Wacky Gadafi Calls for the End of … Switzerland?

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The craziest Arab dictator in the world is calling on the UN to abolish the land of cuckoo clocks and numbered bank accounts, because they had the temerity to arrest his son just for beating his servants with a belt and a coat-hanger: Libya leader Col Moammar Khadafy to United Nations: Abolish Switzerland!

Libya’s Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy’s youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

(Hat tip: Lawhawk.)

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