Onion: Final Season of ‘Lost’ Promises to Make Fans Insufferable

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1 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:33:18pm

Paging Walter, Paging Mr. Walter, please pick up a white courtesy phone.

2 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:33:31pm

Simply... Beautiful.

I hate Lost.

3 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:33:56pm

re: #2 windsagio

Simply... Beautiful.

I hate Lost.

Rut roh!

4 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:33:58pm

I've never gotten the "Lost" phenomenon. It's like "Twin Peaks" without the humor.

5 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:35:05pm

Spoiler: EVERYBODY DIES.

/ :D

6 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:39:22pm

re: #4 Cato the Elder

Hey! If we confuse everybody and pretend it means something, we'll get a cult following!!

re: #3 Varek Raith

err, does somebody like Lost alot? >> if so "Ruh Roh" indeed!

7 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:40:58pm

re: #1 Floral Giraffe

Paging Walter, Paging Mr. Walter, please pick up a white courtesy phone.

I have no doubt that Walter will be most displeased with The Onion after this vid.

8 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:41:48pm

Good evening Lizardi! Some decent Q for dinner and now a nice Ardbeg 10 for dessert. Rough week in the workplace, but it's a lovely Friday night in Austin.

9 Cheechako  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:42:22pm

re: #7 Dark_Falcon

I have no doubt that Walter will be most displeased with The Onion after this vid.


And we will definatly hear about it.

10 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:42:37pm

re: #7 Dark_Falcon

I have no doubt that Walter will be most displeased with The Onion after this vid.

Self-fulfilling prophecy?

11 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:43:09pm

re: #4 Cato the Elder

I've never gotten the "Lost" phenomenon. It's like "Twin Peaks" without the humor.

It is very much like Twin Peaks only slightly easier to follow. Twin Peaks eventually just went off the rails and nobody could follow it anymore. If the internet had been around in those days people might have been able to figure it out.

12 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:43:15pm

re: #7 Dark_Falcon

Nah, he found it funny when it was linked before. I am a big fan, and I also found this funny.

I don't talk about the show with folks, though. Not even here, really. Mostly because I don't want to hear any spoilers, but also because I don't want to be "that guy". I hate "that guy".

13 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:43:30pm

re: #5 laZardo

Or, everyone lives and no one ever died because it was all in Hugo's head///

I've gone between being a big fan to being indifferent, to seeing this thing out and figuring out how they're going to wrap everything up.

14 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:43:52pm

have not seen 'Lost'...don't plan to

15 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:44:01pm

re: #8 austin_blue

Good evening Lizardi! Some decent Q for dinner and now a nice Ardbeg 10 for dessert. Rough week in the workplace, but it's a lovely Friday night in Austin.

Same here. Some hard days, but the sales have been good. I'm not working till Monday, and tomorrow I'm going up to Fond du Lac for a game.

16 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:44:46pm

re: #12 Slumbering Behemoth

NOBODY wants to be "That Guy".

17 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:45:24pm

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

Same here. Some hard days, but the sales have been good. I'm not working till Monday, and tomorrow I'm going up to Fond du Lac for a game.

Hockey, euchre, or cribbage??

18 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:46:05pm

who cares?...it's not real, it's not football...TV freaks are as entertaining as the shows they love so much tho

19 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:46:45pm

re: #17 austin_blue

Hockey, euchre, or cribbage??

Battletech. We'll be using air support tomorrow, so I'm putting in a FLaK Mech.

20 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:47:34pm

Rawhide was pretty good tho

21 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:48:19pm

I watched maybe two episodes from the first season. It had a lot to do with my giving up on teevee altogether.

22 lawrior  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:48:25pm

Now see here! Some of us resemble that remark.

And we don't need to be friends with you non-Losties. There are quite enough of us to carry on a decent conversation about the island, Jacob, Hugo, Locke, time travel, rabbits, or anything else that we experience in our daily lives that just happens to be reflected on abc every Tuesday from 9-10pm.

So there.

23 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:49:08pm

re: #19 Dark_Falcon

Battletech. We'll be using air support tomorrow, so I'm putting in a FLaK Mech.

Ah, chemin de fer.

24 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:50:33pm

re: #19 Dark_Falcon

Battletech. We'll be using air support tomorrow, so I'm putting in a FLaK Mech.

