150 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:01:53pm

re: #144 Killgore Trout

I think the short-term political calculation is to reduce the number of high-school dropouts.

151 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:02:30pm

re: #136 FurryOldGuyJeans

The problem is that those kids who take this watered down diploma are going to have to compete for jobs with people who have real high school diplomas. Pretty much anybody can graduate high school. I don't think it's setting the bar too high.

152 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:03:00pm

re: #150 jaunte
Keeping people dumb, is where they iare coming from

153 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:03:18pm

re: #146 LudwigVanQuixote

There used to be a thing called Trade School in this country, where people who had no aptitude nor desire for college learned the skills needed to get a job they were good at.

154 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:03:29pm

re: #147 MandyManners

Oh, I wish it were about that kinda' crap. He figured out to connect two computers on the same dohickey about two years ago but, I just cannot convince him of the need to do anything more than dip in water. (Maybe it's because he's at the country club a lot. I don't know. I just...just...)

One of the boys (12) in my science class admitted that he hadn't used shampoo in a year. I just looked at him. "You realize I have to tell your mother that, don't you?"

(Turns out she knew. He was using bar soap.)

155 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:04:29pm

Ben Folds kind of reminds me of River from Weezer. The other dude looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.

156 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:04:57pm

Ben Folds is the man!

157 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:04:59pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

We missed this story from a few weeks ago...


Jindal approves high-school diploma with lower standards

Gov. Bobby Jindal approved legislation Thursday creating a new public school curriculum with lowered academic standards, waving aside objections from education advocates who say the change will produce high school graduates who lack basic English and math skills.

Jindal said the new program is part of the state's effort to produce a better-trained work force. He also said the new curriculum, focused on training students for blue collar jobs, would reduce the state's dropout rate.


Oh, you KNOW what goes here.

158 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:05:09pm

re: #151 Killgore Trout

The problem is that those kids who take this watered down diploma are going to have to compete for jobs with people who have real high school diplomas. Pretty much anybody can graduate high school. I don't think it's setting the bar too high.

And therein lies the crux of the problem, graduating EVERYONE from High School, ready or not, qualified to do so or not. Add on the expectation that EVERYONE can handle college, and you get nothing but failure across the board.

159 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:05:14pm

"If you want to get laid, go to college.
If you want an education, go to the library."
-- Frank Zappa

160 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:05:21pm

After all that time to sit back and relax with a little spanish guitar.

161 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:05:36pm

Strolling back through the computer room door, AC/DC's "Live Wire" shaking the walls around me as I sliiide behind the keyboard. Lurking time is over.

How are ya, Lizards?

162 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:05:44pm

re: #153 FurryOldGuyJeans

There used to be a thing called Trade School in this country, where people who had no aptitude nor desire for college learned the skills needed to get a job they were good at.

This country also used to have an industrial economy where those people could get jobs. I would be all for making our own stuff again and not buying crap made in overseas sweatshops, but that would put the almighty Wall Mart out of business if we legislated it, and the average American wouldn't buy for higher priced quality over cheap and disposable anyway.

163 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:06:25pm

Such Great Heights cover by Ben Folds...

164 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:06:46pm

re: #159 jaunte

I went to college and now it hurts when I pee

Lucille messed my mind up

165 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:06:50pm

re: #144 Killgore Trout

I think it's a bad idea. Kids who want to can already drop out and get a GED. I think it's a bad idea to set them on a path to menial labor at the age of 15 to be a bad idea.

Isn't that a shade of what is done in Europe?

166 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:07:01pm

re: #155 Mich-again

Ben Folds kind of reminds me of River from Weezer. The other dude looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Good call.

167 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:07:22pm

re: #161 SurferDoc

Hey SurferDoc. You missed all the pants jokes ↑.

168 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:07:51pm

re: #148 BlueCanuck

heh, wondered what that was all about. Suddenly it all became clear.

It's all about getting off your duff and DANCING!!

169 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:08:08pm

re: #167 BlueCanuck

Hey SurferDoc. You missed all the pants jokes ↑.

Oooops, I missed my pants, too! BRB

/ZZzzzaaap!!!

170 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:08:09pm

re: #165 MandyManners

I think so.

171 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:08:13pm

re: #168 MandyManners
And you can thank Ellen for that!!

172 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:08:18pm

re: #165 MandyManners

Yeah, I think so. I've never understood their education system.

173 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:08:50pm

re: #169 SurferDoc
That was inseamly, Sir!

174 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:09:18pm

language warning...

Ben Folds Five - Song For The Dumped

I've been there...you've been there...we have all been there...

175 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:09:49pm

re: #154 Emmmieg

One of the boys (12) in my science class admitted that he hadn't used shampoo in a year. I just looked at him. "You realize I have to tell your mother that, don't you?"

(Turns out she knew. He was using bar soap.)

I have no bar soap. I quit using it years ago. He either learns to use what I have or, he gets it used ON him.

176 Charles Johnson  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:09:57pm

More than a feelin'.

177 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:10:17pm

re: #168 MandyManners

It's all about getting off your duff and DANCING!!

