Rick Barber Concern-Trolls About Slavery

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Tea Party wacko Rick Barber, who’s running for Congress in the GOP primary in Alabama’s 2nd District, was last seen at LGF when he posted a video calling for President Obama to be impeached and openly inciting anti-government insurrection.

Well, he’s lovingly fondling his Revolutionary War pistol again, ranting about a “tyrannical health care bill,” having psychotic conversations about slavery with an actor playing Abraham Lincoln, and comparing taxes to the Holocaust. Yes, really.

Definitely one of the craziest teabaggers in the GOP — and if you doubt that, note that he also actually brags about an endorsement from anti-Muslim shrieking harpy, Pamela Geller.

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1123 comments
1 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:29:02pm

Our Alabama politics are fun, in a despondent sort of way.

2 GatorAtLaw  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:32:31pm

Can someone give me a play by play on this? I'm studying for the bar and this lecture > tea party video.

3 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:34:51pm

some people will do anything for a buck...or even better, an elected position

4 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:36:13pm

Check out the Dale Peterson lookalike at 0:48. Unless it's him.

Rick Barber has crazy eyes.

5 cronus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:36:58pm

The intro didn't phase me, just another over-caffeinated paleo-libertarian rant. But the singing -- THAT creeped me out.

6 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:38:02pm

if he were a donk, he's be talking with a fictitious Rob in Hood...jus sayin

7 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:38:04pm

re: #2 GatorAtLaw

This is one of a series of abnormally well-produced commercials by GOP primary candidates. The last four or so have featured militant expression and prominent display of weapons--up to crew-served in this case. Internal cues show a couple of the candidates are cooperating to attack from the right.

8 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:38:26pm

Slavery is a bit over the top... IIRC Regan referred to over taxation as servitude. I think tapping into the anger of the overtaxed is fair play, but to call it slavery? let's see what the voters think.

9 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:39:06pm

re: #7 Decatur Deb

This is one of a series of abnormally well-produced commercials by GOP primary candidates. The last four or so have featured militant expression and prominent display of weapons--up to crew-served in this case. Internal cues show a couple of the candidates are cooperating to attack from the right.

a battleship in every pot!

10 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:39:54pm

re: #9 albusteve

a battleship in every pot!

USS Alabama is in Mobile Bay, waiting for a lube job.

11 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:40:06pm

re: #8 brookly red

Slavery is a bit over the top... IIRC Regan referred to over taxation as servitude. I think tapping into the anger of the overtaxed is fair play, but to call it slavery? let's see what the voters think.

I'm no schoolboy, but I know what I like

12 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:40:17pm

Concern trolls about slavery and the holocaust. Look at 0:33.

13 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:41:28pm

re: #11 albusteve

I'm no schoolboy, but I know what I like

you should have heard me just around midtnight midterm...

14 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:41:40pm

re: #12 Gus 802

Concern trolls about slavery and the holocaust. Look at 0:33.

Yep. This is one sick video. He's comparing taxes to Auschwitz.

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:42:36pm

Just read this for the first time. The Preamble to the Confederate State's Constitution.

You can hum "Dixie" while you're readin' it if you wanna...

Preamble

We, the people of the Confederate States, each State acting in its sovereign and independent character, in order to form a permanent federal government, establish justice, insure domestic tranquillity, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Confederate States of America.

16 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:43:46pm

it's no joke the sideshow the GOP has become, and I try to take it seriously, but not every time...the pigs are loose....fondling a flintlock just does not have the same appeal as banging off a 1000 rounds of M2....the guy is a sissy, face it

17 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:44:38pm

"Arbeit Macht Frei" at 0:33. Barber is completely shameless.

18 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:44:50pm

The content of many of these (Roy Moore, Tim James, Dale Peterson) is the usual crap, but the filming and editing look very big-ticket. Someone is dumping big cash into low-polling candidates.

19 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:45:00pm

re: #14 Charles

Yep. This is one sick video. He's comparing taxes to Auschwitz.

Here's a screen shot of the "Arbeit Macht Frei" from Auschwitz:

Image: rickbarber.jpg

20 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:45:00pm

From Rick Barber's website...

because I believe that our food supply is directly connected to national defense, I will fight in Washington for productive farmers' protections against market forces in poor growing seasons.

Lawd, i can't stand it when so-called conservatives rail on about taxation and the economy and then defend farm subsidies in the same breath.

21 cronus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:45:07pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Turns out that: "each State acting in its sovereign and independent character" somewhat hinders your ability to fight a war. Go figure...

22 krypto  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:45:20pm

It would be interesting to see what Rick Barber would have to say after he had the experience of being one of those who has to depend, even briefly, on those government entitlements that he labels as "slavery" of others. Most people on Social Security Disability, unemployment insurance, or welfare would gladly give Rick Barber their "entitlements" and the problems that made them eligible for them, in return for being able to work as hard as he does for the income he has.

23 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:45:21pm

re: #13 brookly red

you should have heard me just around midtnight midterm...

so that's why all those girls flunked...shoulda known

24 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:46:44pm

I am I guess a supply sider... so I am thinking why produce a 2nd video if there was no market for the first one?

25 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:46:50pm

re: #22 krypto

It would be interesting to see what Rick Barber would have to say after he had the experience of being one of those who has to depend, even briefly, on those government entitlements that he labels as "slavery" of others. Most people on Social Security Disability, unemployment insurance, or welfare would gladly give Rick Barber their "entitlements" and the problems that made them eligible for them, in return for being able to work as hard as he does for the income he has.

no need to go that far. he likes farm subsidies. they're huge entitlements, and they line the pockets of rich and poor farmers alike...

26 Reginald Perrin  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:47:32pm

Rick Barber may be bat-shit crazy, but he had enough sense to cancel his appearance on the stalker's blog radio show last Sunday night.

27 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:47:59pm

Rick!...look up in the sky!
is a bird?
is it a plane?
It's MOCKMAN!

28 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:48:53pm

re: #24 brookly red

I am I guess a supply sider... so I am thinking why produce a 2nd video if there was no market for the first one?

Probably shot a bunch at once, before the re-enactors wanted their clothes and pieces back. He's still in the running.

29 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:49:40pm

It seems racist Tea Party Dale Robertson has an earlier version of this Tax/slavery meme.....
Image: teapartypic.jpg

30 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:50:22pm

re: #29 Killgore Trout

It seems racist Tea Party Dale Robertson has an earlier version of this Tax/slavery meme...
Image: teapartypic.jpg

Robertson appears in this video.

31 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:50:40pm

re: #25 Aceofwhat?

no need to go that far. he likes farm subsidies. they're huge entitlements, and they line the pockets of rich and poor farmers alike...

farm subs are a crime, for the most part...we need to take a long hard look at who does what around here...I'd pay more for food if the subsidies were phased out...it's just wrong

32 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:52:48pm

re: #30 Decatur Deb

Robertson appears in this video.

Where? I just watched again and didn't spot him.

33 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:52:54pm

re: #28 Decatur Deb

Probably shot a bunch at once, before the re-enactors wanted their clothes and pieces back. He's still in the running.

true but if the first one was not effective the second would have been canned.

34 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:52:55pm

re: #29 Killgore Trout

It seems racist Tea Party Dale Robertson has an earlier version of this Tax/slavery meme...
Image: teapartypic.jpg

And the holocaust imagery from the Teabagger protests. Only this was in reference to HCR.

35 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:52:55pm

re: #29 Killgore Trout

It seems racist Tea Party Dale Robertson has an earlier version of this Tax/slavery meme...
Image: teapartypic.jpg

there is little point in taking these wackos too seriously...if they are elected, they are absorbed into the system of re-election first.....that kills the message right there...but have your fun

36 Lidane  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:53:11pm

re: #14 Charles

Yep. This is one sick video. He's comparing taxes to Auschwitz.

It's damn near impossible to articulate just how offensive and beyond the pale that is. That's right up there with Glenn Beck quoting the "First they came..." poem and applying it to the companies that got bailouts.

What the actual fuck is going on in this idiot's mind? Seriously. I just cannot comprehend that level of Bad Crazy.

37 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:53:59pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Where? I just watched again and didn't spot him.

Try 0:48

38 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:54:08pm

Three questions:
1. Who is running against him in the primary?
2. Does this person at least have a brain?
3. Does this person have any chance of winning?

39 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:54:28pm

re: #36 Lidane

It's damn near impossible to articulate just how offensive and beyond the pale that is. That's right up there with Glenn Beck quoting the "First they came..." poem and applying it to the companies that got bailouts.

What the actual fuck is going on in this idiot's mind? Seriously. I just cannot comprehend that level of Bad Crazy.

what's so hard to figure out?...relax and get used to it

40 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:54:40pm

re: #33 brookly red

true but if the first one was not effective the second would have been canned.

We don't get a lot of polling here. He probably thinks the attention is good.

41 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:55:14pm

re: #38 darthstar

Three questions:
1. Who is running against him in the primary?
2. Does this person at least have a brain?
3. Does this person have any chance of winning?

I was wondering about 3 myself. Couldn't find any poll.

42 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:56:56pm

That vid is an exercise in exaggeration and Bad Craziness. The only good parts of it were:

1. At least Barber doesn't take the neo-Confederate position and bash Lincoln.

2. The use of the 4th Stanza of The Star-Spangled Banner was a nice touch. Many people don't know any of the stanzas save the first.

But those good points were misused in the service of a bad cause, and it ends on the sour note that is Glenn Beck.

43 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:57:08pm

re: #40 Decatur Deb

We don't get a lot of polling here. He probably thinks the attention is good.

well I never heard of him till I saw him here... what ever.

I wounder if I can get like half a billion to start PTV... all political videos 24/7. I think the market is there.

44 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:57:11pm

re: #37 Gus 802

Try 0:48

Yeah Big Hat in crowd shots from :48 on.

45 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:57:23pm

I'm surprised he didn't sing "Let the Eagle Soar"

46 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:57:42pm

re: #44 Decatur Deb

Yeah Big Hat in crowd shots from :48 on.

Right here on the left sire.

Image: rickbarber2.jpg

Still think it might be a lookalike.

47 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:57:50pm

re: #37 Gus 802

Try 0:48

That's not him but I'm pretty sure racist Dale Robertson is at 1:18 (in the background. Check it out, it the same guy

48 CuriousLurker  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:58:07pm

These people are pathetic... disgusting... I don't have anything left except profanities, so I'll just stop there.

*going to bedroom to scream into pillow*

49 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:58:08pm

re: #46 Gus 802

Right here on the left sire side.

Image: rickbarber2.jpg

Still think it might be a lookalike.

50 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:58:17pm

re: #38 darthstar

Three questions:
1. Who is running against him in the primary?
2. Does this person at least have a brain?
3. Does this person have any chance of winning?

why does that matter?

51 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:58:41pm

re: #47 Killgore Trout

That's not him but I'm pretty sure racist Dale Robertson is at 1:18 (in the background. Check it out, it the same guy

Oh, oh. I'm talking about Dale Peterson.

52 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:59:24pm

re: #43 brookly red

well I never heard of him till I saw him here... what ever.

I wounder if I can get like half a billion to start PTV... all political videos 24/7. I think the market is there.

even more reality TV?...good lawd almighty

53 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:59:32pm

re: #50 albusteve

why does that matter?

Because if this fuckwit wins the primary, he's going to win the general, and then he'll be up on the floor banging Michelle Bachmann while calling for impeachment.

54 windsagio  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 5:59:49pm

re: #50 albusteve

I'm just guessin', but maybe there's another line:

IF B AND C THEN Give 100$ to opponents campaign. (A is important to see if the other person is a nut too)

55 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:00:17pm

re: #43 brookly red

well I never heard of him till I saw him here... what ever.

I wounder if I can get like half a billion to start PTV... all political videos 24/7. I think the market is there.

Even Glenn Beck thought he was nuts.

56 KingKenrod  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:00:54pm

re: #47 Killgore Trout

That's not him but I'm pretty sure racist Dale Robertson is at 1:18 (in the background. Check it out, it the same guy

I didn't realize he had been kicked out of that event for the sign.

57 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:01:26pm

re: #53 darthstar

Because if this fuckwit wins the primary, he's going to win the general, and then he'll be up on the floor banging Michelle Bachmann while calling for impeachment.

so what?...the feds are dysfunctional now...some guy from AL is not going to alter the difference, it's all the same bro

58 Reginald Perrin  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:01:27pm

re: #42 Dark_Falcon

You've got mail

59 Lidane  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:01:43pm

re: #39 albusteve

relax and get used to it

Gee...where have I heard that before?

Thanks, but no. I'd rather see a much saner GOP instead of all these people who've lost their goddamned minds since Obama got elected.

60 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:00pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

Even Glenn Beck thought he was nuts.

well think like he is on trial... Beck is a discredited witness.

61 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:02pm

Dodgers just scored! Whoo! A-Rod misses a throw from the catcher, and a steal of third turns into a run home.

62 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:21pm

re: #48 CuriousLurker

These people are pathetic... disgusting... I don't have anything left except profanities, so I'll just stop there.

*going to bedroom to scream into pillow*

Nah, stay here with us and mock instead. It's more productive and less depressing!

63 Batman  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:41pm

Is this like any and all taxes? Or is there like a specific decimal point where taxes go from okay to the equivalent of rounding up and torturing and gassing an entire ethnic population of Europe?

64 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:55pm

re: #53 darthstar

dude

65 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:02:55pm

re: #59 Lidane

Gee...where have I heard that before?

Thanks, but no. I'd rather see a much saner GOP instead of all these people who've lost their goddamned minds since Obama got elected.

not gonna happen...these people are just getting started

66 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:00pm

re: #46 Gus 802

Right here on the left sire.

Image: rickbarber2.jpg

Still think it might be a lookalike.

No, after Peterson lost, he made back-up commercials for other GOP candidates, rifle and all. He fires over a sign-stealer in one.

67 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:09pm

Foucalt just beat out A-Rod's throw and bunted himself to first. Nice hustle.

68 windsagio  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:13pm

re: #57 albusteve

Heh, believe me it can always be worse :p

Anyways was just stoppin' by, going back into double-hell now probably won't see you folks 'till Wedneday!

69 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:16pm

re: #4 Gus 802

Check out the Dale Peterson lookalike at 0:48. Unless it's him.

Rick Barber has crazy eyes.

He does seem a little--let's be charitable--overcaffeinated.

70 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:34pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

Even Glenn Beck thought he was nuts.

Seriously??

Heh. Talk about your all-time signs that you're off of the reservation...

71 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:03:44pm

re: #64 Aceofwhat?

dude

Sorry...would "boning Boehner" be more accurate?
/

72 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:04:35pm

re: #57 albusteve

so what?...the feds are dysfunctional now...some guy from AL is not going to alter the difference, it's all the same bro

so your behind 14- 0 at halftime & you quit? HA! That is why you will never coach the Cowboys. Shame on you!

73 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:05:00pm

re: #56 KingKenrod

I didn't realize he had been kicked out of that event for the sign.

Sure, he was kicked out. And then the Washington Times proceeded to promote him as a leader of the tea party movement, something they are still doing.

Open racism is not a problem for the modern right wing. See: Robert Stacy McCain.

74 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:05:09pm

re: #61 darthstar

Dodgers just scored! Whoo! A-Rod misses a throw from the catcher, and a steal of third turns into a run home.

no, it's a score on an error...don't you score the games?...how did he steal third base and then turn it into a home run?....impossible

75 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:05:19pm

Three bunts in a row, and the Yankees add another error, sending Hershaw home from second.

76 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:05:19pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Where? I just watched again and didn't spot him.

My goof--Said Robertson, meant Peterson.

77 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:05:26pm

re: #56 KingKenrod

I didn't realize he had been kicked out of that event for the sign.

He wasn't. They tried to distance themselves from him after the fact. Notice the sign behind him. He's doing interviews in the "coordinators only" section.

78 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:06:09pm

re: #68 windsagio

Heh, believe me it can always be worse :p

Anyways was just stoppin' by, going back into double-hell now probably won't see you folks 'till Wedneday!

where is double-hell?

79 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:06:19pm

re: #70 Aceofwhat?

Seriously??

Heh. Talk about your all-time signs that you're off of the reservation...

That's why the last shot on that tape is a slap back at Glenn.

80 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:06:26pm

How about a saner Republican, shall we? Here's a GOP candidate from Illinois, who likely won't win but will hopefully give Jan Scharkowski some indigestion. I met him at a Republican event today and will proudly vote for him come November. His name is Joel Pollak:

81 zeir  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:06:51pm

He probably considers Geller to be exotic, being a New York Jew and so forth. Makes him cosmopolitan.

82 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:06:54pm

re: #71 darthstar

Sorry...would "boning Boehner" be more accurate?
/

you forgot to turn Kos mode off/

83 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:07:17pm

re: #72 brookly red

so your behind 14- 0 at halftime & you quit? HA! That is why you will never coach the Cowboys. Shame on you!

I quit long ago...nothing has changed except for the worse...split all these regional hairs you want

84 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:07:31pm

re: #58 Reginald Perrin

You've got mail

I'll check it, thanks.

85 cronus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:07:38pm

re: #63 nonsense

Is this like any and all taxes? Or is there like a specific decimal point where taxes go from okay to the equivalent of rounding up and torturing and gassing an entire ethnic population of Europe?

It is all tax revenue beyond what's needed for war and apparently...produce.

86 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:07:50pm

re: #75 darthstar

Three bunts in a row, and the Yankees add another error, sending Hershaw home from second.

wait, i thought you were going to the game??

87 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:08:12pm

re: #81 zeir

He probably considers Geller to be exotic, being a New York Jew and so forth. Makes him cosmopolitan.

her diffidently a her...

88 Philip_Daniel  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:08:29pm

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89 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:09:44pm

re: #86 Aceofwhat?

wait, i thought you were going to the game??