That's cool. Not my deal, but I'm an old fart. When I was a younger man, we played Avalon Hill board games. Midway, Gettysburg, it was a hoot.

25 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:53:43pm

re: #23 laZardo

Ah, chemin de fer.

Translation?

26 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:58:19pm

re: #25 Dark_Falcon

Translation?

Variation on baccarat. OO7 loved it.

27 prairiefire  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:59:02pm

Walter, are you listening/reading ?

28 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:59:32pm

re: #25 Dark_Falcon

Translation?

What #25 said.

29 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:59:38pm

re: #18 albusteve


who cares?...it's not real

Not real? F-u-u-u-u-c-k. My whole world is falling apart.

30 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 7:59:39pm

re: #28 laZardo

What #25 said.

PIMF #26.

31 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:01:41pm

re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth

Not real? F-u-u-u-u-c-k. My whole world is falling apart.

I won't comment on that

32 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:01:45pm

re: #25 Dark_Falcon

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Just for you!

33 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:04:34pm

re: #31 albusteve

I won't comment on that

This reply is left intentionally blank.

34 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:04:51pm

re: #26 austin_blue

Variation on baccarat. OO7 loved it.

re: #32 Floral Giraffe

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Just for you!

Thank you!

35 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:05:08pm

Seinfelt passed me by...I have no regrets...
Lost passed me by and I still have no regrets...
American Idol passed me by...same result
this stuff is pure mind rot

36 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:08:22pm

re: #35 albusteve

Seinfelt passed me by...I have no regrets...
Lost passed me by and I still have no regrets...
American Idol passed me by...same result
this stuff is pure mind rot

At some point you have to give up trying to keep up or you'll spend the rest of your life losing ground.

37 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:08:41pm

Clooney's on CNN.

*swoon*

38 avanti  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:10:15pm

re: #4 Cato the Elder

I've never gotten the "Lost" phenomenon. It's like "Twin Peaks" without the humor.

I was totally into Twin peaks, we had the parties with the apple pie, the log and the rest, silly really, but fun.

39 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:10:30pm

re: #14 albusteve

have not seen 'Lost'...don't plan to

ditto

40 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:10:34pm

re: #37 MandyManners

Clooney's on CNN.

*swoon*

Cloney can kiss my lily white ass

41 avanti  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:11:27pm

re: #36 Cato the Elder

At some point you have to give up trying to keep up or you'll spend the rest of your life losing ground.

I can watch Seinfeld reruns about a dozen times and still laugh.

42 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:11:39pm

re: #38 avanti

I was totally into Twin peaks, we had the parties with the apple pie, the log and the rest, silly really, but fun.

I'm not surprised...you probably wept like a baby at the end of 'Friends'

43 recusancy  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:11:41pm

re: #40 albusteve

Cloney can kiss my lily white ass

Yeah. Screw him trying to help the people of Haiti.

44 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:11:43pm

re: #20 albusteve

Rawhide was pretty good tho

Who was that guy playing Rowdy anyway?

45 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:13:22pm

re: #43 recusancy

Yeah. Screw him trying to help the people of Haiti.

how can he help Haiti any more than you can?...because he attracts droolists?

46 Mich-again  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:13:36pm

The next episode of Lost that I watch will be my first. Whats it about? Can anyone bring me up to speed?
/

47 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:13:53pm

re: #40 albusteve

re: #42 albusteve

Heh. You should try eating your Wheaties with milk, rather than piss. Might improve your mood.

48 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:13:59pm

Speaking of television,..

A Venezuelan TV channel that takes a critical line against Hugo Chavez could be forced off cable if it doesn't carry mandatory government programming including some of the president's speeches, a lawyer for the channel said Friday.

The government forced Radio Caracas Television, or RCTV, off the open airwaves in 2007 by refusing to renew its broadcast license, and the channel subsequently moved to cable under the name Radio Caracas Television International.

Venezuela's telecommunications agency said Thursday that two dozen local cable channels including RCTV must carry government programming when deemed mandatory, just like broadcast channels already do. Chavez often uses the measure — referred to as a "national network" — to have his speeches shown in full on all TV channels and radio stations.

RCTV lawyer Oswaldo Quintana said cable providers were told by the telecommunications agency the if RCTV doesn't carry the next mandatory programming segment, "they would have to take us off the air."

SNIP

49 recusancy  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:00pm

re: #45 albusteve

how can he help Haiti any more than you can?...because he attracts droolists?

