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1 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:54:28pm

I want to know what movie the mole people are from. I should know this.

2 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:55:47pm

(Pant, pant) Need... more... time... between... threads.... you're killing me Charles!

3 zora  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:56:12pm

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

TurboTax drops Glenn Beck, whose show has gone without ads for more than a month in the UK.

4 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:56:48pm

re: #1 theheat

I want to know what movie the mole people are from. I should know this.

Oddly enough, it was titled "The Mole People." Starring John Agar.

5 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:58:07pm

re: #3 zora

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

TurboTax drops Glenn Beck, whose show has gone without ads for more than a month in the UK.

What do they do for commercial breaks, have Rupert Murdoch dress in drag and do the hula?


GAH BAD MENTAL IMAGE!

6 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 2:58:36pm

re: #4 Charles

My mind confused it with Attack of the Giant Shrews. I have them all on DVD.

7 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:01:25pm

re: #4 Charles

Best scene:
"You Will Die in the Fire of ISHTAR!"

*biff ... biff*

8 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:02:07pm

Non-hybrid seeds are a big deal in the survivalist/doomer world. And yes, Mormons seem to gravitate to survivalism. I remember pre-Y2K Art Bell pimping MRE's from Utah, emphasizing the Mormon connection.

The survivalist are especially hostile to GMO foods.

9 zora  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:02:16pm

we should only trade in gold and seeds.
//

10 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:02:25pm

re: #6 theheat

I've kept several 55-gallon drums in the garage ever since I saw that one...

11 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:04:04pm

re: #8 freetoken

Non-hybrid seeds are a big deal in the survivalist/doomer world. And yes, Mormons seem to gravitate to survivalism. I remember pre-Y2K Art Bell pimping MRE's from Utah, emphasizing the Mormon connection.

The survivalist are especially hostile to GMO foods.

Guess they don't exactly cotton to letting plants cross pollinate with any old stalk of corn....

That or they're afraid Hybrid Vigor crops will one day rise up and overthrow humanity...

12 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:04:56pm

If this kind of ripoff scam is what's being advertised on the Beck Clown Rodeo Show, they must be getting desperate.

13 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:05:32pm

re: #12 Cato the Elder

Don't forget the overpriced gold that's been there from day 1.

14 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:05:54pm

re: #12 Cato the Elder

If this kind of ripoff scam is what's being advertised on the Beck Clown Rodeo Show, they must be getting desperate.

Yes, but in their desperation they've found the perfect match, a lot like God Line, crazy world doomey show comes on, crazy world doomey commercial pays for it, it's a match made in Mordor....

15 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:06:12pm

re: #12 Cato the Elder

If this kind of ripoff scam is what's being advertised on the Beck Clown Rodeo Show, they must be getting desperate.

For only $149 dollars, you can plant up to an acre of seeds in your apartment!

16 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:06:27pm

OT already: The true scandal of the climate-change-scaremongers: misogyny!

New U.N. Climate Change Group is All Male

17 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:07:38pm

Of course when it comes to truly scary, nothing beats "Night of the Lepus".....

/what could be more frightening than killer rabbits?

18 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:07:53pm

re: #16 freetoken

OT already: The true scandal of the climate-change-scaremongers: misogyny!

New U.N. Climate Change Group is All Male

Well, maybe they're afraid hot flashes throw off the readings on their instruments...did you ever think of THAT?
/

19 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:08:44pm

re: #10 Thanos

Not to be confused with Attack of the Giant Leeches...

Even worse than fluoride in the water.

20 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:08:55pm

re: #17 Thanos

Of course when it comes to truly scary, nothing beats "Night of the Lepus"...


[Video]/what could be more frightening than killer rabbits?

I watched that once on late night television when I was really, really stoned in college. Excellent cinematography. Stellar acting. Good dope.

21 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:09:34pm

re: #12 Cato the Elder

If this kind of ripoff scam is what's being advertised on the Beck Clown Rodeo Show, they must be getting desperate.

Check out their website. These people are goddamn vultures.

22 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:09:38pm

re: #16 freetoken

Are they shirtless? Otherwise, I'm not interested.

23 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:10:47pm

Boing Boing linked to the Dangerous Minds interview, and guess what happened in their thread? Yep. More stalkers.

[Link: www.boingboing.net...]

24 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:11:22pm

re: #22 theheat

Are they shirtless? Otherwise, I'm not interested.

The political head of the newly appointed group is Gordon Brown, PM of the UK. You really want to see him shirtless?

25 zora  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:12:18pm

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

you know, for when the government comes for your seeds.

26 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:12:46pm

Every far-right site you go to is overrun with ads for Crisis gardens, guns, generators, and solar power systems. They seem to actually yearn for the end of civilization and the return of mob rule. Of course the only reason they will actually need any of those is if they topple the government and upend the monetary system because of their own actions. Maybe that is why they can be seen advocating exactly that in their comments on dozens of sites?

Some of these people have apparently watched "Mad Max" far too many times. Perhaps we should make more effort to convince them that if civilization goes then the internet will go with it. If nothing else that might scare them enough to make them stop...

27 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:12:54pm

Website's got a picture of a little blond moppet running among cabbages with a caption: "What will your family eat when the grocery store shelves are empty?"

28 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:12:56pm

re: #24 freetoken

Ewwww, no thanks, I'll wait for the ones that make the Climate Change Calendar.

29 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:13:21pm

re: #25 zora

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

you know, for when the government comes for your seeds.

But if it springs a leak, you'll end up with a gigantic plant with an acre's wroth of food growing off of it.

30 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:13:27pm

re: #23 Charles

Boing Boing linked to the Dangerous Minds interview, and guess what happened in their thread? Yep. More stalkers.

[Link: www.boingboing.net...]

Charlz baned me just for disagreing with him! He's so not Kooool!!
//

31 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:13:29pm

re: #27 SanFranciscoZionist

Children!
//

32 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:14:35pm

re: #27 SanFranciscoZionist

Website's got a picture of a little blond moppet running among cabbages with a caption: "What will your family eat when the grocery store shelves are empty?"

Kind of answers itself.
/

33 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:15:07pm

re: #25 zora

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

you know, for when the government comes for your seeds.

I'd upding that one again if I could. ;)

34 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:15:22pm

re: #4 Charles

Oddly enough, it was titled "The Mole People." Starring John Agar.

[Video]

Watched the MST3K version of that last night oddly enough.

35 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:16:38pm

re: #26 ausador

Every far-right site you go to is overrun with ads for Crisis gardens, guns, generators, and solar power systems. They seem to actually yearn for the end of civilization and the return of mob rule. Of course the only reason they will actually need any of those is if they topple the government and upend the monetary system because of their own actions. Maybe that is why they can be seen advocating exactly that in their comments on dozens of sites?

Some of these people have apparently watched "Mad Max" far too many times. Perhaps we should make more effort to convince them that if civilization goes then the internet will go with it. If nothing else that might scare them enough to make them stop...

So that's what it takes to get the right wing to support green energy!

(You did say Solar power systems)

We liberals should make them think we're trying to take over the world more often!

36 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:17:40pm

I for one will continue to stockpile hockey masks, loinclothes, nitrous for my custom dune buggy and practice my "Just walk away" speech in preparation for the collapse of society.

37 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:18:51pm

re: #19 theheat

Not to be confused with Attack of the Giant Leeches...

[Video]

Even worse than fluoride in the water.

Watched that one the night before, I guess I'll have to watch the killer shrew MST3k tonight to round out the cycle.

38 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:19:34pm

re: #25 zora

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

you know, for when the government comes for your seeds.

Um, wha kind of seed we talkin bout? Ganja?/ Poppy?/ Wha?

39 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:19:40pm

re: #12 Cato the Elder

If this kind of ripoff scam is what's being advertised on the Beck Clown Rodeo Show, they must be getting desperate.

It's speshul gold. From conflict areas. So you know it will withstand the pressure when America turns into the Congo.

40 SpaceJesus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:19:54pm

southerners cancel prom because lesbian might come

[Link: www.usatoday.com...]

41 RadicalModerate  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:20:17pm

Holy hell.
Just when I thought that the lunatics on the right couldn't go any lower, I find out once again that I'm sadly mistaken.

I stumbled across this bit of targeted marketing while clicking on some Google ad links a few days ago, and thought that reporting the content to the hosting site (Zazzle) would have gotten it yanked, because this goes waaaaay over the line. Unfortunately, the products are still there.

Linking the cached page, because I don't think they deserve the traffic over this kind of crap.

42 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:20:24pm

re: #36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I for one will continue to stockpile hockey masks, loinclothes, nitrous for my custom dune buggy and practice my "Just walk away" speech in preparation for the collapse of society.

You are a kick in the pants dude! LOL! Upding for you!

43 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:22:23pm

I have to run folks. Everyone have a good night. I might get back later on my Droid.

Obdi, didn't mean to come across as snippy with you earlier, no offense meant.

44 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:22:32pm

re: #26 ausador

Every far-right site you go to is overrun with ads for Crisis gardens, guns, generators, and solar power systems. They seem to actually yearn for the end of civilization and the return of mob rule. Of course the only reason they will actually need any of those is if they topple the government and upend the monetary system because of their own actions. Maybe that is why they can be seen advocating exactly that in their comments on dozens of sites?

Some of these people have apparently watched "Mad Max" far too many times. Perhaps we should make more effort to convince them that if civilization goes then the internet will go with it. If nothing else that might scare them enough to make them stop...

Consideingr some of the possible scenarios that could present themselves if global warming continues on it's upward trend, it certainly may be a good thing that individuals consider some "self preservation" ideas... in case they are needed.

Granted, I suspect Glen Beck has a different motivation behind his reasoning, but aside from his loony "government versus us" mentality, I see no reason to dismiss the whole concept out of hand, for better reasons then his.

45 theheat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:22:39pm

re: #36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Personally, I always wanted to ride horseback and do the "They Cannot Take Our Freedom" Braveheart thing. Cool horses trump dune buggies. Of course, they might also eat my crisis garden.

Freedom Speech Fail.

46 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:23:56pm

re: #8 freetoken

Non-hybrid seeds are a big deal in the survivalist/doomer world. And yes, Mormons seem to gravitate to survivalism. I remember pre-Y2K Art Bell pimping MRE's from Utah, emphasizing the Mormon connection.

The survivalist are especially hostile to GMO foods.

Non hybrid seeds and seed banking are of interest to anyone who is interested in seed stock diversity and heirloom plants. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. If you've ever eaten a heirloom tomato like a German Stripe or an apple of a real Ohio Weathy apple tree, you'll know what I mean.

47 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:24:57pm

re: #45 theheat

Personally, I always wanted to ride horseback and do the "They Cannot Take Our Freedom" Braveheart thing. Cool horses trump dune buggies. Of course, they might also eat my crisis garden.

Freedom Speech Fail.

I am gravely dissapointed. Again you make me unleash my dogs of war.

48 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:25:43pm

Yesterday's Jon Stewart segment on the Beck Massa-cree.

49 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:26:56pm

re: #13 freetoken

Don't forget the overpriced gold that's been there from day 1.

It's speshul gold. From conflict areas. So you know it will withstand the pressure when America turns into the Congo.

50 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:28:10pm

re: #49 Cato the Elder

It's speshul gold. From conflict areas. So you know it will withstand the pressure when America turns into the Congo.

Laugh if you want, but when President Luap Nor returns us to the Gold Standard (r), I'll have the last laugh!!!!
//

51 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:30:07pm

"Yes. A crisis garden. When the end times come and you’re tilling the earth with a human femur, while the sky is raining fire, you’re gonna want a reliable source of radicchio and mini-squash."

Brilliant.

52 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:31:32pm

re: #23 Charles

Boing Boing linked to the Dangerous Minds interview, and guess what happened in their thread? Yep. More stalkers.

[Link: www.boingboing.net...]

Charles..Excellent posts on that thread you made...
I have always said you are a man of Principle and will voice your beliefs and stand for what you you feel is right...
That is what I call courage..Kudo's
/Man that one post was almost like going into the Al Pacino speech in the Scent of a Woman
To some readers..That left a mark...With class

53 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:31:38pm

Basic economics teach us that an item is only worth as much as we perceive its worth to be. In a true societal collapse, gold coins and bars would probably be nothing more than pretty paper weights.

54 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:32:21pm

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Basic economics teach us that an item is only worth as much as we perceive its worth to be. In a true societal collapse, gold coins and bars would probably be nothing more than pretty paper weights.

But non-hybrid seeds will always be valuable!

55 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:32:28pm

Russian court jails nine over racist killing

Nine members of a Russian white supremacist group have been jailed for up to 22 years each in connection with the killing of a man from Cameroon.
Three of the group, known as Simbirsk White Power, were convicted of the racially motivated murder of Etizok Ndobe Ernest in the city of Ulyanovsk.

Investigators said his throat was cut and he was stabbed repeatedly on his way home from work as a DJ in 2008.

It is the latest in a series of cases involving racist attacks in Russia.

Eastern Europe has its own problems that get overshadowed by the Islam-fear in the western parts of Europe. So many groups, so much hatred.

56 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:33:02pm

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Basic economics teach us that an item is only worth as much as we perceive its worth to be. In a true societal collapse, gold coins and bars would probably be nothing more than pretty paper weights.

Booze, cigarettes and spices (you know to help with the rabbit, pigeons and squirrels we'll have to eat)

57 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:33:24pm

re: #8 freetoken

Non-hybrid seeds are a big deal in the survivalist/doomer world. And yes, Mormons seem to gravitate to survivalism. I remember pre-Y2K Art Bell pimping MRE's from Utah, emphasizing the Mormon connection.

The survivalist are especially hostile to GMO foods.

Mormons have been urged to build up and maintain a year's supply of food for their family since near their inception. Life in the desert country of Utah wasn't easy or predictable; it was a doctrine that made a whole lot of sense at the time.

It's also one reason why they forbid drinking. Too much food - grain, corn - was being turned into alcohol at a time when starvation was common among subsistence farmers.

Probably not as applicable today, although the family in Haiti who squirreled away canned and dried goods is probably feeling more smug than his neighbors these days.

Not sure what the opposition to GM foods is about; I hear that mostly from misinformed environmentalists. I'd tend to agree that over-reliance on a handful of hybrid seed stocks, planted in thousand square mile monoculture, is an idea that has some real serious downsides to it, not the least of which is reliance on agribusiness for next year's seed. Of course, that problem has been around since the introduction of F1 hybrids.

58 researchok  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:33:41pm

re: #50 rwdflynavy

Laugh if you want, but when President Luap Nor returns us to the Gold Standard (r), I'll have the last laugh!!!
//

That was good!

59 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:35:07pm

re: #56 Stanley Sea

Booze, cigarettes and spices (you know to help with the rabbit, pigeons and squirrels we'll have to eat)

Guns, ammo, medicines and basic how to books.

60 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:35:21pm

If you like post-societal-collapse fiction, I highly recommend Octavia Butler's The Parable of the Sower. Excellent book.

61 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:35:32pm

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Basic economics teach us that an item is only worth as much as we perceive its worth to be. In a true societal collapse, gold coins and bars would probably be nothing more than pretty paper weights.

Exactly, which is why is stick to hoarding things that I literally couldn't live without, like canned smoked trout and my blood pressure medications.

62 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:36:51pm

re: #59 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Guns, ammo, medicines and basic how to books.

"There are two kinds of people, those have a gun and those that dig. I have the gun, you dig."

63 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:37:34pm

re: #48 Cato the Elder

Yesterday's Jon Stewart segment on the Beck Massa-cree.

[Link: www.thedailyshow.com...]

It was hilarious, and I respect Jon for not stooping to "Massa Baiting" like I did...

64 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:37:57pm

Kinda back on topic:

Christians Urged to Boycott Glenn Beck

Hmmmm... will future church historians look back on this day and define a new heresy: Beckianism?

65 uninformed opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:40:30pm

Has anyone used Texas' babbling as a marketing ploy yet?

66 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:41:07pm

re: #64 freetoken

Kinda back on topic:

Christians Urged to Boycott Glenn Beck

Hmmm... will future church historians look back on this day and define a new heresy: Beckianism?

It's the Church of Strictly Optional Concern for the Widow and Orphan.

Feh.

67 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:41:55pm

The Death of Irony, Part Eleventy-Billion:

Actual Headline

68 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:44:01pm

re: #65 uninformed opinion

Has anyone used Texas' babbling as a marketing ploy yet?

brilliant... lemmie call my boss :)

69 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:44:13pm

re: #48 Cato the Elder

Yesterday's Jon Stewart segment on the Beck Massa-cree.

[Link: www.thedailyshow.com...]

Worst Penthouse Forum letter EVER.

70 uninformed opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:45:36pm

re: #68 brookly red

brilliant... lemmie call my boss :)

I like how some people think its actually possible.

71 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:46:12pm

Woman fearing Apocalypse tries to halt Collider

[Link: news.cnet.com...]

72 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:47:35pm

re: #71 Thanos

Woman fearing Apocalypse tries to halt Collider

[Link: news.cnet.com...]

[Link: www.cyriak.co.uk...]

73 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:48:55pm

re: #52 HoosierHoops

To some readers..That left a mark...With class

And speaking of class.. Cause this has bothered me for awhile..
After the great Flounce of 2009...There have been thousands of posting made about it...I'm a Moderate American that watched in horror at what was said..
I'm looking at you Stalker blog.. 99% of you have show absolutely no class at all...Charles told you to get off his blog and you have bitched about it for a year in the most vulgar and vile terms and postings..EVERY SINGLE DAY!
There are a few ex-lizards over there that are great people and show class and grace and are super smart.. Be more like them...
Your anger is your shame kids
And just so you know this is not one of those /rant things off
This post is stone cold.. Near absolute Zero .
Show some class and grow the fuck up...

74 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:49:34pm

re: #71 Thanos

Woman fearing Apocalypse tries to halt Collider

[Link: news.cnet.com...]

well it looks scary...

75 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:52:00pm

re: #71 Thanos

Woman fearing Apocalypse tries to halt Collider

[Link: news.cnet.com...]

She's wasting valuable time she could be using to appease the volcano god.

76 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:52:20pm

Beyond parody.....

Palin and Pawlenty to help Bachmann raise cash

Sarah Palin and Tim Pawlenty, two potential rivals for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, will meet in Minneapolis next month to help raise money for Rep. Michele Bachmann, an outspoken conservative and popular figure among Tea Party activists.

Palin had previously announced that she would campaign for Bachmann this spring, and Bachmann's campaign followed up Thursday with the announcement that the former Alaska governor will host an April 7 fundraiser for the Bachmann's re-election campaign.

But Bachmann's campaign also announced that Pawlenty, the Minnesota governor, will be one of several "Honorary Hosts" for the fundraiser - adding an extra layer of 2012 intrigue to the event.

It should be quite an entertaining evening withal.

77 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:52:25pm

re: #67 iceweasel

They just don't want it shoved down their throats.

78 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:52:58pm

re: #76 Shiplord Kirel

I used to think Pawlenty would be somebody to help the GOP get back on track.

79 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:53:03pm

re: #77 freetoken

They just don't want it shoved down their throats.

Heh. Or 'rammed'.

80 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:53:26pm

re: #75 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

She's wasting valuable time she could be using to appease the volcano god.

She's afraid it will warp the flat earth into a disastrously mal-formed spherical shape.

81 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:54:36pm

re: #75 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

She's wasting valuable time she could be using to appease the volcano god.

God hates Chili and Hatey!!
//

82 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:54:41pm

re: #79 iceweasel

Heh. Or 'rammed'.

You'll have to double check with Cato, but I think you misspelled it. Try "rahmmed" instead.

83 ryannon  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:55:31pm

re: #67 iceweasel

The Death of Irony, Part Eleventy-Billion:

Actual Headline

Works for me.

84 ryannon  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 3:59:37pm

I haz kilt the tread.

85 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:00:08pm

re: #84 ryannon

I haz kilt the tread.

Thanks a lot!!!

86 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:00:35pm

Finally got to watch the clip. I've been busy honing my post-apocalyptic skill set: fixing bicycles. I've been working on an old Peugeot. It's so old, it has wingnuts. The thing about real wingnuts is there's a left wingnut and a right wingnut. So it doesn't work for me as a political descriptor.

Back to work.

87 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:02:37pm

Gonna log out now, I have a bit of a headache, Tootle loo! Have a nice evening and Keep Laughing!

88 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:06:32pm

re: #86 wrenchwench

When I lived in England I had a cast iron postman's bike that weighed 42 pounds.

89 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:06:34pm

re: #86 wrenchwench

Finally got to watch the clip. I've been busy honing my post-apocalyptic skill set: fixing bicycles. I've been working on an old Peugeot. It's so old, it has wingnuts. The thing about real wingnuts is there's a left wingnut and a right wingnut. So it doesn't work for me as a political descriptor.

Back to work.


Just remember:
It's not really an apocalypse unless there are Zombies.

90 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:08:00pm

It's amazing they're getting people to fork over $150 for what's probably about $20 worth of seeds. Suckers!

91 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:09:07pm

re: #87 Dragon_Lady

Gonna log out now, I have a bit of a headache, Tootle loo! Have a nice evening and Keep Laughing!

Be well..
I always will bring a laugh to a room..Ask Walter.. Sometimes when he gets really cranky I'll call him up and ruin his whole mood...
/Walter has a nice laugh and a good spirit..
Sorry Walter.. I outed you bitch *wink*

92 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:10:31pm

re: #91 HoosierHoops

Be well..
I always will bring a laugh to a room..Ask Walter.. Sometimes when he gets really cranky I'll call him up and ruin his whole mood...
/Walter has a nice laugh and a good spirit..
Sorry Walter.. I outed you bitch *wink*

I have no idea what you are talking about?

93 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:11:11pm

re: #92 Walter L. Newton

I have no idea what you are talking about?

I'm teasing you.. I've enjoyed our conversations

94 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:11:27pm

re: #90 Killgore Trout

It's amazing they're getting people to fork over $150 for what's probably about $20 worth of seeds. Suckers!

Fear has a way of making people stupid. Now, let's talk about that gold you were interested in buying.
/

95 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:14:02pm

What do you get if you cross a Mormon and a kleptomanaic?

A basement full of stolen wheat.

96 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:14:16pm

Crisis gardens!

bah! as if we don't see through this transparent ploy to co-opt the people into subsistence agricultural collectives!

You're not fooling anyone, you know!

97 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:14:42pm

re: #94 Slumbering Behemoth

Fear has a way of making people stupid. Now, let's talk about that gold you were interested in buying.
/

Gold sure has been on a run lately but I suspect that'll end as the economic crisis winds down over the next couple years. I don't know how oversaturated the gold market is, nobody's predicting a gold crash that I've seen.

98 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:16:22pm

As I'm sure you all remember, WND informed us last year of the shocking truth that the Girl Scouts are nothing more than a recruitment/training center for lesbianism.

Well, that devious group, The World Association of Girl Scouts and Girl Guides, now is fronting for a UN inspired assault on the family, lead by Planned Parenthood:

Girl Scouts OK Pro-Abortion Planned Parenthood Sex Guide at United Nations Mtg

Wendy Wright, president of Concerned Women of America told the Friday Fax, “Governments and NGOs should be aware of Planned Parenthood’s insidious plan to work with UN agencies and girls’ organizations in order to profit from encouraging kids to be sexually active.”

Be afraid, very afraid, of those cookie-pushers in your neighborhood.

99 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:16:55pm

re: #97 Killgore Trout

Gold sure has been on a run lately but I suspect that'll end as the economic crisis winds down over the next couple years. I don't know how oversaturated the gold market is, nobody's predicting a gold crash that I've seen.

Radically over-priced in comparison to other commodities. The run-up was from folk trying to diversify commodities portfolios; once you've done oil and ag and such, all that's left really is metals. Silver went through a bit of a run-up on speculation that Indian buyers were gonna swamp the bourses, but nothing much came of it, either.

In a real crisis, gold is worse than useless. Try trading a krugerrand for a chicken.

100 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:18:02pm

I wonder if medical marijuana seeds are included in that priced-to-go little tube of crap.

Because dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope - at least according to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

101 Ericus58  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:18:09pm

Here's today poem from The Writer's Almanac.
For Cato.
and I think my wife who would see her own father perhaps being described...

Retriever
by Faith Shearin

My father, in middle age, falls in love with a dog.
He who kicked dogs in anger when I was a child,
who liked his comb always on the same shelf,
who drank martinis to make his mind quiet.

He who worked and worked—his shirts
wrapped in plastic, his heart ironed
like a collar. He who—like so many men—
loved his children but thought the money

he made for them was more important
than the rough tweed of his presence.
The love of my father's later years is
a Golden Retriever—more red

than yellow—a nervous dog who knows
his work clothes from his casual ones,
can read his creased face, who waits for
him at the front door—her paws crossed

like a child's arms. She doesn't berate him
for being late, doesn't need new shoes
or college. There is no pressure to raise her
right, which is why she chews the furniture,

pees on rugs, barks at strangers who
cross the lawn. She is his responsible soul
broken free. She is the children he couldn't
come home to made young again.

She is like my mother but never angry,
always devoted. He cooks for his dog—
my father who raised us in restaurants—
and takes her on business trips like

a wife. Sometimes, sitting beside her
in the hair-filled fan he drives to make
her more comfortable, my father's dog
turns her head to one side as if

thinking and, in this pose, more than
one of us has mistaken her for a person.
We would be jealous if she didn't make
him so happy—he who never took

more than one trip on his expensive
sailboat, whose Mercedes was wrecked
by a valet. My mother saw him behind
the counter of a now-fallen fast food

restaurant when she was nineteen.
They kissed beside a river where fish
no longer swim. My father who was
always serious has fallen in love with

a dog. What can I do but be happy for him?

102 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:18:48pm

re: #97 Killgore Trout

Gold production has been declining these past few years, even with the price being so high.

Heh... so much for the free-market fundamentalists' claims...

103 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:19:00pm

re: #97 Killgore Trout

I honestly don't know much about the market, all I know is that when the dollar is weak, gold goes up, and when the dollar is strong, gold goes down.

If I had any significant quantities of gold, I'd be tempted to sell now while it's high, and reinvest that into the stock market. But then again, I don't know squat about investing.

104 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:19:01pm

As you may or may not know, each Mormon ward has a guy or gal in charge of keeping us prepared for emergencies. (I will continue to harp on the 72 hour kits, because we all need one.)

Ours just got us a deal on 15,000 seeds.

$15.

105 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:19:48pm

re: #97 Killgore Trout

Gold sure has been on a run lately but I suspect that'll end as the economic crisis winds down over the next couple years. I don't know how oversaturated the gold market is, nobody's predicting a gold crash that I've seen.

Last month there was a piece in the WSJ that said Obama should declare he is selling Gold from FT. Knox.. Not really do it.. Just to drive the price down down 500 dollars in one day just to punish all the rich white guys that lost faith in the American dollar and invested in gold..
They don't accept Gold at McDonalds..
You pawned America dollars for Gold.. Pay the price...

106 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:20:21pm

re: #100 Cato the Elder

I wonder if medical marijuana seeds are included in that priced-to-go little tube of crap.

Because dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope - at least according to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

Tobacco seeds have been, and continue, to sell like hotcakes as folk try to grow their own for a hobby and to get around the tax-man. Thing is, a good yield on a plant is about 4 ounces, maybe enough, if the quality is good, and if you process it correctly, to make about 5 packs of low-grade smokes. Small-time growers (say, less than 5 or so acres) can't get enough grown to even begin to process it properly. Funny stuff, though, the idea of gardening your way through a crisis.

107 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:20:22pm

re: #99 Guanxi88

In a real crisis, gold is worse than useless. Try trading a krugerrand for a chicken.

Word! If you're betting on a real crisis, invest in lead.

108 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:20:30pm

re: #96 Guanxi88

My grandpa helped get Co-OP off the ground back in the day. He went around to the farmers with a slide show presentation.[Link: www.manhattan.coop...]

109 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:21:22pm

re: #107 Slumbering Behemoth

Word! If you're betting on a real crisis, invest in lead.

No... quicksilver.

110 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:21:31pm

re: #107 Slumbering Behemoth

Word! If you're betting on a real crisis, invest in lead.

ballistic wampum, I've heard it called.

111 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:21:36pm

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

No... quicksilver.

And uric acid.

112 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:24:20pm

As a practical matter, and as i've said before: if a real depression seems likely to you, you'd be a fool NOT to invest in tobacco and booze, whether as stock and companies, or as contraband goods.

The worse things get, the more folk'll pay for a smoke and drink to chase the blues away.

113 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:24:37pm

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

No... quicksilver.

re: #111 Walter L. Newton

And uric acid.

Make phosphorus...

114 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:24:47pm

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

I've got a cinnabar mine. I make my own.

115 uninformed opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:25:14pm

re: #97 Killgore Trout

Gold sure has been on a run lately but I suspect that'll end as the economic crisis winds down over the next couple years. I don't know how oversaturated the gold market is, nobody's predicting a gold crash that I've seen.

The whole thing is hype by powerful people to profit more.

116 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:25:49pm

re: #112 Guanxi88

Coffee beans and pr0n. And crack sheets.

117 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:26:08pm

re: #114 Slumbering Behemoth

I've got a cinnabar mine. I make my own.

I've been reading to much Stephenson. He cleverly builds a big part of the economy in the 1600's around piss.

118 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:27:00pm

re: #112 Guanxi88

As a practical matter, and as i've said before: if a real depression seems likely to you, you'd be a fool NOT to invest in tobacco and booze, whether as stock and companies, or as contraband goods.

The worse things get, the more folk'll pay for a smoke and drink to chase the blues away.

It's really not a bad idea to have some non-perishable staples salted away in your basement. Oats, rice, other grains, powdered milk, sugar, salt, oil, tinned food, etc.

Enough, say, to get you through an earthquake scenario or something.

One doesn't have to be an end-timer to plan for contingencies.

119 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:27:22pm

re: #117 Walter L. Newton

I've been reading to much Stephenson. He cleverly builds a big part of the economy in the 1600's around piss.

Saltpetre man's a powerful guy. The national defense was in his hands, so to speak.

120 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:27:55pm

re: #115 uninformed opinion

The whole thing is hype by powerful people to profit more.

/well that is pretty much the nature of the universe...

121 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:28:34pm

re: #120 brookly red

/well that is pretty much the nature of the universe...

He gumba... what cho doin'

122 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:29:28pm

re: #104 EmmmieG

As you may or may not know, each Mormon ward has a guy or gal in charge of keeping us prepared for emergencies. (I will continue to harp on the 72 hour kits, because we all need one.)

Ours just got us a deal on 15,000 seeds.

$15.

I'm thinking in the 2st Century we move beyond seeds for survival.. ( cause you know everybody in the Cities die first )
It's all about logistics...
If you think it's almost the end of the world as we know it.. Send me 20 bucks a month...When the world Collapses I promise you supplies will flow by air and ground transportation for you and your family..Kind of a Meals on Wheels for the End times...
*Light bulb goes off*
/Anybody have the number to Fox Marketing?

123 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:29:56pm

re: #118 Cato the Elder

Spam, spam, spam, spam...

124 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:31:06pm

re: #118 Cato the Elder

It's really not a bad idea to have some non-perishable staples salted away in your basement. Oats, rice, other grains, powdered milk, sugar, salt, oil, tinned food, etc.

Enough, say, to get you through an earthquake scenario or something.

One doesn't have to be an end-timer to plan for contingencies.

Well, of course, and no responsible person doesn't keep some stuff on hand; but the self-dramatizing gesture of buying nitrogen-packed heirloom seeds so you can practice subsistence agriculture following the inevitable collapse of EVERYTHING brought on by the policies of your political adversary....

well, if I found my thoughts running along those lines, I think I might just pull up stakes, 'cause if my survival comes down to growing beans and tomatoes (although what shall I eat while my crop grows, and how shall I store it, and what if I f*ck it up and it dies like my lawn?), then I doubt things'll turn around before I've got to plant my next crop.

125 uninformed opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:31:10pm

re: #120 brookly red

/well that is pretty much the nature of the universe...

Of course. The situation with gold is pretty ridiculous, all of the mass media pandering. In the end when the gold market corrects and prices drop, there are going to be some folk who feel misled.

126 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:31:47pm

OT--I have a swollen and sore bit on the roof of my mouth. It's on one side, behind the back teeth. I can feel a corresponding bump on the other side of the mouth, but not swollen or painful.

When I swallow, feels like broken glass in ear. Is this a lymph node, or a salivary gland, or what, and is there anything I can do to bring it down?

127 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:33:01pm

re: #126 SanFranciscoZionist

Gargling with salt water will help. I hope you didn't get an ear infection from your congestion.

128 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:33:07pm

re: #118 Cato the Elder

It's really not a bad idea to have some non-perishable staples salted away in your basement. Oats, rice, other grains, powdered milk, sugar, salt, oil, tinned food, etc.

Enough, say, to get you through an earthquake scenario or something.

One doesn't have to be an end-timer to plan for contingencies.

cash... keep cash on hand. I have been through an number of blackouts and there is nothing sadder that the look on a yuppies face when they realize their plastic won't work.

129 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:33:58pm

re: #123 Slumbering Behemoth

Spam, spam, spam, spam...

Clever. I almost missed the elliptical link.

130 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:34:02pm

re: #101 Ericus58

That was wonderful. Thank you!

131 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:35:19pm

re: #117 Walter L. Newton

I've been reading to much Stephenson. He cleverly builds a big part of the economy in the 1600's around piss.

Interesting book "Farmers of Forty Centuries" - a book about traditional Chinese agricultural practices, has quite a bit to say about the night-soil men, whose efforts, in combination with the amazing system of organization that was ancient Chinese agriculture, made the whole system work. Think of it - no known soil depletion until the introduction of "modern" improvements in agricultural practice, and China's population was always large.

Anywho, the night-soil man was one of the most-feared and respected of the lower classes - there were penalties for folk who were thought to be "holding out" on the emperor.

132 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:36:06pm

Wow...Harry Reid's wife broke her back & neck in that accident today...Daughter not as seriously injured. Rear-ended by a semi.

133 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:36:49pm

re: #125 uninformed opinion

Of course. The situation with gold is pretty ridiculous, all of the mass media pandering. In the end when the gold market corrects and prices drop, there are going to be some folk who feel misled.

again, the same with any market... I bought gold & silver years ago when the price was low. buy low sell high.

134 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:37:36pm

re: #132 darthstar

Man, that's a nasty one. Prayers for their health.

135 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:37:42pm

re: #132 darthstar

Wow...Harry Reid's wife broke her back & neck in that accident today...Daughter not as seriously injured. Rear-ended by a semi.

Bad news.

136 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:38:26pm

Apologies if this was posted (I'm still catching up on the news):

Nancy Pelosi's office was told of concerns about Eric Massa (in October)

Joe Racalto, Massa's chief of staff, was uneasy that Massa, 50, was living with several young, unmarried male staffers and using sexually explicit language with them, one source said. But what finally prompted him to call Pelosi's director of member services, the source said, was a lunch date that Massa made with a congressional aide in his 20s who worked in the office of Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.).

According to a person briefed on the call, Racalto was concerned that the lunch followed a pattern by Massa -- who is married and has two children -- of trying to spend time alone with young gay men with no ostensible work purpose. Racalto, according to this person, also alerted Frank's chief of staff. The sources spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the political sensitivity of the matter.

Barney Frank released a statement confirming that detail, but says it wasn't a lunch date, but a dinner date.

137 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:39:03pm

re: #129 Cato the Elder

I have a habit of hiding links in punctuation marks. I'm silly that way.

138 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:39:11pm

re: #124 Guanxi88

cause if my survival comes down to growing beans and tomatoes (although what shall I eat while my crop grows, and how shall I store it, and what if I f*ck it up and it dies like my lawn?), then I doubt things'll turn around before I've got to plant my next crop.

I've been gardening for 10 years and only now am I getting close to growing all my own food. It takes a lot of practice and most of the knowledge was lost a few generations ago. Anyone dumb enough to pay $150 for a package of seeds doesn't have a chance at survival.

139 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:39:30pm

re: #134 prairiefire

Man, that's a nasty one. Prayers for their health.

indeed.

140 Taqyia2Me  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:39:43pm

re: #132 darthstar

Wow...Harry Reid's wife broke her back & neck in that accident today...Daughter not as seriously injured. Rear-ended by a semi.

Thoughts and prayers go out to Sen Reid's wife and daughter, and Harry and their family too.

141 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:39:56pm

I was just cleaning out my closet, and having to explain to my daughter how photographs USED to work.

See, you didn't know how they would turn out until you had them developed, and got them back. This led to a closet full of medoicre-to-poor photos, with the rare good ones on the wall. And things called "negatives." You couldn't just look at them on the monitor, and decide which ones to post on facebook.

I also found another antique. A little book for carrying around photos and showing them to people. Because, you know, there was no other way for people to see your photos.

She's looking at this stuff curiously, and considering making a scrapbook of just her as a baby. She was the cutest one, after all.

142 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:05pm

re: #106 Guanxi88

Tobacco seeds have been, and continue, to sell like hotcakes as folk try to grow their own for a hobby and to get around the tax-man. Thing is, a good yield on a plant is about 4 ounces, maybe enough, if the quality is good, and if you process it correctly, to make about 5 packs of low-grade smokes. Small-time growers (say, less than 5 or so acres) can't get enough grown to even begin to process it properly. Funny stuff, though, the idea of gardening your way through a crisis.

I say we spy on Cuba.. Send the Seals..Steal their seeds and grow Cuban Cigars right here in the USA...USA! USA!
We are so afraid to have trade with Cuba.. For God's sake.. If they had a pool of oil under Cuba.. Clinton right now and sending the 3rd Marines to free the Cuban people..
Cuba has wonderful people, Great Athletes and wonderful cigars...
Too bad they don't have oil.
/

143 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:10pm

This story has been out there all day, but I link to the following paper because it has a strong comments section:

Obama myth: It persists

News reports debunking the myth that President Obama is a Muslim did nothing to dissuade religious conservatives from believing the rumor, according to research by a University of Georgia professor.


Despite the best efforts of journalists, people on both the left and the right tend to believe what they want to believe whether it's true or not, said the paper's author, UGA journalism professor Barry Hollander.

[...]

A birther or two in the comments, a few believe Obama is a Muslim, etc. Wait until the story is put up at FoxNation.

144 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:14pm

re: #138 Killgore Trout

I've been gardening for 10 years and only now am I getting close to growing all my own food. It takes a lot of practice and most of the knowledge was lost a few generations ago. Anyone dumb enough to pay $150 for a package of seeds doesn't have a chance at survival.

hey, there's something to be said for the idea of doing just that - exploiting them. Better you get something outta these people NOW than later, 'cause if they're dumb enough to part with that kinda cash, they're not gonna have it for very much longer.

145 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:24pm

re: #132 darthstar

Wow...Harry Reid's wife broke her back & neck in that accident today...Daughter not as seriously injured. Rear-ended by a semi.

Wow. Hope they will be OK.

146 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:30pm

re: #131 Guanxi88

Interesting book "Farmers of Forty Centuries" - a book about traditional Chinese agricultural practices, has quite a bit to say about the night-soil men, whose efforts, in combination with the amazing system of organization that was ancient Chinese agriculture, made the whole system work. Think of it - no known soil depletion until the introduction of "modern" improvements in agricultural practice, and China's population was always large.

Anywho, the night-soil man was one of the most-feared and respected of the lower classes - there were penalties for folk who were thought to be "holding out" on the emperor.

Like a lot of thing, I certainly don't know everything, and I was amazed at the night-soil trade, and the way Stephenson weaved it into his plot, history changing plot point, around uric acid and creating phosphorus, and then using the phosphorus in a number of attempts on Sir Isaac Newton's life.

147 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:40:44pm

re: #126 SanFranciscoZionist

When I swallow, feels like broken glass in ear. Is this a lymph node, or a salivary gland, or what, and is there anything I can do to bring it down?

Hmmm, some kind of anti-inflamitory might be a good idea. Have you tried good old aspirin yet?

148 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:42:50pm

re: #142 HoosierHoops

I say we spy on Cuba.. Send the Seals..Steal their seeds and grow Cuban Cigars right here in the USA...USA! USA!
We are so afraid to have trade with Cuba.. For God's sake.. If they had a pool of oil under Cuba.. Clinton right now and sending the 3rd Marines to free the Cuban people..
Cuba has wonderful people, Great Athletes and wonderful cigars...
Too bad they don't have oil.
/

one of the main economic differences between Haiti & the DR is that the DR has a cigar industry built up by Cuban's that fled Castro.

149 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:43:09pm

re: #135 SanFranciscoZionist

I think you should go to the Dr., SFZ.

150 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:43:55pm

re: #131 Guanxi88

Anywho, the night-soil man was one of the most-feared and respected of the lower classes - there were penalties for folk who were thought to be "holding out" on the emperor.

There's a filthy joke among some ROC types about the difference in government under the Reds on the mainland.

"in the old days, your sh*t fed the Emperor; under Mao, the Emperor feeds you sh*t" - or words to that effect. They assure me there's a wonderful symmetry to the phrase that cannot be conveyed in barbaric western languages.

151 Mocking Jay  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:44:25pm

Wow. I just visited their page:

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

They're coming for our seeds, too?

152 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:44:37pm

Speaking of Monty Python...

My first trip to Europe, I took the boat. In fact, I booked passage on a Russian ocean liner, the Mikhail Lermontov. She later sank off the coast of New Zealand.

The voyage to Bremerhaven, where I got off, took ten days, including day-long stops in Le Havre and Southampton. Those were the first two European cities I ever saw.

From Southampton I took the train up to London. People had told me not to miss trying real fish-and-chips. Others had said to go for the delicious British bacon.

So at a streetside pub window, I ordered fish-and-chips. Then I thought about it and added a side of bacon.

The guy at the counter dropped his jaw. Then, in a perfect Pythonesque East-Sider accent, he bellows: "'Ere, this 'ere gent wants bacon with his cod and chips! Bacon! With fish-and-chips! Everybody larf at this 'ere Yank!"

Which everybody did.

I wanted to sink into the pavement, but at the same time I was proud to provide a laugh to the poor gloomy Londoners.

I recommend doing the same thing if you ever get the chance. Lessons in humiliation rarely come cheaper.

153 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:46:34pm

Beck continues yesterday's crusade against 'social justice', urging people to leave churches that talk about it:

Beck: Social justice "is a perversion of the Gospel," "not what Jesus would say"

Audio at link.

Also:

Yesterday, Beck told his radio listeners to "look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church Web site. ... If you find [them], run as fast as you can. ... They are code words. Now, am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!"

As Joe Carter noted at First Things, taking Beck's advice would require all Roman Catholics to leave that church, since "Social Justice" is -- for Catholics as for almost every longstanding Christian denomination -- an integral aspect of the church's teaching. ("Social Justice" is, in fact, the title of Section One, Chapter Two, Article 3 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church.)

154 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:47:17pm

re: #151 JasonA

Wow. I just visited their page:

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

They're coming for our seeds, too?

personally I recommend that you keep you seed to yourself :)

155 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:47:38pm

re: #126 SanFranciscoZionist

OT--I have a swollen and sore bit on the roof of my mouth. It's on one side, behind the back teeth. I can feel a corresponding bump on the other side of the mouth, but not swollen or painful.

When I swallow, feels like broken glass in ear. Is this a lymph node, or a salivary gland, or what, and is there anything I can do to bring it down?

Sounds unpleasant. Could be some sort of infection. At a minimum, the swelling and pain indicate inflammation of some sort, so something like Ibuprofen will probably help reduce it until you can get to a doctor. But I would recommend getting to a doctor as soon as possible if things don't diminish substantially by morning.

156 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:47:43pm

re: #151 JasonA

Wow. I just visited their page:

"Indestructible Survival Seed Bank Can Be Buried To Avoid Confiscation."

They're coming for our seeds, too?

And our other precious bodily fluids, yes.

157 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:47:52pm

re: #154 brookly red

personally I recommend that you keep you seed to yourself :)

That you, Onan?

158 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:48:09pm

re: #149 prairiefire

I think you should go to the Dr., SFZ.

Dentist. The doctor will send you back to the dentist.

I had a child almost chew through a novocaine-numbed cheek once.

159 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:48:11pm

Hamas has released a British journalist it had held for a month in Gaza, saying at a news conference that it suspects him of being a spy.

Mr Martin denied the allegation and said his release was a "great victory for the rights of journalists".

No charges were brought against Mr Martin, but he was made to leave Gaza on the orders of Hamas.

At the media conference senior Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahhar said he believed Mr Martin was "a spy".

"I address that he is a spy for Israel," Mr Zahar said, in response to a question in English from a journalist.

SNIP

160 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:48:27pm

re: #157 Guanxi88


Clever, clever.

161 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:48:31pm

Stephen Colbert is hilarious.

Hard to believe they're playing end-of-times commercials like this on television. I think Glenn Beck and Fox have managed to attain a new low in American popular culture. All that crazy talk about bartering seeds in troubled time.

All in all though it's another big rip-off being promoted by Glenn Beck. Not unlike those dirt bags at Goldline that sell their gold above market value.

162 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:48:57pm

Strange, strange news day. All sorts of misc stories that add up to ... I don't know what:

Roethlisberger plays the Bill Clinton defense:

Ben Roethlisberger Admits Sexual Contact But Not Intercourse with Accuser, According to TV Station

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger told police that he did not have sexual intercourse with the woman who has accused him of assault, according to anonymous sources cited by KDKA-TV.

The sources reportedly told the station that Roethlisberger spoke with Milledgeville, Ga. police on the night of the alleged assault and admitted sexual contact with the woman but said that it was not consummated. KDKA reports the sources said Roethlisberger told police the woman slipped and fell afterward, injuring her head.

Heh, when is sex not sex?

Walmart selling black Barbies for less than white ones?

When is a sale a sign of racism?

'Tea party' steeped in confusion

The term that evokes images of cups and saucers is now heavily associated with a political movement, muddling the identity of true tea enthusiasts.

Do True Conservatives drink true tea?

163 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:49:33pm

re: #160 EmmmieG

Clever, clever.

hip room we got tonight.

164 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:50:02pm

re: #153 iceweasel

Beck continues yesterday's crusade against 'social justice', urging people to leave churches that talk about it:

Beck: Social justice "is a perversion of the Gospel," "not what Jesus would say"

Audio at link.

Also:

That, of course, includes the entire Catholic Church, which has a doctrine on social justice that's included in the catechism.

Congrats, Beck. You just pissed off the Pope.

165 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:50:41pm

re: #162 freetoken

Strange, strange news day. All sorts of misc stories that add up to ... I don't know what:

Roethlisberger plays the Bill Clinton defense:

Ben Roethlisberger Admits Sexual Contact But Not Intercourse with Accuser, According to TV Station

Do True Conservatives drink true tea?

This one does, quite regularly. Pu erh, usually, but I'll stoop to drinking even something as awful as 5 buck a pound ban-cha if that's all I can have.

166 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:50:48pm

re: #157 Guanxi88

That you, Onan?

don't know that name... guessing I don't want to.

167 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:51:05pm

re: #153 iceweasel

Beck continues yesterday's crusade against 'social justice', urging people to leave churches that talk about it:

Beck: Social justice "is a perversion of the Gospel," "not what Jesus would say"

Audio at link.

Also:

Day 512 of Glenn Beck still being an idiot.

168 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:51:34pm

re: #166 brookly red

don't know that name... guessing I don't want to.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

In the Biblical Book of Genesis, Onan (Hebrew: אוֹנָן, Modern Onan Tiberian ʾװnān ; Strong) was the second son of Judah.[1] Certain interpretations of the narrative concerning him have led to the term onanism, which means masturbation or coitus interruptus.

According to the text, after God had killed Onan's older brother Er, Judah asked Onan to have sexual intercourse with Tamar and impregnate her, the widow of Er, so that the child or children could be declared to be Er's heir(s).[2] Onan had sex with Tamar, but performed coitus interruptus each time, spilling his "seed" (semen) on the ground, so that there would not be any offspring which he could not claim as his own.[3] The passage states that this displeased God, who killed Onan as his punishment.[4]

169 darthstar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:51:55pm

re: #166 brookly red

don't know that name... guessing I don't want to.

Onan the Contrarian...never heard of him? He was known for whipping out his sword and beating himself to death.

170 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:52:13pm

re: #167 Gus 802

Day 512 of Glenn Beck still being an idiot.

so that would be considered a pre-existing condition?

171 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:52:14pm

re: #164 Cato the Elder

That, of course, includes the entire Catholic Church, which has a doctrine on social justice that's included in the catechism.

Congrats, Beck. You just pissed off the Pope.

Precisely. I guess all Catholics aren't true Christians, for Beck.

That should go over well-- with the segments of wingnuttery that believe the Church is the Whore of Babylon, or that the Pope is the antichrist. (they won't mind him sharing that title with Obama, in any case).

172 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:52:20pm

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

173 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:52:41pm

re: #153 iceweasel

So, do I have to change my bracelet to WWJND?*

*What Would Jesus Not Do? I bet I could sell them on Conservapedia.

174 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:53:10pm

re: #170 brookly red

so that would be considered a pre-existing condition?

Hmm, maybe. Although I hope they don't turn him away because he needs the mental health insurance coverage badly. /

175 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:53:27pm

re: #169 darthstar

Onan the Contrarian...never heard of him? He was known for whipping out his sword and beating himself to death.

no, I don't think he ever ran in my district...

176 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:53:38pm

You know, I'm thinking that those of us with elderly parents who watch Fox should check to see what their seed interest is these days. Or better, check their bank accounts. Geeze.

177 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:53:53pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

Well, there was those three days there, but otherwise, that hippy never shut up on the subject.

178 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:54:27pm

Those evil, deceiving scientists and all their gobbledegook:

Scientists should stop deceiving us

179 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:55:29pm

re: #161 Gus 802

Hard to believe they're playing end-of-times commercials like this on television.

Have you never watched CBN? TBN? Whoa boy, the stuff they sell to the fearful...

180 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:55:39pm

re: #164 Cato the Elder

That, of course, includes the entire Catholic Church, which has a doctrine on social justice that's included in the catechism.

Congrats, Beck. You just pissed off the Pope.

Unholy Heathens Pope Man, Its the Moron Mormon and he's giving all of Christianity a bad name!

I know Altar Boy we need to head to the Pop Mobile and FAST!

181 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:56:13pm

re: #177 Guanxi88

Well, there was those three days there, but otherwise, that hippy never shut up on the subject.

How different is the Jesus in the Book of Mormon from the Jesus of the Gospels? And do Mormons read the traditional Gospels, or are they replaced entirely by the BoM?

I am woefully ignorant on the subject.

182 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:56:51pm

re: #179 Slumbering Behemoth

Have you never watched CBN? TBN? Whoa boy, the stuff they sell to the fearful...

And tacky. Gah! have you ever seen such sets? All the furniture they have could have been swiped one of of Saddam's appallingly decorated palaces.

And don't even start me on the hair on these people.

183 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:57:05pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

Here you go:

Compendium of the Social Doctrine of the Church

Vatican web site.

184 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:57:15pm

re: #168 Guanxi88

God hates the pull-out method.

185 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:57:36pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

That's exactly the point Fred Clark makes over at slacktivist-- the link I gave under the audio. It's worth a read:

This is an astonishing claim to anyone who's ever had a Bible and their eyes open at the same time. Justice is an inescapable, relentless, pervasive, nearly omnipresent theme of that entire volume. It is impossible to read the law and the prophets, the Gospels and epistles, the histories, wisdom literature and apocalypse without being confronted incessantly with the theme of justice, justice, justice, justice, justice, justice, justice.

That accounts for justice, in the Christian teaching of every Christian church, being regarded as a cardinal virtue and an attribute of God.

I'm guessing that Beck would argue that he's not opposing justice per se, only "social justice" -- which he sees as a "code word" for Nazicommunism or something. But this is nonsense. Not just the slander that every Christian from the original disciples on down is a Nazicommunist, but the very idea that it's possible to speak of "justice" as distinct from "social justice."

Justice is, by definition, social. Justice, by definition, is something that exists only between and among individuals and groups of individuals and groups of groups. One might argue that "social justice" is redundant, but one cannot oppose "social justice" without opposing justice itself.

(I can't even imagine what "individual justice" might mean. Perhaps some kind of self-help therapeutic babble -- "You need to be fair to you ..." Or maybe the title of a violent action movie starring Vin Diesel as a judge whose daughter has been kidnapped by drug dealers.)

That trailblazers of wingnuttery like Glenn Beck would explicitly condemn justice itself shouldn't be surprising. You'll recall that just a few months ago, Beck and his allies (including most of the Republican caucus in Congress) were loudly railing against a related prerequisite virtue, empathy.

Yes, that's right, they said empathy was bad. Once they decided that, then it was only a matter of time before they were bound to come out against justice as well, because empathy is the foundation of justice. (See if you can arrive at some conception of justice that does not rely upon empathy. No philosopher, ethicist or religious genius ever yet has managed to do so.)

Let me be clear: When Glenn Beck asserts that justice is incompatible with the Gospel and with the teachings of Christ, he is not following the Pauline/Augustinian argument that perfect love transcends justice ("Justice that is only justice is less than justice," in Reinhold Niebuhr's phrase). He is, rather, saying that justice itself is a bad thing.

Glenn Beck is anti-justice. And he's telling his radio audience that Jesus Christ was anti-justice. It's hard to see how that doesn't make Glenn Beck anti-Christ. (The word there is an adjective, but the noun would also seem to fit.)

186 Girth  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:57:39pm

re: #153 iceweasel

Beck continues yesterday's crusade against 'social justice', urging people to leave churches that talk about it:

Beck: Social justice "is a perversion of the Gospel," "not what Jesus would say"

Audio at link.

Also:

What's with this pansy-ass lovey-dovey Savior shit?

My Christ kicks ass and takes names from the back of a raptor!

Image: JesusRidingDinosaur.jpg

///

187 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:57:46pm

re: #179 Slumbering Behemoth

Have you never watched CBN? TBN? Whoa boy, the stuff they sell to the fearful...

Haven't watched TV in years.

188 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:58:26pm

re: #184 Slumbering Behemoth

God hates the pull-out method.

Violates the first commandment ever given to our common ancestors: Be fruitful and multiply, or so I've been told. I know the sages didn't approve of the method, preferring an "absorbent" as they called to prevent conception.

189 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:58:49pm

re: #187 Gus 802

Haven't watched TV in years.

this buds for you...

190 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:59:09pm

re: #181 Cato the Elder

How different is the Jesus in the Book of Mormon from the Jesus of the Gospels? And do Mormons read the traditional Gospels, or are they replaced entirely by the BoM?

I am woefully ignorant on the subject.

a. Not different.

B. We read the Old and New Testament, and the Book of Mormon as well.

Please remember that Glenn Beck is giving you his interpretation, and he is a convert. That said, the LDS welfare (there is such a thing) requires that people do some sort of work (adjusted to physical abilities, etc.) to receive help.

191 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:59:10pm

re: #187 Gus 802

Haven't watched TV in years.

You're not missing much.

192 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:59:30pm

re: #189 brookly red

this buds for you...

Thanks.

193 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 4:59:51pm

So all you West Coasters..If you want to look like a genius tonight in front of your significant other.. Turn on Jeopardy tonight for the final Question..
It's a trick question..What country has the most number of Nuclear Reactors?
Everyone would guess France
It's the USA

194 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:00:10pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

I'm pretty sure he takes a break somewhere along the line to damn a fig tree into oblivion.

195 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:00:23pm

re: #187 Gus 802

Haven't watched TV in years.

Don't worry - my wife's picked up the slack for you. I hope i don't die during the season-premiere of 24, cause if I do, the cats will eat me before she notices.

196 What, me worry?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:01:01pm

re: #162 freetoken

Walmart selling black Barbies for less than white ones?

When is a sale a sign of racism?

Unfortunately, the Black Barbies are probably not selling as well as the White Barbies so they do have to move them (what they said in the article). I imagine in a large Metropolitan city, you wouldn't see that.

Not racism, capitalism, but I think a sad commentary nevertheless.

197 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:01:24pm

re: #190 EmmmieG

a. Not different.

B. We read the Old and New Testament, and the Book of Mormon as well.

Please remember that Glenn Beck is giving you his interpretation, and he is a convert. That said, the LDS welfare (there is such a thing) requires that people do some sort of work (adjusted to physical abilities, etc.) to receive help.

/"Adjusted to physical abilities..." You know to me that sounds a lot like "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs..." BECKS A COMMUNIST!

198 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:03:56pm

re: #196 marjoriemoon

Unfortunately, the Black Barbies are probably not selling as well as the White Barbies so they do have to move them (what they said in the article). I imagine in a large Metropolitan city, you wouldn't see that.

Not racism, capitalism, but I think a sad commentary nevertheless.

On consumers, or production managers?

199 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:04:18pm

re: #191 Guanxi88

You're not missing much.

Yeah, but you mentioned a doc on conspiracy theories this morning that sounded good! Who aired it? I want to find it online.

200 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:05:01pm

re: #186 Girth

What's with this pansy-ass lovey-dovey Savior shit?

My Christ kicks ass and takes names from the back of a raptor!

[Link: i256.photobucket.com...]

///

That IS awesome. :)

201 Girth  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:05:16pm

re: #197 jamesfirecat

/"Adjusted to physical abilities..." You know to me that sounds a lot like "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs..." BECKS A COMMUNIST!

Socialist at the very least...

Remember he educated himself with library books paid for by community funds.

202 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:05:52pm

re: #198 SixDegrees

On consumers, or production managers?

is it like a Barbie minstral?...or a separate, renamed doll?

203 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:07:41pm

re: #199 iceweasel

Yeah, but you mentioned a doc on conspiracy theories this morning that sounded good! Who aired it? I want to find it online.

That was on the Independent Film Channel. The producers posted the whole thing - in 9 parts - on Youtube:

for part 1:

here's their youtube channel:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

204 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:07:45pm

re: #201 Girth

Socialist at the very least...

Remember he educated himself with library books paid for by community funds.

Best argument EVAR for more funding for libraries.

Beck's bookmobile appears to have been shorted.

205 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:08:08pm

re: #201 Girth

Socialist at the very least...

Remember he educated himself with library books paid for by community funds.

wow... that can go in like 12 different snarky directions. I think I just hit the comment lottery :)

206 What, me worry?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:08:32pm

re: #198 SixDegrees

On consumers, or production managers?

Consumers. It could mean they don't have a large enough Black population, or at least of those who shop there. And I'm a diversity kinda gal.

My ex's family was from Southern Alabama. Nice town, but very segregated. Not "official" of course (well I don't think so), but the Blacks stayed on their side of town and the Whites stayed on theirs. I don't care for it.

207 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:08:53pm

re: #203 Guanxi88

Thanks so much-- bookmarked and will watch later tonight. I loved IFC when I still had cable.

208 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:09:16pm

re: #9 zora

we should only trade in gold and seeds.
//

well...and marijuana, which could form the basis of a solid currency...oops.

(too much?)

209 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:09:28pm

re: #207 iceweasel

Thanks so much-- bookmarked and will watch later tonight. I loved IFC when I still had cable.

I got me three kids - cable's the only way we can all get our Spongebob fix. Oh, and Penguins of Madagascar.

210 What, me worry?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:09:51pm

re: #202 albusteve

is it like a Barbie minstral?...or a separate, renamed doll?

There's a link there showing it. The dolls are pretty identical other than color and hair.

[Link: caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com...]

211 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:10:02pm

Today is a nice, sunny day, even if it is a bit chilly. I knew it would be, I check the weather reports, and I have planned ahead by marinating a nice Tri-Tip overnight. Time to start the coals and get busy.

Later Lizards.

212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:10:48pm
213 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:11:09pm

re: #206 marjoriemoon

Consumers. It could mean they don't have a large enough Black population, or at least of those who shop there. And I'm a diversity kinda gal.

My ex's family was from Southern Alabama. Nice town, but very segregated. Not "official" of course (well I don't think so), but the Blacks stayed on their side of town and the Whites stayed on theirs. I don't care for it.

eh. it was somebody's job to estimate the demand properly. i blame the inventory management, having always had to fend off the blame myself when too much or too little product was on the shelf in a prior job...

214 What, me worry?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:11:54pm

re: #213 Aceofwhat?

eh. it was somebody's job to estimate the demand properly. i blame the inventory management, having always had to fend off the blame myself when too much or too little product was on the shelf in a prior job...

Could be that for sure.

215 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:12:23pm

re: #210 marjoriemoon

There's a link there showing it. The dolls are pretty identical other than color and hair.

[Link: caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com...]

they appear to be sepaarte dolls, feature wise....I couldn't believe they would simply take the original and alter the color

216 aagcobb  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:13:11pm

re: #17 Thanos

Run away!

217 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:13:18pm

re: #215 albusteve

they appear to be sepaarte dolls, feature wise...I couldn't believe they would simply take the original and alter the color

no the did make proportional distinctions...

218 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:13:22pm

I think it's time for ICEWEASEL and the CATOBOT to stop horsing around here and work on ripping Beck a rhetorical new one.

For great social justice!

219 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:13:53pm

re: #200 iceweasel

That IS awesome. :)

It's pretty good, but it's no Bea Arthur, KILLING MACHINE.

220 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:14:09pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder

Where in the Gospels, pray, does Jesus not talk about social justice?

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

221 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:15:04pm

re: #218 Cato the Elder

I think it's time for ICEWEASEL and the CATOBOT to stop horsing around here and work on ripping Beck a rhetorical new one.

For great social justice!

there is no new one...it's all been ripped long ago

222 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:15:18pm

re: #218 Cato the Elder

I think it's time for ICEWEASEL and the CATOBOT to stop horsing around here and work on ripping Beck a rhetorical new one.

For great social justice!

My neighbours appear to have gotten a puppy, or left someone's puppy alone in their apartment. It's been crying for the last hour. :(

These are new neighbours and I don't have their cell number. I may have to leave them a strongly worded note if this continues....
(I couldn't care less about noise, just the puppy)

223 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:15:29pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

Bullshit. At least as it pertains to the Church. Shove that wingnuttery where the sun don't shine in your back door.

224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:15:45pm
225 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:16:21pm

re: #222 iceweasel

My neighbours appear to have gotten a puppy, or left someone's puppy alone in their apartment. It's been crying for the last hour. :(

These are new neighbours and I don't have their cell number. I may have to leave them a strongly worded note if this continues...
(I couldn't care less about noise, just the puppy)

If they're gone for more than a day, you may have to call animal services.

226 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:16:24pm

Twitter can be kind of creepy in a way; if you search for your name, it's a bit like being a fly on the wall, listening to people who hate you as they chatter back and forth.

This was just tweeted by "JammieWearingFool," a backstabbing asshole who registered a sock puppet account here in order to post nasty comments full of insults -- after I had trusted him to be an LGF monitor, and let him get away with pimping his blog non-stop at LGF for years.

If a GOP aide was caught working for al Qaeda, Charles Johnson's ponytail would stand up straight. Funny how he's silent today...

Then it was promptly retweeted by Melissa Clouthier, because it's just so much fun to bash me, I guess.

What are they talking about? This story, about an American in Yemen who is apparently hooked up with Al Qaeda: Buena man is accused of al Qaeda-related terrorist attack in Yemen %P% - NJ.com.

Was he actually a "Democratic aide?" This is where the story gets really, really stupid.

Campaign finance records show Mobley received $75 as an election day worker for Gov. Jon Corzine's campaign in 2005.

So this guy worked ONE DAY for Corzine's campaign, probably distributing flyers or something, and made $75 whole dollars, and now all of a sudden he's being described by these crackheads as being connected to the Democratic Party.

The stupidity gives me a headache sometimes.

227 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:16:29pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

Except that Beck is talking about social justice being preached as part of a church doctrine, do you have a problem with that?

228 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:17:30pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

Right, because we all know that the citizenry will just do the right thing all the time without need for legal intervention. Sort of like the way that worked with civil rights and gender equality. They would have closed down the child labor factories on their own.

Unlikely.

229 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:19:13pm

re: #224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Re-post this morning... because it's just (IMO) disgusting. Wanted to share.

I'm kind like that.

I am someone who shares.

I really fail to see anything wrong, much less disgusting, in that story.

230 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:19:16pm

re: #228 Gus 802

Right, because we all know that the citizenry will just do the right thing all the time without need for legal intervention. Sort of like the way that worked with civil rights and gender equality. They would have closed down the child labor factories on their own.

Unlikely.

and it seems that "human trafficking" is at an all time high...

231 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:20:16pm

re: #225 Cato the Elder

If they're gone for more than a day, you may have to call animal services.

Damn straight I would.
It's also a violation of the lease here to have a dog in the first place.
I wouldn't ever rat someone out for that, but I'll call animal services if they don't come home in the nest 24 hours.

I don't know these folks yet but they've been decent neighbours so far. I'm not even sure it's their dog and not a houseguest's. That might explain why the dog is crying too-- being alone in a new place while they're all out to dinner or something.
I'll be monitoring the situation and will report back.

232 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:20:24pm

re: #222 iceweasel

My neighbours appear to have gotten a puppy, or left someone's puppy alone in their apartment. It's been crying for the last hour. :(

These are new neighbours and I don't have their cell number. I may have to leave them a strongly worded note if this continues...
(I couldn't care less about noise, just the puppy)

suggestion: if you can find some way to enter, give teh puppeh lots of food and water and let it otherwise run free...

233 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:20:24pm

re: #225 Cato the Elder

If they're gone for more than a day, you may have to call animal services.

I'd make a great puppy sitter, reasonably priced too....more than a day is definitely abusive, but leaving them alone is not

234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:20:27pm

re: #229 Cato the Elder

Well, okay then.

235 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:20:50pm

re: #230 brookly red

and it seems that "human trafficking" is at an all time high...

Outside the United States.

236 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:21:27pm

re: #208 Aceofwhat?

well...and marijuana, which could form the basis of a solid currency...oops.

(too much?)

237 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:21:50pm

re: #235 Gus 802

Outside the United States.

I think all around, but I got no data.

238 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:22:10pm

re: #231 iceweasel

Damn straight I would.
It's also a violation of the lease here to have a dog in the first place.
I wouldn't ever rat someone out for that, but I'll call animal services if they don't come home in the nest 24 hours.

I don't know these folks yet but they've been decent neighbours so far. I'm not even sure it's their dog and not a houseguest's. That might explain why the dog is crying too-- being alone in a new place while they're all out to dinner or something.
I'll be monitoring the situation and will report back.

if you need anybody to kick the door in, I'm available

239 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:22:55pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

240 doubter4444  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:23:11pm

re: #238 albusteve

if you need anybody to kick the door in, I'm available

Me too.

241 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:23:35pm

re: #204 iceweasel

Best argument EVAR for more funding for libraries.

Beck's bookmobile appears to have been shorted.

Beck's bookmobile.

242 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:23:45pm

re: #236 Jimmah

[Video]

ha! as a Yank, i don't get to hear 'hundredweight' often as a lyric...loving it...

243 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:08pm

re: #232 Aceofwhat?

suggestion: if you can find some way to enter, give teh puppeh lots of food and water and let it otherwise run free...

I can't. These folks moved in at the beginning of the month. I had the old neighbours key and his phone numbers but gave the key back to him when he left. He wouldn't still have the keys now either.

If I still had the old key I think I would let myself in, but it's only been going on for an hour and a half or so. Like I said, I think they're just out to dinner. Hope so.

244 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:11pm

re: #238 albusteve

if you need anybody to kick the door in, I'm available

but she has boots...

245 Bagua  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:13pm

re: #126 SanFranciscoZionist

OT--I have a swollen and sore bit on the roof of my mouth. It's on one side, behind the back teeth. I can feel a corresponding bump on the other side of the mouth, but not swollen or painful.

When I swallow, feels like broken glass in ear. Is this a lymph node, or a salivary gland, or what, and is there anything I can do to bring it down?

Sounds like inflammation/infection of the adenoids or tonsils affecting the eustachian tubes (thus the ear pain) and/or middle ear inflammation/infection. Tylenol may give you some relief, but you should have it looked at.

246 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:23pm

re: #238 albusteve

if you need anybody to kick the door in, I'm available

I have called the cops on people who leave their dogs locked in hot cars on summer days. It's now against the law in Maryland.

Once the lady who owned the car came back before the cops arrived. With three kids in tow. She proceeded to cuss me out in front of her kids in language that would make Mandy blush.

Nice way to teach your kids about respect for animals.

247 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:48pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

Bullshit again.

248 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:24:51pm

re: #244 Aceofwhat?

but she has boots...

I use the top of my head....

249 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:25:12pm

re: #243 iceweasel

I can't. These folks moved in at the beginning of the month. I had the old neighbours key and his phone numbers but gave the key back to him when he left. He wouldn't still have the keys now either.

If I still had the old key I think I would let myself in, but it's only been going on for an hour and a half or so. Like I said, I think they're just out to dinner. Hope so.

i just think that all of the little puppy "gifts" on the floors around the joint would be a fitting retribution. oh well.

250 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:26:09pm

re: #226 Charles

JWF also has a thread on his blog refuting the Rush "Massa" quote from yesterday. I didn't take him seriously enough to look into it.

251 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:26:40pm

re: #246 Cato the Elder

I have called the cops on people who leave their dogs locked in hot cars on summer days. It's now against the law in Maryland.

Once the lady who owned the car came back before the cops arrived. With three kids in tow. She proceeded to cuss me out in front of her kids in language that would make Mandy blush.

Nice way to teach your kids about respect for animals.

my sister has busted a bunch of people for abusing animals, and not just near her home...same thing....she'd pry open a car door if she could, she's that relentless

252 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:27:35pm

re: #249 Aceofwhat?

i just think that all of the little puppy "gifts" on the floors around the joint would be a fitting retribution. oh well.

no biggie... thats what the NYT is for :)

253 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:27:45pm

re: #249 Aceofwhat?

i just think that all of the little puppy "gifts" on the floors around the joint would be a fitting retribution. oh well.

I consider that abusive, to put a dog in that situation

254 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:28:10pm

re: #242 Aceofwhat?

ha! as a Yank, i don't get to hear 'hundredweight' often as a lyric...loving it...

I like weed songs that deal in large quantities...lol

255 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:28:15pm

re: #251 albusteve

my sister has busted a bunch of people for abusing animals, and not just near her home...same thing...she'd pry open a car door if she could, she's that relentless

Does she date older Romans?