Sorry, can't dance. legs hurt from walking. Played tourist today, going down different roads that I had never been.

178 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:10:53pm

re: #170 jaunte

I think so.

From what I've read and heard, yep.

179 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:10:58pm

re: #177 BlueCanuck

Sorry, can't dance. legs hurt from walking. Played tourist today, going down different roads that I had never been.

At least you don't have to have a dance partner who is a walker or a cane...

180 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:11:18pm

re: #171 quiet man

And you can thank Ellen for that!!

Ellen?

181 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:11:32pm

re: #155 Mich-again

Ben Folds kind of reminds me of River from Weezer. The other dude looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.

Rivers live!

182 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:11:36pm

Heres a quarter in the SNDT jukebox. Weezer, Troublemaker

183 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:12:22pm

re: #180 MandyManners
Ellen Degeneres

184 Neutral President  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:12:23pm

re: #165 MandyManners

Isn't that a shade of what is done in Europe?

It's similar. There's pros and cons to it, but I don't think setting some kids on a low-paying/low-demand career path from an early age is a good idea in a country that desperately needs scientists and engineers, not more Starbucks employees.

185 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:12:55pm

re: #176 Charles

OK that is a cool video. It's been a while since I've seen something that industrial.

186 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:13:07pm

re: #175 MandyManners

I have no bar soap. I quit using it years ago. He either learns to use what I have or, he gets it used ON him.

I don't use bar soap either. It leave you feeling sticky. Body wash is the best thing to use, I've found.

187 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:13:23pm

re: #173 quiet man

That was inseamly, Sir!

But it was a Power Load...

188 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:13:24pm

re: #172 Killgore Trout

Yeah, I think so. I've never understood their education system.

Neither have I but, I've heard/read a bit.

DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR ANYTHING.

(Well, like you wouldn't. Or, anyone else here.)

189 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:13:55pm

re: #184 ArchangelMichael

Teach kids Math early and deep...trains the mind and stimulates all math related thinking like Music and art..and science.

190 tradewind  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:13:58pm

Franken refutes reports he's reliable vote for Reid:

191 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:14:06pm

re: #159 jaunte

"If you want to get laid, go to college.
If you want an education, go to the library."
-- Frank Zappa

What's wrong with sex in libraries?

/multi-tasker, bibliophile

Ahoy, polloi. What's up?

192 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:14:24pm

The vaxxers having a field-day...being able to have a say about any H1N1 vaccine:

Is it safe? U.S. vaccine experts want to build trust

193 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:14:28pm

Franken.

/Spit

194 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:14:55pm

re: #191 iceweasel

What's wrong with sex in libraries?

/multi-tasker, bibliophile

Ahoy, polloi. What's up?

I see you know your way around the stacks. *twirls mustache*

195 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:15:19pm

re: #192 FurryOldGuyJeans

The vaxxers having a field-day...being able to have a say about any H1N1 vaccine:

Is it safe? U.S. vaccine experts want to build trust

Dag-nabbit! Helps to add the link BEFORE hitting post. :%P%

196 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:15:44pm

re: #193 SurferDoc

Franken.

/Spit

Franken, *vomit*

197 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:15:57pm

re: #191 iceweasel

All of the ssshhh-ing was kind of a downer.

198 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:16:14pm

re: #187 SurferDoc

You ought to feel bad about that

You double ought

199 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:16:42pm

re: #198 quiet man

You ought to feel bad about that

You double ought

Buck?

200 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:17:04pm

re: #191 iceweasel

Sex is less fun when you are forced to use the dewey decimal system

201 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:17:48pm

re: #199 BlueCanuck

20 gauge and proud

202 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:18:07pm

re: #191 iceweasel

What's wrong with sex in libraries?

/multi-tasker, bibliophile

Ahoy, polloi. What's up?


The tables are too hard.

203 albusteve  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:18:11pm

re: #191 iceweasel

What's wrong with sex in libraries?

/multi-tasker, bibliophile

Ahoy, polloi. What's up?

sex in church is even better

204 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:18:21pm

re: #200 quiet man

Sex is less fun when you are forced to use the dewey decimal system

Stick to the fantasy racks and avoid the reference section

205 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:18:25pm

re: #198 quiet man

You ought to feel bad about that

You double ought

Relax, I was listening to "TNT" when I wrote that.

/ ;)

206 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:19:12pm

iDub- I emailed you something.

207 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:19:31pm

And now for some real pipes.

/runs for the door...

208 Bloodnok  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:20:19pm

I'm out, Lizards.

Some would ask if I was even here.

Well I was.

But now I'm not.

good night.

209 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:20:34pm

re: #189 quiet man

Teach kids Math early and deep...trains the mind and stimulates all math related thinking like Music and art..and science.

Great advice.

210 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:20:57pm

re: #177 BlueCanuck

Sorry, can't dance. legs hurt from walking. Played tourist today, going down different roads that I had never been.

I'll loan my X's left nut to the first Lizard who can give me a decent video of Long Tall Glasses by LEO SAYER.

YES, YOU CAN DANCE!

