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1 Randall Gross  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:00:44pm

Great Sleuthing Dave

2 [deleted]  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:00:57pm
3 noshariaincanada  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:01:00pm

nirthgate

4 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:02:23pm

That's a pretty good match. Not hard to duplicate a form if you have a template.

5 albusteve  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:03:04pm

I am supremely grateful I have no reputation to uphold

6 HelloDare  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:03:06pm

I'm agnostic till I see a throbbing birth certificate. /

7 Last Mohican  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:03:28pm

Several of the commenters there claim that this was first discovered by Politjab.

8 Altermite  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:04:37pm

Oh, snap.

9 Salamantis  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:05:01pm

Busted!

10 HelloDare  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:05:41pm

Barack Bomford Obama. Has a nice ring to it.

11 ArmyWife  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:07:15pm

Oppsie!

12 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:07:26pm

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

13 ArmyWife  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:09:11pm

Now wait a minute. How can he have a Christian name if he is Muslim??? Sheesh. Like we are dumb or something.

///

14 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:09:23pm

They harder they try the dumber they look.

(and the dumber they make us all look)

15 lawhawk  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:09:40pm

That's part of the puzzle. The last bit is who exactly put this forgery out into the public. That's going to take a bit more time.

16 HelloDare  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:09:58pm

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

17 haakondahl  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:10:09pm

re: #12 SasquatchOnSteroids

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack.

18 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:10:10pm

re: #12 SasquatchOnSteroids

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

FReepers are actually freaking out over that.

/my link got deleted, so I'm not posting it.

19 Last Mohican  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:10:34pm

re: #15 lawhawk

That's part of the puzzle. The last bit is who exactly put this forgery out into the public. That's going to take a bit more time.

Just out of curiosity, was there anything in the EXIF?

20 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:11:03pm

You have to admit, it would be funny if the "real" certificate listed his name as:

"Patrick Francis Xavier Obama"

21 lawhawk  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:11:21pm

I'm glad that this sideshow continues to be debunked, but let's remember that this is a sideshow - and that the real issue is that Obama's disastrous policy perogatives continue to be pushed along by a willing and compliant Congress that doesn't care one whit about the long term costs to the nation or our fiscal well-being. They see us as nothing more than cogs who will pay more in taxes to fulfill their socialist agenda.

22 ArmyWife  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:12:17pm

re: #21 lawhawk

So true. And the more these kooks get the spotlight, the more attention is diverted from the real issues we face.

23 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:14:30pm

re: #17 haakondahl

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack.

Except the needle they're looking for already exists. They just won't accept it. No matter what. Evah. They may say well we looked we couldn't find it but they'll never doubt he wasn't borned here.

24 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:15:05pm

I Wonder if Dan Rather's fingerprints are to be found anywhere on it. Or Mary Mapes'.

25 Big Steve  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:15:34pm

Its not officially a fake until it throbs.

26 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:15:42pm

re: #23 SasquatchOnSteroids

Except the needle they're looking for already exists. They just won't accept it. No matter what. Evah. They may say well we looked we couldn't find it but they'll never doubt he wasn't borned here.

borned here is a little snark, BTW, I'm an idiot, but not that much of an idiot.

27 Last Mohican  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:15:44pm
28 Big Steve  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:16:05pm

Damn even the folds seem to match

29 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:16:05pm

re: #20 calcajun

Or Saul Shapiro Obama...

30 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:16:24pm

Does any body know what Bill Burkett has been up too lately?

31 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:17:08pm

re: #25 Big Steve

If it throbs, it blogs...

32 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:18:08pm

re: #16 HelloDare

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

ATTENTION:
Special chemtrail mission required, evidence of low dosing in Sector Z264BD quadrant 98G.

Launch immediately.

33 lawhawk  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:18:39pm

re: #30 jcm

Sipping tea with Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame over some yellowcake in Niger, with Mary Mapes serving up some serious musical frequency?

34 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:18:40pm

re: #31 LionOfDixon

If it throbs, it blogs...

Eww. Nasty visual./

35 doppelganglander  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:18:47pm

re: #30 jcm

Does any body know what Bill Burkett has been up too lately?

Check with Lucy Ramirez, while you're at it.