256 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:28:22pm

re: #222 iceweasel

My neighbours appear to have gotten a puppy, or left someone's puppy alone in their apartment. It's been crying for the last hour. :(

These are new neighbours and I don't have their cell number. I may have to leave them a strongly worded note if this continues...
(I couldn't care less about noise, just the puppy)

My neighbors with the pit bulls have split. Remember I posted there was a van in front of their house? Well, it was not their homeys moving in, they are good and gone. I think the neighbor on the other side, that their dogs attacked, served them and got a lien on their property.

The bad news is that their house will probably go into foreclosure and become an eyesore in the neighborhood, just like it was before the doggie "lovers" moved in.

257 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:28:28pm

Wow. I just read about Senator Reid's wife and daughter.

Prayers for their speedy recovery.

258 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:28:45pm

re: #250 Killgore Trout

JWF also has a thread on his blog refuting the Rush "Massa" quote from yesterday. I didn't take him seriously enough to look into it.

He doesn't actually "refute" anything. He just whines that the media is getting info from Media Matters. Doesn't dispute the racist comment. It's pathetic.

259 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:29:12pm

re: #245 Bagua

I hope she's at After Hours/Urgent care at this moment. I had to drive myself from the Holiday Inn to the emergency room in Emporia KS at 2:00AM because I let an ear infection go too long and burst my eardrum. Such pain! The receptionist and nurse both thought I was a crack head looking for opiates!
I showed them, with my bleeding ear and all.

260 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:29:20pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

Yes he was about the kingdom of earth. He spent word after word explaining to his followers how to exist among the world. And, if you lend any weight to the other books in the Greek scriptures, you will understand that there was a whole "organization" of home churches across the area, and Paul wrote numerous letters to these congregations and counseled them on their internal political structure and how to exist among the world.

To ignore the social aspects of the Greek scriptures is to ignore a large part of the message of the New Testament.

261 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:29:34pm

re: #258 Charles

He doesn't actually "refute" anything. He just whines that the media is getting info from Media Matters. Doesn't dispute the racist comment. It's pathetic.

Ah, ok.

262 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:29:42pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

First time I ever heard that.

Looking through the Vatican I see this:

Excerpt from CARITAS IN VERITATE:

First of all, justice. Ubi societas, ibi ius: every society draws up its own system of justice. Charity goes beyond justice, because to love is to give, to offer what is “mine” to the other; but it never lacks justice, which prompts us to give the other what is “his”, what is due to him by reason of his being or his acting. I cannot “give” what is mine to the other, without first giving him what pertains to him in justice. If we love others with charity, then first of all we are just towards them. Not only is justice not extraneous to charity, not only is it not an alternative or parallel path to charity: justice is inseparable from charity[1], and intrinsic to it. Justice is the primary way of charity or, in Paul VI's words, “the minimum measure” of it[2], an integral part of the love “in deed and in truth” (1 Jn 3:18), to which Saint John exhorts us. On the one hand, charity demands justice: recognition and respect for the legitimate rights of individuals and peoples. It strives to build the earthly city according to law and justice. On the other hand, charity transcends justice and completes it in the logic of giving and forgiving[3]. The earthly city is promoted not merely by relationships of rights and duties, but to an even greater and more fundamental extent by relationships of gratuitousness, mercy and communion. Charity always manifests God's love in human relationships as well, it gives theological and salvific value to all commitment for justice in the world.

263 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:29:43pm

re: #246 Cato the Elder


Once the lady who owned the car came back before the cops arrived. With three kids in tow. She proceeded to cuss me out in front of her kids in language that would make Mandy blush.

I've been cussed out by both parties when a guy hit his girlfriend in front of my building. Certainly gave me a visceral understanding for why cops hate domestic violence calls-- the warring couple suddenly unites again against the intruder.
In that instance it was also the woman who was a lot more vicious to me. lol.

264 Lidane  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:31:25pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

LOL no. Try again, and this time actually read the New Testament.

265 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:31:26pm

re: #263 iceweasel

I've been cussed out by both parties when a guy hit his girlfriend in front of my building. Certainly gave me a visceral understanding for why cops hate domestic violence calls-- the warring couple suddenly unites again against the intruder.
In that instance it was also the woman who was a lot more vicious to me. lol.

weird...and not in a "ooh, i've never seen a piercing there" kind of way...

266 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:32:14pm

re: #263 iceweasel

I've been cussed out by both parties when a guy hit his girlfriend in front of my building. Certainly gave me a visceral understanding for why cops hate domestic violence calls-- the warring couple suddenly unites again against the intruder.
In that instance it was also the woman who was a lot more vicious to me. lol.

That's really fucked up.

267 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:32:29pm

re: #231 iceweasel

Damn straight I would.
It's also a violation of the lease here to have a dog in the first place.
I wouldn't ever rat someone out for that, but I'll call animal services if they don't come home in the nest 24 hours.

I don't know these folks yet but they've been decent neighbours so far. I'm not even sure it's their dog and not a houseguest's. That might explain why the dog is crying too-- being alone in a new place while they're all out to dinner or something.
I'll be monitoring the situation and will report back.

This is why I love you Ice and Jimmah..
Let the little puppy cry tonight.. He misses someone during dinner..But Mommy or Daddy will rescue him tonight and take him home...
Poor thing is probably crying about not getting leftovers from a 42nd street Deli... Why am I all alone..Where did my Master go? Where the heck is my leftovers?
Humans totally suck..Till they get home..
*wink*

268 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:33:39pm

re: #265 Aceofwhat?

weird...and not in a "ooh, i've never seen a piercing there" kind of way...

Weird, but not uncommon, I guess. It was a whole "stand by your man" thing obviously.
The "man" in question skedaddled when I said I'd called the cops. I reckon he had some prior warrants or something.
Tammy Wynette stuck around for the denouement.

269 Girth  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:33:40pm

re: #258 Charles

He doesn't actually "refute" anything. He just whines that the media is getting info from Media Matters. Doesn't dispute the racist comment. It's pathetic.

Did Rush say it?

Well, this is from Media Matters...

Yeah, but did he say it?

Well, I don't trust Media Matters...

I understand that, but is this report accurate? Did he say what they say he said?

That's not the point...

270 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:33:48pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

Where in this passage does he mention putting off social justice until the Kingdom comes?

Luke 6:27-36

Love your enemies; do good to those who hate you; bless those who curse you; pray for those who treat you spitefully. When a man hits you on the cheek, offer him the other cheek too; when a man takes your coat, let him have your shirt as well. Give to everyone who asks you; when a man takes what is yours, do not demand it back. Treat others as you would like them to treat you. If you love only those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners love those who love them. Again, if you do good only to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do as much. And if you lend only where you expect to be repaid, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to each other to be repaid in full. But you must love your enemies and do good; and lend without expecting any return; and you will have a rich reward: you will be sons of the Most High, because he himself is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. Be compassionate as your Father is compassionate.

Your understanding of Jesus is rather thin.

Now go pound sand up your avatar.

271 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:34:35pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

Yet for some reason He in His wisdom chose to tell us in no uncertain terms how one kingdom relates to the other:

“It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
(Luke 18:25)

272 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:34:47pm

re: #255 Cato the Elder

Does she date older Romans?

she's a complete crackpot...I'm the only one in the family that can make any sense of her at all....but she has a huge, generous heart...you'd do better elsewhere

273 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:34:55pm

re: #227 jamesfirecat

Except that Beck is talking about social justice being preached as part of a church doctrine, do you have a problem with that?

I see social justice as a secular political movement, not a part of a religious movement. There is some overlap of principles with Christianity, certainly. Equality of outcome through rule of law is a secular idea, I don't see basis for that in the bible...who is the authority here? Christ or the law?

I think Beck is over-reacting, people should stay in whatever church that preaches what they want to hear or enlightens them.

274 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:35:15pm

re: #270 Cato the Elder

Your understanding of Jesus is rather thin.

Now go pound sand up your avatar.

/gotta love a good Jesus fight...

275 Bagua  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:35:57pm

re: #259 prairiefire

I hope she's at After Hours/Urgent care at this moment. I had to drive myself from the Holiday Inn to the emergency room in Emporia KS at 2:00AM because I let an ear infection go too long and burst my eardrum. Such pain! The receptionist and nurse both thought I was a crack head looking for opiates!
I showed them, with my bleeding ear and all.

Yes, if the ear is infected then delay will increase the chance of hearing loss. If the diagnosis requires antibiotics, then the sooner they are begun the better.

276 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:37:04pm

re: #273 KingKenrod

I see social justice as a secular political movement, not a part of a religious movement. There is some overlap of principles with Christianity, certainly. Equality of outcome through rule of law is a secular idea, I don't see basis for that in the bible...who is the authority here? Christ or the law?

I think Beck is over-reacting, people should stay in whatever church that preaches what they want to hear or enlightens them.

But Beck is not talking about a secular political movement. He is talking about a theological concept. So, I don't even know why your are addressing this as a political issue, it's not.

277 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:37:13pm

re: #274 brookly red


Jesus fight...

Best southpark episode EVER!

(and if not, why not?)

278 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:37:53pm

re: #263 iceweasel

I've been cussed out by both parties when a guy hit his girlfriend in front of my building. Certainly gave me a visceral understanding for why cops hate domestic violence calls-- the warring couple suddenly unites again against the intruder.
In that instance it was also the woman who was a lot more vicious to me. lol.

I've seen this happen. Once in town I saw an older man try to intervene to protect a girl from an attack by the guy who was accompaning her. They both turned on the poor guy and kicked him to the ground - the girl was screaming at him. Fortunately it was Saturday night and in the centre of town, and the police were on hand to break it up right away, otherwise the result could have been much worse.

279 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:37:55pm

re: #274 brookly red

/gotta love a good Jesus fight...

yeah...i'm ducking this one....

280 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:38:34pm

A little snippet from Section One, Chapter Two, Article 3 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church.-- the entire section is titled Social Justice, btw.

There exist also sinful inequalities that affect millions of men and women. These are in open contradiction of the Gospel:

Their equal dignity as persons demands that we strive for fairer and more humane conditions. Excessive economic and social disparity between individuals and peoples of the one human race is a source of scandal and militates against social justice, equity, human dignity, as well as social and international peace.44

Shock.

281 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:38:44pm

I am reminded of the statement by Barry Goldwater who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in which he said, "You can't legislate morality" in opposition. This was the common rallying cry for the bigots across the land. There major opposition was to Title II of that act which reads:

Outlawed discrimination in hotels, motels, restaurants, theaters, and all other public accommodations engaged in interstate commerce; exempted private clubs without defining the term "private."

In other words Goldwater, Gore, Byrd, Thurmond, et al thought it was an individuals right to remain a bigot.

The Civil Rights act was a secular act of social justice. Thanks goodness for small graces.

282 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:38:54pm

re: #279 Aceofwhat?

yeah...i'm ducking this one...

no, I think it be over...

283 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:39:26pm

re: #281 Gus 802

There = their. PIMF

284 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:39:43pm

re: #278 Jimmah

I've seen this happen. Once in town I saw an older man try to intervene to protect a girl from an attack by the guy who was accompaning her. They both turned on the poor guy and kicked him to the ground - the girl was screaming at him. Fortunately it was Saturday night and in the centre of town, and the police were on hand to break it up right away, otherwise the result could have been much worse.

ugh. i stand corrected. it's more sad than weird.

285 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:40:01pm

re: #279 Aceofwhat?

yeah...i'm ducking this one...

Ya better...

So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.

286 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:40:11pm

re: #282 brookly red

no, I think it be over...

Gin all around, then!

287 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:41:00pm

re: #285 Walter L. Newton

constantine?

288 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:41:21pm

re: #286 Aceofwhat?

Gin all around, then!

rain water & grain alcohol for me please...

289 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:41:29pm

re: #228 Gus 802

Right, because we all know that the citizenry will just do the right thing all the time without need for legal intervention. Sort of like the way that worked with civil rights and gender equality. They would have closed down the child labor factories on their own.

Unlikely.

Exactly my point. People will choose to do bad things unless the threat of sanction forces them to behave. In Christianity, this is the natural human condition, and Christ is the only salvation from this condition. This idea directly contradicts the notion that an equal world can be achieved through secular authority.

290 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:41:55pm

re: #288 brookly red

rain water & grain alcohol for me please...

good move. no fluoride.

291 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:42:06pm

re: #260 Walter L. Newton

Yes he was about the kingdom of earth. He spent word after word explaining to his followers how to exist among the world. And, if you lend any weight to the other books in the Greek scriptures, you will understand that there was a whole "organization" of home churches across the area, and Paul wrote numerous letters to these congregations and counseled them on their internal political structure and how to exist among the world.

To ignore the social aspects of the Greek scriptures is to ignore a large part of the message of the New Testament.

Why does the atheist have to keep explaining this stuff to certain people. The pew sitters are suppose to already know this.

292 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:42:28pm

re: #270 Cato the Elder

Your understanding of Jesus is rather thin.

Now go pound sand up your avatar.

Being nice to each other is for when we get to heaven for going to church enough times. Commie Progs got hold of this beautiful message and perverted it so that people would think Jesus wanted us to actually do good things and be nice and fair to each other here on earth. Disgusting./

293 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:42:39pm

re: #290 Aceofwhat?

good move. no fluoride.

Children's ice cream Mandrake.

294 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:42:42pm

re: #287 Aceofwhat?

constantine?

Yes... I must be the only person (well, both of us) that actually enjoyed that movie... well... most of it.

295 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:42:53pm

re: #281 Gus 802

I am reminded of the statement by Barry Goldwater who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in which he said, "You can't legislate morality" in opposition. This was the common rallying cry for the bigots across the land. There major opposition was to Title II of that act which reads:

In other words Goldwater, Gore, Byrd, Thurmond, et al thought it was an individuals right to remain a bigot.

The Civil Rights act was a secular act of social justice. Thanks goodness for small graces.

Yep.
By the way, that specific bit I just quoted from the Catechism is from 1938.
Maybe Beck can haul out the blackboard and connect it to This Land is Your Land in some way.

296 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:43:49pm

here we go again...another offended teen
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

297 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:44:03pm

re: #295 iceweasel

Yep.
By the way, that specific bit I just quoted from the Catechism is from 1938.
Maybe Beck can haul out the blackboard and connect it to This Land is Your Land in some way.

Another socialist marching song.

298 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:45:18pm

re: #289 KingKenrod

Exactly my point. People will choose to do bad things unless the threat of sanction forces them to behave. In Christianity, this is the natural human condition, and Christ is the only salvation from this condition. This idea directly contradicts the notion that an equal world can be achieved through secular authority.

sounds like a lot of hoky poky to me

299 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:45:47pm

re: #289 KingKenrod

Exactly my point. People will choose to do bad things unless the threat of sanction forces them to behave. In Christianity, this is the natural human condition, and Christ is the only salvation from this condition. This idea directly contradicts the notion that an equal world can be achieved through secular authority.

The concept of social justice is a broad one. Not all social justice implies the quest for equality of outcome. People are garnered the rights through many social justice movement to retain the ability to attain equal outcome. Thus when a person of a certain race is granted the right to attend a particular school they are granted the equal right to attend that school but not to be guaranteed an equal outcome to their peers regardless of their scholastic performance.

300 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:46:25pm

re: #294 Walter L. Newton

It was a good movie.

(retires to faint after agreeing with Walter twice in one evening..............)

301 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:46:46pm

re: #276 Walter L. Newton

But Beck is not talking about a secular political movement. He is talking about a theological concept. So, I don't even know why your are addressing this as a political issue, it's not.

He's saying it's a sekrit commie backdoor.

302 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:46:57pm

re: #296 albusteve

here we go again...another offended teen
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Is that like the offended school district that is making a big stink about the lesbian couple?

303 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:47:13pm

re: #270 Cato the Elder

Now go pound sand up your avatar.

Very nice way to end a biblical quote.

304 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:47:35pm

re: #294 Walter L. Newton

Yes... I must be the only person (well, both of us) that actually enjoyed that movie... well... most of it.

It falls into my 'worth watching on TV' category.

Although i am a HUGE Peter Stormare fan. That guy steals scenes like Madoff steals bucks...

305 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:47:41pm

re: #302 Gus 802

Is that like the offended school district that is making a big stink about the lesbian couple?

not sure

306 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:48:21pm

re: #291 Walter L. Newton

Why does the atheist have to keep explaining this stuff to certain people. The pew sitters are suppose to already know this.

Sometimes you need a clearer picture of what you stand against then what you stand for.

I'll admit the one time I felt truly tempted to read the Bible was when I went atheist for about a week. Then I went back to Presbo-Agnostic and the desire departed...

307 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:48:45pm

re: #305 albusteve

not sure

my guess is it's a Lindsey Lohan link...how'd i do?

308 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:48:48pm

re: #278 Jimmah

I've seen this happen. Once in town I saw an older man try to intervene to protect a girl from an attack by the guy who was accompaning her. They both turned on the poor guy and kicked him to the ground - the girl was screaming at him. Fortunately it was Saturday night and in the centre of town, and the police were on hand to break it up right away, otherwise the result could have been much worse.

I pulled into a Shell Station off I-80 in Richmond California in the 90's..
I pumping gas and this couple in a Caddy was there also.. He started just beating the Shit out of her.. I ran 10 feet or so to confront him and he Pulled a sawed-off Shot gun from under the seat and pointed it my face...
It was that moment when I ran inside the office that I wondered why he didn't shoot me..I begged the girl behind the counter to call the police.. She would not do it...The Caddy drove away..I paid my bill..
Get back on the freeway...

309 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:49:27pm

Which one of you Lizards recommended the WWII book "A War to Be Won" the other day? I bought it for the Kindle and am enjoying it immensely.

The quality of the book recommendations around here is truly phenomenal.

310 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:49:27pm

Just got home and watching MST3k Season 4, episode 7 "Attack of the Killer Shrew" and think I'll follow it up with episode 2 "The Giant Gila Monster".

311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:49:36pm

re: #308 HoosierHoops

you... met... JACKSON BROWN!?!?!