211 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:20:57pm

re: #207 BlueCanuck

*thump-thump-thump* Bad Blue! Naughty Lizard! ;)

212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:21:13pm
213 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:21:37pm

re: #209 Mich-again It wasnt until college I got interested in math...it changes you.

Should be early training IMNSHO

214 tradewind  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:21:54pm

re: #195 FurryOldGuyJeans

At least with this flu it's targeted to the relative strain... seasonal flu shots target at most three variants of a possible five or six strains per year, so if you get one of the other two or three types, you're not covered.

215 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:21:55pm

re: #212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The Bad Plus

*BUZZ!* 404ed, big time.

216 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:21:55pm
217 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:22:09pm

re: #183 quiet man

Ellen Degeneres

Oh.

218 tradewind  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:22:48pm

re: #202 Kosh's Shadow

The need to remain quiet... upsets the dewey decibel system.

219 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:22:52pm

re: #217 MandyManners
She is the new fat guru-ette

taking Richard simmons all the way out of the picture.

220 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:23:07pm
221 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:23:58pm

re: #219 quiet man

She is the new fat guru-ette

taking Richard simmons all the way out of the picture.

Hard to tell who's more Butch, her or Richard.

222 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:23:58pm

re: #184 ArchangelMichael

It's similar. There's pros and cons to it, but I don't think setting some kids on a low-paying/low-demand career path from an early age is a good idea in a country that desperately needs scientists and engineers, not more Starbucks employees.

I think an enghineeer could get my SB order correct: half-caf/half-decaff.

223 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:24:10pm

re: #216 Dark_Falcon

Smidge skinny there. I wish I hadn't seen that.

224 revobob  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:24:14pm

re: #160 BlueCanuck

After all that time to sit back and relax with a little spanish guitar.

Thank you- that kicked ASS!!!

225 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:24:31pm

Was someone talking about Cash earlier? Here's a double-doze of Cashness.

226 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:24:49pm

Turns out I don't know me, either.

227 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:01pm

re: #186 Dark_Falcon

I don't use bar soap either. It leave you feeling sticky. Body wash is the best thing to use, I've found.

You've not used the 50-gallon bucket of unicorn urine?

228 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:01pm

re: #221 FurryOldGuyJeans

She is..since she has a woman

229 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:07pm

re: #202 Kosh's Shadow

The tables are too hard.

ummm, that's what he sound proofed study rooms are for... :) Oh, I didn't say that, no, I never... In college and grad school those rooms were only for research...

230 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:33pm

re: #222 MandyManners

I think an enghineeer could get my SB order correct: half-caf/half-decaff.

Thats called a half-calf.

231 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:44pm

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans

Well I did say I have an eclectic play list. :D

232 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:49pm

re: #227 MandyManners

You've not used the 50-gallon bucket of unicorn urine?

No, I think that's what avanti uses. He's the one he owns the hopeychange unicorn.

233 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:25:54pm

re: #222 MandyManners

I think an enghineeer could get my SB order correct: half-caf/half-decaff.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Pessimist: half empty
Optimist: half full
Engineer: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be

234 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:26:04pm

re: #228 quiet man

She is..since she has a woman

I think we have a winner!

235 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:26:43pm

re: #230 Mich-again

The way she wrote it, it is 1/2caff divided by 1/2 decaff

so it is a quarter decaff

236 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:27:36pm

re: #233 Kosh's Shadow

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Pessimist: half empty
Optimist: half full
Engineer: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be

Realist: I think I need more coffee.

237 revobob  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:27:38pm

re: #203 albusteve

sex in church is even better

Ohhh pew!

238 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:27:58pm

re: #235 quiet man

The way she wrote it, it is 1/2caff divided by 1/2 decaff

so it is a quarter decaff

You must be a mathematics professor. An engineer would already have filled the cup and gone on to the next order.

239 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:28:09pm

re: #236 BlueCanuck

Irish: Where the feck is the Jameson's?

240 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:28:17pm

re: #233 Kosh's Shadow

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Pessimist: half empty
Optimist: half full
Engineer: The glass is more voluminous than the available liquid substrate available by a factor of two. twice as large as it needs to be

241 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:28:32pm

re: #236 BlueCanuck

Realist: I think I need more coffee.

Philosopher: Can there ever be enough coffee?

242 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:29:12pm

re: #239 Fenway_Nation

Irish: Where the feck is the Jameson's?

Is that you Father Ted?

243 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:29:24pm

Liberal Lets tax the excess coffee

244 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:29:29pm

re: #238 FurryOldGuyJeans

You must be a mathematics professor. An engineer would already have filled the cup and gone on to the next order.

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are all put in a room with a pretty girl and told that they can go half the distance to her every thirty seconds. The mathematician and the physicist leave, because they know that they will never reach her. The engineer stays, because he knows that he can get close enough to show her the functions on his new calculator.

(/Ducks. Offers up excuse that she is married to an engineer. An descended from two.)

245 Gang of One  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:29:42pm

re: #241 FurryOldGuyJeans

Philosopher: Can there ever be enough coffee?

SB barrista: Sorry I messed up your coffee order.

246 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:29:47pm

re: #240 CynicalConservative

PETA Liberal: And how does the coffee bean feel about being consumed?

