1 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:23:57am

I like my coffee they way I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer. (trying to add to the humor, fail)
////

2 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:25:15am

JUNK SHOT!!!!

3 Vidiotic  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:31:28am

In the tradition of Will Rogers, Mort Sahl, and The Smothers Brothers, we're getting our best, most accurate, observations from a humorist. (I know he doesn't write it all, but he picks the best and contributes). Thanks, Jon Stewart, for giving us a grip of sanity to weather the morons out there.

4 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:32:55am

While that was awesome, notice some of the best of the clip was when Stewart said nothing. Sometimes less is more. Love it.

5 Crimsonfisted  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:34:21am

Beautiful day here, having lunch, getting in the pool, get ready for the Preakness. Just got back from running errands.

Filled the tank. Normally we go to the Chevron, but it was backed up (almost like the lines from the 70's). Around the corner is the BP station.

Very few cars at the store, we were the only ones getting gas there.

Think there is a link there? Are people NOT going to BP now as a result?

6 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:43:21am

re: #5 Crimsonfisted

Beautiful day here, having lunch, getting in the pool, get ready for the Preakness. Just got back from running errands.

Filled the tank. Normally we go to the Chevron, but it was backed up (almost like the lines from the 70's). Around the corner is the BP station.

Very few cars at the store, we were the only ones getting gas there.

Think there is a link there? Are people NOT going to BP now as a result?

Avoiding gassing it up at BP seems like a pretty normal reaction to me.

7 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:43:25am

re: #5 Crimsonfisted

Beautiful day here, having lunch, getting in the pool, get ready for the Preakness. Just got back from running errands.

Filled the tank. Normally we go to the Chevron, but it was backed up (almost like the lines from the 70's). Around the corner is the BP station.

Very few cars at the store, we were the only ones getting gas there.

Think there is a link there? Are people NOT going to BP now as a result?

Could be. I personally don't go to Citco because of the Hugo Chavez link.

8 Riptides  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:44:10am

To me a junk shot is what the dog intends to make when he jumps from the floor up into my lap while I'm relaxing on the couch.

9 Four More Tears  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:48:27am

I just scrolled down the front page and noticed something. There's one video from all of the MSM: CNN's Laura Bush interview. There are three from the Daily Show and one from the Onion. I love this site.

10 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:51:11am

I would like to know, in all seriousness, how much oil is gushing. I've seen reports of 210K gallons to reports of 3.5 Million gallons. Per day.

11 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:51:20am

The cartoon jihad continues...
House of Swedish 'Muhammad' cartoonist attacked

The house of the Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks, who depicted the Prophet Muhammad with the body of a dog, was targeted in an arson attack late on Friday, while Vilks was out.

12 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:52:04am

re: #10 Cannadian Club Akbar

I would like to know, in all seriousness, how much oil is gushing. I've seen reports of 210K gallons to reports of 3.5 Million gallons. Per day.

I don't think anyone is certain exactly how much oil is spilling.

13 MandyManners  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:52:34am

re: #7 Cannadian Club Akbar

Could be. I personally don't go to Citco because of the Hugo Chavez link.

I would rather croos my legs and drive 20 miles than pee at a Citgo station.

14 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:53:42am

re: #13 MandyManners

I would rather croos my legs and drive 20 miles than pee at a Citgo station.

I just pull over and pee on the side of the road. I love being a guy.:)

15 MandyManners  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:54:07am

re: #11 Killgore Trout

The cartoon jihad continues...
House of Swedish 'Muhammad' cartoonist attacked

ROPMA

16 MandyManners  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:56:00am

re: #14 Cannadian Club Akbar

I just pull over and pee on the side of the road. I love being a guy.:)

Watch out for Johnny Law lest you get charged with waving your weenie and wind up on some register.

17 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:57:46am

re: #16 MandyManners

Watch out for Johnny Law lest you get charged with waving your weenie and wind up on some register.

Usually a guy FHP cop. They understand. :)

18 Joo-LiZ  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:59:29am

To be honest, I haven't been following details of the oil 'leak' geyser. That Jon Stewart clip was brilliant though.

re: #15 MandyManners

ROPMA

ROPMA?

19 MandyManners  Sat, May 15, 2010 9:59:56am

re: #11 Killgore Trout

The Swedish artist who angered Muslims by depicting the Prophet Muhammad as a dog was assaulted Tuesday as furious protesters interrupted his university lecture about the limits of free speech.

Lars Vilks told The Associated Press a man leaped from the front row and head-butted him as he was delivering his lecture at Uppsala University, breaking Vilks' glasses but leaving him uninjured.

Police later said the attacker was stopped before he could reach Vilks and that the artist may have bumped into plain-clothes officers who briskly evacuated him from the room. Three people were detained, but it wasn't immediately clear whether the attacker was among them.

A video clip of the incident by a Swedish newspaper showed police using pepper spray and batons to hold off an angry crowd shouting "God is great" in Arabic after Vilks was escorted out of the lecture hall.

SNIP

20 MandyManners  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:00:25am

re: #18 Joo-LiZ

To be honest, I haven't been following details of the oil 'leak' geyser. That Jon Stewart clip was brilliant though.


ROPMA?

Religion of Peace, My Ass.

21 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:00:53am

Michelle Malkin is now linking to antisemite Alex Jones.....
Machete: Hollywood Takes on Arizona with Race War Movie

Now a single commenter objects. They're just talking about stockpiling weapons and ammo for when the inevitable happens.

22 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:01:12am

We have 3 companies pointing fingers (which our President mentioned) that will tie up our legal system for years. Meanwhile, people died, people will lose jobs, people will lose houses because they lost their job, and so on.

23 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:02:45am

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Now a single commenter objects.


Not a single commenter objects.
/I stink

24 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:03:32am

re: #23 Killgore Trout

Not a single commenter objects.
/I stink

bathe!

(or at least use some cologne!)

25 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:03:55am

re: #21 Killgore Trout

I hope there isn't a race war. I hate to race.
/

26 Crimsonfisted  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:06:50am

re: #25 Cannadian Club Akbar

I hope there isn't a race war. I hate to race.
/

I can't even do a thumb war and win.

27 pingjockey  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:07:48am

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Do you have your hazmat suit?

28 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:09:51am

re: #27 pingjockey

Do you have your hazmat suit?

I have a shirt. On the front it says "Bomb Tech". On the back it says "If you see me running, try to keep up". Heh.

29 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:10:22am

re: #27 pingjockey

Do you have your hazmat suit?

It will be his own fault if he gets anything toxic on him. He CHOOSES to go to sites like that

30 Racer X  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:10:26am
31 pingjockey  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:11:06am

re: #28 Cannadian Club Akbar
Heh. I've seen that one.

32 pingjockey  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:13:09am

BBIAB, damn dryer buzzer!

33 Riptides  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:13:14am

Trying to be more lighthearted in my first post in this thread, but on a more serious note, Arco (gasoline distributor), AMPM Stores, and Castrol are all under the BP umbrella of owned products.

They're also a very large wholesale supplier of LNG (liquid natural gas) here in the States as well.

34 SpaceJesus  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:13:27am

fox news says robin hood was the first tea partier

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

35 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:13:45am

heh,, just read where the Cleveland Cavs are "evaluating" their coaching staff to decide if any or all are coming back next year

Here's how the "evaluation" is taking place, imho

CAVS OWNER "So ,,, if you sign on to play with us for next year and beyond, do you want coach Brown and his staff back
LEBRON JAMES "I'll let you know!"

36 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:15:24am

re: #33 Riptides

Trying to be more lighthearted in my first post in this thread, but on a more serious note, Arco (gasoline distributor), AMPM Stores, and Castrol are all under the BP umbrella of owned products.

They're also a very large wholesale supplier of LNG (liquid natural gas) here in the States as well.

Thats "lighthearted"!?!?!
//

Are you listing all the companies under BP's umberella in hopes of staging boycotts?

37 Racer X  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:16:10am

re: #35 sattv4u2

heh,, just read where the Cleveland Cavs are "evaluating" their coaching staff to decide if any or all are coming back next year

Here's how the "evaluation" is taking place, imho

CAVS OWNER "So ,,, if you sign on to play with us for next year and beyond, do you want coach Brown and his staff back
LEBRON JAMES "I'll let you know!"

Cavs coaching sucked in the playoffs - again. Someone needs to tell them the real season starts in May.

38 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:17:07am

re: #37 Racer X

Cavs coaching sucked in the playoffs - again. Someone needs to tell them the real season starts in May.

And as a lifelong Celtics fan, I appreciated it!

39 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:17:24am

re: #34 SpaceJesus

fox news says robin hood was the first tea partier

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Gubment oppression!!!!
//dude, your karma is in the positive range. What gives?

40 SpaceJesus  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:19:30am

re: #39 Cannadian Club Akbar

Gubment oppression!!!
//dude, your karma is in the positive range. What gives?


i stole the karma from the karma rich and gave it to myself

41 Joo-LiZ  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:20:56am

re: #20 MandyManners

Religion of Peace, My Ass.

I should have known that one, I think I've seen it before.

My mind was in a different place though.

42 webevintage  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:23:47am

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Michelle Malkin is now linking to antisemite Alex Jones...
Machete: Hollywood Takes on Arizona with Race War Movie

Now a single commenter objects. They're just talking about stockpiling weapons and ammo for when the inevitable happens.

That is some crazy shit.
I remember seeing the fake trailer for it when Grindhouse came out, how could it have anything to do with Arizona?
Morons.

43 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:25:17am

re: #38 sattv4u2

And as a lifelong Celtics fan, I appreciated it!

Coaches need firing...First off you have the chosen one..Then one of the biggest men in Basketball in Shaq...It's this easy..How many pick and rolls did you see? I'm telling Shaq to knock somebody the fuck out on a pick and roll with James attacking..After a quarter nobody is going to mess with you...Shaq gave nothing..He is washed up and still wants to play next year...I feel sorry for James..He can't find a soul to set a pick so he can go to the hole....
I hope King James signs with the Lakers and becomes the next Magic...

44 Reginald Perrin  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:27:16am

re: #1 Cannadian Club Akbar

I like my coffee they way I like my women.

Me too, cold, whiter and bitter.

45 Riptides  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:28:28am

re: #36 sattv4u2

My post #8 was lighthearted one. The next was made, not to call for a Boycott which would be absurd, but to inform those discerning folk who may wish to not give their dollars to a company who has continuously cut back on both the maintenance and safety of their operations to the point of not only killing Americans (back in 2005 and today) but unleashing what's looking to be quite the worst environmental fuckup of the 21st Century.

46 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:29:41am

re: #43 HoosierHoops

Coaches need firing...First off you have the chosen one..Then one of the biggest men in Basketball in Shaq...It's this easy..How many pick and rolls did you see? I'm telling Shaq to knock somebody the fuck out on a pick and roll with James attacking..After a quarter nobody is going to mess with you...Shaq gave nothing..He is washed up and still wants to play next year...I feel sorry for James..He can't find a soul to set a pick so he can go to the hole...
I hope King James signs with the Lakers and becomes the next Magic...

Shaq was given the ball in the post a number of times with clear outs. Perkins didn't (for the most part) let him muscle his way in like Shaq is used too
Two things then happened. Either Shaq would try to get closer and be called (rightly) for traveling, or Shaq wouldn't be able to get closer and the little flip he would try would be off mark

Give the C's credit whether LeBron was hurt or not. The C's had a great defensive plan for both Shaq and James (in the James case, different defenders at different times. He couldn't isolate one style)

47 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:30:35am

re: #45 Riptides

My post #8 was lighthearted one. The next was made, not to call for a Boycott which would be absurd, but to inform those discerning folk who may wish to not give their dollars to a company who has continuously cut back on both the maintenance and safety of their operations to the point of not only killing Americans (back in 2005 and today) but unleashing what's looking to be quite the worst environmental fuckup of the 21st Century.


Theres a difference!?!?

48 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:34:28am

re: #13 MandyManners

I would rather croos my legs and drive 20 miles than pee at a Citgo station.

Adult diapers much?

49 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:35:22am

re: #46 sattv4u2

I can't wait to get Thunder tiks this next season..I was a huge fan of those young bucks long before I knew I was moving there...
We should see a game next year Satt...It's not my fault I have a shit load of frequent flyer miles...

51 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:37:11am

re: #49 HoosierHoops

I can't wait to get Thunder tiks this next season..I was a huge fan of those young bucks long before I knew I was moving there...
We should see a game next year Satt...It's not my fault I have a shit load of frequent flyer miles...

