Wisconsin Teachers: Put Away Those Bananas

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Bad craziness is on the march in Wisconsin, where Juneau County District Attorney Scott Southworth is threatening to arrest teachers who follow a new law requiring them to instruct students on the use of contraceptives.

Yes, you read that right. This district attorney is planning to prosecute teachers for obeying the law, because he wants to make sure that teenagers will continue getting pregnant.

In light of a letter from Juneau County District Attorney Scott Southworth, leaders at the five school districts in the county are evaluating what to do now, New Lisbon School District Superintendent Tom Andres told AOL News today.

“I don’t intend to put our teachers in harm’s way,” he said. “We were just about to meet to discuss how to comply with the new law. Then this letter came, and this is another piece of the puzzle that we’ll have to consider as we figure out how to move forward.”

The state law, called the Healthy Youth Act, took effect in March. Starting this fall, it requires schools with sex-education courses to teach students medically accurate, age-appropriate information, including how to use birth control and prevent sexually transmitted diseases. It also requires the classes to include information about how to recognize signs of abuse and how alcohol can affect decision making.

Parents will be permitted to remove their children from sex-education classes, as they could under previous state law. Schools also will be allowed the choice of whether to offer sex education, but must notify parents if they decide not to.

In his letter, Southworth told school district leaders the new law promotes sexual assault of children, and warns that teachers who follow the law could be charged with misdemeanor or felony delinquency of a minor, with maximum punishments ranging from nine months in jail to six years in prison.

“For example, if a teacher instructs any student aged 16 or younger how to utilize contraceptives under circumstances where the teacher knows the child is engaging in sexual activity with another child — or even where the ‘natural and probable consequences’ of the teacher’s instruction is to cause that child to engage in sexual intercourse with a child — that teacher can be charged under this statue,” Southworth wrote.

“Moreover, the teacher could be charged with this crime even if the child does not actually engage in the criminal behavior,” he wrote, adding, “Our teachers should never be put in this position.”

Just one more example of the backward Stone Age thinking of the modern right wing. Sick sick sick.

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197 comments
1 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:39:51pm

Wisconsin has really had some crazy decisions in this category. They've sentenced kids as sex offenders on more than one occasion.

2 pingjockey  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:40:12pm

The DA is an idiot, no that inults idiots. An ameoba, that's it, the brains of an ameoba.

3 Obdicut  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:40:15pm

I can understand, though totally disagree, with the stance that you shouldn't teach sex ed to kids in school.

I cannot understand in the least the position that you should illegally use the threat of arrest to prevent people from doing so.

"I'm going to arrest you for following that law" is just dumb. Whatever else this is, it's profoundly stupid.

4 Randall Gross  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:40:20pm

But God crafted those bananas to fit the human hand...

//

5 Varek Raith  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:40:59pm

Oh, please let 12-21-2012 be true!
/

6 Obdicut  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:42:05pm
7 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:42:16pm

You know I think we fought a war or something about who wins when a federal law and a state law were at odds... but I can't recall what its name was.....

8 Randall Gross  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:43:00pm

re: #6 Obdicut

Yep.

Natural banana:

Image: artificial_selection,banana,domestication,food,hum ans,natural-dc2e804177daa25fba41c856b53cadf2_h.jpg

Mmmm! Looks slimy and seed-filled!

Direct quote from Ray "When you pull the tab the contents don't squirt in your face..."

9 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:43:34pm

First thing I thought of when reading the headline was that the story was about evolution.

10 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:44:44pm

re: #9 MandyManners

First thing I thought of when reading the headline was that the story was about evolution.

We have more crazy than we have catchy headlines.

11 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:44:59pm

Sorry to go OT, but Wrath of G-d over at the Stalker Blog just approvingly posted a video of Meir Kahane. He clearly thinks that that would-be ethnic cleanser was to be admired. Utterly sick.

12 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:44:59pm

re: #3 Obdicut

I can understand, though totally disagree, with the stance that you shouldn't teach sex ed to kids in school.

I cannot understand in the least the position that you should illegally use the threat of arrest to prevent people from doing so.

"I'm going to arrest you for following that law" is just dumb. Whatever else this is, it's profoundly stupid.

well I think the issue is with age or the lack of it... I don't know but it seems like a matter of conflicting laws which happens... I am sure the people of Wisconsin will figure it out.

13 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:45:42pm

With any luck, Wisconsin's unemployment number will increase by one the next time the DA comes up for election.

14 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:45:50pm

re: #10 Decatur Deb

We have more crazy than we have catchy headlines.

Too much stupid to shake a stick at.

15 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:46:12pm

re: #9 MandyManners

First thing I thought of when reading the headline was that the story was about evolution.

The anti-evolution banana story will come out of Texas.

/I wish I was kidding.

16 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:46:22pm

School based sex clinics!
/Bachmann

17 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:46:42pm

re: #7 jamesfirecat

You know I think we fought a war or something about who wins when a federal law and a state law were at odds... but I can't recall what its name was...

The War on Drugs is one.

18 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:46:58pm

re: #11 Dark_Falcon

Sorry to go OT, but Wrath of G-d over at the Stalker Blog just approvingly posted a video of Meir Kahane. He clearly thinks that that would-be ethnic cleanser was to be admired. Utterly sick.

That's one reason why that hateful SOB got kicked out of LGF.

19 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:47:47pm

re: #13 negativ

With any luck, Wisconsin's unemployment number will increase by one the next time the DA comes up for election.

He's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

20 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:48:17pm

evening all...I see the people who are worried about them horny teenagers are back at it again...

21 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:48:24pm

re: #11 Dark_Falcon

Not surprising. They also praise Pat Buchanan and antigovernment militias too.

22 KingKenrod  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:48:28pm

Do they really use bananas?

23 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:48:36pm

More wingnutty sex education shenanigans, this time in Colorado:

Sex, lies and duct tape: Science and morality make for strange bedfellows in D-11

by Anthony Lane - Colorado Springs Independent

Bantering with a group of teenagers, former NFL cornerback Miles McPherson flashes a rakish grin.

"If I had a rose in here, and I passed it around and each one of you took a petal off," he says, making a plucking motion with his giant hands, "there wouldn't be anything left."

Well, having sex, the player-turned-pastor says, has the same effect.

"When you sleep with somebody, you give a part of yourself away," he says. Sleep with too many people, and "by the time you get to college ... you don't care about yourself, 'cuz you don't have nothing to care about."

This is part of Sex, Lies & ... the Truth, a 1993 Focus on the Family video that also features James Dobson in ski-goggle glasses telling kids that condoms are unreliable and that there's no safe sex outside marriage. It's a masterpiece of abstinence-until-marriage advocacy, delivered from a Christian morality perspective.

Though not an approved part of the Colorado Springs School District 11 health curriculum, the video wormed its way into Coronado High School for countless showings in health class. (Interestingly, a hand-written note on the side of the box warns teachers who use it to stop six minutes from the end, when the video drops any pretense of being secular.)

Carlos Bertha and his ex-wife, Deb Courtney, raised a ruckus and got it removed, but the video just marked the beginning of their investigation into the sex ed curriculum taught to their son Zach and other D-11 students.
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24 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:48:43pm

re: #19 MandyManners

He's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

No...he's not even the stubby one that my dog's been chewing on...

25 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:49:37pm

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

The anti-evolution banana story will come out of Texas.

/I wish I was kidding.

Reminds me of a banana split: sprinkled with nuts.

26 ghazidor  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:50:01pm

Well they wouldn't have any chance of getting pregnant if they weren't horrible sinful sluts who give away their virginity before marriage. Of course the boys (especially those on the sports teams) will meanwhile be celebrated and lauded for their adventures and abilities in "sowing their wild oats" before they settle and marry.

But then again it isn't women are as sentient as men, nor as responsible, men have to take the responsibility to protect them from making the wrong choices...

/well, how else do you explain shit like this?

27 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:50:17pm

re: #7 jamesfirecat

You know I think we fought a war or something about who wins when a federal law and a state law were at odds... but I can't recall what its name was...

that really is what it is all about, no?

28 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:50:18pm

re: #18 Charles

That's one reason why that hateful SOB got kicked out of LGF.

And I thank you for that. You do a great job of taking out the trash, and it helps makes this a great blog.

29 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:50:26pm

re: #25 MandyManners

Reminds me of a banana split: sprinkled with nuts.

me thinks it's more like one of them frozen chocolate covered bananas...those are COVERED in nuts.

30 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:50:46pm

He's a shameful twit that has embarrassed Wisconsin more than once. THAT said, I must also mention as a National Guard Captain he adopted a young Iraqi boy that has Cerebral Palsy (sp?) 'Miracles' after U.S. soldier decides to adopt Iraqi

I'll oppose him on probably every other thing. But his doing this cuts him a certain amount of slack few other right wingers get.

William

31 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:51:13pm

re: #22 KingKenrod

Do they really use bananas?

Why do they hate zucchini?

32 Obdicut  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:51:23pm

re: #23 Jimmah

Well that's downright insidious.

I can respect people's religion a lot more when they're not trying to sneak it in.

33 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:51:40pm

re: #22 KingKenrod

Do they really use bananas?

It's been done. I heard about one teacher using a 2-liter bottle when asked by a student if some people were too big to use a condom.

34 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:51:41pm

re: #24 PT Barnum

No...he's not even the stubby one that my dog's been chewing on...

Mine ate Play-Do.

35 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:52:10pm

OT, but anyone want a dog? My big one is driving me nuts tonight..every five minutes..can I go out? Can I go out! Can I go out!

36 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:52:14pm
37 Racer X  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:52:36pm
38 Randall Gross  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:53:08pm

re: #12 brookly red

well I think the issue is with age or the lack of it... I don't know but it seems like a matter of conflicting laws which happens... I am sure the people of Wisconsin will figure it out.

Don't count on it, Wisconsin is where the John Birch Society is HQ'ed

39 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:53:27pm

I'm glad Charles posted this, I about spit out my energy drink when I read it.

40 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:53:37pm

re: #29 PT Barnum

me thinks it's more like one of them frozen chocolate covered bananas...those are COVERED in nuts.

Okay. I'm getting silly here in my codeine glow. I had a really risque response. bbl

41 darthstar  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:53:39pm

re: #35 PT Barnum

OT, but anyone want a dog? My big one is driving me nuts tonight..every five minutes..can I go out? Can I go out! Can I go out!

Don't ask us, ask your dog.

42 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:53:43pm

We are seeing a revival of McCarthyism. Legal threats to sex ed teachers, denying medical treatment to Obama voters, firing liberal employees, etc. It's never going to pan out for the wingnuts. McCarthy wielded actually political power unlike the wingnuts. I really don't see this working out for them.

43 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:03pm

re: #36 recusancy

OT: heh... More Americans have a ‘favorable’ opinion of the IRS than of the Tea Party.

And that's a Fox News poll.

The IRS does't threaten to make you dead, they just make you wish you were.

44 Digital Display  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:11pm

re: #31 MandyManners

Why do they hate zucchini?

Have you seen California Zucchinis? My goodness.. It's the closest thing to P0rn we have in Nature..
/

45 Randall Gross  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:16pm

re: #35 PT Barnum

OT, but anyone want a dog? My big one is driving me nuts tonight..every five minutes..can I go out? Can I go out! Can I go out!

The joys of Spring...

46 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:25pm

re: #40 MandyManners

Okay. I'm getting silly here in my codeine glow. I had a really risque response. bbl

If I can hold off on the 2 liter bottle, you can display some self-control.

47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:38pm

With a capital "T" that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
Our children's children gonna have trouble;trouble;trouble;trouble...

48 Four More Tears  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:54:58pm

re: #39 WindUpBird

I'm glad Charles posted this, I about spit out my energy drink when I read it.

You need energy at 6 pm?

49 Obdicut  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:55:17pm
Parents will be permitted to remove their children from sex-education classes, as they could under previous state law. Schools also will be allowed the choice of whether to offer sex education, but must notify parents if they decide not to.

He's trying to scare the schools into not doing it or the parents into pulling their kids out. He's trying to circumvent the law that was passed.

People trying to circumvent laws is not exactly healthy. Doing it this publicly is pretty damn blatant.

50 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:55:30pm

Later all. Time for that commute home.

51 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:55:36pm

re: #38 Thanos

Don't count on it, Wisconsin is where the John Birch Society is HQ'ed

And Joe McCarthy was twice elected as a Senator by that state.

52 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:55:50pm

re: #47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

With a capital "T" that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
Our children's children gonna have trouble;trouble;trouble;trouble...

With a capitall P but starts with T and rhymes with pool

The guy's a TOOL!

53 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:56:22pm

And tomorrow, Disneyland!

54 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:56:34pm

re: #51 Dark_Falcon

And Joe McCarthy was twice elected as a Senator by that state.

hell if Iowa can elect Steve King to congress twice, I can't pick on them...

55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:56:54pm

re: #52 PT Barnum

Fuckin' "River City" idiots...

56 freetoken  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:57:04pm

re: #51 Dark_Falcon

And the Republican party was born in that state too. Irony is that was the progressive movement.

57 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:57:14pm

The 20 Most Bike-Friendly Cities In America

I was a bike commuter here in Portland for many years. I'm surprised to see so many cold cities on that list.

58 Stanghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:57:31pm

re: #51 Dark_Falcon

And Joe McCarthy was twice elected as a Senator by that state.

Hell, that Palin T-party sign said "where is Joe McCarthy when you need him?"

They want him back.

59 freetoken  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:58:07pm

re: #54 PT Barnum

Ah, but before Iowa was a state it was part of Wisconsin Territory.

60 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:58:23pm

re: #32 Obdicut

Well that's downright insidious.

I can respect people's religion a lot more when they're not trying to sneak it in.

I remember a case last year I think when intelligent design propaganda was circulated to British schools in a similar way. Unfortunately the demand for this sort of religious miseducation is so much higher in the US.

61 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:58:33pm

re: #55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fuckin' "River City" idiots...

I lived in Mason City for a year (the city River City was based on)...lemme tell you even in the 80's not too far from the truth...

62 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:58:46pm

re: #58 Stanley Sea

Hell, that Palin T-party sign said "where is Joe McCarthy when you need him?"

They want him back.

[facepalm] I WANT MY PARTY BACK! GET THESE WINGNUTS OUT OF HERE!

Sorry, had to vent.

63 Summer Seale  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:59:11pm

I really think that the DA is right on the money on this one. If we're going to teach the theory of sex-ed, we should balance it with teaching The Stork Theory. I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, how do we know that doing such dirty things in bed makes babies? Because scientists tell us? Well, here's a clue: they have a leftist agenda. They just want everyone to be gay and have gay sex in bed and teach our kids not to have kids the safe and clean way: by having a stork deliver a baby.

So yea, I'd vote for this DA! And let's get "medicine" out of medical schools too! Did you know that vaccines cause autism? Oh and I'm all for replacing chemistry with alchemy again - at least alchemists weren't making that PCP - LSD stuff to sell to kids.

I say bring it on, scientists!

64 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:59:21pm

Off for dinner - see you all later :)

65 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:59:34pm

I am not raising any kids... and I don't live in Wisconsin. I have a feeling that if I went to Wisconsin and started to tell other people how to raise their kids they probably would tell me where to go...

even if I am a Packers fan.

66 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:59:37pm

Sorry if this is old news.

The Rise of Islamo-Erotica

Somewhat lamentably, it isn't very NSFW. Unless you work in an Islamic theocracy, that is.

67 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 5:59:54pm

re: #63 Summer

I really think that the DA is right on the money on this one. If we're going to teach the theory of sex-ed, we should balance it with teaching The Stork Theory. I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, how do we know that doing such dirty things in bed makes babies? Because scientists tell us? Well, here's a clue: they have a leftist agenda. They just want everyone to be gay and have gay sex in bed and teach our kids not to have kids the safe and clean way: by having a stork deliver a baby.

So yea, I'd vote for this DA! And let's get "medicine" out of medical schools too! Did you know that vaccines cause autism? Oh and I'm all for replacing chemistry with alchemy again - at least alchemists weren't making that PCP - LSD stuff to sell to kids.

I say bring it on, scientists!

yer funny!

68 freetoken  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:00:02pm

re: #63 Summer

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

69 Digital Display  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:00:10pm

re: #63 Summer

You are awesome! Another great post

70 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:01:15pm

re: #63 Summer

Teach the controversy!

71 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:01:47pm

For the weekend warriors: Build Your Own $20 Outdoor Cob Oven for Great Bread and Pizza

The following entry is all about making a cob oven. The construction details have been trimmed back a bit, but this article should still give you a full idea of materials and the building process for making your own inexpensive outdoor cob oven!

72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:02:00pm

re: #61 PT Barnum

(I played Winthrop in the 6th grade at a High School Production) (I've lotht the lithp tho.)

73 Summer Seale  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:02:04pm

re: #67 PT Barnum

re: #69 HoosierHoops

I am pretty awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch... =)

Uhuh. =)

74 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:02:23pm

re: #48 JasonA

You need energy at 6 pm?

Well, I read the article when i woke up, around noon... :)

And actually, yes! I get up around noon, and I'm pretty much caffienated until I go to bed around 6 or 7am. I used to drink coffee, coffee stopped agreeing with my plumbing, so I switched to these magical local non-carbonated energy drinks called Viso. Good stuff!

75 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:02:47pm

re: #63 Summer

LMAO! Loves it.

76 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:03:00pm

re: #68 freetoken

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

there needs to be a demotivator poster

THE CONTROVERSY

TEACH IT

77 Digital Display  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:03:26pm

re: #73 Summer

re: #69 HoosierHoops

I am pretty awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch... =)

Uhuh. =)

I'll be here all week..Try the Veal!
*wink*

78 darthstar  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:03:34pm

re: #35 PT Barnum

I put a dog door in the sliding glass window a few months back...dogs love it, but one dog still insists on waking me up at 4am to let me know he's going out to pee.

79 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:03:58pm

re: #63 Summer

I clicked your linky there. I bought a Droid on Monday. Do you like yours?

80 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:03:59pm

re: #74 WindUpBird

Well, I read the article when i woke up, around noon... :)

And actually, yes! I get up around noon, and I'm pretty much caffienated until I go to bed around 6 or 7am. I used to drink coffee, coffee stopped agreeing with my plumbing, so I switched to these magical local non-carbonated energy drinks called Viso. Good stuff!

The cans alone give me energy.

81 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:04:03pm

re: #63 Summer

Alchemy kicks ass! You get to wear scary robes, there's all these cool creepy John Dee sigils and wheels and magickal texts, secret handshakes, long wizardey goatees...

82 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:04:20pm

re: #78 darthstar

I put a dog door in the sliding glass window a few months back...dogs love it, but one dog still insists on waking me up at 4am to let me know he's going out to pee.

it's called love...

83 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:04:55pm

re: #80 recusancy

they're hard to miss. *_*

let me tell you, they go GREAT with vodka. But that's for later!

84 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:04:56pm

re: #76 WindUpBird

there needs to be a demotivator poster

THE CONTROVERSY

TEACH IT

What should it be a picture of? Darwin Vs God?

85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:05:11pm

re: #78 darthstar

How the hell do you put a doggie door in a sliding glass door? ME WANT ONE!

86 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:05:19pm

Conservative humor:

[Link: twitter.com...]

Not. A. Single. Funny. Tweet.

87 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:05:42pm

re: #71 Killgore Trout

For the weekend warriors: Build Your Own $20 Outdoor Cob Oven for Great Bread and Pizza

Thanks, bookmarked. I've been wanting to build a forna a legno and this will help.

88 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:04pm

re: #81 WindUpBird

Alchemy kicks ass! You get to wear scary robes, there's all these cool creepy John Dee sigils and wheels and magickal texts, secret handshakes, long wizardey goatees...

/yet you vote... *sigh*

89 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:09pm

re: #81 WindUpBird

Alchemy kicks ass! You get to wear scary robes, there's all these cool creepy John Dee sigils and wheels and magickal texts, secret handshakes, long wizardey goatees...

bah. too much work. I just wear the scary robes. mmm...velvet...

90 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:12pm

Here's a real knee-slapper:

dulcimerjames #youmightbealiberal If you think the Tax Paying working Americans owe your worthless ass a living, free education, dope money.

HURR HURR.

91 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:15pm

re: #81 WindUpBird

Alchemy kicks ass! You get to wear scary robes, there's all these cool creepy John Dee sigils and wheels and magickal texts, secret handshakes, long wizardey goatees...

No no, Alchemy kicks ass because it lets your soldiers snap their fingers and create huge balls of fire! I tell you if our guys could do that there's no way we'd ever end up in a long intractable war with a bunch of darkish skinned people whose society was based around a respect for God which..... oh wait never mind.

(FMA joke)

92 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:28pm

re: #84 jamesfirecat

What should it be a picture of? Darwin Vs God?

I don't think i could possibly beat this: Image: darwin-evolution-man-demotivational-poster-1220021501.jpg

93 Irenicum  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:06:34pm

Wow. Honestly I think that's the first time I've heard of a DA threatening to convict someone for obeying the law. Crazy doesn't begin to describe this.

94 darthstar  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:02pm

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

How the hell do you put a doggie door in a sliding glass door? ME WANT ONE!



It's an insert...slips right in between doorframe and door.

Petco has them for about $150

95 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:07pm

re: #93 Irenicum

Wow. Honestly I think that's the first time I've heard of a DA threatening to convict someone for obeying the law. Crazy doesn't begin to describe this.

It's like the DA is playing Calvinball with his job.

96 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:11pm

re: #84 jamesfirecat

What should it be a picture of? Darwin Vs God?

nah. they aren't antithetical to some.

97 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:15pm

re: #87 Decatur Deb

PIMF: forno

98 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:16pm

re: #86 Charles

Conservative humor:

[Link: twitter.com...]

Not. A. Single. Funny. Tweet.

At the risk of getting down dinged, I think us liberals are generally funnier if only because we don't take ourselves as seriously. I mean we've got Jon Stewart who do the conservatives have? Stephen Colbert? (They Wish/Think)

99 swamprat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:26pm

re: #63 Summer

I am so going to make Alchemy sets to sell at Renfests;

Make real gold*

(results not guaranteed)
100 Summer Seale  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:41pm

re: #79 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had an iPhone for years and recently moved to Vermont. AT&T is basically non-existent in the area I live so I had to switch to Verizon.

I love my Droid.

Apple is great - I've been a fangirl for years, and I still love Apple products to the max, but I think Google is going in a better direction and it's starting to show. The Droid is amazing. I love the additions coming to iPhone and I'm really happy they're doing all of them soon, but I think that Droid is ahead in so many areas right now. They're both great concepts and phones, I just think the Droid is way cooler.

Plus, mine turns into a real Tricorder (yes! and it's a free app!! check it out!!) I mean talk about awesome geekiness. Seriously.

But yea, the Droid, so far (had it 5 or 6 weeks now), totally rocks. I tweet on it, I bought tons of great apps I use every day, it's got a slide out keyboard which I use a lot btw, and more. It's way cool. =)

101 Locker  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:49pm

It seems the height of hypocrisy when these Christian whack jobs attempt to jam their chosen beliefs into the government and then claim that gay folks are pushing their homosexual agenda on them by holding hands in public.

Fuck off you donkey raping shit eaters.

102 jaunte  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:07:56pm

re: #93 Irenicum

It's his new "I make up the law as I go along" system. L'Etat, c'est moi.

103 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:08:03pm

re: #98 jamesfirecat

At the risk of getting down dinged, I think us liberals are generally funnier if only because we don't take ourselves as seriously. I mean we've got Jon Steart who do the conservatives have? Stephen Colbert? (They Wish/Think)

no downding just ahahahahahah!

104 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:08:15pm

re: #98 jamesfirecat

At the risk of getting down dinged, I think us liberals are generally funnier if only because we don't take ourselves as seriously. I mean we've got Jon Stewart who do the conservatives have? Stephen Colbert? (They Wish/Think)

oh, this is exactly true. It's the self-depreciating thing. Patton Oswalt is obviously a liberal, but he also gets his zings in on liberals as well as conservatives.

"You mean you can't elect a hackey sack mayor?!?"

105 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:08:20pm

re: #90 Charles

Here's a real knee-slapper:

HURR HURR.


No no this was the worst one for me...

hoplite300 If you visit the Holocaust museum wearing a Che T shirt and a black cap with a red star on it then #youmightbealiberal #tcot #p2

Because there's no difference between being a communist and a nazi!

106 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:09:02pm

re: #98 jamesfirecat

At the risk of getting down dinged, I think us liberals are generally funnier if only because we don't take ourselves as seriously. I mean we've got Jon Stewart who do the conservatives have? Stephen Colbert? (They Wish/Think)

Remember that show on Fox that was supposed to be the right's answer to the Daily Show? It was freakin awful. It was just mean and rude.

107 Varek Raith  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:09:04pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

No no this was the worst one for me...

hoplite300 If you visit the Holocaust museum wearing a Che T shirt and a black cap with a red star on it then #youmightbealiberal #tcot #p2

Because there's no difference between being a communist and a nazi!

CommuNazis!

108 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:09:26pm

re: #104 WindUpBird

oh, this is exactly true. It's the self-depreciating thing. Patton Oswalt is obviously a liberal, but he also gets his zings in on liberals as well as conservatives.

"You mean you can't elect a hackey sack mayor?!?"

we did it... 3 times.

109 Lidane  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:09:30pm

re: #93 Irenicum

Wow. Honestly I think that's the first time I've heard of a DA threatening to convict someone for obeying the law. Crazy doesn't begin to describe this.

You have to go well past crazy and settle on bugfuck stupid as your starting point.

Threatening to convict someone for doing their job is ridiculous.

110 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:09:55pm

re: #106 recusancy

Remember that show on Fox that was supposed to be the right's answer to the Daily Show? It was freakin awful. It was just mean and rude.

The Half Hour news hour as I recall. Oh boy did it tank fast....

111 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:10:00pm

re: #76 WindUpBird

there needs to be a demotivator poster

THE CONTROVERSY

TEACH IT

Would you settle for a series of tee-shirts?

[Link: controversy.wearscience.com...]

112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:10:04pm

re: #94 darthstar

Too cool for school. I have a five pounds of thunder little dog. Would love to set one of those up. I am afraid of hawks/falcons though, they could pluck him up in a split second. Am I paranoid?

113 Varek Raith  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:10:23pm

re: #107 Varek Raith

CommuNazis!

Image: commienazis.jpg

114 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:10:41pm

re: #109 Lidane

You have to go well past crazy and settle on bugfuck stupid as your starting point.

Threatening to convict someone for doing their job is ridiculous.

Especially when they're following a law THE STATE JUST PASSED TO THE LETTER AGARAGHGSHGSHGSH

The governor of Wisconsin just smacked the guy down. I wonder how hard it is to get a DA kicked out of his seat?

115 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:10:57pm

re: #100 Summer

Good. As soon as I figure out how to answer the damn thing when it rings...

116 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:11:15pm

re: #112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Too cool for school. I have a five pounds of thunder little dog. Would love to set one of those up. I am afraid of hawks/falcons though, they could pluck him up in a split second. Am I paranoid?

no... you don't eat meat. they do.

117 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:11:30pm

re: #112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Too cool for school. I have a five pounds of thunder little dog. Would love to set one of those up. I am afraid of hawks/falcons though, they could pluck him up in a split second. Am I paranoid?

Hell no. Hawk picked ours up last year. She yelped so loud that it dropped her...but now we never let her outside by herself anymore.

118 Varek Raith  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:11:41pm

re: #113 Varek Raith

Image: commienazis.jpg

Damn, failed, I have.

119 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:12:28pm

it occurs to me that this DA fuck could prosecute parents for giving their kids The Talk.

120 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:12:51pm

re: #106 recusancy

Remember that show on Fox that was supposed to be the right's answer to the Daily Show? It was freakin awful. It was just mean and rude.

They spent a lot of money promoting that show. They even sent me a DVD with the first four-five (?) episodes, that I never watched.

Come to think of it, four or five episodes were all that ever existed.

And "Red Eye" is even worse. A bunch of smirking self-satisfied wingnuts laughing at their own jokes. Pitiful.

121 Bagua  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:12:54pm

Step away from the Banana!

122 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:12:56pm

re: #87 Decatur Deb

Thanks, bookmarked. I've been wanting to build a forna a legno and this will help.

I'll probably try to make one too. The cob version will probably only last a season or two but it's cheap and easy. Should help work out design bugs before you build something more expensive and permanent.

123 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:13:58pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

No no this was the worst one for me...

hoplite300 If you visit the Holocaust museum wearing a Che T shirt and a black cap with a red star on it then #youmightbealiberal #tcot #p2

Because there's no difference between being a communist and a nazi!

But there is a point there. Che was a murderous totalitarian, and he should not be lionized.

124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:14:05pm

re: #117 Aceofwhat?

Hell no. Hawk picked ours up last year. She yelped so loud that it dropped her...but now we never let her outside by herself anymore.

OH SHIT! SERIOUSLY? AAAGGGHHH!

125 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:14:36pm

re: #117 Aceofwhat?

Hell no. Hawk picked ours up last year. She yelped so loud that it dropped her...but now we never let her outside by herself anymore.

get a pit bull... a nice 80 pounder.

126 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:15:00pm
127 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:15:14pm

re: #122 Killgore Trout

I'll probably try to make one too. The cob version will probably only last a season or two but it's cheap and easy. Should help work out design bugs before you build something more expensive and permanent.

I'm thinking some kind of refractory cement with an airspace, but that complexity kept me from starting. Pizza with pineapple and asbestos.

128 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:15:30pm

re: #125 brookly red

get a pit bull... a nice 80 pounder.

Ehhh...hawks eat chihuahuas...but pit bulls eat kids. I prefer risking the former/

129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:16:02pm

re: #120 Charles

They spent a lot of money promoting that show. They even sent me a DVD with the first four-five (?) episodes, that I never watched.

Come to think of it, four or five episodes were all that ever existed.

And "Red Eye" is even worse. A bunch of smirking self-satisfied wingnuts laughing at their own jokes. Pitiful.

Is Red Eye worse than Fox and Friends? Fox and Friends is the single stupidest thing I have ever seen a camera aimed at on television.

130 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:16:10pm

re: #119 WindUpBird

it occurs to me that this DA fuck could prosecute parents for giving their kids The Talk.

He could. He's decided to take a broad interpretation of the law.

131 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:16:27pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

I'm thinking some kind of refractory cement with an airspace, but that complexity kept me from starting. Pizza with pineapple and asbestos.

In my theocracy, all religions are welcome...but pineapple on pizza will get your heart cut out faster than you can say KALI MAAAHHH

132 b_snark  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:16:34pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

No no this was the worst one for me...

hoplite300 If you visit the Holocaust museum wearing a Che T shirt and a black cap with a red star on it then #youmightbealiberal #tcot #p2

Because there's no difference between being a communist and a nazi!

They're none too bright.

133 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:16:42pm

re: #128 Aceofwhat?

Ehhh...hawks eat chihuahuas...but pit bulls eat kids. I prefer risking the former/

pit bulls do not eat kids... don't believe the hype.

134 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:17:21pm

re: #120 Charles

They spent a lot of money promoting that show. They even sent me a DVD with the first four-five (?) episodes, that I never watched.

Come to think of it, four or five episodes were all that ever existed.

And "Red Eye" is even worse. A bunch of smirking self-satisfied wingnuts laughing at their own jokes. Pitiful.

The Red Eye people make me think of the Beverly Hills Young Republican Eagles or whatever they're called. A bunch of sleazy, out for myself, self-important asshole fratboys and a few chicks with big tits.

135 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:17:59pm

I'm sure there was a South Park episode dealing with this very topic.

136 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:18:12pm

re: #134 recusancy

The Red Eye people make me think of the Beverly Hills Young Republican Eagles or whatever they're called. A bunch of sleazy, out for myself, self-important asshole fratboys and a few chicks with big tits.

Although I guess that could be said for everyone on Fox News now that I think about it.

137 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:18:19pm

re: #123 Dark_Falcon

But there is a point there. Che was a murderous totalitarian, and he should not be lionized.

Not saying he should be (I don't own any shirts/material) with him on them I just think that the "joke" that poster was making falls flat even more so than the other ones...

138 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:18:37pm

re: #134 recusancy

The Red Eye people make me think of the Beverly Hills Young Republican Eagles or whatever they're called. A bunch of sleazy, out for myself, self-important asshole fratboys and a few chicks with big tits.

/hey just cause you never got invited to the parties, don't be a hater.

139 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:18:58pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

I've been dreaming of making a large brick oven. A pallet of bricks is affordable but I'll try the cob version first and see how it goes.

140 Interesting Times  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:18:58pm

re: #44 HoosierHoops

Have you seen California Zucchinis? My goodness.. It's the closest thing to P0rn we have in Nature..

No. That honor is presently held by one of these.

141 Irenicum  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:19:01pm

re: #109 Lidane

bugfuck stupid

Heh, I like that.

142 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:19:42pm

re: #133 brookly red

pit bulls do not eat kids... don't believe the hype.

be that as it may, the chihuahua will definitely not eat the kids. and she's a lot easier to pawn off when on vacation. it's a very practical pet...

143 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:19:49pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

I'm thinking some kind of refractory cement with an airspace, but that complexity kept me from starting. Pizza with pineapple and asbestos.

cancer & eternal damnation... ewwww

144 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:20:03pm

re: #134 recusancy

The Red Eye people make me think of the Beverly Hills Young Republican Eagles or whatever they're called. A bunch of sleazy, out for myself, self-important asshole fratboys and a few chicks with big tits.

oh god the imagery, i can see their polo shirts and BMW M3s glinting in the california sun

145 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:20:09pm

re: #136 recusancy

Although I guess that could be said for everyone on Fox News now that I think about it.

Great Legends found themselves replaced by blonds with big fake boobs
Debate replaced with punditry political eschewed,
That's what we call the news!

146 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:20:50pm

re: #142 Aceofwhat?

be that as it may, the chihuahua will definitely not eat the kids. and she's a lot easier to pawn off when on vacation. it's a very practical pet...

but will she protect you from the GF when you come home drunk?

147 Lidane  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:20:51pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

Because there's no difference between being a communist and a nazi!

I'm sure this will annoy Crazy Uncle Pat, but scissors beat paper.

148 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:20:56pm

re: #137 jamesfirecat

Not saying he should be (I don't own any shirts/material) with him on them I just think that the "joke" that poster was making falls flat even more so than the other ones...

a friend of mine has a parody Che shirt, instead of Che's face it's Jesus. He's a Mormon who is not your average Mormon. :D

149 jaunte  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:01pm

re: #137 jamesfirecat

Not saying he should be (I don't own any shirts/material) with him on them I just think that the "joke" that poster was making falls flat even more so than the other ones...

Jokes should have a bit of a surprise, and that one quit being surprising after the first 5,000 times.

150 Digital Display  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:12pm

re: #140 publicityStunted

No. That honor is presently held by one of these.

LOL
We are going to get in so much trouble!
Stop it!
I plead the 5th about publicitystunted.. I know nothing!

151 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:17pm

re: #144 WindUpBird

oh god the imagery, i can see their polo shirts and BMW M3s glinting in the california sun

Golf clubs in the trunk and bottle of Valtrax in the glove compartment.

152 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:18pm

re: #135 Alouette

I'm sure there was a South Park episode dealing with this very topic.

I was right.

153 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:30pm

re: #137 jamesfirecat

Not saying he should be (I don't own any shirts/material) with him on them I just think that the "joke" that poster was making falls flat even more so than the other ones...

He wasn't even making a real joke, just throwing mud. It should be easy for at least one of those posters to get their Jeff Foxworthy on, but none of them were able to get in a good joke.

154 dr. luba  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:30pm

re: #22 KingKenrod

Do they really use bananas?

When teaching sex ed (actually AIDS education) to teens, I used pickling cucumbers. The texture.......and size........was much more realistic.

155 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:21:43pm

re: #142 Aceofwhat?

be that as it may, the chihuahua will definitely not eat the kids. and she's a lot easier to pawn off when on vacation. it's a very practical pet...

Tiny animals are more fun :D

156 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:22pm

re: #146 brookly red

but will she protect you from the GF when you come home drunk?

no, but if i were single, she would procure me a replacement GF...

157 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:23pm

re: #139 Killgore Trout

I've been dreaming of making a large brick oven. A pallet of bricks is affordable but I'll try the cob version first and see how it goes.

I've tried brickwork, and it has a big learning curve. I'm thinking of casting concrete panels with terracotta tile facings. The cob thing seems to have some good info on dimensioning. (The failed one was pretty catastrophic-looking.)

158 b_snark  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:27pm

re: #125 brookly red

get a pit bull... a nice 80 pounder.

Get a Shepherd, a 110 pounder, smarter, faster and a better jumper.

159 Stanghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:35pm

re: #144 WindUpBird

oh god the imagery, i can see their polo shirts and BMW M3s glinting in the california sun

Facebook entry from one of the "Young Eagles," the RNC's targeted outreach to young wealthy conservatives which ran aground on the shores of lesbian-themed bondage: "My ancestors, actually, weren't on the Mayflower. They sent the servants over first to get the cottage ready."

160 Irenicum  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:40pm

re: #154 dr. luba

Is that a pickling cucumber I see or are you just happy to see me?

161 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:22:50pm

re: #151 recusancy

Golf clubs in the trunk and bottle of Valtrax in the glove compartment.

*seizure*

162 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:23:02pm

re: #155 WindUpBird

Tiny animals are more fun :D

so I got a case of duct tape here... who wants to sign for it?

163 Stanghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:23:03pm

re: #150 HoosierHoops

LOL
We are going to get in so much trouble!
Stop it!
I plead the 5th about publicitystunted.. I know nothing!

I'm going shopping! /kidding maybe.

164 Only The Lurker Knows  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:24:06pm

re: #63 Summer

Excellent post. The ratio of snarc to sarc was perfect.

165 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:24:19pm

re: #154 dr. luba

When teaching sex ed (actually AIDS education) to teens, I used pickling cucumbers. The texture...and size...was much more realistic.

if you say the word crunch I will barf....

166 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:24:59pm

re: #159 Stanley Sea

I want to see those guys sentenced to wear a pink princess outfit at an actual lesbian club for an entire evening, serving drinks :D

YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH LESBIANS, FRATBOY? HERE YA GOOOO!

167 Digital Display  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:17pm

re: #163 Stanley Sea

I'm going shopping! /kidding maybe.

Kinky.. I updinged you..Not sure why..And now I feel a little bit dirty...
/

168 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:23pm

re: #166 WindUpBird

I want to see those guys sentenced to wear a pink princess outfit at an actual lesbian club for an entire evening, serving drinks :D

YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH LESBIANS, FRATBOY? HERE YA GOOO!

I'd send them to hang out with these lesbians.

169 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:27pm

re: #166 WindUpBird

I want to see those guys sentenced to wear a pink princess outfit at an actual lesbian club for an entire evening, serving drinks :D

YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH LESBIANS, FRATBOY? HERE YA GOOO!

I love it!

170 brookly red  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:34pm

re: #166 WindUpBird

I want to see those guys sentenced to wear a pink princess outfit at an actual lesbian club for an entire evening, serving drinks :D

YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH LESBIANS, FRATBOY? HERE YA GOOO!

real lesbians don't ware pink...

