1 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:10:21pm

If you’re not watching 60 Minutes, turn it on now. They’re talking about the “All American Canal” in Southern California and how many immigrants die there. Turn it on. Turn it on now.

2 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:10:55pm

Turn turn, turn, to every season turn turn turn…

3 The Bunny  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:11:49pm

Ah!!! Wonderful.

Another perfect picture of dormant power waiting to be unleashed.

4 Aceofwhat?  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:11:49pm

re: #1 darthstar

If you’re not watching 60 Minutes, turn it on now. They’re talking about the “All American Canal” in Southern California and how many immigrants die there. Turn it on. Turn it on now.

are you sure it isn’t just you and the 9 other people on Mountain time? i looked…

5 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:12:01pm

re: #2 jamesfirecat

I thought of swans a-swimming…

6 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:12:05pm

re: #1 darthstar

If you’re not watching 60 Minutes, turn it on now. They’re talking about the “All American Canal” in Southern California and how many immigrants die there. Turn it on. Turn it on now.

eh. 60-minutes was 2 hours ago here; What is the “All American Canal”, and do immigrants die trying to get across it?

7 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:04pm

re: #6 reine.de.tout

The AAC is how Colorado river water is sent through parts of Imperial county for agricultural purposes.

8 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:06pm

About enough to power the LGF servers?

9 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:28pm

re: #4 Aceofwhat?

They just interviewed one of the women on the irrigation commission…she said “When they jump into the canal, they’re taking their lives in their own hands.” (i.e. she’s against putting buoys and lifelines into the canal.)

10 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:37pm

I have a sudden urge to tilt.

11 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:50pm

re: #1 darthstar

If you’re not watching 60 Minutes, turn it on now. They’re talking about the “All American Canal” in Southern California and how many immigrants die there. Turn it on. Turn it on now.

Sorry. Don’t do teevee.

12 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:13:51pm

re: #6 reine.de.tout

eh. 60-minutes was 2 hours ago here; What is the “All American Canal”, and do immigrants die trying to get across it?

Several hundred of them.

13 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:14:27pm

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I have a sudden urge to tilt.

Then you’ve been playing pinball too long.

14 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:14:48pm

re: #9 darthstar

They just interviewed one of the women on the irrigation commission…she said “When they jump into the canal, they’re taking their lives in their own hands.” (i.e. she’s against putting buoys and lifelines into the canal.)

Why not boats? Free ones.

15 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:15:19pm

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I have a sudden urge to tilt.

Heh, I’m sure LVQ would join in with you…

16 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:15:36pm

Okay…this one guy, an anti-immigrant Republican, actually put in a buoy line himself in ten minutes…it took the Imperial Immigration Committee the same amount of time to dimantle it.

He’s anti-immigration, but believes the canal is a death trap and that not putting in lifelines is morally criminal.

17 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:03pm

re: #14 Cato the Elder

Don’t tell Duncan Hunter, he’ll probably want to put alligators in there.

18 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:03pm

re: #9 darthstar

They just interviewed one of the women on the irrigation commission…she said “When they jump into the canal, they’re taking their lives in their own hands.” (i.e. she’s against putting buoys and lifelines into the canal.)

What the f***?

Dude I get it that you don’t want illegal immigrants in the country, but how about a little compassion?

Though at least now I know where they came up with that “race for the green” idea where they had immigrants compete with the winner getting a green card….

19 Aceofwhat?  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:07pm

re: #9 darthstar

They just interviewed one of the women on the irrigation commission…she said “When they jump into the canal, they’re taking their lives in their own hands.” (i.e. she’s against putting buoys and lifelines into the canal.)

huh. i found a little local blurb here.

sounds like a big part of the problem are smugglers who tell folks that it’s safe to cross.

that’s not cool.

20 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:16pm

re: #14 Cato the Elder

Why not boats? Free ones.

Canals move at 8ft per second. The water is cold…very cold. Your attempt at humor is a fail.

Okay…story’s over…I guess it never happened.

21 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:38pm

re: #17 freetoken

Don’t tell Duncan Hunter, he’ll probably want to put alligators in there.

Or at least illtempered and mutated sea bass….

22 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:17:40pm

son-of-a-rhymes-with-itch……
This makes me spitting mad.

blog.al.com

23 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:18:00pm

re: #1 darthstar

If you’re not watching 60 Minutes, turn it on now. They’re talking about the “All American Canal” in Southern California and how many immigrants die there. Turn it on. Turn it on now.

I remember hearing that one person who died was located via the trackers placed on California Condors. The birds had found him and were doing what vultures do. The story may be apocryphal, though.

24 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:18:11pm

Repost, because it works here too!

re: #70 Killgore Trout

LOL!

But the worse part… I know find out that some asshole in the GREEN MOVEMENT allowed these WIND FARMS to be built right near SOLAR FARMS and so (WHOOOSH) what is going to happen if all this extra wind somehow manages to DESTROY THE SOLAR FARM and (WHOOOSH) next thing we know… we’re dealing with THE FUCKING SUN SPILLING ALL OVER THE DESERT!

25 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:18:17pm

re: #17 freetoken

Don’t tell Duncan Hunter, he’ll probably want to put alligators in there.

There once was a time when Duncan Hunter seemed like one of the sane Republicans.

26 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:18:36pm

re: #16 darthstar

Okay…this one guy, an anti-immigrant Republican, actually put in a buoy line himself in ten minutes…it took the Imperial Immigration Committee the same amount of time to dimantle it.

He’s anti-immigration, but believes the canal is a death trap and that not putting in lifelines is morally criminal.

A Republican? Will wonders never cease …
/

Sarcasm aside - it’s awful, just awful, that people are that desperate for a better life, even if it’s a life as an illegal working for less than minimum wages, that they will put their lives in that sort of danger.

The corruption of Mexico’s politicians must bear responsibility for this, but they will not, and if they won’t, we have to do something, it’s just the right thing to do.

27 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:19:16pm

re: #25 Charles

There once was a time when Duncan Hunter seemed like one of the sane Republicans.

Right up until he got elected. Since then, its been all down hill.

28 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:19:57pm

re: #27 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Right up until he got elected. Since then, its been all down hill.

Funny how that works.

29 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:20:31pm

re: #19 Aceofwhat?

They interviewed a woman (German born US citizen) whose husband was deported and then died trying to cross the canal. It’s not the “coyotes” that killed him. Over 500 people (including one US border guard trying to save his dog) have died in the canal in the last year or so. There are no safety features…period. Canals are death traps. When I was a kid I wanted to go fishing in one in town near my dad’s office…he about shit bricks explaining to me that I was never to go near the canals.

Oh, and the government did fund an expensive project to save lives on the canal…they netted and used cranes to lift fish over the dams.

30 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:20:47pm

re: #25 Charles

There once was a time when Duncan Hunter seemed like one of the sane Republicans.

//There once was a time when there was such a thing as a sane Republican in office….

(I know my blue bias is showing)

31 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:20:48pm

re: #20 darthstar

Canals move at 8ft per second. The water is cold…very cold. Your attempt at humor is a fail.

Okay…story’s over…I guess it never happened.

No blame on the coyotes who sell the would-be illegals a bad way to cross over, of course. We should just put up lifelines. I say again, why not boats? With free drinks? And cigars? You make it that far…

I mean, seriously, the biggest problem I see in this country is not and has never been “aliens”, but if you’re going to try to swim a canal to get here, then you damn well are taking your life in your hands.

32 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:20:58pm

re: #21 jamesfirecat

Or at least illtempered and mutated sea bass…

With frickin’ laser beams on their frickin’ heads!

/

33 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:21:50pm

re: #28 Charles

Funny how that works.

He’s a big definite on my replacement list this year.

34 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:21:57pm

re: #29 darthstar

They interviewed a woman (German born US citizen) whose husband was deported and then died trying to cross the canal. It’s not the “coyotes” that killed him. Over 500 people (including one US border guard trying to save his dog) have died in the canal in the last year or so. There are no safety features…period. Canals are death traps. When I was a kid I wanted to go fishing in one in town near my dad’s office…he about shit bricks explaining to me that I was never to go near the canals.

Oh, and the government did fund an expensive project to save lives on the canal…they netted and used cranes to lift fish over the dams.

I don’t suppose that fencing it off is an option?

35 Aceofwhat?  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:22:09pm

re: #29 darthstar

They interviewed a woman (German born US citizen) whose husband was deported and then died trying to cross the canal. It’s not the “coyotes” that killed him. Over 500 people (including one US border guard trying to save his dog) have died in the canal in the last year or so. There are no safety features…period. Canals are death traps. When I was a kid I wanted to go fishing in one in town near my dad’s office…he about shit bricks explaining to me that I was never to go near the canals.

Oh, and the government did fund an expensive project to save lives on the canal…they netted and used cranes to lift fish over the dams.

mmm…i think that 500 people have died in it since it was built in 1938.

36 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:23:05pm

re: #22 tradewind

son-of-a-rhymes-with-itch…
This makes me spitting mad.

[Link: blog.al.com…]

Bayou la Batre fishing is worth 400 million per year.

npr.org

37 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:23:08pm

re: #35 Aceofwhat?

mmm…i think that 500 people have died in it since it was built in 1938.

100 in the last year at one damn. 60 at each of two others.

38 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:23:28pm

re: #25 Charles

Duncan D. Hunter, who is now in office, is I think trying too hard to be his father’s son. He essentially inherited that position, his father held it so long. I voted for his father a couple of times, but refuse to vote for any (R) from this part of the county anymore - they’ve all gone Tea Party.

39 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:23:47pm

re: #37 darthstar

100 in the last year at one damn. 60 at each of two others.

Okay one of you is making numbers up because there’s no way both those statics can be true….

40 Tigger2005  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:24:36pm

prairiefire, if you’re there:

While I’m no fan of Sarah Palin, she apparently isn’t quite so dumb as to say the Kansas City area is home to a sports team that doesn’t exist. Independence does have a minor league hockey team called…the Missouri Mavericks. Her handlers wouldn’t have let her make a gaffe that big…

Just wanted to let you know before you told that story to anyone in person… :)

41 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:24:36pm

re: #31 Cato the Elder

No blame on the coyotes who sell the would-be illegals a bad way to cross over, of course. We should just put up lifelines. I say again, why not boats? With free drinks? And cigars? You make it that far…

I mean, seriously, the biggest problem I see in this country is not and has never been “aliens”, but if you’re going to try to swim a canal to get here, then you damn well are taking your life in your hands.

I’m a pretty damn compassionate guy. That said… I’m with Cato on this one.

42 Aceofwhat?  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:25:00pm

re: #37 darthstar

100 in the last year at one damn. 60 at each of two others.

so 220 in the last year and ~300 in the 70 years prior?

my figure is from the article that i linked to.

43 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:25:37pm

re: #39 jamesfirecat

Okay one of you is making numbers up because there’s no way both those statics can be true…

Okay…I might have misinterpreted what they said on 60 minutes…here are the hard numbers:
allamericancanal.org

44 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:25:45pm

re: #16 darthstar
You mean there’s an anti-illegal-immigration Republican who still retains the milk of human kindness?/
I don’t really believe that you will find many Americans, regardless of their political beliefs, who think that drowning people is a good thing.
OTOH, it seems as if a lot of the deaths happen when the Mexican coyotes / smugglers** callously abandon their human cargo to die in the desert …. presumably to avoid arrest.
**with apologies to actual coyotes everywhere

45 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:25:45pm
46 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:26:55pm

re: #42 Aceofwhat?

so 220 in the last year and ~300 in the 70 years prior?

my figure is from the article that i linked to.

odd, it seems to be getting more popular all of a sudden…

47 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:27:06pm

re: #36 Decatur Deb
I should clarify that I am mad at BP, and support what the AG is doing. Bastards are trying to preclude any settlements imposed by a court and low-ball the fishermen for a lousy five thousand bucks.

48 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:28:10pm

re: #45 Charles

May 2007: A Guest Post By Duncan Hunter.

Looks like he isn’t so much a great mind as just gaga for walls.

49 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:28:26pm

re: #45 Charles

May 2007: A Guest Post By Duncan Hunter.

Different Duncan Hunter. That was senior, Duncan Hunter Junior is the current Congressman, ran in his father’s same district.

50 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:28:53pm

re: #36 Decatur Deb

Bayou la Batre fishing is worth 400 million per year.

[Link: www.npr.org…]

How can they even be already arguing over the price when we haven’t finished cleaning up the damn spill yet?

51 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:29:16pm

re: #47 tradewind

I should clarify that I am mad at BP, and support what the AG is doing. Bastards are trying to preclude any settlements imposed by a court and low-ball the fishermen for a lousy five thousand bucks.

It was starting to come back from Katrina.

52 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:30:08pm

re: #44 tradewind

All snark aside, if you’d listened to the woman from the Imperial Immigration Council talk about the deaths, you wouldn’t see the humor in that. She blamed “bureaucracy” for the deaths. Bureaucracy.

53 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:30:17pm

re: #49 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Different Duncan Hunter. That was senior, Duncan Hunter Junior is the current Congressman, ran in his father’s same district.

Right, I know. Just some background info.

54 Tigger2005  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:30:53pm

re: #44 tradewind

You mean there’s an anti-illegal-immigration Republican who still retains the milk of human kindness?/
I don’t really believe that you will find many Americans, regardless of their political beliefs, who think that drowning people is a good thing.
OTOH, it seems as if a lot of the deaths happen when the Mexican coyotes / smugglers** callously abandon their human cargo to die in the desert … presumably to avoid arrest.
**with apologies to actual coyotes everywhere

Well, I have to say that jumping into a canal is incredibly foolish, no matter how desperate you are. Still, I suppose we should put out some lifelines, as long as there’s a passel of border guards on the other end to dry the fellow off and send him right back.

55 Aceofwhat?  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:31:12pm

re: #46 brookly red

odd, it seems to be getting more popular all of a sudden…

60 minutes can tell a good story sometimes but they’re not always very good with numbers. i bet they misled some viewers, including my dude Darthstar.

gotta run. not winning this migrane battle at the moment…going to find some dark and quiet to help. hate migranes…so random sometimes.

good night all.

56 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:31:16pm

re: #50 jamesfirecat

How can they even be already arguing over the price when we haven’t finished cleaning up the damn spill yet?

Good risk management. I don’t think the oil is even there, yet, but it’s coming.
This is the same thinking that gets an auto accident release in the hospital.

57 darthstar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:31:37pm

re: #54 Tigger2005

Well, I have to say that jumping into a canal is incredibly foolish, no matter how desperate you are. Still, I suppose we should put out some lifelines, as long as there’s a passel of border guards on the other end to dry the fellow off and send him right back.

Exactly…that’s what the American widow of a victim of the canal said. Send them back, sure, but don’t just let them die.

58 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:32:14pm

re: #52 darthstar

All snark aside, if you’d listened to the woman from the Imperial Immigration Council talk about the deaths, you wouldn’t see the humor in that. She blamed “bureaucracy” for the deaths. Bureaucracy.

uhhh, are you sure that isn’t Imperial Irrigation Council?

59 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:32:27pm

When I think of windmills, I want to lay back and to listen to the only tune I know about windmills.

Link test…

Youtube Video

60 Irenicum  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:32:31pm

Oooo, windmills. That’s what we’re gonna have not too far from me. Except ours will be in the water.

61 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:33:05pm

re: #57 darthstar

Exactly…that’s what the American widow of a victim of the canal said. Send them back, sure, but don’t just let them die.

I hate sounding like I’m way on the anti-immigration side. I’m not. But shit, just build a fucking bridge at that point.

62 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:33:21pm

re: #56 Decatur Deb

Good risk management. I don’t think the oil is even there, yet, but it’s coming.
This is the same thinking that gets an auto accident release in the hospital.

I still think its bull plucky, they’re going to pay the entire price, yes?

So if something else (G-d forbid) goes wrong they’re going to pay even more.

It really doesn’t make sense to haggle over a cafe you’re going to buy, when the cafe is still inside the cow that’s about to give birth to it, and you don’t know what the cafe looks like….

Sorry best analogy I could think of….

63 Tigger2005  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:34:03pm

re: #59 Casual Talker

When I think of windmills, I want to lay back and to listen to the only tune I know about windmills.

Link test…


[Video]

Couldn’t find the original and best, with Steve McQueen?

64 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:34:41pm

re: #62 jamesfirecat

I still think its bull plucky, they’re going to pay the entire price, yes?

So if something else (G-d forbid) goes wrong they’re going to pay even more.

It really doesn’t make sense to haggle over a cafe you’re going to buy, when the cafe is still inside the cow that’s about to give birth to it, and you don’t know what the cafe looks like…

Sorry best analogy I could think of…

A cafe in a cow? Poke holes for lighting?
/evening honcos!

65 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:35:13pm

re: #45 Charles

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…
Well, times change, and so do people!

66 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:35:45pm

re: #62 jamesfirecat

I still think its bull plucky, they’re going to pay the entire price, yes?

