Great Sleuthing Dave

nirthgate

That's a pretty good match. Not hard to duplicate a form if you have a template.

I am supremely grateful I have no reputation to uphold

I'm agnostic till I see a throbbing birth certificate. /

Several of the commenters there claim that this was first discovered by Politjab.

Oh, snap.

Busted!

Barack Bomford Obama. Has a nice ring to it.

Oppsie!

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

Now wait a minute. How can he have a Christian name if he is Muslim??? Sheesh. Like we are dumb or something.

///

They harder they try the dumber they look.

(and the dumber they make us all look)

That's part of the puzzle. The last bit is who exactly put this forgery out into the public. That's going to take a bit more time.

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

re: #12 SasquatchOnSteroids

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack.

re: #12 SasquatchOnSteroids

The media is gonna get flooded with all of these fake ones and the real one is gonna slip right under our noses.

/

FReepers are actually freaking out over that.

/my link got deleted, so I'm not posting it.

re: #15 lawhawk

That's part of the puzzle. The last bit is who exactly put this forgery out into the public. That's going to take a bit more time.

Just out of curiosity, was there anything in the EXIF?

You have to admit, it would be funny if the "real" certificate listed his name as:

"Patrick Francis Xavier Obama"

I'm glad that this sideshow continues to be debunked, but let's remember that this is a sideshow - and that the real issue is that Obama's disastrous policy perogatives continue to be pushed along by a willing and compliant Congress that doesn't care one whit about the long term costs to the nation or our fiscal well-being. They see us as nothing more than cogs who will pay more in taxes to fulfill their socialist agenda.

re: #21 lawhawk

So true. And the more these kooks get the spotlight, the more attention is diverted from the real issues we face.

re: #17 haakondahl

It's like looking for a needle in a needlestack.

Except the needle they're looking for already exists. They just won't accept it. No matter what. Evah. They may say well we looked we couldn't find it but they'll never doubt he wasn't borned here.

I Wonder if Dan Rather's fingerprints are to be found anywhere on it. Or Mary Mapes'.

Its not officially a fake until it throbs.

re: #23 SasquatchOnSteroids

Except the needle they're looking for already exists. They just won't accept it. No matter what. Evah. They may say well we looked we couldn't find it but they'll never doubt he wasn't borned here.

borned here is a little snark, BTW, I'm an idiot, but not that much of an idiot.

Hey, look who else owes us "un peu d'explication".

Damn even the folds seem to match

re: #20 calcajun

Or Saul Shapiro Obama...

Does any body know what Bill Burkett has been up too lately?

re: #25 Big Steve

If it throbs, it blogs...

re: #16 HelloDare

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

ATTENTION:
Special chemtrail mission required, evidence of low dosing in Sector Z264BD quadrant 98G.

Launch immediately.

re: #30 jcm

Sipping tea with Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame over some yellowcake in Niger, with Mary Mapes serving up some serious musical frequency?

re: #31 LionOfDixon

If it throbs, it blogs...

Eww. Nasty visual./

re: #30 jcm

Does any body know what Bill Burkett has been up too lately?

Check with Lucy Ramirez, while you're at it.

Wow, not even the same continent. Epic fail.

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

Obama is the illegitimate son of Malcom X, and the lady that played Aunt Ester on "Sandford and Son" I know this is true, because God told me, while I was trying to get evil-lution removed from the schools.

And, what's more, he is the anti christ because his first name has 6 letters, his middle name has 7 letters and his last name has 5, so if you take one from the seven and give it to the five you have 6 6 6.

ITS IN REVELATIONS!!!

/freeper mode off

re: #16 HelloDare

Maybe the Groom Lake Test Facility Area 51 Biolab-Hatchery birth certificate is fake, too.

See, I told you this was going to backfire on us...

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

re: #27 Last Mohican

Hey, look who else owes us "un peu d'explication".

Mon Dieu! Sacre Blue! La Palin est une alien?!

re: #38 Ben Hur

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

Heh, too true.
Thanks a lot...

re: #38 Ben Hur

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

re: #38 Ben Hur

Their argument will be that at the time of his birth Kenya and Australia were both in the British Commonwealth.

Or it won't be.

Until they just read that.

What have I done...?

50 lashes with a soggy nirth certifikat!

re: #39 Egregious Philbin

Obama is the illegitimate son of Malcom X, and the lady that played Aunt Ester on "Sandford and Son" I know this is true, because God told me, while I was trying to get evil-lution removed from the schools.