312 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:50:38pm

re: #52 HoosierHoops

Charles..Excellent posts on that thread you made...
I have always said you are a man of Principle and will voice your beliefs and stand for what you you feel is right...
That is what I call courage..Kudo's
/Man that one post was almost like going into the Al Pacino speech in the Scent of a Woman
To some readers..That left a mark...With class

Thanks, Hoops. I usually don't post comments at other sites, but in this case I decided to start fighting back a little bit.

313 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:50:53pm

re: #310 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just got home and watching MST3k Season 4, episode 7 "Attack of the Killer Shrew" and think I'll follow it up with episode 2 "The Giant Gila Monster".

ahhh...been too long since i watched those. classic stuff.

314 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:51:25pm

re: #303 Spare O'Lake

Very nice way to end a biblical quote.

Consider the context. Mandy micturates on the name of God in Arabic every time she posts. And then has the brass balls to lecture us about Jesus and social justice.

315 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:52:43pm

re: #299 Gus 802

The concept of social justice is a broad one. Not all social justice implies the quest for equality of outcome. People are garnered the rights through many social justice movement to retain the ability to attain equal outcome. Thus when a person of a certain race is granted the right to attend a particular school they are granted the equal right to attend that school but not to be guaranteed an equal outcome to their peers regardless of their scholastic performance.

Totally agree. But I see social justice, as a modern political movement, as going a step further, saying if the outcome is unequal, then the system is broken and equality does not really exist.

316 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:53:12pm

re: #311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

you... met... JACKSON BROWN!?!?!

I did, altho I'm not a big fan of his, I let him shake my hand anyway...he's a big friend of Little Feat

317 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:54:11pm

re: #316 albusteve

I did, altho I'm not a big fan of his, I let him shake my hand anyway...he's a big friend of Little Feat

And Lindley.

318 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:54:55pm

re: #311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

you... met... JACKSON BROWN!?!?!

It's one of those things when you step into a fight and wish you did not...
Shotgun in face..Not good
Note to self: Call 911
/Hi Veggie!

319 Kragar  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:56:33pm

re: #313 Aceofwhat?

ahhh...been too long since i watched those. classic stuff.

Oh, we got a short "Junior Rodeo" to start.

320 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:56:48pm

re: #315 KingKenrod

Social justice can be tied to Equality of Opportunity, or Equality of Outcome.

Equality of Opportunity is about levelling playing fields, ending discrimination and ending "old school tie" closed shop economies.

Equality of Outcome - well, thats been hashed around forever.

321 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:58:02pm

re: #312 Charles

Thanks, Hoops. I usually don't post comments at other sites, but in this case I decided to start fighting back a little bit.

You are good people Charles...And have the best blog in the world..
So does this mean this Fall I can be SingaporeHoops? Please?
*wink*

322 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 5:58:28pm

re: #315 KingKenrod

Totally agree. But I see social justice, as a modern political movement, as going a step further, saying if the outcome is unequal, then the system is broken and equality does not really exist.

People will abuse any moral or ethical concept. Do some people abuse the concept of social justice? I'm sure they do. But it's a small percentage compared to the overall scheme of things. That is the overall good that comes from the concept of social justice (both secular and religious) outweighs the occasional and infrequent abuse. One cannot put all social justice movements in one box and that includes those motivated by political ideologies.

323 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:00:11pm

a guy is sitting on a park bench when another guy sits down and wolfs down a candy bar... and then another & another and another... the first guy says do you always do that? the second guy says my grandfather is 103... the first guy says do you mean to tell me you Grandfather got to be that old by eating candy bars?

the second guy says no, he got to be that old by minding his own business.

324 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:00:11pm

re: #317 Stanley Sea

And Lindley.

he's been around forever but I've never seen him play

325 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:02pm

Apparently Chuck Norris had a birthday yesterday... his 70th.

[Link: content.usatoday.com...]

WND claims that even time is afraid of Chuck Norris.

326 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:17pm

re: #324 albusteve

he's been around forever but I've never seen him play


Oh it's worth it! Small venues of course.

327 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:19pm

re: #308 HoosierHoops

I pulled into a Shell Station off I-80 in Richmond California in the 90's..
I pumping gas and this couple in a Caddy was there also.. He started just beating the Shit out of her.. I ran 10 feet or so to confront him and he Pulled a sawed-off Shot gun from under the seat and pointed it my face...
It was that moment when I ran inside the office that I wondered why he didn't shoot me..I begged the girl behind the counter to call the police.. She would not do it...The Caddy drove away..I paid my bill..
Get back on the freeway...

One night when I was living in the Cascade district in Seattle a drunk couple from one of the bars got into it in the parking lot. Lots of screaming and bad noises. By the time I opened up the apartment window he was terrorizing her in the corner of my building four floors down, blood running down her face. Called 911, and made a report. Then I leaned out the window with my Marlin lever gun, cycled the action and told him it was now time to cut it the fuck out. He tried to leave but the cops got there quick. Nice guys, they didn't say boo about the rifle.

Due to some paperwork snafu I didn't hear anything more until six to nine months later when I got a call from the prosecutor asking if I was willing to testify. On hearing that I was the dude signed a plea bargain. Yay.

328 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:30pm

re: #308 HoosierHoops

I pulled into a Shell Station off I-80 in Richmond California in the 90's..
I pumping gas and this couple in a Caddy was there also.. He started just beating the Shit out of her.. I ran 10 feet or so to confront him and he Pulled a sawed-off Shot gun from under the seat and pointed it my face...
It was that moment when I ran inside the office that I wondered why he didn't shoot me..I begged the girl behind the counter to call the police.. She would not do it...The Caddy drove away..I paid my bill..
Get back on the freeway...

Sounds like a close one. Glad you made it out of that one in one piece. It's a shame people are often too intimidated to talk to the police - something I've also come up against.

329 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:36pm

re: #314 Cato the Elder

Consider the context. Mandy micturates on the name of God in Arabic every time she posts. And then has the brass balls to lecture us about Jesus and social justice.

i gotta admit, i'm terribly conflicted about it. on one hand, i think that the Mossab Hasan Yousefs of the world probably get it, and the context of the graphic. on the other hand, it requires one to spend all their credibility on that lone item, leaving virtually nothing left over for discussions like this one.

i'm not sure that was coherent.

330 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:03:49pm

When people talk derisively about "equality of outcome", they are talking through their asshats.

Social justice is about taking care of the weak, the widows and orphans, the sick, the disabled, the downtrodden, the forgotten ones.

Just like it says in the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Gospels and - yes! - the Koran.

It is not about turning the weak into the strong - an impossibility - but about the strong using their strength for something more powerful and mighty than increasing their own little fiefdoms.

331 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:04:16pm

Richard Metzger emailed to tell me how amazed he is about the hordes of stalkers who showed up in his LGF interview threads.

And he also told me that they've had two pretty serious hacking attacks there in the past three days. Related? Who knows. Most of these stalkers are pathetic losers who couldn't hack their way out of a paper bag, but there might be one or two who have some rudimentary script kiddie skillz.

332 zora  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:05:17pm

[Link: www.christianpost.com...]

Glenn Beck's Advice on 'Social Justice' Churches Sparks Outrage

[Link: blog.sojo.net...]

A Pastor’s Response to Glenn Beck’s Call to Leave ‘Social Justice’ Churches

sensible people agree that beck should stfu about the bible and social justice.

333 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:05:19pm

re: #326 Stanley Sea

Oh it's worth it! Small venues of course.

he doesn't tour much and you'd be very lucky to catch him live I think....he sort of makes 'appearances'

334 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:05:22pm

re: #331 Charles

Richard Metzger emailed to tell me how amazed he is about the hordes of stalkers who showed up in his LGF interview threads.

And he also told me that they've had two pretty serious hacking attacks there in the past three days. Related? Who knows. Most of these stalkers are pathetic losers who couldn't hack their way out of a paper bag, but there might be one or two who have some rudimentary script kiddie skillz.

Sheesh. Sorry you have to deal with that kind of bull shit.

335 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:06:18pm

re: #334 Varek Raith

Sheesh. Sorry you have to deal with that kind of bull shit.

I thrive on it.

336 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:06:42pm

re: #331 Charles

Richard Metzger emailed to tell me how amazed he is about the hordes of stalkers who showed up in his LGF interview threads.

And he also told me that they've had two pretty serious hacking attacks there in the past three days. Related? Who knows. Most of these stalkers are pathetic losers who couldn't hack their way out of a paper bag, but there might be one or two who have some rudimentary script kiddie skillz.

What is it about these "people" (and I use the term with extreme generosity) that they have no freaking life?

337 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:07:14pm

re: #315 KingKenrod

And what does your created strawman have to do with the theological concept, exactly?

338 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:07:19pm

re: #327 goddamnedfrank

Most excellent Frank..

339 jamesfirecat  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:07:52pm

re: #335 Charles

I thrive on it.

Well as Prince of Space would tell you the trick of it all is to choose really incompetent enemies...

340 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:08:11pm

re: #331 Charles

dude, i have to make sure i don't ignore my fam for being a productive (heh...let me dream) part of the blog. how do these cretins explain their obsessions to their families?

"no, honey, i can't take Johnny to soccer because i have got to make teh interweb understand how crazy Charles is!!!"

341 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:08:58pm

Sooo.....Father Coughlin started the National Union for Social Justice. Is it as simple as the egotist Beck trying to distance himself from Coughlin? Wasn't his show today about how he wasn't Coughlin?

Doubt it's this simple, but interesting that I found that on the google.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

342 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:09:56pm

re: #330 Cato the Elder

Just to be clear i'm not being derisive on the matter of EoO - was just not menaing to bring the whole *spread the wealth* thing screaming through the mud again so kept it short.

Was just seeking to relay the policy debate in the UK on the matter to y'all.

The safetynet aspect is a given in the UK through both forms of what people seek to accomplish under the banner. It's a generally progressive/one nation ideal - the Conservative party here is onboard too.

343 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:11:26pm

re: #340 Aceofwhat?

dude, i have to make sure i don't ignore my fam for being a productive (heh...let me dream) part of the blog. how do these cretins explain their obsessions to their families?

"no, honey, i can't take Johnny to soccer because i have got to make teh interweb understand how crazy Charles is!!!"

Someone needs to photoshop this classic to make it be about the stalkers....Gus? Jimmah?

I humbly suggest the first speaker should be their mommy asking them to leave the basement because dinner is ready...

344 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:11:36pm

Creationism updated: The DI is wailing because a former head of the AAAS has dismantled Meyer's book "Signature in the Cell." The ID community are having conniptions.

345 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:14:28pm

re: #341 Stanley Sea

Sooo...Father Coughlin started the National Union for Social Justice. Is it as simple as the egotist Beck trying to distance himself from Coughlin? Wasn't his show today about how he wasn't Coughlin?

Doubt it's this simple, but interesting that I found that on the google.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Beck might possibly be worried about being considered anti-Catholic, insofar as he ever worries about anything:

Although many Protestant denomination express concerns about social justice, the term is most closely associated with the social teachings of the Catholic Church. A Jesuit priest, Luigi Taparelli D’Azeglio, coined the term in the 1840s and based the concept on the teachings of Thomas Aquinas.

According to the Compendium of the Social Doctrine of the Church, “a large part of the Church’s social teaching is solicited and determined by important social questions, to which social justice is the proper answer.” Social justice is even given a section in the Catechism of the Catholic Church.

Could Beck’s claim be construed as “anti-Catholic?” Yes and no. I think if anyone else had made the remark it would have been hard to dismiss the anti-Catholic undertones. But Beck is a special case: He is too prone to say any dumb thing that pops into his head and too ignorant about history and religion to truly understand the implications of his statement. This doesn’t excuse him, of course, but it certainly is reason not to be too shocked when a self-professed “rodeo clown” advises people to leave their churches over Catholic “code words” like social justice.

Still, I’m curious to see how Beck’s loyal defenders will excuse his latest outrageous remarks. If we’re not supposed to take him seriously when he says stuff like this, when exactly are we to take him seriously?

346 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:14:45pm

re: #344 freetoken

Creationism updated: The DI is wailing because a former head of the AAAS has dismantled Meyer's book "Signature in the Cell." The ID community are having conniptions.

Medical science now knows how to cure conniptions. But it involves drugs that are based on evolutionary theory.

My, my, what's a creationist to do?

Continue with the conniptions, would be my guess...

347 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:15:00pm

re: #335 Charles

I thrive on it.

Excellent!

348 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:15:46pm

re: #330 Cato the Elder

When people talk derisively about "equality of outcome", they are talking through their asshats.

Social justice is about taking care of the weak, the widows and orphans, the sick, the disabled, the downtrodden, the forgotten ones.

Just like it says in the Hebrew Bible and the Christian Gospels and - yes! - the Koran.

It is not about turning the weak into the strong - an impossibility - but about the strong using their strength for something more powerful and mighty than increasing their own little fiefdoms.

Quite so. In Luke, I believe, the passage about if you hold a feast, invite the poor, the infirm, and the lame, because they cannot repay you but I will.

(paraphrased)

And further, about making the weak understand that when they do something little to help those around them, it feels big not just to them but to God as well. The verse about the widow who contributed "two mites" but in Jesus' eyes, contributed "more than you all" gets me every time.

349 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:16:50pm

re: #343 iceweasel

Someone needs to photoshop this classic to make it be about the stalkers...Gus? Jimmah?

I humbly suggest the first speaker should be their mommy asking them to leave the basement because dinner is ready...

You mean like this?

350 webevintage  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:16:58pm

So Johnny Weir might be too gay for figure skating?

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

(I don't like figure skating, but I happen to like Weir. So not Stars on Ice for me.)

351 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:17:19pm

re: #343 iceweasel

Someone needs to photoshop this classic to make it be about the stalkers...Gus? Jimmah?

I humbly suggest the first speaker should be their mommy asking them to leave the basement because dinner is ready...

I'd have to put some thought into that...

Are you going to bed Jamiewearingfool?

...I can't mom, this is important.

What?

...I have to post something about Charles on the internet!

/

352 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:17:33pm

re: #349 Alouette

You mean like this?

You are so quick, I love it!

353 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:17:51pm

re: #350 webevintage

So Johnny Weir might be too gay for figure skating?

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

(I don't like figure skating, but I happen to like Weir. So not Stars on Ice for me.)

Weir is a good skater. But Yevgeni Plushenko is Teh Sexy.

354 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:18:20pm

re: #349 Alouette

You mean like this?

Yes. :)

It still carries the implication that they have someone to sleep with other than their girlfriend made of rags, though.

355 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:18:52pm

re: #351 Gus 802

I'd have to put some thought into that...

Are you going to bed Jamiewearingfool?

...I can't mom, this is important.

What?

...I have to post something about Charles on the internet!

/

I need to stalk Charles on the internet!

356 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:19:31pm

re: #354 iceweasel

And that their motivation is Charles being wrong, when it's a bit more twisted than that.

Still funny though, Alouette. Just carping.

357 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:21:35pm

re: #354 iceweasel

Yes. :)

It still carries the implication that they have someone to sleep with other than their girlfriend made of rags, though.

Fixed it for ya.

358 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:22:44pm

re: #357 Alouette

Fixed it for ya.

Same one, I think? Still funny though, and you're fast!

359 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:23:10pm

re: #314 Cato the Elder

Consider the context. Mandy micturates on the name of God in Arabic every time she posts. And then has the brass balls to lecture us about Jesus and social justice.

Whatever.
It's not as if you haven't already expressed your views on the cartoon ad nauseum.

360 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:23:51pm

Meanwhile, back in the heartland, state legislators are having their fun:

Don’t define gays under domestic abuse protection, lawmaker proposes

A Windsor Heights representative unsuccessfully lobbied for the House today to adopt an amendment to a domestic abuse bill that would have defined a spouse as between one man and one woman.

[...]

Rep. Chris Hagenow, R-Windsor Heights, offered an amendment that would define the term spouse to be a person of marriage that is valid under Iowa law that says marriage is between one man and one woman.

Because, well, homosexual-union spouses can't be abused because they can't be spouses, or something like that.

Amendment would keep local hate crime files in Oklahoma

A state law enforcement agency would not be required to share investigative files with federal agencies under changes proposed to the state’s hate crime bill.

In an amendment presented on the Senate floor Wednesday afternoon, Sen. Steve Russell, R-Oklahoma City, gutted a bill that had been filed to create a task force to study the Oklahoma Secondary School Activities Association, and inserted language to make changes to the state’s hate crime statutes.

Under the new provisions of Senate Bill 1965, reports that were collected during investigations of possible hate crime that did not end in a conviction would be destroyed or kept by the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation.

Russell said the bill is meant to prevent the federal law enforcement officials from taking over a case and applying different standards when local law enforcement has already investigated a case.

Because a hate crime in other states isn't a hate crime in Oklahoma...

361 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:24:23pm

re: #358 iceweasel

Same one, I think? Still funny though, and you're fast!

Reload, I changed the first line "You have to go to bed now. It's a school night."

362 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:24:54pm

re: #361 Alouette

Reload, I changed the first line "You have to go to bed now. It's a school night."

hahaha-- excellent!

363 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:25:50pm

re: #359 Spare O'Lake

Whatever.
It's not as if you haven't already expressed your views on the cartoon ad nauseum nauseam.

FTFY.

I'm shipping you a case of Pepto-Bismol by overnight express. You're going to need it.

364 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:27:46pm

re: #360 freetoken

Because a hate crime in other states isn't a hate crime in Oklahoma...

Oklahoma crime...no conviction...why would the feds want to swoop in again when the locals have already done their gig? (don't get us started on hate crimes...)

365 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:27:59pm

re: #285 Walter L. Newton

Ya better...

So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement.

Half breed?

Mind explaining what you mean by that so I don't have to rely on my initial reaction to interpret?