Because he put together the fund raiser that was broadcast across the globe tonight.

50 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:01pm

re: #42 albusteve

I'm not surprised...you probably wept like a baby at the end of 'Friends'

I never liked Friends but I've always referred to a lot of movies with Friends-style episode titles.

e.g. Phone Booth: "The one where Jack Bauer snaps"

51 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:16pm

re: #44 BruceKelly

Who was that guy playing Rowdy anyway?

Harry Callahan

52 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:34pm

Lord, Steves meds need to be adjusted or something.

53 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:38pm

re: #40 albusteve

Cloney can kiss my lily white ass

In bed.

54 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:14:51pm

re: #47 Slumbering Behemoth

re: #42 albusteve

Heh. You should try eating your Wheaties with milk, rather than piss. Might improve your mood.

yuck!...what a thing to say

55 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:15:31pm

re: #42 albusteve

I'm not surprised...you probably wept like a baby at the end of 'Friends'

Hey now "Friends" was for people without friends, I miss those guys.

56 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:15:59pm

re: #52 windsagio

I hope you're joking.

57 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:16:10pm

re: #52 windsagio

Lord, Steves meds need to be adjusted or something.

I don't take the brown acid

58 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:16:16pm

re: #45 albusteve

how can he help Haiti any more than you can?...because he attracts droolists?

Yep.

59 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:17:14pm

re: #56 Dark_Falcon

No, I know him personally, he's a client of mine, and I'm breaking a TON of federal laws by talking about his treatment regimen :p


/I'm just sayin' he's unusually hostile tonight >>

60 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:17:49pm

re: #58 BruceKelly

Yep.

"There's a droolist born every minute." - Bailey, before being hijacked by Barnum

61 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:17:59pm

typical rudenessre: #56 Dark_Falcon

I hope you're joking.

typical...gotta be personally rude

62 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:18:00pm

re: #53 MandyManners

In bed.

Damn, and I just got the cat dried off.

63 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:19:24pm

re: #54 albusteve

Really? Worse than the image of Clooney kissing your white ass? Larry Flint may be a scumbag, but even he wouldn't make that kind of film.

64 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:19:35pm

re: #58 BruceKelly

Yep.

I don't think so...has there been some study?...Americans won't respond unless Cloney goes on TV?

65 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:20:22pm

re: #63 Slumbering Behemoth

Really? Worse than the image of Clooney kissing your white ass? Larry Flint may be a scumbag, but even he wouldn't make that kind of film.

heh...I coulda been somebody!

66 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:20:30pm

re: #61 albusteve

typical rudeness

typical...gotta be personally rude

White Steve- you are being just a tad curmudgeonly tonight. Channeling your inner Mencken?

67 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:21:21pm

re: #52 windsagio

It's his thing. Engage or ignore. Just don't take it seriously.

68 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:22:09pm

re: #61 albusteve

typical rudeness

typical...gotta be personally rude

Was it I you think was being rude?

69 recusancy  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:22:29pm

re: #66 austin_blue

White Steve- you are being just a tad curmudgeonly tonight. Channeling your inner Mencken?

hehe... I think the Albu stands for Albuquerque

70 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:22:51pm

re: #67 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh believe me, I know. I was just ribbing him about it, then had to clarify for DF :p

71 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:22:56pm

re: #66 austin_blue

White Steve- you are being just a tad curmudgeonly tonight. Channeling your inner Mencken?

okay...I'll give Cloney a break because of circumstances...I would hope that people would respond with donations in spite of him on television...maybe I have more faith in the people than you do

72 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:23:56pm

re: #68 Dark_Falcon

Was it I you think was being rude?

no, bad foo

73 recusancy  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:23:58pm

re: #71 albusteve

okay...I'll give Cloney a break because of circumstances...I would hope that people would respond with donations in spite of him on television...maybe I have more faith in the people than you do

He didn't show up on tv until after the program on cnn. Unless I missed him. But either way. He's just one of like 50 or so artists that were on.

74 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:24:37pm

re: #69 recusancy

hehe... I think the Albu stands for Albuquerque

I took a left...heh...here I am

75 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:24:55pm

re: #64 albusteve

I don't think so...has there been some study?...Americans won't respond unless Cloney goes on TV?

Let's not go to extremes, of course they will and I didn't say or even imply otherwise.