Ah yes, Lawanda Page. I wonder what Lawanda Page would have done with all this nirther stuff?

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

Damn, you've convinced me!

re: #45 freetoken

I should have warned - probably not safe for work!

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

Shut up and take another pull off of that bottle of Old Crow.

re: #40 Walter L. Newton

See, I told you this was going to backfire on us...

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Good evening Walter!

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

re: #45 freetoken

Put it in her purse and beat the hell out of Fred with it!

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

You mean like re-open all the insane asylums?

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

In this case the only solution is laughter. Otherwise you have to cry tears of shame for belonging to the same species as the nirthers...

re: #43 LionOfDixon

The connection here is obvious...Captain Cook discovered both Hawaii and Australia...Cook starts with a "K" sound, as does Kenya...Barack happens to end with the "K" sound. Kenya ends with A. Australia starts with A. Geez...I mean it couldn't be more obvious than that.

And lets not forget Kevin Bacon. All roads lead through him! He has that "K sound in BOTH names,, and I know for a fact that he can spell Captain Cook, Hawaii, Autralia AND Kenya

re: #45 freetoken

Ah yes, Lawanda Page. I wonder what Lawanda Page would have done with all this nirther stuff?

Youtube Video

Uh-oh; Lawanda is suspiciously close to Lavendar...

/

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

Bring up 9/11?

re: #52 Danny

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?

No, that's settled...

re: #40 Walter L. Newton

Buzzkill. Anymore turds you wanna drop in the punchbowl of our evening?//

re: #48 calcajun

Old start with O...as in Obama.
Crow starts with the K sound, as in Kenya.

The evidence of this grand conspiracy keeps adding up. It doesn't take a John Nash to figure it out...

Bacon?

Barack?

Kevin Bacon is a sekrit muzlim hiding in plain haram sight??

re: #52 Danny

Well, alright then. But, there's still the unanswered question of whether BHO is the antichrist, right?

No. No self-respecting Anti-Christ needs a teleprompter.

re: #49 HoosierHoops

Good evening Walter!

Hi.

re: #57 Ben Hur

Bring up 9/11?

Better yet. Name Rosie O'Donnell as the head of the NEW 9/11 commision!!

POPCORN ,, GET YOUR POPCORN HERE !!

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

re: #60 LionOfDixon

Oh, please just shoot me now./

Later Lizards...

re: #65 VioletTiger

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

You mean like a "Seal" be "broken" open?! Heavens! //

Later.

Medication time.

Even the typing layout and capitalization was copied.

re: #65 VioletTiger

Hey, isn't tomorrow the Nirthday?
Prediktion- yet another sekret certifikate revealed.

Borned in Mordor to Orcs and other nasties.

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Wow, not even the same continent. Epic fail.

How much of Kenya is below the Equator?

re: #50 MandyManners

Can anything legally be done to stop this utter, contemptible rot?

You have the stick.
You know where they are.
You have the power.
Have you the will to use it?

re: #53 jcm

You mean like re-open all the insane asylums?

Oh, no. I'd never do that to those already there.

re: #50 MandyManners

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

re: #72 MandyManners

How much of Kenya is below the Equator?

lil less than half, iirc

re: #68 calcajun

You mean like a "Seal" be "broken" open?! Heavens! //

I thought the seal ate the nirth certificate.
Oh wait, was that a sea lion?

Obama Joker Poster Popping Up In Los Angeles
[Link: newsbusters.org...]

Did anyone see Orly Taitz on MSNBC today?

Oh my how she is insane.

re: #55 sattv4u2

Ah yes, the Kevin Bacon thread...he was in JFK... a movie about conspiracies. JFK ends in K. Obama is often compared to JFK. And, of course, Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK, The Fugitive and Men in Black. Thus, we can see that Obama is a Black Man that is a Fugitive from Kenya, where he surely must have been born.

re: #75 Irenicum

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

Just take all the warning labels off everything and let Nature take its course.

re: #63 Walter L. Newton

Hi.

I am deeply happy you have sent me coins from a thousand years ago..
I am deeply thankful...
I have been giggling here for a week...I swear to God I almost signed the Nigerian Bills with a magic marker ..Barack Obama just to fuck you up...But then again..That would have messed up the Bills..
Thank you Walter

re: #80 LionOfDixon

OUTSTANDING!

re: #62 calcajun

No. No self-respecting Anti-Christ needs a teleprompter.

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

re: #54 Thanos

In this case the only solution is laughter. Otherwise you have to cry tears of shame for belonging to the same species as the nirthers...

