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Killgore Trout Tue, Oct 13, 2009 1:34:44pm |
I love the nod to the Nirthers at the end.
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Tue, Oct 13, 2009 1:39:38pm |
Republicans senators say deep tax cuts are answers to fire...
I love the onion. It is brilliant in zapping everyone.
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Sharmuta Tue, Oct 13, 2009 1:42:26pm |
re: #3 Killgore Trout
Did you see the scroll? They note Richard Dawkins prayed.
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watching you tiny alien kittens are Tue, Oct 13, 2009 1:43:21pm |
"As Obama has said himself numerous times, if he wanted to he could talk to the clouds and get them to unleash a great rain storm upon the wildfire..."
LMAO+
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astronmr20 Tue, Oct 13, 2009 2:04:50pm |
It's probably going better than direct talks with Hamas, I suppose.
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DaddyG Tue, Oct 13, 2009 2:08:19pm |
Obama's not going to get water's cooperation since he's been walking all over it. /
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Diamond Bullet Tue, Oct 13, 2009 2:26:12pm |
The part about Obama threatening sanctions after the fire destroyed 60 homes was awesome.
Is what I would say if the Onion weren't so RACIST.
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Bob Levin Tue, Oct 13, 2009 2:30:57pm |
I mean folks even made jokes about George Washington. In terms of comics, epic fail. It's nice to see folks in the business of humor taking themselves seriously.
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Buster Tue, Oct 13, 2009 3:22:50pm |
It is getting harder and harder to tell Onion satire from reality.
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Right Brain Tue, Oct 13, 2009 4:22:21pm |
To think that ridiculing this President six months ago was unthinkable, now The Onion piling on top of a scorching Saturday Night Live skit; the theme is a clueless gadfly with no interest in his job.
Personally I think we should give President Obama a couple of years before we start assessing his presidency, he inherited a staggering mess, but this turn of events, assuming the Left produces the humor in this country, is startling.
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