Cameras follow him. He's done a lot of work in Africa too.

76 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:25:22pm

re: #73 recusancy

He didn't show up on tv until after the program on cnn. Unless I missed him. But either way. He's just one of like 50 or so artists that were on.

I'm pissed nobody invited me...sorry

77 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:25:55pm

re: #75 BruceKelly

Let's not go to extremes, of course they will and I didn't say or even imply otherwise.

Cameras follow him. He's done a lot of work in Africa too.

like what...dig wells?

78 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:25:56pm

re: #71 albusteve

This still doesn't address the root cause of your anal/oral fantasy re: Clooney. Now that I think of it, that's a blessing. Forget I mentioned it.

79 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:27:07pm

re: #71 albusteve

okay...I'll give Cloney a break because of circumstances...I would hope that people would respond with donations in spite of him on television...maybe I have more faith in the people than you do

Hey, the Red Cross has received over $22 million at $10 a pop. I have *huge* faith in the goodness of the American people. I've drooped a Franklin to them myself. Other good ones are the Salvation Army and OxFam.

No scams, real boots and aid on the ground

80 Mich-again  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:28:15pm

The last Conan show is coming on. I'm going to hate to see him go. He is the best since Johnny.

I hope Leno's show goes down in a heap.

81 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:28:51pm

re: #79 austin_blue

Hey, the Red Cross has received over $22 million at $10 a pop. I have *huge* faith in the goodness of the American people. I've drooped a Franklin to them myself. Other good ones are the Salvation Army and OxFam.

No scams, real boots and aid on the ground

so do I...the RC got my money...I don't need no stinkin Hollywad actor to inspire me to be generous...that's my point

82 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:29:39pm

re: #76 albusteve

I'm pissed nobody invited me...sorry

Aww... I'll invite you to speak at my next gala benefit. It's about supplying booze, hookers, and cigars to the needy... namely me. Don't worry, I'll share the proceeds with ya.

83 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:29:59pm

re: #80 Mich-again

The last Conan show is coming on. I'm going to hate to see him go. He is the best since Johnny.

I hope Leno's show goes down in a heap.

He did at 9:00 CST. Hence his return to 10:30. Conan got $13 Million for his staff as part of the divorce. Good for him.

84 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:30:31pm

re: #82 Slumbering Behemoth

Aww... I'll invite you to speak at my next gala benefit. It's about supplying booze, hookers, and cigars to the needy... namely me. Don't worry, I'll share the proceeds with ya.

I'd love to crash a gala...I'm in

85 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:30:51pm

re: #77 albusteve

like what...dig wells?

He went to Africa, cameras followed. Droolist saw hungry Africans and donated their droolist money for hunger relief.

You (seem) like a smart guy, surely you know how this drool works.

86 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:31:08pm

re: #80 Mich-again

The last Conan show is coming on. I'm going to hate to see him go. He is the best since Johnny.

I hope Leno's show goes down in a heap.

NBC deserves to have that happen. Their latest round of Late Night Wars consisted mostly of NBC falling off the top of the Stupid Tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

87 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:31:32pm

re: #85 BruceKelly

He went to Africa, cameras followed. Droolist saw hungry Africans and donated their droolist money for hunger relief.

You (seem) like a smart guy, surely you know how this drool works.

What are Droolists?

88 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:31:34pm

re: #85 BruceKelly

He went to Africa, cameras followed. Droolist saw hungry Africans and donated their droolist money for hunger relief.

You (seem) like a smart guy, surely you know how this drool works.

I do...that's the point

89 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:32:42pm

re: #80 Mich-again

The last Conan show is coming on. I'm going to hate to see him go. He is the best since Johnny.

It took me a while to come around to Conan but I've become a fan.

90 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:33:04pm

re: #81 albusteve

so do I...the RC got my money...I don't need no stinkin Hollywad actor to inspire me to be generous...that's my point

But you have a good heart by nature. Others need a push, sad to say. Puzzling but true. If he squeezes another $1 million out of people who would not have otherwise given, he is doing the world a favor.

91 Virginia Plain  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:34:23pm

Just made a donation to the International Medical Corps. I found out one of the doctors I work for headed out to Haiti with this group. It's not the first time he has volunteered his services too.

Dr. Crawford, this one is for you and everyone else giving their time to help those who desperately need care.