I feel more sadness knowing that many others are members of this species. Compared to splodey-dopes and Phelps, the Nirthers are not so bad.

I believe that only a very small percentage will still buy into this nonsense within a few months.

re: #80 LionOfDixon
That's a good one!

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

re: #81 SurferDoc

Ooooh, harsh! But funny.

re: #57 Ben Hur

Bring up 9/11?

What if you accidentally do so to a flock of Troofers?

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

Is that a same-sect partner?

re: #78 Gella

Obama Joker Poster Popping Up In Los Angeles
[Link: newsbusters.org...]

I love the PhotoShop
job linked.

I've been up since 430am, I'm going to go read and wait for Mr. Armywife to call and tell me why he is stuck at work. Night, y'all.

re: #87 Killgore Trout

She needs a padded room.

re: #85 MandyManners

From your lips to God's ears!

re: #83 sattv4u2

Thanks...It's taken substantial time to uncover the Bacon-Jones Continuum...but once unearthed, the result becomes quite obvious.

re: #61 Ben Hur

Bacon?

Barack?

Kevin Bacon is a sekrit muzlim hiding in plain haram sight??

Can't be. Oh, wait. He's a super-dooper, double-plus Sekrit Muzlim.

re: #81 SurferDoc

Just take all the warning labels off everything and let Nature take its course.

Ladders. Covered with the things.

re: #71 SasquatchOnSteroids

Borned in Mordor to Orcs and other nasties.

I know it's silly, but when the Orcs came charging up out of the forges of Isengard in "Lord of the Rings" I started humming the Notre Dame fight song in the theater. The guy in front of me spit out his coke.

re: #89 MandyManners

What if you accidentally do so to a flock of Troofers?

All the better
I egg them on! Get them all excited. The entertainment value alone is worth the price of admission!!

(((oh ,, I forgot one part,,, after awhile, I tell them that I was with the CIA and have inside knowledge that I cannot divulge, because "they" are watching me!)

re: #69 Ben Hur

Later.

Medication time.

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

re: #87 Killgore Trout
She is batshit crazy.

Barack Obama has a Bacon number of 2.

Barack Obama
was in
A Mother's Promise: Barack Obama Bio Film (2008)
with
David Strathairn
was in
The River Wild (1994)
with
Kevin Bacon

/too easy

re: #89 MandyManners

Start making faces at them as they talk to you. And then giggle menacingly. That should fuck with their head. They certainly deserve it!

re: #73 calcajun

You have the stick.
You know where they are.
You have the power.
Have you the will to use it?

I know of none where I live. My friends and I dislike him for the socialist shit he's trying to shove down our throats.

re: #102 Killian Bundy

Plus, he is probably a Knight Templar.

re: #75 Irenicum

Not really. Stupid isn't illegal yet. Although sometimes I wish it were.

Well, at times we'd ALL be behind bars.

re: #103 Irenicum

Start making faces at them as they talk to you. And then giggle menacingly. That should fuck with their head. They certainly deserve it!

nahh ,,, that just makes them think you're one of "them" as thats what all their freinds do daily!

re: #104 MandyManners

I mean when you meet one in the flesh. Do not spare the verbal rod--let'em have it.

re: #76 sattv4u2

lil less than half, iirc

Well, all of Australia is so, maybe there's a hook for the kooks there.

No. Not likely.

re: #98 calcajun

I almost just spit out my Haagen Daz!

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Well, if SHE admits it, the lesser nuts can be reached.

re: #92 ArmyWife

I've been up since 430am, I'm going to go read and wait for Mr. Armywife to call and tell me why he is stuck at work. Night, y'all.

Same here!

Well, I don't have a Mr. Armywife.

re: #106 MandyManners

Too true! I've met my stupid quota more than a few times.

re: #94 Irenicum

From your lips to God's ears!

What's Rove up to nowadays?

Gotta' go dunk The Kid's head. bbiab

re: #107 sattv4u2

Then start talking into your wristwatch and looking furtively around and back away slowly saying, "we've never met".

re: #114 MandyManners
I hear him and John Bolton are going to open a Clue by four store!

re: #112 MandyManners

Same here!

Well, I don't have a Mr. Armywife.

and Yet you have a heart of Gold...
what's up with that ? /Teasing you

re: #116 Irenicum

Then start talking into your wristwatch and looking furtively around and back away slowly saying, "we've never met".

see my #99

And now for something completely different. No, not the Larch. I can't wait to have real pizza! Hopefully one week from now I'll be eating Staten Island pizza! Crust so thin you can practically see through it! Heaven I tell ya!

re: #115 MandyManners

Gotta' go dunk The Kid's head. bbiab

I thought he wuz already baptized?