247 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:30:20pm

re: #243 quiet man

Tree hugger: I wonder what the carbon footprint of the factory that porduces these glasses is? I think they need to be shut down...

248 Racer X  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:30:26pm

re: #44 FurryOldGuyJeans

Cranky old coot, grouchy old fart, grumpy old curmudgeon...that is I. ;)

Me too.

Rough day.

249 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:30:53pm

re: #245 Gang of One

Zen Master answers "Its just fine like that"

250 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:31:14pm

re: #246 FurryOldGuyJeans

PETA Liberal: And how does the coffee bean feel about being consumed?

It doesn't, it's already cooked. ;-)

251 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:31:36pm

re: #248 Racer X

Me too.

Rough day.

I'm cranky, grouchy, and grumpy on a GOOD day. You really, really, really, REALLY, don't want to know what a bad day is for me. ;)

252 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:31:38pm

Obama Liberal: Those grounds must have been left over from Bush

253 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:31:54pm

re: #250 CynicalConservative

It doesn't, it's already cooked. ;-)

CANNIBAL! ;)

254 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:31:59pm

re: #235 quiet man

so it is a quarter decaff


No its a quarter caf.

255 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:06pm

re: #206 Sharmuta

iDub- I emailed you something.

I'll check right now-- haven't been able to check email for various reasons. (mostly good ones!)


BBIAB everyone

re: #194 BlueCanuck

I see you know your way around the stacks. *twirls mustache*

You're cracking me up! (love)

256 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:21pm

re: #253 FurryOldGuyJeans

CANNIBAL! ;)

Mmmm, roasted PETA bits.

257 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:32pm

re: #245 Gang of One

SB barrista: Sorry I messed up your coffee order.

All I asked for was a large black coffee!

258 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:41pm

re: #254 Mich-again
a quart of caf and 3 quarts of decaff..Now, thats multiplyin'

259 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:53pm

re: #257 Idle Drifter

All I asked for was a large black coffee!

RACIST! ;)

260 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:32:53pm

re: #257 Idle Drifter

All I asked for was a large black coffee!

Racist!

//

261 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:33:18pm

re: #259 FurryOldGuyJeans

RACIST! ;)

Grrr, 12 seconds...

262 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:33:20pm

re: #257 Idle Drifter
Doctor Gates..we have another one

263 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:33:34pm

re: #258 quiet man

a quart of caf and 3 quarts of decaff..Now, thats multiplyin'

I thought you were the math wizard? /ha

264 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:33:37pm

re: #260 CynicalConservative

Neener, neener, neener! I beat ya! ;)

265 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:34:07pm

re: #264 FurryOldGuyJeans

Neener, neener, neener! I beat ya! ;)

*Thwack*

266 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:34:08pm

re: #263 Mich-again

Before it was division..you multiplied when you should have ducked

267 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:34:57pm

re: #262 quiet man

Doctor Gates..we have another one

I'll have a Rolling Rock Pale Ale.

268 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:34:57pm

re: #255 iceweasel

Just doing my best, or in some cases worst. When I am good, I am really good. When I am bad, I am even better.

269 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:35:25pm

re: #255 iceweasel

It's just the usual.

270 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:35:34pm

re: #267 Idle Drifter
Ale? Beerist!

271 wee fury  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:36:06pm

re: #242 BlueCanuck

Is that you Father Ted?

Father Ted is dead.

272 Last Mohican  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:36:33pm

re: #176 Charles

More than a feelin'.


[Video]

Loved the video! But does it make me a nerd if I noticed that, at about 0:20, the liver is on the wrong side and the colon is flipped backwards?

273 Last Mohican  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:37:28pm

re: #257 Idle Drifter

All I asked for was a large black coffee!

That's code for socialist coffee, and I have no idea what socialist coffee is.

274 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:37:32pm

re: #241 FurryOldGuyJeans

Philosopher: Can there ever be enough coffee?

Philosophers don't drink coffee!

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

275 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:37:35pm

re: #272 Last Mohican

Loved the video! But does it make me a nerd if I noticed that, at about 0:20, the liver is on the wrong side and the colon is flipped backwards?

I love LGF. I just do.

276 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:37:54pm

re: #273 Last Mohican

That's code for socialist coffee, and I have no idea what socialist coffee is.

When someone else pays for it?

277 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:37:59pm

re: #273 Last Mohican
Put some 1/2 and 1/2 in as affimative action

278 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:38:27pm

re: #273 Last Mohican

That's code for socialist coffee, and I have no idea what socialist coffee is.

It's spilled on the table and everybody gets a lick. Nobody's satisfied but hey you got something.

279 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:38:44pm

re: #269 Sharmuta

It's just the usual.

I'll be in there asap, but for reasons I'll explain in a bit I can't get in there at the moment...

280 Desert Dog  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:38:52pm

Have a good night all...I gotta do the family thing...movie and some popcorn

I leave you all with a nice and mellow 289 year old composition

281 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:39:11pm

Not sure, but socialist coffee is always served in itty bitty cups

282 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:40:00pm

All I asked for was a black coffee and a RR pale ale, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

283 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:40:01pm

re: #176 Charles

More than a feelin'.