So if something else (G-d forbid) goes wrong they’re going to pay even more.

It really doesn’t make sense to haggle over a cafe you’re going to buy, when the cafe is still inside the cow that’s about to give birth to it, and you don’t know what the cafe looks like…

Sorry best analogy I could think of…

Bro… calf. “Cafe” had my mind picturing something way different.

67 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:35:55pm

re: #63 Tigger2005

Couldn’t find the original and best, with Steve McQueen?

Although Faye Dunaway appeared in both films, the remake with dear Faye as Mr. Crownes therapist. If I’m not mistaken, this an old Michele LeGrand tune - a lovely one too.

68 Irenicum  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:35:58pm

re: #25 Charles

That was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

69 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:36:07pm

re: #62 jamesfirecat

I still think its bull plucky, they’re going to pay the entire price, yes?

…snip…

In your dreams. Check the history of the EXXON Valdez settlements through the appeals courts.

70 swamprat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:36:35pm

posted on wrong thread

Meant to post it here .

Arlo talks for 45 seconds

Deportee

Youtube Video

Hoyt Axton did it better

The crops are all in and the peaches are rotting,
The oranges are packed in their creosote dumps.2.
They’re flying ‘em back to the Mexico border
To take all their money to wade back again.
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita,
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria.
You won’t have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be “deportees.”

My father’s own father, he waded that river.
They took all the money he made in his life.
My brothers and sisters came workin’ the fruit trees,
They rode the big trucks ‘till they laid down and died.

Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita,
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria.
You won’t have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be “deportees.”
The skyplane caught fire over Los Gatos Canyon,
A fireball of lightnin’ an’ it shook all the hills.
Who are these chicanos all scattered like dry leaves?
The radio tells me, “They’re just deportees.”

We died in your hills and we died in your deserts,
We died in your valleys, we died in your plains.
We died ‘neath your trees and we died ‘neath your bushes,
Both sides of the river we died just the same.

You won’t have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be “deportees”
Is this the best way we can grow our big orchards?
Is this the best way we can grow our good fruit?
To die like the dry leaves and rot on my topsoil
And be known by no name except “deportee.”?

71 recusancy  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:36:40pm

re: #45 Charles

May 2007: A Guest Post By Duncan Hunter.

haha… I like post #9 on there.

72 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:36:42pm

re: #53 Charles

Right, I know. Just some background info.

Some people would try to hide that they’ve been associated with the Hunters at all. But you, sir, always go with honest and full disclosure. Bravo, Charles!

73 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:37:19pm

re: #50 jamesfirecat
It’s the same tactic that airlines used to use when they would send out a handler to ’ befriend ’ and lawyer to convince each family who lost someone in a plane crash that they should accept a cash settlement now, and oh yeah sign here…..this holds us harmless in any future action…..
Corporate sees it as preemptive, I see it as low.

74 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:38:05pm

re: #69 Decatur Deb

In your dreams. Check the history of the EXXON Valdez settlements through the appeals courts.

So in other words when they say they’ll pay for the entire thing, they really mean they’ll pay as little as they possibly can and stick we the people with the price tag for cleaning up their mess. Literally.

I know some might argue that the bailouts are doing the exact same thing, but dear god is it so blindingly obvious in this case….

75 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:39:12pm

re: #66 JasonA
I’m going ’ cafe? What cafe? ‘re: #62 jamesfirecat
Actually, in livestock, at least cattle and horses, selling offspring in utero is totally common. You pays your money and you takes your chance…..
backed up by lots of pedigree research.

76 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:39:37pm

re: #74 jamesfirecat

So in other words when they say they’ll pay for the entire thing, they really mean they’ll pay as little as they possibly can and stick we the people with the price tag for cleaning up their mess. Literally.

I know some might argue that the bailouts are doing the exact same thing, but dear god is it so blindingly obvious in this case…

They might be defrauding their stockholders to pay any more than they have to.
I am describing, not endorsing.

77 recusancy  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:40:20pm

re: #45 Charles

May 2007: A Guest Post By Duncan Hunter.

Damn. There’s some serious bigotry in the posts on that thread. Starting out with #11.

78 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:41:18pm

re: #76 Decatur Deb

They might be defrauding their stockholders to pay any more than they have to.
I am describing, not endorsing.

When a British Company does something like this on our American soil/waters the correct response should be them writing us a blank check and saying “my bad take this.”

Just my $0.02

79 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:41:33pm

re: #76 Decatur Deb

They might be defrauding their stockholders to pay any more than they have to.
I am describing, not endorsing.

Lawsuits’ll have to take care of the rest. If I were a fisherman in the area I’d have a lawyer, like, last week.

80 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:42:02pm

re: #54 Tigger2005
Redefining Catch and Release.

81 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:42:52pm

re: #77 recusancy

Damn. There’s some serious bigotry in the posts on that thread. Starting out with #11.

Fjordman. Nuff said.

82 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:43:11pm

re: #79 JasonA

Lawsuits’ll have to take care of the rest. If I were a fisherman in the area I’d have a lawyer, like, last week.

The Sun Myung Moon organization is the heart of the industry there. Might be interesting.

83 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:43:17pm
Seven Windmills


Fascism! Communism! Precious bodily fluids!
/Mandrake, come feed this belt for me.

84 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:43:43pm

re: #81 Charles

Fjordman. Nuff said.

Lotsa names there I remember but are long gone. Wow.

85 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:43:51pm

re: #79 JasonA

Lawsuits’ll have to take care of the rest. If I were a fisherman in the area I’d have a lawyer, like, last week.

/so Edwards can make a comeback after all?

86 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:43:58pm

So I know they’re a good energy source, and all that, but looking at those, I’m starting to see Ted Kennedy’s point….
Something there is that does not love a (modern day, designed for a windfarm ) windmill. They do screw up the landscape.

87 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:44:12pm

re: #84 Cannadian Club Akbar

Lotsa names there I remember but are long gone. Wow.

Behold the ghosts of Lizards Past!

88 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:44:50pm

re: #76 Decatur Deb

They might be defrauding their stockholders to pay any more than they have to.

Also, it’s a shame we can’t say that when our government pays KBR $45/coke.

89 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:44:57pm

re: #87 jamesfirecat

Behold the ghosts of Lizards Past!

Stop it!! You’re scaring me!!
/

90 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:45:43pm

re: #87 jamesfirecat

Behold Beware the Ghosts of Lizards Past.


FTFY/

91 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:46:15pm

re: #89 Cannadian Club Akbar

Stop it!! You’re scaring me!!
/

The ghosts of Lizards future are even worse… for be warned with each opening of the Mystical Green Door, LGF skews more liberal!

92 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:46:18pm

re: #70 swamprat

posted on wrong thread

Meant to post it here .

Arlo talks for 45 seconds

Deportee

Hoyt Axton did it better

Thank you, Swamp Thing. I was just thinking about that song the other night.

Wiki:

“Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)” is a protest song with lyrics by Woody Guthrie detailing the January 28, 1948 crash of a plane near Los Gatos Canyon,[1] 20 miles west of Coalinga in Fresno County, California, United States.[2][3] The crash occurred in Los Gatos Canyon and not in the town of Los Gatos itself, which is in Santa Clara County, approximately 150 miles away. Guthrie was inspired to write the song by what he considered the racist mistreatment of the passengers before and after the accident.[1] The crash resulted in the deaths of 32 people, 4 Americans and 28 migrant farm workers who were being deported from California back to Mexico.[3]


History

The genesis of “Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)” reportedly occurred when Guthrie was struck by the fact that radio and newspaper coverage of the event did not give the victims’ names, but instead referred to them merely as “deportees.”[2] For example, none of the deportees’ names were printed in the January 29, 1948 New York Times report, only those of the flight crew and the security guard.[3][4] Guthrie responded with a poem, which, when it was first written, featured only rudimentary musical accompaniment, with Guthrie chanting the song rather than singing it.[1] In the poem, Guthrie assigned symbolic names to the dead: “Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita; adiós, mis amigos, Jesús y María…”[5]

1948. 1948. 1948!

This horror has been going on for a long, long time.

And we still couldn’t run this country for a week without “illegals” before the price of everything doubled, at least. Including the price of illegals.

93 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:46:38pm

re: #85 brookly red

/so Edwards can make a comeback after all?

It’s fascinating to me how Spitzer’s done a much better job pf rehabilitating himself than Edwards. Perhaps the latter’s constant denials hurt him more? Just a stray thought.

94 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:47:15pm

re: #91 jamesfirecat

The ghosts of Lizards future are even worse… for be warned with each opening of the Mystical Green Door, LGF skews more liberal!

Now you’re just being mean!!!
/

95 Tigger2005  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:47:45pm

re: #91 jamesfirecat

The ghosts of Lizards future are even worse… for be warned with each opening of the Mystical Green Door, LGF skews more liberal!

I first heard of LGF on the Internet Infidels Discussion Board. It was described there as a “right-wing hate site.”

96 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:48:19pm

re: #93 JasonA

It’s fascinating to me how Spitzer’s done a much better job pf rehabilitating himself than Edwards. Perhaps the latter’s constant denials hurt him more? Just a stray thought.

IOKIYAR

Pure plain simple IOKIYAR.

97 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:48:30pm

re: #63 Tigger2005

Couldn’t find the original and best, with Steve McQueen?

This may be it - Henry Mancini?

Youtube Video

98 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:48:31pm

re: #85 brookly redExcept that Edwards prefers his clients deceased. Eliminates all that tedious rebuttal.

99 recusancy  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:49:03pm

re: #93 JasonA

It’s fascinating to me how Spitzer’s done a much better job pf rehabilitating himself than Edwards. Perhaps the latter’s constant denials hurt him more? Just a stray thought.

Spitzer’s damn good at everything he does. I think he could have been president. It’s just too bad that one of those things that he’s good at is banging high priced hookers.

100 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:49:08pm

re: #96 jamesfirecat

IOKIYAR

Pure plain simple IOKIYAR.

Huh? They’re both Dems.

101 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:50:09pm

re: #100 JasonA

Huh? They’re both Dems.

Sorry my bad I got Spittzer and Sanford mixed up.

102 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:50:39pm

re: #85 brookly red

/so Edwards can make a comeback after all?

You don’t think he’ll at least try?

103 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:50:47pm

re: #93 JasonA

It’s fascinating to me how Spitzer’s done a much better job pf rehabilitating himself than Edwards. Perhaps the latter’s constant denials hurt him more? Just a stray thought.

maybe, hard to say… it may also have to do with the fact that Spitzer was a prosecutor type and Edwards was a slip & fall type, or maybe he just hired better PR people.

104 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:51:53pm

re: #99 recusancy

Spitzer’s damn good at everything he does. I think he could have been president. It’s just too bad that one of those things that he’s good at is banging high priced hookers.

I agree. I didn’t love everything he wanted to do as Gov (he wanted to give illegal aliens drivers licenses, a concept that makes my brain hurt) but after a year and half(?) of Patterson I’d beg him to come back if I could.

105 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:52:38pm

re: #93 JasonA

It’s fascinating to me how Spitzer’s done a much better job pf rehabilitating himself than Edwards. Perhaps the latter’s constant denials hurt him more? Just a stray thought.

Edwards hasn’t tried the Comeback Trail yet because the full dope on his lyin’ ass has yet to emerge. There are trials and things to await.

Give it time.

106 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:52:47pm

re: #101 jamesfirecat

Sorry my bad I got Spittzer and Sanford mixed up.

At least Spitzer didn’t think call his “lady” his soulmate on live tv.

107 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:53:04pm

re: #105 Cato the Elder

Edwards hasn’t tried the Comeback Trail yet because the full dope on his lyin’ ass has yet to emerge. There are trials and things to await.

Give it time.

Yeah, you could be on to something there.

108 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:53:19pm

re: #87 jamesfirecat

Behold the ghosts of Lizards Past!

The best of those of that thread are still here, or at least have not been banned.

109 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:53:24pm

re: #36 Decatur Deb
Bayou la Batre brown shrimp are the best in the world. Much tastier than the pink ones in the gulf. And the seafood dealers always sell out of them first.
I’ll really hate it if they’re messed up.

110 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:53:49pm

re: #106 JasonA

At least Spitzer didn’t think call his “lady” his soulmate on live tv.

Did Spitzer just have one? Just asking.

111 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:54:26pm

re: #110 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did Spitzer just have one? Just asking.

Probably not. I don’t recall the details, except that he kept his socks on…

112 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:54:33pm

re: #110 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did Spitzer just have one? Just asking.

no just a favorite…

113 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:54:57pm

re: #103 brookly red

maybe, hard to say… it may also have to do with the fact that Spitzer was a prosecutor type and Edwards was a slip & fall type, or maybe he just hired better PR people.

Also, what he did seemed less rotten. Edwards cheated on his wife while she had cancer. Moreover, he lied about it and covered up more and for longer than did Spitzer.

114 recusancy  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:54:59pm

re: #104 JasonA

I agree. I didn’t love everything he wanted to do as Gov (he wanted to give illegal aliens drivers licenses, a concept that makes my brain hurt) but after a year and half(?) of Patterson I’d beg him to come back if I could.

He subs on MSNBC sometimes and he destroys everyone he argues with. He could have been the first Jewish president in ‘16 right after the first black one. ;)

115 Irenicum  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:00pm

I’ve been here just over one year and have seen a decent turnover since I’ve arrived. But looking at that thread from 2007 is weird. I saw only a few names I recognized. No one else was familiar. What a difference!

116 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:06pm

re: #108 Dark_Falcon

The best of those of that thread are still here, or at least have not been banned.

I didn’t go over the thread to see if I commented (probably not) but you sir, are correct.

117 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:13pm

re: #99 recusancy
He’s damn poor at financial management, IMO.
200K for hookers? And not all that many of them, according to the reports.
Surely he could have gotten a better rate.

118 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:19pm

re: #88 JasonA

Also, it’s a shame we can’t say that when our government pays KBR $45/coke.

This is an Army Logistics slideshow. Around slide 20 it shows what we pay for battlefield fuel in SWA.

dodfuelcell.cecer.army.mil

119 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:36pm

re: #109 tradewind

Bayou la Batre brown shrimp are the best in the world. Much tastier than the pink ones in the gulf. And the seafood dealers always sell out of them first.
I’ll really hate it if they’re messed up.

Best shrimp I ever had were Mediterranean jumbo prawns served Provencal water-side fresh off the boat. Couldn’t eat more than 4 - they were each the size of a small perch - unbelievable!

120 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:55:38pm

re: #30 jamesfirecat

//There once was a time when there was such a thing as a sane Republican in office…

(I know my blue bias is showing)

They have tape for that./

121 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:56:16pm

re: #114 recusancy

He subs on MSNBC sometimes and he destroys everyone he argues with. He could have been the first Jewish president in ‘16 right after the first black one. ;)

I’d like to see a female president sooner. A female Jew, perhaps?

122 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:57:01pm

re: #117 tradewind

He’s damn poor at financial management, IMO.
200K for hookers? And not all that many of them, according to the reports.
Surely he could have gotten a better rate.

I think I once heard that he wanted to go bareback. Costs extra.

123 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:58:14pm

re: #117 tradewind

He’s damn poor at financial management, IMO.
200K for hookers? And not all that many of them, according to the reports.
Surely he could have gotten a better rate.

/Just like a republican, always talking about how the common man could do more with their money then the government can!

124 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:58:33pm

re: #121 JasonA

I’d like to see a female president sooner. A female Jew, perhaps?

/isn’t Sarah a Jewish name? LOL

125 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:58:42pm

re: #118 Decatur Deb

Darn it. Put in a new hard drive and I forgot to reinstall Adobe.

126 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:58:45pm

WARNING… GRAPHIC AND DISGUSTING POST.

Hey All! As some of you know I am a devoted dog owner.

I had heard good things about a certain brand of dog food (which I will not mention because I am not writing an ad for them) so I went through my research routine to figure out if it was good stuff.

It occurred to me that many folks might not know what goes into pet food.

The painful bottom line is that many feeds are slickly packaged to convince us that we are doing the best for beloved pets. However, there is an unbelievable range of ingredients that gets used. High end foods have things in them that do not start out as waste products and try to balance out the nutritional needs of pets in a way that will not lead to obesity. The low end foods like Alpo and Purina are ways of getting rid of waste from slaughter houses (if you are lucky) and even euthanized pets.

Even brands that are very strongly recommended like Nutro or Science Diet are not so great (though much better than bottom tier).

It also unfortunately goes without saying that you should not buy feed from China.

Here is a list of definitions.

braypets.com

Here is an article

dogfoodadvisor.com

“The rendering plant floor is piled high with “raw product”… Thousands of dead dogs and cats; heads and hooves from cattle, sheep, pigs and horses; whole skunks; rats and raccoons… all waiting to be processed. In the ninety degree heat, the piles of dead animals seem to have a life of their own as millions of maggots swarm over the carcasses.