36 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:19:19pm

Wow, not even the same continent. Epic fail.

37 [deleted]  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:20:00pm
38 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:20:01pm

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

39 Egregious Philbin  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:20:13pm

Obama is the illegitimate son of Malcom X, and the lady that played Aunt Ester on "Sandford and Son" I know this is true, because God told me, while I was trying to get evil-lution removed from the schools.

And, what's more, he is the anti christ because his first name has 6 letters, his middle name has 7 letters and his last name has 5, so if you take one from the seven and give it to the five you have 6 6 6.

ITS IN REVELATIONS!!!

/freeper mode off

40 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:20:30pm

re: #16 HelloDare

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

See, I told you this was going to backfire on us...

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

41 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:21:03pm

re: #27 Last Mohican

Hey, look who else owes us "un peu d'explication".

Mon Dieu! Sacre Blue! La Palin est une alien?!

42 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:22:18pm

re: #38 Ben Hur

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

Heh, too true.
Thanks a lot...

43 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:22:59pm

re: #38 Ben Hur

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

44 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:23:12pm

re: #38 Ben Hur

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

50 lashes with a soggy nirth certifikat!

45 freetoken  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:23:26pm

re: #39 Egregious Philbin

Obama is the illegitimate son of Malcom X, and the lady that played Aunt Ester on "Sandford and Son" I know this is true, because God told me, while I was trying to get evil-lution removed from the schools.

Ah yes, Lawanda Page. I wonder what Lawanda Page would have done with all this nirther stuff?

46 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:23:53pm

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

Damn, you've convinced me!

47 freetoken  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:24:00pm

re: #45 freetoken

I should have warned - probably not safe for work!

48 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:24:00pm

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

Shut up and take another pull off of that bottle of Old Crow.

49 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:24:13pm

re: #40 Walter L. Newton

See, I told you this was going to backfire on us...

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Good evening Walter!

50 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:24:13pm

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

51 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:24:29pm

re: #45 freetoken

Put it in her purse and beat the hell out of Fred with it!

52 Danny  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:09pm

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?

53 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:13pm

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

You mean like re-open all the insane asylums?

54 Randall Gross  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:29pm

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

In this case the only solution is laughter. Otherwise you have to cry tears of shame for belonging to the same species as the nirthers...

55 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:29pm

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

And lets not forget Kevin Bacon. All roads lead through him! He has that "K sound in BOTH names,, and I know for a fact that he can spell Captain Cook, Hawaii, Autralia AND Kenya

56 Salamantis  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:39pm

re: #45 freetoken

Ah yes, Lawanda Page. I wonder what Lawanda Page would have done with all this nirther stuff?

Uh-oh; Lawanda is suspiciously close to Lavendar...

/

57 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:47pm

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

Bring up 9/11?

58 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:25:58pm

re: #52 Danny

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?



No, that's settled...

59 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:26:10pm

re: #40 Walter L. Newton

Buzzkill. Anymore turds you wanna drop in the punchbowl of our evening?//

60 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:26:29pm

re: #48 calcajun

Old start with O...as in Obama.
Crow starts with the K sound, as in Kenya.

The evidence of this grand conspiracy keeps adding up. It doesn't take a John Nash to figure it out...

61 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:26:39pm

Bacon?

Barack?

Kevin Bacon is a sekrit muzlim hiding in plain haram sight??

62 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:26:59pm

re: #52 Danny

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?

No. No self-respecting Anti-Christ needs a teleprompter.

63 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:27:02pm

re: #49 HoosierHoops

Good evening Walter!

Hi.

64 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:27:16pm

re: #57 Ben Hur

Bring up 9/11?

Better yet. Name Rosie O'Donnell as the head of the NEW 9/11 commision!!

POPCORN ,, GET YOUR POPCORN HERE !!

65 VioletTiger  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:27:30pm

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

66 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:27:32pm

re: #60 LionOfDixon

Oh, please just shoot me now./

67 jcm  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:27:49pm

Later Lizards...

68 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:28:21pm

re: #65 VioletTiger

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

You mean like a "Seal" be "broken" open?! Heavens! //

69 Ben Hur  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:28:22pm

Later.

Medication time.