366 Mich-again  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:28:03pm

re: #360 freetoken

A Windsor Heights representative unsuccessfully lobbied for the House today to adopt an amendment to a domestic abuse bill that would have defined a spouse as between one man and one woman.

That is a truly pathetic pursuit, even by politician standards.

367 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:28:16pm

re: #263 iceweasel

Hi
Hey it can go like that but I'll share a story from my front yard. I wake up to the sound of screaming. It's summer all the windows are wide open. From my second story bathroom I look out to see a man roughing a woman up, not beating her just grabbing and shoving. The woman is cowering. It's 2:30 am. I have Dragon_Lady on 9-11 calling LAPD. Then he goes to slap or hit at her. I start yelling at this guy I'm watching, I have a gun and to leave her alone and that the cops are coming. Then I heard him say to her "You lucky bitch people keep saving you, I'll kill you one day". At that point I was about to get out there and intervene directly, and I would not do that unarmed. I yell at him again, made some explicit threats, and he takes off. Thing is she runs off too, but the other way. Anyway I am so glad I broke that fight up. I admit it was from a safe place but still.... I was chilled to the bone by his threat against her.

368 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:28:34pm

re: #343 iceweasel

Someone needs to photoshop this classic to make it be about the stalkers...Gus? Jimmah?

I humbly suggest the first speaker should be their mommy asking them to leave the basement because dinner is ready...

OK...

Here you go!

369 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:30:07pm

re: #363 Cato the Elder

FTFY.

I'm shipping you a case of Pepto-Bismol by overnight express. You're going to need it.

I think you should change your avatar to Mickey Mouse, to better represent your attitude toward other people's avatars...bwahaha!....c'mon laugh

370 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:30:14pm

re: #368 Gus 802

OK...

Here you go!

LOVE IT!
Saving this. :)
(alouette's too, of course)

371 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:30:19pm

re: #364 Aceofwhat?

Because if there is a federal law then it is the responsibility of a US Attorney to prosecute it.

Besides that, what if the crime crossed interstate lines?

372 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:30:45pm

re: #343 iceweasel

Someone needs to photoshop this classic to make it be about the stalkers...Gus? Jimmah?

I humbly suggest the first speaker should be their mommy asking them to leave the basement because dinner is ready...

Ok - here's one :

Image: carttoon1.jpg

373 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:30:55pm

re: #365 b_sharp

Half breed?

Mind explaining what you mean by that so I don't have to rely on my initial reaction to interpret?

you know...like when a Wookiee and an Ithorian reeeally love each other...

374 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:31:42pm

re: #369 albusteve

I think you should change your avatar to Mickey Mouse, to better represent your attitude toward other people's avatars...bwahaha!...c'mon laugh

If I did that, Disney would shut down the blog until I removed it. You don't mess with The Mouse and his army of lawyers.

The creator of Calvin has no such leverage. Though I might just send him a screenshot one of these days to see what happens.

375 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:32:22pm

re: #374 Cato the Elder

If I did that, Disney would shut down the blog until I removed it. You don't mess with The Mouse and his army of lawyers.

The creator of Calvin has no such leverage. Though I might just send him a screenshot one of these days to see what happens.

informer...

376 jaunte  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:32:27pm

re: #365 b_sharp

It's a quote from the movie Constantine. Angels and Demons.

377 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:32:32pm

re: #369 albusteve

albusteve did you get my message?

378 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:32:50pm

re: #371 freetoken

Because if there is a federal law then it is the responsibility of a US Attorney to prosecute it.

Besides that, what if the crime crossed interstate lines?

then some other state would be prosecuting it and the point would be moot.

and i don't begrudge any state to feel the same way about hate crimes that i do. they're...what's the right word...inventive.

379 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:33:34pm

re: #374 Cato the Elder

If I did that, Disney would shut down the blog until I removed it. You don't mess with The Mouse and his army of lawyers.

The creator of Calvin has no such leverage. Though I might just send him a screenshot one of these days to see what happens.

You never see Calvin's likeness anywhere since Bill Watterson is so litigious. I'm sure he'll be quick to respond.
//

380 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:33:35pm

re: #364 Aceofwhat?

Oklahoma crime...no conviction...why would the feds want to swoop in again when the locals have already done their gig? (don't get us started on hate crimes...)

hate crimes are a figment of some do gooders imagination...how about....crimes of passion? or happy fun crimes?....I beat up a liberal and steal his money, that would be a happy fun crime

jus kidding

381 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:36:03pm

re: #291 Walter L. Newton

I know it, Walter! He was building the Church, His Body on earth after he ascended to Heaven. It's why I, and my family, rejected the Fundamentalists. They are not ordained through the laying on of hands like the Presbyterian minister down the street. They have no accountability to the body of Christ and often interject all kinds of baloney of their own making.

382 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:36:30pm

re: #379 rwdflynavy

You never see Calvin's likeness anywhere since Bill Watterson is so litigious. I'm sure he'll be quick to respond.
//

He has, however, let it be known that he hates it when people abuse Calvin's image. You might think a defender of free enterprise and intellectual property would respect that.

383 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:36:38pm

re: #373 Aceofwhat?

you know...like when a Wookiee and an Ithorian reeeally love each other...

Yup, uh huh. Right.

384 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:37:04pm

re: #374 Cato the Elder

If I did that, Disney would shut down the blog until I removed it. You don't mess with The Mouse and his army of lawyers.

The creator of Calvin has no such leverage. Though I might just send him a screenshot one of these days to see what happens.

RAT POWER!

385 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:37:12pm

re: #376 jaunte

It's a quote from the movie Constantine. Angels and Demons.

[Video]

Thank you.

386 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:38:37pm

It's not scat enough in here...

387 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:39:30pm

re: #370 iceweasel

LOVE IT!
Saving this. :)
(alouette's too, of course)

Another one!

388 Mich-again  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:39:31pm

re: #367 Rightwingconspirator
Summer nights when I was a kid we got to listen to the drunkass redneck in the house behind the alley from us beat up the wife every so often, then again sometimes she got him with the frying pan or a plate so it kind of evened out. Especially if was really drunk. She'd whup him good. Classy people. We'd call the cops and they'd show up at the door and the lady would answer with a fat lip or a black eye and tell the cops everything was ok and they'd talk for a few moments and then leave.

389 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:41:01pm

re: #387 Gus 802

Another one!

Also hearted. I hear that one in the voice of Cartman's mom...."I have Cheesy Poofs!"

390 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:43:33pm

re: #365 b_sharp

Half breed?

Mind explaining what you mean by that so I don't have to rely on my initial reaction to interpret?

It's a movie quote... Keenu Reeves... Constantine... don't get you feathers ruffled... Geeesssshhhhh.

391 Ojoe  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:43:39pm

re: #366 Mich-again

Plus gays beat each other up sometimes too.

So the representative wants that to be OK?

Feh.

392 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:43:40pm

re: #386 The Sanity Inspector

It's not scat enough in here...

Inspiring!

I believe someone we know here used to jam with Al.

393 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:44:15pm

kinda melancholy, between the stalkers and hate crimes conversation.

like the world's gone a little mad...


394 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:44:27pm

re: #390 Walter L. Newton

It's a movie quote... Keenu Reeves... Constantine... don't get you feathers ruffled... Geeessshhh.

So...b_sharp's a human/bird hybrid????
/

395 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:45:04pm

re: #388 Mich-again

Not here after OJ. He goes to jail on a $50,000 bail.

396 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:45:16pm
'Hated Israel will be annihalated'
By JPOST.COM STAFF
11/03/2010 15:48
Ahmadinejad warns aggression won't save "most criminal regime in the world."
The Palestinians and the nations of the Middle East will be rid of a “bad omen” once Israel is annihilated, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Thursday, in a speech communicated by Press TV.
[Link: www.jpost.com...]
397 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:45:30pm

re: #147 Killgore Trout

Hmmm, some kind of anti-inflamitory might be a good idea. Have you tried good old aspirin yet?

Had a huge ibuprofen dose and drank lots of hot tea. It's feeling a lot better.

398 Charles Johnson  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:45:42pm

These xkcd remixes might deserve a post. I'm laughin' over here.

399 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:46:05pm

re: #389 iceweasel

Also hearted. I hear that one in the voice of Cartman's mom..."I have Cheesy Poofs!"

Now with Cheesy Poofs.

400 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:46:23pm

re: #389 iceweasel

Also hearted. I hear that one in the voice of Cartman's mom..."I have Cheesy Poofs!"

You know I had never seen South park before some years ago when I visited my folks house one night.. They were laughing at this crazy Cartoon with kids cussing like crazy...Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
I thought Mom and Dad had finally lost it..Who knew?

401 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:46:54pm

g'night all.

am back in the uk after several weeks in the US with my texan GF.

*sigh*

402 Ojoe  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:10pm

re: #397 SanFranciscoZionist

Ginger is an anti-inflammatory too, & you can make ginger tea.

403 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:24pm

re: #399 Gus 802

Now with Cheesy Poofs.

404 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:42pm

re: #401 wozzablog

g'night all.

am back in the uk after several weeks in the US with my texan GF.

*sigh*

Have some fish-and-chips with bacon for me!

405 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:45pm

re: #401 wozzablog

g'night all.

am back in the uk after several weeks in the US with my texan GF.

*sigh*

Be Well and best wishes

406 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:46pm

re: #394 Varek Raith

So...b_sharp's a human/bird hybrid???
/

I never called anyone a half-breed. Go up thread and read the comment and my quote... we were talking about religion and I made a quote from a movie...

Are we trying to start an argument?

407 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:47:59pm

re: #399 Gus 802

Now with Cheesy Poofs.

Best one YET!

re: #398 Charles

These xkcd remixes might deserve a post. I'm laughin' over here.

Oh yay! Give us a few more minutes, I'm certain the clever ones among us will have even more.

Varek, I'm lookin' at you. Come on!

408 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:48:02pm

re: #168 Guanxi88

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

In the Biblical Book of Genesis, Onan (Hebrew: אוֹנָן, Modern Onan Tiberian ʾװnān ; Strong) was the second son of Judah.[1] Certain interpretations of the narrative concerning him have led to the term onanism, which means masturbation or coitus interruptus.

According to the text, after God had killed Onan's older brother Er, Judah asked Onan to have sexual intercourse with Tamar and impregnate her, the widow of Er, so that the child or children could be declared to be Er's heir(s).[2] Onan had sex with Tamar, but performed coitus interruptus each time, spilling his "seed" (semen) on the ground, so that there would not be any offspring which he could not claim as his own.[3] The passage states that this displeased God, who killed Onan as his punishment.[4]

Tamar is eventually forced to trick her father-in-law into sleeping with her in order to get pregnant.

And generations have named their parakeets Onan, 'because they spill their seed on the ground'.

409 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:48:05pm

re: #397 SanFranciscoZionist

Good.

410 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:48:20pm

re: #389 iceweasel

Also hearted. I hear that one in the voice of Cartman's mom..."I have Cheesy Poofs!"

Speaking of Cartman -

[Link: washingtonindependent.com...]

Employees of the CIA-connected private security corporation Blackwater diverted hundreds of weapons, including more than 500 AK-47 assault rifles, from a U.S. weapons bunker in Afghanistan intended to equip Afghan policemen, according to an investigation by the Senate Armed Services Committee. On at least one occasion, an individual claiming to work for the company evidently signed for a weapons shipment using the name of a “South Park” cartoon character. And Blackwater has yet to return hundreds of the guns to the military.

The season premier of South Park next Wednesday will depict Cartman himself signing for 500 AK-47s. Yay!

411 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:48:33pm

re: #396 Spare O'Lake

no big deal...anybody that believes him is a fear mongering alarmist

412 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:48:38pm

re: #406 Walter L. Newton

I never called anyone a half-breed. Go up thread and read the comment and my quote... we were talking about religion and I made a quote from a movie...

Are we trying to start an argument?

Sigh, I fail at sarcasm...

413 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:49:04pm
414 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:49:57pm

re: #392 Cato the Elder

Inspiring!

I believe someone we know here used to jam with Al.

Someone uploaded a batch of these 1984 clips just a few months ago.

And the other day, when I was watching that old George Duke video from 1978, it hit me: I actually saw that on TV at the time, on Midnight Special. I had never seen that band before, never saw them again, but for some reason it stuck with me, as childhood memories irrationally will sometimes. When it got to the end with Duke yelling "Thank you so much!", I knew.

415 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:50:40pm

re: #220 KingKenrod

Social justices as a choice that each individual makes, not as something enforced by secular authorities. The social justice movement is about enforcing equality of outcome through law.

Where in the Gospels does Jesus say anything remotely like that?

416 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:51:06pm

re: #413 Conservative Moonbat

Too lazy to fish...

417 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:51:21pm

re: #406 Walter L. Newton

I never called anyone a half-breed. Go up thread and read the comment and my quote... we were talking about religion and I made a quote from a movie...

Are we trying to start an argument?

Apologies, Walter. I was making a joke about your "ruffled feathers" comment.
:)

418 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:51:53pm

re: #415 SanFranciscoZionist

Where in the Gospels does Jesus say anything remotely like that?

thank you for illustrating that bringing Jesus into political discussions is almost always a recipe for fail casserole.

419 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:52:03pm

re: #239 MandyManners

Yes. Christ was not about the kingdom of earth but about the kingdom of Heaven.

So when he told his followers to sell all they had and give it to the poor, he meant only after they got to Heaven?

420 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:53:41pm

re: #419 SanFranciscoZionist

So when he told his followers to sell all they had and give it to the poor, he meant only after they got to Heaven?

Nowhere in the scriptures is Jesus quoted as having said, "Simon Says".

421 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:53:50pm

re: #419 SanFranciscoZionist

So when he told his followers to sell all they had and give it to the poor, he meant only after they got to Heaven?

well you can't take it with you ;)

422 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:54:35pm

re: #390 Walter L. Newton

It's a movie quote... Keenu Reeves... Constantine... don't get you feathers ruffled... Geeessshhh.

No sweat. That's why I asked, I didn't want to jump to conclusions.

423 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:54:41pm

re: #410 negativ

The season premier of South Park next Wednesday will depict Cartman himself signing for 500 AK-47s. Yay!

Awesome. I posted that Wash Indep story here in spinoffs I think when it first ran. We had a little discussion on it in a couple of threads. Didn't seem to get too much attention anywhere else, so far as I know.

424 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:54:42pm

re: #289 KingKenrod

Exactly my point. People will choose to do bad things unless the threat of sanction forces them to behave. In Christianity, this is the natural human condition, and Christ is the only salvation from this condition. This idea directly contradicts the notion that an equal world can be achieved through secular authority.

So people should stop going to churches that tell them how to behave through Christ?

425 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:54:43pm

re: #421 brookly red

well you can't take it with you ;)

It'll be mine!

426 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:55:43pm

re: #394 Varek Raith

So...b_sharp's a human/bird hybrid???
/

Only on Thursdays. On Sundays I'm a horse/flying monkey hybrid.

427 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:56:21pm

re: #424 SanFranciscoZionist

So people should stop going to churches that tell them how to behave through Christ?

what a novel concept..how does one behave 'through Christ'?....I think it's worth a try anyway

428 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:56:51pm

re: #415 SanFranciscoZionist

Where in the Gospels does Jesus say anything remotely like that?

He doesn't, that's the problem with it. In common parlance and in frequent practice, "social justice" is simply the familiar liberal agenda with a divine seal affixed to it.

429 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:57:03pm

re: #424 SanFranciscoZionist

So people should stop going to churches that tell them how to behave through Christ?

That's what Beck says. At least if those churches tell people about social justice - something Jesus absolutely never commented on.

(Is he reading the Conservapedia version?)

430 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:58:16pm

re: #398 Charles

Speaking of xkcd, this one got a snicker from me.

431 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:58:22pm

re: #402 Ojoe

Ginger is an anti-inflammatory too, & you can make ginger tea.

I may have some stuff with ginger in it in the house. If not, I'll run get some from the store later.

I have had this happen before with colds, but not this bad. I'm e-mailing my doctor about it.

432 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:58:29pm

re: #428 The Sanity Inspector

He doesn't, that's the problem with it. In common parlance and in frequent practice, "social justice" is simply the familiar liberal agenda with a divine seal affixed to it.

Everything that comes from a liberal perspective is bad and should be discounted out of hand, right?

433 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:58:33pm

wait... I am the poor. But if you sell yours and give it to me I won't be poor any more... so now I gotta sell that & give it back to you cause you are now the poor... somebody must be skimming here.

434 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:58:34pm

re: #428 The Sanity Inspector

He doesn't, that's the problem with it. In common parlance and in frequent practice, "social justice" is simply the familiar liberal agenda with a divine seal affixed to it.

More bullshit. Tell it to the Pope.

435 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 6:59:17pm

Transgenic nuclear powered atomic supertrout!

Development of More Muscular Trout Could Boost Commercial Aquaculture


A 10-year effort by a University of Rhode Island scientist to develop transgenic rainbow trout with enhanced muscle growth has yielded fish with what have been described as six-pack abs and muscular shoulders that could provide a boost to the commercial aquaculture industry.
436 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:00:25pm

re: #363 Cato the Elder

FTFY.

I'm shipping you a case of Pepto-Bismol by overnight express. You're going to need it.

No thanks, but a case of Dalwhinnie 15 would not be rejected.

437 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:00:43pm

re: #428 The Sanity Inspector

He doesn't, that's the problem with it. In common parlance and in frequent practice, "social justice" is simply the familiar liberal agenda with a divine seal affixed to it.

Social justice is part of the Catholic Catechism, and also part of most mainline protestant denominations. Feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, tending to the sick.

If these are now supposedly purely 'liberal' agendas, I think quite a few conservatives are going to object to that.

438 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:01:09pm

re: #435 Killgore Trout

Transgenic nuclear powered atomic supertrout!

Development of More Muscular Trout Could Boost Commercial Aquaculture

Soho man attacked by sushi... film at 11:00.

