Onion: DEA Recruits Lil Wayne For War on Drugs

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Humor • Tue Dec 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm PST • Views: 524
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1 MandyManners  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:01:31pm

Another dagnab Onion video I can't play.

2 Charles Johnson  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:02:28pm

Something wrong with that one -- reload and try again. I replaced it with the Youtube version.

3 Bagua  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:03:52pm

Works for me. Hilarious.

4 Charles Johnson  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:04:53pm

"Operation Weezy F. Baby!"

Heh.

5 It's a cookbook!  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:05:15pm

Best part:

"and replacement diamonds for Lil Wayne's teeth.

6 Sharmuta  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:06:29pm

That was so Dennis Leary- I loved it.

7 MandyManners  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:10:42pm

Reminds me of that scene in Scarface when Pacino had that huge mound of coke.

8 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:16:32pm

I can't watch videos, for whatever reasons, my DSL combined with the wireless card I have in my HP tower, doesn't afford me the needed bandwidth to stream videos.

The Dell that is hard wired to the router does fine, and the two laptops running with wireless do fine, but my 6 year old HP just doesn't seem to handle the slower speed of the wireless connection.

It worked fine when I was hard wired to Comcast cable broadband when I lived down hill.

9 marsl  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:16:49pm

That's funny!!!

10 darthstar  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:18:19pm

re: #8 Walter L. Newton

Have you tried calling tech support?

11 Sharmuta  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:20:02pm

re: #6 Sharmuta

That was so Dennis Leary- I loved it.

Hmm- that's not the clip of Leary I was thinking of. He says his solution to the drug problem isn't less drugs, but more drugs- and "give them to the right f*cking people." His suggestion was Motley Crue. I think the Onion did an excellent job depicting something similar.

12 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:21:03pm

re: #10 darthstar

Have you tried calling tech support?

Why would I call anyone? I am a IT professional, I'm well aware of the problem, it's a 6 year old computer and I'm running a wireless network card against slower DSL and I have 3 newer computers here that hog bandwidth.

The step-critters spend all their computer time watching videos, that manages to take up most of the bandwidth.

13 Cokezero  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:22:30pm

The Onion TV has been full of win recently.

14 metrolibertarian  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:22:48pm

"And then take off my motherfuckin pinky ring and my Bently and my brightling like like bo-bow wow said smokin it up the bretlang."

The scariest thing is my idiot friend Phil has Facebook statuses that read exactly the same as that shit.

15 darthstar  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:24:50pm

re: #12 Walter L. Newton

I assumed you were an IT professional. The link was an attempt at humor. Me, I'm just a glorified typist with 3 windows VMs and a linux one stuck in front of me right now...that said, I'm the one everyone in my family calls when there's a problem with their computer.

crap...machine #5 just finished rebooting...off to do some more typing.

16 Daniel Ballard  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 3:31:52pm

re: #8 Walter L. Newton

Hardwired is way better than wireless. i always plug in if I can rather than wifi. I have doubts about the dot N routers keeping up with simple wired ethernet.

17 bwrader  Tue, Dec 8, 2009 4:50:03pm

"DEA supplying Lil' Wayne with 8000 gallons of Purple Drank daily"

lmfao


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