70 Gus  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:28:48pm

Even the typing layout and capitalization was copied.

71 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:29:14pm

re: #65 VioletTiger

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

Borned in Mordor to Orcs and other nasties.

72 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:29:23pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Wow, not even the same continent. Epic fail.

How much of Kenya is below the Equator?

73 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:29:38pm

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

You have the stick.
You know where they are.
You have the power.
Have you the will to use it?

74 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:29:50pm

re: #53 jcm

You mean like re-open all the insane asylums?

Oh, no. I'd never do that to those already there.

75 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:30:09pm

re: #50 MandyManners

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

76 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:30:48pm

re: #72 MandyManners

How much of Kenya is below the Equator?

lil less than half, iirc

77 VioletTiger  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:30:57pm

re: #68 calcajun

You mean like a "Seal" be "broken" open?! Heavens! //

I thought the seal ate the nirth certificate.
Oh wait, was that a sea lion?

78 Gella  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:31:36pm

Obama Joker Poster Popping Up In Los Angeles
[Link: newsbusters.org...]

79 Egregious Philbin  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:31:58pm

Did anyone see Orly Taitz on MSNBC today?

Oh my how she is insane.

80 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:31:59pm

re: #55 sattv4u2

Ah yes, the Kevin Bacon thread...he was in JFK... a movie about conspiracies. JFK ends in K. Obama is often compared to JFK. And, of course, Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK, The Fugitive and Men in Black. Thus, we can see that Obama is a Black Man that is a Fugitive from Kenya, where he surely must have been born.

81 SurferDoc  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:32:30pm

re: #75 Irenicum

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

Just take all the warning labels off everything and let Nature take its course.

82 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:32:48pm

re: #63 Walter L. Newton

Hi.

I am deeply happy you have sent me coins from a thousand years ago..
I am deeply thankful...
I have been giggling here for a week...I swear to God I almost signed the Nigerian Bills with a magic marker ..Barack Obama just to fuck you up...But then again..That would have messed up the Bills..
Thank you Walter

83 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:32:57pm

re: #80 LionOfDixon

OUTSTANDING!

84 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:33:21pm

re: #62 calcajun

No. No self-respecting Anti-Christ needs a teleprompter.

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

85 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:33:28pm

re: #54 Thanos

In this case the only solution is laughter. Otherwise you have to cry tears of shame for belonging to the same species as the nirthers...

I feel more sadness knowing that many others are members of this species. Compared to splodey-dopes and Phelps, the Nirthers are not so bad.

I believe that only a very small percentage will still buy into this nonsense within a few months.

86 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:33:36pm

re: #80 LionOfDixon
That's a good one!

87 Killgore Trout  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:34:00pm

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

88 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:34:06pm

re: #81 SurferDoc

Ooooh, harsh! But funny.

89 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:34:23pm

re: #57 Ben Hur

Bring up 9/11?

What if you accidentally do so to a flock of Troofers?

90 solomonpanting  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:35:05pm

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

Is that a same-sect partner?

91 avanti  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:35:13pm

re: #78 Gella

Obama Joker Poster Popping Up In Los Angeles
[Link: newsbusters.org...]

I love the PhotoShop
job linked.

92 ArmyWife  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:35:15pm

I've been up since 430am, I'm going to go read and wait for Mr. Armywife to call and tell me why he is stuck at work. Night, y'all.

93 Sharmuta  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:35:44pm

re: #87 Killgore Trout

She needs a padded room.

94 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:35:45pm

re: #85 MandyManners

From your lips to God's ears!

95 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:36:11pm

re: #83 sattv4u2

Thanks...It's taken substantial time to uncover the Bacon-Jones Continuum...but once unearthed, the result becomes quite obvious.

96 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:36:13pm

re: #61 Ben Hur

Bacon?

Barack?

Kevin Bacon is a sekrit muzlim hiding in plain haram sight??

Can't be. Oh, wait. He's a super-dooper, double-plus Sekrit Muzlim.


97 SasquatchOnSteroids  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:36:29pm

re: #81 SurferDoc

Just take all the warning labels off everything and let Nature take its course.

Ladders. Covered with the things.

98 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:36:55pm

re: #71 SasquatchOnSteroids

Borned in Mordor to Orcs and other nasties.

