Wake me up when we get to the Gorilla emo poetry.

Now if they could only teach Fox news how to report the truth.

That’s awful!…Awfully funny!

re: #2 darthstar

Damn it Jim they’re scientists not miracle workers.

re: #4 Dreggas

Thanks Bones!

Good video!

re: #2 darthstar

Now if they could only teach Fox news how to report the truth.

Fox News! When News breaks, we fix it!

re: #4 Dreggas

Damn it Jim they’re scientists not miracle workers.

Then we’ll have to replace them. Pick the worst of the lot and get him fitted for a red uniform. He’ll be on our next away party.

//

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Then we’ll have to replace them. Pick the worst of the lot and get him fitted for a red uniform. He’ll be on our next away party.

//

Captian Kirk, Doctor McCoy, Commander Spock, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the unknown Class M planet.

… Guess which one isn’t coming back?

Onion’s production ethic is amazing. The actress totally had Jane Goodall down.

re: #9 SteveC

It’s like the lone ranger telling tonto to go to town to get information.

re: #11 Dreggas

It’s like the lone ranger telling tonto to go to town to get information.

No! Last time Tonto get ass kicked. Kemo Sabe want to know what Black Bart up to, let Kemo Sabe haul his own ass into town. Tonto stay HERE!

re: #11 Dreggas

It’s like the lone ranger telling tonto to go to town to get information.

The difference is that Tonto survived the scrape he got into. “Ensign Ricky the Red Shirt” is only there to die suddenly so that Kirk, Spock and Bones can escape.

That was painfully funny.

Life is a cruel joke.

re: #13 Dark_Falcon

Very true.

re: #13 Dark_Falcon

The difference is that Tonto survived the scrape he got into. “Ensign Ricky the Red Shirt” is only there to die suddenly so that Kirk, Spock and Bones can escape.

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

“Asps. Very dangerous… you go first.”

I’m sicker than a poisoned pup…and that made me LOL!

re: #16 SteveC

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

“Asps. Very dangerous… you go first.”

WE! ARE GOING! TO DIE!

*Indiana Jones frowny*

re: #16 SteveC

there are mother f’n snakes on this Mother F’n plane

re: #19 Dreggas

there are mother f’n snakes on this Mother F’n plane

I’m tired of it! Aren’t you?

/Least they could do would be to offer us an extra pack of peanuts!

/I used a similar technique with a neighbor once… it involved me showing them pictures of them blasting their music followed by pictures of them being carried out of the building feet first… took some time but they got it eventually.

If the ape starts smoking Gaulois I’ll be impressed.

re: #22 Decatur Deb

If the ape starts smoking Gaulois I’ll be impressed.

And….he’d have to wear a beret

re: #21 brookly red

/I used a similar technique with a neighbor once… it involved me showing them pictures of them blasting their music followed by pictures of them being carried out of the building feet first… took some time but they got it eventually.

Remind me never to mess with you.

I’m back!
The phone rang…the big white one in the bathroom…
It was …MOOOM!
..Too much information???
Sorry………

re: #24 Dark_Falcon

Remind me never to mess with you.

/I HATE loud noises…

re: #21 brookly red

/I used a similar technique with a neighbor once… it involved me showing them pictures of them blasting their music followed by pictures of them being carried out of the building feet first… took some time but they got it eventually.

thank god I don’t have that problem at Ft Willow…I can’t hear anybody and they can’t hear me…groovy

re: #26 brookly red

/I HATE loud noises…

Brown Sugar must be played loud….have you no rock and roll soul?

re: #27 albusteve

Ft Willow?
The Deaf Mute Institute??

re: #27 albusteve

thank god I don’t have that problem at Ft Willow…I can’t hear anybody and they can’t hear me…groovy

cool! now just sit back an enjoy a bit of the old Ludvig Von… ;)

re: #29 reloadingisnotahobby

Ft Willow?
The Deaf Mute Institute??

so I’m off key…it’s the spirit of the thing

re: #28 albusteve

Brown Sugar must be played loud…have you no rock and roll soul?

I said noises not classics…

re: #30 brookly red

cool! now just sit back an enjoy a bit of the old Ludvig Von… ;)

I do a Fifth once in a while….not often tho

re: #31 albusteve

…Mine rhymed!

re: #32 brookly red

I said noises not classics…

you’re in then

re: #32 brookly red

I said noises not classics…

what’s funny is I probably listen to the noisiest crazy music on this whole blog, and I’d be the quietest neighbor ever, because I’m a headphones guy almost exclusively

re: #35 albusteve

you’re in then

free tattoos?

re: #36 WindUpBird

what’s funny is I probably listen to the noisiest crazy music on this whole blog, and I’d be the quietest neighbor ever, because I’m a headphones guy almost exclusively

Take care of your ears.

re: #37 brookly red

free tattoos?

the best in the Entire Known Universe

re: #38 Racer X

Take care of your ears.

what?

re: #38 Racer X

Take care of your ears.

