Bachmann: ‘I’m a Lovable Little Fuzz Ball!’

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Weird • Thu Dec 10, 2009 at 11:01 am PST • Views: 239

Michele Bachmann (R-Mars) says she can’t understand why people dislike her so much — after all, she’s just “a lovable little fuzz ball.”

“I don’t know. I’m a lovable little fuzz ball!” said Bachmann. “I have no idea what they would have to fear. I guess you would have to ask them; they would have the better answer to your question. I am doing my job. That’s what I was elected to do. I don’t fear the left, and maybe that’s part of the loathing that they feel toward me. I’m not afraid to speak out on conservative positions and on issues. We’re a deep-blue state, we’re a strong liberal, Democrat state.”

Bachmann has previously wondered why Democrats don’t like her. We’ve collected some of the reasons — such as her having called for revolution against President Obama’s Marxist tyranny, and calling upon conservatives to slit their wrists and become blood brothers in the fight against the Democrats on health care, and many other examples.

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1 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:03:32am

Isn't this how Rush constantly describes himself? What's so great about being a fuzz ball?

2 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:03:32am

Like a ball of matted hair you pull from the shower drain.

3 Racer X  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:03:38am

Like navel lint?

4 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:04:28am

Michele Bachmann (R-Omicron Persei 8)

5 djughurknot  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:05:07am

She and her ilk are like tribbles.

6 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:05:13am

I used to have a cat that coughed up fuzz balls. The process was unsightly and the result wasn't pretty.

So I completely understand Bachmann's comparison.

7 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:05:16am

re: #3 Racer X

I was thinking more like a dust bunny.

8 thedopefishlives  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:05:34am

re: #4 Varek Raith

Michele Bachmann (R-Omicron Persei 8)

HOW DARE YOU! We, the people of Omicron Persei 8, refuse to acknowledge ownership of this mortal, and we will violently consume anyone who disagrees.

...She's with those crazies over on Omicron Persei 9.

9 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:06:50am

re: #1 bosforus

Isn't this how Rush constantly describes himself? What's so great about being a fuzz ball?

I was reading a housekeeping support website where a woman described screaming when she saw a totally unfamiliar fuzzy thing crawling across her floor, only to realize it was a silverfish dragging a dust bunny.

These are not terms you want political people using about themselves.

10 Soap_Man  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:15am
I’m not afraid to speak out on conservative positions and on issues.

And this goes right back to my comments from yesterday. Another messenger f'ing up the message. She doesn't represent "conservative positions", she represents conspiracy, paranoia and venom.

11 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:18am

re: #8 thedopefishlives

HOW DARE YOU! We, the people of Omicron Persei 8, refuse to acknowledge ownership of this mortal, and we will violently consume anyone who disagrees.

...She's with those crazies over on Omicron Persei 9.

With respect, your people wanted to destroy earth over a canceled 1000 year old tv show...;)

12 Big Steve  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:24am

riffing off the previous thread..."fuzzball"...isn't that sort of what a Wookie is?

13 Gus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:27am

re: #7 Jeff In Ohio

I was thinking more like a dust bunny.

And like all dust bunnies they need to be vacuumed away.

14 Izzyboy  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:29am

Sounds better when Rush says it.

15 Mich-again  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:07:41am

Well I went to Wikipedia to read up on fuzzballs. Hmm. maybe Bachman was right.

Quite unlike the view of a black hole as a singularity, a small fuzzball can be thought of as an extra-dense neutron star where its neutrons have decomposed, or “melted,” liberating the quarks (strings in string theory) comprising them. Accordingly, fuzzballs can be regarded as the most extreme form of degenerate matter.
16 djughurknot  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:08:15am

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Like a ball of matted hair you pull from the shower drain.

only from a dormitory drain.

17 thedopefishlives  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:08:24am

re: #11 Varek Raith

With respect, your people wanted to destroy earth over a canceled 1000 year old tv show...;)

Yeah, well, even that is more reasonable than the stuff that comes out of her mouth.

18 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:09:04am

re: #9 SanFranciscoZionist

Could've been worse for that lady. It could have been a house centipede with no dust bunny. Creepy things.

19 Big Steve  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:09:15am

re: #12 Big Steve

riffing off the previous thread..."fuzzball"...isn't that sort of what a Wookie is?

I was right...Hans Solo

20 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:09:44am

Wow. I think she may be genuinely crazy.

