Remember Conservapedia’s New and Improved Non-Commie Bible? The new translation of the Bible that’s going to remove all those commie concepts like “forgiveness” and “volunteering,” and produce a book that red-blooded conservatives won’t have to be ashamed to read to their home-schooled children?

Here’s Stephen Colbert interviewing the founder of Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly (son of hard right anti-feminist Phyllis Schlafly), and twisting him into an illogical religious fanatic pretzel. It’s almost painful to watch.

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(Hat tip: E. D. Kain.)

UPDATE at 12/10/09 2:19:02 pm:

And if you have a few brain cells you don’t mind losing (due to exposure to hazardous quantities of stupid), check out this page at Conservapedia, in which Andy Schlafly denies the existence of black holes — because they’re not mentioned in the Bible: Talk:Black hole - Conservapedia.