284 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:40:44pm

re: #281 quiet man

Not sure, but socialist coffee is always served in itty bitty cups

That everybody has to share.

285 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:40:59pm

re: #271 wee fury

Father Ted is dead.

And here I didn't even know he was sick. Darn, drat, and bah humbug!

286 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:41:08pm

re: #282 Idle Drifter

a witches brew and a talisman of great power...

you should have expected them

287 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:41:08pm

re: #271 wee fury

Father Ted is dead.

God that depresses me. Such a good show...time for a drink.

288 Racer X  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:41:25pm
289 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:41:34pm

re: #282 Idle Drifter

All I asked for was a black coffee and a RR pale ale, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

290 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:41:35pm

re: #284 CynicalConservative
At least you get a couple more lumps than you ask for

291 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:42:38pm

re: #290 quiet man

At least you get a couple more lumps than you ask for

Just don't ask what the lumps are made of...

292 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:43:10pm

re: #282 Idle Drifter

All I asked for was a black coffee and a RR pale ale, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Beware what you wish for...

293 quiet man  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:43:21pm

re: #291 CynicalConservative

Only a taste test would inform you of their composition.

294 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:43:35pm

re: #268 BlueCanuck

Just doing my best, or in some cases worst. When I am good, I am really good. When I am bad, I am even better.

Bad Blue! Naughty Lizard! ;)

295 Bobblehead  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:44:02pm

Now this is pretty cool. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down with a vortex cannon.

296 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:44:14pm

re: #291 CynicalConservative

Just don't ask what the lumps are made of...

heheh.

297 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:44:16pm

re: #293 quiet man

Only a taste test would inform you of their composition.

Not going there...(I'm chikin).

298 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:44:20pm

Oh, for fuck's sake.


[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

299 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:45:15pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

Such a lovely way with words. ;-) Hope things find you well tonight.

300 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:45:59pm

re: #299 CynicalConservative

Such a lovely way with words. ;-) Hope things find you well tonight.

Hey, I find Mandy candor and eloquence refreshing! ;)

301 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:46:12pm

re: #287 iceweasel

God that depresses me. Such a good show...time for a drink.

Isn't it. What's your feckin poison?

302 Last Mohican  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:46:20pm

More than a feelin', featuring Mike Huckabee playing bass.

(warning: lousy audio, lots of clipping)

303 Racer X  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:46:27pm
304 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:46:31pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

My fake ID worked !

305 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:46:42pm

re: #300 FurryOldGuyJeans

Hey, I find Mandy candor and eloquence refreshing! ;)

No argument, I love Mandy's posts!

306 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:47:18pm

re: #294 FurryOldGuyJeans

Ah, Chief running gag. So good to see you. ;)

/darkwing duck...

307 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:48:27pm

Karma whore moment... 12 away from 1000. Contribute as you see fit, back to zero or 4 digits on the way to five. (They like me, they really really like me... / sally field off)

308 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:08pm

re: #307 CynicalConservative

Go for it. I am slowly working my way to 1/3 of a sharmuta...

309 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:37pm

re: #307 CynicalConservative

I usually try not to point that out until said milestone is reached.

310 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:40pm

re: #306 BlueCanuck

Ah, Chief running gag. So good to see you. ;)

/darkwing duck...

Just be glad I decided to not thump ya each time! ;)

311 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:44pm

re: #308 BlueCanuck

Go for it. I am slowly working my way to 1/3 of a sharmuta...

I can only dream about such lofty heights.

312 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:48pm

re: #299 CynicalConservative

Such a lovely way with words. ;-) Hope things find you well tonight.

"Things" find me contented.

313 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:49:50pm

re: #307 CynicalConservative

Karma whore moment... 12 away from 1000. Contribute as you see fit, back to zero or 4 digits on the way to five. (They like me, they really really like me... / sally field off)

Damn, meant to hit minus in case you were in Spy and then change it back.

314 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:50:27pm

re: #300 FurryOldGuyJeans

Hey, I find Mandy candor and eloquence refreshing! ;)

Why, thank you!

315 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:50:41pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake.


[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

Whiskey in the Jar. Metallica.

316 Sharmuta  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:50:53pm

re: #308 BlueCanuck

Go for it. I am slowly working my way to 1/3 of a sharmuta...

lol

317 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:51:14pm

re: #309 Fenway_Nation

I usually try not to point that out until said milestone is reached.

Yeah, but I'm dying for attention without being a flouncing troll. Hence the offer for return to zero. :-}

318 Last Mohican  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:51:15pm

re: #308 BlueCanuck

Go for it. I am slowly working my way to 1/3 of a sharmuta...

I'm at about 50 millisharms right now.

319 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:51:38pm

re: #304 SasquatchOnSteroids

My fake ID worked !

WOOOTTT!1!!1

320 Neutral President  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:51:47pm

re: #222 MandyManners

I think an enghineeer could get my SB order correct: half-caf/half-decaff.

Yeah but the person you will most likely be giving that order to will have a art history or sociology degree.

321 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:51:55pm

re: #301 BlueCanuck

Isn't it. What's your feckin poison?

What would you say to a nice cup of tea?

Feck off, cup!

//

Right this second, chardonnay. You?

322 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:17pm

re: #313 SasquatchOnSteroids

Damn, meant to hit minus in case you were in Spy and then change it back.

Gotta spy more often...

323 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:18pm

re: #309 Fenway_Nation

I usually try not to point that out until said milestone is reached.

Seeing your ratio, and then comparing mine, I don't feel so put upon. ;)

324 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:25pm

re: #317 CynicalConservative

Make a post about cake. I'll think about it.

325 Neutral President  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:32pm

re: #320 ArchangelMichael

Assuming they don't get a job in state or city government.

326 Last Mohican  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:42pm

re: #307 CynicalConservative

Karma whore moment... 12 away from 1000. Contribute as you see fit, back to zero or 4 digits on the way to five. (They like me, they really really like me... / sally field off)

Okay, I dinged you up. If you make it to 1000 in this thread, will you buy us all a round?

327 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:43pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

Thank you Mandy. I just arrived in time to see your post. I now have a fresh bourbon on the rocks.

328 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:52:56pm

re: #316 Sharmuta

Hey, a lizard has to have his dreams right?

/and making out with a high school cheerleader at my age would be just wrong.
//high school dream that never happened...

329 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:53:01pm

re: #305 CynicalConservative

Oh, stop.

330 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:53:38pm

re: #326 Last Mohican

Okay, I dinged you up. If you make it to 1000 in this thread, will you buy us all a round?

Yep, always up for a round.

331 Bobblehead  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:53:49pm

re: #316 Sharmuta

lol


We can only dream of scaling the heights of your eloquent wisdom oh mighty one.

332 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:54:06pm

re: #314 MandyManners

Why, thank you!

Now if only I could get my frakking fingers to cooperate and do the correct syntax and spelling...

333 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:54:31pm

re: #322 CynicalConservative

Gotta spy more often...

I just updinged your last three posts. As I post this, you are at +1001 karma.

334 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:54:55pm

re: #328 BlueCanuck

Hey, a lizard has to have his dreams right?

/and making out with a high school cheerleader at my age would be just wrong.
//high school dream that never happened...

Not if the woman in question was one that had been a cheerleader when you were in high school. See, dreams can still come true.

335 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:54:56pm

re: #324 Emmmieg

Make a post about cake. I'll think about it.

Chocolate, vanilla, banana or marble, maybe carrot? Fudge frosting, cream cheese frosting, sugar dusting? What's your poison?

336 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:55:08pm

re: #329 MandyManners

Oh, stop.

Not on your life...a lovely lady always deserves praise and attention. ;)

/ besides, there are so few women that can speak fluent sailor!

338 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:55:12pm

re: #335 CynicalConservative

Chocolate, vanilla, banana or marble, maybe carrot? Fudge frosting, cream cheese frosting, sugar dusting? What's your poison?

All of them. Trust me.

339 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:55:21pm

re: #335 CynicalConservative


D owndinged you before I updinged you

/John Kerry.

340 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:55:25pm

re: #329 MandyManners

Oh, stop.

;-)

341 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:55:48pm

Coffee flavored Coffee-Denis Leary

Warning language.

342 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:56:11pm

re: #333 Dark_Falcon

I just updinged your last three posts. As I post this, you are at +1001 karma.

Woo Hoo! Thanks everyone!! Next round on me.

343 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:56:34pm

re: #321 iceweasel

What would you say to a nice cup of tea?

Feck off, cup!

//

Right this second, chardonnay. You?

Chardonnay you say? Might I suggest this saucy little number? it's a pop up, don't worry.
I myself today am drinking Bacardi Black with a Schweppes of essence.

344 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:56:43pm

re: #339 Fenway_Nation

D owndinged you before I updinged you

/John Kerry.

Ouch. Loves it.

345 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:58:10pm

re: #334 Emmmieg

Hmmm, that has possibilities...

346 Soona'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:58:47pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake.


[Link: www.smallbatch.com...]

So...

347 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:59:05pm

#338 Emmmieg

All of them. Trust me.

Can make them all, just can't eat them. Luckily the wife loves them.

348 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:59:35pm
349 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:59:36pm

re: #341 Idle Drifter

J & D's Bacon Salt..."Everything should taste like bacon!"

And is certified Kosher!

350 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 8:59:54pm

re: #347 CynicalConservative

#338 Emmmieg

Can make them all, just can't eat them. Luckily the wife loves them.

Lucky woman.

351 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:00:24pm
352 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:00:27pm

Watching The 5th Element on Cable. I absolutely love that movie.

353 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:00:30pm

I was surfing Hulu and found this riveting documentary featuring amateur photographers and their reactions to the 9-11 attacks. Never forget[Link: www.hulu.com...]

354 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:03:01pm

Finally watched Gran Torino the other night. Not bad.

355 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:03:09pm

re: #349 FurryOldGuyJeans

J & D's Bacon Salt..."Everything should taste like bacon!"

