Onion: Kentucky Violated NCAA Rules

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Humor • Mon Mar 15, 2010 at 10:13 pm PDT • Views: 360
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1 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:21:03pm

Very clever stuff. Nice way to wind down at night.

2 Bagua  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:23:42pm

Long Haired Doney


- RLB
3 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:26:59pm

I think I found the organ player.

4 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:41:19pm

The lifetime supply of slightly ripe raw chicken peices had nothing to do with Rex becoming a point gaurd for Kentucky. They just happened to be already left over from the student center cafeteria...

/Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:53:11pm
6 jordash1212  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:55:47pm

The whole system makes me sick. We value professional sports too much in this country.

Colleges invest so much money into their athletic programs in order to get endorsements. It comes as no surprise to me that integrity is thrown out the window in order to get those special players. College just becomes the stepping stone for the professional leagues. The NCAA should have more stringent rules about the conditions under which a student plays for a team. As a starting point, they should sign a contract guaranteeing they stay long enough to get their degree.

7 Residence: Hopeandchangeistan 2012  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:56:43pm

Back flip basketball shot

[Link: www.dump.com...]

(it's really a back handspring shot, but I'm not gonna argue - pretty amazing)

8 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:01:25pm

re: #6 jordash1212

:(

9 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:09:14pm

Time for me to go to bed. Goodnight, all.

10 Millicent Islam  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:11:38pm

re: #9 Dark_Falcon

Time for me to go to bed. Goodnight, all.

Later, DF! Take care.

11 jordash1212  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:15:22pm

re: #8 Slumbering Behemoth

I hear ya. The video was funny, but it makes me kind of sad at the same time. Chappelle's show is like that, too.

12 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:23:46pm

re: #11 jordash1212

Well, there are some that say good comedy comes from pain.

13 goddamnedfrank  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:33:50pm

The promo for Ugly Americans inspired me to change my avatar.

Let the eagle soar!

14 Millicent Islam  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:35:15pm

re: #13 goddamnedfrank

The promo for Ugly Americans inspired me to change my avatar.

Let the eagle soar!


[Video]

Love it! I was looking for that video just the other day to post here. :)

Great avatar.

15 Bagua  Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:43:34pm
16 _RememberTonyC  Tue, Mar 16, 2010 5:52:09am

The "sports" themed thread is always appreciated, Charles.

This one wasn't quite up the Onion's standards. If you want to see sheer brilliance, watch the Onion video on the Clippers and the Staples Center roof collapse. The humor reflected deep knowledge of what a joke the Clippers' franchise is/was. And that made it much funnier.

This one was 6 on a scale of 10.


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 Frank says:

The person who stands up and says, "This is stupid," either is asked to 'behave' or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful "Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!"