92 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:34:36pm

re: #5 laZardo

Spoiler: EVERYBODY DIES.

/ :D

Damn it, the next thing I know you'll tell me that in Titanic the ship sinks!

93 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:34:41pm

re: #90 austin_blue

But you have a good heart by nature. Others need a push, sad to say. Puzzling but true. If he squeezes another $1 million out of people who would not have otherwise given, he is doing the world a favor.

George 'the Pusher' Clooney...I'm good with that now

94 Mich-again  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:35:09pm

re: #89 BruceKelly

It took me a while to come around to Conan but I've become a fan.


I became a big fan the last few months.

95 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:35:41pm

re: #84 albusteve

I'd love to crash a gala...I'm in

Crash my ass, you're a guest speaker. Bring herb. And booze. And hookers. And cigars. On second thought, forget the gala. Let's kill Vegas.

96 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:35:53pm

re: #87 Dark_Falcon

What are Droolists?

mindless people that wear diapers and vote for BO?

97 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:36:04pm

re: #88 albusteve

I do...that's the point

So, you're not a droolist, congratulations.

98 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:36:58pm

re: #96 albusteve

mindless people that wear diapers and vote for BO?

I love it!

99 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:36:59pm

re: #95 Slumbering Behemoth

Crash my ass, you're a guest speaker. Bring herb. And booze. And hookers. And cigars. On second thought, forget the gala. Let's kill Vegas.

I'm most excellent with that...just remember, I cannot be left unsupervised

100 prairiefire  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:37:29pm

You guys, Iceweasel just announced on another thread that Charles is engaged.

101 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:37:49pm

re: #97 BruceKelly

So, you're not a droolist, congratulations.

thanks, but it's not that hard...you can do it

102 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:38:17pm

re: #87 Dark_Falcon

What are Droolists?

It's a term albusteve coined for people that drool over celebrities. Albusteve is not a droolist.

103 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:38:40pm

re: #100 prairiefire

You guys, Iceweasel just announced on another thread that Charles is engaged.

Oh great. Now this site is doomed.

/

104 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:38:45pm

re: #100 prairiefire

You guys, Iceweasel just announced on another thread that Charles is engaged.

Well! But what should i get a Lizard that has everything?

105 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:39:06pm

re: #103 laZardo

Oh great. Now this site is doomed.

/

chicks will ruin everything!

106 prairiefire  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:39:11pm

"For whom does the paper boy Toll" #164!

107 prairiefire  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:39:52pm

re: #104 SteveC

I sent him a cyber Welsh Love Spoon (nothing).

108 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:40:26pm
109 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:40:36pm

re: #103 laZardo

Oh great. Now this site is doomed.

/

Stinky will be moving out to the Guest Bunker, and he'll have to pick up his socks.

So will Charles.

The Hamsters will have to start wearing diapers.

This may not end well.

110 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:40:36pm

re: #104 SteveC

Well! But what should i get a Lizard that has everything?

Bring him the Keyboard of Rodan the Troll King.

/Entirely kidding. No actual advocacy of theft was intended.

111 recusancy  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:40:45pm

re: #108 Greg T

LOL

112 laZardo  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:42:12pm

In the meantime, I just got an e-mail from Microsoft congratulating me on using Hotmail for 10(!) years.

113 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:42:44pm

re: #96 albusteve

mindless people that wear diapers and vote for BO?

On the other hand, it could be Pat Robertson zombies who agree the earthquake was divine retribution for the Haitians making a pact with Satan before the slave revolt starting in 1791.

Of course, that is rather insulting to God, in as much as he didn't notice for 219 years.

114 BruceKelly  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:42:54pm

re: #101 albusteve

thanks, but it's not that hard...you can do it

Ha! I don't even own a TV.

115 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:43:36pm

re: #99 albusteve

I'm most excellent with that...just remember, I cannot be left unsupervised

I'm not the boss of you, that's way above my pay grade. Just don't get us into any fights with biker gangs, and if you want to get sprung from jail, leave enough cash for bail in the hotel safe. I'm both cash poor and callous.

116 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:44:07pm

re: #108 Greg T

"Greg T is trollin,
He's hatin'.
He hopes we don't see,
That he's a butthurt loser!

That he's a butthurt loser!
That he's a butthurt loser!

He ass hurts so bad,
'Cause Stinky kicked it!
And we all know,
That he's a butthurt flouncer!

That he's a butthurt flouncer!
That he's a butthurt flouncer!

117 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:44:31pm

re: #113 austin_blue

On the other hand, it could be Pat Robertson zombies who agree the earthquake was divine retribution for the Haitians making a pact with Satan before the slave revolt starting in 1791.

Of course, that is rather insulting to God, in as much as he didn't notice for 219 years.

droolers are everywhere...they are not bounded by politics...watch you back

118 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:44:42pm

My down-ding button's missing. I can still down-ding when I place my cursor over it.

119 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:15pm

re: #108 Greg T

No. of comments posted: 1

You've never commented here, or can you not count?

//Should we troll-a-que him when he's this young? He's awful small...

120 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:17pm

re: #108 Greg T

A while? How about never? Oh, shit, another sock just went missing...

121 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:29pm

re: #115 Slumbering Behemoth

I'm not the boss of you, that's way above my pay grade. Just don't get us into any fights with biker gangs, and if you want to get sprung from jail, leave enough cash for bail in the hotel safe. I'm both cash poor and callous.

I got it covered...cash rules bro

122 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:37pm

re: #108 Greg T

You've never commented here, asshole.

Karma: -9
Registered since: Sep 11, 2005 at 4:04 pm
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123 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:42pm

re: #119 SteveC

You've never commented here, or can you not count?

//Should we troll-a-que him when he's this young? He's awful small...

Too late. Already gone.

124 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:45:45pm

re: #108 Greg T

Smiling happy person, are you?
Don't let the door hit you,
where the good Lord split you!

125 prairiefire  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:46:28pm

re: #115 Slumbering Behemoth

Cash pour and callous. Definitely a good lyric line.

126 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:46:32pm

re: #108 Greg T

Clever. An understudy of Bevis & Butthead, I presume?

127 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:46:36pm

re: #117 albusteve

droolers are everywhere...they are not bounded by politics...watch you back

No haps, my man.

128 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:46:50pm

re: #123 Unakite

Too late. Already gone.

I was busy fumbling with my zipper and missed it...oh well

129 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:46:54pm

re: #126 Slumbering Behemoth

Clever. An understudy of Bevis & Butthead, I presume?

More like offspring.

130 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:47:21pm

re: #123 Unakite

Too late. Already gone.

No, I got the carcass. Too small to grill so I put him in the Flounceapult. Fire One!

131 Bagua  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:47:22pm

re: #52 windsagio

Lord, Steves meds need to be adjusted or something.

You may be unaware of how cruel a statement you just made?

132 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:47:23pm
133 Gus  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:48:11pm

Braunsdorf Insurance Group?

134 Bagua  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:48:30pm

re: #118 MandyManners

My down-ding button's missing. I can still down-ding when I place my cursor over it.

I had a similar problem but viagra fixed it.

135 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:12pm

re: #125 prairiefire

Cash pour and callous. Definitely a good lyric line.

Cash pour and callous
loaded up and truckin'!
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm east bound
just watch ol' Bandit run!

136 albusteve  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:13pm

C'mon George...
let's go hear some music

137 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:19pm

re: #132 Greg T

Go back to the stalker blog, troll.

138 Bagua  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:28pm

re: #132 Greg T

A "Lost Fanboy" flounce. That is originator. I like the show too, but hey...

139 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:44pm

Damn, showed up and gone again! I thought he was in the fire pit. :)

140 Gus  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:49:46pm

Delete that please Charles. #133

141 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:50:18pm

re: #134 Bagua

I had a similar problem but viagra fixed it.

I thought that was the up-dinger.

142 Mich-again  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:50:43pm

re: #100 prairiefire

You guys, Iceweasel just announced on another thread that Charles is engaged.

That detail is in the NYT article Charles linked to..

143 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:51:05pm

re: #130 Dark_Falcon

No, I got the carcass. Too small to grill so I put him in the Flounceapult. Fire One!

Flouncepult. That's what I meant.

144 Bagua  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:51:17pm

re: #141 MandyManners

I thought that was the up-dinger.

Bi-directional.

145 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:51:24pm

re: #121 albusteve

Cool beans. In that case, if I end up on the wrong side of the bars, it's your choice. I won't hold a grudge if you don't bail me out, but you better have a good hooker story to tell.

146 Gus  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:52:12pm

If Jonathan Dee saw that he would say he was deleted and blocked for no reason.