“Two bandanna-masked men begin operating Bobcat mini-dozers, loading the “raw” into a ten-foot deep stainless steel pit. They are undocumented workers from Mexico doing a dirty job. A giant auger at the bottom of the pit begins to turn. Popping bones and squeezing flesh are sounds from a nightmare you will never forget.

“Rendering is the process of cooking raw animal material to remove the moisture and fat. The rendering plant works like a giant kitchen. The cooker, or “chef”, blends the raw product in order to maintain a certain ratio between the carcasses of pets, livestock, poultry waste and supermarket rejects.

“Once the mass is cut into small pieces, it is transported to another auger for fine shredding. It is then cooked at 280 degrees for one hour. The continuous batch cooking process goes on non-stop, 24 hours a day, seven days a week as meat is melted away from bones in the hot “soup”. During this cooking process, the “soup” produces a fat of yellow grease or tallow that rises to the top and is skimmed off. The cooked meat and bone are sent to a hammer-mill press, which squeezes out the remaining moisture and pulverizes the product into a gritty powder. Shaker screens sift out excess hair and large bone chips. Once the batch is finished, all that is left is yellow grease, meat and bone meal.”

127 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:58:50pm

re: #36 Decatur Deb

Bayou la Batre fishing is worth 400 million per year.

[Link: www.npr.org…]

They were offering $5,000?

Many of these folks, that’s all they do. And they have a few months each year to make their entire yearly income.

Here’s another tidbit in the link to the story you were responding to:

BP had distributed a contract to fishermen it was hiring that waived their right to sue BP and required confidentiality and other items, sparking protests in Louisiana and elsewhere.

The suit waivers have apparently been stripped out of the contracts, now, but originally, they were hiring only those folks who agreed not to sue?
pffffft.
No wonder the locals are upset.

128 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:59:00pm

re: #113 Dark_Falcon
Not the most horrible , but surely the most ridiculous thing that Edwards did in that whole affair was to deny the paternity of that little baby girl who could not look more like him if she had been cloned.
The minute I saw her picture I thought ’ little Silky! ‘.

129 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:59:44pm

re: #118 Decatur Deb

This is an Army Logistics slideshow. Around slide 20 it shows what we pay for battlefield fuel in SWA.

[Link: dodfuelcell.cecer.army.mil…]

Could you please either quote the relevant passage or give a guy a damn PDF warning? Or both?

I hate that.

130 recusancy  Sun, May 2, 2010 7:59:44pm

re: #128 tradewind

Not the most horrible , but surely the most ridiculous thing that Edwards did in that whole affair was to deny the paternity of that little baby girl who could not look more like him if she had been cloned.
The minute I saw her picture I thought ’ little Silky! ‘.

And being that the possible conception is on video tape.

131 Fear the Blah People  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:00:24pm

re: #69 Decatur Deb

In your dreams. Check the history of the EXXON Valdez settlements through the appeals courts.

Exactly! Exxon took it to the supreme court - 20+ years later and won to pay less.

Give me a break. I don’t have faith in BP etc.

132 Ojoe  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:00:46pm

re: #121 JasonA

It could be Sarah Palin, I think that might happen, I know Cato would have a fit, but politics is crazy.

133 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:01:18pm

re: #119 Casual Talker
They sound lovely….., but those ain’t shrimps. (Sorry, Cato).
:)

134 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:01:47pm

re: #119 Casual Talker

Best shrimp I ever had were Mediterranean jumbo prawns served Provencal water-side fresh off the boat. Couldn’t eat more than 4 - they were each the size of a small perch - unbelievable!

Frank Zappa rule applies here - the smaller ones are tastier!

135 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:02:01pm

re: #129 Cato the Elder

Could you please either quote the relevant passage or give a guy a damn PDF warning? Or both?

I hate that.

Sorry. Single slide would not copy out.

136 fat bastard vegetarian  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:02:13pm

“Down the seven windmills road…”

What a horrible idea for karaoke… that song.

And American Pie.

Piano Man.

My Way.

137 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:02:19pm

re: #132 Ojoe

It could be Sarah Palin, I think that might happen, I know Cato would have a fit, but politics is crazy.

/I hearby decree as Grand Firecat that you and Cato need to get icons that don’t look quite so much alike at first glance.

138 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:03:24pm

re: #136 fat bastard vegetarian

“Down the seven windmills road…”

What a horrible idea for karaoke… that song.

And American Pie.

Piano Man.

My Way.

I always pick instrumentals.
/

139 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:03:28pm

re: #127 reine.de.tout

The suit waivers have apparently been stripped out of the contracts, now, but originally, they were hiring only those folks who agreed not to sue?
pffft.
No wonder the locals are upset.

Which part of the oil industry has been evil since the days of the octopus (standard oil) needs to be recapitulated? It’s a huge industry and of course, there are good folks who work for hem. But the overall policy of the suits has always been of the most shady moral character. So much money and behind the scenes influence is involved that we should talk about separation of oil and state as much as church and state.

140 fat bastard vegetarian  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:04:10pm

re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

Whats surprising about that? What goes on in the production of human food is as bad as what goes on for our pets.

141 SteveC  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:04:23pm

Seven windmills? Wait, I still haven’t figured out the three seashells!

142 fat bastard vegetarian  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:04:56pm

re: #141 SteveC

“Demolition Man” Joke?

143 Ojoe  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:05:04pm

re: #137 jamesfirecat

Maybe I can find a color photo of Thomas Merton.

144 Varek Raith  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:05:05pm

re: #141 SteveC

Seven windmills? Wait, I still haven’t figured out the three seashells!

*Laughs*
“He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!”

145 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:05:29pm

re: #134 Cato the Elder

Frank Zappa rule applies here - the smaller ones are tastier!

Frank also said “There is no hell. There is only France.” I would disagree respectfully. I’ll give Frank credit, but he missed the boat on some things. We all make mistakes.

146 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:05:53pm

re: #127 reine.de.tout
I’m very glad to see that the AG immediately stepped in and said Oh no You Dih-unt….

147 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:06:00pm

re: #81 Charles

Lots of long gone posters, in those comments.

148 SteveC  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:06:38pm

re: #144 Varek Raith

*Laughs*
“He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!”

Excuse me!

$%$^%#@!@@#

“You have violated….”

149 Ojoe  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:06:42pm

I think the windmills are really really beautiful.

I like aircraft forms too.

I’m a tecchie I guess.

BBL

150 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:07:21pm

re: #145 Casual Talker

Frank also said “There is no hell. There is only France.” I would disagree respectfully. I’ll give Frank credit, but he missed the boat on some things. We all make mistakes.

He also warned us not to eat yellow snow. Important to me since I live in Florida.
/

151 fat bastard vegetarian  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:08:05pm

G’night kiddies…

152 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:08:08pm

re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

WARNING… GRAPHIC AND DISGUSTING POST.

Hey All! As some of you know I am a devoted dog owner.

I had heard good things about a certain brand of dog food (which I will not mention because I am not writing an ad for them) so I went through my research routine to figure out if it was good stuff.

It occurred to me that many folks might not know what goes into pet food.

The painful bottom line is that many feeds are slickly packaged to convince us that we are doing the best for beloved pets. However, there is an unbelievable range of ingredients that gets used. High end foods have things in them that do not start out as waste products and try to balance out the nutritional needs of pets in a way that will not lead to obesity. The low end foods like Alpo and Purina are ways of getting rid of waste from slaughter houses (if you are lucky) and even euthanized pets.

Even brands that are very strongly recommended like Nutro or Science Diet are not so great (though much better than bottom tier).

It also unfortunately goes without saying that you should not buy feed from China.

Here is a list of definitions.

[Link: www.braypets.com…]

Here is an article

[Link: www.dogfoodadvisor.com…]

That quote reads like it was lifted straight from Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”, only now we feed ourselves slightly better meat and save that shite for out “pets”.

Thank God, Haku has allergies, so I have to feed him “special” food. Still, I’m none to eager to know exactly what goes into it, either.

And for all those who constantly say how there are legal immigrants or native-born Americans waiting to queue up for the dirty jobs, find me ten anywhere in the country who will run those Bobcats for what the “illegals” are getting paid.

153 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:08:41pm

re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote
Science Diet is teh swill. Their reps push it on vets like drug reps push samples on doctors.
Nutro can be okay, depending on the type. The organic is pretty good.
With any dog food, you read the label. If one of the first two ingredients is anything including the words ’ digest ’ or ’ meal ’ and is corn, it’s crap.

154 Casual Talker  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:09:37pm

re: #150 Cannadian Club Akbar

He also warned us not to eat yellow snow. Important to me since I live in Florida.
/

I’m a Frankophile and on that piece of advice he was dead on. This one too… - “Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”.

155 Fear the Blah People  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:10:01pm

re: #132 Ojoe

It could be Sarah Palin, I think that might happen, I know Cato would have a fit, but politics is crazy.

Woe is us.

Forget Cato (although I agree with him plus plus plus - wish I was here during 2008)

But if SP is the GOP choice, woe is us.

156 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:10:06pm

re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

Here is a synopsis of various Government regulations for pet food.

That process you described doesn’t seem like it would meet any of these requirements.

157 Ojoe  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:10:52pm

re: #152 Cato the Elder

We have this Orange Tomcat, and he lives outside, and he’s very healthy, and when he eats a big rodent, there are parts of it that he will not eat.

It can’t be good to put just everything into that dog food.

BBL again…

158 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:11:23pm

re: #140 fat bastard vegetarian

Whats surprising about that? What goes on in the production of human food is as bad as what goes on for our pets.

Not since the FDA was created. If you want to become truly nauseated, read the article I linked.

Low tier pet food is made from the unusable byproducts of the human food industry. That means all the carcasses of critters that dies in the CAFOS - and CAFOS are bad enough! (Thank you GOP for relaxing EPA regulations so that CAFOS were possible!) That means veterinary waste, meal waste from cattle feed operations (the stuff that farmers won’t feed their livestock) supermarket waste (actually the highest quality ingredient (but the plastic wrap too) and of course all the rodents and insects that live in a pile of such horrid waste.

One can argue that protein is protein - however that simply is not true. The primary ingredient is farm feed waste, which has very little nutritional value, and the gunk that gets listed as “meat by products” is stuff that includes all the bits that dogs would not normally eat. Also, there is of course no regulation on the contaminated things that go into the mix.

A catch of fish has too high a mercury rating.. NP you can still sell it to the pet food folks.

So no, it really is much worse than you think.

159 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:11:53pm

re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

Funny you should mention dogs… I was thinking today of a song that was popular back in the day amongst the college crowd:

MP3 Audio

It might offend some.

160 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:11:59pm

em>re: #126 LudwigVanQuixote

WARNING… GRAPHIC AND DISGUSTING POST.

Hey All! As some of you know I am a devoted dog owner.

I had heard good things about a certain brand of dog food (which I will not mention because I am not writing an ad for them) so I went through my research routine to figure out if it was good stuff.

It occurred to me that many folks might not know what goes into pet food.

The painful bottom line is that many feeds are slickly packaged to convince us that we are doing the best for beloved pets. However, there is an unbelievable range of ingredients that gets used. High end foods have things in them that do not start out as waste products and try to balance out the nutritional needs of pets in a way that will not lead to obesity. The low end foods like Alpo and Purina are ways of getting rid of waste from slaughter houses (if you are lucky) and even euthanized pets.

Even brands that are very strongly recommended like Nutro or Science Diet are not so great (though much better than bottom tier).

It also unfortunately goes without saying that you should not buy feed from China.

Here is a list of definitions.

[Link: www.braypets.com…]

Here is an article

[Link: www.dogfoodadvisor.com…]

Sounds like something written by Upton Sinclair about Chicago’s Union Stock Yards 100 years ago. Straight out of The Jungle, that post is.

161 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:12:54pm

I bought Iams cat food when I had cats.

162 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:12:54pm

re: #155 Stanley Sea

Woe is us.

Forget Cato (although I agree with him plus plus plus - wish I was here during 2008)

But if SP is the GOP choice, woe is us.

Meanwhile we Democrats will be popping champagne corks and looking forward to the biggest Presidential land slide in the history of America that hasn’t involved wire tapping or little girls ripping apart flowers….

163 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:13:12pm

re: #152 Cato the Elder

That quote reads like it was lifted straight from Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”, only now we feed ourselves slightly better meat and save that shite for out “pets”.

Thank God, Haku has allergies, so I have to feed him “special” food. Still, I’m none to eager to know exactly what goes into it, either.

And for all those who constantly say how there are legal immigrants or native-born Americans waiting to queue up for the dirty jobs, find me ten anywhere in the country who will run those Bobcats for what the “illegals” are getting paid.

If that place is truly being run the way described, it needs to be reported to any one (or all) of the agencies that regulate pet food production.

The person who wrote that article seems to care about pets; surely that caring extends to reporting these conditions when he finds them.

164 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:13:37pm

re: #159 freetoken

Funny you should mention dogs… I was thinking today of a song that was popular back in the day amongst the college crowd:


[Video]

It might offend some.

Youtube Video

165 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:13:46pm

re: #161 prairiefire

I bought Iams cat food when I had cats.

Iams is one of the worst.

166 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:14:49pm

Reputable source?
BP told to stop circulating settlement agreements with coastal Alabamians

Alabama Attorney General Troy King said tonight that he has told representatives of BP Plc. that they should stop circulating settlement agreements among coastal Alabamians.

The agreements, King said, essentially require that people give up the right to sue in exchange for payment of up to $5,000.

167 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:15:23pm

my last dog lived to be a healthy 15 living mostly on human food…

168 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:15:24pm

re: #163 reine.de.tout

If that place is truly being run the way described, it needs to be reported to any one (or all) of the agencies that regulate pet food production.

The person who wrote that article seems to care about pets; surely that caring extends to reporting these conditions when he finds them.

I’m pretty sure this is what rendering plants do, Reinedeer, and I’m not as hopeful as you are that it’s illegal.

169 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:15:45pm

re: #163 reine.de.tout

If that place is truly being run the way described, it needs to be reported to any one (or all) of the agencies that regulate pet food production.

The person who wrote that article seems to care about pets; surely that caring extends to reporting these conditions when he finds them.

So the fact is that it is perfectly legal under current guidelines.

The only thing that is regulated is that they can not claim something is beef if it is not beef, so you see things like “natural meat byproducts (to give beef flavor)”.

170 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:15:54pm

Those windmills are starting to look like T-2000s.
Which reminds me…… Sarah Connor Chronicles was really starting to get decent, and the network deep-sixed it. I’m starting to believe that programming decisions are made by a bored maintenance man with a dart board.

171 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:16:03pm

re: #25 Charles

There once was a time when Duncan Hunter seemed like one of the sane Republicans.

Incidentally, that wouldn’t be a bad beginning for a fantasy novel (the title could be something like The Tragic Tale of Duncan the Hunter and His Slow Descent Into Madness.

Seriously though, I’m not sure he was that sane to begin with. He introduced the Parents Empowerment Act, which is pretty much what you would expect from a fanatic.

172 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:16:08pm

re: #166 Killgore Trout

Reputable source?
BP told to stop circulating settlement agreements with coastal Alabamians

King is a hardcore Republican running for re-election. He’s not going to attack oil carelessly.

173 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:16:18pm

re: #152 Cato the Elder

re: #160 Dark_Falcon

GMTA

174 Varek Raith  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:17:16pm

BP has a shitstorm on their hands…

175 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:17:22pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

re: #160 Dark_Falcon

GMTA

Yeah, but mine’s quicker! ;D

176 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:18:20pm

re: #170 tradewind

Those windmills are starting to look like T-2000s.
Which reminds me… Sarah Connor Chronicles was really starting to get decent, and the network deep-sixed it. I’m starting to believe that programming decisions are made by a bored maintenance man with a dart board.

Its was fox?

Did you not learn your lesson from Arrested Development and Firefly?

Rupert Murdoch feeds on our tears and sorrow so he learns just what shows we love and then cancels them.

Luckily the Simpsons is his one ring of power, should it ever go off the air he will be banished back to the land of shrimp on the bar-be….

177 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:18:21pm

re: #162 jamesfirecat
Relax, junior. She’s not going to be the nominee….. why take that pay cut?
And the Republican nominee will not arise from a tea party.

178 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:18:36pm

re: #152 Cato the Elder

That quote reads like it was lifted straight from Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”, only now we feed ourselves slightly better meat and save that shite for out “pets”.

Thank God, Haku has allergies, so I have to feed him “special” food. Still, I’m none to eager to know exactly what goes into it, either.

And for all those who constantly say how there are legal immigrants or native-born Americans waiting to queue up for the dirty jobs, find me ten anywhere in the country who will run those Bobcats for what the “illegals” are getting paid.

OK so for dry food, I strongly recommend the following:

Blue Buffalo, Wellness, Newman’s Own.

However, you are best off feeding your dog a “dog tax” from your human food allotment.

Over Passover, I fed them a mix I made up of ground chicken, ground beef and ground matza (with carrots and peas).

179 Fear the Blah People  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:18:59pm

re: #172 Decatur Deb

King is a hardcore Republican running for re-election. He’s not going to attack oil carelessly.

Everyone of those folks needs to talk to the people in Homer Alaska about how they feel today about Exxon before they do anything. Those folks got screwed. Many actually died before any settlement occurred, because it took 20+ years.

180 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:19:03pm

“I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.”

-Upton Sinclair

181 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:19:17pm

re: #168 Cato the Elder

I’m pretty sure this is what rendering plants do, Reinedeer, and I’m not as hopeful as you are that it’s illegal.

The article LVQ linked to described a process full of dangerously contaminated stuff. That is not acceptable.

182 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:19:49pm

re: #176 jamesfirecat

Its was fox?

Did you not learn your lesson from Arrested Development and Firefly?

Rupert Murdoch feeds on our tears and sorrow so he learns just what shows we love and then cancels them.

Luckily the Simpsons is his one ring of power, should it ever go off the air he will be banished back to the land of shrimp on the bar-be…

Ah, but Family Guy was able to prove Fox dead wrong.

and they didn’t learn shit.

183 Vicious Babushka  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:20:28pm

re: #29 darthstar

Over 500 people (including one US border guard trying to save his dog) have died in the canal in the last year or so.

The article that I just read, said that 500 people have drowned since 1938. That’s not in the last year or so.

184 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:20:59pm

re: #166 Killgore Trout
That’s the Mobile Press-Register’s web site, together with the B’ham Post Herald. Probably pretty reliable.
Why do you doubt that a state AG would be indignant that a corporation….. a foreign corporation, to boot… would try to screw over his state?

185 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:01pm

re: #181 reine.de.tout

The article LVQ linked to described a process full of dangerously contaminated stuff. That is not acceptable.

Not for humans. I’m betting for animal feed it’s perfectly legal.

Acceptable is another matter.

Anyone with expertise on this here?

186 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:10pm

re: #178 LudwigVanQuixote

OK so for dry food, I strongly recommend the following:

Blue Buffalo, Wellness, Newman’s Own.

However, you are best off feeding your dog a “dog tax” from your human food allotment.

Over Passover, I fed them a mix I made up of ground chicken, ground beef and ground matza (with carrots and peas).

Evolution designed dogs to eat what we eat. (That assumes we eat what we are designed to eat.)

187 Reginald Perrin  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:18pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

eckchay yourway ailmay

188 SteveC  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:20pm

re: #176 jamesfirecat

Luckily the Simpsons is his one ring of power, should it ever go off the air he will be banished back to the land of shrimp on the bar-be…

So we have to beg/borrow/find/steal The Ring and throw it into Jane Skinner’s volcano?

I’m down with that.

189 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:37pm

re: #178 LudwigVanQuixote

OK so for dry food, I strongly recommend the following:

Blue Buffalo, Wellness, Newman’s Own.

However, you are best off feeding your dog a “dog tax” from your human food allotment.

Over Passover, I fed them a mix I made up of ground chicken, ground beef and ground matza (with carrots and peas).

I would go to a local butcher shop and they would be glad to give me the scraps, I would mix em with either brown rice or oatmeal & maybe some string beans…

190 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:40pm

re: #182 JasonA

Ah, but Family Guy was able to prove Fox dead wrong.

and they didn’t learn shit.

Fox had 2 things when they started. The Simpson’s and the NFL. The NFL kept them afloat and they gradually rose from there.

191 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:44pm

FDA on pet food:

Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act

The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires that pet foods, like human foods, be pure and wholesome, contain no harmful or deleterious substances, and be truthfully labeled. The Act states, among many other things, that a food may be deemed to be adulterated if it contains poisonous or deleterious substances which may render it injurious to health; if it has been prepared, packed, or held under unsanitary conditions whereby it may have been contaminated with filth or rendered injurious to health; if it contains any part or product of a diseased animal; or if its container is composed of any poisonous or deleterious substance which may render its contents injurious to health.

192 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:52pm

re: #182 JasonA

Ah, but Family Guy was able to prove Fox dead wrong.

and they didn’t learn shit.

I have begun to enjoy Family Guy less and less.

The hour long show tonight was awful in the extreme and I turned it off after about five minutes.

American Dad still going strong though!

193 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:21:57pm

re: #178 LudwigVanQuixote
Newman’s Own?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
You’d be better off making a tax deductible contribution to the Hole-In-The-Wall-Gang, and getting the food somewhere else.

194 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:22:02pm

re: #147 Floral Giraffe

Lots of long gone posters, in those comments.

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door… wishing to be returned after being cast out and banned to hell.

195 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:22:06pm

re: #180 JasonA

“I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.”

-Upton Sinclair

My grandfather met him while working at the Kansas City Star. My grandpa thought he was kind of strange, but my grandpa was a Cadillac driving, country club republican, so he might have been biased.

196 swamprat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:22:50pm

re: #182 JasonA

Ah, but Family Guy was able to prove Fox dead wrong.

and they didn’t learn shit.

I tried to watch tv again, today.
“Family Guy” was why I turned it off.
Learning to juggle
Laserhawk is on the DVD(yard sale 2 months ago.

197 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:23:01pm

re: #185 Cato the Elder

Not for humans. I’m betting for animal feed it’s perfectly legal.

Acceptable is another matter.

Anyone with expertise on this here?

I worked for 15 years at the La. Dept of Agriculture.
The meat inspectors told me that the standards for pet food exceeded those for human food. They had no reason to lie to me.

198 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:23:20pm

re: #176 jamesfirecat

Its was fox?

Did you not learn your lesson from Arrested Development and Firefly?

Rupert Murdoch feeds on our tears and sorrow so he learns just what shows we love and then cancels them.

You can say that again. I have similar feelings towards HBO and Rome. I’m almost afraid to start watching A Game of Thrones

199 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:24:39pm

re: #198 Nimed

You can say that again. I have similar feelings towards HBO and Rome. I’m almost afraid to start watching A Game of Thrones

That looks cool.

200 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:25:24pm

re: #198 Nimed

You can say that again. I have similar feelings towards HBO and Rome. I’m almost afraid to start watching A Game of Thrones

Rome was only ever supposed to go two seasons. Basically following the career of my young countryman Octavian until he becomes the First Emperor.

201 SteveC  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:25:46pm

re: #194 LudwigVanQuixote

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door… wishing to be returned after being cast out and banned to hell.

Call [no phone numbers allowed]

202 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:25:54pm

re: #199 prairiefire

That looks cool.

If you haven’t read the novels, you envy you deeply.

203 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:26:09pm

re: #196 swamprat

I tried to watch tv again, today.
“Family Guy” was why I turned it off.
Learning to juggle
Laserhawk is on the DVD(yard sale 2 months ago.

It’s not for everyone. :)

204 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:26:48pm

re: #197 reine.de.tout

I worked for 15 years at the La. Dept of Agriculture.
The meat inspectors told me that the standards for pet food exceeded those for human food. They had no reason to lie to me.

Maybe they were trying to make you feel better? The “exceeded” part sounds mighty fishy to me.

205 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:26:50pm

re: #200 Cato the Elder

Rome was only ever supposed to go two seasons. Basically following the career of my young countryman Octavian until he becomes the First Emperor.

Not true from what I’ve read in interviews. It was just too damn expensive.

206 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:26:56pm

re: #200 Cato the Elder

Rome was only ever supposed to go two seasons. Basically following the career of my young countryman Octavian until he becomes the First Emperor.

And they managed to wrap up Arrested Development in a satisfactory way after only two and a half seasons, that still doesn’t mean there shouldn’t have been more of it!

207 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:27:23pm

re: #202 Nimed

If you haven’t read the novels, you envy you deeply.

Ok, I’ll envy me deeply. ; )

SFZ should know about this. She has mad sci-fi/fantasy skills.

208 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:01pm

uh oh… I just looked at my pocket change & there is a 1952 penny in almost perfect condition. In Brooklyn that means someones coin collection just got swiped…

209 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:40pm

re: #207 prairiefire

Ok, I’ll envy me deeply. ; )

SFZ should know about this. She has mad sci-fi/fantasy skills.

All I want is a TV series or movie based around the adventures of Gotrek and Felix.

210 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:46pm

re: #200 Cato the Elder

Rome was only ever supposed to go two seasons. Basically following the career of my young countryman Octavian until he becomes the First Emperor.

Eh eh.

But so much cool stuff would happen if they had continued the series!
Snif…

211 prairiefire  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:49pm

Night, lizards.

212 SteveC  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:50pm

re: #201 SteveC

Call [no phone numbers allowed]

That was the phone number from the movie Ghostbusters. :(

“We are ready to believe you!”

213 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:53pm

re: #185 Cato the Elder

Not for humans. I’m betting for animal feed it’s perfectly legal.

Acceptable is another matter.

Anyone with expertise on this here?

As I said, it is perfectly legal.

Believe me when I first got into studying this, after I found out the goings on, I asked lots of those questions to the various legal types in my family.

There is no regulation on the ingredients to pet food. If you can prove that a certain food poisoned your pet to death, you might have a law suit, but it would be difficult to prove and the settlement would generally not offset the court costs.

About the best you can do is get them on the illegal labor angle or on certain EPA violations if their plant effects ground water. However, many of these plants are in states like Texas whose legislatures are predisposed to hate environmental regulations for a reason. I will find the link, but one plant is notorious for taking the dead cats and dogs from high kill shelters and adding them to the mix.

As a consumer though, there are people who know about this and there is a sufficient market for the high end pet foods that it is possible to buy things that are not wholly terrible.

214 freetoken  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:28:57pm

re: #194 LudwigVanQuixote

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door… wishing to be returned after being cast out and banned to hell.

Squealing actually:

MP3 Audio

215 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:29:01pm

Martin’s “A Song of Ice Fire” is one of the most loved fantasies written in recent times. It’s not finished yet, much to our chagrin, but I’d recommend it to anyone who might have an interest in the genre.

216 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:29:20pm

re: #204 Cato the Elder

Maybe they were trying to make you feel better? The “exceeded” part sounds mighty fishy to me.

It sounded fishy to me too.
No, I had no pets at the time, I just came across some folks in the hall one day, talking about a place they had closed down because the rat excrement found at the place exceeded the requiremens. So we just got to talking, it was a general conversation, and they made the comment that the standards for pet food exceeded those for human food. I was surprised but they insisted it was absolutely true. Again, just a general conversation I happened upon, and they, I guess, appreciated my interest and that particular item stuck with me.

217 Reginald Perrin  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:29:37pm

re: #194 LudwigVanQuixote

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door…

Don’t be so modest, Ludwig. They are here to read and then obsess over what you write.

218 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:29:50pm

re: #176 jamesfirecat
Fox has an incredible lock on prime time….. the other three don’t come close.
NBC has cancelled more excellent shows than any of the other networks, IMO. I’m still missing Charlie Crews from Life.

219 Fear the Blah People  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:30:03pm

Anyone really interested in the history of oil spills (Exxon Valdez) etc. I am going to post a link to themudflats.net - an Alaskan blog. This is an entry talking about the event in the Gulf.

Go down approx 1/2 way in the post (below the photo of the oil soaked bird from Valdez) to see a very interesting email the blogger received. It discusses the platform in the Gulf that just failed, how it was state of the art etc.

themudflats.net

220 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:30:28pm

re: #218 tradewind

Fox has an incredible lock on prime time… the other three don’t come close.
NBC has cancelled more excellent shows than any of the other networks, IMO. I’m still missing Charlie Crews from Life.

Life was one of my favorite shows when it was on.

221 swamprat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:30:39pm

re: #203 JasonA

It’s not for everyone. :)

No, it’s not. Especially when you are starting with 2 lb pilates exercise balls.

222 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:30:54pm

re: #191 reine.de.tout

FDA on pet food:

Yes and that is all subject to debate and legal fees. The fact is that the FDA was cut to the quick and has a hard enough time enforcing the human food industry.

One could imagine the law being aggressively enforced on the federal level… but one would be imagining.

223 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:31:46pm

re: #194 LudwigVanQuixote

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door… wishing to be returned after being cast out and banned to hell.

I think many of them, were smart enough to move on with their lives.
I wish they all were, but I’m not in charge of their heads.
Charles is!

224 Achilles Tang  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:32:29pm

re: #152 Cato the Elder

That quote reads like it was lifted straight from Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”, only now we feed ourselves slightly better meat and save that shite for out “pets”.

Thank God, Haku has allergies, so I have to feed him “special” food. Still, I’m none to eager to know exactly what goes into it, either.

And for all those who constantly say how there are legal immigrants or native-born Americans waiting to queue up for the dirty jobs, find me ten anywhere in the country who will run those Bobcats for what the “illegals” are getting paid.

I doubt humans have ever given their “pets” first choice of the available food, but while I kind of get why you put “pets” in quotes, I don’t get why you put “illegals” in quotes.

Am I nitpicking here? Either they are or they are not.

225 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:32:55pm

Speaking of Game of Thrones, I love the voice of the narrator they picked for the audiobook:

audible.com

226 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:33:35pm

re: #217 Reginald Perrin

Don’t be so modest, Ludwig. They are here to read and then obsess over what you write.

Well I suppose I am their current least favorite lizard. They really hate the whole science bit and pointing out the memes and messages of the early Nazis.

However, I take that “crown” after a long line of far greater lizards who have gone before me, like Reine, KT, you Hoops and Ice. I am not worthy of such honor.

227 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:34:24pm

re: #225 JasonA

Speaking of Game of Thrones, I love the voice of the narrator they picked for the audiobook:

[Link: www.audible.com…]

Best damn fantasy series ever. I will blaspheme and say that I even like it better than Tolkien and Fiest.

228 emcesq  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:34:31pm

1 mile north of SR 98? That is just 2 mi detour -
Check maps.google.com; search for “all american canal Calexico”
(one needs to check the mentioned web site and list of casualties)

229 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:35:19pm

re: #222 LudwigVanQuixote

Yes and that is all subject to debate and legal fees. The fact is that the FDA was cut to the quick and has a hard enough time enforcing the human food industry.

One could imagine the law being aggressively enforced on the federal level… but one would be imagining.

Louisiana does its own inspections through what’s called a “cooperative” agreement with the feds. They don’t inspect here; our own inspectors do the inspecting.

At any rate - it wasn’t the ingredients that grossed me out, they are what they are, I mean LVQ - I live in a place where people eat pickled pig snouts and head cheese, and love ‘em.

It was the unsanitary conditions at the place that totally grossed me out. Ugh.

230 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:35:49pm

re: #227 LudwigVanQuixote

Best damn fantasy series ever. I will blaspheme and say that I even like it better than Tolkien and Fiest.

HERETIC!

231 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:36:01pm

re: #215 JasonA

Martin’s “A Song of Ice Fire” is one of the most loved fantasies written in recent times. It’s not finished yet, much to our chagrin, but I’d recommend it to anyone who might have an interest in the genre.

It is the only series in the genre that truly is literary in scope, style and depth of character. It is to Tolkien what the new BSG was to the old one.

232 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:36:54pm

re: #215 JasonA

Martin’s “A Song of Ice Fire” is one of the most loved fantasies written in recent times. It’s not finished yet, much to our chagrin, but I’d recommend it to anyone who might have an interest in the genre.

I would like to upding your comment 100 times. I can only add to that it’s the proverbial Fantasy Novel That People Who Don’t Like the Fantasy Genre Should Read.

233 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:37:06pm

re: #227 LudwigVanQuixote

Best damn fantasy series ever. I will blaspheme and say that I even like it better than Tolkien and Fiest.

By book three, Storm of Swords, this series totally eclipses anything Tolkien wrote for me.

234 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:37:48pm

re: #227 LudwigVanQuixote

Best damn fantasy series ever. I will blaspheme and say that I even like it better than Tolkien and Fiest.

I enthusiastically subscribe your heresy!

235 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:38:25pm

re: #187 Reginald Perrin

eckchay yourway ailmay

Will do.

236 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:39:05pm

re: #139 LudwigVanQuixote

Which part of the oil industry has been evil since the days of the octopus (standard oil) needs to be recapitulated? It’s a huge industry and of course, there are good folks who work for hem. But the overall policy of the suits has always been of the most shady moral character. So much money and behind the scenes influence is involved that we should talk about separation of oil and state as much as church and state.

The Roi has always told me - if anything happens to him, I will be contacted and offered a settlement, and I should NOT take it until I’ve gotten legal counsel.

237 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:39:44pm

re: #224 Naso Tang

I doubt humans have ever given their “pets” first choice of the available food, but while I kind of get why you put “pets” in quotes, I don’t get why you put “illegals” in quotes.

Am I nitpicking here? Either they are or they are not.

I don’t care if they’re “illegal” or not. That’s my point of view on the whole question.

238 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:39:54pm

re: #226 LudwigVanQuixote
I suspect it’s just the brevity thing.
Maybe if you elaborated a little…
:)

239 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:40:07pm

‘Nite, all.

240 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:40:54pm

re: #232 Nimed

I would like to upding your comment 100 times. I can only add to that it’s the proverbial Fantasy Novel That People Who Don’t Like the Fantasy Genre Should Read.

They do have to be a good reader, though. There are a lot of characters to follow.

241 The Bunny  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:40:59pm

re: #226 LudwigVanQuixote

Thank you for educating us and making this place such a storehouse of fascinating information.

Thanks!

242 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:41:06pm

re: #227 LudwigVanQuixote

OK, put in my LGF Amazon cart! Thank you!

243 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:41:40pm

re: #236 reine.de.tout

The Roi has always told me - if anything happens to him, I will be contacted and offered a settlement, and I should NOT take it until I’ve gotten legal counsel.

You never do anything without a lawyer when law is applied.

244 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:42:06pm

re: #233 JasonA

By book three, Storm of Swords, this series totally eclipses anything Tolkien wrote for me.

Well they are two totally different things. The star of Tolkien’s writig is Middle Earth itself. However his plots and characters are more than a little one dimensional - which was by design. He was after all going for a myth made from scratch.

The Song of Ice and Fire is about characters who are deeply memorable and the plot is as complex and page turning and unpredictable (yet satisfyingly so) as anything I have ever read. The twits in it are my favorite kind - you never saw them coming, but once revealed make perfect sense, were actually subtly hinted at and move the story forward in a cool way, rather than just being a “twist” for the sake of a twist.

With Tolkien, every little detail of the world he built mattered and had a back story. With Martin every little character matters and has a profound effect on something.

245 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:42:10pm

Something smells funny…

246 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:42:16pm

re: #187 Reginald Perrin

Nada, aqui!
//

247 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:42:38pm

Tomorrow I’ll know how the CGC graded the Lizard Collection’s copy of X-Men #1.

It took them about a month to get it appraised and sent back. They said “two business weeks.”

248 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:43:08pm

re: #233 JasonA

By book three, Storm of Swords, this series totally eclipses anything Tolkien wrote for me.

Ok, now I’m really, REALLY glad I joined LGF.

249 iceweasel  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:43:10pm

re: #194 LudwigVanQuixote

No they are still here in spirit… scratching at the door… wishing to be returned after being cast out and banned to hell.

Jimmah and I are looking at that thread now. Yikes.

250 Achilles Tang  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:43:18pm

re: #237 Cato the Elder

I don’t care if they’re “illegal” or not. That’s my point of view on the whole question.

Perhaps I missed the question. If you meant regarding compassion and saving lives we have no disagreement, except that I would prefer to spend the money on keeping people from getting to a canal, rather than having to pull them from it.

As to the meaning of illegal; I do think it has meaning.

251 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:43:21pm

re: #244 LudwigVanQuixote

Well they are two totally different things. The star of Tolkien’s writig is Middle Earth itself. However his plots and characters are more than a little one dimensional - which was by design. He was after all going for a myth made from scratch.

The Song of Ice and Fire is about characters who are deeply memorable and the plot is as complex and page turning and unpredictable (yet satisfyingly so) as anything I have ever read. The twits in it are my favorite kind - you never saw them coming, but once revealed make perfect sense, were actually subtly hinted at and move the story forward in a cool way, rather than just being a “twist” for the sake of a twist.

With Tolkien, every little detail of the world he built mattered and had a back story. With Martin every little character matters and has a profound effect on something.


One small thing… “The twits in it are my favorite kind”

Upper class?

252 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:43:36pm

re: #241 The Bunny

Thank you for educating us and making this place such a storehouse of fascinating information.

Thanks!

You are very welcome.

253 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:44:01pm

re: #226 LudwigVanQuixote

Well I suppose I am their current least favorite lizard. They really hate the whole science bit and pointing out the memes and messages of the early Nazis.

However, I take that “crown” after a long line of far greater lizards who have gone before me, like Reine, KT, you Hoops and Ice. I am not worthy of such honor.

Oh, pffft.
Of course you are worthy!

I’m a mere tiny tiny cog, and I’m here specifically because it’s such an honor to have access to folks like you, Cato, Ren Man is probably gonna be on that list, SFZ, Killgore, and many others whose knowledge I get the benefit of. Even when I disagree.

254 Fear the Blah People  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:44:39pm

re: #236 reine.de.tout

The Roi has always told me - if anything happens to him, I will be contacted and offered a settlement, and I should NOT take it until I’ve gotten legal counsel.

You would have to keep your head. That’s the problem with any tragedy, including the current future tragedy affecting the fishermen, you are not thinking clearly. They know that.

I am really pissed that there apparently has been a “no sue” clause put forth by BP. I guess it’s standard, but it’s taking advantage.

255 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:44:57pm

re: #249 iceweasel

Jimmah and I are looking at that thread now. Yikes.

Ohhh sounds charming… How about we talk less nauseating things like what goes into low grade pet food?

256 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:45:30pm

re: #253 reine.de.tout

Oh, pffft.
Of course you are worthy!

I’m a mere tiny tiny cog, and I’m here specifically because it’s such an honor to have access to folks like you, Cato, Ren Man is probably gonna be on that list, SFZ, Killgore, and many others whose knowledge I get the benefit of. Even when I disagree.

I do adore you. But you are more important to LGF than that.

257 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:45:33pm

re: #247 Charles

Tomorrow I’ll know how the CGC graded the Lizard Collection’s copy of X-Men #1.

It took them about a month to get it appraised and sent back. They said “two business weeks.”

Well, that is about a month by American standards.

258 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:46:28pm

re: #244 LudwigVanQuixote

Well they are two totally different things. The star of Tolkien’s writig is Middle Earth itself. However his plots and characters are more than a little one dimensional - which was by design. He was after all going for a myth made from scratch.

The Song of Ice and Fire is about characters who are deeply memorable and the plot is as complex and page turning and unpredictable (yet satisfyingly so) as anything I have ever read. The twits in it are my favorite kind - you never saw them coming, but once revealed make perfect sense, were actually subtly hinted at and move the story forward in a cool way, rather than just being a “twist” for the sake of a twist.

With Tolkien, every little detail of the world he built mattered and had a back story. With Martin every little character matters and has a profound effect on something.

/Nimed momentarily sits back, tired of violently nodding at the computer screen

259 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:47:22pm

re: #244 LudwigVanQuixote

LOL PIMF

Well they are two totally different things. The star of Tolkien’s writing is Middle Earth itself. However his plots and characters are more than a little one dimensional - which was by design. He was after all going for a myth made from scratch.

The Song of Ice and Fire is about characters who are deeply memorable and the plot is as complex and page turning and unpredictable (yet satisfyingly so) as anything I have ever read. The twists in it are my favorite kind - you never saw them coming, but once revealed make perfect sense, were actually subtly hinted at and move the story forward in a cool way, rather than just being a “twist” for the sake of a twist.

With Tolkien, every little detail of the world he built mattered and had a back story. With Martin, every little character matters and has a profound effect on something.

260 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:47:48pm

re: #233 JasonA

By book three, Storm of Swords, this series totally eclipses anything Tolkien wrote for me.

Well, I haven’t seen the stuff Tolkien wrote for you, but so far the stuff he wrote first for his kids and then for the rest of us remains forever uneclipsed.

261 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:47:50pm

re: #247 Charles

Tomorrow I’ll know how the CGC graded the Lizard Collection’s copy of X-Men #1.

It took them about a month to get it appraised and sent back. They said “two business weeks.”

sheesh.
How long would it take them to appraise the whole collection?

262 iceweasel  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:48:08pm

re: #257 Cato the Elder

Well, that is about a month by American standards.

Isn’t ‘business days’ the more usual expression? What I’m getting at is maybe they meant “14 working days”, which would be three weeks. BTW, I hate the ‘business days’ euphemism. Maybe ‘business week’ is a brand new one meant to convey “7 working days”. Feh.

263 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:48:21pm

re: #247 Charles

Tomorrow I’ll know how the CGC graded the Lizard Collection’s copy of X-Men #1.

It took them about a month to get it appraised and sent back. They said “two business weeks.”

So umm would you be willing to fund some research? I only need one laser…

264 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:48:43pm

re: #251 jamesfirecat

One small thing… “The twits in it are my favorite kind”

Upper class?

No good multi-volume tale can do without twits.

265 brookly red  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:48:51pm

good night folks.

266 reine.de.tout  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:49:19pm

re: #254 Stanley Sea

You would have to keep your head. That’s the problem with any tragedy, including the current future tragedy affecting the fishermen, you are not thinking clearly. They know that.

I am really pissed that there apparently has been a “no sue” clause put forth by BP. I guess it’s standard, but it’s taking advantage.

It’s standard. But what they offered is really disgustingly and condescendingly low, all things considered.

267 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:49:28pm

re: #260 Cato the Elder

Well, I haven’t seen the stuff Tolkien wrote for you, but so far the stuff he wrote first for his kids and then for the rest of us remains forever uneclipsed.

Just to share a family story, my dad read first the hobbit and then Lord of the Rings to me and my brother as bed time stories… I don’t think we ever made it Return of the King, we were in the Hobbit’s section of Two Towers as best I can recall…

If the poor guys’ ever in a nursing home (G-d forbid) I’ll make sure to read all of them to him just cause…

268 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:49:32pm

re: #242 Floral Giraffe

OK, put in my LGF Amazon cart! Thank you!

You will not be disappointed.

269 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:50:49pm

re: #233 JasonA
littlegreenfootballs.com
Now you meet Sting!

270 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:50:57pm

re: #244 LudwigVanQuixote

In my humble opinion Martin’s prose is far superior to Tolkien’s, and that goes a long way for me.

271 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:51:03pm

re: #249 iceweasel

Jimmah and I are looking at that thread now. Yikes.

I’ll look into it as well.

272 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:51:17pm

re: #247 Charles

Are you going to share that info. with the Lizards?

273 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:52:00pm

re: #240 JasonA

They do have to be a good reader, though. There are a lot of characters to follow.

And you have to resist the occasional temptation to jump to the next Tyrion or Arya chapter.

274 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:52:42pm

re: #260 Cato the Elder

Well, I haven’t seen the stuff Tolkien wrote for you, but so far the stuff he wrote first for his kids and then for the rest of us remains forever uneclipsed.

Have you read the series we’re discussing?

275 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:53:32pm

re: #250 Naso Tang

Perhaps I missed the question. If you meant regarding compassion and saving lives we have no disagreement, except that I would prefer to spend the money on keeping people from getting to a canal, rather than having to pull them from it.

As to the meaning of illegal; I do think it has meaning.

Of course it has meaning.

To me it means “if you’re here and can do the job on my house/car/boat/whatever, I couldn’t care less where you came from, what papers you have in your wallet, or whether you are a reptilian from the planet Burrblejerky.”

That’s my personal take on it, of course.

276 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:53:45pm

re: #273 Nimed

And you have to resist the occasional temptation to jump to the next Tyrion or Arya chapter.

Tyrion, Jon and Dany in my case. I love Dany.

277 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:54:30pm

re: #264 Cato the Elder

No good multi-volume tale can do without twits.

I meant twists, however there are some notable “lordlings” in the story as well.

One of the thing that Martin does well, better than most novelists who write “literature” is growing, changing, multi dimensional characters.

Some of the twits grow up. Some of the bad guys are actually very noble, but on the wrong side (only done well and in a mature fashion) his real bad guys are so terrible that they make any Tolkien villain look silly not in terms of power, but in terms of being truly loathsome and evil such that you are begging for the satisfying moment when they get clipped (which may or may not come). Some start that way but find themselves redeeming themselves.

Also the world has consistent rules. There is magic, but it is not worked in such a way where you have to wonder why wizards just took over, like you would in other series and more importantly, just enough is left to the imagination for how it woks, that it is spooky and mystical without being silly.

278 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:54:43pm

I’m not putting Tolkien down, for the record. I think I need to clear that up.

279 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:54:59pm

re: #272 Floral Giraffe

Are you going to share that info. with the Lizards?

You betcha!

280 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:55:19pm

re: #274 JasonA

Have you read the series we’re discussing?

No. Something by someone named Martin?

I’m more likely to finally finish the Silmarillion first, to be perfectly honest. Or just reread the Ring for the dozenth time.

281 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:55:37pm

re: #272 Floral Giraffe
Wow. I had no idea these things went for that much.
comicspriceguide.com

282 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:55:43pm

re: #280 Cato the Elder

No. Something by someone named Martin?

I’m more likely to finally finish the Silmarillion first, to be perfectly honest. Or just reread the Ring for the dozenth time.

Elitist!

283 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:56:52pm

re: #280 Cato the Elder

No. Something by someone named Martin?

I’m more likely to finally finish the Silmarillion first, to be perfectly honest. Or just reread the Ring for the dozenth time.

You know in a few of the things I’ve written I’ve included a character named Melkore Morningstar… and nobody ever gets what I’m aiming at with that name….

284 tradewind  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:57:06pm

re: #265 brookly red
Me too.
Night all.

285 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:57:13pm

re: #282 JasonA

Elitist!

Not. I missed the start of this subthread, and would appreciate the full name of the author and the titles.

286 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:57:18pm

re: #279 Charles

LOL!

287 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:57:30pm

re: #276 JasonA

Tyrion, Jon and Dany in my case. I love Dany.

Everyone loves Daneries. Jon is just the epitome of noble, and Tyrion is the best fantasy character ever. Arya is the cool little sister we always wanted.

To make a parallel,

Ice and Fire has characters as charming as Firefly, more grit than BSG and an epic scope like B5 without ever becoming campy.

288 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:57:42pm

Waiting on November for my next big fantasy fix.

289 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:58:25pm

re: #281 tradewind

Wow. I had no idea these things went for that much.
[Link: www.comicspriceguide.com…]

And, the Charles Lizard Collection is around 300 fabulously preserved books!
WOO HOO!

290 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:59:08pm

re: #288 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Waiting on November for my next big fantasy fix.

What happens in November?

291 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 8:59:16pm

re: #285 Cato the Elder

Not. I missed the start of this subthread, and would appreciate the full name of the author and the titles.

Ah. The author is George RR Martin. The series is named “A Song of Ice and Fire.” The books are:
1. A Game of Thrones
2. A Clash of Kings
3. A Storm of Swords
4. A Feast for Crows

And George, if you’re reading this, book 5 can come out any time now…

292 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:00:43pm

re: #290 Floral Giraffe

What happens in November?

New Wheel of time book, maybe?

293 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:00:44pm

Anybody here ever read Doris Lessing’s sci-fi novels, “Canopus in Argos: Archives”?

The first one, “Shikasta”, is about Earth from an alien perspective. I found it riveting back in 1979.

294 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:01:16pm

re: #290 Floral Giraffe

What happens in November?

Towers of Midnight

295 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:01:24pm

re: #280 Cato the Elder

No. Something by someone named Martin?

I’m more likely to finally finish the Silmarillion first, to be perfectly honest. Or just reread the Ring for the dozenth time.

Silmarillion is my favorite of the Tolkien because it is the core “nuts and bolts” of Middle Earth. It is the First and Second Age. It is the grand mythos that Tolkien was shooting for - the mythos behind his mythos.

The Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin (also an R.R.) is not going for a mythos in the same way. It is an epic where part of the thrill is figuring out hat is going on in a very satisfying story that starts out complex and stays that way.

296 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:03:02pm

re: #278 JasonA

I’m not putting Tolkien down, for the record. I think I need to clear that up.

It really depends on your personal reading history. My debut in the fantasy genre were the inferior Dragonlance novels in my teenage years. Also played a fair amount of RPGs. By the time I picked up LOTR at 19, it felt a little formulaic. I knew LOTR started it all, but I couldn’t shake the sensation nevertheless.

297 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:03:26pm

re: #283 jamesfirecat

You know in a few of the things I’ve written I’ve included a character named Melkore Morningstar… and nobody ever gets what I’m aiming at with that name…

One of the ways I knew the GF was right for me was when she made a comment in Sindarin :)

Ohhh but she claims she is not a nerd girl :)

298 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:03:55pm

re: #294 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Towers of Midnight

I was right!

Funny thing, I started reading Eye of the World years ago. I got half way through it and put it down because it seemed to derive too much from Tolkien. I recently read of an interview with Jordan where he claims that was intentional because he didn’t think people would like it if it wasn’t. Apparently it quickly starts being unique right around where I put it down. I might have to give it another shot.

299 bratwurst  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:04:19pm

re: #177 tradewind

Relax, junior.

Speaking of which, are you breathing easier now that the Enquirer has backed off of their “Obama sex scandal” story? I was afraid you were going to be upset about that all weekend!

300 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:04:30pm

re: #297 LudwigVanQuixote

One of the ways I knew the GF was right for me was when she made a comment in Sindarin :)

Ohhh but she claims she is not a nerd girl :)

Nice, so do you get how Melkore Morningstar is not only a clever bit of alliteration but also has a deeper meaning?