I do! They’re not turned up that loud. They’re over-ear closed Sennheiser HD Pros, I can keep them low because they shut out most outside noise.

(of course I never hear the phone…)

re: #41 WindUpBird

I do! They’re not turned up that loud. They’re over-ear closed Sennheiser HD Pros, I can keep them low because they shut out most outside noise.

(of course I never hear the phone…)

“telephone was ringin
they told me it was Chairman Mao”

Lowell George

Apolitical Blues
Little Feat

re: #36 WindUpBird

What kind of music? I probably could match you with everything from Death Metal to EBM/Industrial to Metal to Goth and then some LOL.

re: #44 Dreggas

What kind of music? I probably could match you with everything from Death Metal to EBM/Industrial to Metal to Goth and then some LOL.

I’m liking you more and more by the minute, you have pretty much got my tastes in genres exactly :D

Um let’s see, in terms of the really noisy hairraising stuff I’m listening to a lot of lately:

Electric Wizard
Yob
Thought Industry (Mods Carve the Pig especially)
Isis
Neurosis
Skinny Puppy
Mastodon (Skye is my favorite, but sometimes Remission must be blasted)
Nile

(I draw the line at the grindcore/metalcore stuff. Converge and such, it’s just not musical enough for me)

re: #45 WindUpBird

I am a big fan of Cradle Of Filth myself.

I am also a huge fan of Combichrist, Velvet Acid Christ, Switchblade Symphony and numerous others. I listen to a range of stuff from new-wave to metal, doom metal, Darkwave, Goth (such as Bauhaus and older stuff) and lots of stuff out of Europe such as Wumpscut, Gothminister, and Euro-metal.

re: #9 SteveC

Captian Kirk, Doctor McCoy, Commander Spock, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the unknown Class M planet.

… Guess which one isn’t coming back?

Barbara Kingsolver refers to that guy as ‘the unfortunate lieutenant of color’.

re: #46 Dreggas

I am a big fan of Cradle Of Filth myself.

I am also a huge fan of Combichrist, Velvet Acid Christ, Switchblade Symphony and numerous others. I listen to a range of stuff from new-wave to metal, doom metal, Darkwave, Goth (such as Bauhaus and older stuff) and lots of stuff out of Europe such as Wumpscut, Gothminister, and Euro-metal.

I have Wumpscut on my ipod at the moment. :D Seen Switchblade live in uhhh…early 90’s? With Front Line Assembly. Good bands! I used to be SUCH a goth, more of the Fiends of the Nephilim/Cure/Sisters of Mercy/Siouxie variety. Really more of a metalhead at heart though.

The euro bands I like tend to either be dark prog bands like Katatonia, or in the spaced-out former-death/black Century Media stable, Tiamat, The Gathering, Samael… and Solefald! They’re just so weird and cool.

I like Deathstars, definitely like Frontline Assembly. Where abouts you at? You should check and see if Combichrist is ever gonna be around your area, highly recommend their live shows.

I’m also a big fan of Wednesday 13 (formerly The Murderdolls) and Type O Negative.

re: #48 WindUpBird

Switchblade Symphony anedote: the show was on halloween, and Tina Root had on a fetished-out Bo Peep outfit, and an inflatable sheep she carried on stage and sang with. it was genius :D

re: #50 WindUpBird
*drools*

re: #49 Dreggas

I like Deathstars, definitely like Frontline Assembly. Where abouts you at? You should check and see if Combichrist is ever gonna be around your area, highly recommend their live shows.

I’m also a big fan of Wednesday 13 (formerly The Murderdolls) and Type O Negative.

WEDNESDAY THIRTEEN RULES

also Type O is great. They’re one of those bands that over and over again keeps opening for bands I go see live. Queensryche, NIN, Danzig…and one more I saw them with I can’t remember. I’m glad Peter Steele got clean, he’s such a smart guy and it sounded like he was just killing himself with booze.

re: #51 Dreggas

*drools*

the show I saw on my 21st birthday was MLWT Thrill Kill Kult. HOLY GOD WHAT A SHOW. The energy just oozing off that stage, wow.

And I’m in Portland, Oregon. I have heard good things about Combichrist live.

re: #53 WindUpBird

I was at their show for their last album and got to meet Gen from The genitorturers, got my pic taken with her. Trust me, they are phenomenal energy wise.

re: #54 Dreggas

I was at their show for their last album and got to meet Gen from The genitorturers, got my pic taken with her. Trust me, they are phenomenal energy wise.

THAT is a show I would like to see! The only goth-related act I have seen in the last year or two has been Nivek Ogre’s tour for Devils in My Details. Lately it’s just been metalmetalmetal

well time for me to head out for the night later.

The funny thing is, there is no way to teach a gorilla about death which will not convince it of the necessity of the death penalty for the scientists involved. Mind the blowback! :-)