The Story Behind Twitter’s ‘Accept’ Bug

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Gizmodo has the story behind the strange little episode that took place today on Twitter, in which an incredibly simple trick was discovered that allowed anyone to force anyone else to follow their accounts: The Real Story Behind Twitter’s Ridiculous Follow Bug.

It’s pretty surprising (to say the least) for a bug like this to have existed without anyone encountering it before, with millions of users hammering away at the system every day for years. In fact, it’s possible that others have stumbled across it but never even knew.

The bug was discovered by accident, by a Turkish Twitter user. Here’s what happened.

Our initial tip came to us through another Turkish Twitter user, named G�ntekin. His first message to us, which frankly sounded ridiculous (Preemptive [sic]:

A Turkish guy named Bora Kırca figared out accidently that if you tweet “accept username”, for example billgates, then bill gates will follow you.

it’s so stupid; but true.

Stupid, but yeah, true. It worked. We posted about it. Twitter went nuts, everyone’s follow numbers shot to zero, and Bora’s Twitter account was suspended. But how did he find this thing in the first place? Accidentally? Really? G�ntekin explains:

[Bora] likes a group named “Accept” and to show his love, he tweets “accept pwnz”; but instead of seeing this post, he sees twitter user “pwnz” follows him.

He told his girlfriend, and together they started doing exactly what anyone else would have: They made famous people follow them. Then he posted about it on his blog, here, in Turkish.

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360 comments
1 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:51:59pm

Turkish twitter user...

can't say that 3 times hast.

2 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:52:29pm

Wow. This bug has been there all along?

3 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:53:01pm

re: #1 brookly red

Turkish twitter user...

can't say that 3 times hast.

Twurkish.

4 webevintage  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:54:14pm

I thought it was a super!special evil hacker from LGF who stole all the followers.....
/

5 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:54:24pm

Sigma_X, I believe you owe the group an apology.

6 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:55:12pm

That is hysterical. I wondered why there was a twitter rapture and I was left behind.

7 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:55:45pm

re: #5 Dark_Falcon

Sigma_X, I believe you owe the group an apology.

accept sigma_x's apology @dark_falcon sudo drop users from Redstate

Damn...I guess multi-sql injection tweets on LGF don't work.
/

8 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:56:12pm

re: #7 darthstar

accept sigma_x's apology @dark_falcon sudo drop users from Redstate

Damn...I guess multi-sql injection tweets on LGF don't work.
/

Not really.
:P

9 jamesfirecat  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:56:16pm

I am proud to say that I only use Twitter to know when Charles is starting a new thread and nothing else.

Thus I could care less about all of this beside the obvious lulz....

10 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:56:46pm

Okay, my computer flat out refuses to let me into the last thread, so I'll say it here:

Being a Russian serf, kulak, etc. hasn't been fun. Ever.

11 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:57:05pm

Now if it was windows, it would be described as a feature, or if it was Apple, it would be a free app.

12 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:57:43pm

By the way, started reading the George R.R. Martins books.

13 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:58:10pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Now if it was windows, it would be described as a feature, or if it was Apple, it would be a free app APPLE'S OSX DOESN'T HAVE BUGS.


///

14 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:58:21pm

re: #6 Irenicum

That is hysterical. I wondered why there was a twitter rapture and I was left behind.

For awhile there I lost my one accidental follower.

15 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:58:42pm

re: #7 darthstar

accept sigma_x's apology @dark_falcon sudo drop users from Redstate

Damn...I guess multi-sql injection tweets on LGF don't work.
/

Inject?! Get that syringe full of Hopychange away from me!

[Dark_Falcon hits darthstar in the wrist with a MagLite]

//

16 Cato the Elder  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:59:48pm

re: #10 EmmmieG

Okay, my computer flat out refuses to let me into the last thread, so I'll say it here:

Being a Russian serf, kulak, etc. hasn't been fun. Ever.

Being a slave to the Communists was arguably less so.

17 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:59:48pm

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

Inject?! Get that syringe full of Hopychange away from me!

[Dark_Falcon hits darthstar in the wrist with a MagLite]

//

It had better be one of those six D-cell battery MagLites, and not one of those pansy two AAA battery ones.

18 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 2:59:54pm

re: #14 Stanley Sea

I didn't mind losing Panty O Panties from among my followers.

19 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:00:32pm

re: #17 darthstar

It had better be one of those six D-cell battery MagLites, and not one of those pansy two AAA battery ones.

size matters...

20 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:01:14pm

re: #17 darthstar

Better watch it. You get brought up on charges of battery.

21 Racer X  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:01:15pm

Just another blustery chilly day in May, in Southern California.
:tweet:

/er, what?

22 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:01:54pm

re: #21 Racer X

Just another blustery chilly day in May, in Southern California.
:tweet:

/er, what?

Must be in the 70s-80s today, brrrr

23 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:02:04pm

re: #20 Irenicum

Better watch it. You get brought up on charges of battery.

*Irenicum has been zapped by Force Lightning for trying to start a pun cascade*

24 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:02:44pm

re: #23 Varek Raith

I'm shocked you would say that.

25 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:03:46pm

re: #24 Irenicum

I'm shocked you would say that.

It's just a positive streamer of conscious.

26 Racer X  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:04:02pm

re: #22 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Must be in the 70s-80s today, brrr

Really cold here - upper 60's.

27 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:04:24pm

re: #25 EmmmieG

It's just a positive streamer of conscious.

lithium will do that to you...

28 Obdicut  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:04:36pm

re: #23 Varek Raith

Lateral move:

You fool! You'll open the portal to Xen!

29 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:04:57pm

re: #28 Obdicut

Lateral move:

You fool! You'll open the portal to Xen!

Ah, bugger.

30 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:05:39pm

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit dropping battery acid.

31 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:06:10pm

re: #30 Irenicum

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit dropping battery acid.

Anode you'd say that.

32 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:06:11pm

re: #17 darthstar

It had better be one of those six D-cell battery MagLites, and not one of those pansy two AAA battery ones.

It's a 4 D-cell model, heavy enough that a strike to the wrist would make you drop what you are holding.

/I really do own such a MagLite, but I have no intention hitting Darthstar with it.

33 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:06:20pm

"Turkish Twitter user"? I heard from a credible source that Bagua is responsible for the whole thing. Didn't know Bagua was Turkish.

34 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:06:58pm

re: #30 Irenicum

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit dropping battery acid.

OK, breathe deeply and think recharge...

35 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:07:14pm

re: #31 EmmmieG

Anode you'd say that.

See? That's what I like about this place...everyone is so grounded.

36 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:07pm

re: #32 Dark_Falcon

It's a 4 D-cell model, heavy enough that a strike to the wrist would make you drop what you are holding in both of your hands.

/I really do own such a MagLite, but I have no intention hitting Darthstar with it.


FTFY

37 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:12pm

re: #35 darthstar

And we're ever ready with the puns.

38 Obdicut  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:20pm

re: #35 darthstar

See? That's what I like about this place...everyone is so grounded.

Are you positive?

39 wrenchwench  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:31pm

re: #35 darthstar

See? That's what I like about this place...everyone is so grounded.

There are a few who are more wired than grounded...

40 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:33pm

re: #1 brookly red
Just shorten it to Turkish twit and presto.......

41 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:08:37pm

re: #26 Racer X

Really cold here - upper 60's.

Ouch, might require a light wrap.

42 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:00pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

There are a few who are more wired than grounded...

Everyone blows a fuse now and then.

43 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:32pm

re: #37 Irenicum
They keep going and going and going and going.......

44 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:32pm

re: #35 darthstar

See? That's what I like about this place...everyone is so grounded.

I don't know... some seem a bit bipolar.

45 wrenchwench  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:51pm

re: #42 darthstar

Everyone blows a fuse now and then.

Sometimes I'm a little short.

46 Racer X  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:56pm

re: #41 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ouch, might require a light wrap.

Nah, I got batteries in my socks.

47 cliffster  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:09:59pm

re: #30 Irenicum

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit dropping battery acid.

We are up to three or four Airplane references/subthreads a day, on average.

48 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:10:02pm

re: #44 brookly red

Hey, I resemble that comment.

49 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:10:22pm

re: #42 darthstar

Everyone blows a fuse now and then.

and some seem a bit AC/DC too...

50 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:10:45pm

re: #49 brookly red

nttawwt.

51 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:10:57pm

re: #34 brookly red
That's a real energizer!

52 Obdicut  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:11:04pm

re: #37 Irenicum

I almost didn't get that one. Nice.

53 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:11:40pm

re: #47 cliffster

And they never get old. Roger, Roger.

54 Randall Gross  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:12:24pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

By the way, started reading the George R.R. Martins books.

You haven't really read George RR Martin until you've read his Short stories as well, notably "Nightflyers" and "Sandkings" -- see if you can find those after you finish with his novels.

55 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:12:49pm

re: #43 tradewind

They keep going and going and going and going...

longer than 4 hours? uh-oh.

56 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:12:54pm

re: #46 Racer X

Oh, good to know. I thought you were just happy to see me.

57 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:13:33pm

re: #55 brookly red

longer than 4 hours? uh-oh.

Got a charge out of that one, eh?

58 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:13:50pm

Hey, I just got hate mail from a Paulian. Been a while since that happened.

59 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:14:10pm

re: #55 brookly red
Don't know... you may have to see Alice for the answer to that one.

60 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:14:31pm

re: #58 Charles

Hey, I just got hate mail from a Paulian. Been a while since that happened.

It's not easy putting postage on an email.

61 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:14:43pm

re: #49 brookly red

and some seem a bit AC/DC too...

That's just a sine of the times.

62 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:14:53pm

re: #59 tradewind

Don't know... you may have to see Alice for the answer to that one.

When she's ten feet tall.

63 Obdicut  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:15:10pm

re: #58 Charles

Good work.

Just create a thread about the marginality of Austrian Economics and you'll get a lot more.

Or about Ron Paul's vibrantly racist newsletter. That's always good.

64 Irenicum  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:16:04pm

Well I'm sining off. C ya later fellow cell mates.

65 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:16:14pm

re: #63 Obdicut

Good work.

Just create a thread about the marginality of Austrian Economics and you'll get a lot more.

Or about Ron Paul's vibrantly racist newsletter. That's always good.

vibrantly?
(is that a battery pun or not?)

66 cliffster  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:16:19pm

Tornadoes buzzing around between Tulsa and OKC. Hope they stay away from populated areas.

67 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:17:02pm

re: #54 Thanos

You haven't really read George RR Martin until you've read his Short stories as well, notably "Nightflyers" and "Sandkings" -- see if you can find those after you finish with his novels.

Yeah, realized I've read some of his other works over the years, just hadn't picked up this series. He had dropped off my radar.

68 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:17:13pm

re: #58 Charles
Was it signed in spray paint?

69 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:17:41pm

re: #58 Charles

You didn't buy his gold?

70 webevintage  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:17:52pm

re: #58 Charles

Hey, I just got hate mail from a Paulian. Been a while since that happened.

Do share....

71 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:18:06pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

By the way, started reading the George R.R. Martins books.

Good for you.

72 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:18:29pm

re: #62 darthstar
..and you're feeling small.
(Damn, wonder if the manufacturers actually thought about that when they named it).....

73 Randall Gross  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:20:02pm

This is pretty revealing and somewhat incestuous... I just used this article to twitter about twitter...

74 webevintage  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:20:25pm

Well I can see that this is not going to get old for me...yet:

RNC Just Wants To Affirm That Anti-Slavery ‘Modern Constitution’ Is NOT What the Slave-Owning Founding Fathers Had In Mind

Read more at Wonkette: [Link: wonkette.com...]

75 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:20:36pm

re: #54 Thanos

You haven't really read George RR Martin until you've read his Short stories as well, notably "Nightflyers" and "Sandkings" -- see if you can find those after you finish with his novels.

Grumble. Whadya mean, "haven't really read George RR Martin until you've read his Short stories as well"? Are you saying the short stories are better than the novels?

Don't be that guy, Thanos. Don't be that guy.
/

76 Randall Gross  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:22:11pm

re: #75 Nimed

No, I'm saying that his short stories are masterworks of their own, the two I mentioned were scary enough to inspire a movie and a segment of the new "Outer Limits".

77 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:22:12pm

Sen. Leahy on the Kagan nomination:

"We have some Republicans who would automatically oppose anybody who was nominated," Leahy said. "The President could nominate Moses the Law Giver. In fact I told the President, I said you realize if you'd nominated Moses the Law Giver, somebody would raise, 'but he doesn't have a birth certificate! Where's his birth certificate!'"

Moses, of course, would be considered an 'activist judge' as the SCOTUS is supposed to interpret the law, not give it.
/

78 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:22:28pm

re: #75 Nimed

Grumble. Whadya mean, "haven't really read George RR Martin until you've read his Short stories as well"? Are you saying the short stories are better than the novels?

Don't be that guy, Thanos. Don't be that guy.
/

You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see?

79 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:22:52pm

re: #63 Obdicut

Austrian Economics - for those moments when you fell like Milton Friedman was a socialist fanatic.

80 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:23:13pm

re: #58 Charles

Hey, I just got hate mail from a Paulian. Been a while since that happened.

Please post it. I need a laugh.

81 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:23:21pm

re: #77 darthstar

Sen. Leahy on the Kagan nomination:

Moses, of course, would be considered an 'activist judge' as the SCOTUS is supposed to interpret the law, not give it.
/

Okay...this does need the appropriate youtube clip:

82 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:24:12pm

re: #68 tradewind

Was it signed in spray paint?

Letter cut out from magazine are even better!!

83 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:24:33pm

re: #78 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see?

I vaguely remember those comments. Alas, that's not me.

84 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:25:16pm

re: #82 Cannadian Club Akbar

Letter cut out from magazine are even better!!

That would explain the cut up pages in the Highlights magazines at the doctor's office.

85 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:25:16pm

re: #82 Cannadian Club Akbar

Letters, pimf.

86 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:26:12pm

re: #79 Nimed

Austrian Economics - for those moments when you fell like Milton Friedman was a socialist fanatic.

what would Arnold do?

87 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:29:04pm

re: #86 brookly red

what would Arnold do?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

88 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:29:09pm

“accept username”, for example billgates, then bill gates will follow you.
"accept #MeganFox"
/Hope there isn't a restraining order in my future

89 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:30:49pm

This external mouse take a little getting used to.

90 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:30:50pm

Am I late to the pun? I'm very weak right now.

91 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:30:55pm

re: #80 Dark_Falcon

Please post it. I need a laugh.

Please let it have references to gold in it...

92 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:31:29pm

re: #91 Varek Raith

Please let it have references to gold in it...

Hybrid seeds.

93 cliffster  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:31:32pm

re: #89 Cannadian Club Akbar

This external mouse take a little getting used to.

Beats the hell out of internal mice. Just ask Richard Gere.

94 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:31:36pm

re: #91 Varek Raith

Please let it have references to gold in it...

re: #91 Varek Raith

Please let it have references to gold in it...

No. Gold standard.

95 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:32:27pm

re: #90 Stanley Sea

Am I late to the pun? I'm very weak right now.

No need for hysteresis.

96 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:33:51pm

Tonight's dinner: Yellow rice, chicken thighs, broccoli. 1 pot.

97 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:34:51pm

re: #96 Cannadian Club Akbar

Tonight's dinner: Yellow rice, chicken thighs, broccoli. 1 pot.

Prime Rib with yorkshire pudding, baked potato, wild rice and asparagus.

98 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:35:36pm

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Prime Rib with yorkshire pudding, baked potato, wild rice and asparagus.

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Prime Rib with yorkshire pudding, baked potato, wild rice and asparagus.

Elitist!!!!
//

99 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:35:38pm

shameless promotional post warning:

hey, check out a friend of mine performing...


I figured it was OK cause she is a lounge lizard...

100 Tigger2005  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:35:58pm

The heading from the latest GOPUSA Friends e-mail list:

Obama Nominates Lesbian Elena Kagan to Supreme Court

Featuring a petition from a group called itself "The Pray in Jesus' Name Project," with mission statement: "Sending Petitions to God and Government to Defend Religious Freedom"

101 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:35:58pm

re: #10 EmmmieG

Okay, my computer flat out refuses to let me into the last thread, so I'll say it here:

Being a Russian serf, kulak, etc. hasn't been fun. Ever.

My computer is moving at molasses speed there--I'm still at school--so I'll add this--the brutality of both the French and Russian revolutions reflected the brutality of the society they turned upside down. Both cultures had a longstanding understanding that the people at top were allowed, nay expected, to kill as many people as needed to make it clear that God, Reason, Communism, whatever, upheld their reign and their right.

Thank God, thank God, thank God for the British legal tradition.

'At's all.

102 McSpiff  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:36:17pm

re: #96 Cannadian Club Akbar

Tonight's dinner: Yellow rice, chicken thighs, broccoli. 1 pot.

Leftover lobster, rolls, potato salad and reheated chicken wings.

// is 22.

103 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:36:21pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

By the way, started reading the George R.R. Martins books.


I pulled out my husband's copy of Game of Thrones. Do I wanna?

104 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:37:03pm

re: #102 McSpiff

Leftover lobster, rolls, potato salad and reheated chicken wings.

// is 22.

no such thing as left over lobster...

105 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:37:57pm

re: #16 Cato the Elder

Being a slave to the Communists was arguably less so.

Probably true, but you don't get to see all the possible outcomes before your country blows up.

106 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:38:29pm

re: #103 SanFranciscoZionist

I pulled out my husband's copy of Game of Thrones. Do I wanna?

Read the first book while I was sick last week. Pretty good. I think Tyrion is my favorite character right now.

107 McSpiff  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:38:51pm

re: #104 brookly red

no such thing as left over lobster...

We surprised mom with surf and turf. Steak got finished, had one lobster left over. I was asleep by 9:30. Great day for everyone.

108 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:38:57pm

re: #32 Dark_Falcon

It's a 4 D-cell model, heavy enough that a strike to the wrist would make you drop what you are holding.

/I really do own such a MagLite, but I have no intention hitting Darthstar with it.

I have one of those. In black. It's the backup home defense weapon to my mother-in-law's old softball bat.

109 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:40:14pm

re: #74 webevintage

Well I can see that this is not going to get old for me...yet:

RNC Just Wants To Affirm That Anti-Slavery ‘Modern Constitution’ Is NOT What the Slave-Owning Founding Fathers Had In Mind

Read more at Wonkette: [Link: wonkette.com...]

Now I'm just getting confused.

110 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:40:38pm

re: #105 SanFranciscoZionist

Probably true, but you don't get to see all the possible outcomes before your country blows up.

Probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Probably had'da be there.

111 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:40:47pm

re: #104 brookly red

no such thing as left over lobster...

Made lobster mac-n-cheese the other day at work. Sold out.

112 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:41:54pm

re: #77 darthstar

Sen. Leahy on the Kagan nomination:


Moses, of course, would be considered an 'activist judge' as the SCOTUS is supposed to interpret the law, not give it.
/

I once heard a sermon where the rabbi pointed out that if a leader to organize the Exodus had been hired by committee, Moses would probably have lost out to Korach. "Look, this guy is ninety years old, and has no executive experience, plus a speech impediment. Also, it says here that he took early retirement, and is living on a sheep farm in Midian."

113 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:43:03pm

I think I'm gonna cry.

U.S. Special Forces Set to Carry XM-25 Laser-Guided Smart-Bullet Weapon into Battle

U.S. Army Special Forces soldiers will deploy with the XM-25 weapon this summer, so that they can shower enemies hidden inside buildings with lethal smart rounds. Veterans of the Afghanistan conflict who tried the weapon predicted it would be a "game changing" gun capable of taking out insurgents hidden behind cover, Military.com reports.

The XM-25 resembles a highly sophisticated grenade launcher that fires laser-guided smart rounds. The laser gauges a distance to target and allows the warfighter to set where the round will detonate, adding or subtracting increments of 3 meters from the laser-spotted point. Then the scope tells a microchip inside the round how far it should travel before exploding.

114 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:43:45pm

re: #113 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I think I'm gonna cry.

U.S. Special Forces Set to Carry XM-25 Laser-Guided Smart-Bullet Weapon into Battle

SHINY!

115 McSpiff  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:43:59pm

re: #108 SanFranciscoZionist

I have one of those. In black. It's the backup home defense weapon to my mother-in-law's old softball bat.

My great-grand father was a Commissionaire later in his life. Quasi-official government security guard I guess? They do security everywhere from university residences to hospitals to military bases. Anyways, we still have his mag-lite. From the size of it, I'm pretty sure it's either an aluminum baseball bat with a light-bulb taped to the end of it, or designed to signal the space station.

116 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:44:16pm

re: #92 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Donut seeds!

117 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:44:32pm

re: #111 Cannadian Club Akbar

Made lobster mac-n-cheese the other day at work. Sold out.

OH gawd... a favorite restaurant of mine has a signature dish, they split a 2 pounder, stuff it with snow crab meat & pour a swiss cheese fondue over it.

When I say it is to die for I mean you can feel you arteries hardening while you eat it...

118 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:44:41pm

re: #114 Varek Raith

SHINY!

Anyone remember the Doonesbury 'smart bomb' strip, where you follow the bomb into the building, and see startled-looking Iraqi engineers dropping their coffee as they spot it?

119 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:44:46pm

re: #114 Varek Raith

SHINY!

You do realize they've devolped the functional equivalent of a bolt gun?

/swoon

120 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:45:05pm

re: #109 SanFranciscoZionist

Now I'm just getting confused.

When your platform is based on one thing, and one thing only (in this case, standing against anything the President says or does), then you by default open yourself to looking like a fool on a regular basis - as the GOP has proven to be remarkably good at doing lately.

121 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:45:24pm

re: #116 Floral Giraffe

Donut seeds!

How are you enjoying Eye of the World BTW?

122 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:45:34pm

re: #119 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You do realize they've devolped the functional equivalent of a bolt gun?

/swoon

*Giddy*

123 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:46:02pm

re: #117 brookly red


Thank you for that.

124 garhighway  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:46:46pm

re: #114 Varek Raith

SHINY!

Where can we get one?

125 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:47:20pm

re: #124 garhighway

Where can we get one?

The U.S. Army, sign up now, supplies are limited.

126 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:47:36pm

re: #114 Varek Raith

SHINY!

they say it will say a lot of money by reducing the number of air strikes needed...

127 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:47:36pm

re: #121 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Almost done with it. REALLY glad I got the first 9 books in the series.
Thank you for the recommendation!

128 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:48:28pm

Dinner. BBIAB.

129 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:48:49pm

re: #119 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You do realize they've devolped the functional equivalent of a bolt gun?

/swoon

What's a bolt gun?

130 Liberal Classic  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:49:40pm

re: #95 Decatur Deb

No need for hysteresis.

I keep going back and forth on that joke.

131 Neutral President  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:50:23pm

re: #113 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Didn't Gene Simmons have one of those in Runaway?

132 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:50:48pm

re: #130 Liberal Classic

I keep going back and forth on that joke.

Just couldn't resist.

133 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:52:15pm

Al Gore on the oil spill.

It is understandable that the administration will be focused on the immediate crisis in the Gulf of Mexico. But this is a consciousness-shifting event. It is one of those clarifying moments that brings a rare opportunity to take the longer view.

Cue claims of 'hypocrite' in 3...2...1...

134 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:52:50pm

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

What's a bolt gun?

Hand held rifle firing high explosive round designed to explode inside the target to ensure penetration of structures, light vehicle and body armor.

135 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:53:43pm

re: #131 ArchangelMichael

Didn't Gene Simmons have one of those in Runaway?

Nope, he had the mini-missile gun, which could lock onto heat signatures or other parameters.

136 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:54:10pm

re: #134 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Hand held rifle firing high explosive round designed to explode inside the target to ensure penetration of structures, light vehicle and body armor.

so Deputy Dawg finally has his day....

137 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:54:37pm

re: #127 Floral Giraffe

Almost done with it. REALLY glad I got the first 9 books in the series.
Thank you for the recommendation!

Cool, keep an eye open, lots of little things along the way throughout the story.

138 avanti  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:54:49pm

re: #114 Varek Raith

SHINY!

I my opinion a few dozen trucks loads of those at 25K each make more sense than one more 400 million dollar fighter plane designed to fight a last century threat.

139 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:55:14pm

Cool enough to walk the dog--BBL.

140 Bagua  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:55:43pm

Gosh, this post about a Twitter bug is going to cut into my rep as a super-hacker!

141 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:55:56pm

re: #138 avanti

see my #126...

142 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:56:19pm

re: #140 Bagua

Gosh, this post about a Twitter bug is going to cut into my rep as a super-hacker!

Lol. The bug that started his meltdown.

143 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:56:39pm

re: #112 SanFranciscoZionist

I once heard a sermon where the rabbi pointed out that if a leader to organize the Exodus had been hired by committee, Moses would probably have lost out to Korach. "Look, this guy is ninety years old, and has no executive experience, plus a speech impediment. Also, it says here that he took early retirement, and is living on a sheep farm in Midian."

Well I would have voted him off the island after the first season..Walking in circles for 40 years is unacceptable.
/

144 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 3:57:17pm

re: #103 SanFranciscoZionist

I pulled out my husband's copy of Game of Thrones. Do I wanna?

Are you reading the book too?

145 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:00:58pm

re: #140 Bagua

I don't think so!
*waves*

146 Bagua  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:01:18pm

re: #142 Varek Raith

Lol. The bug that started his meltdown.

Little did I know my power.

147 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:01:20pm

re: #142 Varek Raith

Lol. The bug that started his meltdown.

No, Bagua started the meltdown by taking up residence in Sigma's head. Trolls go nuts when someone lives in their head like that.

148 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:01:53pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

No, Bagua started the meltdown by taking up residence in Sigma's head. Trolls go nuts when someone lives in their head like that.

Needs to invest in more tinfoil.

149 Kragar  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:03:21pm

I'm out, later

150 avanti  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:03:31pm

re: #141 brookly red

see my #126...

I did, a we agree, at least somewhat. Gates is getting a lot of flack from moving away from the expensive weapons designed to fight a superpower threat that has diminished toward cheaper systems to fight today's wars. That very cool gun, more drones and better weapons and armor for the grunts are part of the new budget scheme.

151 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:05:36pm

re: #133 darthstar

It is one of those clarifying moments that brings a rare opportunity to take the longer view.

..... ' which is why I am shorting Oxy......//

152 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:05:46pm
153 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:06:09pm

re: #150 avanti

I did, a we agree, at least somewhat. Gates is getting a lot of flack from moving away from the expensive weapons designed to fight a superpower threat that has diminished toward cheaper systems to fight today's wars. That very cool gun, more drones and better weapons and armor for the grunts are part of the new budget scheme.

yup, but we still need air power... this is a game changer on the ground for sure.

154 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:07:00pm
155 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:08:07pm
156 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:08:41pm
157 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:08:51pm
158 [deleted]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:09:02pm
159 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:10:00pm

Something stinks.

As they say.

160 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:11:10pm

re: #159 Gus 802

Something stinks.

As they say.

With a name like that....

161 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:12:06pm

re: #158 ShaunP

What a waste of your first three posts...

name that tune!

162 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:13:12pm

re: #160 Varek Raith

With a name like that...

haha

163 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:14:15pm

re: #159 Gus 802

Something stinks.

As they say.

I smell socks.

164 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:14:32pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

Got the barbeque ready for tonight?

165 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:14:58pm

evening wizards...

anybody notice that some of the side effects of antibiotics are worse than the infection they're meant to cure?

166 avanti  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:08pm

re: #153 brookly red

yup, but we still need air power... this is a game changer on the ground for sure.

No question, but my point is with limited funds, what plane do we need ? Is a 400 million dollar F22 that much better for fighting the Taliban than a few 100 Apaches for example ? I'm not saying we should not have some 21st century aircraft in case the cold war heats up, but I think it's time for some of the redirection Gates wants to more conventional weapons, like that gun.

167 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:10pm

re: #163 Dark_Falcon

And POOF! Away it goes!

168 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:11pm

Heh, blocked.

169 justaminute  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:15pm

Hi! Back from a trip to see my son and it seems I missed all the fun you've been having. I looked back on some of the treads and saw that trolls doing Wingnut standup, stolen twitter followers, I always miss the fun. Wanted to jump in on the Maine thread but here in OKC, but we had some wild weather, tornadoes and baseball sized hail. My husband's car has dimples now. Oh well, more of this same stuff tomorrow.

170 reine.de.tout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:21pm

re: #165 PT Barnum

evening wizards...

anybody notice that some of the side effects of antibiotics are worse than the infection they're meant to cure?

Yep.

Also, a reminder: Don't quote the trolls.

171 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:23pm

re: #163 Dark_Falcon

I smell socks.

Too late! Sock is gone already.

172 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:15:56pm

re: #163 Dark_Falcon

I smell socks.

I'll take sphincters for 500 Alex...

173 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:16:11pm

re: #155 mcwundertosh

And the troll is gone! Three posts and banned by Charles. Good time for a troll roast. I'll have this troll ready to eat in 45 minutes. Dinner's at 7, y'all!

174 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:16:29pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

And the troll is gone! Three posts and banned by Charles. Good time for a troll roast. I'll have this troll ready to eat in 45 minutes. Dinner's at 7, y'all!