301 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:05:40pm

re: #300 jamesfirecat

Nice, so do you get how Melkore Morningstar is not only a clever bit of alliteration but also has a deeper meaning?

In that he is the Lucifer of the Silmarillion…

302 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:05:46pm

re: #298 JasonA

I was right!

Funny thing, I started reading Eye of the World years ago. I got half way through it and put it down because it seemed to derive too much from Tolkien. I recently read of an interview with Jordan where he claims that was intentional because he didn’t think people would like it if it wasn’t. Apparently it quickly starts being unique right around where I put it down. I might have to give it another shot.

Once more of the Foresaken get into play and the Seanchan arrive, it really picks up, then we get the Aiel and the Ashaman later on.

303 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:06:11pm

re: #294 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Towers of Midnight

OK, I just bought some.
Charles made a couple of pennies from my Amazon, used purchase!

304 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:06:27pm

re: #296 Nimed

It really depends on your personal reading history. My debut in the fantasy genre were the inferior Dragonlance novels in my teenage years. Also played a fair amount of RPGs. By the time I picked up LOTR at 19, it felt a little formulaic. I knew LOTR started it all, but I couldn’t shake the sensation nevertheless.

Yeah, but those D&D novels, especially the ones by Hickman and Weis and anything by Salvatore, are great if you’re in your in your teens.

305 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:07:49pm

re: #295 LudwigVanQuixote

Silmarillion is my favorite of the Tolkien because it is the core “nuts and bolts” of Middle Earth. It is the First and Second Age. It is the grand mythos that Tolkien was shooting for - the mythos behind his mythos.

The Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin (also an R.R.) is not going for a mythos in the same way. It is an epic where part of the thrill is figuring out hat is going on in a very satisfying story that starts out complex and stays that way.

I have to wonder, cynical bastard that I am, whether George Martin inserted the “R.R.” like John Kerry did the “F.” so he could be a little more JFKish.

The thing I admire about Tolkien is that he did the whole backstory first, including fully-fleshed out languages and scripts, with no idea it would ever be published. Then he wrote “The Hobbit” for his children. Then he set about LotR, also with little hope that it was publishable. The children’s book was a hit, and the rest is history.

To my knowledge there are masses of notebooks that have still not seen the light of day.

306 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:07:51pm

re: #302 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Once more of the Foresaken get into play and the Seanchan arrive, it really picks up, then we get the Aiel and the Ashaman later on.

How is Sanderson’s writing? I haven’t made the leap to read anything by him yet.

307 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:08:04pm

re: #301 LudwigVanQuixote

In that he is the Lucifer of the Silmarillion…

There we go!

308 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:08:12pm

re: #304 JasonA

Yeah, but those D&D novels, especially the ones by Hickman and Weis and anything by Salvatore, are great if you’re in your in your teens.

Well, I am most definitely NOT in my teens, and I am looking forward to some new, recommended Sci-Fi. So there!

309 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:08:17pm

re: #298 JasonA

I was right!

Funny thing, I started reading Eye of the World years ago. I got half way through it and put it down because it seemed to derive too much from Tolkien. I recently read of an interview with Jordan where he claims that was intentional because he didn’t think people would like it if it wasn’t. Apparently it quickly starts being unique right around where I put it down. I might have to give it another shot.

I put down the first book for the same reasons. I am told that the later books become some sort of crack like addiction, but so far I have stayed immune. That said, I have many friends who will be reading those monsters until their eyes bleed - apparently one 900 page book covers two days of back story in which nothing happens to advance the plot- and they keep coming back for more.

310 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:09:00pm

re: #304 JasonA

Yeah, but those D&D novels, especially the ones by Hickman and Weis and anything by Salvatore, are great if you’re in your in your teens.

Yes they were, I loved War of the Lance and War of Souls even though the series got progressively darker and darker and darker and well you get the idea.

311 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:09:38pm

re: #309 LudwigVanQuixote

At this point I’m willing to believe they may be really good, but thinking of reading a 12 book series is giving me physical pain.

312 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:12:37pm

re: #306 JasonA

How is Sanderson’s writing? I haven’t made the leap to read anything by him yet.

Not bad. I met him at a booksigning when his first WOT book. Nice guy. His Mistborn trilogy was pretty good. Jordan’s wife decided he was the only person capable of finishing the series, and he has full access all of Jordan’s materials and team. He said some portions of Jordan’s notes have whole chapters completed, while other parts were nothing more than a part of a conversation or a quick summary of a scene which he has to flesh out.

313 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:12:49pm

re: #305 Cato the Elder

I have to wonder, cynical bastard that I am, whether George Martin inserted the “R.R.” like John Kerry did the “F.” so he could be a little more JFKish.

The thing I admire about Tolkien is that he did the whole backstory first, including fully-fleshed out languages and scripts, with no idea it would ever be published. Then he wrote “The Hobbit” for his children. Then he set about LotR, also with little hope that it was publishable. The children’s book was a hit, and the rest is history.

To my knowledge there are masses of notebooks that have still not seen the light of day.

His son Christopher is very much in the business of publishing them and reconstructing them. There are something like 12 volumes already out in print.

I agree that Tolkien was a genius in what he did, and I adore him. What makes his work unique is exactly what you described - legendary back story, culture and languages built first, plot and characters later. And it shows, both in the good way and the bad way. Let’s face it Tolkien really can not write dialog.

Martin started his books thinking he would base a fantasy world around the Wars of the Roses. It is pretty transparent. Somewhere about the 30th page and ever after though, his characters become so alive and his world so hintingly epic that the writing almost got away from him. You feel as if he is channeling people and writing a history at the same time.

314 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:15:11pm

re: #308 Floral Giraffe

Well, I am most definitely NOT in my teens, and I am looking forward to some new, recommended Sci-Fi. So there!

lol. Well, you’re probably a little old for the Dragonlance novels. But you really can’t go wrong with ASAIF. Be warned, though: Martin is pretty merciless with his characters. I don’t think I would enjoy re-reading some of the chapters in the series.

315 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:15:47pm

re: #313 LudwigVanQuixote

His son Christopher is very much in the business of publishing them and reconstructing them. There are something like 12 volumes already out in print.

I agree that Tolkien was a genius in what he did, and I adore him. What makes his work unique is exactly what you described - legendary back story, culture and languages built first, plot and characters later. And it shows, both in the good way and the bad way. Let’s face it Tolkien really can not write dialog.

Martin started his books thinking he would base a fantasy world around the Wars of the Roses. It is pretty transparent. Somewhere about the 30th page and ever after though, his characters become so alive and his world so hintingly epic that the writing almost got away from him. You feel as if he is channeling people and writing a history at the same time.

Well, enough people I respect have now written so glowingly about his work that it’s now on the list.

Groan.

Don’t ask me how long the list is.

316 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:17:01pm

re: #312 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Not bad. I met him at a booksigning when his first WOT book. Nice guy. His Mistborn trilogy was pretty good. Jordan’s wife decided he was the only person capable of finishing the series, and he has full access all of Jordan’s materials and team. He said some portions of Jordan’s notes have whole chapters completed, while other parts were nothing more than a part of a conversation or a quick summary of a scene which he has to flesh out.

The cover for his “Way of Kings” is enough to make me want to buy it. This is friggin’ beautiful.

Image: WayOfKings_REV_lo.png

317 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:20:09pm

re: #315 Cato the Elder

Well, enough people I respect have now written so glowingly about his work that it’s now on the list.

Groan.

Don’t ask me how long the list is.

Anyone who has a taste for fantasy from a grown up perspective with an understanding of history and politics will adore Ice and Fire.

IMHO they are to the fantasy genre what things like Dark Knight returns and Sandman and Watchmen were to comics. But honestly, Sandman and all that are for college kids. Ice and Fire is for adults.

318 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:21:18pm

re: #314 Nimed

lol. Well, you’re probably a little old for the Dragonlance novels. But you really can’t go wrong with ASAIF. Be warned, though: Martin is pretty merciless with his characters. I don’t think I would enjoy re-reading some of the chapters in the series.

There was one point in the third book where I threw the book across the room and swore. I honestly did this. NO SPOILERS but all you have read it, know the part.

319 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:29:18pm

re: #317 LudwigVanQuixote

Anyone who has a taste for fantasy from a grown up perspective with an understanding of history and politics will adore Ice and Fire.

IMHO they are to the fantasy genre what things like Dark Knight returns and Sandman and Watchmen were to comics. But honestly, Sandman and all that are for college kids. Ice and Fire is for adults.

I see the first two volumes are available on Kindle for $6.39. A total of 864 “pages”. Ouch! I just had them send me the “free sample” - still one of the nicest features about the Kindle system. Hope it’s more than just the table of contents and the first three pages, like some publishers diddle you with.

My dad has been on my case for years to read the “Darkman” series by Stephen King (originally published under a pseudonym, for some reason). I’d like to oblige him while he’s still here to know about it.

Then there are all the things in my various wishlists, which no one ever gives me, so their only point is to remind me what I want to read.

And my Netflix Instant queue is up over forty movies at this point.

I really need to give up ALL my bad habits and get back to the gym if I’m going to have a hope of doing a tenth of what I still want to do, just in the reading/viewing departments, before I croak.

320 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:29:58pm

re: #318 LudwigVanQuixote

There was one point in the third book where I threw the book across the room and swore. I honestly did this. NO SPOILERS but all you have read it, know the part.

Pure Unadulterated Hatred.

321 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:31:56pm

re: #318 LudwigVanQuixote

There was one point in the third book where I threw the book across the room and swore. I honestly did this. NO SPOILERS but all you have read it, know the part.

That scene you’re talking struck me comatose.

322 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:33:56pm

re: #321 JasonA

That scene you’re talking struck me comatose.

Okay. Now I’m definitely going to check the books out. You folks have convinced me.

I have one question though. Is it likely to make me cry?

323 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:35:42pm

re: #322 Jadespring

Okay. Now I’m definitely going to check the books out. You folks have convinced me.

I have one question though. Is it likely to make me cry?

It’s quite possible. Hard to tell you without spoiling it, though. As has been said before, Martin is without mercy. You’ll get to know a character very well. And the they’ll be gone…

324 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:36:33pm

I’ve always loved Tolkien and never felt much excitement for Martin though I should give it another try.

But the best fantasy ever written remains Zelazny’s “Lord of Light” - the first page reads like this…

“His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god, but then he never claimed not to be a god. Circumstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit. Silence, though, could.

Therefore there was a mystery about him.

It was in the season of the rains…”

William

325 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:36:58pm

re: #320 Nimed

Pure Unadulterated Hatred.

Good God. That’s a family tree for just one house in SoIaF?

I may have to reconsider. Looks harder than the periodic table of elements.

And then those summaries.

In LotR there are maybe a dozen major characters to keep track of, with their entourages. Not even Tolkien makes you read family trees until you get to the Appendices…

326 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:37:30pm

I’m debating on whether I can get back into Feist

327 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:37:57pm

re: #323 JasonA

It’s quite possible. Hard to tell you without spoiling it, though. As has been said before, Martin is without mercy. You’ll get to know a character very well. And the they’ll be gone…

Then I will likely cry. That’s alright though any book that can make me cry is a good book.

328 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:40:04pm

re: #325 Cato the Elder

Good God. That’s a family tree for just one house in SoIaF?

I may have to reconsider. Looks harder than the periodic table of elements.

And then those summaries.

In LotR there are maybe a dozen major characters to keep track of, with their entourages. Not even Tolkien makes you read family trees until you get to the Appendices…

It wouldn’t be as popular as it is if it was that complicated. That’s stuff you probably shouldn’t be reading, anyway.

329 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:40:19pm

re: #322 Jadespring

Okay. Now I’m definitely going to check the books out. You folks have convinced me.

I have one question though. Is it likely to make me cry?

From Publisher’s Weekly:

No one is given an unrealistic string of luck, however, so misfortune, injury, and death (and even false death) can befall any character, major or minor, no matter how attached the reader has become. Martin has described his penchant for killing off important characters as being necessary for the story’s depth: “…when my characters are in danger, I want you to be afraid to turn the page, (so) you need to show right from the beginning that you’re playing for keeps.”

330 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:41:42pm

re: #218 tradewind

Fox has an incredible lock on prime time… the other three don’t come close.
NBC has cancelled more excellent shows than any of the other networks, IMO. I’m still missing Charlie Crews from Life.

Me too. “The car is only an object. I am not attached to this car.”

331 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:43:03pm

re: #325 Cato the Elder

Good God. That’s a family tree for just one house in SoIaF?

I may have to reconsider. Looks harder than the periodic table of elements.

And then those summaries.

In LotR there are maybe a dozen major characters to keep track of, with their entourages. Not even Tolkien makes you read family trees until you get to the Appendices…

Don’t be discouraged. As a very minor spoiler, you should know that the Frey House as an unusually high amount of members.

332 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:44:07pm

re: #329 Nimed

From Publisher’s Weekly:

I want you to be afraid to turn the page, (so) you need to show right from the beginning that you’re playing for keeps.”

From the beginning, a couple of chapters into the beginning, several spots in the middle…

I’m kind of kidding, but there are only a handful of characters I’d consider “safe,” and even then I might end up dead wrong…

333 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:45:16pm

re: #330 SanFranciscoZionist

Me too. “The car is only an object. I am not attached to this car.”

I think I’ve had a man-crush on Damian Lewis since he played Dick Winters in Band of Brothers.

334 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:45:18pm

re: #331 Nimed

Has an unusually high number of members. Good grief.

335 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:46:35pm

re: #333 JasonA

I think I’ve had a man-crush on Damian Lewis since he played Dick Winters in Band of Brothers.

I married Dick Winters.

336 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:47:06pm

re: #331 Nimed

Don’t be discouraged. As a very minor spoiler, you should know that the Frey House as an unusually high amount of members.

Most of those are just names that are thrown at you for flavor. It doesn’t detract from the book at all.

337 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:48:37pm

The Zelasny is now also on the Catonian list.

Can’t we get some Palinites or other dimbulbs in here to thin out the number of literary cues I have to take from all you smart people?

338 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:48:54pm

re: #335 Jadespring

I married Dick Winters.

Er, for real?

339 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:50:28pm

re: #337 Cato the Elder

The Zelasny is now also on the Catonian list.

Can’t we get some Palinites or other dimbulbs in here to thin out the number of literary cues I have to take from all you smart people?

I bet Palinites would suggest you read Terry Goodkind.

340 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:52:26pm

re: #338 JasonA

Er, for real?

Well when I met my hubby he totally reminded me of the character and still does. I bug him about it all the time. Hey hon, you’re on HBO again or hey hun I’m going to watch your show now.

341 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:52:28pm

re: #337 Cato the Elder

The Zelasny is now also on the Catonian list.

Can’t we get some Palinites or other dimbulbs in here to thin out the number of literary cues I have to take from all you smart people?

Zelazny went to Hopkins!

342 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:52:58pm

re: #339 JasonA

I bet Palinites would suggest you read Terry Goodkind.

A sample of his mindset, which is evident in his books:

Weymouth, MA: In your opinion who is the most must-read, cutting edge writer publishing today?

Terry Goodkind: Ayn Rand.

343 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:53:47pm

re: #340 Jadespring

Well when I met my hubby he totally reminded me of the character and still does. I bug him about it all the time. Hey hon, you’re on HBO again or hey hun I’m going to watch your show now.

Haven’t met many women who could enjoy BoB. You sound cool :)

344 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:54:32pm

re: #339 JasonA

I bet Palinites would suggest you read Terry Goodkind.

Goodkind is like S&M fantasy for dummies.

I can imagine Palin as one of those leather torture chics.

You are my slave you betcha…

345 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:55:32pm

re: #343 JasonA

Haven’t met many women who could enjoy BoB. You sound cool :)

I’ve seen it all the way through a few times. :) They just ran through it again before the Pacific. I have them all DVR’d now.

346 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:55:48pm

re: #342 JasonA

‘Nuff sed.

I wouldn’t read Ayn Rand, much less someone who takes her as a model, unless I were in solitary confinement and the warden took away my Albanian Bible and left me “The Fountainhead” in its place.

Hint: I don’t even begin to read Albanian, but I would teach it to myself from the Bible before I’d voluntarily read Rand.

347 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:55:51pm

re: #335 Jadespring

I married Dick Winters.

???

348 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:57:08pm

re: #347 LudwigVanQuixote

???

See #340

349 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:57:17pm

re: #341 LudwigVanQuixote

Zelazny went to Hopkins!

At the Hopkins Science Fiction Association we had massive nerd cred because some members who showed up were actual princes of Amber - as in the folks that Zelazny based the characters off of.

350 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:58:04pm

re: #344 LudwigVanQuixote

Goodkind is like S&M fantasy for dummies.

I can imagine Palin as one of those leather torture chics.