171 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:35pm

re: #166 WindUpBird

I want to see those guys sentenced to wear a pink princess outfit at an actual lesbian club for an entire evening, serving drinks :D

YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH LESBIANS, FRATBOY? HERE YA GOOO!

doesn't seem fair to the lesbians...

172 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:26:54pm

re: #153 Dark_Falcon

He wasn't even making a real joke, just throwing mud. It should be easy for at least one of those posters to get their Jeff Foxworthy on, but none of them were able to get in a good joke.

Yeah not even the laws of averages seems to be able to help them....

173 Stanghazi  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:27:08pm

re: #167 HoosierHoops

Kinky.. I updinged you..Not sure why..And now I feel a little bit dirty...
/

It's OK Hoops. I'm joking!! Those squash were something though.

174 wee fury  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:27:30pm

Gov. Doyle explains

175 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:27:47pm

re: #168 recusancy

Heeheehee!
They really are a cute couple :D

176 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:28:32pm

re: #171 Aceofwhat?

doesn't seem fair to the lesbians...

Oh, they'd enjoy it. 8-)

"Hey sunshine! Another manhattan! Put some booze in it this time!"

177 recusancy  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:28:40pm

re: #175 WindUpBird

Heeheehee!
They really are a cute couple :D

They are. Rachel, John, and Stephen are the best things on TV (politics wise) right now.

178 b_snark  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:28:55pm

re: #133 brookly red

pit bulls do not eat kids... don't believe the hype.

Pit bulls eat other dogs, but are quite human adult friendly. Dogs that won't obey their owner are not useful, even in a dog fight.

All dogs breeds will have members who attack children who can't read canine body language. The larger dogs simply do more damage.

179 jamesfirecat  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:29:32pm

re: #177 recusancy

They are. Rachel, John, and Stephen are the best things on TV (politics wise) right now.

You know the way you say that, its like you're suggesting Jo(h)n and Stephen are a couple also.... not that it's that much of a stretch of course...

180 Irenicum  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:29:51pm

re: #159 Stanley Sea

I totally understand how the Young Eagles could have made that honest mistake of going to a bondage club. They were just looking for some well heeled donors in order to whip the GOP back to shape.

181 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:29:57pm

Thanos, are you on?
There was a post, earlier about a FAKE Cato on Facebook, and your nic pic was listed as following it. Is it you? Do you want me to find the post?
Did you fix it already?

182 b_snark  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:30:29pm

re: #142 Aceofwhat?

be that as it may, the chihuahua will definitely not eat the kids. and she's a lot easier to pawn off when on vacation. it's a very practical pet...

And if you rub it on your hair you can stick it to the ceiling.

Or was that just cats?

183 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:31:09pm

re: #182 b_sharp

And if you rub it on your hair you can stick it to the ceiling.

Or was that just cats?

i dunno, but it's a hypothesis worth testing! gimme a sec-

184 Irenicum  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:31:33pm

re: #179 jamesfirecat

NTTAWWT.

185 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:31:36pm

'Nite, all.

186 Only The Lurker Knows  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:33:28pm

re: #102 jaunte

Been meaning to ask. Are there any sneak previews of the artwork for the next cookbook?

187 jaunte  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:34:41pm

re: #186 Bubblehead II

Reine posted the cover art at the cookbook blog. We're almost done, I just need a back-cover blurb.

188 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:35:44pm

re: #157 Decatur Deb

I've tried brickwork, and it has a big learning curve. I'm thinking of casting concrete panels with terracotta tile facings. The cob thing seems to have some good info on dimensioning. (The failed one was pretty catastrophic-looking.)

Let me know how your experiment goes. I'll stick with the cob for a year or two but I'd love a permanent brick oven.

189 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:37:09pm

re: #181 Floral Giraffe

Paste for Thanos

107 Charles Thu, Apr 8, 2010 2:45:55pm replyquote

Here's what this latest creep is doing:

[Link: twitter.com...]

190 Only The Lurker Knows  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:44:22pm

re: #187 jaunte

Thanks. I'll have to go take a look. Haven't been over there for a while.

191 jvic  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 6:50:32pm

re: #49 Obdicut

He's trying to scare the schools into not doing it or the parents into pulling their kids out. He's trying to circumvent the law that was passed.

People trying to circumvent laws is not exactly healthy. Doing it this publicly is pretty damn blatant.

I can't help but wonder if Southworth belongs in jail.

A local official defies the state legislature and threatens to use police power, i.e. the force of the state, to impose his will.

Wikipedia:

Sedition is a term of law which refers to overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority as tending toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority.

Especially serious in a government official with authority over the law enforcement apparatus.

A charge of sedition against Southworth seems much less of a stretch than his threatened prosecution of people who are obeying a law he doesn't like.

192 claire  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 7:08:10pm

This irritates the shit out of me. Don't advise the teenagers to use condoms, it will encourage them to have sex. Gaahhh. Just kill me now and get it over with.

193 Querent  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 7:17:10pm

re: #101 Locker

don't hold back, tell us how you REALLY feel...

194 Lidane  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 7:40:59pm

re: #191 jvic

I don't know about throwing him in jail, but bouncing him out of office wouldn't be a bad idea. The guy is actively trying to circumvent the law by threatening to arrest people for following the rules.

That's not someone I'd want for a DA. He needs to be voted out. Period.

195 Kruk  Thu, Apr 8, 2010 9:17:15pm

re: #109 Lidane

You have to go well past crazy and settle on bugfuck stupid as your starting point.

Threatening to convict someone for doing their job is ridiculous.

Heh. Have these people even heard of the Scopes Monkey trial? Or do the believe this time the public will back them?

196 mikhailtheplumber  Fri, Apr 9, 2010 12:59:16am

So, the district attorney will accuse teachers who obey the law? Ehm... head-desk?

197 William of Orange  Fri, Apr 9, 2010 8:05:43am

Did someone cry Wolf?!


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