The Obama Indoctrination story just keeps getting worse.

Now the news is coming out that Obama held a secret meeting (known only to most of the nation’s media) with students after his speech this morning, and made yet another underhanded attempt to warp their minds and stifle their free speech.

STUDENT: Hi, Mr. President, my name is Jessie. When I grow up, I would like to have your job.

THE PRESIDENT: Okay.

STUDENT: Is there any advice you can give me, or career paths that I — things I need to know?

THE PRESIDENT: Well, let me give you some very practical tips. (Laughter.) First of all, I want everybody here to be careful about what you post on Facebook — (laughter) — because in the YouTube age, whatever you do, it will be pulled up again later somewhere in your life. And when you’re young, you make mistakes and you do some stupid stuff. And I’ve been hearing a lot about young people who — you know, they’re posting stuff on Facebook, and then suddenly they go apply for a job and somebody has done a search and — so that’s some practical political advice for you right there. (Laughter.) That’s number one.

That sounds exactly like something Joseph Stalin might have said, if they had Facebook in the Soviet Union. And then he would have shipped the little tyke off to a gulag.

Why does Obama hate Facebook? And how dare he try to deprive helpless, innocent children of their First Amendment rights?

_{(Unfortunately, with so much paranoid craziness going on around this issue, I need to point out that this post is satirical, and thereby ruin the humor. Oh well.)}