Just got home from the Sox-Giants (Red Sox won 5-1). Dodger game is in the third. I like the Dodgers.

90 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:09:53pm

re: #88 Philip_Daniel

Piss off, you hateful moron.

91 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:10:09pm

#TCOT is sheer lunacy....

tom19803

Its not progressive or nazis, it is International banksters that want a totalitarian monopolistic finance run world. #tcot #tlot #p2

Joooos!

Hunter7Taylor

Why do Dems Plan on Euthanizing 180,000-405,000 Americans? not about #HCR, but Hope & Change [Link: bit.ly...] via(@tasteofaz) #tcot


Death Panels!

92 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:11:02pm

re: #88 Philip_Daniel

93 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:11:37pm

re: #88 Philip_Daniel

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

94 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:12:09pm

re: #93 Dark_Falcon

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

Side order requests, now being taken.
BYOB, though...

95 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:12:21pm

re: #93 Dark_Falcon

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

no thanks

96 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:12:40pm

re: #93 Dark_Falcon

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

Try the cedar plank.

97 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:13:00pm

re: #85 cronus

It is all tax revenue beyond what's needed for war and apparently...produce.

War and Lettuce.

98 philosophus invidius  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:13:03pm

re: #42 Dark_Falcon

That vid is an exercise in exaggeration and Bad Craziness. The only good parts of it were:
1. At least Barber doesn't take the neo-Confederate position and bash Lincoln.
[...]

But notice that Barber kinda shoves Lincoln aside (at :42). Subliminal message?

99 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:13:25pm

re: #97 SanFranciscoZionist

How was the parade today?

100 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:13:58pm

re: #97 SanFranciscoZionist

War and Lettuce.

/is that like guns & butter?

101 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:14:08pm
102 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:14:21pm

I'm so tired of this "proper role of government" bullshit. Courts, military and the police. Do these people really want to eliminate the federal funds that go to the education of poor kids? Should we go back to have pockets of our country where adults can't read and write?

103 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:14:42pm

re: #91 Killgore Trout

#TCOT is sheer lunacy...


Death Panels!

Why do Dems Plan on Euthanizing 180,000-405,000 Americans? We're just meeeaaan.

104 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:15:18pm

re: #90 Charles

Piss off, you hateful moron.

He's probably posting on some sad little grief hole right now about his daring LGF-defying stunt.

105 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:15:56pm

re: #91 Killgore Trout

#TCOT is sheer lunacy...

If you've just started watching it, you ain't seen nothing yet. Racism, xenophobia, hate speech ... it's the unfiltered id of the right wing.

106 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:16:06pm

re: #93 Dark_Falcon

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

dammit, i just had a protein shake...they never show up when you need them/

107 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:16:50pm

re: #102 Nimed

I'm so tired of this "proper role of government" bullshit. Courts, military and the police. Do these people really want to eliminate the federal funds that go to the education of poor kids? Should we go back to have pockets of our country where adults can't read and write?

with all due respect there are plenty of people in NYC that can neither read or write but yet they have diplomas. I don't object to the funding just the results.

108 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:17:26pm

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

109 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:17:46pm

re: #89 darthstar

Just got home from the Sox-Giants (Red Sox won 5-1). Dodger game is in the third. I like the Dodgers.

cool. sorry about the Giants. i don't have much emotion for baseball...

110 Lidane  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:18pm

re: #102 Nimed

Do these people really want to eliminate the federal funds that go to the education of poor kids?

Yes. If those kids were Real Americans, they'd have parents who could afford better educational options for them.

Should we go back to have pockets of our country where adults can't read and write?

That's what these assholes want. People are much easier to control when they're illiterate and uneducated.

111 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:18pm

re: #99 Floral Giraffe

How was the parade today?

Nice. Our group ended up right behind the kids from Camp Newman. We got a very positive response from the crowd, passed out a bazillion cards with info about gay rights in Israel...it was a good day.

Oh, and the anti-Israel group didn't get any cheers!! Stupid ANSWER had a totally dumbass sign about "From Stonewall to Palestine, People Are Fighting Back", but that did NOT ruin my day.

I'm wrecked. My feet hurt.

112 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:37pm

re: #108 Charles

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

okay, I submit

113 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:41pm

re: #100 brookly red

/is that like guns & butter?

Possibly, although I was thinking more like a Herman Wouk novel.

114 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:44pm

re: #108 Charles

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

You did that? I thought he was cramming for his shorthand test.

115 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:18:55pm

re: #88 Philip_Daniel

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You misspelled Mephistopholean, you dork.

116 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:19:27pm

re: #105 Charles

If you've just started watching it, you ain't seen nothing yet. Racism, xenophobia, hate speech ... it's the unfiltered id of the right wing.

I was turned off watching Twitter feed when the flotilla stuff was going on.

117 CuriousLurker  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:19:46pm

re: #93 Dark_Falcon

Troll has been disemvoweled and ban hammered. I'll take him to the grill and roast him up. Ready in 25.

*watches DF drag the troll carcass away and somehow feels much better about the thread now*

118 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:20:01pm

re: #106 Aceofwhat?

dammit, i just had a protein shake...they never show up when you need them/

Apparently there's a video on YouTube that shows how to make a squirrel melt sandwich.

119 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:20:17pm

re: #108 Charles

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

It's fun and funny. Though that post would have been for Varek Raith's translation into LOLCat as well.

120 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:20:55pm

re: #102 Nimed

I'm so tired of this "proper role of government" bullshit. Courts, military and the police. Do these people really want to eliminate the federal funds that go to the education of poor kids? Should we go back to have pockets of our country where adults can't read and write?

From his website, it seems that he's a "Fair Tax" guy. Oh, and he likes farm subsidies.

Basically, it's the same old "less taxes for other states but please send some our way" BS that 90% of congress engages in...except that's his least crazy idea, and he goes off the ranch after that.

121 freetoken  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:21:26pm

re: #102 Nimed

Do these people really want to eliminate the federal funds that go to the education of poor kids?

Yes.

122 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:22:17pm

re: #104 Jimmah

He's probably posting on some sad little grief hole right now about his daring LGF-defying stunt.

Yep, that's the last step of the Butthurt Fandango. The troll spews, gets banned by Charles then runs off to the Stalker Blog to whine about how much of a 'tyrant' Charles is. It's pathetic.

123 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:22:18pm

re: #111 SanFranciscoZionist

you're awesome.

btw, i nominated you for prez above. i nominated me as your vp. we can't lose.

124 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:22:54pm

re: #120 Aceofwhat?

From his website, it seems that he's a "Fair Tax" guy. Oh, and he likes farm subsidies.

Basically, it's the same old "less taxes for other states but please send some our way" BS that 90% of congress engages in...except that's his least crazy idea, and he goes off the ranch after that.

the only part I actually read...I could not readily understand the rest

125 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:23:25pm

Good Night my fellow Lizards. I got to go to work tomorrow.

126 windsagio  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:23:36pm

back for a second, forgot to shut down ;)

Ace: It means a 7p-7a shift, then a 3p-10a shift, then a 3p-10a shift then a 3p-10p shift. Home computers don't exist in that world! Hell, home barely exists in that world.

Nimed: Well when people are blaming 'public education' on the anarchist violence in Toronto, it all makes sense :D


Peace for reals now!

127 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:23:41pm

re: #118 SanFranciscoZionist

Apparently there's a video on YouTube that shows how to make a squirrel melt sandwich.

yikes. squirrel is tough. i've had it in stew before, but that's it...because you need to cook the damn things for hours or they'll turn into meat gum.

128 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:24:13pm

re: #123 Aceofwhat?

you're awesome.

btw, i nominated you for prez above. i nominated me as your vp. we can't lose.

Sounds good to me.

129 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:24:23pm

re: #125 PhillyPretzel

Good Night my fellow Lizards. I got to go to work tomorrow.

hit em straight!

130 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:24:29pm

re: #126 windsagio

back for a second, forgot to shut down ;)

Ace: It means a 7p-7a shift, then a 3p-10a shift, then a 3p-10a shift then a 3p-10p shift. Home computers don't exist in that world! Hell, home barely exists in that world.

Nimed: Well when people are blaming 'public education' on the anarchist violence in Toronto, it all makes sense :D

Peace for reals now!

doh.

go get it, dude. i have tons of respect for your career. peace-

131 windsagio  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:24:48pm

re: #126 windsagio

oops those w middle ones are 3pm-7am, not 3-10 >> Still :p

132 Reginald Perrin  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:25:23pm

re: #122 Dark_Falcon

Yep, that's the last step of the Butthurt Fandango. The troll spews, gets banned by Charles then runs off to the Stalker Blog to whine about how much of a 'tyrant' Charles is. It's pathetic.

Not always, sometimes the trolls come directly from the cesspool.

133 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:25:34pm

re: #127 Aceofwhat?

yikes. squirrel is tough. i've had it in stew before, but that's it...because you need to cook the damn things for hours or they'll turn into meat gum.

I think, from the description I got, that you stew it and shred it. Not sure. You get around to discussing all kinds of things when you're standing on Beale Street for three hours holding rainbow Israeli signs and waiting for your group to get to move.

134 prairiefire  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:27:02pm

re: #108 Charles

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

I think it is sort of fun to see if I can piece together what the statement was before it was disemvowled.
Disemvoweled Troll droppings puzzles. Never to be filled in again, of course.

136 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:27:34pm

re: #103 SanFranciscoZionist

Why do Dems Plan on Euthanizing 180,000-405,000 Americans? We're just meeeaaan.

Who told you to release those numbers?

137 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:28:02pm

re: #108 Charles

I have to admit, I'm really enjoying the disemvoweler.

And, you should be.
It's very funny. And a great tool!

138 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:28:30pm

re: #127 Aceofwhat?

yikes. squirrel is tough. i've had it in stew before, but that's it...because you need to cook the damn things for hours or they'll turn into meat gum.

I'd have to be starving to eat a squirrel again...don't even consider that to be game food....gag me

139 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:29:13pm

re: #138 albusteve

I'd have to be starving to eat a squirrel again...don't even consider that to be game food...gag me

I would sooner eat my landlord....

140 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:29:44pm

re: #118 SanFranciscoZionist

Apparently there's a video on YouTube that shows how to make a squirrel melt sandwich.

Oooh, that sounds tasty. I bet bunny melt would be good too. A nice sourdough would be good for that.

William

141 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:29:58pm

OK, I'm trying to learn this new fangled Twitter thing. How do you subscribe to #tcot?

142 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:11pm

re: #139 brookly red

I would sooner eat my landlord...

I'll let that slide, out of respect.

143 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:12pm

They aren't all whack jobs, thankfully.

This man is running for a seat in the Arizona State Senate. But his "real life" job is trying to find a connection between Arsenic and Congenital Heart Defects.

144 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:12pm

re: #139 brookly red

I would sooner eat my landlord...

not

145 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:15pm

re: #103 SanFranciscoZionist

Why do Dems Plan on Euthanizing 180,000-405,000 Americans? We're just meeeaaan.

Yes, but we're only euthanizing REAL Americans. Be afraid, flyover state people...be veeery afraid.

146 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:25pm

re: #138 albusteve

I'd have to be starving to eat a squirrel again...don't even consider that to be game food...gag me

yeah, it's really more of a consequence of wanting to hunt them than a suggestion that they actually belong in a meal rotation...

147 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:40pm

re: #132 Reginald Perrin

Not always, sometimes the trolls come directly from the cesspool.

Agreed. They're blogstalking us right now: When Charles post ed the current thread, they noticed (the same vid has been posted there to approval) and immediately began spewing bile and hate.

[waves to the Stalkers]

148 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:30:47pm

re: #142 Decatur Deb

I'll let that slide, out of respect.

hey she ain't bad...

149 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:31:01pm

re: #141 Alouette

OK, I'm trying to learn this new fangled Twitter thing. How do you subscribe to #tcot?

You don't want to...just click on a #tcot link to go to that page and read the insanity.

150 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:31:26pm

re: #140 wlewisiii

Oooh, that sounds tasty. I bet bunny melt would be good too. A nice sourdough would be good for that.

William

Not even the same. Rabbit is soft, juicy, heaven. It's everything that chicken wants to be and isn't.

Squirrel is tough and dry. No comparison...

151 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:31:48pm

re: #146 Aceofwhat?

yeah, it's really more of a consequence of wanting to hunt them than a suggestion that they actually belong in a meal rotation...

always take a couple extra cans of Beef-O-Roni into the woods with you

152 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:32:04pm

re: #148 brookly red

hey she ain't bad...

You said "landlord". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

153 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:32:19pm

Alouette, KT, now following you in twitter. You might want to grab tweetdeck so you can see multiple twitter streams at once. Here's the link to my feed if you want to follow my stream

[Link: twitter.com...]

154 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:32:29pm

re: #152 Decatur Deb

You said "landlord". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

legal term...

155 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:32:47pm

re: #120 Aceofwhat?

From his website, it seems that he's a "Fair Tax" guy. Oh, and he likes farm subsidies.

Basically, it's the same old "less taxes for other states but please send some our way" BS that 90% of congress engages in...except that's his least crazy idea, and he goes off the ranch after that.

Of course, farm subsidies. As always, one wonders if these idiots are consciously corrupt in their own ideology or just too stupid to see the contradiction.

156 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:33:04pm

Belliard home run...well, at least this game's going better than the BoSox/Giants one did.

157 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:33:15pm

re: #150 Aceofwhat?

Not even the same. Rabbit is soft, juicy, heaven. It's everything that chicken wants to be and isn't.

Squirrel is tough and dry. No comparison...

I'm scrolling the squirrel stuff...gonna puke

158 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:33:24pm

re: #155 Nimed

Of course, farm subsidies. As always, one wonders if these idiots are consciously corrupt in their own ideology or just too stupid to see the contradiction.

agree completely.

159 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:33:24pm

re: #150 Aceofwhat?

Not even the same. Rabbit is soft, juicy, heaven. It's everything that chicken wants to be and isn't.

Squirrel is tough and dry. No comparison...

Don't know about the squirrels where you are but up here the tree rats are usually pretty fat & tasty by the time season opens.

Maybe do them up like chicken wings?

William

160 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:33:44pm

re: #151 albusteve

always take a couple extra cans of Beef-O-Roni into the woods with you

If nothing else, stuff a can or two of Beanie-Weenies in your pocket. Cheap, filling, and will do in a pinch.

161 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:34:05pm

re: #157 albusteve

I'm scrolling the squirrel stuff...gonna puke

look it has a fluffy tail so it is not really a rat....

162 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:34:18pm

And "Philip Daniel" just showed up on the Stalker Blog, where he has posted before. He has crawled back into his fever swamp.

163 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:34:33pm

re: #141 Alouette

OK, I'm trying to learn this new fangled Twitter thing. How do you subscribe to #tcot?

Just type #tcot in the search bar on the right and press enter, or click on a blue link #tcot in a tweet.

When you send a tweet add #tcot to the message as a tag, and everyone reading #tcot will see your message.

164 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:34:37pm

re: #156 darthstar

Belliard home run...well, at least this game's going better than the BoSox/Giants one did.

heh...another gift from the Indians farm system.

165 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:34:52pm

re: #153 Thanos

Alouette, KT, now following you in twitter. You might want to grab tweetdeck so you can see multiple twitter streams at once. Here's the link to my feed if you want to follow my stream

[Link: twitter.com...]

Ah, thanks. I'm still working on figuring out the basics. I'm not sure how much I'll use it, probably just for retweeting to help out LGF.

166 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:35:01pm

re: #150 Aceofwhat?

Not even the same. Rabbit is soft, juicy, heaven. It's everything that chicken wants to be and isn't.

Squirrel is tough and dry. No comparison...

My wife had a Rabbit Ragout the other night...I got to have the leftovers for lunch the next day...it was lovely.

167 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:35:28pm

re: #160 SteveC

If nothing else, stuff a can or two of Beanie-Weenies in your pocket. Cheap, filling, and will do in a pinch.

protein bars. that tennis ball doesn't chase itself/

168 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:36:23pm

re: #161 brookly red

look it has a fluffy tail so it is not really a rat...

and the diet is much improved...

169 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:36:34pm

re: #153 Thanos

Alouette, KT, now following you in twitter. You might want to grab tweetdeck so you can see multiple twitter streams at once. Here's the link to my feed if you want to follow my stream

[Link: twitter.com...]

I'll get the hang of this. :)

170 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:37:09pm

re: #165 Killgore Trout

It's nice for following breaking news from specific sources - if you look at who I'm following and then click on "see all" in the sidebar of my twitter page I'm sure you will find some streams of interest to you...

/just sayin...

171 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:37:46pm

re: #161 brookly red

look it has a fluffy tail so it is not really a rat...

I've vaporized a few tree rats in my day...but then up in MI I got deep into the squirrels living on my land...they were harassed by vicious little red squirrels, so I did them in...I got older and then I liked them

172 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:38:06pm

re: #168 Aceofwhat?

and the diet is much improved...

when I see people feeding squirrels organic walnuts & imported water I do have criminal type thoughts...

173 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:38:07pm

If you're just getting into Twitter, I highly recommend Tweetdeck. It has a lot of features that make Twitter much more useful.

175 zora  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:38:59pm

re: #172 brookly red

as you should.

176 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:39:11pm

Sadly, my attempt to roast tonight's troll have failed. The troll turned out to be too toxic for lizard consumption.

177 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:39:34pm

I especially like Tweetdeck's new "global filter" feature, which lets me block out all the stalkers who are constantly posting sick stuff about me. (It's non-stop.)

178 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:40:22pm

re: #159 wlewisiii

Don't know about the squirrels where you are but up here the tree rats are usually pretty fat & tasty by the time season opens.

Maybe do them up like chicken wings?

William

the last time i had some (i.e. the second time) was in Ohio...and i'm in Florida now.

really, they're not worth the trouble.

179 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:41:54pm

Had to test drive a new dessert today.

Striped Shortbread cookies in the bottom of a pan.

Cover with chopped bananas

Cover with chocolate syrup

Cover with another chopped banana

Cover with chocolate syrup

Top with crumbled Striped Shortbread cookies

Listen closely and you might hear it say "Resistance if Futile!"

180 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:43:00pm

re: #176 Dark_Falcon

Sadly, my attempt to roast tonight's troll have failed. The troll turned out to be too toxic for lizard consumption.

Do we need a Biohazard bag?

181 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:43:49pm

re: #177 Charles

I especially like Tweetdeck's new "global filter" feature, which lets me block out all the stalkers who are constantly posting sick stuff about me. (It's non-stop.)

Ignoring and/or blocking them is the best way to get under their skin (and you avoid the risk of communicable diseases at the same time).

182 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:44:21pm

Who else besides #tcot should we re-tweet to?

(and what is a #tcot?)

183 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:44:28pm

re: #180 SteveC

Do we need a Biohazard bag?

/dang where did all these helicopters come from?

184 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:45:22pm

It's still hot in the house. Banjo (my cattle dog) is lying on the tiles by the door. Bflat (my cat) just walked over and flopped on the tiles next to him. Fozzie (the Border-collie/Shepherd mix) is doing the smart thing...hanging out on the deck outside where it's 10 degrees cooler. I think I'll grab my book and do the same.
bbl.

185 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:46:03pm

re: #182 Bagua

Who else besides #tcot should we re-tweet to?

(and what is a #tcot?)

Totally Cuckoo on Twitter (or True Conservatives)...

186 darthstar  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:46:25pm

re: #185 darthstar

Totally Cuckoo on Twitter (or True Conservatives)...

oops..."TOP", not "True"...Top Conservatives on Twitter

187 CuriousLurker  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:49:23pm

Okay folks, I'm out. Time to chill out for a while and then prepare for Monday.

I always learn something new here. Every day. Even stuff I don't particularly want to learn (but need to). H/T to all of you.

188 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:49:58pm

re: #107 brookly red

with all due respect there are plenty of people in NYC that can neither read or write but yet they have diplomas. I don't object to the funding just the results.

We have a 99% literacy rate -- there are very few people in the US that can't read and write. More stringent definitions of literacy indicate serious problems with a higher percentage of the US population (e.g. "functional literacy"). I assume you're referring to something like this.

I had most of my K-12 education abroad, so I'm not familiar with the problems of public education in the US. There is something wrong, for sure, since we're one of the countries that spends more per student, and we have pretty lousy results in a bunch of international indices. But banning federal funding would make the situation much worse.

189 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:50:03pm

Evening Honcos.

190 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:50:15pm

re: #182 Bagua

Who else besides #tcot should we re-tweet to?

(and what is a #tcot?)

I thought you already knew and that you'd already deleted their followers. ;)

191 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:50:42pm

re: #182 Bagua

Who else besides #tcot should we re-tweet to?

(and what is a #tcot?)

top conservatives on twitter

192 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:50:54pm

re: #182 Bagua

Who else besides #tcot should we re-tweet to?

(and what is a #tcot?)

Thanos posted a handy-dandy list earlier today.

OT: for those helping on the tweet front - just retweeting to the LGF stream doesn't spread it far and wide. It's good to add some appropriate hash tags for the right groups as appropriate to the post or tweet, here's a few of my favorites...

#tcot = "top conservatives on twitter"
#tlot - "top liberals on twitter"
#media = hashtag for those who follow journalists and their doings
#p2 = I think this one is "Progressives 2" someone correct me if wrong.
#science = science posts
#skeptic = skeptical posts
#wingnuts = dumping ground for tweets about wingnuts
#climate = AGW tweets
#teaparty = where those aforementioned wingnuts gather, along with #tcot
#atheist = atheist tweets
#atheism = also atheist tweets


Hash tags aren't always out there for every category you could name, search for them first to make sure they are used & read before you add to them.

193 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:51:57pm

re: #186 darthstar

oops..."TOP", not "True"...Top Conservatives on Twitter

I've been reading the #tcot string. I think it means "Totally Crazy on Twitter"

194 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:52:13pm

There's a Buddah with Hitchen's head in my Twitter window!

195 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:53:14pm

OT: that lunatic serr8d who tweeted that incredibly disgusting homophobic comment that Charles mentioned downstairs? Check out what this asshole tweeted to Cindy McCain

[Link: twitter.com...]

Just for kicks and giggles: Remember when Meghan McCain showed off her titties ? [Link: goo.gl...] Made Mom Proud, eh, @CindyhM1 ?

And look how he sums up the Paglia NYT OpEd on female viagra and female desire:
[Link: twitter.com...]

"...anxious, overachieving, white upper middle class" women don't put out.

Yeah, because lack of sexual desire for women is primarily a problem for...? The men who they won't fuck.

What a fucking loser and hater. Ugh.

196 SteveC  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:53:56pm

re: #194 Gus 802

There's a Buddah with Hitchen's head in my Twitter window!

The boogy-man is checking up on you! :)

197 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:55:30pm

re: #190 Dark_Falcon

I thought you already knew and that you'd already deleted their followers. ;)

Heh.

198 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:56:22pm

re: #195 iceweasel

OT: that lunatic serr8d who tweeted that incredibly disgusting homophobic comment that Charles mentioned downstairs? Check out what this asshole tweeted to Cindy McCain

[Link: twitter.com...]

Yeah, because lack of sexual desire for women is primarily a problem for...? The men who they won't fuck.

What a fucking loser and hater. Ugh.

You know what that means. About him that is.

199 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:57:54pm

Gosh, I've been on Twitter for nearly 11 minutes and don't have any followers yet. I feel lonely. :(

200 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:57:58pm

re: #188 Nimed

We have a 99% literacy rate -- there are very few people in the US that can't read and write. More stringent definitions of literacy indicate serious problems with a higher percentage of the US population (e.g. "functional literacy"). I assume you're referring to something like this.

I had most of my K-12 education abroad, so I'm not familiar with the problems of public education in the US. There is something wrong, for sure, since we're one of the countries that spends more per student, and we have pretty lousy results in a bunch of international indices. But banning federal funding would make the situation much worse.

I never said ban, I just think we should be getting more for our money.

201 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:58:06pm

re: #195 iceweasel

OT: that lunatic serr8d who tweeted that incredibly disgusting homophobic comment that Charles mentioned downstairs? Check out what this asshole tweeted to Cindy McCain

[Link: twitter.com...]

Yeah, because lack of sexual desire for women is primarily a problem for...? The men who they won't fuck.

What a fucking loser and hater. Ugh.

Robert Stacy McCain often addresses his tweets to this disgusting freak. And he has more than 600 followers who presumably enjoy his ugly comments.

This is the new conservative movement. Misogynists, bigots, racists, and foul creeps you wouldn't scrape off your shoe if you stepped on them.

The left has its share of creeps too, don't get me wrong; I saw some of it during the Gaza flotilla story.

But I've never seen ANYTHING like what's being accepted on the right these days. Sociopathic insanity is everywhere.

202 joest73  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:59:08pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

Even Glenn Beck thought he was nuts.

I am convinced that Beck is trying to reinvent himself again. His current act is becoming tiresome.

203 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:59:23pm

re: #195 iceweasel

OT: that lunatic serr8d who tweeted that incredibly disgusting homophobic comment that Charles mentioned downstairs? Check out what this asshole tweeted to Cindy McCain

[Link: twitter.com...]

Yeah, because lack of sexual desire for women is primarily a problem for...? The men who they won't fuck.

What a fucking loser and hater. Ugh.

He'd better just hope he never runs into any McCain men. Even with his injuries, John McCain still likely slug the asshole in the ribs. You know serr8d, you should make fun of a woman when her father, uncle, and two younger brothers are all current or former servicemen and part of a family not known for even tempers.

204 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 6:59:42pm

re: #198 Gus 802

You know what that means. About him that is.

Sure do. Invariably, homophobes also hate women. That's why the worst insult they can imagine for a man is calling him gay-- it 'feminizes' him.
I'm sure serr8d wanks to wingnut blogs and cries into his pillow every night.

I remember that hater from years ago (seen him around, mostly at PW) and he was always disgusting. Nice 'defenders' ya got there RSM.

205 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:00:04pm

re: #199 Bagua

Gosh, I've been on Twitter for nearly 11 minutes and don't have any followers yet. I feel lonely. :(

aw.
What's your twitter name?

206 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:00:15pm

Cool, I am following Killg0re Tr0ut, you don't suppose that's our Kilgore?

207 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:00:23pm

McCain just posted 8 tweets addressed to Paris Hilton.

208 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:00:34pm

re: #202 joest73

I am convinced that Beck is trying to reinvent himself again. His current act is becoming tiresome.

How is he trying to do so? Any examples.

209 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:00:54pm

re: #206 Bagua

Cool, I am following Killg0re Tr0ut, you don't suppose that's our Kilgore?

check the avatar, and you tell me.

210 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:06pm

re: #206 Bagua

Cool, I am following Killg0re Tr0ut, you don't suppose that's our Kilgore?

Yeah, that's me.

211 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:16pm

re: #207 Charles

McCain just posted 8 tweets addressed to Paris Hilton.

Not hot.

212 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:47pm

re: #204 iceweasel

Sure do. Invariably, homophobes also hate women. That's why the worst insult they can imagine for a man is calling him gay-- it 'feminizes' him.
I'm sure serr8d wanks to wingnut blogs and cries into his pillow every night.

I remember that hater from years ago (seen him around, mostly at PW) and he was always disgusting. Nice 'defenders' ya got there RSM.

That could be one symptom he's suffering from. Typically men that talk about "women that don't put out" are ugly in more ways than one. In this case it's probably due to behavioral issues. I think he's at least spent the last three years worrying about Islam and creating childish Photoshop edits.

213 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:50pm

re: #189 Cannadian Club Akbar

Evening Honcos.

Hola Honco Lizard!

214 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:53pm

What are some good Israel twitter feeds?

215 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:02:56pm

re: #201 Charles

Thanks for helping us see the light Charles. I truly appreciate you pointing out the madness exhibited by the right these days. It needs to be done. Unfortunately you take quite a bit of heat for it.

216 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:03:11pm

re: #206 Bagua

Cool, I am following Killg0re Tr0ut, you don't suppose that's our Kilgore?

...Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin` for a new fool
Don`t follow leaders
Watch the parkin` meters ...

217 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:03:17pm

re: #195 iceweasel

*waves*
Hi Ice!

218 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:03:42pm

re: #199 Bagua

Gosh, I've been on Twitter for nearly 11 minutes and don't have any followers yet. I feel lonely. :(

DUH!
You deleted them all!
///

219 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:04:15pm

re: #215 Racer X

Thanks for helping us see the light Charles. I truly appreciate you pointing out the madness exhibited by the right these days. It needs to be done. Unfortunately you take quite a bit of heat for it.

Really? I hadn't noticed.

220 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:04:25pm

re: #207 Charles

McCain just posted 8 tweets addressed to Paris Hilton.

OMG.
Please tell me that isn't true?

221 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:05:40pm
222 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:05:42pm

Where's Mandy tonight. I'm been brimming with excitement all day because one of my tadpoles had its first exploration out of the water. This morning I found a tadpole had used his little legs to crawl up on a rock and he was sun bathing with his tail still attached. I tried to get a pic of him but I got too close and spooked him. He jumped back in the water to hide. I could have frogs in the garden in a week or two!

223 zora  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:05:55pm

re: #207 Charles

that's kinda sad.

224 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:05:59pm

re: #220 Floral Giraffe

OMG.
Please tell me that isn't true?

Maybe he's trying to book a suite.

225 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:06:39pm

re: #201 Charles

Robert Stacy McCain often addresses his tweets to this disgusting freak. And he has more than 600 followers who presumably enjoy his ugly comments.

This is the new conservative movement. Misogynists, bigots, racists, and foul creeps you wouldn't scrape off your shoe if you stepped on them.

The left has its share of creeps too, don't get me wrong; I saw some of it during the Gaza flotilla story.

But I've never seen ANYTHING like what's being accepted on the right these days. Sociopathic insanity is everywhere.

He's in TN, probably an area where CoCC and James Edwards both have strongholds, no surprise.

226 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:06:43pm

re: #214 Alouette

What are some good Israel twitter feeds?

IsraeliSoldier
IDFSpokesperson
QassamCount

227 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:06:50pm

re: #205 reine.de.tout

aw.
What's your twitter name?

Heh, you found me already, my first follower {RieneDe Tout}

228 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:06:54pm

re: #220 Floral Giraffe

OMG.
Please tell me that isn't true?

It's true.

229 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:07:07pm

"serr8d" used to have an account at LGF.

He's a creationist, and a religious fanatic, who now posts disgusting homophobic comments about me everywhere he can.

See: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

230 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:07:34pm

re: #219 Charles

Really? I hadn't noticed.

I won't post Arthur Brown again...but if things get really hot I might have to

231 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:08:00pm

re: #222 Killgore Trout

LOL!
The Tad Dad!

232 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:08:39pm

re: #201 Charles

Robert Stacy McCain often addresses his tweets to this disgusting freak. And he has more than 600 followers who presumably enjoy his ugly comments.

This is the new conservative movement. Misogynists, bigots, racists, and foul creeps you wouldn't scrape off your shoe if you stepped on them.

The left has its share of creeps too, don't get me wrong; I saw some of it during the Gaza flotilla story.

But I've never seen ANYTHING like what's being accepted on the right these days. Sociopathic insanity is everywhere.

I was just looking at the number of followers he has. I have no doubt that they're all pals of his from PW, Ace, and wherever else he hangs out. I know i've seen him around.

233 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:08:48pm

re: #228 reine.de.tout

He wants to catch cooties?
WOW.

234 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:08:56pm

re: #227 Bagua

Heh, you found me already, my first follower {RieneDe Tout}

hehe.
For some reason, when I search for someone, I get no results. I got no results for Killg0reTr0ut. So I went to Thanos' account, found Killgore as someone he's following, and chose to follow him from there. Did the same thing for viciousbabushka, which is Alouette.

I did the same thing to find you - went to Killgore's twitter, found you as one of his followers, and chose to "follow" you.

I don't know why my twitter searches always turn up nothing.

235 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:09:03pm

re: #229 Charles

"serr8d" used to have an account at LGF.

He's a creationist, and a religious fanatic, who now posts disgusting homophobic comments about me everywhere he can.

See: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Zero matches, at least for me. What is the default date range of the search?

236 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:09:06pm

re: #225 Thanos

He's in TN, probably an area where CoCC and James Edwards both have strongholds, no surprise.

I've wondered that myself a few times...where is Geller posting from, typically?...is she a NYorker?

237 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:09:34pm

re: #229 Charles

"serr8d" used to have an account at LGF.

He's a creationist, and a religious fanatic, who now posts disgusting homophobic comments about me everywhere he can.

See: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

no comments in that search.

But I recall he was here. That one has also sent me some nasty tweets.

238 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:09:42pm

re: #229 Charles

"serr8d" used to have an account at LGF.

He's a creationist, and a religious fanatic, who now posts disgusting homophobic comments about me everywhere he can.

See: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

The name alone, in a hostile context, can be seen as a threat.

239 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:10:32pm

I just don't get it.

'I once posted anonymously on a blog. The owner took away my posting privileges because I was a dick. Now I spend a significant portion of my life bashing the owner and his blog.'

Loser needs a life.

240 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:10:34pm

re: #222 Killgore Trout

Where's Mandy tonight. I'm been brimming with excitement all day because one of my tadpoles had its first exploration out of the water. This morning I found a tadpole had used his little legs to crawl up on a rock and he was sun bathing with his tail still attached. I tried to get a pic of him but I got too close and spooked him. He jumped back in the water to hide. I could have frogs in the garden in a week or two!

slug fest yet this year?

241 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:10:44pm

re: #235 Nimed

Zero matches, at least for me. What is the default date range of the search?

Try this one:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

242 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:10:49pm

re: #230 albusteve

like in the singer?

243 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:10:54pm

re: #222 Killgore Trout

Where's Mandy tonight. I'm been brimming with excitement all day because one of my tadpoles had its first exploration out of the water. This morning I found a tadpole had used his little legs to crawl up on a rock and he was sun bathing with his tail still attached. I tried to get a pic of him but I got too close and spooked him. He jumped back in the water to hide. I could have frogs in the garden in a week or two!

Wow! I hope you do.
I'll email her with the good news.
*snort*
No, I really will.

244 joest73  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:11:29pm

re: #208 Dark_Falcon

How is he trying to do so? Any examples.

I have tuned out his radio show for months.... I didn't feel like I wanted to be convinced that I needed to jump off a bridge.

I did listen a little this week and a noticed a change in the show. It was more like the show he did back when he went national. Beck trying to make a big deal over the Rick Barber ad and J.D. Hayworth in the past week indicates that he is trying to act no so far right. Even during the segment that he called Rick Barber's ad stupid he ended it with a over dramatic "I can't believe that I am saying this" cut to commercial.

Either way Beck is a manufactured phoney by Roger Ailes.

245 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:11:36pm

re: #231 Floral Giraffe

LOL!
The Tad Dad!

Heh. I've been making the garden as frog friendly as possible but now I find myself worrying about them getting lost or eaten by cats. It's pretty silly. I'm sure they'll be able to handle themselves. It's been a miserable year in the garden so far. The Tadpoles might be one of my few gardening successes this year.

246 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:11:43pm

re: #242 brookly red

like in the singer?

the same

247 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:12:03pm

re: #212 Gus 802

That could be one symptom he's suffering from. Typically men that talk about "women that don't put out" are ugly in more ways than one. In this case it's probably due to behavioral issues. I think he's at least spent the last three years worrying about Islam and creating childish Photoshop edits.