And is certified Kosher!

Awesome!

356 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:04:49pm

re: #351 Killgore Trout

This sounds promising:

While able to find fresh recruits to replace those killed and arrested it seems to have more difficulty replacing senior military trainers and other key operational figures. A former U.S. government official, specializing in counter-terrorism, commented that the insider accounts suggest the same people are leading training as a decade ago.
357 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:05:21pm

re: #354 SasquatchOnSteroids

Finally watched Gran Torino the other night. Not bad.

I just got finished watching 3:10 to Yuma. It was better than I expected.

358 Bobblehead  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:06:05pm
359 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:06:35pm

re: #357 NJDhockeyfan

I just got finished watching 3:10 to Yuma. It was better than I expected.

Been thinking about that one, good to know.

360 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:06:43pm

What?

361 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:08pm

re: #360 MandyManners

What?

Who?

362 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:28pm

re: #356 jaunte

I also find it interesting how they've reacted to missile strikes in Pakistan. I assume that was before Obama stepped things up. Also this...

Othmani also described the group's frustration at having to pay for their own weapons and training -- at a cost of 1,300 euros each (about $1,800) -- which if true might lend credence to reports that al Qaeda has come under financial strain. Vinas, for his part, made no mention of having to make payments to his handlers.
363 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:32pm

re: #361 CynicalConservative

Who?

Fuck.

364 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:42pm

re: #361 CynicalConservative

Who?

Where?

365 MandyManners  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:48pm

Good.

Bye.

366 Bobblehead  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:07:52pm

re: #361 CynicalConservative

Who?

When and where?

367 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:08:10pm

This may be what happened to the Gaza rooster:

Mr. Clucky may be evicted

368 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:08:19pm

re: #365 MandyManners

Good.

Bye.

What's up. Missed something...

369 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:08:45pm

re: #363 SasquatchOnSteroids

Fuck.

Not with me, I hope! ;)

370 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:08:55pm

re: #365 MandyManners

If you are done for the night, see you around.

371 SurferDoc  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:09:06pm

re: #328 BlueCanuck

Hey, a lizard has to have his dreams right?

/and making out with a high school cheerleader at my age would be just wrong.
//high school dream that never happened...

You didn't miss much. And the Prom Queen was more interested in her future modeling career than me.

Miss July, however, well she is sitting in the other room, reading. A keeper.
This is our 29th anniversary.

372 Soona'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:09:17pm

re: #356 jaunte

This sounds promising:

Bush's fault.

373 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:09:26pm

re: #369 FurryOldGuyJeans

Not with me, I hope! ;)

No need to apply.

374 Racer X  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:09:33pm

re: #352 CynicalConservative

Watching The 5th Element on Cable. I absolutely love that movie.

Are you classified as human?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

375 NY Nana  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:09:56pm

Will someone please smack me? I am actually watching SNL...a repeat no less!

/What have they done to real TV?

376 jaunte  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:10:12pm

re: #362 Killgore Trout

Making the recruits pay for their own weapons = fewer recruits.

377 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:10:49pm

re: #367 FurryOldGuyJeans

Some of those comments are hilarious. Reminds me of some place I have been...

378 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:11:07pm

re: #374 Racer X

Are you classified as human?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

One of the best lines ever.

Almost time for the Diva Opera scene...

379 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:11:57pm

re: #375 NY Nana

Will someone please smack me? I am actually watching SNL...a repeat no less!

/What have they done to real TV?

Real tv died in the 80's. What we are currently seeing is the death throes.

380 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:06pm

re: #375 NY Nana

Will someone please smack me? I am actually watching SNL...a repeat no less!

/What have they done to real TV?

I have a CT. Scrappy-Doo ruined it for everybody.

381 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:12pm

re: #372 Soona'

Bush's fault.

I wonder how they will blame George Bush for this?

Prolonged aid to unemployed is running out

Over the coming months, as many as 1.5 million jobless Americans will exhaust their unemployment insurance benefits, ending what for some has been a last bulwark against foreclosures and destitution.

Because of emergency extensions already enacted by Congress, laid-off workers in nearly half the states can collect benefits for up to 79 weeks, the longest period since the unemployment insurance program was created in the 1930s. But unemployment in this recession has proved to be especially tenacious, and a wave of job-seekers is using up even this prolonged aid.

Tens of thousands of workers have already used up their benefits, and the numbers are expected to soar in the months to come, reaching a half-million by the end of September and 1.5 million by the end of the year, according to new projections by the National Employment Law Project, a private research group.

382 Racer X  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:19pm

re: #378 CynicalConservative

One of the best lines ever.

Almost time for the Diva Opera scene...

Crank it up real loud.

383 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:30pm

re: #374 Racer X

Best line in the whole movie.

384 Mich-again  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:52pm

re: #375 NY Nana

/What have they done to real TV?

I don't watch real TV much anymore. I like digging through you tube for good movie scenes. Like this one from Waterboy..Mama says..

385 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:12:58pm

re: #379 BlueCanuck

Real tv died in the 80's. What we are currently seeing is the death throes.

We can only hope. Gave up on commercial TV in 91.