21 KenJen  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:09:59am

re: #15 Mich-again

I she was from outer space.

22 Sharmuta  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:10:34am

I wonder if her husband told her she was a fuzzball or if she came up with that on her own.

23 Mich-again  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:11:01am

re: #21 KenJen

I she was from outer space.

Can you verify she isn't? Has anyone seen her Earth Certificate?

24 KenJen  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:11:05am

re: #21 KenJen

I she was from outer space.

I knew she was from outer space.

25 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:11:29am

re: #9 SanFranciscoZionist

ps. my car still smells like in 'n out. :)

26 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:11:40am

re: #7 Jeff In Ohio

I was thinking more like a dust bunny.

Brit slang: "dust bunny"="slut wool".

27 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:12:53am

re: #25 bosforus

Thanks for making me hungry.


Mmm, double-double animal-style.

28 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:14:24am

re: #25 bosforus

ps. my car still smells like in 'n out. :)

If you would shell out the cash for a hotel room, you wouldn't have that problem and I'm sure the girl would appreciate it.

29 KenJen  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:15:50am

My Little Henry (avatar) is a lovable little fuzz ball. Michelle, not so much.

30 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:15:53am

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Okay, now I'm not hungry anymore.

31 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:15:58am

BB later this evening, got to go to the theatre and get ready for another wonderful evening of Christmas cheer... bah humbug... I'm the bastard that stole the Grinch...

32 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:16:28am

re: #30 Obdicut

Okay, now I'm not hungry anymore.

You check out that book I linked you?

33 Bloodnok  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:16:47am
Loveable little fuzz-ball

Certifiable might have been a better choice of adjective.

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:17:11am

Charles? I saw the (R-Mars)...

Can I use my Zionist Check to pay for a new monitor?

35 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:17:16am

Her brain may be a little fuzzball, but that's giving too much credit.

36 Haole  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:17:45am

Fuzzball...Dog whistle for racist.

37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:17:57am

re: #31 Walter L. Newton

"You're a bad banana with a (bomp bomp) greasy black peeeEEEeeel!"

38 Varek Raith  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:18:58am

re: #34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Charles? I saw the (R-Mars)...

Can I use my Zionist Check to pay for a new monitor?

He's also used, (R-Twilight Zn):)

39 Mich-again  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:19:29am

re: #31 Walter L. Newton

stink..stank...stunk..

40 darthstar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:19:40am

Bachmann is a bat-shit crazy fuzzball.

41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:19:48am

re: #38 Varek Raith

Hah!

42 Charles Johnson  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:20:02am

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:

@andrewbreitbart RE: @lizardoid. Following/Follow Ratio = 2% Sup with That? Self-involved?

They're saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I'm following myself, that means I'm "self-involved."

Really really reaching for the smear.

43 darthstar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:20:31am

re: #25 bosforus

ps. my car still smells like in 'n out. :)

I told you to get a room.
/

44 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:20:54am

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Obdicut's the one who likes it double-double animal style. Who knows what that car smells like after that.

45 Decatur Deb  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:21:07am

re: #31 Walter L. Newton

BB later this evening, got to go to the theatre and get ready for another wonderful evening of Christmas cheer... bah humbug... I'm the bastard that stole the Grinch...

Avoid the fantasy at all costs.

46 vxbush  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:21:18am

re: #42 Charles

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:

They're saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I'm following myself, that means I'm "self-involved."

Really really reaching for the smear.

Lame doesn't begin to describe that.

47 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:23:36am

re: #44 bosforus

Obdicut's the one who likes it double-double animal style. Who knows what that car smells like after that.

Got have have an SUV or a minivan with the fold down seats for that.

48 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:23:42am

re: #42 Charles

2% isn't a ratio; it's a percentage. 1:50 is a ratio.

49 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:24:00am

re: #42 Charles

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:


They're saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I'm following myself, that means I'm "self-involved."

Really really reaching for the smear.

Pathetic.

50 Spider Mensch  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:24:17am

somehow her quote got me thinking of Alex in Clockwork orange..."What you got back home little sister, to play yer fuzzy warbles on? " That and the posts above about "the old in out, in out"...ah the windmills of my mind...

51 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:24:36am

re: #48 bosforus

Math zings are so hard core.

52 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:24:36am

re: #32 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You check out that book I linked you?

Yes, I've read enough to know that the title is a lie.