Let's put it this way: when women don't want to go near that guy, it isn't because they're frigid.

248 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:12:38pm

re: #226 reine.de.tout

IsraeliSoldier
IDFSpokesperson
QassamCount

Here's Jerusalem post... if you retweet them you have to chop "@Jerusalem_Post" off most times. Some people just don't get that character limit

249 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:14pm

re: #247 iceweasel

Let's put it this way: when women don't want to go near that guy, it isn't because they're frigid.

Yep. It's because he's a psycho douche.

250 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:14pm

A vid to describe serr8d:

251 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:16pm

And serr8d is firing up his hate machine again as we speak.

252 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:18pm

sheesh... the actual link would be helpful

[Link: twitter.com...]

253 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:29pm

re: #245 Killgore Trout

Heh. I've been making the garden as frog friendly as possible but now I find myself worrying about them getting lost or eaten by cats. It's pretty silly. I'm sure they'll be able to handle themselves. It's been a miserable year in the garden so far. The Tadpoles might be one of my few gardening successes this year.

and in the deepest cold of winter, when vittles are low and the snow is howling...
tastes like chicken!

254 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:13:54pm

re: #239 Racer X

I just don't get it.

'I once posted anonymously on a blog. The owner took away my posting privileges because I was a dick. Now I spend a significant portion of my life bashing the owner and his blog.'

Loser needs a life.

Charles lives in his head.

255 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:14:34pm

re: #254 Dark_Falcon

Charles lives in his head.

I hope he's wearing protection.

256 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:14:54pm

re: #240 albusteve

slug fest yet this year?

Slugs, record breaking rain and cold for months. We've finally warmed up and dried out but it's a little too late for the summer garden. I'm mostly planting fall crops like squash and beans. I have a few tomatoes, peppers, etc going but I'm not expecting much from them.

257 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:15:42pm

re: #244 joest73

I have tuned out his radio show for months... I didn't feel like I wanted to be convinced that I needed to jump off a bridge.

I did listen a little this week and a noticed a change in the show. It was more like the show he did back when he went national. Beck trying to make a big deal over the Rick Barber ad and J.D. Hayworth in the past week indicates that he is trying to act no so far right. Even during the segment that he called Rick Barber's ad stupid he ended it with a over dramatic "I can't believe that I am saying this" cut to commercial.

Either way Beck is a manufactured phoney by Roger Ailes.

He's always placed a premium on the 'entertainment' part of his show. He's a media personality first and a newsman a distant second.

258 Randall Gross  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:16:19pm

re: #256 Killgore Trout

When all else fails... try 'taters.

259 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:17:47pm

re: #241 Charles

Try this one:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Thanks.

It seems serr8d is a big fan of "teach the controversy".

260 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:17:57pm

re: #257 Dark_Falcon

He's always placed a premium on the 'entertainment' part of his show. He's a media personality first and a newsman a distant second.

His radio show is actually funny. I don't watch the TV show.

261 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:18:15pm

re: #249 Gus 802

Yep. It's because he's a psycho douche.

/that sounds like a great B movie...

262 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:18:24pm

re: #38 darthstar

(& Nimed)

Sorry for the late reply - just got here. Haven't seen an answer, so here (sorry for being long-winded, but there's a lot of story to this story):

1) Martha Roby - Two-term City Councilwoman* for city of Montgomery
2) Yes
3) She has a better chance of beating incumbent (and fmr. Montgomery mayor) Bobby Bright than Rick Barber does, IMHO. For example, Rick used to have a weekly poker game in his establishment/pub/whatever - he made no money directly from the games, but obviously there were indirect drink & food sales. Regardless of your views on gambling, it allows Bright to run against him as a conservative.

The Primary was June 1st, runoff is July 13th. Roby got 49.9% of the vote in the primary.

*Martha was deemed by some generally be a good candidate who needed more experience. However, the one with the experience and the reputation for having a spine of steel ran a lackuster race and got something like 13% of the vote. A disappointment in many ways.

263 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:19:10pm

re: #261 brookly red

/that sounds like a great B movie...

Psycho Douche I and II. /

264 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:19:24pm

re: #258 Thanos

When all else fails... try 'taters.

in 75% sand...I've done it, can't miss if the soil is right

265 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:19:57pm

re: #263 Gus 802

Psycho Douche I and II. /

Don't forget "Return of the Douche".
/

266 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:20:44pm

re: #265 Cannadian Club Akbar

Don't forget "Return of the Douche".
/

I Was a Teenage Douche /

267 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:20:49pm

re: #265 Cannadian Club Akbar

Don't forget "Return of the Douche".
/

Dances With Douche

268 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:03pm

re: #263 Gus 802

Psycho Douche I and II. /

Psycho Douche vs Predator...

really dude copyright the name it has potential & buy domain name too.

269 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:04pm

re: #266 Gus 802

I Was a Teenage Douche /

"Rebel without a..."

270 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:06pm
271 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:27pm

re: #266 Gus 802

I Was a Teenage Douche /

evil Douche I & II.

272 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:31pm

re: #267 albusteve

Dances With Douche

Dr. Strangedouche: How I learned to stop worrying and learned to love the Douche

273 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:21:55pm

re: #259 Nimed

Thanks.

It seems serr8d is a big fan of "teach the controversy".

Creationists always say, "I'm not a creationist, but..."

274 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:22:31pm

re: #262 gearhead

How is Roby for toeing the party line? Is she actually to the center of Bright?

275 Racer X  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:23:06pm

TWO DUDES CARRY THEIR CAR HOME

“It belongs to the woman walking with them… she lost her keys, LOL!”

276 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:24:00pm

re: #272 Gus 802

Dr. Strangedouche: How I learned to stop worrying and learned to love the Douche


lol!
I liked
Gone With The Douche

277 Jetpilot1101  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:24:13pm

I just jumped in the conversation but has anyone posted the link to Senator Robert Byrd being hospitalized in serious condition?

Prayers for the senator.

278 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:24:31pm

re: #276 albusteve

lol!
I liked
Gone With The Douche

A Street Car Named Douche
On the Douche Front
Cat on a Hot Tin Douche

279 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:24:48pm

re: #272 Gus 802

Dr. Strangedouche: How I learned to stop worrying and learned to love the Douche

John Edward Robert Stacy McCain as the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

280 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:25:17pm

re: #276 albusteve

lol!
I liked
Gone With The Douche

and the great war classic... Douches High

281 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:25:38pm

re: #278 Gus 802

A Street Car Named Douche
On the Douche Front
Cat on a Hot Tin Douche

The Big Red Douche
A Douche Too Far
The Longesr Douche...(that was a good one)

282 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:25:49pm

re: #280 brookly red

and the great war classic... Douches High

Band of Douches

283 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:25:59pm

re: #279 Dark_Falcon

John Edward Robert Stacy McCain as the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

check the Google ads... we may be all washed up.

284 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:00pm

re: #280 brookly red

and the great war classic... Douches High

Saving Private Douche.

285 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:14pm

re: #282 Gus 802

A douche in time, saves nine?

286 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:18pm

re: #280 brookly red

and the great war classic... Douches High

war classics?...
Kelly's Douches

287 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:40pm

re: #281 albusteve

The Big Red Douche
A Douche Too Far
The Longesr Douche...(that was a good one)

Best Little Douche House in Texas
Hang 'em Douche
For a Few Douches More

288 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:46pm

re: #278 Gus 802

A Street Car Named Douche
On the Douche Front
Cat on a Hot Tin Douche

There was a tin douche character in the Douche of Oz.

289 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:51pm

re: #284 Cannadian Club Akbar

Saving Private Douche.

and the game show Douching for Dollars.

290 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:26:56pm

McCales Douche.

291 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:27:32pm

re: #278 Gus 802

A Street Car Named Douche
On the Douche Front
Cat on a Hot Tin Douche

hahaha-- you're killing me here!

Night of the Living Douche
Dawn of the Douche
Day of the Douche

292 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:27:40pm

re: #289 brookly red

and the game show Douching for Dollars.

law and Order: Douche Division

293 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:28:12pm

re: #292 Cannadian Club Akbar

law and Order: Douche Division

gawd what have I done?

294 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:28:39pm

re: #293 brookly red

gawd what have I done?

Heh.

295 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:28:58pm

re: #278 Gus 802

A Street Car Named Douche
On the Douche Front
Cat on a Hot Tin Douche

Bond, anyone?

The Man with the Golden Douche

The Douche Who Loved Me

On Her Majesty's Secret Douche

296 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:29:08pm

re: #291 iceweasel

A Few Good Douches

297 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:29:11pm

old music classics....
douche douche douche
douche of Earl douche douche

298 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:29:33pm

re: #296 Nimed

A Few Good Douches

Top Douche.

299 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:29:40pm

re: #296 Nimed

A Few Good Douches

/you can't handle the Douche

300 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:30:23pm

Douchefinger

For Your Douche Only

The Douche is Not Enough

301 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:30:23pm

re: #298 Cannadian Club Akbar

Top Douche.

The Douche Hunter
Apocalypse Douche

302 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:30:47pm

re: #274 Decatur Deb

How is Roby for toeing the party line? Is she actually to the center of Bright?

I would describe Roby as center right, certainly right of Bright, but not as far rights as the "Roy Moore types", as I often call them. I can't cite specifics in terms of toeing the party line, but she has never done or said anything that I would consider alarming.

Several people I know are urging her to be more aggressive, since Barber is running such an aggressive campaign, but she is determined not to turn her campaign into a mud-fest, which happened in the same race (not Roby - other candidates) in 2008.

303 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:30:58pm

Full Metal Douche!

304 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:31:01pm

Douche Express. True story of Billy Hayes trying to smuggle douches out of Turkey.

305 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:31:10pm

re: #301 Gus 802

The Douche Hunter
Apocalypse Douche

sci-fi: Douche of the Dead...

306 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:31:29pm

re: #300 Jimmah

Douchefinger

For Your Douche Only

The Douche is Not Enough

You Only Douche Twice

Douche Another Day

307 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:31:38pm

re: #300 Jimmah

Douchefinger

For Your Douche Only

The Douche is Not Enough

Octodouche
Douche Galore

308 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:12pm

re: #303 Gus 802

Full Metal Douche!

heh...I quit
too funny

309 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:32pm

re: #300 Jimmah

Douchefinger

For Your Douche Only

The Douche is Not Enough

The Douche Who Loved Me.

310 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:33pm

re: #280 brookly red

and the great war classic... Douches High

don't forget D.O.U.C.H.E. (you know, the one about the 4077th hygiene battalion).

311 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:53pm

I keep getting stupid spam comments on my blog. Spammers who leave a random comment like "I really love this blog!" and then their URL for viagra or fake handbags or whatnot.

312 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:53pm

re: #309 Nimed

The Douche Who Loved Me.

LOL!

313 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:32:59pm

re: #306 Dark_Falcon

You Only Douche Twice

Douche Another Day

Live & Let Douche

314 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:33:01pm

re: #308 albusteve

heh...I quit
too funny

Me too. But at least I remembered to put pickles on my shopping list.

315 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:33:34pm

La Donna e la Doccia

Where have you seen that?re: #302 gearhead

I would describe Roby as center right, certainly right of Bright, but not as far rights as the "Roy Moore types", as I often call them. I can't cite specifics in terms of toeing the party line, but she has never done or said anything that I would consider alarming.

Several people I know are urging her to be more aggressive, since Barber is running such an aggressive campaign, but she is determined not to turn her campaign into a mud-fest, which happened in the same race (not Roby - other candidates) in 2008.

I'm looking for an alternative to Bright. I wish Loretta Nall would run again.
("These Boobs" lady)

316 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:35:21pm

Just googling around (sorry if it's been mentioned already) -- looks like that Smitty guy (RSM's co-blogger?) refers to himself as RSM's 'porch manque' and others have referred to him that way too. (google turns up some wingnut sites referring to him that way.)

No doubt this will be used to claim they don't really mean anything racist by it, and that's a complete and total lie. The context is that Smitty is supposedly RSM's slave.
Ayuk yuk. Real funny, jackasses.

317 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:35:28pm

re: #295 Jimmah

Bond, anyone?

The Man with the Golden Douche

The Douche Who Loved Me

On Her Majesty's Secret Douche

You Only Douche Twice

License to Douche

Live and Let Douche

(This is too weird for me.)

318 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:35:45pm

Needs more Westerns.

3:Douche to Yuma

High Douche

How the Douche Was Won

The Magnificent Douches

319 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:35:59pm

re: #273 Charles

Creationists always say, "I'm not a creationist, but..."

Or, when they get more desperate "As a biologist/teacher/scientist..."

320 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:36:43pm

another war classic... the Longest Douche

321 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:36:49pm

Lee Marvin in The Dirty Douches.

322 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:38:04pm

I love westerns

"Douche, come back douche..."

323 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:03pm

re: #322 The Shadow Do

I love westerns

"Douche, come back douche..."

smile when you douche me like that

324 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:05pm

re: #315 Decatur Deb

I'm looking for an alternative to Bright. I wish Loretta Nall would run again.
("These Boobs" lady)

Didn't she run for governor last time? The fewer gubernatorial candidates I see naked, the better.

I don't know the independents are in the Dist. 2 race, if any. You can probably guess who I'm voting for.

325 freetoken  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:07pm

Barbie is playing the Obama-as-weak card again today:


Palin: Obama selling out allies


Sarah Palin on Sunday painted President Barack Obama's administration as a cowering giant intent on surrendering the nation's mantle as a superpower and willing to sell out its allies.

[...]

She also said Obama lacked the resolve to stand up to Russia and China.

"Do they think, really, that we're getting anything in return for all this bowing and kowtowing and apologizing? No, we don't get anything positive in return for this," Palin said at the event spearheaded by a Norfolk talk radio station.

BOWGATE!!

326 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:19pm

re: #322 The Shadow Do

I love westerns

"Douche, come back douche..."

High Douche Drifter...

327 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:20pm

re: #318 jaunte

Needs more Westerns.

3:Douche to Yuma

High Douche

How the Douche Was Won

The Magnificent Douches

The Good, the Bad and the Douche.

328 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:28pm

re: #318 jaunte

Needs more Westerns.

3:Douche to Yuma

High Douche

How the Douche Was Won

The Magnificent Douches

Blazing Douches

329 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:39:49pm

And the old classic tear jerkers, Old Yeller Douche

330 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:40:27pm

re: #328 Gus 802

Blazing Douches

Vinegar & water, shewwiff?

331 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:40:39pm

Go with a Marilyn Monroe angle:

Some Like It Douche

The Seven Douche Itch

332 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:40:56pm

Brokeback Douche
La Cage Aux Douches

333 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:00pm

I mean to kill you Ned Pepper!
fill your douche!

334 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:04pm

re: #329 The Shadow Do

And the old classic tear jerkers, Old Yeller Douche

and the children's classic Dr. Douchelittle

335 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:16pm

re: #258 Thanos

When all else fails... try 'taters.

I have a few potatoes growing but the slugs, cold and rain have been devastating. Like everything else, I've planted and replanted 3-4 times this year already. The variety that seems to be doing the best for me this year is Russian Banana

336 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:37pm

Good Will Douche
The Douche Identity

337 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:45pm

re: #300 Jimmah

Douche busters!

338 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:49pm

re: #325 freetoken

Barbie is playing the Obama-as-weak card again today:

Palin: Obama selling out allies


BOWGATE!!

Yawn, Boring! Get some original material, Sarah!

339 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:41:56pm

re: #325 freetoken

BOWGATE!!

"Bowgate" was possibly the stupidest fake controversy out of all the fake controversies. That was one of the first moments when I realized how freaking insane the right wing was getting about President Obama.

340 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:42:09pm

re: #334 brookly red

and the children's classic Dr. Douchelittle

I used to watch Captain Doucheroo when I was smal

341 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:42:50pm

Douche vs Douche
The Elephant Douche
Raging Douche
Dead Douches Society

342 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:43:09pm

re: #340 albusteve

I used to watch Captain Doucheroo when I was smal

I liked Dr. Douches Cat In The Hat...

343 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:43:12pm

re: #341 Nimed

Douche vs Douche
The Elephant Douche
Raging Douche
Dead Douches Society

The Douchefather

344 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:43:33pm

Don't omit classic TV shows:

Howdy Douchy

345 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:43:44pm

Fellowship of the Douche

346 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:44:19pm

Dead Douches Society...

347 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:44:34pm

re: #344 gearhead

Don't omit classic TV shows:

Howdy Douchy

who could forget
Roy Rodgers and Douche Eveans?

348 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:44:40pm

Pulp Douche
Inglorious Douche
Killing Douche
Resiviour Douche (spelled wrong)

349 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:44:57pm

Soylent douche is people!

350 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:45:20pm

Better Off Douched

351 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:45:22pm

My Fair Douche
Funny Douche
Hello, Douchy!
Douche by Douchwest
Douchigo

352 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:45:24pm

re: #348 Cannadian Club Akbar

Pulp Douche
Inglorious Douche
Killing Douche
Resiviour Douche (spelled wrong)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douche

353 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:45:30pm

re: #343 Gus 802

The Douchefather

LOL

The Silence of the Douches
Scent of a Douche

354 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:45:42pm

To Kill A Douching Bird

355 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:19pm

Politics and douche puns. Does it get any better than this?

356 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:26pm

re: #343 Gus 802

The Douchefather

"Leave the douche, take the cannoli."

357 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:44pm

re: #351 Alouette

My Fair Douche
Funny Douche
Hello, Douchy!
Douche by Douchwest
Douchigo

ROFL. The last 2 FTW.

358 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:46pm

Moby Douche
Douche and Prejudouche

359 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:53pm

re: #356 iceweasel

"Leave the douche, take the cannoli."

Was that in Douchefellas?

360 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:46:53pm

Too many movies!! This thread may never end!!
/

361 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:06pm

re: #355 gearhead

Politics and douche puns. Does it get any better than this?

Hope & Douches!

362 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:14pm

Doucher in the Rye

363 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:22pm

Horror Genre:

Friday the Doucheteenth
Last Douche on the Left
My Douchey Valentine

364 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:26pm

"There's no douching in baseball!"

365 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:45pm

Seven Brides for Seven Douches

366 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:47:53pm

re: #358 Alouette

Douche and Prejudouche

Douche and Douchability

367 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:48:17pm

re: #362 Killgore Trout

Doucher in the Rye

Saturday Night Douche (great sound track)

368 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:48:27pm

To Catch a Douche

369 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:48:35pm

Ave Ventura: Douche Detective

370 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:48:55pm

The Incredibly Strange Douches Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Massengills

371 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:03pm

re: #369 Cannadian Club Akbar

Ace, geez, pimf

372 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:06pm

Sympathy For the Douche...r/r mf

373 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:21pm

"Say hello to my little douche."

374 freetoken  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:33pm

George Allen will not be pleased... SOCIALISM!

Free dental treatment for younger children starts this week


Beginning Thursday, July 1, every child up through age seven will be entitled to free or subsidized dental treatment from the health fund that covers his general health care.

If and when the Knesset passes a law allowing the establishment of a fifth health fund solely for providing dental care through private (and perhaps other) dentists, there will be additional choice.

This was announced by Health Ministry officials on Sunday; the coverage was initiated by Deputy Health Minister Ya’acov Litzman.

Health Ministry associate director-general Dr. Boaz Lev asserted that “a fifth health fund to provide the whole basket of health services will not be establishment.”

Critics in the health system have claimed that the dental health fund is being promoted by the Treasury with support from the Health Ministry would be a “foot in the door” for a for-profit health fund for the general basket of services.

Lev said he himself “does not reject the idea of a fifth health fund for dental service.”

But the ministry “has rejected” the idea of vouchers for obtaining dental care from independent dentists.

375 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:39pm

A Fish Called Douche
Episode III: Revenge of the Douche
Episode IV: A New Douche

376 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:52pm

A Douche Grows in Brooklyn

377 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:55pm

The Douche Wears Pravda...

378 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:49:57pm
379 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:00pm

Douche in the Rye.

380 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:15pm

West Douche Story
Lawrence of Douchia
How the Douche Was Won
Gone With the Douche

381 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:35pm

2001: A Douche Odyssey

382 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:45pm

re: #378 Dakota Gal

Um... did someone spill a can of paint thinner in here or spike the punch with some extract of a herb?

WTF?

high on life, as it were...

383 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:53pm

re: #378 Dakota Gal

Um... did someone spill a can of paint thinner in here or spike the punch with some extract of a herb?

WTF?

Blame Brookly Red.

384 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:57pm

re: #358 Alouette

Douche & Prejudice & Zombies!

385 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:50:57pm

re: #378 Dakota Gal

Um... did someone spill a can of paint thinner in here or spike the punch with some extract of a herb?

WTF?

no it's the water & vinegar punch...

386 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:01pm

re: #379 Cannadian Club Akbar

Douche in the Rye.

Douche-22

387 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:23pm

Zombie-douche

388 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:28pm

12 Angry Douches

389 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:28pm

re: #363 Dark_Falcon

Horror Genre:

Friday the Doucheteenth
Last Douche on the Left
My Douchey Valentine

Great category.

A Nightmare on Douche Street
The Bride of Douche
Douchness Falls
Douchgeist
Doucheratu

390 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:31pm

re: #373 jaunte

"Say hello to my little douche."

Doucheface
Doucheday Afternoon
Douches in America

391 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:41pm

Fahrenheit Douche.

392 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:41pm

re: #378 Dakota Gal

Um... did someone spill a can of paint thinner in here or spike the punch with some extract of a herb?

WTF?

somebody turned the pressure relief valve on

393 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:45pm

re: #383 Cannadian Club Akbar

Blame Brookly Red.

Guilty as charged...

394 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:51:58pm

re: #391 Cannadian Club Akbar

Fahrenheit Douche.

Douche and Me

395 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:01pm

Brothers Douchamazov

396 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:10pm

Btw - expect major freakouts from Bjorn Lomborg fans concerning Al Gore and his film "An Inconvenient Truth" (like they haven't already started). Reason?

...Bjorn Lomborg, author of The Skeptical Environmentalist, who has just finished a film to counter Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

397 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:26pm

re: #363 Dark_Falcon

Horror Genre:

Friday the Doucheteenth
Last Douche on the Left
My Douchey Valentine

The Amityville Douche
Nightmare on Douche Street
Texas Douche Massacre

398 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:28pm

Douche of the Rings series:

Fellowship of the Douche
The Two Douches
Return of the Douche

399 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:33pm

Blues Douches
Animal Douche

400 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:38pm

re: #396 Jimmah

An inconvenient douche!

401 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:43pm

Honey, I Blew Up the Douchebag

402 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:48pm

re: #389 Nimed

Great category.

A Nightmare on Douche Street
The Bride of Douche
Douchness Falls
Douchgeist
Doucheratu

The Texas Chainsaw Douche

403 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:52:49pm

re: #381 Gus 802

2001: A Douche Odyssey

Could also be...

2001: A Space Douche

404 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:53:10pm

re: #400 Floral Giraffe

An inconvenient douche!

Wag the Douche

405 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:53:36pm

Clear and Present Douche

406 freetoken  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:53:41pm

re: #396 Jimmah

I just read that article, and think it is rather poor.

But are you sure that's the one you wanted to link?

407 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:53:41pm

The Sixth Douche
12 Douches
Douche Date

408 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:53:53pm

re: #403 Gus 802

Could also be...

2001: A Space Douche

"My God, it's full of stars."

409 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:54:00pm

Debbie Does Douche!

410 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:54:06pm

re: #401 Charles

Honey, I Blew Up the Douchebag

That's already been done. That's what MQ-9 Reaper operators say when they home from work.

411 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:54:09pm

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my douche."

412 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:54:21pm

The Texas Chainsaw Douche

413 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:54:59pm

Even Cowgirls Get the Douche

414 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:55:02pm

Disney favorites:

Beauty and the Douche
Doucherella
Snow White and the Seven Douches
The Little Douchemaid
The Princess and the Douche
Sleeping Douchey
Douchules
Douchahontas
The Doucheback of Notre Dame
The Douche King
Douchelan

415 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:55:09pm

re: #411 jaunte

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my douche."

make him a douche he can't refuse

416 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:55:10pm

North Douche Forty

417 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:55:20pm

re: #409 Floral Giraffe

Debbie Does Douche!

Behind the Green Douche
Douche Throat
The Devil in Miss Douche

418 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:55:23pm

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna douche anymore"!!

419 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:56:14pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Douche

420 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:56:26pm

Douchenstein
Interview with a Douche
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Douche

421 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:56:33pm

Thelma & La Douche!

422 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:56:42pm

re: #419 Charles

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Douche

kinky

423 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:56:50pm

"That'll douche, pig, that'll douche."

424 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:57:06pm

Chitty Chitty Douchebag

425 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:57:20pm

re: #423 jaunte

"That'll douche, pig, that'll douche."

Well played.

426 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:57:33pm

The world in 80 douches!

427 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:57:44pm

Bob & Carol & Ted & Douche

428 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:57:53pm

re: #424 Jimmah

Chitty Chitty Douchebag

The Sound of Douching.

429 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:01pm

Argh,
Around the world in 80 douches.

430 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:09pm

"You don't understand, I could've had class, I coulda been a contender, I could've been somebody... instead of a douche which is what I am, let's face it…"

431 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:12pm

re: #427 Gus 802

Bob & Carol & Ted & Douche

When Harry Douched Sally

432 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:29pm

re: #429 Floral Giraffe

Argh,
Around the world in 80 douches.

It's a MAD MAD Douche

433 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:29pm

re: #427 Gus 802

Bob & Carol & Ted & Douche

Bill and Ted's Great Douche Adventures.

434 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:47pm

Rocky, douches I
Rocky, douches II
Rocky, douches III

435 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:48pm

re: #431 brookly red

When Harry Douched Sally

You've got Douche

436 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:58:57pm

Douchenet
Douchesmoke
Douche in the Family
Douche Knows Best
The Douchey Bunch

437 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:05pm

Douchestruck

438 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:14pm
439 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:34pm

Douche Hard

440 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:36pm

OT: SFZ I am sooo sorry for this.

441 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:49pm

Spinal Douche

442 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 7:59:51pm

Douche by Douchewest.

443 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:00:10pm

Rodan just called Reginald Perrin a "Pedophille". Utter insanity offered without evidence. Typical for some who truly is a douche.

444 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:00:19pm

A Man Named Douche.

445 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:00:27pm

re: #439 Charles

Douche Hard

yippy I Owe Ky Spray Mother Phucker!

446 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:00:36pm

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to douche."

447 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:00pm

re: #446 jaunte

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to douche."

HA!

448 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:09pm

re: #444 Cannadian Club Akbar

A Man Named Douche.

Or should that have been "called"? Oh well.

449 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:10pm

The Island of Dr. Douche.

450 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:12pm

Douche Shrugs.

Memorable quotes:
"Who's John Douche?"
"Is a woman not entitled to the squirt of her douche?"

451 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:17pm

I'm waiting for that upcoming 3-D animated movie, Douche-spicable Me.

452 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:24pm

Plan Douche From Outer Space

453 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:42pm

The Great Douche Robbery.

454 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:52pm

re: #452 Gus 802

Douche Nine from Outer Space?

455 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:54pm

"It was you, Charlie. I could've been a douche."

456 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:01:57pm

5 Easy Douches

457 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:18pm

Water World

(really, it's bad enough on its own)

458 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:20pm

Douching in the Rain

459 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:23pm

re: #439 Charles

Douche Hard

Douche Hard with a Vengeance

460 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:28pm

Space Oddessy from Douche!

461 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:48pm

Blazing Douches

462 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:55pm

WWII:

Douchebag at the Gates
Casadouche
The Big Red Douche
Douches of Our Fathers

463 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:02:58pm

The Passion of the Douche

464 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:01pm

Planet of the Douches.

465 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:09pm

I can't wait to see tomorrow Top 10. Heh.

466 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:15pm

The Maltese Douche

467 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:34pm

re: #462 Dark_Falcon

WWII:

Douchebag at the Gates
Casadouche
The Big Red Douche
Douches of Our Fathers

The Thin Red Douche.

468 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:36pm

The Prodouchers

469 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:37pm

Some Hemingway..

The Douche Also Rises
The Old Douche and The Sea
A Farewell to Douches
For Whom the Douche Trolls

470 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:45pm

"They call me Mister Douche!"

From In the Heat of the Douche

471 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:48pm

Douche and Doucher

Das Douche

Dirty Douching

472 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:54pm

Damn it Jim! I am an Engineer not a Gynecologist!

473 albusteve  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:58pm

Scotty!..give me more douche!

474 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:03:59pm

NYPD Douche.

475 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:04:18pm

Doucharella

476 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:04:29pm

Douche on the River Kwai
Douche Before Dishonor
Rumble Douche

477 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:04:38pm

Featuring Stevie Wonder, who by all accounts stole the show at Glastonbury this weekend:

Night Folks :)

478 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:04:47pm

Mommie Douchest

479 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:04:55pm

The Douche Is Not Enough

Quantum of Douche

480 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:01pm

"You're gonna need a bigger douche." from Jaws

481 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:01pm

re: #468 Charles

The Prodouchers

"don't be stupid be a samarty come & clean the nazi party"

482 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:16pm

The Green Douche.

483 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:16pm

re: #473 albusteve

The douchelithium crystals are almost exhausted.

484 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:53pm

re: #483 jaunte

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent douches down here!

485 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:05:56pm

A Boy and His Douche.

486 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:00pm

A Douche Runs Through It
Brokeback Douche

487 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:04pm

Tom Cruise:
All the Right Douches
Vanilla Douche
Douchey Business
Minority Douche
Douches of Thunder
Eyes Wide Douche

/Top Douche was already done

488 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:07pm

Watership Douche

489 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:07pm

re: #483 jaunte

The douchelithium crystals are almost exhausted.

Hes douched Jim...

490 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:15pm

"I've always relied in the kindness of douches."
"I love the smell of douche in the morning"
"Open the pod bay doors, DOUCHE"
"Douchebud"

491 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:42pm

Saving Private Douche

492 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:43pm

I could douche this all night.

Pulp Douche
Reservoir Douches

Natural Born Douches

493 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:46pm

re: #490 Nimed


"Open the pod bay doors, DOUCHE"


I can't douche that, Dave.

494 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:06:55pm

re: #440 brookly red

OT: SFZ I am sooo sorry for this.

It's...OK...just sort of interesting from a psychological perspective.

495 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:01pm

re: #487 Dark_Falcon

Tom Cruise:
All the Right Douches
Vanilla Douche
Douchey Business
Minority Douche
Douches of Thunder
Eyes Wide Douche

/Top Douche was already done

The Color of Douche

496 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:22pm

It's a Wonderful Douche
Mr. Douche goes to Washington

497 freetoken  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:24pm

No Douche For Old Men

498 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:36pm

"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my douche."

499 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:53pm

re: #497 freetoken

No Douche For Old Men

Grumpy Old Douches
Douchehog Day

500 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:07:59pm

re: #497 freetoken

No Douche For Old Men

that's it token lighten up...

501 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:00pm

Apollo Douche.

502 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:09pm

The Wrath of Douche

503 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:18pm

re: #458 The Shadow Do

Douching in the Rain

The Philadelphia Douche
Beat the Douche
The Maltese Douche

504 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:24pm

Douchealot.

Monty Python and the Holy Douche

And Now For Something Completely Douchey.

505 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:28pm

Douche Boulevard.

506 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:30pm

Grumpy Old Douches.

507 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:08:55pm

Douche Trek III: The Search for More Money

508 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:04pm

re: #494 SanFranciscoZionist

It's...OK...just sort of interesting from a psychological perspective.

You're over-analyzing this. Sometimes a douche is just a douche.

509 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:07pm

Is there some sort of world record for consecutive douche jokes?

510 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:09pm

Douche on the Nile.

511 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:11pm

Meet the Douches.

512 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:41pm

re: #509 gearhead

Is there some sort of world record for consecutive douche jokes?

I got Gunniess on the line...

513 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:09:59pm

China Douche. (both movie and TV fit here. Heh)

514 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:26pm

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Douche

515 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:28pm

All in the Douche.

516 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:38pm

So you think you can douche

517 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:39pm

Douchler's List

518 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:42pm

re: #512 brookly red

I got Gunniess on the line...

Finally, I can say I've done something with my life...

519 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:43pm

The Big Red Douche

The Dirty Douches

Kelly's Douches

Magnum Douche

A man's got to know his douches. - Clint Eastwood.

520 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:10:45pm

Douchey Darko.

521 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:00pm

Mr. Holland's Douche.

522 [deleted]  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:06pm
523 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:06pm

re: #516 Nimed

So you think you can douche

douche your ass off...

524 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:26pm

re: #521 Charles

Double score.

525 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:33pm

re: #508 Nimed

You're over-analyzing this. Sometimes a douche is just a douche.

A Douche Named Desire

The Glass Doucherie

526 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:33pm

re: #521 Charles

Globular Douches!

527 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:41pm

A Fist Full of Douches

528 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:46pm

re: #510 jaunte

Douche on the Nile.

Romancing the Douche.

529 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:11:47pm

Bye Bye Douchebag

530 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:10pm

The Douching Pool.

531 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:15pm

The Hunchback of Notre Douche

532 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:24pm

re: #529 Charles

Bye Bye Douchebag

wait... who got canned?

533 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:43pm

Close Encounters of the Douche Kind.

534 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:43pm

Atlas Douches

535 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:48pm

The Teahouse of the August Douche
Paper Douche
A Douche To Remember

536 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:12:52pm

Douching Miss Daisy.

537 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:03pm

101 douchemations

538 Reginald Perrin  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:06pm

re: #443 Dark_Falcon

Rodan just called Reginald Perrin a "Pedophille". Utter insanity offered without evidence. Typical for some who truly is a douche.


Little ricky is still upset about me exposing him as a liar when he claimed to meet Sammy Hagar at Cabo Wabo in Cabo San Lucas.

That was when Rodan was working with Eric Odom on one of his previous failed stalker blogs. I also may have played a role in making that stalker blog get flushed off the tubes. Eric Odom made sure it vanished without a trace.

539 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:10pm

The Douche of Zorro

540 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:14pm

The Seven Douches of Highly Effective People

541 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:15pm

A Douche Called Wanda

542 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:31pm

The Four Douches of the Apocalypse

543 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:36pm

SPARTAAANS! TONIGHT, WE DOUCHE IN HELL!

544 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:37pm

"Douches, we don't need no stinking douches..."

545 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:43pm

re: #541 Charles

HAH. Already played, Sir!

546 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:46pm

An Inconvenient Douche

547 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:13:52pm

Douche Soup.

548 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:18pm

The Hunchback of Notre Douche

549 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:19pm

Four Douches and a Funeral.

550 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:33pm

Run Silent, Run Douche

551 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:37pm

Bill and Ted's Excellent Douche

Star Wars, Ep. 1: The Phantom Douche
Star Wars, Ep. 2: Attack of the Douches
Star Wars, Ep. 3: Revenge of the Douche

552 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:40pm

Batdouche!

553 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:41pm

Harper Valley D.O.U.C.H.E.