439 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:01:16pm

re: #431 SanFranciscoZionist

I may have some stuff with ginger in it in the house. If not, I'll run get some from the store later.

I have had this happen before with colds, but not this bad. I'm e-mailing my doctor about it.

I'm a big fan of Shiitake and ginger broth. Just boil the mushrooms and fresh ginger for 10-20 minutes and drink the broth. Tasty and really clears out the lungs and sinuses.

440 Racer X  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:01:48pm

Hello Lizards!

Late to the party - but the "Crisis Herb Garden" damn near made me wet myself.

Howz you all?

441 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:01:53pm

re: #428 The Sanity Inspector

He doesn't, that's the problem with it. In common parlance and in frequent practice, "social justice" is simply the familiar liberal agenda with a divine seal affixed to it.

I disagree. In fact, I would say that 'liberal agenda' as it exists in America has long been an expression of Christianity in our culture, and to say that 'social justice' is an evil that should require you to leave your church if they speak of it is nearly insane.

442 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:02:20pm

re: #424 SanFranciscoZionist

So people should stop going to churches that tell them how to behave through Christ?

Job
The lesson always known though out mankind's History..
It doesn't matter about wealth, Power and influence To God...
It doesn't matter if you lose all there is to lose in this world...
It doesn't matter about abject poverty..It doesn't matter if you are the richest man in the world..
It doesn't matter if they march 6 million innocent souls to the furnaces..
All I know about God is he only cares about your heart...Nothing else...
Only Character and heart make it to Heaven.. That's all I know

443 b_sharp  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:02:43pm

re: #439 Killgore Trout

I'm a big fan of Shiitake and ginger broth. Just boil the mushrooms and fresh ginger for 10-20 minutes and drink the broth. Tasty and really clears out the lungs and sinuses.

What does it do for the back end, where the real action occurs?

444 Ojoe  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:03:46pm

re: #434 Cato the Elder

And, read Rerum Novarum I hope I spelled that correctly. 1891 too, way ahead of the curve.

445 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:03:53pm

re: #432 b_sharp

Everything that comes from a liberal perspective is bad and should be discounted out of hand, right?

Er, maybe you've got me mixed up with someone else. I thought I put enough qualifiers in there to avoid overstating the case.

446 Uninformed Opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:04:22pm

re: #435 Killgore Trout

Transgenic nuclear powered atomic supertrout!

Development of More Muscular Trout Could Boost Commercial Aquaculture

I will be stocking those in a secret location...

447 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:04:28pm

re: #443 b_sharp

What does it do for the back end, where the real action occurs?

Some people take it for stomach problems too, it doesn't have much effect on my intestines so I can't vouch for anything.

448 Ojoe  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:05:06pm

re: #442 HoosierHoops

Only Character and heart make it to Heaven.. That's all I know

It would not be heaven otherwise.

449 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:05:25pm

re: #435 Killgore Trout

Transgenic nuclear powered atomic supertrout!

Development of More Muscular Trout Could Boost Commercial Aquaculture

But wouldn't they taste like crap?

450 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:05:34pm

Looks like another fake O'Keefe/Breitbart scandal is coming right up:

Late last year, O’Keefe and fellow activist Joe Basel went into the Detroit and Chicago offices of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) with a hidden camera. They pretended to be scam artists, asking employees there to participate in a complex kickback scheme involving federal incentives for first-time home buyers. In the excerpted footage shown to me by O’Keefe, the staffers seemed only to happy to comply.

The law says that the tax credit maxes out at $8,000 for an $80,000 home. On the tape, O’Keefe asked a staffer, “What if I bought a place for $50,000, but the seller and I agreed to write down $80,000 as the purchase price?”

“Flip it any way you want,” the staffer replied.

What if the place is worth much less — like only $6,000?

“Yup, you can do that.”

I wish I could provide more details — like the names of the staffers, or the exact dates of the recordings. But O’Keefe showed me the tapes just once, and quickly. O’Keefe did mention, however, that he was surprised he was able to avoid the federal buildings’ security systems

Read More [Link: www.wired.com...]

451 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:06:22pm

re: #449 Conservative Moonbat

But wouldn't they taste like crap?

no more like carp...

452 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:06:48pm

re: #387 Gus 802

Another one!

And another!

Image: carttoonb.jpg

453 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:07:00pm

re: #450 iceweasel

Looks like another fake O'Keefe/Breitbart scandal is coming right up:

Remember, a baker has to bake bread every morning to stay in business...

454 jaunte  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:07:05pm

re: #449 Conservative Moonbat

But wouldn't they taste like crap?

Worse, they might wind up running for governor of California.

455 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:07:32pm

all this heavenly punching is making me woozie...it raises some problematic questions indeed

456 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:08:45pm

re: #452 Jimmah

And another!

[Link: i238.photobucket.com...]

Nice one! They're head at work as we speak copying and pasting our every word!!1111!1!11

457 brookly red  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:09:18pm

re: #454 jaunte

Worse, they might wind up running for governor of California.

well at least the water bill will pass...

458 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:09:19pm

re: #453 freetoken

Remember, a baker has to bake bread every morning to stay in business...

The wingnutsphere's taste (and especially Breitbart's taste) for serving shit sandwiches remains unabated.
New bread, still a shit sandwich.

Dunno if this is up on Breitbart yet-- the wired guy did an interview with Breitbart and posted that today, mentioned the HUD tapes in it, and I guess threw this story together too.

459 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:10:02pm

re: #455 albusteve

all this heavenly punching is making me woozie...it raises some problematic questions indeed

Heaven can wait

460 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:10:53pm

re: #458 iceweasel

This topic was kicked around earlier today downstairs, forget where. We all expect another brietbart special.

461 Gus  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:11:42pm

re: #460 freetoken

This topic was kicked around earlier today downstairs, forget where. We all expect another brietbart special.

Another installment of Breitbart's Vault.

/

462 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:11:55pm

re: #437 iceweasel

Social justice is part of the Catholic Catechism, and also part of most mainline protestant denominations. Feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, tending to the sick.

If these are now supposedly purely 'liberal' agendas, I think quite a few conservatives are going to object to that.

There is already a sturdy, time-honored term for those worthy actions: "charity". Having enjoyed the blessings of giving and receiving it over the years, I'm all for it.

What I object to is the cloaking of a political agenda, which often thwarts real charity and real uplift, with the hijacked language of charity. There's nothing charitable about keeping people trapped on welfare generation after generation. Yet welfare-to-work was assailed as a heartless violation of social justice when it came into being. And that's just one example.

463 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:12:19pm

Texas Judge Declares Death Penalty Unconstitutional

A Houston judge who declared the death penalty unconstitutional Thursday clarified his ruling in an impromptu hearing Friday, saying he ruled the procedures surrounding the process in Texas are illegal.

During Friday's hearing, prosecutors filed motions asking state District Judge Kevin Fine to reconsider his ruling and also to proceed with April's death penalty trial of John Edward Green Jr. Fine maintained at the hearing that he believes innocent people have been executed.

Fine's clarification came in the wake of a firestorm of criticism from District Attorney Pat Lykos, the Texas Attorney General's Office and Gov. Rick Perry protesting that Fine ignored well-settled law.

Fine is expected to rule on the motions next week. He did not return calls for comment Friday.

When asked direct questions Thursday about his ruling, Fine said he was declaring the death penalty unconstitutional because he believes innocent people have been executed.

464 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:12:39pm

re: #433 brookly red

wait... I am the poor. But if you sell yours and give it to me I won't be poor any more... so now I gotta sell that & give it back to you cause you are now the poor... somebody must be skimming here.

The more you get, the more you have. The more you give, the more you are.

465 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:13:09pm

apologies if this was already mentioned too:

Beck: Fox News executive told me ‘you are the key’ to surviving ‘a global economic holocaust.’

Fox News host Glenn Beck has made a trademark of propagating outlandish conspiracy theories and far-right rhetoric, but his employers at Fox have long claimed that his views do not reflect the network’s. On his radio show today, however, Beck revealed that in a private meeting, a Fox vice president endorsed his apocalyptic fear-mongering, telling Beck that “everything you’ve been talking about is coming”:

BECK: [A] global economic holocaust is coming. I don’t know when it’s coming, but it is coming. And I was in this meeting and I pulled one of the guys out, he’s a vice president of Fox. And I said, “When I first started working with you — let’s have a frank conversation here — you thought I was nuts.” And he smiled and he said, “No, I would say I just thought you were on the cutting edge.” And I said, “okay, alright, sure.” I said, “Now?” He said, “Glenn, everything you’re talking about is coming. Everything you’re talking about — everything you’ve been talking about for the last year and a half. It’s all here now. And what you’re saying is coming, I don’t see any other way.” [...]

Now the question is, where do we go from here? … And he said to me, he said, “Glenn, the answer is, you’ve been saying it for a while,” he said, “but we have to convince the audience that this is really truly true. You are the key. You must be able to reach to your friends and your neighbors, you must, must, must, bring one person to the table.”

Audio at link.
BuY SeEDs!

466 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:13:22pm

I'm off to bed Lizards. Have a great night.

467 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:13:31pm

re: #440 Racer X

Hey Racer, How is your evening?

468 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:14:20pm

re: #434 Cato the Elder

More bullshit. Tell it to the Pope.

What the current and immediately previous pontiffs label as social justice, I'll consider with respect. They've got no ulterior motive.

469 freetoken  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:14:27pm

re: #465 iceweasel

Yes, it was.

BUY GOLD!

470 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:14:42pm

re: #465 iceweasel

I'm pre-forming a post-apocalyptic gang. Want in???

471 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:14:47pm

re: #462 The Sanity Inspector

There is already a sturdy, time-honored term for those worthy actions: "charity".

The sturdy and timehonoured term the Catholic Church uses is 'social justice'. See links upthread.

472 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:15:00pm

re: #465 iceweasel

I saw that but it's worth seeing again. I'm increasingly convinced the guy's bipolar or something. That's delusions of grandiosity right there.

473 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:15:14pm

re: #442 HoosierHoops


All I know about God is he only cares about your heart...Nothing else...
Only Character and heart make it to Heaven.. That's all I know

quite true...though what is Faith without the evidence?

"If a brother or a sister is naked and destitute of daily food, and one of you says to them 'depart in peace, be warmed and filled', but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit?"

James chapter 2...

474 The Left  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:16:08pm

re: #470 Varek Raith

I'm pre-forming a post-apocalyptic gang. Want in???

Yes! I can till the earth with a human femur, as Colbert suggests.

475 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:16:50pm

re: #469 freetoken

Yes, it was.

BUY GOLD!

I could sell my gold substantially under market value and still make a mint....buying gold is an excellent idea, especially 35 years ago....it helps to plan ahead

476 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:17:11pm

re: #474 iceweasel

Yes! I can till the earth with a human femur, as Colbert suggests.

Cool. We'll need a mechanic to convert everyday autos into weapons of war...

477 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:17:47pm

re: #289 KingKenrod

Exactly my point. People will choose to do bad things unless the threat of sanction forces them to behave. In Christianity, this is the natural human condition, and Christ is the only salvation from this condition. This idea directly contradicts the notion that an equal world can be achieved through secular authority.

And to think people say atheists are a bunch of cynical, misanthropic pessimists.

478 albusteve  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:17:51pm

re: #471 iceweasel

The sturdy and timehonoured term the Catholic Church uses is 'social justice'. See links upthread.

oh boy!...the charity/social justice semantics debate!...wooohooo!

479 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:18:10pm

re: #477 negativ

And to think people say atheists are a bunch of cynical, misanthropic pessimists.

Nicely zinged.
:)

480 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:18:35pm

hungry. later reptiles...

481 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:19:47pm

Michael Moore is on CNN Anderson Cooper.
The fat slob says he's gonna help Obama find the balls to go back to his campaign promise of single payer HRC.

482 Uninformed Opinion  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:21:02pm

re: #481 Spare O'Lake

Michael Moore is on CNN Anderson Cooper.
The fat slob says he's gonna help Obama find the balls to go back to his campaign promise of single payer HRC.

I would like to see that...

483 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:21:03pm

re: #476 Varek Raith

Cool. We'll need a mechanic to convert everyday autos into weapons of war...

I'm in, now we just need a feral child with a razor sharp boomerang.

484 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:21:58pm

re: #441 SanFranciscoZionist

I disagree. In fact, I would say that 'liberal agenda' as it exists in America has long been an expression of Christianity in our culture, and to say that 'social justice' is an evil that should require you to leave your church if they speak of it is nearly insane.

Agreed on the latter bit. On the former, I do not cede liberals the higher moral ground in our culture. Their good accomplishments are very real, and they deserve credit. But, they have not been alone in making this nation great, or even good. And their not-at-all infrequent wrong moves have been very wrong indeed, over the years.

485 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:22:36pm

re: #475 albusteve

I could sell my gold substantially under market value and still make a mint...buying gold is an excellent idea, especially 35 years ago...it helps to plan ahead

Ship it all to me by overnight courier and I'll pay you less than market for it, no problem.

486 KingKenrod  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:22:53pm

re: #478 albusteve

oh boy!...the charity/social justice semantics debate!...wooohooo!

I think we're all talking about different things...how about we just agree Beck is an idiot and move to the next thread?

487 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:25:43pm

re: #401 wozzablog

Texas gals are almost more goreous that Cali girls. I don't know, it's a call. Hope you had a good time!

488 Racer X  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:31:03pm

re: #467 Rightwingconspirator

Hey Racer, How is your evening?

Horrible.

I popped open an ice cold Kostriker and it was frozen solid. I hate when that happens.

489 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:36:01pm

I'm totally late to this thread but have to comment on this.

I just looked at the survival site. First reaction is 'why didn't I think of this?"

Second reaction is 'what a bunch of liars and scammers.'

These seeds are not 'rare' and not grown in secret plots and they are not offering any sort 'deal'. Worth six hundred bucks? Ha ha ha ha.
I actually have some of those seeds and have catalogs that list every single one of the varieties in their pack. They're even carried by big seeds companies now. Heck the big seed companies actually grow some of them for sale. I did a quick calculation on the list prices in my catalogs and figured out that at the most you can get them for all for sixty bucks retail. These folks obviously get them wholesale from the seed growers so yeah, that's quite a profit margin there.

They're also pushing it on claims about their special packs and can that keeps them viable for years and years.

Anyways as much as I am a promoter of gardening and a promoter of people learning about and growing there own food I really dislike this sort of outright scamming.

490 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:37:12pm

re: #489 Jadespring

What a pipe dream they are selling!

491 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 7:44:23pm

re: #490 prairiefire

What a pipe dream they are selling!

LOL

I should qualify 'rare' a bit more. Yes they are 'rare' relative to many of the popular varieties and if suddenly everyone in NA switched to these varieties then sure there wouldn't be a supply, but they aren't scary rare as this site makes them out to be.

The other problem I see is that it is very generic and doesn't take into account the specifics of peoples region and growing conditions.

492 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 8:04:06pm

Ugh. I know this thread is now pretty much dead but here's another bunch of bull crap.

"Remember, non-hybrid seeds can be grown practically anywhere and have the ability to assimilate mineral and trace elements from the soil that man made plants just don't seem to have. That's because they were created by God as we read in Genesis:"

Do biology much? Obviously not.

Humans have been hybridizing and breeding plants since 'God made them". The seeds that they are selling ARE man made as they are a result of thousands of years of human plant breeding of wild plants. The ancestor of the big fat juicy tomato is a small grape size wild tomato that was breed into all the different varieties we have now. Same goes with every other vegetable.

Hybrid seeds are not GMO, though there are some hybrids that are GMO. Most GMO seeds are actually not hybrids.
Hybrids are plants that have been bred to take desirable traits from different plants and stick them together. There is no biological difference in how they function in terms of 'mineral uptake yadda yadda'.

The main difference between a hybrid and non hybrid seed and why most people who save seed from year to year use non-hybrids is that with a hybrid there is no guarantee that you'll get the same plant with the same traits if you save the seed. It will more then likely revert back to one of the varieties that made the hybrid in the first place. So for instance when I saved the seed from hybrid tomato and planted it again next year I ended up with plants that produced two different types of tomatoes, on smaller and sweeter then the original and one larger and more sour then the original.

Though rare but it is does happen, if someone does hybridize a plant and from year to year the seed produced actually 'stays true' then it eventually becomes a new variety that is considered a non-hybrid.

493 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 8:37:26pm

re: #484 The Sanity Inspector

That book is a classic strawman. She identifies the most idiotic intellectuals, claims they're influential, and proceeds to attack them.

494 avanti  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 8:54:56pm

OK, this is a long shot, but I'll ask anyway. This device was found in the Studebaker Engineering building, and no one has any idea of it's purpose. It is some sort of one off prototype "something" A friend acquired it and would like to know what the hell it is. Hint, it would have been built in the 60's and is about 12 feet long.

Picture.

495 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 11, 2010 9:36:09pm

re: #494 avanti

I'm sure it was meant for the rider to sit with enough leg room to cycle. It's not clear if it's a bike or motor bike.

496 andydp  Fri, Mar 12, 2010 5:03:44am

The more I see things like this, the more I agree with Mel Brooks in speaking about hate and bigotry:

You have to use humor and ridicule it. When you make it look foolish you take away its message.

Since this guy is saying non-hybrid seeds will pass gold in value, what does Glenn's gold sponsor have to say about this ?

497 andydp  Fri, Mar 12, 2010 5:08:51am

re: #494 avanti

OK, this is a long shot, but I'll ask anyway. This device was found in the Studebaker Engineering building, and no one has any idea of it's purpose. It is some sort of one off prototype "something" A friend acquired it and would like to know what the hell it is. Hint, it would have been built in the 60's and is about 12 feet long.

Picture.

Maybe an early all terrain vehicle of some sort ? The "tires" look like they would float on water or handle deep show/mud.


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