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1 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:50:28am

The most succinct, to the point spin I heard on the whole speech was NPR, where I was listening to the speech, a reporter summed it up by calling Obama a "A Fighting Conciliator."

That hurt my head.

2 Sergeant Major  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:51:25am

OT: Roeder convicted after just 37 minutes....this is why I have faith in our justice system.

3 tradewind  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:54:45am

'.... This guy's one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy'
Priceless.

4 vxbush  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:55:17am

I'm not getting any video....

5 wrenchwench  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:55:59am

Stewart's the master of the bug-eyed pause. That's a handy skill lately.

6 tradewind  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:56:29am

re: #5 wrenchwench

Graves' Disease///

7 Sheila Broflovski  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:57:21am

What Torah portion did he read at his Bris Mitzvah? Shnozzy Shnozowitz.

8 Dante41  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 9:59:27am

re: #2 Sergeant Major

OT: Roeder convicted after just 37 minutes...this is why I have faith in our justice system.

Reposted from the Fark thread about this:

"Good.

Now maybe while he rots in prison, he can mull over that whole "Thou Shall Not Kill" thing, and what his ignoring of it entails."

9 tradewind  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:00:05am

BBL, way too slow here and no dinger.....
Besides, the streets are glazing over so I'm shutting this office.....

10 researchok  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:00:46am

Stewart got it right!

11 Kragar  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:02:00am

re: #7 Alouette

What Torah portion did he read at his Bris Mitzvah? Shnozzy Shnozowitz.

Not sexy asian, math asian.

12 Randall Gross  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:02:01am

Let's face it, we are all just one scotch away....

13 Ericus58  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:02:56am

"One scotch away....."

Some laugh out loud lines by both of them.

14 Dante41  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:03:08am

re: #8 Dante41

And the thread on the main page went live right as I posted that. Feel free to delete it if you want, Charles.

15 researchok  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:07:26am

re: #12 Thanos

Line of the day.

16 Sergeant Major  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:08:26am

re: #2 Sergeant Major

OT: Roeder convicted after just 37 minutes...this is why I have faith in our justice system.

Charles I want a repost in the live thread should have waited I knew you would start one.... I should have waited.

17 American-African  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:23:59am

Stewart is quite funny. I woke the wife up laughing at that routine.

18 Blueheron  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:25:41am

I think Stewarts report nailed it.
Chris Matthews is embarassing :/

19 Blueheron  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:27:03am

I am sorry to say there is oftentimes more truth in Stewrarts performances than in all of cable news. What a pity.

20 elBarto  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:28:37am

It's funny when Stewart makes fun of people I like make fun of.

21 Blueheron  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 10:44:53am

This is a campaign ad about Ben Nelson which I liked :) It's funny too. [Link: www2.nationalreview.com...]

22 jamesfirecat  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:10:56am

re: #5 wrenchwench

Stewart's the master of the bug-eyed pause. That's a handy skill lately.

I think it's been pretty handy all throughout the last decade, and wow is this thread not even going to hit 50 post? Since when does that ever happen here?

23 Buck  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:15:32am

Help me out here...

In this episode.... when Doris Kearns Goodwin is talking.... they are making fun of Strom Thurmond for filibustering civil rights legislation.....and comparing it to Republicans...

Wasn't Strom Thurmond a Democrat?

24 jamesfirecat  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:19:21am

re: #23 Buck

Help me out here...

In this episode... when Doris Kearns Goodwin is talking... they are making fun of Strom Thurmond for filibustering civil rights legislation...and comparing it to Republicans...

Wasn't Strom Thurmond a Democrat?

He might have been a Democrat at the time, but shortly afterwards he and a bunch of other Dixiecrats left the party to become Republicans.

25 Blueheron  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:23:59am

re: #23 Buck

Help me out here...

In this episode... when Doris Kearns Goodwin is talking... they are making fun of Strom Thurmond for filibustering civil rights legislation...and comparing it to Republicans...

Wasn't Strom Thurmond a Democrat?

Ayep :)

26 Buck  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:26:02am

re: #24 jamesfirecat

He might have been a Democrat at the time, but shortly afterwards he and a bunch of other Dixiecrats left the party to become Republicans.

OK, but a Historian should know that... She keeps referring to "they" and uses Strom Thurmond as an example... and Stewart mentions "civil right legislation" just to make sure everyone knows it was bad....

In the past year, if stuff didn't pass it was because democrats didn't have the votes they needed.... democrat votes...

27 jamesfirecat  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:28:36am

re: #26 Buck

OK, but a Historian should know that... She keeps referring to "they" and uses Strom Thurmond as an example... and Stewart mentions "civil right legislation" just to make sure everyone knows it was bad...

In the past year, if stuff didn't pass it was because democrats didn't have the votes they needed... democrat votes...

Democrats had all the democratic votes they needed to pass it.

They needed 50.

I don't think anyone would argue that there weren't 50 democratic votes for the bill.


But because of Republican actions they forced the democrats to look for votes from people like Joe Liberman, WHO IS NOT A DEMOCRAT and who ACTIVELY CAMPAIGNED AGAINST OBAMA during 2008.

The democrats will probably always be rather fractious in the 1960's so were the Republicans and the two sides could meat in the middle to get stuff done.

Not so much anymore.

28 jamesfirecat  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:51:08am

By the way did anyone catch Colbert's follow up? I loved his line about the Republican Govennor who was giving the "anti state of the union speech" last night.

"No one has ever looked more presidential in that building except for Jefferson Davis!"

Why did Republicans think it was a good idea to try an set up a mirror image of Washington in Richmond, does anybody have an answer?

29 spud  Fri, Jan 29, 2010 11:41:38pm

Matthews: "ya know, I forgot he was black, tonight, for an hour..."
Stewart: "....uuuuhhh, ya know what else you might've forgotten? You're Mic'ed!"

Wyatt S: "... Wow! Whoa! Whoa! I'm sorry, I just caught myself in the monitor. I forgot I was black! Wow! Look at me! I'm Black! Pant's on the ground. Pant's on the ground.(repeat)"

THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.

This, however, was just plain racist:

Tribalism? Why would he say that?


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