554 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:14:51pm

Erin Doucheavich.
Pretty Douche
Mystic Douche

555 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:13pm

re: #547 jaunte

Douche Soup.

upding

...and eewwww

556 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:17pm

Douchestock

557 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:25pm

re: #554 Cannadian Club Akbar

An officer and a douche

558 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:30pm

The Douche Brothers

559 Turu The Terrible  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:41pm

The Douchenator

560 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:58pm

Douchegate... it's flushes sideways

561 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:15:59pm

As God is my witness, I will never, Never! Douche again...

562 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:15pm

re: #558 Charles

It's a 1000 miles to Chicago, we've got a pack of douches, it's dark out. And We're wearing douches. Douche it!

563 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:25pm

Dancing with Douches!
(Are we on TV yet?)

564 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:34pm

All The President's Douche
Independence Douche

565 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:49pm

Three Men and a Douche
Three Douches

566 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:51pm

"Charlie don't douche."

567 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:16:55pm

The Douche Who Shot Liberty Valance
A Douche in the Sun
Rosemary's Douche

568 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:17:11pm

re: #538 Reginald Perrin

Throws a silly hat.
Here, put this on!

569 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:17:19pm

I just heard from Guinness ... I just got the longest thread jack on record!

Wooo Hooo!

570 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:17:21pm

Cool Hand Douche

571 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:18:06pm

re: #570 Gus 802

Cool Hand Douche

"What we have here, is failure... failure to douche..."

572 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:18:11pm

White Men Can't Douche

573 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:18:12pm

Douchette Bullet!

574 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:18:37pm

Douche of a Salesman... I like the classics

575 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:18:58pm

re: #574 brookly red

Doucheferatu.

576 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:19:10pm

re: #574 brookly red

Douche of a Salesman... I like the classics

Glengary Glen Douche

577 Turu The Terrible  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:19:16pm

Douche Cassidy and the Sundouche Kid

578 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:19:40pm

re: #577 Turu The Terrible

towfer!

579 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:19:47pm

re: #577 Turu The Terrible

Douche Cassidy and the Sundouche Kid

Easy Doucher.

580 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:20:21pm

re: #538 Reginald Perrin

Little ricky is still upset about me exposing him as a liar when he claimed to meet Sammy Hagar at Cabo Wabo in Cabo San Lucas.

That was when Rodan was working with Eric Odom on one of his previous failed stalker blogs. I also may have played a role in making that stalker blog get flushed off the tubes. Eric Odom made sure it vanished without a trace.

He has no concept of limits, does he?

581 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:20:21pm

Fear and Douching in Las Vegas.

582 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:20:46pm

re: #581 Cannadian Club Akbar

Fear and Douching in Las Vegas.

the best yet!

583 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:04pm

Titanic Douche!

584 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:06pm

Mo' Douche Blues

585 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:10pm

Brave Douche World
I, Douchius
Lord of the Douches
Heart of Douchness
The Call of the Douche

586 Turu The Terrible  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:26pm

The Douche with No Name Trilogy:

Fistfull of Douches
For A Few Douches More
The Good, The Bad, and the Douche

587 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:27pm

Return of the douche!

588 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:35pm

Douche Diaries.

589 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:39pm

Douche 22

590 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:48pm

The Ten... The Ten Douches...

The Magnificent Douches
The Douche and I

591 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:51pm

Revenge of the douche.
(Not pretty).

592 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:21:52pm

The Road to Doucheville

593 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:17pm

The Man with One Red Douche

594 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:23pm

re: #592 jaunte

The Road to Doucheville

is paved with good insertions...

595 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:29pm

re: #568 Floral Giraffe

Throws a silly hat.
Here, put this on!

Stalker Edition:

song_and_douche_man
douchefreekiller
We Douche Government
douchecrash
grimdouchego
douche of lead

596 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:34pm

Escape from Douche-atraz.

597 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:45pm

Star Wars Episode I: The Douche Menace

598 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:22:54pm

Douches With Wolves

599 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:04pm

re: #596 Floral Giraffe

Escape from Douche-atraz.

The Doucheman of Alcatraz

600 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:05pm

The Hudsucker Douche.

Raising Douche

601 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:14pm

re: #595 Dark_Falcon

Stalker Edition:

song_and_douche_man
douchefreekiller
We Douche Government
douchecrash
grimdouchego
douche of lead

Have you beed drinking? Invoke the Iron Douche rule!!

602 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:16pm

That Thing You Douche

603 Turu The Terrible  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:23pm

The Douche On The River Kwai

604 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:34pm

Douchebusters

605 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:37pm

The Princess Douche.

"Never bet against a Sicilian when douche is on the line."

606 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:38pm

I love musicals
Doucher on the Roof

607 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:39pm

Marathon Douche

608 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:23:51pm

The Postman Always Douches Twice

609 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:24:30pm

re: #606 The Shadow Do

I love musicals
Doucher on the Roof

the 6 Douches of Separation

610 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:24:44pm

re: #602 BongCrodny

That Thing You Douche

Castadouche
The DoucheVinci Code
Angels and Douches

611 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:24:51pm

Searching for Bobby Doucher.

612 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:25:19pm

28 Douches Later

613 Reginald Perrin  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:25:35pm

re: #580 Dark_Falcon

He has no concept of limits, does he?

Martinez is totally disconnected from reality. Someday I will forward you some of the numerous death threats the intellectual midget emailed to me.
What I can't understand about Rodan stalking Charles is why he was planning it early in the spring of 2008, long before he was banned at LGF

614 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:25:45pm

Field of Douches
The Bad News Douches
Major Douche

615 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:25:50pm

On the Douche
The Man in the Iron Douche

616 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:25:51pm

Douchin' in the Rain

617 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:26:03pm

Doucheconstructing Harry.

618 lawhawk  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:26:08pm

Call of the Douche
Shaun of the Douche

619 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:26:18pm

An Douche in Paris

620 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:26:24pm

30 Douches Over Tokyo

621 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:01pm

Douche, Douche, Douche!!!

622 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:10pm

Clockwork-Douche

623 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:13pm

Ferris Bueller's Douche Off.

624 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:17pm

Douchezilla

625 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:19pm

The Evil That Men Douche

626 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:27:58pm

Red Douche.

627 dan_lo  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:28:05pm

Dead presidents agree: Rick Barber for Congress.

Is this a schtick?

628 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:28:27pm

The Talented Mr Douche.

629 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:28:29pm

re: #626 Cannadian Club Akbar

Red Douche.

doucheverines!

630 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:28:43pm

re: #269 gearhead

"Rebel without a..."

Rebel Without a Douche

631 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:29:33pm

Johnny Doucherously.

632 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:29:38pm

River over Douche

633 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:29:40pm

Viva Las Douches

634 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:30:08pm

re: #632 Floral Giraffe

River over Douche

The Douche on the River Kwai

635 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:30:10pm

All the President's Douches

636 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:30:46pm

re: #635 Floral Giraffe

All the President's Douches

5 Douches in May.

637 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:01pm

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdouche

638 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:04pm

Journey to the Center of the Douche

639 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:16pm

This is a fun thread, but the one where PETA sent the President a fly catcher is still tops in my book.:)

640 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:27pm

The Douche the Earth Stood Still...

641 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:31pm

My Fair Douche

642 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:33pm

re: #637 jaunte

Two men douche, one man leaves!

643 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:31:54pm

Douches of October
A Hard Day's Douche
To Live and Douche in L.A.

644 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:32:04pm

Running Douche.

645 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:32:16pm

Run Silent, Douche Deep

646 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:32:31pm

re: #638 Charles

Journey to the Center of the Douche

60,000 Douches Under the Sea.

647 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:32:32pm

Red Douche!

648 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:32:47pm

Douche in the City.

649 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:05pm

What's New, Doucheycat?

650 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:05pm

The League of Extraordinary Douchebags

651 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:21pm

re: #613 Reginald Perrin

Martinez is totally disconnected from reality. Someday I will forward you some of the numerous death threats the intellectual midget emailed to me.
What I can't understand about Rodan stalking Charles is why he was planning it early in the spring of 2008, long before he was banned at LGF

Maybe he'd already realized that he hated Charles but planned to play the Rebel Leader here as long as he could.

Here's what he really is.

652 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:26pm

Mississippi Douching

653 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:36pm

John Carpenter's They Douche!

654 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:37pm

Breakfast at La Doucheries

655 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:33:53pm

Diamonds are for douches

656 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:02pm

A Shot in the Douche

657 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:05pm

Douche, Where's My Car?

658 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:16pm

A Douche of Their Own.

659 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:29pm

From Douche Till Dawn scary!

660 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:38pm

The Milagro Beanfield Douche

661 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:39pm

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Douched

662 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:34:43pm

The Douching.

all douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all Douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche And no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche and no Play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche and no play makes Jack a Dull boy.

663 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:08pm

I shrunk the douche!

664 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:25pm

What Ever Happened to Baby Douche?

665 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:34pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Douches

666 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:43pm

Assault on Douche 13

667 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:45pm

Peter Piped Picked a peck of pickled....
yes....
douches!

668 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:35:53pm

Animated?
Snow White and the Seven Douches

669 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:03pm

Miami Douche
All Quiet on the Western Douche

670 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:04pm

8 and a Half Douches. (Love Kim)

671 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:21pm

re: #668 The Shadow Do

Mickey & the seven douches!

672 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:25pm

re: #662 jaunte

The Douching.

all douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all Douche and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche And no play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche and no Play makes Jack a dull boy.
all douche and no play makes Jack a Dull boy.

Heeere's Douchey!

673 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:29pm

The Taking of Doucheham 123

674 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:31pm

We are getting duplicate douches.

675 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:39pm

re: #668 The Shadow Do

Animated?
Snow White and the Seven Douches

Toy Douches!!

676 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:36:44pm

re: #668 The Shadow Do

Animated?
Snow White and the Seven Douches

DOUCHE-E

677 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:00pm

re: #674 Alouette

We are getting duplicate douches.

101 douches?

678 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:02pm

Marmadouche

679 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:09pm

Star douche wars!

680 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:15pm

re: #674 Alouette

We are getting duplicate douches.

For a while now.

681 gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:24pm

re: #676 Nimed

DOUCHE-E

Summer's E-VA!

682 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:36pm

"this is a 44. masengill the most powerful douchebag in the world...
tell me punk, do you feel lucky?

683 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:37:45pm

re: #680 Nimed

Meh. Try for a new one!
Douche!
///

684 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:38:11pm

Inherit the Douche

685 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:38:18pm

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Douching.

686 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:38:37pm

"Fill yer douche you sonofabitch"

687 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:39:08pm

Frankly Scarlett I don't give a douche...

688 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:39:31pm

Confessions of a Douchaholic

689 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:39:50pm

re: #686 The Shadow Do

"Fill yer douche you sonofabitch"

True Douche - a classic

690 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:11pm

Dickens:

David Doucherfield
Oliver Douche
A Tale of Two Douches
Martin Douchlewit
Douche House
The Old Douchiosity Shop

691 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:25pm

Doucher in a Douche's World
The Douche is a Hard Mistress
20,000 Duches Under the Sea

692 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:29pm

Scooby Dooby Douche
Where are youche?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby Dooby Douche
Where are youche?
We need some help from you now.

693 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:35pm

I don't know if I douche so much because my wife left me, or if my wife left me because I douche so much. But, fuck it anyway.

-Leaving Las Vegas.

694 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:55pm

re: #690 Alouette

"It was the best of douches, it was the worst of douches..."

695 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:40:57pm

Das Doocsh

696 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:41:15pm

A Douche is Born

697 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:41:17pm

Little Shop of Douches.

698 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:41:25pm

The Tin Douche.

699 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:41:58pm

Mark Twain:

Douche on the Mississippi
The Adventures of Tom Douchyer
Douchleberry Finn
Douchin'head Wilson
The Gilded Douche
Douchin' It
Innocents Adouche

700 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:10pm

re: #698 jaunte

The Tin Douche.

Gunga Dousche.

701 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:28pm

The Oddouchy

702 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:31pm

The Douchecameron.

703 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:36pm

Cat on a hot tin douche!

704 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:50pm

Goodbye, Virginia Douche

705 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:42:52pm

Catcher in the Douche.

706 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:00pm

Douchonomicon
A Scanner Douchely

707 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:06pm

War and Douche

708 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:18pm

This douche thread started with Gus here:
re: #249 Gus 802

Yep. It's because he's a psycho douche.


Look at the time stamp.
LOOK AT THE TIME STAMP!
An hour and a half later, and you're still at it?

We gotta end up with a Volume 3, this thread should have a Place of Honor.

709 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:21pm

Rudolf the Red Nosed Douchebag.

710 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:55pm

re: #703 Floral Giraffe

Cat on a hot tin douche!

Another Southern Classic "Douche Road"

711 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:43:56pm

re: #708 reine.de.tout

We'll have to set in in 4 point type to get it all in.

712 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:03pm

The Usual Doushebags... aka the hunt for Kaiser Douchesay

713 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:06pm

Frosty the Douchebag.

714 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:08pm

re: #708 reine.de.tout

This douche thread started with Gus here:

Look at the time stamp.
LOOK AT THE TIME STAMP!
An hour and a half later, and you're still at it?

We gotta end up with a Volume 3, this thread should have a Place of Honor.

=)

715 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:35pm

Y Su Douche Tambien

716 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:41pm

Shakespeare:

Romeo and Douchiet
Douchlet
MacDouche
King Douche
Twelfth Douche
As You Douche It
The Merry Douches of Windsor
Julius Doucher
Douchello

717 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:44:56pm

The Douching of Pelham 1 2 3

718 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:45:18pm

re: #708 reine.de.tout

This douche thread started with Gus here:

Look at the time stamp.
LOOK AT THE TIME STAMP!
An hour and a half later, and you're still at it?

We gotta end up with a Volume 3, this thread should have a Place of Honor.

I am that good at thread jacking... give me some props

719 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:45:20pm

The Douche of Nations
Principia Douchematica

720 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:45:23pm

Rollerdouche.

721 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:45:50pm

The Douche Couple

722 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:45:50pm

re: #720 Cannadian Club Akbar

Rollerdouche.

Slap Douche.

723 The Shadow Do  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:46:16pm

This is a Farewell to Douchebags.

That's right, it's late, off to bed.

724 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:46:22pm

re: #716 Alouette

Henry the Douche:

"When we have matched our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the douche!"

725 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:46:25pm

Douchehead Revisited.

726 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:10pm

A Douche With a View.

727 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:14pm

Douche Treat

728 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:16pm

Irma La Douche

729 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:36pm

I kinda wonder if people waiting for the door to open so they can join are rethinking right about now. Heh.

730 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:37pm

A boy & his douche!

731 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:47:55pm

Old douche-er

732 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:48:27pm

Romancing the Douche

733 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:48:28pm

A field of douches.

734 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:49:04pm

The Douche Purple.

735 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:49:10pm

A Confederacy of Douches.

736 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:49:16pm

re: #729 Cannadian Club Akbar

I kinda wonder if people waiting for the door to open so they can join are rethinking right about now. Heh.

asses to asses douche to douche, bury the thread and mo...

no f dat we havin fun!

737 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:49:40pm

My Left Douche

738 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:09pm

Buffy the Vampire Doucher

739 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:19pm

Douche and Out in Beverly Hills

740 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:29pm

Polterdouche

741 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:29pm

Desperate DoucheWives.

742 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:29pm

Sex & the Douchers!

743 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:50:42pm

Breaking the Douches. (abstract there)

744 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:06pm

re: #739 jaunte

Douche and Out in Beverly Hills

Beverly Hills Douche.

745 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:13pm

I'm also going to log off. It's been fun, but I have to get up early tomorrow.

746 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:16pm

Soapdouche, starring Robert Douchey, Jr.

747 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:20pm

A Douche of Evil

748 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:57pm

My favorite show:
Douche the Bounty Hunter

749 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:51:58pm

the douche the earth stood still

750 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:52:22pm

Attack of the 50-Foot Douchebag

751 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:52:29pm

re: #749 brookly red

Journey to the center of the Douche!

752 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:53:03pm

Man, I needed this after today.:)

753 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:53:14pm

I wonder . . .how many of these are going to end up in the top 10?

754 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:53:29pm

Kindergarten Douche.

755 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:53:40pm

re: #753 reine.de.tout

Get dinging, my dear!

756 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:53:52pm

re: #753 reine.de.tout

I wonder . . .how many of these are going to end up in the top 10?

I mentioned that earlier.

757 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:54:04pm

No Douche for old Men

758 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:54:21pm

Douche Club

Tyler Durden: "I want you to douche me as hard as you can."
759 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:54:33pm

750 plus comments. Prolly 500 have douche in them.

760 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:55:00pm

The Breakfast Douche

761 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:55:21pm

Crouching Tiger, Douching Dragon

762 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:55:23pm

Terminator, the douche

763 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:55:34pm

re: #759 Cannadian Club Akbar

750 plus comments. Prolly 500 have douche in them.

better to douche than strafe, no?

764 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:55:50pm

re: #759 Cannadian Club Akbar

750 plus comments. Prolly 500 have douche in them.

It evolved. :)

765 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:02pm

Douchebusters

When someone asks you "if you're a douche?" you say, "Yes!"

766 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:06pm

Other blogs watching us:
Stormdouche
Hot Douche

767 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:10pm

I'm nominating this one for the top 10, it needs at least 12 updings:


re: #694 jaunte

"It was the best of douches, it was the worst of douches..."

768 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:10pm

Conan, the douche.

769 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:15pm

The Undoucheables

770 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:35pm

Douchenet

771 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:42pm

re: #766 Cannadian Club Akbar

Other blogs watching us:
Stormdouche
Hot Douche

World net Douchers.

772 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:46pm

re: #769 Gus 802

Agent double O Douche, answers his shoe phone...

