Obama’s Indoctrination of Innocent, Helpless Children, the Beginning
President Barack Obama is about to begin brainwashing America’s children, and here’s a thread to discuss the horrific implications.
Need I point out that I’m being sarcastic?
UPDATE at 9/8/09 9:45:34 am:
OK, I’m typing this on a laptop, hidden among boxes in my attic while the empty-eyed demon commie children ransack my home looking for evidence of capitalism. I managed to get into the attic right at the last minute before they broke down my door, chanting, “Smash the facades of capitalist oppression!”
I don’t know how long it will be before they rip out the connections to my Airport Extreme, so if this message ends unexpectedly, tell the people of America that I’ve found the only way to save us! The key to our salvation lies in the secret underground bu
UPDATE at 9/8/09 9:56:05 am:
I managed to escape the attic by using a spoon to cut a hole in the wall, and I made my way to a nearby library, where I’m typing this update on one of their computers. For some reason, they’re still working, and no one seems to be interested in the libr
ATTENTION. ILLEGAL ACTIVITY DETECTED. SHUTTING DOWN NOW.
Frank says: