Onion: Republicans Endorse Swine Flu

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Humor • Wed Oct 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm PDT • Views: 249

A classic Onionism: Obama’s Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response.

WASHINGTON—Claiming that the president was preying on the public’s fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1 virus a national emergency, Republican leaders announced Wednesday that they were officially endorsing the swine flu.

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