We Got Mail!
Our latest hate mail (out of eight so far today) is this perplexingly erudite batch of weird insults, from a reader in Phoenix, Arizona, titled “your blog” (whenever I see a title like that in my inbox I know I’m about to be called some names):
you sir, are an esotericist, literalist and fussbudget. Lighten up. Not
all Christians are lurking around the corner to chop off your head.
I have to admit, that’s more creative than the usual run of the mill “douchebag Hitler ponytailed RINO” stuff I get. According to Wikipedia, “esotericist” means this guy thinks I’m a witch, a Freemason, a mesmerist, or a theosophist.
Groovy. I’ve always wanted to be able to mesmerize the unsuspecting masses.
Frank says: