Is that what it looks like when clouds whisper to each other?

purty.

G'nite all.

William

Someone turned the cotton candy machine on high.

re: #1 Sharmuta

Is that what it looks like when clouds whisper to each other?

Are you cirrus?

re: #1 Sharmuta

Is that what it looks like when clouds whisper to each other?

No way!! Chem Trails!! Why are you denying them? I listen to Coast to Coast!! I know!!
//

Blue is the color of heaven... a heaven textured by the most transient of residents, the vapors of water condensed.

Peaceful scene, an elegant scene, and that calls for some elegant singing:

re: #5 Cannadian Club Akbar

Are we sure it isn't the chemtrails whispering sweet nothings to each other then?

re: #7 Fenway_Nation

Are we sure it isn't the chemtrails whispering sweet nothings to each other then?

Good point. Fucking George Norrie.
/

I've looked at clouds from both sides now...

re: #8 Cannadian Club Akbar

Good point. Fucking George Norrie.
/

Who?

re: #4 solomonpanting

Given the cumulus of Sharmuta's postings here, I'd say she in-tort-us.

re: #10 BryanS

Who?

Coast to Coast AM. It is an overnight radio show. Sometimes very smart people. Sometimes people with Doctorate degrees who think people live in the middle of the earth. George Norrie is the host.

OK, lizards, I'm going to play a game of Scrabble, and then go to bed. Tomorrow the world starts up again.

Goodnight, all.

re: #13 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, lizards, I'm going to play a game of Scrabble, and then go to bed. Tomorrow the world starts up again.

Goodnight, all.

Remember, this is not a word: dfodicnofeo

re: #13 SanFranciscoZionist

Fare thee well...Zionist of the northern california metropolitan area in which Tony Bennet misplaced his heart and various valves and aorta that would've regulated the circulation of his blood...

re: #13 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, lizards, I'm going to play a game of Scrabble, and then go to bed. Tomorrow the world starts up again.

Goodnight, all.

Good night. May you hold a "U" if you end up drawing the "Q".

re: #15 Fenway_Nation

*sigh* You'll never be able to come up with one of those for me, I fear.

re: #13 SanFranciscoZionist

Two good words when you're in a pinch:
gar
joe

re: #17 Sharmuta

Some screen names are easier than others...

Dark Falcon and SF Zionist's have been pile-driven into the ground by me, I fear.

re: #19 Country of the Boston Ball Field

Indeed. ;p

re: #20 Sharmuta

Indeed. ;p

You got my ding!!! Touche!!

re: #17 Sharmuta

*sigh* You'll never be able to come up with one of those for me, I fear.

Something like this?

I'm out kids. See ya'll in the AM. Wait, it is the AM. Whatever.

re: #23 Cannadian Club Akbar

Fare thee well, premium whiskey from the social group located within the borders of the dominion of Canada of the akhbar-ish persuasuion.

re: #23 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'm out kids. See ya'll in the AM. Wait, it is the AM. Whatever.

Same here. Adios.

re: #25 BryanS

Umm...fare thee well, Bryan of the 19th letter of the English alphabet persuasion.

re: #23 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'm out kids. See ya'll in the AM. Wait, it is the AM. Whatever.

Good night Imported Alcoholic Beverage of the Great in Arabic Persuasion!

The laws of time are mine and they will obey me!

I love The Doctor.
Night all...

Zionists seek to imprison and exploit wildlife for their amusement and selfish economic gain.

//

And so to bed. With visual soporifics.

Hi y'all. Kinda bummed, can't sleep. Got a friend that's dying in the next day or so. Sucks.

Funny thing, he's not my friend, so much as he is my sister's. Have watched this happen from afar over the past year, and somehow it has touched me deeply.

How are y'all this evening?

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Mostly broke, but surprisingly well-stocked in terms of food and groceries for the next couple of weeks.

re: #32 Fenway_Nation

I dig.

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm better than I was before. A huge weight has been lifted from my mind tonight.

re: #34 Sharmuta

Nice.

re: #34 Sharmuta

I'm better than I was before. A huge weight has been lifted from my mind tonight.

Is there a pill or something you could share?

re: #36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I can share the medical bill if you'd like.

re: #37 Sharmuta

uh... [FINGER!]

Anti-Semiticism from former Ohio House Rep. Jim Tranficant

God, I love WikiLeaks.

re: #38 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Back attcha. Presidential style.

re: #40 Sharmuta

Well done.

re: #41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Gus found it, and I told him I was going to use it for you.

Wait! The COLTS won?

I went to bed. Thought it was a blow out!

Nothing says 'Get your ass to a trade school!' like looking through the 'Help Wanted' section of craigslist in the middle of the night.

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wait! The COLTS won?

I went to bed. Thought it was a blow out!

That's why they play 60 minutes.

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ugh...don't get me started. I probably won't hear the end of it from HH when he shows up.

re: #45 Sharmuta

Thanks, John.

re: #47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Boom!

re: #48 Fenway_Nation

Boom!

Heh... If I only had a picture of John Madden flipping the bird...

Hello Geisha of the tigrinia variety.

re: #46 Fenway_Nation

Ugh...don't get me started. I probably won't hear the end of it from HH when he shows up.

I like the Colts. Payton seems like a really nice guy. But I love Randy Moss despite myself, and always want to see him do well also. Sorry your team lost, but at least it was to a class act like Payton.

I'm feelin' better. Gonna try to get some sleep. Thanks for the quick fun. Kind of like a sleeping pill.

re: #51 Sharmuta

I'd rather New England have been blown out 49-0 than to have them lose they way they did.

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fare thee well, non meat eater of the corpulent born and out of wedlock persusasion!

I couldn't find Madden, but here's Ben Affleck.

re: #53 Fenway_Nation

Totally know how that feels.

re: #51 Sharmuta

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

We didn't make eye contact.

re: #57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We didn't make eye contact.

Good job!

re: #54 Fenway_Nation

Hello sovereignty of the Back Bay Fens.

re: #57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So...you're saying he's a meat-gazer then?

re: #57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

We didn't make eye contact.

What were you looking at?

re: #59 Bagua

Hello, Bagua...um...of the Bagua...ish...persuasion.

re: #62 Fenway_Nation

Hello, Bagua...um...of the Bagua...ish...persuasion.

Surely the master is not so easily stumped?

Now that's a funky lookin' sky. Good shot Charles.

I really, really, really should be in bed given how early I have to rise tomorrow but I'm in such a good mood, I don't want to sleep!

Yet I must.

Shalom, ya'll.

re: #62 Fenway_Nation

Another one of those pesky nics that makes it impossible for you to have your fun.

Very inconsiderate of Bagua, imo. ///

re: #61 Bagua

What were you looking at?

Oh, there was a "stare guard"... but dudes don't look at each other while peeing. Stranger dudes hardly ever even speak to each other.

All "piss etiquette" rules were followed.

He's a pretty big guy (physically, didn't see his junk)...

re: #66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So- you are aware of all urinal traditions?

re: #66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So you're saying he could look over the 'stare guard' to pursue his meat-gazing?

/

re: #67 Sharmuta

So- you are aware of all urinal traditions?

I know the mints taste AWFUL!

re: #68 Fenway_Nation

Nope. He followed "Piss Etiquette" also.

Payton Manning is also aware of all urinal traditions it seems.

I also followed my "Hey! I just met a celebrity" tradition.

Nonchalantly said, "Hey, Peyton." as I dried my hands. (And, no, not because I had peed on my hands.)

BTW...does anyone want four rebuilt 3000 HP SD40-3s that are for sale?

Such a nice young man, that Payton Manning. Why- I hear he even follows piss etiquette in public.

re: #72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(And, no, not because I had peed on my hands.)

So you're saying Peyton Manning peed all over your hands?

re: #71 Sharmuta

Not really traditions... just kinda happens...

Walk by a crowded ladies room? Sounds like a freakin' hen-house. Y'all talk a LOT in the bathroom. Men's rooms normally sound like a tomb (with farting and laughter)

re: #75 Fenway_Nation

DAMMIT!

re: #76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The times I've been in the men's room it wasn't so quite, but it's really nice of you guys to never use your stalls, so that I don't have to wait in line like all the chatty ladies. Sorry- I'm not waiting a half hour to pee.

Oh- I also followed piss etiquette and didn't make eye contact.

re: #63 Bagua

Surely the master is not so easily stumped?

Just you wait, Province of the Amazonas Region in Peru. Someone will think of something.

re: #78 Sharmuta

I've been one of three guys in a conference with 200 ladies... line all the way down the hall for the women... 10 stall men's room...

We cleared the men's room of all males and opened it to the ladies... many ladies just preferred to stand in line for the ladies room. Was strange, I thought.

re: #80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

many ladies just preferred to stand in line for the ladies room.

Well- that's because boys have cooties.

re: #81 Sharmuta

Dang...thought my shots were up-to-date

re: #81 Sharmuta

Well- that's because boys have cooties.

heh. Actually I figured out the problem. I was standing guard (to make sure no poor unsuspecting male should decide to go in. But I was facing the line of ladies...

Finally I turned the other direction, and that helped.

It was like I was ogling them. I was in the hallway, outside of a closed door men's room.

Was an interesting study in human nature.

Oh...and the notanothernewenglandsportsblog.blogspot.com...] target="_blank">Not Another New England Sports Blog! was updated earlier.

Hugo Chavez, friend (?) of women everywhere:

The Chavez Diet: Venezuelans urged to lose weight

"I'm not saying fat women, because they never get fat," he added. "Women sometimes fill out."

re: #85 freetoken

Lead by example, gordito.

re: #85 freetoken

Filled-out Bastard Vegetarian...

heh.

Oh, didn't I say I was going back to bed?...

piss off!

re: #88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Did you now?

If so, fare thee well, filled out person born outside of matrimony of the vegan persuasion.

re: #85 freetoken

Hugo Chavez, friend (?) of women everywhere:

The Chavez Diet: Venezuelans urged to lose weight

So- he can be taught...

re: #85 freetoken

This is all so very claculated on his part. The truly sinister things he's accomplishing as el presidente (such as shutting down opposition media, funneling arms to FARC, trying to provoke an armed conflict w/Colomiba) get set off to the side so others will mull over his random and quirky decrees over things like outlawing golf or Coke Zero.

Speaking of "filled out", the largest ever passenger ship finally arrived at what will be its home port.

Oasis of the Seas

That's one big boat.

re: #79 Sharmuta

Just you wait, Province of the Amazonas Region in Peru. Someone will think of something.

Eeek! The Chinese version.

All our basis are belong to China, not Peru.

re: #91 Fenway_Nation

This is all so very claculated on his part. The truly sinister things he's accomplishing as el presidente (such as shutting down opposition media, funneling arms to FARC, trying to provoke an armed conflict w/Colomiba) get set off to the side so others will mull over his random and quirky decrees over things like outlawing golf or Coke Zero.

The only reason Chavez remains in power is because of our oil imports filling his coffers. We sometimes complain about these petty dictators, then, like in the case of Saddam Hussein (whose power was also almost entirely dependent on oil revenues) have to spend a lot of money taking them out because we perceive them as a threat to our security.

Or we support "allies" like the feudal monarchs of Saudi Arabia, who purchase domestic peace an cooperation by funding the teaching of Wahabism, a particularly virulent and anti-Western form of Fundamentalist Islam.

re: #93 Bagua

Sure- I come up with something for you and it's not good enough. *sob*

...Confused...
:)

Obama says al Qaeda still greatest threat to U.S.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the greatest threats to the United States continued to be terrorist networks like al Qaeda.

"I continue to believe that the greatest threat to the United States' security are the terrorist networks like al Qaeda," he told students at a town hall meeting in Shanghai. "They have now moved over the border of Afghanistan and are in Pakistan, but they continue to have networks with other extremist organizations in that region and I do believe it is important for us to stabilize Afghanistan."

I hope this means cut and run fantasies from moonbats to paleo-con isolationists are toast.

FACT CHECK: Palin's book goes rogue on some facts

PALIN: Describing her resistance to federal stimulus money, Palin describes Alaska as a practical, libertarian haven of independent Americans who don't want "help" from government busybodies.

THE FACTS: Alaska is also one of the states most dependent on federal subsidies, receiving much more assistance from Washington than it pays in federal taxes. A study for the nonpartisan Tax Foundation found that in 2005, the state received $1.84 for every dollar it sent to Washington.

It's a sizable list, and embarrassing to boot.

Working on a website, that is image intensive...

Have I mentioned that I really don't like Dreamweaver?

'Nite all!

re: #99 freetoken

Really? I love it.

Nah, I'm awake...

Wow. An hour? Really?

re: #97 Sharmuta

Obama says al Qaeda still greatest threat to U.S.

I hope this means cut and run fantasies from moonbats to paleo-con isolationists are toast.

We'll see. He'll announce his plans when he gets back from his eastern sojourn this week.

re: #104 MandyManners

Mornin' Mandy!

re: #105 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Mornin' Mandy!

How are you?

re: #106 MandyManners

Oh, just dandy, thanks. Looks like just you and me this morning...

re: #78 Sharmuta

The times I've been in the men's room it wasn't so quite, but it's really nice of you guys to never use your stalls, so that I don't have to wait in line like all the chatty ladies. Sorry- I'm not waiting a half hour to pee.

Oh- I also followed piss etiquette and didn't make eye contact.

Easy to do when you're in a stall

Unless you're Congressman Craig, that is !

re: #107 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, just dandy, thanks. Looks like just you and me this morning...

Posting, at least.

So the ads I have seen on this site have included Both Muslim dating service and military dating service.

Seems that if they had combined the two, Hasan could've found a mate and been less frustrated...

re: #108 sattv4u2

A wide stance is not eye contact, silly.

re: #108 sattv4u2

In college we would sometimes raid the men's room because the line for the women's room was beyond long. Someone would pop her head in and tell the fella's to cover it up because we were coming in. Highly amusing, especially if one had a few ounces of adult beverage in one. Highly necessary, too.

I'm a big believer in potty parity.

re: #110 ralphieboy

So the ads I have seen on this site have included Both Muslim dating service and military dating service.

Seems that if they had combined the two, Hasan could've found a mate and been less frustrated...

So, you're saying that all he needed was a good lay and he would not have stood up on that table and shouted "ALLAH AKBAR" before he started mowing down human beings?

re: #113 MandyManners

If I don't get laid soon...

Dang. I think I've hit on the solution to terrorism: lotsa' hot monkey sex for would-be jihadis.

I'm a freakin' genius.

re: #114 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sepaking of which, I've been celibate for exactly 10 years today.

re: #116 MandyManners

I'd congratulate you if I didn't think the whole idea is completely terrible.

re: #117 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'd congratulate you if I didn't think the whole idea is completely terrible.

It's by choice.

re: #118 MandyManners

Oh, I know... If I make it to ten years celibate, there had better be a coffin wrapped around me...

re: #116 MandyManners

Woohoo!

re: #119 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, I know... If I make it to ten years celibate, there had better be a coffin wrapped around me...

You'd be surprised what you can do if you put your mind to it.

re: #121 MandyManners

Don't wanna...

Okay
The kids been dropped off and I don't have an appt. till 11
I hear my pillow calling!

re: #123 sattv4u2

After last nights game sleep did not come easy.

re: #124 soxfan4life

I went to bed at the beginning of the 4th... expected it to be a blowout.

I keep forgetting about that Manning kid.

re: #122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't wanna...

Aye, there's the rub.

re: #124 soxfan4life

After last nights game sleep did not come easy.

ug! I was hoping that was a bad dream I had !

re: #126 MandyManners

Yeah. Unfortunately.

HA!

dusk with the ducks

re: #113 MandyManners

So, you're saying that all he needed was a good lay and he would not have stood up on that table and shouted "ALLAH AKBAR" before he started mowing down human beings?

No, but one of the reasons he was frustrated is that he could not find a wife. it might've helped.

re: #130 ralphieboy

No, but one of the reasons he was frustrated is that he could not find a wife. it might've helped.

So, the personal turned political.

re: #129 Clemente

dusk with the ducks

*quack quack quack*

*BOOM*

*crickets*

re: #129 Clemente

dusk with the ducks

Seriously, that's a very relaxing scene.

Hmm, so it would appear the drug companies have been saying one thing while doing another, again. I'm just shocked, shocked I tell you.

Drug firms raise prices in face of health reform
Industry aims to set higher price base before legislation passes, critics say

Even as drug makers promise to support Washington’s health care overhaul by shaving $8 billion a year off the nation’s drug costs after the legislation takes effect, the industry has been raising its prices at the fastest rate in years.

In the last year, the industry has raised the wholesale prices of brand-name prescription drugs by about 9 percent, according to industry analysts. That will add more than $10 billion to the nation’s drug bill, which is on track to exceed $300 billion this year. By at least one analysis, it is the highest annual rate of inflation for drug prices since 1992.

This is why we can't have nice things healthcare.

Good morning all - just perusing for links. How is everyone?

re: #101 Fenway_Nation

I definitely owe you a comment on your blog at least - thanks so much for saying hi on the blog recently. Apologies for being quiet; things have been quite busy here.

re: #104 MandyManners

We'll see. He'll announce his plans when he gets back from his eastern sojourn this week.

I agree with you: the President says far too many things for me to take all of them seriously. I want to see what actually happens in Afghanistan before I start praising him; right now I am critical because losing a war isn't a lot of fun.

re: #133 MandyManners

Thanks, Mandy. It was a fine moment, in a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon walk.

Except, of course, that I didn't bring my shotgun, and probably would've agitated the park-goers even more than the ducks if I did.

Aside from that, perfect!

re: #137 akarra

I agree with you: the President says far too many things for me to take all of them seriously. I want to see what actually happens in Afghanistan before I start praising him; right now I am critical because losing a war isn't a lot of fun.

I read an article from the NYT the other day that claimed that it costs $1,000,000.00 per soldier per year in Afghanistan. I have no idea how that was calculated.

re: #138 Clemente

Thanks, Mandy. It was a fine moment, in a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon walk.

Except, of course, that I didn't bring my shotgun, and probably would've agitated the park-goers even more than the ducks if I did.

Aside from that, perfect!

Remember the giant duck of peace that some moonbat was sporting in a protest in D.C.?

re: #99 freetoken

Have I mentioned that I really don't like Dreamweaver?

Really? I've used Dreamweaver ever since I stopped using Wordpad to maintain the websites at work and like it alot. What is it about images and Dreamweaver that you really don't like?

re: #140 MandyManners

Oh hell yeah, the "peace dove." Laughed all the way through that poop!

Morning Folks

re: #127 sattv4u2

ug! I was hoping that was a bad dream I had !

What a great game. I think the Belichick decision just gave the MVP award to Manning.

re: #144 RogueOne

What a great game. I think the Belichick decision just gave the MVP award to Manning.

Brady was classy as hell about that decision too.

re: #144 RogueOne

What a great game. I think the Belichick decision just gave the MVP award to Manning.

That was THE best game of the season. I didn't miss oe snap. WOW!!

re: #146 Cannadian Club Akbar

I should'a known better than to go to sleep on Peyton.

re: #147 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I should'a known better than to go to sleep on Peyton.

New England gave him a short field to work with. They should have punted. (monday morning and I am a QB)

re: #148 Cannadian Club Akbar

But the decision made sense too...Patriots did not want to put the ball in Peyton's hands on the opposing 20 either with two minutes left.

Holding on to the ball, made sense to me.

re: #148 Cannadian Club Akbar

Didn't you go for an interview the other day? If so, how'd it go?

re: #150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Didn't you go for an interview the other day? If so, how'd it go?

Went yesterday to a little bakery. Went well. Lady said there might be some early mornings. I told her I am usually up around 4AM. I also have to call about a job that wants me to start next week, but training for 2 weeks will be in Tampa. About 60 miles from my house.

re: #151 Cannadian Club Akbar

I average 200 miles a day for work...

re: #152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I average 200 miles a day for work...

The job where I would have to go to Tampa for 2 weeks is a national chain that isn't in this part of the state. Actually, they are barely in the state. The franchise owners are very aggresive and the words that got me intrested were "opportunity for growth."

Morning all. Ready for todays Shuttle launch?

re: #153 Cannadian Club Akbar

hmmm.

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But the decision made sense too...Patriots did not want to put the ball in Peyton's hands on the opposing 20 either with two minutes left.

Holding on to the ball, made sense to me.

it was definately a ballsy call. I think when they do the MVP voting this game will be the deciding factor, by going for it on 4th down like that belichick all but admitted Peyton is the most dangerous QB in the league.

re: #155 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

hmmm.

I would prefer the little bakery. An funny, about 6 months ago I sold a 20 QT Hobart mixer. Same woman who owns the bakery bought the mixer.

re: #157 Cannadian Club Akbar

Follow your heart.

I've never heard anybody say, "Damn. I'm so sorry I do what I love to do for a living."

re: #158 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Follow your heart.

I've never heard anybody say, "Damn. I'm so sorry I do what I love to do for a living."

I just hope the job I quit pays me. I never filled out paper work or hit a time clock. I don't think they'll screw me, but they could, easily.

re: #159 Cannadian Club Akbar

You quit a job? Wow.

re: #160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You quit a job? Wow.

See yesterday mornings thread. It wasn't pretty and to much to rehash now.

re: #161 Cannadian Club Akbar

Oh. Sure.

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh. Sure.

But, I quit knowing I had another job. The little bakery came into play yesterday, mid morning. We exchanged emails and then I ran over there for an interview. Things moving very fast it seems.

Roaming Charges Gone Wild

Ouch!

as worthless as my Palistinian alarm clock!

re: #165 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

as worthless as my Palistinian alarm clock!

Damn, I was saving that for a later thread!11!
/lol

re: #164 Bubblehead II

Roaming Charges Gone Wild

Ouch!

I have a pay as you go cell phone. I use about $15 a month as opposed to when I had Verizon at $45 a month.

re: #166 Varek Raith

103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
11/15/2009 6:15:08 pm PST 2downupfavoritereport

Family Guy joke just happened...

I know they piss you off sometimes, but check this out...

Peter just said, "Well, this thing is worthless! Like my Palestinian alarm clock."
Cuts to a shot of Peter and Lois asleep... alarm clock says "Allahu Akbar" and explodes.

I still would have WAAAY beat you to it.

re: #166 Varek Raith

Damn, I was saving that for a later thread!11!
/lol

Well, hell.. only a few people here anyway. Post it later.

re: #168 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I still would have WAAAY beat you to it.

Indeed. Though, I'm sure we could get a few more miles out of it. :D

re: #170 Varek Raith
Oh, we will... :)

re: #170 Varek Raith

Indeed. Though, I'm sure we could get a few more miles out of it. :D

That kind of comedy never gets old.

Had a little earthquake a few minutes ago (3.6 mag)... what I find interesting is the number of reports that the USGS gets within the first couple of minutes... heck, Americans must be directly wired into the internet these days.

re: #167 Cannadian Club Akbar

Same here. But with AT&T. I have it set up for auto-pay so I don't lose my minutes at the beginning of the month. The only problem with that is I don't really use it all that much and I am rapidly approaching $200.00 in unused minutes.

/time for an out of town business trip.

re: #142 Clemente

Oh hell yeah, the "peace dove." Laughed all the way through that poop!

Ah, the good ol' days!

re: #175 MandyManners

Ah, the good ol' days!

I don't see how the person who wrote that letter sees a dove. It's a fucking duck!! Sheesh.

Anyone remember when some woman wore a dress that was a goose to the Oscars?

re: #177 Cannadian Club Akbar

Anyone remember when some woman wore a dress that was a goose to the Oscars?

Scaaarry.

re: #176 Cannadian Club Akbar

I don't see how the person who wrote that letter sees a dove. It's a fucking duck!! Sheesh.

It walks like a duck and it talks like a duck so, it must be a ?

re: #177 Cannadian Club Akbar

Anyone remember when some woman wore a dress that was a goose to the Oscars?

Bjork. Wasn't it a swan?

re: #179 MandyManners

It walks like a duck and it talks like a duck so, it must be a ?

mongoose

re: #180 MandyManners

Bjork. Wasn't it a swan?

Whatever. Goose, swan, just bake it up and make some mashed taters to put next to it.

re: #182 Cannadian Club Akbar

Don't forget the sweet potatoes.

WASHINGTON (CNN)– Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney delivered a scathing criticism of President Obama's Afghanistan strategy Friday night, accusing the president of delivering rhetoric and not action in the war-torn country.

[Link: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...]

I think BO deserves all the criticism heaped on him...he's obviously over his head and not listening to anybody

re: #184 albusteve

WASHINGTON (CNN)– Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney delivered a scathing criticism of President Obama's Afghanistan strategy Friday night, accusing the president of delivering rhetoric and not action in the war-torn country.

[Link: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...]

I think BO deserves all the criticism heaped on him...he's obviously over his head and not listening to anybody

But, but, he's a lawywer who went to Harvard. (I think)

re: #185 Cannadian Club Akbar

lawywer= lawyer, PIMF

re: #178 Varek Raith

Scaaarry.

Is that a bra she's wearing under that netting?

re: #186 Cannadian Club Akbar

lawywer=/= lawyer, PIMF

Lawyer=Sataaannn!

re: #187 MandyManners

Is that a bra she's wearing under that netting?

I think so.

re: #181 Izzyboy

mongoose

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!

re: #178 Varek Raith

Scaaarry.

That would be a dead swan.

re: #182 Cannadian Club Akbar

Whatever. Goose, swan, just bake it up and make some mashed taters to put next to it.

You'd eat a swan? I'm telling Galadriel!

Romney says...

"The President has held his job for 10 months but does not yet have a strategy," Romney said during his speech before the Young America's Foundation in Santa Barbara, California. "What has he been doing that is more important than protecting the lives of the troops of which he is Commander-in-Chief? He has been campaigning- rallying at phony town meetings and making over 30 campaign stops for fellow Democrats. This President's inattention and dereliction remind me of those Northwest Airlines pilots who were so distracted from their jobs that they lost their way. But in this case, the consequences are far more severe."

re: #188 Varek Raith

I think so.

An opaque body-stocking would've been better. Well, if ANYTHING would've made that better.

re: #190 DaddyG

That would be a dead swan.

The twisted neck gives it away.

re: #191 MandyManners

You'd eat a swan? I'm telling Galadriel!

From LotR?

re: #191 MandyManners

You'd eat a swan? I'm telling Galadriel!

How to Roast a Swan

re: #192 albusteve

Romney says...

"The President has held his job for 10 months but does not yet have a strategy," Romney said during his speech before the Young America's Foundation in Santa Barbara, California. "What has he been doing that is more important than protecting the lives of the troops of which he is Commander-in-Chief? He has been campaigning- rallying at phony town meetings and making over 30 campaign stops for fellow Democrats. This President's inattention and dereliction remind me of those Northwest Airlines pilots who were so distracted from their jobs that they lost their way. But in this case, the consequences are far more severe."

Zing!

re: #195 Varek Raith

From LotR?

Yep.

re: #196 NJDhockeyfan

How to Roast a Swan

What next? A recipe for fricasseed kittens?!

re: #198 MandyManners

Yep.

In that case, Cannadian Club Akbar, I suggest you run, run very far away.
/:)

deficit?...um, uh...oh yeah!

And get this: Obama is now expected to focus his State of the Union speech on the evils of runaway federal spending -- of which he and his team are the runaway biggest sinners in all of US history.

[Link: www.nypost.com...]

re: #200 Varek Raith

In that case, Cannadian Club Akbar, I suggest you run, run very far away.
/:)

And, he doesn't have an Elven cloak.

re: #199 MandyManners

What next? A recipe for fricasseed kittens?!

I couldn't cook up kitties. How about Great Grandma’s Sea Kitten Stew?

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