I know it's silly, but when the Orcs came charging up out of the forges of Isengard in "Lord of the Rings" I started humming the Notre Dame fight song in the theater. The guy in front of me spit out his coke.

99 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:36:55pm

re: #89 MandyManners

What if you accidentally do so to a flock of Troofers?

All the better
I egg them on! Get them all excited. The entertainment value alone is worth the price of admission!!

(((oh ,, I forgot one part,,, after awhile, I tell them that I was with the CIA and have inside knowledge that I cannot divulge, because "they" are watching me!)

100 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:37:06pm

re: #69 Ben Hur

Later.

Medication time.

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

101 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:37:11pm

re: #87 Killgore Trout
She is batshit crazy.

102 Killian Bundy  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:37:37pm

Barack Obama has a Bacon number of 2.

Barack Obama
was in
A Mother's Promise: Barack Obama Bio Film (2008)
with
David Strathairn
was in
The River Wild (1994)
with
Kevin Bacon

/too easy

103 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:37:53pm

re: #89 MandyManners

Start making faces at them as they talk to you. And then giggle menacingly. That should fuck with their head. They certainly deserve it!

104 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:38:18pm

re: #73 calcajun

You have the stick.
You know where they are.
You have the power.
Have you the will to use it?

I know of none where I live. My friends and I dislike him for the socialist shit he's trying to shove down our throats.

105 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:38:46pm

re: #102 Killian Bundy

Plus, he is probably a Knight Templar.

106 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:38:50pm

re: #75 Irenicum

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

Well, at times we'd ALL be behind bars.

107 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:39:10pm

re: #103 Irenicum

Start making faces at them as they talk to you. And then giggle menacingly. That should fuck with their head. They certainly deserve it!

nahh ,,, that just makes them think you're one of "them" as thats what all their freinds do daily!

108 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:39:35pm

re: #104 MandyManners

I mean when you meet one in the flesh. Do not spare the verbal rod--let'em have it.

109 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:39:42pm

re: #76 sattv4u2

lil less than half, iirc

Well, all of Australia is so, maybe there's a hook for the kooks there.

No. Not likely.

110 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:39:43pm

re: #98 calcajun

I almost just spit out my Haagen Daz!

111 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:41:13pm

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Well, if SHE admits it, the lesser nuts can be reached.

112 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:41:57pm

re: #92 ArmyWife

I've been up since 430am, I'm going to go read and wait for Mr. Armywife to call and tell me why he is stuck at work. Night, y'all.

Same here!

Well, I don't have a Mr. Armywife.

113 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:42:14pm

re: #106 MandyManners

Too true! I've met my stupid quota more than a few times.

114 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:42:28pm

re: #94 Irenicum

From your lips to God's ears!

What's Rove up to nowadays?

115 MandyManners  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:43:20pm

Gotta' go dunk The Kid's head. bbiab

116 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:43:43pm

re: #107 sattv4u2

Then start talking into your wristwatch and looking furtively around and back away slowly saying, "we've never met".

117 pingjockey  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:43:54pm

re: #114 MandyManners
I hear him and John Bolton are going to open a Clue by four store!

118 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:44:11pm

re: #112 MandyManners

Same here!

Well, I don't have a Mr. Armywife.

and Yet you have a heart of Gold...
what's up with that ? /Teasing you

119 sattv4u2  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:46:00pm

re: #116 Irenicum

Then start talking into your wristwatch and looking furtively around and back away slowly saying, "we've never met".

see my #99

120 Irenicum  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:51:15pm

And now for something completely different. No, not the Larch. I can't wait to have real pizza! Hopefully one week from now I'll be eating Staten Island pizza! Crust so thin you can practically see through it! Heaven I tell ya!

121 calcajun  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:53:14pm

re: #115 MandyManners

Gotta' go dunk The Kid's head. bbiab

I thought he wuz already baptized?

122 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:53:21pm

God, I love Dave Weigel. Love the Wash Independent, over-all, most of the time.

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but let's add it to the FAIL pile:

The document purports to have been produced by the "Republic of Kenya" on February 17, 1964.
But Kenya didn't even become a republic until December 12, 1964.
An article from that day's Washington Post, for example, reported that "Kenya became the newest republic within the British Commonwealth at midnight."