I'm liking it a lot, but I want it in physical book form. I'm going to order it, or ask for it for Christmas.

53 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:25:36am

The only twitter I look at ...

Justin

"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants."

54 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:27:34am

re: #42 Charles

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:

They're saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I'm following myself, that means I'm "self-involved."

Really really reaching for the smear.

They get their news and personal affirmation from Twitter.

55 Cato the Elder  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:28:09am

I think she meant to say "hair ball".

Warning: You may not want to view the second image at full size.

56 vxbush  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:28:19am

re: #54 wrenchwench

They get their news and personal affirmation from Twitter.

And we complain about the TV media being driven by soundbites. Twitter makes it even worse. One of the reasons I don't like it.

57 KenJen  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:29:26am

re: #55 Cato the Elder

Yep. Thats her.

58 Cato the Elder  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:29:52am

re: #42 Charles

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:

They're saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I'm following myself, that means I'm "self-involved."

Really really reaching for the smear.

I thought the whole point about Twitter was to boast about how many followers you have?!

Breitbart der Seeräuber ist bloß neidisch.

59 McSpiff  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:30:06am

re: #55 Cato the Elder

I think she meant to say "hair ball".

Warning: You may not want to view the second image at full size.

You put the warning there very clearly, and I did it anyways, and I dont know why...

60 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:30:15am

re: #18 bosforus

Could've been worse for that lady. It could have been a house centipede with no dust bunny. Creepy things.

I always thought so too, but it turns out that they eat all of the smaller bugs. i still smash them when i see them, but with less bile now. enemy of my enemy...

61 lawhawk  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:30:26am

re: #56 vxbush

Twitter's utility is limited in that it works when you have a breaking crisis somewhere and need to get instant attention, but otherwise it is noisy and full of fury signifying not much.

62 Mich-again  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:31:01am

re: #61 lawhawk

What is the carbon footprint of Twitter?

63 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:31:42am

Good news for Obama: The right is gonna get crazier...
Exclusive Interview: Andrew Breitbart Announces Launch of New “Big” Sites

The newest site to join the Breitbart network is “Big Journalism,” which will launch in January of next year. His target is much bigger than HuffPo — or any other website for that matter. Breitbart is gunning for the institution of mainstream media, or what he calls “the Democratic-media complex.”
...
He plans, in the not-too-distant future, to unveil new sites as part of his “Big” network, including Big Education, Big Tolerance, Big Jerusalem, and Big Peace, among others. Each site will be a mix of aggregation and group blogging.
...
Big Tolerance:

The site “will be run by my own version of the rainbow coalition: black and Hispanic conservative libertarians, Jewish, gay conservatives and libertarians. Those who are viewed in multicultural realm as traitors to their race, sexual orientation, and other cultural Marxist categories are going to act together to hold accountable the Media Matters and Al Sharptons and Jesse Jacksons and left-of-center Human Rights Organizations — which means toeing the line on multiculturalism and knee-jerk liberalism. These people are not allowed another point of view, and if they ever voice one they are vilified mercilessly.”
...
Breitbart explains: “we aim to for a largely underserved audience who fiercely believe in free markets and don’t think Western Civilization sucks. If we aren’t 50% country of the country, we are damn near close. We are Tea Party-esque, with outraged Americans who have had it up to here with mainstream media.

64 Cato the Elder  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:32:17am

re: #62 Mich-again

What is the carbon footprint of Twitter?

What is Charles's carbon footprint per Twitter follower?

65 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:32:32am

Is this real?

GOP forming a counter-delegation at the UN

Don't I remember the GOP getting very very upset at Pelosi for doing something contrary to the administration's policy?

And a ray of hope in North Korea, in brighter news:

North Koreans Openly Protesting

66 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:32:34am

re: #56 vxbush

And we complain about the TV media being driven by soundbites. Twitter makes it even worse. One of the reasons I don't like it.

My attention span is becoming very short. Partly from work, where I have to shift gears every time the phone rings or a customer comes in, and partly from the internet, I think. I'm going to have to take up meditation or---hey, what's that over there?

/

67 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:32:44am

re: #52 Obdicut

Yes, I've read enough to know that the title is a lie.

I'm liking it a lot, but I want it in physical book form. I'm going to order it, or ask for it for Christmas.

Cool. The guy has a very distinctive writing style which I dont think a lot of people could pull off. I just reread it again, caught a few things I missed the first time around.