147 MandyManners  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:52:35pm

re: #144 Bagua

Bi-directional.

Yet another deviated prevert.

148 Mich-again  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:53:21pm

Will Ferrell is going to be a guest on Conan. On the very first show 7 months ago Ferrell told Conan that NBC was going to cancel him within a year. Ha.

149 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:53:32pm

re: #130 Dark_Falcon

No, I got the carcass. Too small to grill so I put him in the Flounceapult. Fire One!

Firing One! Number one fired electrically, Cap'n!

150 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:55:47pm

re: #147 MandyManners

Face it, Mandy. Us deviants are everywhere. If you go into your bathroom, you may even see one just in front of your medicine cabinet.

Bwahahaha!

151 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:55:48pm

re: #149 SteveC

Firing One! Number one fired electrically, Cap'n!

Reload, with an acoustic homing torpedo.

(Those homing in on ranting trolls and sink their accounts.)

152 windsagio  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:56:01pm

re: #131 Bagua

Eeh, its an old healthcare joke.

153 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:57:42pm

re: #149 SteveC

Firing One! Number one fired electrically, Cap'n!

Make sure it works this time.

154 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:58:52pm

re: #148 Mich-again

Will Ferrell is going to be a guest on Conan. On the very first show 7 months ago Ferrell told Conan that NBC was going to cancel him within a year. Ha.

I would have looked at Ferrell and said "You just ruined Land of the Lost, which wasn't that good to begin with. What the hell do you know?"

... and NBC would have give me and my staff $1.42 and revoked my parking pass.

155 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:59:01pm

re: #150 Slumbering Behemoth

Face it, Mandy. Us deviants are everywhere. If you go into your bathroom, you may even see one just in front of your medicine cabinet.

Bwahahaha!

She didn't say deviant, she said deviated. I figured that meant the prevert got lost somehow.

156 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:59:46pm

re: #153 Unakite

Make sure it works this time.

*Pulls dud torpedo out of tube and bangs on it with hammer*

157 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 8:59:53pm

re: #154 SteveC

I would have looked at Ferrell and said "You just ruined Land of the Lost, which wasn't that good to begin with. What the hell do you know?"

... and NBC would have give me and my staff $1.42 and revoked my parking pass.

$13 million he got for his staff. No small beer.

158 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:01:12pm

re: #157 austin_blue

$13 million he got for his staff. No small beer.

And beat NBC like a bass drum! :)

159 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:01:41pm

re: #156 SteveC

*Pulls dud torpedo out of tube and bangs on it with hammer*

Reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon when the gremlin is banging on the bomb with a hammer (not dating myself, am I?).

160 austin_blue  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:02:18pm

re: #158 SteveC

And beat NBC like a bass drum! :)

Contracts will do that. God bless unions.

161 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:02:28pm

re: #155 Unakite

Strayed from the proper path of perfect perversion? Haven't we all?

162 SteveC  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:05:21pm

re: #159 Unakite

Reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon when the gremlin is banging on the bomb with a hammer (not dating myself, am I?).

Overture!
Curtain, lights!
This is it!
The night of nights!
No more rehearsing and nursing of parts,
we know every part by heart!
Overture!
Curtain, lights!
This is it!
We'll hit the heights!
And Oh what heights we'll hit!
On with the show this is it!

/No, not dating yourself at all!

163 Bagua  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:11:29pm

re: #152 windsagio

Eeh, its an old healthcare joke.

I know, which is why I said you may be unaware that you were addressing that comment to someone battling a serious medical condition.

164 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:11:39pm

re: #162 SteveC

No, not dating yourself at all!

Dating yourself?

So that's what you kids are calling it these days.

165 Unakite  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:12:12pm

re: #161 Slumbering Behemoth

Strayed from the proper path of perfect perversion? Haven't we all?

Yes, unfortunately. But it's not destination, it's the journey!

166 What, me worry?  Fri, Jan 22, 2010 9:26:26pm

re: #162 SteveC

I always thought it was "Turn the lights." :)

167 rexmundi  Sat, Jan 23, 2010 9:31:01pm

I'm only on season 1, episode 15, but I have 5 seasons to check out on DVD, or hand back in if I don't think it's worth the time.

So far? I'm pretty sure that Lost is a bit overrated, but for television, it's not too bad...but I'm more interested in Sons of Anarchy, myself.


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