386 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:13:41pm

re: #382 Racer X

Crank it up real loud.

Always. Just started as I'm typing this.

387 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:14:16pm

re: #378 CynicalConservative

One of the best lines ever.

Almost time for the Diva Opera scene...

388 Soona'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:14:26pm

re: #381 NJDhockeyfan

"Hey, buddy. Have you got a dime"?

389 Killgore Trout  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:15:00pm

re: #376 jaunte

Making the recruits pay for their own weapons = fewer recruits.

Heh. These are guys who blow themselves up. Not sure if money makes much difference. $1,800 is a good chunk of change though.

390 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:17:47pm

re: #351 Killgore Trout

They kinda buried the lede on that one, don't ya think?

391 Idle Drifter  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:18:24pm

re: #362 Killgore Trout

According to Othmani, al Qaeda fighters totaled between 300-500 in Pakistan's Tribal Areas - spread out in groups of 10. Such decentralization was a function of the growing deadliness of U.S. Predator strikes.

Hicham Beyayo, a Belgian jihadist volunteer, said the group moved around a lot because such strikes were known to be "very effective," his lawyer Christophe Marchand, told CNN.

The loss of an increasing number of operatives, stated Othmani, prompted an order from al Qaeda's top command for fighters to remain inside as much as possible. In order to keep in touch jihadists operated a courier service across the region, according to the Frenchman's testimony.

While the MQ-1 Predator can only carry 2 hellfire missiles this little program turns 70 mm rockets into laser guided missiles which the MQ-1 can carry more of until it's bigger brother MQ-9 Reaper becomes more common in the skys.

393 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:19:04pm

re: #381 NJDhockeyfan

It doesn't take much more than a recitation of the Liberal Mantra "Bush's Fault!" and whatever the bad thing/happening is, the blame is attached

394 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:19:10pm
395 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:20:39pm

Tommy is on TV. Cool!

396 Mike McDaniel  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:21:08pm

re: #162 LudwigVanQuixote

This country also used to have an industrial economy where those people could get jobs. I would be all for making our own stuff again and not buying crap made in overseas sweatshops, but that would put the almighty Wall Mart out of business if we legislated it, and the average American wouldn't buy for higher priced quality over cheap and disposable anyway.

I disagree. People are sick of buying cheap Chinese junk...but you can't find quality goods. Especially mid-grade stuff geared for the middle class.

397 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:21:16pm

re: #387 BlueCanuck

Woo hoo! Get to watch it twice!

398 Soona'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:21:50pm

re: #391 Idle Drifter


While the MQ-1 Predator can only carry 2 hellfire missiles this little program turns 70 mm rockets into laser guided missiles which the MQ-1 can carry more of until it's bigger brother MQ-9 Reaper becomes more common in the skys.

You save the Hellfires for groups or big names. Send the smaller missiles after the piss-ants.

399 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:23:24pm

Ahhh... the bubble scene with Ann-Margaret is on right now.

The beans part is weird though.

400 Soona'  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:24:04pm

re: #396 Mike McDaniel

I disagree. People are sick of buying cheap Chinese junk...but you can't find quality goods. Especially mid-grade stuff geared for the middle class.

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrapp!

401 NY Nana  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:26:04pm

re: #379 BlueCanuck

Real tv died in the 80's. What we are currently seeing is the death throes.

You are right! NBC here had 'The Listener', from CTV on, for the summer...and they canceled it and put in repeats of 'Law and Order'.

The comments on NBC's comments for the show? People are furious. I hope that NBC wakes up.

During the day I usually watch news...nothing on re series, etc., is worth watching. back when I was a kid, and TV was in its' infancy, and it was all black and white? It was far better.

402 CynicalConservative  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:29:25pm

Nite all. Thanks all for the K bump.

CC

403 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:29:26pm

re: #401 NY Nana

You are right! NBC here had 'The Listener', from CTV on, for the summer...and they canceled it and put in repeats of 'Law and Order'.

The comments on NBC's comments for the show? People are furious. I hope that NBC wakes up.

During the day I usually watch news...nothing on re series, etc., is worth watching. back when I was a kid, and TV was in its' infancy, and it was all black and white? It was far better.

That reminds me of the times when I stayed at grandma's house and watched Dennis the Menace, Hazel, and Mr Ed on her black & white TV.

404 BlueCanuck  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:30:12pm

Night CC, sleep well.

405 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:42:41pm

re: #399 NJDhockeyfan

Ahhh... the bubble scene with Ann-Margaret is on right now.

The beans part is weird though.

You underestimate the love of the English for baked beans. :)

406 NY Nana  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 9:54:27pm

re: #403 NJDhockeyfan

That reminds me of the times when I stayed at grandma's house and watched Dennis the Menace, Hazel, and Mr Ed on her black & white TV.

Well, Young'Un, I watched Howdy Doody, Buffalo Bob, etc. on our first black and white TV, and a lot of good kids' programs, and also I think that I prefer watching these to TV a lot of the time.

407 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Aug 1, 2009 10:43:02pm

re: #375 NY Nana

"nite my friend, This is my only post tonight. I love you lizards.


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