Moon Water Confirmed

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When NASA deliberately crashed the LCROSS satellite into the moon last month, the media spun the event as a dud because the impact didn’t create a huge glowing explosion and pretty pictures for the nightly news. In fact, it wasn’t even visible from Earth at all.

But it was no dud, because the real point of the experiment was to perform spectrographic analysis of the dust and vapor kicked up by the crash — and that analysis has now confirmed the presence of a significant amount of water.

The visible camera image showing the ejecta plume at about 20 seconds after impact. (Credit: NASA.)Scientists have long speculated about the source of vast quantities of hydrogen that have been observed at the lunar poles. The LCROSS findings are shedding new light on the question of water, which could be more widespread and in greater quantity than previously suspected.

Permanently shadowed regions could hold a key to the history and evolution of the solar system, much as an ice core sample taken on Earth reveals ancient data. In addition, water, and other compounds represent potential resources that could sustain future lunar exploration.

Since the impacts, the LCROSS science team has been working almost nonstop analyzing the huge amount of data the spacecraft collected. The team concentrated on data from the satellite’s spectrometers, which provide the most definitive information about the presence of water. A spectrometer examines light emitted or absorbed by materials that helps identify their composition.

“We are ecstatic,” said Anthony Colaprete, LCROSS project scientist and principal investigator at NASA’s Ames Research Center in Moffett Field, Calif. “Multiple lines of evidence show water was present in both the high angle vapor plume and the ejecta curtain created by the LCROSS Centaur impact. The concentration and distribution of water and other substances requires further analysis, but it is safe to say Cabeus holds water.”

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147 comments
1 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:57:57am

What really sealed it was the Evian label.

2 lawhawk  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:58:51am

This means at some point when we decide to go back to the moon, those future explorers might be provided with the tools to produce water and oxygen (and power) from available sources on the moon, rather than having to lug everything from Earth. That's a huge find.

3 Bloodnok  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:59:07am
4 Baier  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:59:21am

Who cares about water? What's the milk fat content of that bad boy?

5 CommonCents  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:59:23am

re: #1 Gearhead

That label is meant to be viewed in a mirror. How naive.
/

6 StillAMarine  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 10:59:25am

Thought so. Now we can waterboard KSM on Luna. Appropriate for the loon.

7 Sharmuta  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:00:39am

re: #2 lawhawk

This means at some point when we decide to go back to the moon, those future explorers might be provided with the tools to produce water and oxygen (and power) from available sources on the moon, rather than having to lug everything from Earth. That's a huge find.

Absolutely. This changes the entire concept of what we'd need to do to establish ourselves on the moon. An incredible discovery with big (good) implications.

8 KenJen  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:01:23am

"Great. Now we are trashing up the moon and creating lunar warming"-Al Gore.

9 prairiefire  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:02:28am

I see another face!
/

10 Political Atheist  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:05:11am

Does the water taste like cheese? Nobody will care about industrial impact on a vacuum environment. Colony EIR-Before no air or air pollution. After-Still no air, no air pollution.

Seriously, that water that can be drunk, split into hydrogen for fuel, oxygen for air and combustion. All we would necessarily send would be shelter and food. I'll bet they could make concrete of a sort, right on the spot.

11 Izzy Dunne  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:05:18am

The EPA has just announced that the Lunar Dart Snailer has been discovered there, and it's now off-limits to all Americans.

12 Killgore Trout  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:05:27am

There goes my cheese theory.

13 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:06:09am

Can we water-board there?

14 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:06:10am

Is that what moonbats drink?

15 KenJen  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:06:54am

re: #12 Killgore Trout

There goes my cheese theory.

The Swiss are not gonna be to happy about this.

16 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:07:36am

It's a good thing they searched where the monolith told them to.

17 KenJen  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:07:57am

re: #14 Mad Al-Jaffee

Is that what moonbats drink?

No. They drink Kool-Aid.

18 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:09:06am

re: #13 MandyManners

Can we water-board there?

More importantly, can we go skeet surfing there?

19 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:09:16am

Moon water? Wonder how it got there. Leftovers from an H2O scoop?

20 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:13:51am

These people need to know about this discovery asap.

21 Nene1  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:14:01am

How long will it be before the Lunar Nobel Committee awards a Peace Prize to Al Gore for averting wars over this diminishing Lunar resource ?

/Need I ?

22 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:14:47am

Even in the short term, this could eliminate a huge bottleneck (heh) to a permanent human presence on the Moon. Not having to take water all the way to the Moon, at a million dollars a gallon, would enormously simplify the logistics of an outpost.

23 Clemente  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:15:45am

Water, you say? With a greenhouse, that means hops and barley. And you know what that means!

24 Political Atheist  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:16:27am

Someday people will swim on the moon. Why not... a huge reserve will be necessary for use. Just imagine the fancy dives you could do in the light gravity!

25 Political Atheist  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:16:49am

re: #23 Clemente

Micro (gravity) brewed!

26 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:17:20am

re: #23 Clemente

Water, you say? With a greenhouse, that means hops and barley. And you know what that means!

Lunar Lager

27 SixDegrees  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:18:07am

re: #26 Gearhead

Lunar Lager

Tranquility Ale.

28 wrenchwench  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:18:56am

re: #27 SixDegrees

Tranquility Ale.

Moonshine.

29 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:20:03am

re: #24 Rightwingconspirator

Someday people will swim on the moon. Why not... a huge reserve will be necessary for use. Just imagine the fancy dives you could do in the light gravity!

And you can lay out and get a moontan.

30 SixDegrees  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:20:34am

re: #28 wrenchwench

Moonshine.

It's good to know that our top priority when establishing our first base off the earth will be to embark on booze production.

31 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:20:47am

I wonder if they know about the great fields of moonajuana:

[Link: vids.myspace.com...]

32 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:20:57am
...the media spun the event as a dud because the impact didn’t create a huge glowing explosion and pretty pictures for the nightly news. In fact, it wasn’t even visible from Earth at all.

Media: Look! Shiny object! Aww... not so shiny. Morons!

NASA: Look! Wet object!

Media: Big deal. Look! Nekked beauty pageant contestant!

Nasa: Morons!

33 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:21:11am

re: #29 Mad Al-Jaffee

And you can lay out and get a moontan.

Uncle Fester, is that you?

34 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:21:42am

It's good to know there's water out there. I'll never have to run out of ice for my gin & tonics.

35 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:22:03am

re: #30 SixDegrees

It's good to know that our top priority when establishing our first base off the earth will be to embark on booze production.

"Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed - and he's THIRSTY!"

36 wrenchwench  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:22:23am

re: #30 SixDegrees

It's good to know that our top priority when establishing our first base off the earth will be to embark on booze production.

It's the water...and a lot more.

Hamm's?

37 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:23:23am
38 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:23:29am

Waiting for the Young Moon Creationists to show up... :D

39 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:23:37am

re: #36 wrenchwench

It's the water...and a lot more.

Hamm's?

From the land of sky-blue water:

40 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:23:42am

NASA should send Astronaut Jones to explore.

41 zephirus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:23:55am

Water on the moon.

[Link: lcross.arc.nasa.gov...]

42 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:24:50am

Moon river, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style some day...

43 Bloodnok  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:25:05am

re: #37 MandyManners

*AHEM*

:)

GMTA

44 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:25:11am

re: #38 WindUpBird

Waiting for the Young Moon Creationists to show up... :D

[Link: www.abovetopsecret.com...]

45 badger1970  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:25:43am

re: #23 Clemente

No more distilled jet fuel? / "Moon Zero-Two".

46 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:25:56am

re: #23 Clemente

Water, you say? With a greenhouse, that means hops and barley. And you know what that means!

Quatrotriticale!

47 KenJen  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:26:40am

What will be the name of the first moon city?

48 badger1970  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:26:55am

re: #39 Guanxi88

That ain't beer. *ack*

49 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:27:18am

re: #38 WindUpBird

Waiting for the Young Moon Creationists to show up... :D

Before Apollo 8, there was no moon!

// Young enough for you? :)

50 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:27:26am

re: #48 badger1970

That ain't beer. *ack*

Nope, but it's a lotta memories.

51 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:27:48am
52 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:27:56am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

Hoboken

53 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:28:10am

re: #52 Guanxi88

Hoboken

New Hoboken

54 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:28:42am

re: #43 Bloodnok

*AHEM*

:)

GMTA

Am I the only one who gets choked up from that song?

55 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:29:07am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

Lunaton?

56 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:29:12am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

Potterville

57 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:29:35am

re: #51 WindUpBird

You sir: are awesome.

Great thing about the Web - there's no idea or hallucination that can't find expression, support, and advocacy.

58 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:29:41am

re: #53 Guanxi88

New Hoboken


Neo Hoboken is about to

E*X*P*L*O*D*E

59 MinisterO  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:09am

What a crock. As usual the sheeple fail to ask how Al Gore profits from this.

No Water on the Moon - Duh ...

60 Bloodnok  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:18am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

Crater Lake

61 The False God  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:18am

How long before the Moon Liberation Front declares war on NASA in order to protect ancient moon bacteria?

62 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:25am

Frylock: Hey, guys, what’s up?
Ignignokt: Hey yourself.
Err: Welcome to the rock!
Frylock: Whatch’yall doin’?
Ignignokt: Well I wonder who wants to know?
Frylock: Look, I know we’ve had a lot of differences in the past, but—
Ignignokt: But what? I’ve hacked into your brain. You’re throwing a party and no one’s showing up.
Frylock: No, but umm, how did you know?
Ignignokt: Sadness surrounds us.
Err: Sadness is for poor people!
Ignignokt: We might be able to swing by, but we can’t promise anything. On the moon our weekends are so far advanced they encompass the entire week. Jobs have been phased out.
Err: We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer! Mexican beer!
Inignot: That’s the cheapest of all beers.

63 Clemente  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:37am

re: #30 SixDegrees

It's good to know that our top priority when establishing our first base off the earth will be to embark on booze production.

Legend has it, a while back a similar purpose idled a few squatters as they shopped for real estate in this neck of the woods ;^)

64 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:30:40am

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! MAN WALKS ON THE FUCKING MOON!

-The Onion, 1969

65 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:31:20am

re: #62 bosforus

Frylock: Hey, guys, what’s up?
Ignignokt: Hey yourself.
Err: Welcome to the rock!
Frylock: Whatch’yall doin’?
Ignignokt: Well I wonder who wants to know?
Frylock: Look, I know we’ve had a lot of differences in the past, but—
Ignignokt: But what? I’ve hacked into your brain. You’re throwing a party and no one’s showing up.
Frylock: No, but umm, how did you know?
Ignignokt: Sadness surrounds us.
Err: Sadness is for poor people!
Ignignokt: We might be able to swing by, but we can’t promise anything. On the moon our weekends are so far advanced they encompass the entire week. Jobs have been phased out.
Err: We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer! Mexican beer!
Inignot: That’s the cheapest of all beers.

Love the mooninites! Love 'em.

66 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:31:59am

The lunatic is on the grass...

67 Sharmuta  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:32:51am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

Artemis is the Greek lunar goddess, so maybe we could use some form of her name.

68 wrenchwench  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:33:52am

The local paper can barely fill seven pages some days, so for the eighth page they run "A Page From Our Past". Last week they did a couple from 1957, one from after Sputnik was launched, but before they were calling it Sputnik. The article described how the "baby moon" was being tracked by observation points in North and South America, with the data being "fed into an electronic brain."

We've come a long way. And we're still cooperating with the Russians in space.

69 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:34:02am
70 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:34:03am

re: #66 Mad Al-Jaffee

The lunatic is on the grass...

Break out your bongs.

71 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:34:07am

re: #67 Sharmuta

Artemis is the Greek lunar goddess, so maybe we could use some form of her name.

Don't forget the deep magic of the Iliad:

Helen also another name for Selene, the moon. Consequently, we could name it Hellens, or Selenia, or something like that.

72 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:08am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

In honor of the man who published more tantalizing moon views than any other:

Hefneropolis

73 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:14am

re: #47 KenJen

What will be the name of the first moon city?

I would call it Shakira. :)

74 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:21am

re: #65 Guanxi88

Love the mooninites! Love 'em.

All that they say and do is right.

75 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:24am

LET'S NAME IT OBAMA!

76 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:35am

re: #70 MandyManners

Break out your bongs.


Forget your primitive earth bongs. Try a lunar one:
[Link: video.adultswim.com...]

77 latitude51  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:37am

But the water is only 6000 years old, right?

/

78 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:48am

re: #69 Spare O'Lake

Moon River, wider than a mile...

OMFG how did Andy Williams know?!

79 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:35:59am

re: #74 bosforus

All that they say and do is right.

We do whatever we want to whomever we want, at all times.

80 zephirus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:36:16am

re: #41 zephirus

Forgot to add: written and performed by LCROSS Deputy Project Manager John Marmie.

81 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:36:29am

re: #76 Guanxi88

Forget your primitive earth bongs. Try a lunar one:
[Link: video.adultswim.com...]

Adult swim? My mommy won't let me watch that.

82 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:36:41am

Moon Water Confirmed

Guess now we know why the astronauts always brought TANG with them!

83 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:36:49am

re: #73 Mad Al-Jaffee

I would call it Shakira. :)

Will Shakira have walls? It's gotta have walls!

84 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:37:12am

I bet the real nirth certificate is hidden in that water!

85 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:37:15am

re: #81 MandyManners

Adult swim? My mommy won't let me watch that.

Too bad, 'cause it's f*cking hilarious every time the mooninites show up.

86 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:37:58am

re: #79 Guanxi88

We do whatever we want to whomever we want, at all times.

I don't think I ever appreciated arrogant humor until ATFH came on the air. I quote Shake and the mooninites with much frequency.

87 Sharmuta  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:38:02am

re: #71 Guanxi88

Don't forget the deep magic of the Iliad:

Helen also another name for Selene, the moon. Consequently, we could name it Hellens, or Selenia, or something like that.

Artemia

88 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:38:09am

re: #79 Guanxi88

We do whatever we want to whomever we want, at all times.

Carving expletives into another's car is a sign of trust, and friendship. On the moon.

89 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:38:13am

"I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Oh Lord, please don't let us screw up. Amen."

90 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:39:08am

re: #88 Guanxi88

Carving expletives into another's car is a sign of trust, and friendship. On the moon.

In bed!

91 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:39:15am

re: #86 bosforus

I don't think I ever appreciated arrogant humor until ATFH came on the air. I quote Shake and the mooninites with much frequency.

I haven't watched that show in probably over a year. Once I saw the movie I realized how stupid it was. And the earlier seasons were better. Maybe I'll give it another chance.

Venture Brothers is the only Cartoon Network show I regularly watch.

92 Diamond Bullet  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:40:00am

This is precisely why I so strongly support NASA's Firing Interceptors At High Speed Into Things To See What Flies Out program. Comets and the Moon were just the beginning. Given NASA's list of upcoming targets, more amazing discoveries are sure to follow:

Jupiter
Kuniper belt "dwarf planet" Haumea
Hollywood, CA

93 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:40:06am

re: #71 Guanxi88

Don't forget the deep magic of the Iliad:

Helen also another name for Selene, the moon. Consequently, we could name it Hellens, or Selenia, or something like that.

Helen Thomas?

94 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:40:51am

re: #86 bosforus

I don't think I ever appreciated arrogant humor until ATFH came on the air. I quote Shake and the mooninites with much frequency.

When I call your stupid name, say "here," which will be understood to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane."

You do as the Scorpions have before you!

95 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:40:57am

re: #93 Mad Al-Jaffee

Helen Thomas?

Age appropiate, at least!

96 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:41:03am

re: #91 Mad Al-Jaffee

Seasons 1 through 4 (second half of 1, 2 and 3, really) were definitely its humor peak.

97 redshirt  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:41:21am

Moonbase Alpha! It's time...

98 MandyManners  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:42:21am
99 wrenchwench  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:42:25am

re: #41 zephirus

Water on the moon.

[Link: lcross.arc.nasa.gov...]

That was excellent, and educational!

100 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:42:25am

This reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut! Go take a flying fuck at the moon!"

101 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:42:33am

re: #86 bosforus

I don't think I ever appreciated arrogant humor until ATFH came on the air. I quote Shake and the mooninites with much frequency.

This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is not. Burn it, Meatwad.

Yeah, burn it!

Meatwad: But that's where Carl keeps his clothes!

Ignignokt: These women don't have any clothes on, and they seem happy.

Err: Yeah, they're kissin' each other!

Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?

102 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:42:49am

re: #94 Guanxi88

Here's a dumb name, MothMonsterMan.

103 lawhawk  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:43:17am
104 Gearhead  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:43:19am

re: #93 Mad Al-Jaffee

Helen Thomas?

The face that launched sank a thousand ships

105 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:43:46am

Transcript of Eagle/Houston communication, July 1969

"We're on the F'n moon, over!"

Not safe for work AT ALL

106 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:44:13am

It would be fun to go there, 1/6th gravity means that if you had a dome with air in it you'd be able to actually fly by flapping small wings. How tall would the basket have to be to make dunking the ball difficult in basketball? Or you could just always go for a little walk.

107 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:44:19am

re: #104 Gearhead

The face that launched sank a thousand ships

Those ships were launched because of a face like that

Stay home, or go to sea with a hundred smelly guys!

108 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:44:20am

re: #101 Guanxi88

I don't remember the exact quote, but I love it when they're talking about Loverboy and they ask Meatwad if he is a "dirty white boy."

109 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:45:25am

re: #79 Guanxi88
The bullet is enourmous there is no escaping!
Jumping... is useless!
[Link: video.adultswim.com...]

110 badger1970  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:45:30am

re: #103 lawhawk

It's not the MSTIE version! ;)

111 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:45:45am

re: #109 bosforus

Frickin' nerds!

112 zephirus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:46:01am

re: #24 Rightwingconspirator

New lunar amusement park: LUNARAMA! 1/6th earth gravity - the possibilities are endless!

113 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:46:32am

re: #108 Mad Al-Jaffee

I don't remember the exact quote, but I love it when they're talking about Loverboy and they ask Meatwad if he is a "dirty white boy."

Wasn't it "Foreigner"?

114 enoughalready  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:47:03am
115 The Curmudgeon  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:47:17am

There's got to be a Sheila Jackson Lee joke in this, but I haven't found it yet.

116 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:47:22am

re: #106 ausador

It would be fun to go there, 1/6th gravity means that if you had a dome with air in it you'd be able to actually fly by flapping small wings. How tall would the basket have to be to make dunking the ball difficult in basketball? Or you could just always go for a little walk.

Yeah, and maybe Balloon Boy could actually have flown in that silly little craft.

[Video]

117 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:47:36am

re: #115 The Curmudgeon

There's got to be a Sheila Jackson Lee joke in this, but I haven't found it yet.

Yes you did!

118 PhillyPretzel  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:47:36am

This is wonderful news.

119 Mad Al-Jaffee  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:48:03am

re: #113 MrSilverDragon

Wasn't it "Foreigner"?

I'm not sure - I guess I get my cheesy 80s band mixed up. And I'm afraid to search for "dirty white boy" at work.

120 Diamond Bullet  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:48:08am

re: #113 MrSilverDragon

Wasn't it "Foreigner"?

Yes, the glorious Foreigner belt.

And the greatest ATHF exchange is:

Ignignokt: We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall.
Err: And then you can get tore up.
Ignignokt: And pass out in the hot sun.

There's a reason Obama paraphrased it in his Inauguration Address.

121 SteveC  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:49:11am

Can we get a secure circuit?

Stand by... OK Frank, we're totally secure. What's the problem?

Can someone explain to me why I'm on an EVA and look up to see a dozen thermonuclear missiles staring me in the face? - Space Cowboys

122 Guanxi88  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:49:21am

re: #108 Mad Al-Jaffee

I don't remember the exact quote, but I love it when they're talking about Loverboy and they ask Meatwad if he is a "dirty white boy."

re: #119 Mad Al-Jaffee

I'm not sure - I guess I get my cheesy 80s band mixed up. And I'm afraid to search for "dirty white boy" at work.

Yes, they got the belt that gave them all the powers of Foreigner. They were so busy satisfying their own wants they forgot all about his primitive needs (a ten-speed).

123 lawhawk  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:50:28am

That looks like adequate packaging to me. Perhaps a wee bit excessive to some, but leaving something to the imagination.

124 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:51:59am

So THAT'S what happened to all the water from the Flood!
//

125 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:52:08am

Anyone seen Rage-Boy lately?
Gee, I hope nothing bad happened to him.

126 hicsuget  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:54:19am
because the impact didn’t create a huge glowing explosion


There's no oxygen on the moon to sustain an explosion--of course it didn't. Top J-schools apparently farm out their scientific literacy classes to Dover PA.

127 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:58:02am

re: #125 Spare O'Lake

Anyone seen Rage-Boy lately?
Gee, I hope nothing bad happened to him.

heh ,, which one!!!

128 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:58:27am

re: #126 hicsuget

There's no oxygen on the moon to sustain an explosion--of course it didn't. Top J-schools apparently farm out their scientific literacy classes to Dover PA.

Exactly. I could not believe the hype over this before the impact. The only glow would be incandescence from vaporized material. Since most of that would be rock, there wouldn't be much of it from an impact of this (relatively small) magnitude. The media hypesters were apparently thinking in terms of a million ton asteroid hitting at several times the velocity and were simply ignorant of the difference.

129 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:59:24am

re: #128 Shiplord Kirel

Exactly. I could not believe the hype over this before the impact. The only glow would be incandescence from vaporized material. Since most of that would be rock, there wouldn't be much of it from an impact of this (relatively small) magnitude. The media hypesters were apparently thinking in terms of a million ton asteroid hitting at several times the velocity and were simply ignorant of the difference.

They were hoping there'd be an earth-shattering kaboom.

130 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 11:59:34am

If you believe they put a man on the moon...

[Link: vodpod.com...]

131 bosforus  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:00:52pm

re: #120 Diamond Bullet

There are simply too many great one liners or even exchanges for me to be able to pin one down but for now I'll go with Meatwad's do what I say cause I said it!
And let's not forget Shake's frequent references to Dracula - Oh yeah? Well, Dracula's coming over later and I said OK.

132 Clemente  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:02:23pm

Dateline 2027 - Moen Space Technologies Division still working out how to make things flush properly in .16 g environment. SEIU strike continues...

133 sattv4u2  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:05:31pm

re: #132 Clemente

Dateline 2027 - Moen Space Technologies Division still working out how to make things flush properly in .16 g environment. SEIU strike continues...

but members pledge to once again vote for Obama in the 2028 elections as they did in the 2008,2012, 2016, 2020 and 2024 races

134 psyop  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:10:26pm

I wonder how many people will be living on the moon when I finally shuffle off the mortal coil (hopefully a good 60-70 years from now)..

135 Kragar  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:14:47pm

re: #131 bosforus

There are simply too many great one liners or even exchanges for me to be able to pin one down but for now I'll go with Meatwad's do what I say cause I said it!
And let's not forget Shake's frequent references to Dracula - Oh yeah? Well, Dracula's coming over later and I said OK.

I'm in the business. The business of giving you the business!

136 DanIrving  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:30:35pm

Is it me or does that close up section on the pic look like a woman's face?

137 Basho  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:44:42pm

re: #126 hicsuget

There's no oxygen on the moon to sustain an explosion--of course it didn't. Top J-schools apparently farm out their scientific literacy classes to Dover PA.

Explosions don't need oxygen... you're thinking of fire.

138 prairiefire  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 12:48:36pm

re: #54 MandyManners

No.

139 jvic  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 1:33:11pm

This news is good, and important.

Not important for the outcome of the next election or two: important for the outcome of the next century or two.

From the NASA press release:

"The full understanding of the LCROSS data may take some time. The data is that rich," said Colaprete. "Along with the water in Cabeus, there are hints of other intriguing substances. The permanently shadowed regions of the moon are truly cold traps, collecting and preserving material over billions of years."

I can't resist speculating: if those substances are intriguing enough to make a human lunar presence financially profitable, history has just been changed--not only on the scale of centuries, but on the scale of decades.

140 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 1:41:37pm

Moon Base! I want a Moon Base!

141 Odahi  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 2:13:31pm

Moon Base? ALL your base are belong to us!

142 Achilles Tang  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 2:46:16pm

re: #55 MandyManners

Lunaton?

Lunacity

143 Kruk  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 3:47:36pm

re: #139 jvic

This news is good, and important.

Not important for the outcome of the next election or two: important for the outcome of the next century or two.

From the NASA press release:

I can't resist speculating: if those substances are intriguing enough to make a human lunar presence financially profitable, history has just been changed--not only on the scale of centuries, but on the scale of decades.


It's amazing how many things that were science fiction when I was a child (and that was only in the 80s) have become fact now. Extra-solar planets, genetic modification, cloning, face and limb transplants, and now water on the moon. I truly believe we'll see permanant (as a self sustaining, generation after generation) colonies on the moon in my lifetime.

144 akthelt  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 4:50:08pm

Ahhh...but where are the globular clusters, eh?

145 sammysdad  Fri, Nov 13, 2009 6:40:27pm

The Chinese must be delighted to know that there will be a water supply for their moon base. No...I don't find this amusing.

146 former_secret_agent  Sat, Nov 14, 2009 3:08:17pm

Some of the best science is frequently the least interesting to the public. But it becomes vital in years to come.

147 Jerusalemyte  Mon, Nov 16, 2009 3:59:34pm

Seems a long way to go to find a supply of clean H2O.


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