68 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:33:39am

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I reread books all the time. If I like it, it gets at least one reread.

Have you read Dan Simmons "Carrion Comfort"? Hands down my favorite horror book of all time.

69 freetoken  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:33:53am

re: #65 Obdicut

Yes, Inhofe is attempting to do anti-foreign-policy overseas... just like some of the politicians that the right-o-sphere loved to criticize over the recent years.

70 Nanook37  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:34:05am

I think she is more like "Happy Fun Ball" from the SNL commerical - just replace HFB with Michele Bachmann

This is a list of the warnings in the commercial:

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. (actually go ahead and taunt her...)

71 Cato the Elder  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:34:46am

re: #63 Killgore Trout

Breitbart explains: "we aim to for a largely underserved undeserved audience [...]"

FTFY, Andy.

72 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:35:29am

re: #68 Obdicut

I reread books all the time. If I like it, it gets at least one reread.

Have you read Dan Simmons "Carrion Comfort"? Hands down my favorite horror book of all time.

Can't say that I have. I'm in a holding pattern right now for picking anything up, waiting to see what Santa brings me.

73 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:37:16am

re: #72 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, he's a great horror writer and a great Sci-Fir writer, well worth checking out. His sci fi contains great horror elements, too.

74 SixDegrees  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:37:43am

re: #72 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Can't say that I have. I'm in a holding pattern right now for picking anything up, waiting to see what Santa brings me.

I'm hoping for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in my stocking this year.

75 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:37:52am

re: #65 Obdicut

That's really odd...

At least a half-dozen Republican senators and representatives are planning to head to Denmark next week, as part of the overall U.S. congressional delegation, which includes plenty of Democrats as well.

But the Republicans have a markedly different agenda.

"Truth squad," is how Sen. Jim Inhofe spokesman Matt Dempsey described the GOP team. He called the Democratic visitors to the conference the "doom squad."

Can they do that? They are there as invited members of the US delegation but their goal is to sabatage their own country's agenda. I guess it might cause to much of an outrage if Obama disinvited them.

76 lawhawk  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:38:57am

re: #62 Mich-again

The real question is what is the carbon footprint of a Christmas tree. The report argues that real trees are more environmentally friendly than the plastic ones.

77 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:39:02am

re: #73 Obdicut

Well, he's a great horror writer and a great Sci-Fir writer, well worth checking out. His sci fi contains great horror elements, too.

I'll put it on my 2010 list. What do you like about "John dies"? Dont know anyone else who has read it and curious for other peoples opinion.

78 MandyManners  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:39:13am

One of the American would-be Jihad Johnnies arrested in Pakistan is a dental student.

79 Soap_Man  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:39:17am

re: #75 Killgore Trout

That's really odd...

Can they do that? They are there as invited members of the US delegation but their goal is to sabatage their own country's agenda. I guess it might cause to much of an outrage if Obama disinvited them.

I guess "politics stops at water's edge" is an antiquated notion.

80 vxbush  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:39:42am

re: #74 SixDegrees

I'm hoping for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in my stocking this year.

Heh. I gotta admit, I'm starting to think I need to get a copy of that.

81 Conservative Moonbat  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:40:19am

re: #70 Nanook37

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture rapture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

FTFY

82 lawhawk  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:40:38am

re: #78 MandyManners

Much more on that story here.

83 Conservative Moonbat  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:41:43am

re: #81 Conservative Moonbat

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture rapture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

FTFY

Damn it, how do you get strikethrough to work on here?

84 badger1970  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:41:49am

re: #78 MandyManners

"Marathon Man"?

85 Obdicut  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:41:51am

re: #77 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Inventiveness, a strong sense of authorial voice, and the concept that anything could happen and that the narrator isn't going to be the source of revelation or final explanation; that I'll have to figure out the story as if I was a character, from bits and pieces.

86 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:42:00am

re: #79 Soap_Man

I guess "politics stops at water's edge" is an antiquated notion.

Sure looks like it. I suspect that Obama invited them and expects them to embarrass themselves without disrupting business.

87 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:42:05am

re: #76 lawhawk

The real question is what is the carbon footprint of a Christmas tree. The report argues that real trees are more environmentally friendly than the plastic ones.

not surprising; the real ones are farmed. so they aren't depleting the world's supply of trees, and they biodegrade wonderfully when discarded.

worked on a friend's tree farm one summer when younger. turns out that wasps (yellow jackets, especially) looove tree farms.