You are my slave you betcha…

I… I kinda enjoyed those chapters, but damn did that go on for a long time. I realized I was reading a masterpiece when the heroine, who has mind-control power to explain it in a nutshell, made a man eat his own… stuff. Yeah, the man was a child molester and murderer (and in a way over-the-top sort of way) but that was the final straw that led me to label it as so-good-it’s-bad.

351 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:59:07pm

re: #346 Cato the Elder

I downloaded Atlas Shrugged. I think I made to about page seven before I hit the delete button.

352 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 9:59:44pm

re: #345 Jadespring

I’ve seen it all the way through a few times. :) They just ran through it again before the Pacific. I have them all DVR’d now.

You know, I stopped watching The Pacific last week. I couldn’t get that into it.

353 ClaudeMonet  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:01:06pm

re: #50 jamesfirecat

How can they even be already arguing over the price when we haven’t finished cleaning up the damn spill yet?

The same way that so many ambulance chaser-type lawyers file suits before any facts about a disaster are known.

354 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:02:11pm

re: #344 LudwigVanQuixote

Goodkind is like S&M fantasy for dummies.

I can imagine Palin as one of those leather torture chics.

You are my slave you betcha…

I see Palin as more of a Confessor. Michelle Malkin gets the Mord-Sith red leathers.

355 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:02:16pm

re: #352 JasonA

You know, I stopped watching The Pacific last week. I couldn’t get that into it.

I’m still watching it. It’s good and the production values are great, though not as good a BoB though. It just doesn’t have the same cohesiveness. I think it loses a lot in comparison to BoB.

356 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:03:18pm

re: #350 JasonA

I… I kinda enjoyed those chapters, but damn did that go on for a long time. I realized I was reading a masterpiece when the heroine, who has mind-control power to explain it in a nutshell, made a man eat his own… stuff. Yeah, the man was a child molester and murderer (and in a way over-the-top sort of way) but that was the final straw that led me to label it as so-good-it’s-bad.

Goodkind managed to make it to the 100 page rule for his first book. If I do not quit within the first 100 pages I will finish it.

However, it really sucked. I have not looked into the others in the series.

As to GOOD fantasy, two stand alones that I can not recommend highly enough are:

Fairytale by Raymond E. Feist (and his Magician series is my third fav fantasy series)

And Ysabel by Guy Gabriel Kay.

357 iceweasel  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:03:25pm

re: #344 LudwigVanQuixote

Goodkind is like S&M fantasy for dummies.

I can imagine Palin as one of those leather torture chics.

You are my slave you betcha…

I suspect more than a few Palin fans imagine her the same way, sort of.

Starbursts, you betcha!

358 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:04:08pm

re: #355 Jadespring

I’m still watching it. It’s good and the production values are great, though not as good a BoB though. It just doesn’t have the same cohesiveness. I think it loses a lot in comparison to BoB.

That’s the rub. It uses it’s relationship to BoB to promote itself, but then fails to meet that, admittedly high, standard. I don’t feel like I’ve gotten to know anyone outside of the three main characters. I can name Leckie, Basilone, and Sledge, but that’s it. BoB had a whole company and you got to know a lot of them and care about them.

359 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:05:02pm

re: #356 LudwigVanQuixote

And Ysabel by Guy Gabriel Kay.

Great. I have that on my nightstand upstairs. I bought it from a garage sale for a buck but didn’t know that much about it.

360 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:05:15pm

re: #354 JasonA

I see Palin as more of a Confessor. Michelle Malkin gets the Mord-Sith red leathers.

Yeah but Malkin would get too into it. It ceases to be funny then (unless she were doing CBT on Rush, while Beck was the gimp). Palin as a leather Domme though - now that is comedy gold.

361 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:05:42pm

re: #357 iceweasel

I suspect more than a few Palin fans imagine her the same way, sort of.

Starbursts, you betcha!

Oh, Lowry. Only you could lend such poetry to wanking.

362 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:06:51pm

re: #359 Jadespring

Great. I have that on my nightstand upstairs. I bought it from a garage sale for a buck but didn’t know that much about it.

It is very entertaining and well researched if a little campy at times.

I put it in the category of the very best of caramel coated gourmet popcorn reading.

363 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:07:42pm

re: #358 JasonA

That’s the rub. It uses it’s relationship to BoB to promote itself, but then fails to meet that, admittedly high, standard. I don’t feel like I’ve gotten to know anyone outside of the three main characters. I can name Leckie, Basilone, and Sledge, but that’s it. BoB had a whole company and you got to know a lot of them and care about them.

Yeah I think that’s where it falls down. Since those three characters aren’t even together then it goes all over the place. In BoB when even a minor character died or was hurt I really felt it. With the Pacific it’s sorta, “oh that’s sad, what was that guys name again?”

364 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:08:00pm

re: #356 LudwigVanQuixote

I’m currently reading The Black Company. Stephen Erikson describes it “like reading Vietnam War fiction on peyote.” I see where he’s coming from.

I also finished The Name of the Wind a few weeks ago. Not as stellar as a lot of fantasy reviewers would have you believe, but his prose is fantastic. I’d call it a solid debut.

365 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:08:51pm

re: #364 JasonA

I’m currently reading The Black Company. Stephen Erikson describes it “like reading Vietnam War fiction on peyote.” I see where he’s coming from.

I also finished The Name of the Wind a few weeks ago. Not as stellar as a lot of fantasy reviewers would have you believe, but his prose is fantastic. I’d call it a solid debut.

I was rather pleased with Acacia as a debut.

366 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:09:12pm

re: #360 LudwigVanQuixote

Yeah but Malkin would get too into it. It ceases to be funny then (unless she were doing CBT on Rush, while Beck was the gimp). Palin as a leather Domme though - now that is comedy gold.

Dude! I have to sleep soon. Why do you have to go and put that into my head?!?

:P

367 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:09:44pm

re: #362 LudwigVanQuixote

It is very entertaining and well researched if a little campy at times.

I put it in the category of the very best of caramel coated gourmet popcorn reading.

Sounds perfect for some escapist reading.

368 Jadespring  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:11:09pm

And on that note I’m going to head off and read a few pages before I fall asleep.

Night all.

369 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:11:22pm

re: #367 Jadespring

Sounds perfect for some escapist reading.

It is. I don’t think it will fail to please.

370 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:11:39pm

re: #366 JasonA

Dude! I have to sleep soon. Why do you have to go and put that into my head?!?

:P

Because I am feeling evil tonight…

371 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:12:49pm

re: #356 LudwigVanQuixote

Goodkind managed to make it to the 100 page rule for his first book. If I do not quit within the first 100 pages I will finish it.

Isn’t that speech about fire in the first 100 pages? I remember thnking about the issues that would arise from a medieval society banning fire and realized then that this book would be… special.

372 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:16:13pm

re: #354 JasonA

I see Palin as more of a Confessor. Michelle Malkin gets the Mord-Sith red leathers.

Good call. Palin doesn’t have the mental focus to be a Sith. To use even the Dark Side of the Force requires a good bit of practice and training. Mrs. ‘You Betcha’ is too much a twit for that.

373 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:16:53pm

re: #371 JasonA

Isn’t that speech about fire in the first 100 pages? I remember thnking about the issues that would arise from a medieval society banning fire and realized then that this book would be… special.

I don’t remember. I don’t spend over long remembering that book. That is rather saying something, because good books I remember very clearly.

374 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:17:43pm

re: #372 Dark_Falcon

Good call. Palin doesn’t have the mental focus to be a Sith. To use even the Dark Side of the Force requires a good bit of practice and training. Mrs. ‘You Betcha’ is too much a twit for that.

Different Sith there buddy.

No Star Wars at all involved.

375 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:18:19pm

re: #373 LudwigVanQuixote

I don’t remember. I don’t spend over long remembering that book. That is rather saying something, because good books I remember very clearly.

I envy you. I tend to remember the bad ones more.

376 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:18:47pm

re: #372 Dark_Falcon

Good call. Palin doesn’t have the mental focus to be a Sith. To use even the Dark Side of the Force requires a good bit of practice and training. Mrs. ‘You Betcha’ is too much a twit for that.

Don’t cross the geeks!

377 ClaudeMonet  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:19:00pm

re: #180 JasonA

“I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.”

-Upton Sinclair

Amen to that. His goal was to promote the Socialist Party; instead he was a prime (but not sole) mover in the creation of the FDA.

When The Jungle was on our required reading list in 10th grade Advanced English, some of the young ladies couldn’t finish the book, claiming the descriptions were “too gross”. They changed their tune when the teacher (female) told them they had two choices—read it or fail. Imagine trying that on students today.

378 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:19:15pm

re: #375 JasonA

I envy you. I tend to remember the bad ones more.

Bad habit there… Don’t waste precious brain space, unless it was sooo terrible that it became good again in a Toxic Avenger kind of way.

379 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:19:26pm

re: #374 LudwigVanQuixote

Different Sith there buddy.

No Star Wars at all involved.

Oops. What kind of Sith, then?

380 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:20:02pm

re: #372 Dark_Falcon

Good call. Palin doesn’t have the mental focus to be a Sith. To use even the Dark Side of the Force requires a good bit of practice and training. Mrs. ‘You Betcha’ is too much a twit for that.

Palin has rogue psyker all over her.

381 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:20:42pm

re: #379 Dark_Falcon

Oops. What kind of Sith, then?

In a series of fantasy books by Terry Goodkind there is an order of dominatrix warrior/assassins with magical powers called the Mord Sith. It is as stupid as it sounds.

382 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:21:13pm

re: #379 Dark_Falcon

Oops. What kind of Sith, then?

Mord-Sith

383 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:21:46pm

re: #379 Dark_Falcon

Oops. What kind of Sith, then?

Women in sexy red leather with electric dildos who torture men. That’s it in a nutshell.

384 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:21:57pm

re: #381 LudwigVanQuixote

In a series of fantasy books by Terry Goodkind there is an order of dominatrix warrior/assassins with magical powers called the Mord Sith. It is as stupid as it sounds.

Sounds a bit like the Bene Gesserit.

385 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:22:53pm

re: #384 Nimed

Sounds a bit like the Bene Gesserit.

Bah! I will brook no Herbert/Goodkind comparisons!

386 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:22:59pm

re: #383 JasonA

Women in sexy red leather with electric dildos who torture men. That’s it in a nutshell.

Yikes.

387 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:23:40pm

re: #384 Nimed

Sounds a bit like the Bene Gesserit.

Except that the Bene Gesserit are many orders of magnitude more interesting, mysterious and multifaceted - oh and none of the magical leather canes that make people whimper.

388 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:23:57pm

re: #386 Dark_Falcon

Yikes.

I’m really not kidding about the dildos.

Image: 2243948780103321878S500x500Q85.jpg

389 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:24:45pm

re: #388 JasonA

I’m really not kidding about the dildos.

Image: 2243948780103321878S500x500Q85.jpg

Ug, the TV show they made off the story is just bad beyond words.

390 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:24:48pm

re: #384 Nimed

Sounds a bit like the Bene Gesserit.

And BTW that is real heresy! I waggle my gom jabbar at you!

391 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:25:11pm

re: #389 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Hm?

392 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:26:41pm

re: #388 JasonA

I’m really not kidding about the dildos.

Image: 2243948780103321878S500x500Q85.jpg

So again, you see why Palin doing that would be comedy gold?

393 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:26:56pm

re: #387 LudwigVanQuixote

Except that the Bene Gesserit are many orders of magnitude more interesting, mysterious and multifaceted - oh and none of the magical leather canes that make people whimper.

One Ordo Hereticus Inquistor and his retinue could eat the Bene Gesserit for lunch.

394 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:27:31pm

re: #387 LudwigVanQuixote

Except that the Bene Gesserit are many orders of magnitude more interesting, mysterious and multifaceted - oh and none of the magical leather canes that make people whimper.

Boy, Douglas Adams would really make something out of that.
I was originally going to say they sound like the Honored Matres, but I smugly presumed few people read that far into the Dune novels.

395 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:27:41pm

re: #377 ClaudeMonet

Amen to that. His goal was to promote the Socialist Party; instead he was a prime (but not sole) mover in the creation of the FDA.

When The Jungle was on our required reading list in 10th grade Advanced English, some of the young ladies couldn’t finish the book, claiming the descriptions were “too gross”. They changed their tune when the teacher (female) told them they had two choices—read it or fail. Imagine trying that on students today.

There’s a lot of challenging things I’d like to try on students today (as long as we’re talking college, that is), but forcing them to read anything sounds like a lost cause from the git-go.

396 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:28:15pm

re: #326 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

I’m debating on whether I can get back into Feist

I’m right with you. After Rift War ended, it just seemed too contrived for me.

397 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:28:32pm

re: #391 JasonA

Hm?

The sword of truth TV show. Complete drivel that made at best a pitiful effort to keep any of the source material.

398 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:28:55pm

re: #393 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

One Ordo Hereticus Inquistor and his retinue could eat the Bene Gesserit for lunch.

Is that a Warhammer reference?

399 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:29:39pm

re: #395 Cato the Elder

There’s a lot of challenging things I’d like to try on students today (as long as we’re talking college, that is), but forcing them to read anything sounds like a lost cause from the git-go.

Nah it is easier than you think if you actually ride herd on them and embarrass the ones who didn’t read.

400 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:29:43pm

re: #398 LudwigVanQuixote

Is that a Warhammer reference?

Guilty as charged.

401 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:06pm

re: #394 Nimed

Boy, Douglas Adams would really make something out of that.
I was originally going to say they sound like the Honored Matres, but I smugly presumed few people read that far into the Dune novels.

Lol, I think you would be very surprised at how many Dune fans there are here.

We once had a discussion about the appendix in Dune where the Saudukar were originally supposed to be an analogue for Israel, but how Herbert dropped that idea.

402 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:10pm

re: #381 LudwigVanQuixote

In a series of fantasy books by Terry Goodkind there is an order of dominatrix warrior/assassins with magical powers called the Mord Sith. It is as stupid as it sounds.

And in this picture the young woman looks rather dim as well. Maybe Palin could qualify after all.

403 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:11pm

re: #390 LudwigVanQuixote

And BTW that is real heresy! I waggle my gom jabbar at you!

I spoke out of ignorance. I never read Goodkind, mainly because every other review seems to compare his books to Rand.

404 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:13pm

re: #397 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The sword of truth TV show. Complete drivel that made at best a pitiful effort to keep any of the source material.

It was a Sam Raimi show that lacked any of his usual humor. Ah well. Has anyone watched Spartacus? That’s a show that was a pure guilty pleasure for me up until episode 6. Then it becomes a genuinely good show, in my humble opinion.

405 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:21pm

re: #390 LudwigVanQuixote

Youtube Video

406 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:42pm

re: #400 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Guilty as charged.

You are from a different (but still respected) nerd tribe than me.

407 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:31:58pm

re: #402 Cato the Elder

And in this picture the young woman looks rather dim as well. Maybe Palin could qualify after all.

No hotlinking for you!

408 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:32:14pm

re: #403 Nimed

I spoke out of ignorance. I never read Goodkind, mainly because every other review seems to compare his books to Rand.

Actually Rand writes much better prose.

409 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:32:39pm

re: #408 LudwigVanQuixote

Actually Rand writes much better prose.

A backhanded compliment if ever there was one.

410 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:33:14pm

re: #406 LudwigVanQuixote

You are from a different (but still respected) nerd tribe than me.

Ave Geekdom

411 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:33:16pm

re: #406 LudwigVanQuixote

You are from a different (but still respected) nerd tribe than me I.

FTFY.

412 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:33:21pm

re: #402 Cato the Elder

And in this picture the young woman looks rather dim as well. Maybe Palin could qualify after all.

Bad linky, not allowed.

413 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:34:12pm

re: #405 Floral Giraffe

[Video]

Youtube Video

;)

414 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:34:48pm

re: #411 JasonA

FTFY.

The NERD is very strong in this one. I sense much pedanticism!

415 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:35:14pm

And for background info,

Ordo Hereticus

Although primarily concerned with monitoring the Ecclesiarchy, the Ordo Hereticus has expanded its jurisdiction to encompass the other internal threats to the Imperium: witches, mutants, heretics, traitors and other deviants among mankind. Hereticus Inquisitors are the most feared members of the Inquisition, as their focus is on Mankind itself. The arrival of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor on a world is met with fear and awe, as no one but the Inquisitor himself knows where his attentions will fall.1

The members of the Ordo Hereticus monitor the Wars of Faith inspired by the Ecclesiarchy, to ensure they remain within the objectives assigned by the Ecclesiarch. They ensure that the teachings preached by priests of the Imperial Cult remain true to the spirit of the Emperor’s will. They regulate the wealth and territory claimed by members of the Ecclesiarchy, to prevent higher members of the institution from gaining more power than is appropriate.

The Ordo Hereticus is also called upon to monitor other Imperial organisations for internal threats, including the Adeptus Arbites, the Space Marines, and even the Inquisition itself. Only the Emperor is beyond their jurisdiction1.