773 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:56:59pm

David Copperdouche

774 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:07pm

re: #769 Gus 802

The Undoucheables

"You can get further with a kind word and a douche than you can with just a kind word.

775 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:09pm

Big Trouble in Little Douchebag

776 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:09pm

Gilligan's Doucheisland

777 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:15pm

The Heart of Doucheness

778 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:22pm

alas poor Douchbag, I knew him well...

779 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:57:46pm

re: #778 brookly red

alas poor Douchbag, I knew him well...

The Hunchdouche of Notre Dame

780 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:18pm

The Elephant Douche

"I am not an animal, I am, a douche."

781 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:23pm

Phantom of the Doucheopera
Werewolves of Doucheland

782 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:27pm

what fools these douchebags be....

783 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:45pm

Alice in Doucheland

784 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:50pm

re: #781 Floral Giraffe

Phantom of the Doucheopera
Werewolves of Doucheland

A Douchebag in London.

785 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:58:58pm

Edward douchehands

786 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:01pm

Logan's Douche

787 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:22pm

re: #784 Cannadian Club Akbar

A Douchebag in London.

An American Dochebag in London, pimf

788 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:26pm

The Douche Patrol

789 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:29pm

Soylent Douche.

(ICK!)

790 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:34pm

re: #785 Floral Giraffe

Edward douchehands

What's Eating Gilbert Douche

791 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 8:59:49pm

Romeo and JulieDouche

792 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:00:07pm

re: #785 Floral Giraffe

Edward douchehands

come squeeze harder we came make 1,000!

793 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:00:07pm

Douche Velvet

794 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:00:47pm

We're starting our own IMDB.com here.

Except the "DB" doesn't stand for "database."

795 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:00:51pm

re: #766 Cannadian Club Akbar

The Douchington Post
The Douche Report
ThinkDouche.org
Andrew Sullivan - The Daily Douche

796 Bagua  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:03pm

Gosh, what happened to the blog?

797 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:31pm

re: #796 Bagua

Gosh, what happened to the blog?

It's an echo chamber, no?
/

798 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:32pm

E.D. The Extra Doucheial

799 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:35pm

Reservoir Douches

800 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:35pm

I take my grrl out to dinner and this is what i get for leaving Brookly unsupervised...

801 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:40pm

I'm not sure what kind of conversation I just stumbled into.

802 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:01:43pm

re: #796 Bagua

Gosh, what happened to the blog?

heheheheh... were are just cleaning it.

803 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:02:03pm

Moby Douche

For Whom the Douche Tolls

804 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:02:28pm

My Douche with Andre

805 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:02:36pm

re: #796 Bagua

re: #800 Aceofwhat?

re: #801 Mad Al-Jaffee

Get with the program, guys!

806 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:02:48pm

re: #801 Mad Al-Jaffee

I'm not sure what kind of conversation I just stumbled into.

Fresh as a daisy.

807 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:02:59pm

The Mandouchean Candidate

808 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:03:19pm

re: #800 Aceofwhat?

I take my grrl out to dinner and this is what i get for leaving Brookly unsupervised...

coulda been worse... coulda left me with her :)

809 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:03:25pm

To Douche with Love

810 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:03:44pm

Blackboard Douche

811 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:03:46pm

I blame society for this thread. Or Obama. I mean Bush.
//

812 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:03:55pm

Douchespotting.

813 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:04:09pm

re: #811 Cannadian Club Akbar

I blame society for this thread. Or Obama. I mean Bush.
//

Clearly we have all been to public school! :)

814 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:04:40pm

re: #812 jaunte

Douchespotting.

Requiem for a Douche

815 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:04:48pm

The Big LeDoucheski.

816 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:04:55pm

re: #813 Gus 802

Clearly we have all been to public school! :)

oh don't be a douche bag

817 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:02pm

re: #813 Gus 802

Clearly we have all been to public school! :)

OMG I just remembered!
I went to Catholic School!
OMG, I am soooo going to hell . . .

818 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:22pm

Raging Douche

819 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:26pm

re: #814 Gus 802

"I coulda been a condoucher!"

820 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:30pm

re: #817 reine.de.tout

OMG I just remembered!
I went to Catholic School!
OMG, I am sooo going to hell . . .

Douche hell?

821 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:42pm

The Biggest Douche in the Universe (real South Park title)

822 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:05:56pm

re: #803 reine.de.tout

Moby Douche

For Whom the Douche Tolls

ACtually that last one should be:

For Whom the Douche Trolls

823 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:06:05pm

Caddydouche

824 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:06:41pm

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Douches

825 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:06:43pm

re: #805 reine.de.tout

re: #800 Aceofwhat?

re: #801 Mad Al-Jaffee

Get with the program, guys!

Fine, i'll take french films...

Le Pere Noel est une douche
Douche de Floret
Cyrano, Douche de Bergerat
La Cage aux Douches
Douches du Cons

826 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:10pm

re: #825 Aceofwhat?

Fine, i'll take french films...

Le Pere Noel est une douche
Douche de Floret
Cyrano, Douche de Bergerat
La Cage aux Douches
Douches du Cons

Wow!
I'm impressed.

827 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:12pm

When Douches Collide

828 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:13pm

all your douches are belonging to us... hehehe

829 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:22pm

Night of the Living Douche
Dawn of the Douche
Day of the Douche

The Passion of the Douche
Mad Douche Beyond Thuderdouche

830 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:23pm

The Crying Douche

831 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:37pm

re: #817 reine.de.tout

OMG I just remembered!
I went to Catholic School!
OMG, I am sooo going to hell . . .

Nah, just Doucheatory. You'll recover!

832 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:38pm

Barry Lyndouche

833 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:54pm

Douche Club

834 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:07:59pm

We should all join the National Douche Association. The very powerful Douche lobby group.

835 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:08:32pm

The Man in the Iron Douche

836 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:08:38pm

Arsenic and Old Douche

837 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:08:50pm

The People vs Larry Douche

838 Michael McBacon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:08:51pm

Time-traveling douchery.

839 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:08:52pm

re: #826 reine.de.tout

Wow!
I'm impressed.

Le Pere Noel est une Ordure is possibly one of the funniest movies ever...but i haven't seen it with subtitles, so i don't know how well it translates.

If you ever see it on Neflix or Blockbuster or whatever, though, try it!

840 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:09:12pm

re: #836 jaunte

Arsenic and Old Douche

God I love that movie.

841 Aceofwhat?  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:09:39pm

re: #834 Cannadian Club Akbar

We should all join the National Douche Association. The very powerful Douche lobby group.

Dude. The American Douche Liberties Union will stand up for our rights.

842 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:09:44pm

American Douche X

843 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:10:02pm

"He's Douchetacus!"

844 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:10:21pm

Everything you always wanted to know about Douche but were afraid to ask.

845 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:10:24pm

Douche and Douchier

846 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:10:40pm

re: #844 blueraven

Everything you always wanted to know about Douche but were afraid to ask.

Behind the Green Douche

847 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:10:57pm

Douching Can Wait.

848 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:11:11pm

it's just a step to the left
and then a jump to the right
put your hands on your hips
and squeeze the bag real tight

849 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:11:29pm

28 Douches Later

I Spit on Your Douche

Douche Your Wagon

The Good the Bad and the Douchey

850 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:11:31pm

re: #847 Cannadian Club Akbar

Douching Can Wait.

Doucher vs. Doucher.

851 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:11:55pm

The Last Douche on the Left

852 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:11:58pm

re: #817 reine.de.tout

Ben-Douche
The Queen of Doucha
Quo Douchis?
Jesus Christ Superd...

The remnants of my Catholic education doesn't allow me to complete the last one.

853 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:03pm

5 summer douches

854 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:04pm

Douchestrict 9

855 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:07pm

Douchebags of the Caribbean

856 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:25pm

WaterDouche!

857 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:31pm

re: #852 Nimed

PIMF - don't allow me

858 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:37pm

The Wizard of Douche

Enough for me, time for bed.

859 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:52pm

re: #848 brookly red

it's just a step to the left
and then a jump to the right
put your hands on your hips
and squeeze the bag real tight

Hahahahahahahah! Oh, geez, I think I woke the kids...

860 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:52pm

The douche shoe diaries

861 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:12:52pm

Mighty Douchefrodity
Bullet Over Douchway

862 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:02pm

re: #851 Charles

The Last Douche on the Left

I don't wanna name names...

863 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:24pm

Lord of the Douchenozzles

864 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:36pm

Butch Cassidy and the Sundouche Kid

865 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:37pm

Douche on the waterfront

866 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:47pm

All the President's Douches.

867 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:13:49pm

The Douche and I

868 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:14:19pm

The Girl's Gotta Have a Douche

869 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:14:28pm

The mean streets of San Francisco Doucheberg!

870 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:14:53pm

re: #868 Charles

Girls just wanta have douche

871 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:04pm

Dungeons and Douches
Wardoucher 40,000

872 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:13pm

re: #869 Floral Giraffe

The mean streets of San Francisco Doucheberg!

From writer David Kelly:
LA Douche.

873 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:38pm

re: #872 Cannadian Club Akbar

From writer David Kelly:
LA Douche.

Ally McDouche.

874 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:41pm

Madonna: Truth or Douche

875 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:44pm

re: #862 brookly red

I don't wanna name names...

heh. And we appreciate that!

876 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:15:58pm

The Douchecreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

877 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:16:01pm

A Douche of Their Own

878 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:16:39pm

re: #874 Gus 802

Madonna: Truth or then Douche

fify

879 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:16:52pm

Douche Another Day

880 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:16:53pm

From Seth McFarlin:
Family Douche
American Douche

881 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:17:03pm

La Douché Vita

882 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:17:16pm

Douches of the Caribbean
(aka BP)

883 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:17:20pm

Oops, that was already done.

884 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:17:39pm

Office Douche!!! (that's my stapler, ouch)

885 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:17:39pm

Doucher Morant

886 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:05pm

re: #875 iceweasel

Bwahahah!
Ice!
*smooch*

887 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:11pm

Dr. Douche

888 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:13pm

Honey, I shrunk the Douche.

889 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:24pm

Westerns:

Douche Grit
Silveradouche
Bad Douche at Black Rock
A Big Douche For The Little Lady
The Quick and The Douche
Lonesome Douche

890 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:35pm

Douching Arizona

891 Cheechako  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:18:43pm

Man!!...after reading this thread I've got one douche of a headache!!111!!

892 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:05pm

Independence Douche.

893 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:07pm

Spaghetti Douche!
The man & the douche.

894 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:11pm

I can't wait for SFZ to show up and make her way through this thread.

895 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:19pm

re: #875 iceweasel

heh. And we appreciate that!

it has to do with honor... I will explain another time.

896 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:27pm

Douche the Right Thing.

897 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:19:55pm

Zane Grey?
Fishing in Doucheland.
Fishing off doucheland.
Swordfishing off Doucheland.

898 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:01pm

re: #894 reine.de.tout

I can't wait for SFZ to show up and make her way through this thread.

She was here earlier.

899 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:04pm

Douche Royale

900 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:08pm

Much Adouche About Nothing

901 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:38pm

When a man Loves a Douchebag.

902 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:53pm

1,000 douches before the overnight thread?

903 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:20:54pm

re: #894 reine.de.tout

I can't wait for SFZ to show up and make her way through this thread.

and I did apologize...

904 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:00pm

My Private Douchebag.

905 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:01pm

The Royal Tenendouches

906 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:20pm

I know I'm late to the party, but holy crap this guy is batshit insane...

907 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:28pm

re: #902 Killgore Trout

1,000 douches before the overnight thread?

At least we're keeping the conversation clean...

908 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:33pm

Miles Davis - Kind of Douche

909 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:21:46pm

Douche, where's my Car?

910 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:22:13pm

re: #906 JasonA

I know I'm late to the party, but holy crap this guy is batshit insane...

well you could call him a douche bag...

911 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:22:17pm

re: #908 Nimed

Miles Davis - Kind of Douche

Oh no. Now we're getting into album names. This might never stop.

Miles Davis - Bitches Douche

912 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:22:32pm

The Beatles - Hey, Douche

913 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:22:39pm

The Man Who Douched Liberty Valance

914 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:23:02pm

re: #904 Cannadian Club Akbar

My Private Douchebag.

ewww like anyone shares? ACK!

915 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:23:07pm

re: #912 Nimed

The Beatles - Hey, Douche

She douched me, ya, ya, ya...

916 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:23:34pm

re: #910 brookly red

well you could call him a douche bag...

Holy shit...

Almost 700 posts of douche jokes?

917 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:23:45pm

re: #911 Charles

Oh no. Now we're getting into album names. This might never stop.

Miles Davis - Bitches Douche

Eh. Still Miles Davies - Douches from Spain.

918 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:23:46pm

Shine on you crazy douchebag...

919 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:24:24pm

re: #918 Cannadian Club Akbar

Shine on you crazy douchebag...

See you on the douche side of the moon...

920 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:24:39pm

Good night, all you douchejokesters!
I look forward to finishing off the thread tomorrow.
Douche onward & upward.
Or, something like that!

921 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:25:02pm

re: #915 Cannadian Club Akbar

All You Need is Douche
Love, Love me Douche

922 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:25:10pm

re: #916 JasonA

Holy shit...

Almost 700 posts of douche jokes?

I think this is the real reason we can't have open registration around here. :P

923 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:25:20pm

Dead Kennedys: Too Drunk to Douche.

924 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:25:57pm

Ramones: Beat on the Douche

925 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:17pm

re: #916 JasonA

Holy shit...

Almost 700 posts of douche jokes?

I am a pro dude...

926 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:22pm

How did no one say Douches Wild? What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?

927 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:37pm

re: #923 iceweasel

Dead Kennedys: Too Drunk to Douche.

Doucheland Uber Alles.

928 reine.de.tout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:40pm

re: #916 JasonA

Holy shit...

Almost 700 posts of douche jokes?

More than 2 hours worth.

929 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:43pm

All you douches are OK in my book.:)

930 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:26:52pm

Eagles; Doucheperado

931 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:27:11pm

99 luft douche balloons

932 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:27:41pm

re: #931 Killgore Trout

Bravo, douche.

933 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:27:42pm

Douchearama

934 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:27:49pm

re: #930 jaunte

Eagles; Doucheperado

Queesnsryche: Operation Douchecrime.

935 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:28:08pm

Imagine there's no Douches
It's easy if you try...

936 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:28:31pm

Douche Fear the Reaper!

"More douchebell!"

937 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:28:39pm

re: #924 Gus 802

Ramones: Beat on the Douche

whit a baseball bat oh yeah! what can you do?

938 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:28:51pm

Not a movie, but since this thread is ostensibly about Rick Barber:

The Barber of Doucheville

939 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:29:07pm

re: #927 iceweasel

Doucheland Uber Alles.

Very good! :)

940 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:29:10pm

re: #935 Nimed

Imagine there's no Douches
It's easy if you try...

Cause I'm as free as a douchebag, and this bag you cannot change.

941 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:29:42pm

re: #924 Gus 802

Ramones: Beat on the Douche

Ramones: Do Ya Wanna Douche?
The KKK Took My Douchebag Away
Sheena is a Doucheblogger.

942 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:29:48pm

(Meanwhile, RS McCain's sycophantic scumbags are still going nuts on Twitter.)

943 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:30:11pm

re: #940 Cannadian Club Akbar

Douche in the wind, all we are is douche in the wind...

944 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:30:24pm

Douche Runner

945 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:30:29pm

re: #941 iceweasel

Ramones: Do Ya Wanna Douche?
The KKK Took My Douchebag Away
Sheena is a Doucheblogger.

Rock n Roll Doucheskool?

946 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:31:07pm

re: #943 jaunte

Douche in the wind, all we are is douche in the wind...

How long til the douche of no Return?

947 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:31:25pm

re: #942 Charles

(Meanwhile, RS McCain's sycophantic scumbags are still going nuts on Twitter.)

Speaking of douchebloggers...

948 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:31:52pm

re: #945 Cannadian Club Akbar

Rock n Roll Doucheskool?

I could almost like the weasel if she was a Ramones fan... baby steps.

949 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:32:28pm

"Don't Douche Me Like That" by Tom Petty & the Douchebaggers

950 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:33:06pm

A douche, a douche! My kingdom for a douche!

951 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:33:08pm

re: #948 brookly red

I could almost like the weasel if she was a Ramones fan... baby steps.

I saw them in a bar in Ft. Lauderdale. Was kool.

952 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:33:48pm

re: #948 brookly red

I could almost like the weasel if she was a Ramones fan... baby steps.

Love the Ramones.
Gus and I were talking about them on one overnight. If I still was in a band I'd totally do a cover called The JBS Took My Baby Away.

953 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:34:01pm

Douche, douche, douche. Da, da, da, is all I want to say to you.

954 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:34:44pm

49 to go... squeeze beeotches squeeze!

955 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:35:38pm

re: #947 iceweasel

Speaking of douchebloggers...

Douche Collins

956 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:37:02pm

See me...
Feel me...
Douche me...

957 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:37:08pm

re: #955 Gus 802

Douche Collins

Brilliant.
I'm going to do a Wingnut of the Week post about him at some point. Oh yes, precious. :)

958 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:37:19pm

This thread needs it's own Tshirt.

959 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:38:45pm

re: #958 Cannadian Club Akbar

This thread needs it's own Tshirt.

"I spent 2 1/2 hours using the word Douche and all I got was this stoopid shirt". Heh.

960 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:39:21pm

re: #958 Cannadian Club Akbar

This thread needs it's own Tshirt.

a football with a nozzle... not so much

961 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:42:17pm

This thread title should be changed to NSFW.

962 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:43:16pm

re: #961 Cannadian Club Akbar

It hasn't really been condouche-ive to serious conversation.