God, I love Dave Weigel. Love the Wash Independent, over-all, most of the time.

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but let's add it to the FAIL pile:

The document purports to have been produced by the "Republic of Kenya" on February 17, 1964.
But Kenya didn't even become a republic until December 12, 1964.
An article from that day's Washington Post, for example, reported that "Kenya became the newest republic within the British Commonwealth at midnight."

Sorry, WorldNetDaily: Kenya wasn't a republic until Dec. 1964

(Apologies if this has already been mentioned.)

President Öbama, revealed!

E.T.I.
Blue Öyster Cult

I hear the music daylight disc
Three men in black said, “Don’t report this…
Ascension,” and that’s all they said
Sickness now the hour of dread

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

Wait! there’s more…

I’m in fairy rings and tower beds
“Don’t report this” three men said
Books by blameless and by the dead
King in yellow, the Queen in red

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

Dead leaves always give up motion
I no longer feel emotion
When prophecy fails the falling notion
Don’t report this
Agents of Fortune

All praise
He’s found the awful truth
Balthazar
He’s found the saucer news

mene mene tekel upharsin

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Wow. Just, wow. Crazy on toast.

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

But the teleprompter is in the book of Daniel, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN, it's Aramaic for "Remember, remember the teleprompter is your partner."

O, how very strange! I was just looking at that elsewhere.

re: #87 Killgore Trout

CrAzy PaM posted a video of her racist speech at a Tea Party...
2:45 Obama was raised in the streets of Jakarta. He is missing the essential DNA of America... You can't grow up in Jakarta and come here to be President...The fact that Obama doesn't release his Nirth Certifikkit shows utter contempt for you...Start getting your news from the net...It's like Hitler...ObamaCare is euthanasia...
(she does admit that he was probably born in the US)

Interesting. As usual, Pammy can be counted on to have no filter and expose the shrieking and ugly id underneath. She admits he was born here, but comes right out and says "he's missing the essential DNA of America"-- in other words he's the "Other", not one of us, not American.

re: #80 LionOfDixon

Ah yes, the Kevin Bacon thread...he was in JFK... a movie about conspiracies. JFK ends in K. Obama is often compared to JFK. And, of course, Tommy Lee Jones was in JFK, The Fugitive and Men in Black. Thus, we can see that Obama is a Black Man that is a Fugitive from Kenya, where he surely must have been born.

Recall that Men In Black is an old theme in the works of the Blue Öyster Cult. Study these for the truth behind Öbama's extraterrestrial origin.

Realize that Rahm Emmanuel is Imaginos, and you can see that this whole thing has been prophesied.

re: #127 haakondahl

Don't Fear the Reaper. Cowbells are, of course, well-known symbols of both socialism and the anti-christ...I'm pretty sure.

The name Orly Taitz makes me think of a modern dance troupe at a French airport.

There's another similarity on the page. Both entries are recorded in "Book 44B, Page 5733". If you do genealogy, you know that old birth records were recorded in registers with one or more birth records to a page, and that these registers were in large volumes. If you later want a copy of a particular certificate you have to quote the page and volume numbers. So you've allegedly got two identical references, from registers on opposite sides of the world, with all these other matching details. Very implausible.

re: #128 LionOfDixon

Don't Fear the Reaper. Cowbells are, of course, well-known symbols of both socialism and the anti-christ...I'm pretty sure.

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the anti-christ stole the whole cowbell thing from Mississippi State University.

re: #27 Last Mohican

C'est la merde.

re: #98 calcajun

I know it's silly, but when the Orcs came charging up out of the forges of Isengard in "Lord of the Rings" I started humming the Notre Dame fight song in the theater. The guy in front of me spit out his coke.

It has been said of Notre Dame that other football programs recruit, but Notre Dame simply gathers.

/they don't seem to have been gathering as well lately

I recognised it as Australian at once. Mine is a 1961 version.

Great detective work. What I don't understand is how did they find it? It's an image so you can't do a text search on it. Btw my birth certificate is also from Adelaide, South Australia only 3 years later. Looks very similar.

That site has quite a moonbatty blogroll (dKos, HuffPo, TPM, Crooks and Liars, etc.)

re: #136 Ward Cleaver

That site has quite a moonbatty blogroll (dKos, HuffPo, TPM, Crooks and Liars, etc.)

Which site?

Charles, that link is dead BTW.