416 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:36:23pm

re: #387 LudwigVanQuixote

Except that the Bene Gesserit are many orders of magnitude more interesting, mysterious and multifaceted - oh and none of the magical leather canes that make people whimper.

And bene gesserit actually means something in Latin, whereas Mord-Sith seems to be a composite of the German word for “murder” and a class of people cribbed from Star Wars.

417 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:37:18pm

re: #415 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I once worked in a store that hosted 40K tourneys. The amount of effort some people put into their boards was admirable. Sometimes kids would start to get into the game and play the older guys, who I could swear just made up some rules on the fly. Looked fun, though.

418 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:37:51pm

re: #416 Cato the Elder

And bene gesserit actually means something in Latin, whereas Mord-Sith seems to be a composite of the German word for “murder” and a class of people cribbed from Star Wars.

So what does Gesserit mean then?

419 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:39:16pm

re: #418 LudwigVanQuixote

Courtesy of wiki:

Origin of the name

In Dreamer of Dune, Brian Herbert’s 2003 biography of his father, the younger Herbert speculates that the name “Gesserit” is supposed to suggest to the reader the word “Jesuit” and thus evoke undertones of a religious order. Like the Jesuits, the Bene Gesserit have been accused of using casuistry to obtain justifications for the unjustifiable. In his own book about Frank Herbert, William F. Touponce notes “Herbert’s early education at the hands of Jesuits” and writes that “Bene Gesserit means ‘that it may be borne or accomplished well,’ and is derived from the hortative subjunctive of the Latin verb gero, meaning ‘to bear or carry away’ in its root sense, but also ‘to conduct oneself in society.’[8]
In fact this above analysis is incorrect, as gesserit is in the active voice (“he does…”), not the passive (“it was done…”)[9], and may be taken either as a third person singular future perfect indicative active (in which case it would be “he/she shall have carried on [some activity] well,” or a third person singular perfect subjunctive active[9], which could not be a hortatory subjunctive (which must be in the first person) or a jussive subjunctive [10] but must be taken as either an optative or deliberative subjunctive (and hence must mean “he/she may have carried on [some activity] well,” or “he should have carried on [some activity] well”)[10].
It may be noted that the legal Latin phrase quamdiu se bene gesserit, taken as a third person future perfect indicative active, means “as long as he/she shall have conducted himself/herself well,”[11] meaning in that context that a judge (or an officer) cannot be removed from his office as long as he performs correctly his duty.

420 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:39:36pm

re: #417 JasonA

I once worked in a store that hosted 40K tourneys. The amount of effort some people put into their boards was admirable. Sometimes kids would start to get into the game and play the older guys, who I could swear just made up some rules on the fly. Looked fun, though.

Research every codex to know what your enemy can pull and when he tries to get one over on you.

421 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:40:38pm

re: #416 Cato the Elder

And bene gesserit actually means something in Latin, whereas Mord-Sith seems to be a composite of the German word for “murder” and a class of people cribbed from Star Wars.

I ask because I see Bene and think b’nai which means sons of ass opposed to the Latin which would give good.

I always thought that gesserit was like Jesuit.

422 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:41:19pm

re: #420 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I never really played, myself. Always seemed like a big monetary investment. And I don’t think anyone had just one army.

423 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:41:20pm

re: #419 JasonA

Courtesy of wiki:

Origin of the name

In Dreamer of Dune, Brian Herbert’s 2003 biography of his father, the younger Herbert speculates that the name “Gesserit” is supposed to suggest to the reader the word “Jesuit” and thus evoke undertones of a religious order. Like the Jesuits, the Bene Gesserit have been accused of using casuistry to obtain justifications for the unjustifiable. In his own book about Frank Herbert, William F. Touponce notes “Herbert’s early education at the hands of Jesuits” and writes that “Bene Gesserit means ‘that it may be borne or accomplished well,’ and is derived from the hortative subjunctive of the Latin verb gero, meaning ‘to bear or carry away’ in its root sense, but also ‘to conduct oneself in society.’[8]
In fact this above analysis is incorrect, as gesserit is in the active voice (“he does…”), not the passive (“it was done…”)[9], and may be taken either as a third person singular future perfect indicative active (in which case it would be “he/she shall have carried on [some activity] well,” or a third person singular perfect subjunctive active[9], which could not be a hortatory subjunctive (which must be in the first person) or a jussive subjunctive [10] but must be taken as either an optative or deliberative subjunctive (and hence must mean “he/she may have carried on [some activity] well,” or “he should have carried on [some activity] well”)[10].
It may be noted that the legal Latin phrase quamdiu se bene gesserit, taken as a third person future perfect indicative active, means “as long as he/she shall have conducted himself/herself well,”[11] meaning in that context that a judge (or an officer) cannot be removed from his office as long as he performs correctly his duty.

Rock on!

424 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:42:08pm

re: #393 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

One Ordo Hereticus Inquistor and his retinue could eat the Bene Gesserit for lunch.

That’s more 40K, right?

425 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:43:10pm

OK true nerding out. A friend of mine recently had me look into Enterprise.

I have to confess that for a Star Trek series it was rather good - or at least what I have seen so far is.

426 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:43:56pm

re: #418 LudwigVanQuixote

So what does Gesserit mean then?

The phrase as a whole is the important thing. It means “let it be well done”. “Gesserit”, in case you want to know, is a hortative subjunctive enjoining that something be done; “bene” is an adverb that simply means “well”, as in “nota bene, bene gesserit”.

427 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:43:57pm

re: #422 JasonA

I never really played, myself. Always seemed like a big monetary investment. And I don’t think anyone had just one army.

I’ve only got like 6.

428 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:44:34pm

re: #419 JasonA

I think my explanation is more succinct.

429 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:44:35pm

re: #425 LudwigVanQuixote

OK true nerding out. A friend of mine recently had me look into Enterprise.

I have to confess that for a Star Trek series it was rather good - or at least what I have seen so far is.

I hated all of the time travel with a passion.
With
A
Passion.

Season 4 was damn beautiful though. They knew it was the end of the line and pumped out some worthwhile stuff.

430 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:45:14pm

Ok, so the Sardaukar are Israelis (that’s not too flattering), the Bene Gesserit are Jesuits, the Fremen are obviously Arabic - and their home, Arrakis is invaded, blah, blah, blah.

WTF?

431 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:45:18pm

re: #413 LudwigVanQuixote

Anything that starts out with a George Nelson Pretzel Chair, gets my attention!

432 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:45:23pm

re: #428 Cato the Elder

I think my explanation is more succinct.

Yeah, but mine required no thought at all on my part. :P

433 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:45:52pm

re: #421 LudwigVanQuixote

I ask because I see Bene and think b’nai which means sons of ass opposed to the Latin which would give good.

I always thought that gesserit was like Jesuit.

The two words have nothing in common.

434 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:46:23pm

re: #428 Cato the Elder

I think my explanation is more succinct.

Fair enough. I think it seems clear from teh wiki link that Herbert was going for your Latin.

I recognized the bene part as Latin, but I rather liked the Hebrew meaning with the selective breeding aspect of them.

435 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:46:57pm

re: #431 Floral Giraffe

Anything that starts out with a George Nelson Pretzel Chair, gets my attention!

LOL

436 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:47:17pm

re: #434 LudwigVanQuixote

Fair enough. I think it seems clear from teh wiki link that Herbert was going for your Latin.

I recognized the bene part as Latin, but I rather liked the Hebrew meaning with the selective breeding aspect of them.

You know, David Lynch once made a Dune movie.

True story.

437 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:47:54pm

re: #430 Nimed

Ok, so the Sardaukar are Israelis (that’s not too flattering), the Bene Gesserit are Jesuits, the Fremen are obviously Arabic - and their home, Arrakis is invaded, blah, blah, blah.

WTF?

Well he dropped the Sardukar Israeli theme.

The idea behind the politics of Dune was always OPEC. The analogies are easy to make.

438 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:48:43pm

re: #436 JasonA

You know, David Lynch once made a Dune movie.

True story.

The guy who made Showgirls supposedly adapted Starship Troopers for the big screen as well, or so I’ve heard….

439 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:49:02pm

re: #417 JasonA

I once worked in a store that hosted 40K tourneys. The amount of effort some people put into their boards was admirable. Sometimes kids would start to get into the game and play the older guys, who I could swear just made up some rules on the fly. Looked fun, though.

There are a fair number of devotees here in Chicagoland, too. There’s even a gaming con called Adepticon mostly devoted to Games Workshop games. Lots of 40K there. I was there to play Classic Battletech this year though. Fun game, though my side lost.

440 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:49:28pm

re: #430 Nimed

Ok, so the Sardaukar are Israelis (that’s not too flattering), the Bene Gesserit are Jesuits, the Fremen are obviously Arabic - and their home, Arrakis is invaded, blah, blah, blah.

WTF?

Yep. There is lots of room for interpreting Dune as essentially Herbert’s Johnny-come-lately T.E.-Lawrencean homage to the wild and free Bedouin and Tuareg, and not a little grounds for thinking he was no friend of Israel.

441 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:49:34pm

re: #438 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The guy who made Showgirls supposedly adapted Starship Troopers for the big screen as well, or so I’ve heard…

Did Dune have a Nazi Doogie Howser?
No, so stop talking :P

442 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:49:39pm

re: #436 JasonA

You know, David Lynch once made a Dune movie.

True story.

I will hunt you down and hurt you now.

BTW, I loved Dune, but the thing I always got bugged about the most was the damn shields blocking fast things and even a fast human strike, (ok) but people using swords. Since when was a successful sword hit slow?

443 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:49:59pm

re: #438 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The guy who made Showgirls supposedly adapted Starship Troopers for the big screen as well, or so I’ve heard…

YOU TOO WILL SUFFER FOR BRINGING THAT UP!

444 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:50:33pm

re: #441 JasonA

Did Dune have a Nazi Doogie Howser?
No, so stop talking :P

No, but it did have Sting in a winged metal speedo, so HA!

445 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:50:42pm

re: #432 JasonA

Yeah, but mine required no thought at all on my part. :P

I like you better all the time.

That Latin debate is one I’m going to have to send to my real Classics Ph.D. friend for checking.

446 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:50:51pm

re: #438 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The guy who made Showgirls supposedly adapted Starship Troopers for the big screen as well, or so I’ve heard…

Did he? I now Paul Verhoven directed the Starship Troopers movie. Joe Esterhas directed Showgirls.

447 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:51:02pm

re: #436 JasonA

You know, David Lynch once made a Dune movie.

True story.

And I heard of this guy who has actually sat through it till the end.

448 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:51:06pm

re: #444 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

No, but it did have Sting in a winged metal speedo, so HA!

I… I… okay, you win.

449 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:52:19pm

Well, the Nerding has been fun, and I learned a LOT!
Now, I must go listen to my pillow.
Good night, you starship troopers!

450 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:52:24pm

re: #448 JasonA

I… I… okay, you win.

re: #444 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

No, but it did have Sting in a winged metal speedo, so HA!

Nothing defeats Manos the Hands of Fate.

451 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:53:05pm

re: #449 Floral Giraffe

Well, the Nerding has been fun, and I learned a LOT!
Now, I must go listen to my pillow.
Good night, you starship troopers!

Add that one to your list if you haven’t read it yet. It’s one of the greatest Sci Fi books of all time.

452 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:53:25pm

re: #446 Dark_Falcon

Did he? I now Paul Verhoven directed the Starship Troopers movie. Joe Esterhas directed Showgirls.

Esterhas wrote it. Verhoven directed it.

453 Four More Tears  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:54:00pm

Alright, Lizards, I have to prepare for bed. These preparations will consist of about an hour of gaming followed by a half-hour of reading. What’s important is that I’m off the internets for now.

Peace.

454 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:54:05pm

re: #450 LudwigVanQuixote

Nothing defeats Manos the Hands of Fate.

I am Torgo. I take care of things while the Master is away.

455 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:54:21pm

re: #453 JasonA

Alright, Lizards, I have to prepare for bed. These preparations will consist of about an hour of gaming followed by a half-hour of reading. What’s important is that I’m off the internets for now.

Peace.

Be well. I too am out!

456 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:54:43pm

re: #454 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I am Torgo. I take care of things while the Master is away.

OK now you win!

457 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:55:04pm

re: #451 LudwigVanQuixote

Which one? I’ll get it. TIA

458 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:55:44pm

re: #452 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Esterhas wrote it. Verhoven directed it.

Cool. I had not known that.

459 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:55:47pm

re: #457 Floral Giraffe

Which one? I’ll get it. TIA

Starship Troopers

460 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:55:57pm

re: #457 Floral Giraffe

Which one? I’ll get it. TIA

Starship Troopers, though Dune is even better. Both are must reads IMHO.

461 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:56:08pm

I always like the Tuareg as a possible source for Herbert’s Fremen.

Here’s one in his stillsuit. Obviously, from the eyes, you can tell he’s been without his spice quota for quite some time.

462 Dark_Falcon  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:56:25pm

Goodnight, all.

463 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:56:43pm

re: #437 LudwigVanQuixote

Well he dropped the Sardukar Israeli theme.

The idea behind the politics of Dune was always OPEC. The analogies are easy to make.

For sure. But, and I’m really just rolling with it, at some point the jihad gets out of control, and Paul has to do you-know-what to put an end to it.

It’s hard to draw a parallel between the Sardaukar and anything, really. Maybe the Hashashins myths? It’s a bit strained.

464 Nimed  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:57:53pm

re: #461 Cato the Elder

I always like the Tuareg as a possible source for Herbert’s Fremen.

Here’s one in his stillsuit. Obviously, from the eyes, you can tell he’s been without his spice quota for quite some time.

Nice!

465 Cato the Elder  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:57:58pm

re: #461 Cato the Elder

And here’s one who’s working on his spice intake.

466 Kragar  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:58:38pm

re: #460 LudwigVanQuixote

Starship Troopers, though Dune is even better. Both are must reads IMHO.

I liked Troopers better. I’ll always remember the part where Rico crashes into the Skinnies bunker and pulls the talking bomb.

“I’m a 15 second bomb! I’m a 14 second bomb!…”

467 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, May 2, 2010 10:59:41pm

re: #460 LudwigVanQuixote

Starship Troopers, though Dune is even better. Both are must reads IMHO.

OK, I”ll get the Starship one. Did Dune, several times, WONDERFUL series!

468 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 11:15:03pm

re: #467 Floral Giraffe

OK, I”ll get the Starship one. Did Dune, several times, WONDERFUL series!

Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers to reflect on his time at Annapolis. It is the book of military science fiction. It is much more about the philosophy of a military than anything else.

Heinlein is sort of the Hemingway of science fiction. He is all balls and then some. Either you love the style or you hate it.

469 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, May 2, 2010 11:16:12pm

re: #466 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I liked Troopers better. I’ll always remember the part where Rico crashes into the Skinnies bunker and pulls the talking bomb.

“I’m a 15 second bomb! I’m a 14 second bomb!…”

They are very very different books. I really can’t compare them.

470 ClaudeMonet  Sun, May 2, 2010 11:59:08pm

re: #466 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I liked Troopers better. I’ll always remember the part where Rico crashes into the Skinnies bunker and pulls the talking bomb.

“I’m a 15 second bomb! I’m a 14 second bomb!…”

It was a “30-second bomb”, but thank you for the reminder. Great book.

Starship Troopers has some pretty good fight sequences, but it’s more about why and how we fight than the usual slug-it-out, all-testosterone all-the-time space opera. In my high school years, which coincided with the later Vietnam War days, it was an effective counterbalance to the events of the day in its emphasis on group pride and achievement, things that were not in vogue then.

I don’t have the book handy, but the parts with Mr. DuBois were great political philosophy, particularly his response to the girl who says, “My father says that violence never solves anything.”

Darn, now I’m going to have to find and re-read it. The latter is the regrettable part.

471 Liberal Classic  Mon, May 3, 2010 4:57:09am

I actually liked the Lynch version of Dune. It’s hard to capture all the elements of such a dense story, but I thought the film was a good attempt. It’s not without its flaws, but I still think it compares favorably with the sci-fi channel mini-series that came later.

Don’t know if they’ll ever make a movie out of God Emperor. I’ve always thought GE was more like a Heinlein novel.

472 Sacred Plants  Mon, May 3, 2010 7:09:57am

re: #86 tradewind

So I know they’re a good energy source, and all that, but looking at those, I’m starting to see Ted Kennedy’s point…
Something there is that does not love a (modern day, designed for a windfarm ) windmill. They do screw up the landscape.

Yes they do, but the installation can easily be undone, unlike trees that have been cut for surface mining, plantations or dams.

Besides that it seems odd that they are sitting there as if for no other purpose than to serve the network, rather than on top of whatever needs the energy of that size of windmill, with the network only being used to cover for unreliabilities.

And this is a daytime photograph, so it is not visible that they might carry visual beacons which cause nighttime irritations on the ground, due to a lack of more intelligent regulation how to pursue the safety requirements of general aviation.


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