963 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:43:52pm

re: #961 Cannadian Club Akbar

This thread title should be changed to NSFW.

we got 29 users... surely we can make it to 1000

964 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:44:16pm

Another classic exchange with stupidblogger Donald Douglas. He posts:

@rsmccain What is up with that idiot Charles Johnson? Does he even have commenters any more? #Bloggers #JumpTheShark #SGP #p2

To which I replied:

Thousands. 2,250 comments so far today. How about you?

[...]

@AmPowerBlog Let's take a look at your front page: 0 comments, 0 comments, 0 comments, etc. Way to go! #Bloggers #JumpTheShark #SGP #p2

965 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:44:18pm

re: #962 jaunte

It hasn't really been condouche-ive to serious conversation.

Douché!

966 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:44:39pm

A Douche For All Seasons.

967 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:45:02pm

re: #962 jaunte

It hasn't really been condouche-ive to serious conversation.

I dedouche your logic to be misplaced :)

968 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:45:43pm

re: #964 Charles

We got 600 douche comments. And one more when I call him a douche. Dude, you're a douche!!!

969 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:45:59pm

re: #966 Spare O'Lake

A Douche For All Seasons.

Will no one rid me of this troublesome douche?

970 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:46:47pm

re: #967 brookly red

"That dedouche is far too louche, Lautrec," he said shortly.

971 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:46:54pm

re: #966 Spare O'Lake

A Douche For All Seasons.

Yes, I would give the douchebag benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!

972 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:47:08pm

re: #952 iceweasel

Love the Ramones.

Saw the Ramones in Bangor, Maine waaaay back in nineteen mumble mumble mumble.

They opened for Cheap Trick, and I'd guess maybe 25% of the folks there left and never came back once the Ramones finished their set.

973 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:47:17pm

It was a dark and stormy douche...

974 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:47:32pm

re: #969 iceweasel

Will no one rid me of this troublesome douche?

just you know, pull away like that...

975 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:47:48pm

re: #973 Cannadian Club Akbar

It was a dark and stormy douche...

Those are the ones mom told me to stay away from...

976 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:47:52pm

Throw Momma From the Douche.

977 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:48:37pm

Moby Douche

978 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:48:45pm

re: #974 brookly red

just you know, pull away like that...

It's a reference to the wrong Thomas. Not More (Man for all seasons) but Becket. No offense intended to anyone.

979 aurelius  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:48:48pm

thanks for staying on the high road... let others do the namecalling....

manque... jeebus. Outrageous. reminds me of the time some wingnut used the word "niggardly"... he was correctly forced to apologize.

980 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:50:26pm

The Douche of our Discontent

981 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:50:59pm

re: #979 aurelius

So, changing names of movies to using what could be seen as a racist term is the same?

982 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:51:31pm

Here come the assholes.

983 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:52:11pm

re: #982 Charles

Here come the assholes.


Morning, Honcos!

984 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:52:17pm

re: #979 aurelius

thanks for staying on the high road... let others do the namecalling...

manque... jeebus. Outrageous. reminds me of the time some wingnut used the word "niggardly"... he was correctly forced to apologize.

It was 'porch manque'. But thanks for playing.

985 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:52:38pm

re: #982 Charles

Here come the assholes.

Douches Charles. Are you new to the thread?
//

986 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:53:00pm

re: #979 aurelius

Need to borrow a douche? Sounds like you could use a mental douche.

987 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:53:11pm

re: #983 ryannon

Morning, Honcos!

Oh, what you've missed. Heh.

988 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:53:29pm

re: #983 ryannon

Morning, Honcos!

quick! say something about douches ... trust me.

989 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:54:03pm

I have not yet begun to douche!!

990 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:54:51pm

re: #988 brookly red

quick! say something about douches ... trust me.

Uh....Nothing like a nice cool one on a hot morning?

991 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:55:21pm

THEY CANNOT TAKE AWAY OUR DOUCHES!!!
-Bravedouche

992 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:55:45pm

re: #990 ryannon

Uh...Nothing like a nice cool one on a hot morning?

the douchefest lives!

993 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:55:53pm

re: #989 Cannadian Club Akbar

I have not yet begun to douche!!


Douché!

994 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:55:53pm

re: #979 aurelius

Come on. Say more. I need to debate you from an Argentine Progressive Peronista POV.

995 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:55:53pm

re: #982 Charles

Here come the assholes.

Dang! I don't know any enema jokes.

996 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:56:55pm

Douche unto others as you would have them douche unto you!

997 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:07pm

Enema of the State.

998 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:17pm

re: #995 Gearhead

Dang! I don't know any enema jokes.

gawd man it's just a misplaced douche ... we are so close

999 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:22pm

Meet John Douche

1000 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:34pm

I Have No Douche and I Must Clean!

1001 Firstinla  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:49pm

Just got here and as usual "jumped to the bottom." And it looks like its douch all the way up. Can someone give me a number where all this started? At first I thought maybe I had logged onto some female hygiene site.

1002 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:57:57pm

re: #995 Gearhead

Dang! I don't know any enema jokes.

The enema of my enemy is my friend!

1003 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:58:03pm

re: #979 aurelius

thanks for staying on the high road... let others do the namecalling...

manque... jeebus. Outrageous. reminds me of the time some wingnut used the word "niggardly"... he was correctly forced to apologize.

On the incredibly rare possibility you just don't get it, I will understand. The niggardly thing was a mistake all the way around. Niggardly has nothing to do with the word that is offensive, and was not used in a way that was meant to be offensive.

This is not a mistake. Whats-his-guts did not mean to call himself a porch fail. He knew exactly what he was doing, and did it on purpose to have a nic that sounded like a racial slur when said out loud.

Do you get it now?

Didn't think so.

1004 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:58:12pm

1000 douches under the Sea

1005 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:58:45pm

re: #1000 JasonA

I Have No Douche and I Must Clean!

Ladies and gentlemen (using those terms loosely) I give you comment 1000.

1006 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:59:06pm

re: #1002 ryannon

Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

1007 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:59:18pm

re: #1001 Firstinla

249/261

1008 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 9:59:27pm

I AM DOUCHEHOLIO!

1009 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:14pm

TP FOR MY ENEMA!

1010 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:22pm

re: #1008 ryannon

I AM DOUCHEHOLIO!

AND I NEED VINEGAR FOR MY...stopping there.

1011 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:28pm

Mr. Douche Goes To Washington

1012 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:39pm

With friends like this, who needs enemas?

1013 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:45pm

Douchestock II

1014 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:00:51pm

re: #1008 ryannon

I AM DOUCHEHOLIO!

too late the primaries are over... come back in 2 years.

1015 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:01:27pm

re: #996 ryannon

Douche unto others as you would have them douche unto you!

Douche as I say, not as I douche.

1016 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:01:28pm

The Right Stuff Douche

1017 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:01:55pm

....against all enemas, foreign and domestic...

1018 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:02:01pm

The enema is at our gates.

1019 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:02:25pm

re: #979 aurelius

What's the matter? Douche got your tongue?

1020 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:02:33pm

re: #1017 iceweasel

...against all enemas, foreign and domestic...

That's why we have the Department of Douchefense.

1021 jaunte  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:02:42pm

Never interrupt your enema when he is making a mistake.

1022 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:03:12pm

What a thread! Wait till I tell the guys at the orifice...

1023 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:03:33pm

Douchey Douchey Doo...

- Sinatra

1024 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:03:42pm

Joint
Douche
Attack
Munition

1025 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:03:50pm

I regret that I have only one douche to take for my country.

1026 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:04:15pm

re: #1023 brookly red

Douchey Douchey Doo...

- Sinatra

When the douche hits your eye like a big pizza pie...

Dean Martin

1027 aurelius  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:04:37pm

re: #1019 Charles

touche

1028 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:04:38pm

re: #1025 ryannon

I regret that I have only one douche to take for my country.

You spelled country wrong. Just sayin'.
//

1029 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:05:09pm

Ask not what your country can douche for you, but what you can douche for your country.

1030 Firstinla  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:05:50pm

I sure hope Reine doesn't put this one in the next cookbook. There's some major funny in these posts.

1031 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:05:56pm

re: #1029 iceweasel

Ask not what your country can douche for you, but what you can douche for your country.

Speak softly and carry a big douche.

1032 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:06:15pm

Four score and seven douches ago...

1033 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:06:30pm

re: #1030 Firstinla

I sure hope Reine doesn't put this one in the next cookbook. There's some major funny in these posts.

She did mention it.

1034 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:06:35pm

re: #1032 JasonA

Four score and seven douches ago...

I am not a douche.

Nixon

1035 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:06:54pm

re: #1031 Gus 802

Speak softly and carry a big douche.

Yet, he who lives by the douche shall die by the douche.

1036 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:07:11pm

re: #1034 Gus 802

I am not a douche.

Nixon

I want to make government so small you can drown it in a douchebag.

1037 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:07:30pm

re: #1034 Gus 802

I am not a douche.

Nixon

I did not have sex with that douche, Ms. Massengill.
Clinton

1038 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:02pm

re: #979 aurelius

thanks for staying on the high road... let others do the namecalling...

You're welcome, and think nothing of it.

1039 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:06pm

re: #1034 Gus 802

I am not a douche.

Nixon

YOU LIE!

/Douche Wilson

1040 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:27pm

re: #1037 Cannadian Club Akbar

I did not have sex with that douche, Ms. Massengill.
Clinton

I will not raise douchebags.
Bush 41

1041 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:37pm

re: #1039 iceweasel

YOU LIE!

/Douche Wilson

Douche panels!

Sarah Palin

1042 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:37pm

Childrens douche learn...

1043 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:08:42pm

re: #1035 Nimed

Yet, he who lives by the douche shall die by the douche.

you no buy da electric douchebag if you know what good is for you.

1044 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:16pm

Scaradouche!
Scaradouche!
Can you douche the fandango?

1045 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:21pm

re: #1034 Gus 802

I ask you to judge me by the anemas I have made.

FDR

1046 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:27pm

Douche you swear to tell the whole douche and nothing but the douche?

1047 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:34pm

A chicken in every pot and a douchebag in every bathroom!!

1048 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:37pm

re: #1036 JasonA

I want to make government so small you can drown it in a douchebag.

hahaha now douchebag drowns us...

1049 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:09:58pm

re: #1043 brookly red

you no buy da electric douchebag if you know what good is for you.

The douchebag is also cursed.

1050 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:10:01pm

It's the economy, douchebag!

1051 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:10:09pm

From each according to his ability, to each according to his douche.

1052 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:11:06pm

One small step for douche, one giant leap for douchekind.

1053 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:11:29pm

This is the only thread where you can call someone a douchebag and not care about a downding.

1054 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:11:47pm

Those who can, douche.

1055 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:11:57pm

Norwegian Douche

1056 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:12:54pm

I Wanna Hold Your Douche

1057 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:13:12pm

Why do you douche me like you do, do, do?

1058 blueraven  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:13:13pm

Douche nite all. Keep it clean.

1059 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:13:16pm

We spend more on douchebags than any other OECD nation, and yet 10% of our population doesn't have access to douches. And that's without counting the underdouched.

1060 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:13:31pm

Have you no douchency sir? At long last, have you no sense of douchency?

1061 Firstinla  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:13:51pm

Maybe Charles can find us some nice overnight music played on the douch bagpiope?

1062 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:14:16pm

Twist and Douche

1063 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:14:27pm

re: #1050 iceweasel

It's the economy, douchebag!

wow, that is tea party talk... glad you came around.

1064 Nimed  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:14:49pm

Douche not, that ye be not douched.

1065 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:15:00pm

re: #1056 Charles

I Wanna Hold Your Douche

Take it!
Take another little piece of my douche now, baby!

1066 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:15:14pm

Love Me Douche

1067 Firstinla  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:15:16pm

pmif: douch bag pipe...but you know what I meant

1068 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:15:32pm

re: #1054 ryannon

Those who can, douche.

those who can't teach.

1069 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:15:45pm

Heading toward 1100!!!

1070 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:16:39pm

Two douches were approaching,
And the Wingnuts began to howl!

1071 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:16:58pm

Voodouche Child

1072 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:17:12pm

Eight Douches a Week

1073 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:17:37pm

Up in the morning and off to douche....

- Chuck Berry

1074 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:18:05pm

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

1075 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:18:10pm

Listen, douche you want to know a secret...

1076 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:18:56pm

You ain't nothin' but a douchbag...

- Elvis Presley

1077 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:19:02pm

Mrs. Douche You've Got a Lovely Daughter

1078 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:19:16pm

A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for the bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of the bar. When his drink comes, he says, "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me."
The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is belligerent. "Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit!" he shouts.
The bartender becomes angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here and call the lady names."
The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink and give that douche bag down there a drink, too!"
Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What can I get for you?"
The woman replies, "Oh,... I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"

1079 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:19:17pm

re: #1074 Cannadian Club Akbar

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

Lawyers

(kidding! just kidding!)

1080 brookly red  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:20:13pm

re: #1074 Cannadian Club Akbar

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

yes but it is late in the day to discuss unions...

1081 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:20:30pm

Douchebags, the gift that keeps on giving.

1082 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:21:22pm

19 more comment!! Let's hit 1100!! Then I'm going to bed.

1083 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:21:53pm

Don't douche until you see the whites of their eyes.

1084 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:22:27pm

Douche long and prosper.

1085 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:22:29pm

A douche in time, saves nine.

1086 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:22:41pm

I'm counting cards with Charlie Douchebag.
-Douchebag man

1087 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:23:39pm

To douche or not to douche, that is the question.

1088 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:23:59pm

When the going gets hard, the hard get douchebags!!

1089 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:24:06pm

The Douche Is Out There.

1090 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:24:21pm

Bagdouche Bob.

1091 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:24:49pm

The Grand Douché of Luxembourg.

1092 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:24:58pm

re: #1090 JasonA

Bagdouche Bob.

Gibbs?
/

1093 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:25:12pm

Mussolini "il douche"

1094 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:25:29pm

re: #1092 Cannadian Club Akbar

You're on my enemas list, now.

1095 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:25:32pm

I have a lot to douche in the morning.

1096 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:25:36pm

Please Douche Me (whoa yeah, like I douche you)

1097 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:26:14pm

Gone With the Douchebag

1098 Gearhead  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:26:25pm

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving with a Douche.

1099 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:27:03pm

Show Me The Douche

1100 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:27:13pm

1100. I mean, first!!

1101 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:27:23pm

Douches are for closers.

1102 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:27:26pm

Charles has opened the Overnight Open Douche

1103 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:28:05pm

A Douchebag is Forever

1104 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:28:27pm

re: #1102 ryannon

Charles has opened the Overnight Open Douche

Sounds too kinky for me.

1105 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:28:31pm

re: #1102 ryannon

Charles has opened the Overnight Open Douche

Going there to say goodnight. Nighty ya'll. You killed me here.

1106 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:28:50pm

By the pricking of my thumbs/
something douchebag this way comes...

1107 ryannon  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:29:41pm

My douchebag overfloweth.

On to the Overnighter...

1108 Four More Tears  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:29:50pm

The Douche after Tomorrow.

1109 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:30:52pm

Little Douche Coupe

1110 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:31:34pm
1111 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:36:14pm

Douche, be not proud
thou some have called thee
mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so
For those whom thou thinkest thou dost overflow
douche not, poor Douche, nor yet canst thou douche me.

1112 BARACK THE VOTE  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:37:11pm

re: #1111 iceweasel

Douche, be not proud
tho' some have called thee
mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so
For those whom thou thinkest thou dost overflow
douche not, poor Douche, nor yet canst thou douche me.

damn, typo.

1113 Gus  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:38:18pm

OMG too funny. I just scrolled up and looked at the still from the Youtube of Rick Barber. He's like a dramatic character from and ABC movie of the week. Some that gets killed off in the first week of the season. The guy everyone hates on the plane that crashed in the jungle.

1114 Nadnerb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:48:35pm

Gone in 60 Douches

1115 Nadnerb  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 10:49:47pm

The Douche Pool, starring Dirty Hairy

1116 ClaudeMonet  Sun, Jun 27, 2010 11:15:35pm

re: #110 Lidane

That's what these assholes want. People are much easier to control when they're illiterate and uneducated.

That's one of many reasons why the Church hated the Jews for centuries (and deep down still may do so). Our people believed in education, which the RCC wanted to be their exclusive preserve and which was denied to anyone not in the church. We survived only because the secular leaders needed us at times--often to help them keep them safe from their own canon authorities.

1117 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 12:52:29am

I can't believe I missed a thread dedicated to the word douche...

All I can say is:

We went to the douche and the other thing, not because it was easy but because it was hard (not to).

1118 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 2:26:12am

How does anyone with anything remotely resembling a brain compare paying higher taxes to Auschwitz. Sheesh, I know taxes can be a pain but they're not even on the same galaxy of the mass extermiantion of a group of people.

1119 abolitionist  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 3:46:27am

This thread has gone off the douche end.

1120 Reginald Perrin  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 4:49:28am

99 bottles of douche on the wall, 99 bottles of douche.
Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of douche on the wall.

98 bottles of douche on the wall, 98 bottles of douche. Take one down and pass it around - 97 bottles of douche on the wall.

97 bottles of douche on the wall, 97 bottles of douche. Take one down and pass it around - 96 bottles of douche on the wall.

96 bottles of douche on the wall, 96 bottles of douche. Take one down and pass it around - 95 bottles of douche on the wall

95 bottles of douche on the wall, 95 bottles of douche. Take one down and pass it around - 94 bottles of douche on the wall..............

1121 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 6:30:29am

What the douche?...

1122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jun 28, 2010 8:56:18am

Last!

1123 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jun 30, 2010 6:51:04pm

re: #206 Bagua

Cool, I am following Killg0re Tr0ut, you don't suppose that's our Kilgore?

Yup, that's me.


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