88 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:42:24am

re: #84 badger1970

"Marathon Man"?

Unfortunately, it isn't safe.

89 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:43:03am

re: #80 vxbush

Heh. I gotta admit, I'm starting to think I need to get a copy of that.

Dont miss "Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters" as well.

90 badger1970  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:43:08am

re: #74 SixDegrees

The Scholastic Book Fair is here at the middle school. Zombies are in, vampires and werewolves are out.

91 wrenchwench  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:43:44am

re: #63 Killgore Trout

Good news for Obama: The right is gonna get crazier...
Exclusive Interview: Andrew Breitbart Announces Launch of New “Big” Sites

I can't wait for the yet to be revealed "Big Tolerance".

The site “will be run by my own version of the rainbow coalition: black and Hispanic conservative libertarians, Jewish, gay conservatives and libertarians. Those who are viewed in multicultural realm as traitors to their race, sexual orientation, and other cultural Marxist categories are going to act together to hold accountable the Media Matters and Al Sharptons and Jesse Jacksons and left-of-center Human Rights Organizations — which means toeing the line on multiculturalism and knee-jerk liberalism. These people are not allowed another point of view, and if they ever voice one they are vilified mercilessly.”

Race is a Marxist category? Who knew?

92 bosforus  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:44:04am

re: #78 MandyManners

One of the American would-be Jihad Johnnies arrested in Pakistan is a dental student.

And you're an anti-dentite!

93 Killgore Trout  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:45:45am

re: #91 wrenchwench

I can't wait for the yet to be revealed "Big Tolerance".


yeah, I think that's going to be the best one. Ethnic white supremacist bloggers like michelle Malkin will be tough to find but they are out there.

94 Pawn of the Oppressor  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:46:40am

She's nuts, but I maintain that she's Milfy. I'd play "Congresswoman and Lobbyist" with her any day.

95 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:47:30am

re: #78 MandyManners

One of the American would-be Jihad Johnnies arrested in Pakistan is a dental student.

Are you some kind of anti-Dentite?!

96 ignoranceisfatal  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:47:42am

re: #83 Conservative Moonbat

Damn it, how do you get strikethrough to work on here?

"Rupture rapture" - next year's hottest Christmas toy!

97 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:47:49am

re: #85 Obdicut

Inventiveness, a strong sense of authorial voice, and the concept that anything could happen and that the narrator isn't going to be the source of revelation or final explanation; that I'll have to figure out the story as if I was a character, from bits and pieces.

I think the narrator's vision of himself is one of the strongest points of the story. He has a very deprecating view of himself and its really only the actions of his friends and those around him that you can see parts of him that he misses. I dont know how far you've gotten, but I have a theory about one of the key events which happens later and how it affects him. Wanted to see if it makes sense to anyone else.

98 Nadnerb  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:49:38am

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

Milfy?!? I'm sorry, but I must downding.

99 Cato the Elder  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:50:35am

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

I doubt she plays for free.

100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:51:34am

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

Oh, that was harmless...

101 recusancy  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:52:24am

re: #95 Mad Al-Jaffee

Are you some kind of anti-Dentite?!

Don't make that pro dentite Orly come after you and your nirf certifikit.

102 Mich-again  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:52:56am

re: #76 lawhawk

The real question is what is the carbon footprint of a Christmas tree. The report argues that real trees are more environmentally friendly than the plastic ones.

Not an option here. Tried one a few years back and the dog kept peeing on it.

103 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 12:13:18pm

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Like a ball of matted hair you pull from the shower drain.

Aren't those great?

104 Kragar  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 12:16:01pm

re: #103 Spare O'Lake

Aren't those great?

Crunchy, yet with a chewy center.

105 Slap  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 12:27:38pm

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Testicles the world over are shuddering at the comparison. Expect a sac-action lawsuit, soon. Balls got pride!

106 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 3:06:00pm

re: #4 Varek Raith

Michele Bachmann (R-Z'ha'dum)


(surely, ed.)

107 Kruk  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 4:34:59pm

re: #106 wozzablog

Michele Bachmann (R-Z'ha'dum)

(surely, ed.)

Get out of our Galaxy!

108 ThomasLite  Thu, Dec 10, 2009 5:25:08pm

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

She's nuts, but I maintain that she's Milfy. I'd play "Congresswoman and Lobbyist" with her any day.

what the... well to each his own, I suppose.


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