This one isn't much more than a snack.

175 Jadespring  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:16:55pm

re: #96 Cannadian Club Akbar

Tonight's dinner: Yellow rice, chicken thighs, broccoli. 1 pot.

Mine was roasted chicken breast in a red wine sauce, mash and mixed veggies.

176 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:17:16pm

re: #170 reine.de.tout

Yep.

Also, a reminder: Don't quote the trolls.

LOL just weawized I cawwed you aww wizards...

177 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:17:32pm

re: #165 PT Barnum
Never take antibiotics without dosing yourself liberally with live-culture-filled yogurt at the same time. They kill the good gut bugs along with the bad bacteria, and leave you open to bad stomach stuff.

178 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:17:40pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

And the troll is gone! Three posts and banned by Charles. Good time for a troll roast. I'll have this troll ready to eat in 45 minutes. Dinner's at 7, y'all!

Meanwhile, the slow meltdown continues downstairs.

179 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:17:59pm

re: #166 avanti

No question, but my point is with limited funds, what plane do we need ? Is a 400 million dollar F22 that much better for fighting the Taliban than a few 100 Apaches for example ? I'm not saying we should not have some 21st century aircraft in case the cold war heats up, but I think it's time for some of the redirection Gates wants to more conventional weapons, like that gun.

some times success is a matter of having the right tool :)

180 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:18:04pm

re: #178 Gus 802

Which thread?

181 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:18:20pm

re: #177 tradewind

Never take antibiotics without dosing yourself liberally with live-culture-filled yogurt at the same time. They kill the good gut bugs along with the bad bacteria, and leave you open to bad stomach stuff.

thanks for that. I'm going to eat some extra yogurt.

182 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:18:37pm

re: #180 Floral Giraffe

Which thread?

Next one down.

BRB...

183 Neutral President  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:18:51pm

I step out for 5 minutes and that's when the douche-nozzle sockpuppets come out to play. I'll post what I would have said anyway to that guy: "You just hung a vacancy sign on your ass and Stinky's foot is looking for a room."

184 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:19:34pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

And the troll is gone! Three posts and banned by Charles. Good time for a troll roast. I'll have this troll ready to eat in 45 minutes. Dinner's at 7, y'all!

hows about we smoke it...I've got some really big rolling papers.

Just remember to light the butt end.

185 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:20:04pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon
You'd put that thing in your mouth?//

186 reine.de.tout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:20:42pm

re: #176 PT Barnum

LOL just weawized I cawwed you aww wizards...

heheh.
I didn't even notice that.
I saw what I expected to see, rather than what was there.

187 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:21:18pm

re: #185 tradewind

You'd put that thing in your mouth?//

fish sticks....

188 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:22:23pm

re: #180 Floral Giraffe

Which thread?

Don't go! Don't go! It's getting boringly repetitive.

189 Neutral President  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:22:34pm

re: #166 avanti

No question, but my point is with limited funds, what plane do we need ? Is a 400 million dollar F22 that much better for fighting the Taliban than a few 100 Apaches for example ? I'm not saying we should not have some 21st century aircraft in case the cold war heats up, but I think it's time for some of the redirection Gates wants to more conventional weapons, like that gun.

The "cold war heating up" is only part of the reason for such a thing. Russia and China aren't canceling their cutting edge tech aircraft programs, and they have this nasty habit of building tons of weapons and selling them to anyone and everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more AK-47s than people in some developing countries.

190 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:22:35pm

re: #187 brookly red

fish sticks...

Good one, Kanye.

/South Park reference

191 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:22:42pm

re: #186 reine.de.tout

heheh.
I didn't even notice that.
I saw what I expected to see, rather than what was there.

My son was watching a show on TV and one of the characters had trouble with his Ls. subconsciously made its way to my keyboard.

192 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:22:55pm

re: #187 brookly red

fish sticks...

Mon Calamari cruisers?!
WHERE

193 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:23:16pm

re: #181 PT Barnum
Nowdays the broad spectrum antibiotics are causing some problems with a condition called C.dif for short.... it's a stomach /digestive system infection that is usually caused by the antibiotic-wipeout syndrome. If you get really weak with bad tummy stuff, see your doc right away... it's a fungal thing that needs special meds to clean up. But if you load up with the yogurt or probiotic pills it usually doesn't hit.

194 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:24:36pm

re: #192 Varek Raith

Mon Calamari cruisers?!
WHERE

Oh noz not teh food again!

Warning: Little Green Footballs may cause obesity.

//

195 avanti  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:25:02pm

re: #179 brookly red

some times success is a matter of having the right tool :)

I'm glad to see how fast we respond to new threats. More than a few bad guys are not going to like being in the sites of that new gun. It's cool on several levels, it's relatively cheap, and kills the bad guys with less collateral risk than a bomb, missile or mortar round. One round though a windshield would probably do the job without hurting those nearby for example.

196 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:25:27pm

re: #194 Gus 802
It's not teh food, it's teh couch-i-ness.

197 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:25:40pm

re: #188 Stanley Sea

Don't go! Don't go! It's getting boringly repetitive.

Yeah, but we're still waiting to find out if he has an IQ of 167.

198 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:26:15pm

re: #195 avanti

I'm glad to see how fast we respond to new threats. More than a few bad guys are not going to like being in the sites of that new gun. It's cool on several levels, it's relatively cheap, and kills the bad guys with less collateral risk than a bomb, missile or mortar round. One round though a windshield would probably do the job without hurting those nearby for example.

dats how we do it in Brooklyn...

199 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:27:48pm

re: #194 Gus 802

Oh noz not teh food again!

Warning: Little Green Footballs may cause obesity.

//

get off yer butt and don't post all day... sheesh

200 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:27:48pm

re: #188 Stanley Sea
Wow. It's past a thousand posts, with a bullet.
And the nazi thang is still being chewed.
You gotta hand it to LV, he's persistent.

201 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:28:33pm

re: #200 tradewind

Wow. It's past a thousand posts, with a bullet.
And the nazi thang is still being chewed.
You gotta hand it to LV, he's persistent.

like a pit bull on a mission...

202 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:29:48pm

re: #198 brookly red

dats how we do it in Brooklyn...

I would've preferred a volley of MS-15 Diamond-Boron Missiles, but I suppose it'll do.

203 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:31:11pm

re: #200 tradewind

Wow. It's past a thousand posts, with a bullet.
And the nazi thang is still being chewed.
You gotta hand it to LV, he's persistent.

Ludwig has moved on. He's still helping to tenderized the troll, though. We're hoping to grill him tonight. If we don't get enough troll, we'll add some burgers and brats to our cookout tonight.

204 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:32:20pm

re: #201 brookly red
Like a pit bull on a mission meth head./
/local reference/

205 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:33:22pm

re: #203 Dark_Falcon
No shortage of brats, evah./

206 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:33:34pm

re: #143 HoosierHoops

Well I would have voted him off the island after the first season..Walking in circles for 40 years is unacceptable.
/

Apparently, partway through year 39, Tzipporah secretly asked for directions from a passing date merchant. Otherwise it would have been decades more of "I know where I'm going! That's not the same oasis, that's a different oasis! We are not going in circles! Look, does God talk to you? OK, then, shuddup!!

207 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:33:44pm

re: #144 Nimed

Are you reading the book too?

I'm considering it.

208 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:36:06pm

re: #204 tradewind

Like a pit bull on a mission meth head./
/local reference/

OT but why are not any professional sports teams name the pit bulls... I mean really would you rather be a cardinal, or a some kind of sox or a pitbull?

209 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:36:16pm

re: #200 tradewind

Wow. It's past a thousand posts, with a bullet.
And the nazi thang is still being chewed.
You gotta hand it to LV, he's persistent.

The Sigma thing is just out of control imo. But they didn't listen to me when I said stop! heh

210 bratwurst  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:37:11pm

re: #205 tradewind

No shortage of brats, evah./

Well having just gotten a job for the first time in 10 months, I am going to be a bit more scarce anyway. ;)

211 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:38:28pm

re: #156 HoosierHoops

Hoops! ... IIRC, you are NOT in Norman yet ... correct?!?!?

/a tornado went thru there

212 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:38:41pm

re: #210 bratwurst

Well having just gotten a job for the first time in 10 months, I am going to be a bit more scarce anyway. ;)

Congratulations on the new job.

213 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:38:48pm

re: #206 SanFranciscoZionist

Apparently, partway through year 39, Tzipporah secretly asked for directions from a passing date merchant. Otherwise it would have been decades more of "I know where I'm going! That's not the same oasis, that's a different oasis! We are not going in circles! Look, does God talk to you? OK, then, shuddup!!

Date merchant? is that a West Coast thing? we still call em pimps in NYC...

214 Cato the Elder  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:39:07pm

Sigma-x is doing his shtick again on the last thread. Flounce level approaching critical.

I wrote a little poem for him.

Someone put some smegma
In the Twitter feed of Sigma.
Sigma sensed something was wrong
And gave us all a little song.

The song became an aria
In which a certain Bagua
Got blamed for x-ing Sigma's friends.
Sigma nearly got the bends.

When Sigma's story's water broke
And all could see it was a joke,
Sigma seethed and whined and spat,
Very like a clawless cat.

The moral of the story is,
When Sigma-x is taking hits
He devolves quickly into fits
While all the Lizards take the pizz.

Copyright © 2010 Cato the Elder

215 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:40:04pm

re: #208 brookly red
I don't know about Brooklyn, but in this part of the country, pit bull is dog whistle (sorry) for minority gang banger/racial stereotype, now tinged with Michael Vick. It'd never make it.
Not that I haven't met some perfectly lovely and gentle pet pit bulls who live with nice people. But they are the exception here. It's very sad.

216 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:40:11pm

re: #208 brookly red

OT but why are not any professional sports teams name the pit bulls... I mean really would you rather be a cardinal, or a some kind of sox or a pitbull?

The St. Louis Leg-humpers? Doesn't sound very tough to me.

217 Gus  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:40:59pm

re: #214 Cato the Elder

Sigma-x is doing his shtick again on the last thread. Flounce level approaching critical.

I wrote a little poem for him.

Soon to reach Butthurt Level: Massive

218 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:41:24pm

re: #214 Cato the Elder

no one has said smegma since like 74....

219 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:41:25pm

re: #211 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Hoops! ... IIRC, you are NOT in Norman yet ... correct?!?!?

/a tornado went thru there

Holy cow! Walter posted a link to a video.. We are moving there this summer..
The Hoopster better man up...Tornado Alley bitch..Man up...
/Hi you!

220 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:41:53pm

Whose

re: #215 tradewind

I don't know about Brooklyn, but in this part of the country, pit bull is dog whistle (sorry) for minority gang banger/racial stereotype, now tinged with Michael Vick. It'd never make it.
Not that I haven't met some perfectly lovely and gentle pet pit bulls who live with nice people. But they are the exception here. It's very sad.

The closest pit bull owner I know is very much a stereotype. (A cop married to a nurse.)

221 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:42:14pm

re: #215 tradewind

I don't know about Brooklyn, but in this part of the country, pit bull is dog whistle (sorry) for minority gang banger/racial stereotype, now tinged with Michael Vick. It'd never make it.
Not that I haven't met some perfectly lovely and gentle pet pit bulls who live with nice people. But they are the exception here. It's very sad.

My nightmare neighbors have a pit bull. It's been running loose all afternoon. I feel really bad for the unsuspecting people out jogging or walking their pets. It's really dangerous.

222 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:42:41pm

re: #216 darthstar
Unfortunately, it is not all that uncommon to see a headline in our local paper ' child mauled by pit bull '....and when you read the story, you almost always find that the dog was chained to some drug dealer's fence post or had escaped from an illegal dog-fighting house.

223 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:43:13pm

The *BAND* ACCEPT? The German metal band? Flying Vs? Balls to the Wall?

Genius :D

224 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:43:52pm

re: #220 EmmmieG

Whose

The closest pit bull owner I know is very much a stereotype. (A cop married to a nurse.)

I teach in the hood, and pits are very common around here for all the traditional stereotypical reasons. But my kids adore their dogs, and will often talk about how unfair they think the perception of the breed it.

225 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:44:00pm

re: #220 EmmmieG
One of the mascot dogs who roams the local feed store where I buy my stuff is a great pit named Gumbeaux..... rescued from Katrina, and a love of a dog. But again, not typical in these parts.

226 justaminute  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:44:28pm

re: #209 Stanley Sea

I don't think Sigma deals that much with people, he seem really delicate feelings. Maybe he is really young. Somethings said on the Internet really shouldn't set someone off that easy.

227 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:44:32pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

My nightmare neighbors have a pit bull. It's been running loose all afternoon. I feel really bad for the unsuspecting people out jogging or walking their pets. It's really dangerous.

call Animal Control...if it were loose in my hood, you'd be feeling sorry for the dog instead

228 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:44:46pm

re: #219 HoosierHoops

Holy cow! Walter posted a link to a video.. We are moving there this summer..
The Hoopster better man up...Tornado Alley bitch..Man up...
/Hi you!

Yeah, June what what I thought, but just wanted to check.

These things come with the territory down here.

Also, when looking for a place to live, get a place with a garage or other sort of covered parking. Hail is ... well ... hell.

229 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:45:03pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

My nightmare neighbors have a pit bull. It's been running loose all afternoon. I feel really bad for the unsuspecting people out jogging or walking their pets. It's really dangerous.

Is it a nasty dog, or just scary looking?

230 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:45:12pm

re: #215 tradewind

I don't know about Brooklyn, but in this part of the country, pit bull is dog whistle (sorry) for minority gang banger/racial stereotype, now tinged with Michael Vick. It'd never make it.
Not that I haven't met some perfectly lovely and gentle pet pit bulls who live with nice people. But they are the exception here. It's very sad.

hey teams are named for tough animals... Bears, Tigers, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, uh no sorry, Falcons etc... why not pit bulls.

231 reine.de.tout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:45:49pm

re: #197 Gus 802

Yeah, but we're still waiting to find out if he has an IQ of 167.

Oh, hell, that's a given, doncha think?

I'm not sure some of the new folks are aware of Charlye Sarte and her 167 IQ and 3-dimensional chess in a 2-dimensional world and the ill effects of testosterone.

232 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:45:57pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout
Don't know where you live, but here it's against the law for dogs to roam off leash.... call animal control if you can't talk sense into the owner.

233 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:46:05pm

re: #222 tradewind

Unfortunately, it is not all that uncommon to see a headline in our local paper ' child mauled by pit bull '...and when you read the story, you almost always find that the dog was chained to some drug dealer's fence post or had escaped from an illegal dog-fighting house.

I read a great article about a woman who was teaching a deaf pit bull to respond to commands in sign language.

Apparently the dog was confiscated in a drug raid. The dealer's uncle came to pick up his nephew's stuff, but brought the puppy back because it was 'stupid'. He didn't realize it was deaf, just saw that it couldn't learn verbal commands. Apparently dogs don't lip read well.

Given that his nephew was the one dealing, you'd think he'd be careful about calling a perfectly nice disabled pit bull stupid.

234 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:46:21pm

re: #230 brookly red

hey teams are named for tough animals... Bears, Tigers, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, uh no sorry, Falcons etc... why not pit bulls.

still pissed at me I see

235 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:47:25pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

My nightmare neighbors have a pit bull. It's been running loose all afternoon. I feel really bad for the unsuspecting people out jogging or walking their pets. It's really dangerous.

Get an appropriate pet of your own. Don't take it lion down.

236 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:47:41pm

re: #230 brookly red
I tell ya, name a team after pit bulls and you'd have Al Sharpton here faster than you could say Arizona.

237 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:47:41pm

re: #228 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Yeah, June what what I thought, but just wanted to check.

These things come with the territory down here.

Also, when looking for a place to live, get a place with a garage or other sort of covered parking. Hail is ... well ... hell.

Oh great point! I forgot about the hail..The car needs protection...I don't want my car to look like a golf ball!

238 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:49:04pm

re: #227 albusteve

call Animal Control...if it were loose in my hood, you'd be feeling sorry for the dog instead

Nah, I can't get involved. They are truly nightmare neighbors. About 10-12 years ago I asked her to keep her dogs in her yard or on a leash and she's been obsessively hating me ever since. She's been telling her grandchildren that I've been killing and/or torturing their pets. The little boy is about 8 now. He stands in front of my house and just silently glares at me. I want nothing to do with these people.

239 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:49:14pm

re: #233 SanFranciscoZionist
That's pretty common, unfortunately.... usually there is no thought put into breeding them and the predominately white ones are almost always deaf.

240 Varek Raith  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:49:25pm

re: #237 HoosierHoops

Oh great point! I forgot about the hail..The car needs protection...I don't want my car to look like a golf ball!

But...Mythbusters showed that you'll get better gas mileage!

241 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:49:27pm

re: #234 albusteve

still pissed at me I see

nawww just keeping it real ;)

242 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:50:01pm

re: #236 tradewind

I tell ya, name a team after pit bulls and you'd have Al Sharpton here faster than you could say Arizona.

and? so what

243 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:50:02pm

re: #229 Dark_Falcon

Is it a nasty dog, or just scary looking?

It's not overtly nasty but it has had a few very scary incidents with neighborhood kids and pets but nothing serious has happened yet.

244 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:50:50pm

re: #238 Killgore Trout
A pit bull that roams the neighborhood almost certainly has no training or discipline and is a definite danger to the community.
These are alpha dogs that need firm owners who love and train them. If one is roaming, it is like a loaded gun.

245 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:50:57pm

re: #238 Killgore Trout

Nah, I can't get involved. They are truly nightmare neighbors. About 10-12 years ago I asked her to keep her dogs in her yard or on a leash and she's been obsessively hating me ever since. She's been telling her grandchildren that I've been killing and/or torturing their pets. The little boy is about 8 now. He stands in front of my house and just silently glares at me. I want nothing to do with these people.

gadzooks!....maybe he has the Shining
what freaks

246 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:51:07pm

re: #230 brookly red

hey teams are named for tough animals... Bears, Tigers, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, uh no sorry, Falcons etc... why not pit bulls.

Too much bad press. When was the last time you saw a news item about a Ram or a Bronco mauling a 3 year old?

247 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:51:12pm

re: #229 Dark_Falcon

Is it a nasty dog, or just scary looking?

/if he wants to hump you leg you will let him...

248 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:51:17pm

re: #243 Killgore Trout
Oh, that does it. Someone please call before a child is hurt or worse.
Just saying.

249 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:52:43pm

re: #245 albusteve

gadzooks!...maybe he has the Shining
what freaks

Kid in Portland...Hmmm...

Children of the Huckleberry?

Children of the Volcano?

Children of the Orchard?

Nothing spooky coming to mind.

250 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:52:45pm

re: #242 brookly red
I can feel that tug on my leg./
I wouldn't care, but it would be a waste of taxpayer dollars to follow him around with security all day.//

251 justaminute  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:53:32pm

re: #237 HoosierHoops

Oh great point! I forgot about the hail..The car needs protection...I don't want my car to look like a golf ball!

Hi, when do you think your going to get to Norman? All the bad stuff is usually over by June. May is always the worst month. You can probably get an apartment with a garage. You always have time to take cover. Just make sure your car has insurance. Car insurance rates are high in OK because of our weather. It's pretty exiting at the time of the storms.

252 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:53:39pm

Later.

253 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:53:57pm

re: #239 tradewind

That's pretty common, unfortunately... usually there is no thought put into breeding them and the predominately white ones are almost always deaf.

This one learned to respond to almost fifty words in American Sign, and was still going.

254 goddamnedfrank  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:54:40pm

re: #233 SanFranciscoZionist

I read a great article about a woman who was teaching a deaf pit bull to respond to commands in sign language.

Apparently the dog was confiscated in a drug raid. The dealer's uncle came to pick up his nephew's stuff, but brought the puppy back because it was 'stupid'. He didn't realize it was deaf, just saw that it couldn't learn verbal commands. Apparently dogs don't lip read well.

Given that his nephew was the one dealing, you'd think he'd be careful about calling a perfectly nice disabled pit bull stupid.

Dogs, even the normal hearing variety, often respond better to visual commands anyway. With my dog Penny who recently passed I tried to always accompany any verbal commands with a hand gesture. It pays off over distances when I didn't have to yell, just a whistle and a hand gesture would usually get her to do what I wanted.

Of course the method has its limitations, she got skunked twice at night, and that kind of sucked.

255 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:55:44pm

re: #250 tradewind

I can feel that tug on my leg./
I wouldn't care, but it would be a waste of taxpayer dollars to follow him around with security all day.//

good grief...just kill the damned thing if there is an incident

256 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:55:46pm

re: #246 EmmmieG

Too much bad press. When was the last time you saw a news item about a Ram or a Bronco mauling a 3 year old?

Or a dolphin for heaven's sake.

257 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:55:53pm

re: #240 Varek Raith

But...Mythbusters showed that you'll get better gas mileage!

LOL
I have Nationwide insurance And I'm wondering when I transfer will it go up? 'Well we lose a lot of cars flying around with the cows in Tornados here'
How much?
Alot
Crap!

258 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:56:25pm

re: #254 goddamnedfrank
It's always good to teach them hand signals, because hopefully they will grow old, and older dogs almost always start to lose their hearing to a degree.

259 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:56:34pm

re: #256 Stanley Sea

Or a dolphin for heaven's sake.

That dolphin was staring funny at me.

260 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:57:11pm

re: #259 EmmmieG

That dolphin was staring funny at me.

getting a radar lock on your leg

261 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:57:16pm

re: #256 Stanley Sea
You do know that dolphins are just gay sharks?/**
** heather

262 Vicious Babushka  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:58:06pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

My nightmare neighbors have a pit bull. It's been running loose all afternoon. I feel really bad for the unsuspecting people out jogging or walking their pets. It's really dangerous.

I had neighbors like that, their pit bulls attacked the neighbor on the other side. She sued the living crap out of them, and one day they loaded all their stuff in a U-Haul, took the doggies with them and got the hell out of Dodge.

263 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:58:06pm

re: #245 albusteve

Yeah, the little boy is becoming increasingly disturbing. Hopefully there won't be any incidents as he gets older and starts getting ideas but it is a concern of mine.

264 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:58:31pm

re: #257 HoosierHoops
OTOH, depending upon where you left, the lower crime rate may even things out.

265 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:58:33pm

re: #256 Stanley Sea

Or a dolphin for heaven's sake.

Oh great, who want's seasons tickets to the Hamsters home games? You wouldn't want to miss the season opener against the Doves...

266 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:59:33pm

re: #262 Alouette

I had neighbors like that, their pit bulls attacked the neighbor on the other side. She sued the living crap out of them, and one day they loaded all their stuff in a U-Haul, took the doggies with them and got the hell out of Dodge.

I would hate to wish someone gets hurt but I'd be pretty relieved if they moved away.

267 Vicious Babushka  Mon, May 10, 2010 4:59:54pm

re: #230 brookly red

hey teams are named for tough animals... Bears, Tigers, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, uh no sorry, Falcons etc... why not pit bulls.

Our team is the Pits!

(don't think it makes a good cheer, except for the opponents)

268 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:00:24pm

re: #265 brookly red

Oh great, who want's seasons tickets to the Hamsters home games? You wouldn't want to miss the season opener against the Doves...

The Lemmings vs. the Naked Mole Rats.

Actually, I think the Black Widows would be a succesful name for a women's team.

269 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:01:07pm

re: #262 Alouette
The latin teacher at my old school was attacked and killed by two pit bulls in her neighborhood. Gruesome beyond belief. She was almost six feet tall, and not a lightweight. It's not only children who are in danger.

270 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:01:13pm

re: #265 brookly red

Oh great, who want's seasons tickets to the Hamsters home games? You wouldn't want to miss the season opener against the Doves...

"Ferrets defeat Gerbils in overtime!"

271 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:01:32pm

re: #265 brookly red

Oh great, who want's seasons tickets to the Hamsters home games? You wouldn't want to miss the season opener against the Doves...

A high school in Georgia is named for Sidney Lanier. Our HS gets its butt kicked by the "Poets" every year. Biggest suckers south of Ft. Bragg.

272 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:01:45pm

re: #267 Alouette
Yeah, think of the limitless possibilities for mocking rhymes....

273 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:02:33pm

re: #268 EmmmieG

The Lemmings vs. the Naked Mole Rats.

Actually, I think the Black Widows would be a succesful name for a women's team.

I was surprised the other day I met a Japanese girl who played in the NY Women's Rugby League... who would have ever thought?

274 Daniel Ballard  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:02:34pm

Okay folks I think I got a great LA subway story. I know NY subways get pretty wild, but check this out. A homeless man with his shopping cart all piled with luggage and a cage gets on. While underway his cage and luggage fall off the cart, and the cage opens up. Out comes a snake!

The flustered guy scrambles, gets his agitated snake back in the cage and gathers his stuff. But wait there's more. Heh. At the Universal station he gets off the train but his stuff all falls over again. He pushes his cart out the door, steps back into the train to grab his stuff. But the door closes and the train pulls out leaving the cart behind and the frantic homeless guy running back in the train car.

Geez. Homeless snakes on a train. Only in Los Angeles.

True story.

275 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:02:35pm

re: #271 Decatur Deb
Biggest HS in Montgomery, AL.
Or was.

276 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:02:43pm

re: #269 tradewind

The latin teacher at my old school was attacked and killed by two pit bulls in her neighborhood. Gruesome beyond belief. She was almost six feet tall, and not a lightweight. It's not only children who are in danger.

you do not defend yourself in that case....you attack

277 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:03:30pm

re: #251 justaminute

Hi, when do you think your going to get to Norman? All the bad stuff is usually over by June. May is always the worst month. You can probably get an apartment with a garage. You always have time to take cover. Just make sure your car has insurance. Car insurance rates are high in OK because of our weather. It's pretty exiting at the time of the storms.

Well if you are a local You'll know about the State paying for our Company to build a big project there in Norman...It is very forward looking ways to create 21st century commerce..A town offers tax credits..The state puts up the front money and even Oklahoma can bring in one of the biggest Corporations in the world to set up shop and hire people...When it comes to spending tax money this is a win win for everybody...So I'm going there to admin the Network...I love my job..Fuck tornado alley
*wink*

278 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:03:51pm

re: #267 Alouette

Our team is the Pits!

(don't think it makes a good cheer, except for the opponents)

oh ferchristsake not even in Pittsburgh?

279 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:03:58pm

re: #270 albusteve
Waiting for some team to have their nickname forcibly removed and replaced with the PeeCees.

280 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:05:00pm

re: #275 tradewind

Biggest HS in Montgomery, AL.
Or was.

Right about Montgomery--I put Lake Lanier in the wrong state.

281 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:05:33pm

re: #274 Rightwingconspirator

Okay folks I think I got a great LA subway story. I know NY subways get pretty wild, but check this out. A homeless man with his shopping cart all piled with luggage and a cage gets on. While underway his cage and luggage fall off the cart, and the cage opens up. Out comes a snake!

The flustered guy scrambles, gets his agitated snake back in the cage and gathers his stuff. But wait there's more. Heh. At the Universal station he gets off the train but his stuff all falls over again. He pushes his cart out the door, steps back into the train to grab his stuff. But the door closes and the train pulls out leaving the cart behind and the frantic homeless guy running back in the train car.

Geez. Homeless snakes on a train. Only in Los Angeles.

True story.

Those stories make it all worth while!!!

282 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:05:37pm

re: #207 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm considering it.

Great. You should give Games of Thrones a try - if you don't like it, you can confidently put away the rest fantasy genre without wondering whether you're missing anything.

It reads very much like an historical novel, very light on silliness. Don't think LOTR - think Robert Greaves with multiple narrators.

283 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:06:13pm

re: #276 albusteve
The dogs were euthanized and the owners arrested, but still.... she was dead.
Actually, here if you have a pit bull or rottweiler, maybe one or two other breeds, your homeowners' insurance is either prohibitively high or they cancel it.

284 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:06:30pm

re: #282 Nimed

Great. You should give Games of Thrones a try - if you don't like it, you can confidently put away the rest fantasy genre without wondering whether you're missing anything.

It reads very much like an historical novel, very light on silliness. Don't think LOTR - think Robert Greaves with multiple narrators.

And by Robert Graves. PIMF.

285 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:07:10pm

re: #277 HoosierHoops

Well if you are a local You'll know about the State paying for our Company to build a big project there in Norman...It is very forward looking ways to create 21st century commerce..A town offers tax credits..The state puts up the front money and even Oklahoma can bring in one of the biggest Corporations in the world to set up shop and hire people...When it comes to spending tax money this is a win win for everybody...So I'm going there to admin the Network...I love my job..Fuck tornado alley
*wink*

say what you want, OKC is a pretty decent place...had breakfast there yesterday

286 Cato the Elder  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:07:20pm

re: #284 Nimed

And by Robert Graves. PIMF.

Robert Graves wearing greaves.

287 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:08:12pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

And the troll is gone! Three posts and banned by Charles. Good time for a troll roast. I'll have this troll ready to eat in 45 minutes. Dinner's at 7, y'all!

Yay! It's 7:01, and I've brought a pony keg of Shiner and Stubb's BBQ sauce. Let's eat!

288 freetoken  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:08:17pm

The wingnuts, for whom I have little time these days and so haven't been keeping up on their hate-fest, just can't get over the race thing.

The following comment, from HotWingNuts, on their thread about John McCain:

McCains wifes politics opened my eyes to John three years ago. Jeb Bush marries a latina and tries to maintain impartiality too. Same crop of oppurtunists taking advantage of the situation. These guys are weak very weak!

sonnyspats1 on May 10, 2010 at 5:00 PM

Jeb Bush marries a latina... good lord, BROWN PEOPLE!

289 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:08:58pm

re: #288 freetoken

Maybe she promised not to use the pool.

290 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:09:27pm

re: #274 Rightwingconspirator
Wow... and I thought putting up with cages of roosters in coach from JFK-SJU was bad. That tops it.......

291 Daniel Ballard  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:09:58pm

re: #281 Stanley Sea

An interesting ride home tonight.

292 brookly red  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:10:06pm

re: #283 tradewind

The dogs were euthanized and the owners arrested, but still... she was dead.
Actually, here if you have a pit bull or rottweiler, maybe one or two other breeds, your homeowners' insurance is either prohibitively high or they cancel it.

I had a pit bull for almost 15 years... the only time she ever bit a human was the the guy who tried to drag my nextdoor neighbor into his van...

293 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:10:19pm

re: #291 Rightwingconspirator

An interesting ride home tonight.

Did anyone scream?

294 Daniel Ballard  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:10:57pm

re: #293 Stanley Sea

No but a couple ladies sure pulled up their feet.

295 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:11:05pm

re: #283 tradewind

The dogs were euthanized and the owners arrested, but still... she was dead.
Actually, here if you have a pit bull or rottweiler, maybe one or two other breeds, your homeowners' insurance is either prohibitively high or they cancel it.

I understand and don't mean to sound callous, but a dog attack is another way to get yourself dead....I don't take any of that stuff lightly....fighting off two pits, in the open with no weapon or cover would be a nightmare....I have been around many aggressive dogs but they don't bother me...they know what I'm thinking

296 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:11:35pm

Night ya'll.
Don't stuff yourselves at the troll roast , you'll be up all night....

297 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:12:10pm

re: #285 albusteve

say what you want, OKC is a pretty decent place...had breakfast there yesterday

Hi Steve...I look forward to meeting you later this year..I'll drive over or something..We can do lunch...I'm looking forward to the new southern scene..
Thunder Basketball..Cowboy Football...And of course..A chance to tailgate at an LSU game...That's worth at least 2 days vacation..
Regards Steve-o

298 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:12:16pm

re: #288 freetoken

The wingnuts, for whom I have little time these days and so haven't been keeping up on their hate-fest, just can't get over the race thing.

The following comment, from HotWingNuts, on their thread about John McCain:

Jeb Bush marries a latina... good lord, BROWN PEOPLE!

And... and.. miscegenation!

299 tradewind  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:12:37pm

re: #292 brookly red
The only pit bulls I know personally are sweethearts.
They're just not the rule down here.

300 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:13:36pm

what's meaner than a pit bull with aids?
The guy who gave it to him

301 Nervous Norvous  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:15:12pm

re: #299 tradewind

The only pit bulls I know personally are sweethearts.
They're just not the rule down here.

big dogs are usually sweethearts if trained right. It's those little yappy bastards you have to watch out for.

We have a Lhaso Apso which is Tibetan for pain in the ass.

302 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:16:30pm

re: #301 PT Barnum

big dogs are usually sweethearts if trained right. It's those little yappy bastards you have to watch out for.

We have a Lhaso Apso which is Tibetan for pain in the ass.

Ain't that the truth.

303 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:16:35pm

re: #294 Rightwingconspirator

No but a couple ladies sure pulled up their feet.

Oh to have your camera handy! Next time.

304 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:17:16pm

re: #297 HoosierHoops

Hi Steve...I look forward to meeting you later this year..I'll drive over or something..We can do lunch...I'm looking forward to the new southern scene..
Thunder Basketball..Cowboy Football...And of course..A chance to tailgate at an LSU game...That's worth at least 2 days vacation..
Regards Steve-o

south and west is where it's at bro...from the Metroplex to San Antonio people are just sports crazy....due south of you...it's unreal
Hook Em Horns!

305 Daniel Ballard  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:17:25pm

re: #303 Stanley Sea

So true!!

306 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:18:03pm

re: #287 austin_blue

Yay! It's 7:01, and I've brought a pony keg of Shiner and Stubb's BBQ sauce. Let's eat!

Sorry about the delay, I was trying to induce the troll downstairs to flounce. The troll roast is on the left, and the burgers and brats are on the right. We've got all the condiments in the center. Dig in gang!

307 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:20:22pm

Uh-oh...looks like Meg's millions aren't buying the nomination as easily as she thought they were...


As Early Voting in California Begins, Poizner Ups the Bid Against Whitman for GOP Governor Nomination: In a Republican primary for California Governor today, 05/10/10, 1 month until votes are counted, former eBay CEO Meg Whitman is losing ground to state Insurance Commissioner Steve Poizner, according to SurveyUSA's latest tracking poll, conducted exclusively for KABC-TV Los Angeles, KPIX-TV San Francisco, KGTV-TV San Diego, and KFSN-TV Fresno. Whitman gets 39% today, Poizner 37%. Compared to an identical SurveyUSA poll released 18 days ago, Poizner is up 10 points; Whitman is down 10 points. 6 other candidates on the ballot remain in single digits. Among men, Whitman had led by 23 points, now trails by 4, a swing of 27 points to Poizner. Among voters age 18 to 49, Whitman had led by 19, now trails by 8, a swing of 27 points to Poizner. Poizner leads by double digits in the Central Valley; Whitman leads by double digits in the Bay Area, Northern Coast, and Inland Empire. The contest is volatile: additional swings are possible.


Could it be Meg's resemblance to this lovely lady?

Meg

308 justaminute  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:20:26pm

re: #277 HoosierHoops

Well if you are a local You'll know about the State paying for our Company to build a big project there in Norman...It is very forward looking ways to create 21st century commerce..A town offers tax credits..The state puts up the front money and even Oklahoma can bring in one of the biggest Corporations in the world to set up shop and hire people...When it comes to spending tax money this is a win win for everybody...So I'm going there to admin the Network...I love my job..Fuck tornado alley
*wink*

Be glad your not here now, on TV their saying Norman has a lot of damage. Where are you building? I know you said before that it was across the street from OU. A friend of my husband left his shop because he we renting and he lost his lease because they are going to build something new there. But we thought OU was building something new.

309 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:20:58pm

re: #277 HoosierHoops

I wonder if you need extra back up or surge protection kind of stuff in Tornado Alley? *waves*

310 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:21:26pm

re: #304 albusteve

south and west is where it's at bro...from the Metroplex to San Antonio people are just sports crazy...due south of you...it's unreal
Hook Em Horns!

A_B spontaneously bursts into son:

"The Eyes of Texas are upon you..."

311 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:22:00pm

re: #304 albusteve

south and west is where it's at bro...from the Metroplex to San Antonio people are just sports crazy...due south of you...it's unreal
Hook Em Horns!

It's pretty exciting really..I'm planning on being a huge OU fan...

312 Mad Al-Jaffee  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:23:07pm
313 darthstar  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:23:18pm

re: #311 HoosierHoops

It's pretty exciting really..I'm planning on being a huge OU fan...

Go Ducks!

314 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:23:50pm

re: #308 justaminute

Be glad your not here now, on TV their saying Norman has a lot of damage. Where are you building? I know you said before that it was across the street from OU. A friend of my husband left his shop because he we renting and he lost his lease because they are going to build something new there. But we thought OU was building something new.

Holy shit! That is one Big Wedge!

[Link: edition.cnn.com...]

Check out pic #2.

315 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:24:21pm

re: #312 Mad Al-Jaffee

No joy on the pic, Al.

316 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:24:57pm

re: #312 Mad Al-Jaffee

Never Mind....

317 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:25:14pm

re: #308 justaminute

Be glad your not here now, on TV their saying Norman has a lot of damage. Where are you building? I know you said before that it was across the street from OU. A friend of my husband left his shop because he we renting and he lost his lease because they are going to build something new there. But we thought OU was building something new.

Hey you...I'll be there soon enough..Would you mind emailing the cookbook?
Reine will hook us up...I have links for construction status..
Regards

318 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:26:12pm

re: #315 Decatur Deb

No joy on the pic, Al.

Under the headline. Three pics available. The Big Fuckin' Wedge is #2.

319 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:26:12pm

re: #310 austin_blue

A_B spontaneously bursts into son:

"The Eyes of Texas are upon you..."

Austin is a great town....that big ass stadium right there looming over the city....no shit...and I have a friend right downtown in an older hood, loaded with a bed and plenty of Texas hospitality waiting for me...I get over there every year

320 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:26:56pm

re: #309 Floral Giraffe

I wonder if you need extra back up or surge protection kind of stuff in Tornado Alley? *waves*

*waves* How is everything with you my dear?

321 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:28:27pm

re: #319 albusteve

Austin is a great town...that big ass stadium right there looming over the city...no shit...and I have a friend right downtown in an older hood, loaded with a bed and plenty of Texas hospitality waiting for me...I get over there every year

SWMBO and I have the same deal. Finished out two car garage with a full bathroom and an AC. Doubles as her studio space and guest house. We are literally two blocks of Barton Springs Road. City mice...

322 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:28:44pm

re: #318 austin_blue

Under the headline. Three pics available. The Big Fuckin' Wedge is #2.

Uh-Uh. Nothing under my headline but NC on a swing. Might be an OS effect.

323 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:30:48pm

re: #322 Decatur Deb

Uh-Uh. Nothing under my headline but NC on a swing. Might be an OS effect.

Hmm...I'm using Safari w/ Mac 10.4.11.

Can anybody else see it? Is it a regional thing?