Anytime, big guy!

As a matter of fact, I have contacts with the NBA and Turner Broadcasting and ESPN and have at times scored comp tix

52 Riptides  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:39:04am

re: #47 sattv4u2

Indeed there is a difference. One relies on asking of others something they may or may not have any interest in. The other relies on free will and a persons own conscious.

I'm not asking nor suggesting anything here, some of the people here already stated that they would avoid BP and I included a list of things that BP supply/own in order to inform.

So again, quite a difference, why the concern?

53 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:39:57am

re: #22 Cannadian Club Akbar

We have 3 companies pointing fingers (which our President mentioned) that will tie up our legal system for years. Meanwhile, people died, people will lose jobs, people will lose houses because they lost their job, and so on.

And a whole chunk of the Gulf Coast may well go right down the crapper for years.

54 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:40:39am

re: #51 sattv4u2

Anytime, big guy!

As a matter of fact, I have contacts with the NBA and Turner Broadcasting and ESPN and have at times scored comp tix

Sounds like a plan!

55 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:42:24am

re: #45 Riptides

My post #8 was lighthearted one. The next was made, not to call for a Boycott which would be absurd, but to inform those discerning folk who may wish to not give their dollars to a company who has continuously cut back on both the maintenance and safety of their operations to the point of not only killing Americans (back in 2005 and today) but unleashing what's looking to be quite the worst environmental fuckup of the 21st Century.

Well, when it put it that way....

56 sattv4u2  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:42:52am

re: #52 Riptides

Indeed there is a difference. One relies on asking of others something they may or may not have any interest in. The other relies on free will and a persons own conscious.

I'm not asking nor suggesting anything here, some of the people here already stated that they would avoid BP and I included a list of things that BP supply/own in order to inform.

So again, quite a difference, why the concern?


I don't think punishing a large corporation because of A mishap in A divison of it by An entity in that entire large division serves any purpose other than "hey ,, look at me,,, I'm boycotting ALL of BP"

57 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:46:44am

re: #56 sattv4u2

I don't think punishing a large corporation because of A mishap in A divison of it by An entity in that entire large division serves any purpose other than "hey ,, look at me,,, I'm boycotting ALL of BP"

Me neither. I bought everything Union Carbide manufactured after the Bhopal incident. I felt good about doing my part to help them out of such a messy situation.

58 ryannon  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:48:30am

re: #55 ryannon

Shit. PIMF.

Well, when you put it that way.

59 Riptides  Sat, May 15, 2010 10:53:32am

re: #56 sattv4u2

I don't think punishing a large corporation because of A mishap in A divison of it by An entity in that entire large division serves any purpose other than "hey ,, look at me,,, I'm boycotting ALL of BP"

At what point did I say that, suggest that, or even imply?

All I did is state what other oil based companies are under their umbrella. Because as far as I'm aware THE mishap in THAT division of THEIR entity is in all actuality the cornerstone of their entire operation, minus their solar division, which I give kudos for having the largest in the world.

60 WaveriderCA  Sat, May 15, 2010 11:30:13am

Why hasn't LGF covered this story more? I know they've been keeping information on lock-down regarding this event, but this is probably going to have more impact in the next 20 years in the south than any legislation from the obama administration. Glad I'm in solar though, as this makes my technology look even better.

61 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 15, 2010 1:54:57pm

re: #5 Crimsonfisted

Beautiful day here, having lunch, getting in the pool, get ready for the Preakness. Just got back from running errands.

Filled the tank. Normally we go to the Chevron, but it was backed up (almost like the lines from the 70's). Around the corner is the BP station.

Very few cars at the store, we were the only ones getting gas there.

Think there is a link there? Are people NOT going to BP now as a result?

Exxon lost a lot of customers forever through their handling of the Valdez spill.

62 Bagua  Sat, May 15, 2010 3:18:58pm

Hey BP, fuck off and go drill someplace else, you're messing with the program and have lost your credibility.

America needs an offshore drilling moratorium until the drilling companies can prove convincingly that they have developed a true failsafe Blowout Preventer and the ability to contain leaks and spill at the depths being drilled.

Right now they get and F-, and the minimum passing grade is A+.


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