Sorry, WorldNetDaily: Kenya wasn't a republic until Dec. 1964

(Apologies if this has already been mentioned.)

123 haakondahl  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:54:44pm

President Öbama, revealed!

E.T.I.
Blue Öyster Cult

I hear the music daylight disc
Three men in black said, “Don’t report this…
Ascension,” and that’s all they said
Sickness now the hour of dread

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

Wait! there’s more…

I’m in fairy rings and tower beds
“Don’t report this” three men said
Books by blameless and by the dead
King in yellow, the Queen in red

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

Dead leaves always give up motion
I no longer feel emotion
When prophecy fails the falling notion
Don’t report this
Agents of Fortune

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

mene mene tekel upharsin

124 Charles Johnson  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:57:24pm

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Wow. Just, wow. Crazy on toast.

125 haakondahl  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:58:33pm

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

O, how very strange! I was just looking at that elsewhere.

126 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:02:45pm

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Interesting. As usual, Pammy can be counted on to have no filter and expose the shrieking and ugly id underneath. She admits he was born here, but comes right out and says "he's missing the essential DNA of America"-- in other words he's the "Other", not one of us, not American.

127 haakondahl  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:05:31pm

re: #80 LionOfDixon

Ah yes, the Kevin Bacon thread...he was in JFK... a movie about conspiracies. JFK ends in K. Obama is often compared to JFK. And, of course, Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK, The Fugitive and Men in Black. Thus, we can see that Obama is a Black Man that is a Fugitive from Kenya, where he surely must have been born.

Recall that Men In Black is an old theme in the works of the Blue Öyster Cult. Study these for the truth behind Öbama's extraterrestrial origin.

Realize that Rahm Emmanuel is Imaginos, and you can see that this whole thing has been prophesied.

128 LionOfDixon  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:10:24pm

re: #127 haakondahl

Don't Fear the Reaper. Cowbells are, of course, well-known symbols of both socialism and the anti-christ...I'm pretty sure.

129 Cato the Elder  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:35:18pm

The name Orly Taitz makes me think of a modern dance troupe at a French airport.

130 Joe in Australia  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:38:34pm

There's another similarity on the page. Both entries are recorded in "Book 44B, Page 5733". If you do genealogy, you know that old birth records were recorded in registers with one or more birth records to a page, and that these registers were in large volumes. If you later want a copy of a particular certificate you have to quote the page and volume numbers. So you've allegedly got two identical references, from registers on opposite sides of the world, with all these other matching details. Very implausible.

131 mksmash  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:41:33pm

re: #128 LionOfDixon

Don't Fear the Reaper. Cowbells are, of course, well-known symbols of both socialism and the anti-christ...I'm pretty sure.

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the anti-christ stole the whole cowbell thing from Mississippi State University.

132 Macker  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 8:35:27pm

re: #27 Last Mohican

C'est la merde.

133 Salamantis  Mon, Aug 3, 2009 9:08:01pm

re: #98 calcajun

I know it's silly, but when the Orcs came charging up out of the forges of Isengard in "Lord of the Rings" I started humming the Notre Dame fight song in the theater. The guy in front of me spit out his coke.

It has been said of Notre Dame that other football programs recruit, but Notre Dame simply gathers.

/they don't seem to have been gathering as well lately

134 Toosmoky  Tue, Aug 4, 2009 3:34:50am

I recognised it as Australian at once. Mine is a 1961 version.

135 Elle Plater  Tue, Aug 4, 2009 3:53:22am

Great detective work. What I don't understand is how did they find it? It's an image so you can't do a text search on it. Btw my birth certificate is also from Adelaide, South Australia only 3 years later. Looks very similar.

136 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 4, 2009 7:15:59am

That site has quite a moonbatty blogroll (dKos, HuffPo, TPM, Crooks and Liars, etc.)

137 mksmash  Tue, Aug 4, 2009 7:50:05am

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

That site has quite a moonbatty blogroll (dKos, HuffPo, TPM, Crooks and Liars, etc.)

Which site?

138 marwan's daughter  Tue, Aug 4, 2009 9:51:50am

Charles, that link is dead BTW.


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