324 justaminute  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:31:55pm

re: #314 austin_blue

Holy shit! That is one Big Wedge!

[Link: edition.cnn.com...]

Check out pic #2.

There was a lot of storm today, but nothing like the May 3,1999. Lost my house. But I grew up here and you pay attention to the news and the weather around here. We also have the severe storm advisory service in Norman and we usually know about 8 or 9 hours before.

325 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:32:05pm

re: #321 austin_blue

SWMBO and I have the same deal. Finished out two car garage with a full bathroom and an AC. Doubles as her studio space and guest house. We are literally two blocks of Barton Springs Road. City mice...

Get a cat if you have trouble with mice. ;)

326 goddamnedfrank  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:34:13pm

re: #292 brookly red

I had a pit bull for almost 15 years... the only time she ever bit a human was the the guy who tried to drag my nextdoor neighbor into his van...

Pit bulls are one of the most awesome, incredibly affectionate, loyal, tough and tenacious breeds imaginable. I know other breeds of dogs are great too, but I don't know another one that can get shot three times, still fend off an attack on family, and live.

Best quote:

"The vet said if it wasn't for his hard head he wouldn't be here," Trawick said. "He's got a hard head."

327 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:36:39pm

re: #325 Dark_Falcon

Get a cat if you have trouble with mice. ;)

You know, I've got one, but she is in her dottage and just looks at birds and critters like "Whatever.." As long as she gets wet food every morning, all's right with her world.

328 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:36:43pm

re: #313 darthstar

Go Ducks!


Dang you!
/

329 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:36:55pm

I finally polished off the remaining episodes of the Office (UK version) today. The finale was really well done. Without all the American cliches it is a surprise how it finishes off.

330 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:38:39pm

re: #321 austin_blue

SWMBO and I have the same deal. Finished out two car garage with a full bathroom and an AC. Doubles as her studio space and guest house. We are literally two blocks of Barton Springs Road. City mice...

a decent lifestyle....city slicking is okay, depending on the city...ABQ embraced me like a wayward son...nothing special here except the vibe and I love it here...but my annual forays into Texas are always a treat....we see Texas as a rich, stupid/goofy cousin and if by chance I had to leave my beloved New Mexico, I'd head straight for Texas

331 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:39:09pm

re: #323 austin_blue

Hmm...I'm using Safari w/ Mac 10.4.11.

Can anybody else see it? Is it a regional thing?

It was a photo of a big ass tornado. And I mean big. Was it CNN? Go there to see.

332 Mad Al-Jaffee  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:43:17pm

re: #330 albusteve

Do you watch Breaking Bad? It takes place in ABQ and I think it's filmed on location.

333 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:43:55pm

re: #329 Killgore Trout

I finally polished off the remaining episodes of the Office (UK version) today. The finale was really well done. Without all the American cliches it is a surprise how it finishes off.

Ah, but did you see the Christmas Special episodes?

334 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:44:00pm

re: #323 austin_blue

Hmm...I'm using Safari w/ Mac 10.4.11.

Can anybody else see it? Is it a regional thing?

We were talking past each other. It was Mad Al's Onion article that took a long time to load. (Still don't see anything but the storm video under the CNN headline.)

335 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:45:38pm

re: #332 Mad Al-Jaffee

Do you watch Breaking Bad? It takes place in ABQ and I think it's filmed on location.

never heard of it....they film a ton of stuff down here tho...making movies in NM is older than Hollywood

336 jamesfirecat  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:45:50pm

Hey is there anyone else here who is interested in starting up an "Outrageous outrage Mark 2, the outragenoning" thread to talk about the recent developments in the kids wearing American flags mess (not to mention coral the sleepers who keep coming back to that thread) or should we just let sleeping dogs lie?

337 Mad Al-Jaffee  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:46:44pm

re: #335 albusteve

never heard of it...they film a ton of stuff down here tho...making movies in NM is older than Hollywood

Great show, probably the best drama on tv now. It's as good as The Sopranos. Get season on from Netflix and start watching!

338 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:47:37pm

re: #336 jamesfirecat

Hey is there anyone else here who is interested in starting up an "Outrageous outrage Mark 2, the outragenoning" thread to talk about the recent developments in the kids wearing American flags mess (not to mention coral the sleepers who keep coming back to that thread) or should we just let sleeping dogs lie?

I'm pretty underwhelmed...it's just another big no-whoop

339 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:49:06pm

And after dropping over 250 karma in a single day, Sigma_X has been booted. I''ve got him in the fryer so we'll get a second course of fried troll.

340 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:50:45pm

re: #337 Mad Al-Jaffee

Great show, probably the best drama on tv now. It's as good as The Sopranos. Get season on from Netflix and start watching!

not a TV guy...but I own one for football games...
I read a lot....just finished Delta Blues by Ted Gioia...
more, more!

341 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:53:16pm

re: #333 Nimed

Ah, but did you see the Christmas Special episodes?

Yeah, I've been rationing them and finally broke down to watch the Christmas episodes today. Very well done.

342 Mad Al-Jaffee  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:53:47pm

re: #340 albusteve

I haven't read that one. I recently read Narcocorrido by Elijah Wald, because of a narcocorrido video that was on an episode of Breaking Bad.

343 Aceofwhat?  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:53:50pm

re: #306 Dark_Falcon

Sorry about the delay, I was trying to induce the troll downstairs to flounce. The troll roast is on the left, and the burgers and brats are on the right. We've got all the condiments in the center. Dig in gang!

i brought gin...

344 Aceofwhat?  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:55:28pm

re: #313 darthstar

Go Ducks!

heh. bye-bye, Masoli!

345 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:56:20pm

re: #342 Mad Al-Jaffee

I haven't read that one. I recently read Narcocorrido by Elijah Wald, because of a narcocorrido video that was on an episode of Breaking Bad.

I don't play the blues, but I listen and read....what's Breaking Bad about?

346 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:56:34pm

re: #339 Dark_Falcon

And after dropping over 250 karma in a single day, Sigma_X has been booted. I''ve got him in the fryer so we'll get a second course of fried troll.

What was the last straw? He went after Walter something fierce yesterday. Without actually quoting him of course.

347 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:58:26pm

re: #345 albusteve

I don't play the blues, but I listen and read...what's Breaking Bad about?

Breaking bad is a very good show. It's about a chemistry teacher who's dying of cancer and starts cooking meth to leave money for his family. Very edgy and rather dark but very good.

348 Digital Display  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:58:51pm

re: #313 darthstar

Go Ducks!

-Good Will Hunting
It's not your fault Darthstar
* one step forward*
Don;t mess with me Shawn
It's not your fault
*one step forward*
Don't fucking mess with me Shawn
It's not your fault
*one step forward*
It's not your fault
Darthstar lunges at Robin Williams
[It's at this point everybody knows that Matt was laughing for like 20 outtakes of this scene]
It's not your fault
/Would you just shut the F*cking up?
It's not your fault..
/The tears were left over from the 20 out takes..Please just Shut up..I'm really crying here!
It's not your fault!

349 austin_blue  Mon, May 10, 2010 5:59:16pm

re: #345 albusteve

I don't play the blues, but I listen and read...what's Breaking Bad about?

A high school science teacher who get cancer and discovers that cooking Meth is a good way to pay for his capped medical expenses. Weird as shit concept, brilliantly acted and written. The lead is the father from "Malcolm in the Middle".

It really is tremendous.

350 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:00:23pm

re: #346 austin_blue

What was the last straw? He went after Walter something fierce yesterday. Without actually quoting him of course.

There was no real last straw per se. Rather, it was his being a severely disruptive and insulting poster.

351 Stanghazi  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:01:45pm

re: #347 Killgore Trout

Breaking bad is a very good show. It's about a chemistry teacher who's dying of cancer and starts cooking meth to leave money for his family. Very edgy and rather dark but very good.

And since he's a chemist, he cooks stuff that puts everyone (kinda) out of business.

352 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:05:42pm

re: #347 Killgore Trout

re: #349 austin_blue

I'm probably missing out....the meth thing is very close to home...lots of cookers out here and it's become a severe problem with the Pueblo, as if they don't have enough problems....it's heart wrenching

353 albusteve  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:07:22pm

re: #350 Dark_Falcon

There was no real last straw per se. Rather, it was his being a severely disruptive and insulting poster.

I'm still here...go figure
and Walter can take a punch better than most

354 Nimed  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:14:09pm

re: #341 Killgore Trout

Yeah, I've been rationing them and finally broke down to watch the Christmas episodes today. Very well done.

The Secret Santa thing was surprisingly emotional for me.

Oh Dawn, you finally understand. Buuaaahhhh...

355 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 10, 2010 6:43:23pm

re: #354 Nimed

It got to me too and I usually hate that sort of stuff.

356 Bagua  Mon, May 10, 2010 8:03:36pm

re: #33 Nimed

"Turkish Twitter user"? I heard from a credible source that Bagua is responsible for the whole thing. Didn't know Bagua was Turkish.

Kahretsin, ben tespit edilmiştir dikişler!

357 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 8:37:48pm

re: #288 freetoken

The wingnuts, for whom I have little time these days and so haven't been keeping up on their hate-fest, just can't get over the race thing.

The following comment, from HotWingNuts, on their thread about John McCain:

Jeb Bush marries a latina... good lord, BROWN PEOPLE!

Well, that's...disgusting.

358 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 10, 2010 8:38:13pm

re: #292 brookly red

I had a pit bull for almost 15 years... the only time she ever bit a human was the the guy who tried to drag my nextdoor neighbor into his van...

They're extremely protective.

359 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, May 11, 2010 1:57:18am

A dude in Turkey, also an "Accept" fan, stumbled upon a Twitter exploit...

"Check it out. It's Krokus coming to kick their ass."

360 Sacred Plants  Tue, May 11, 2010 4:51:17am

Microblogging Files Spiritual Insolvency

/no stocks to remove here


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