Onion: Al Qaeda Attack Narrowly Averted
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Obdicut Wed, Jul 7, 2010 9:12:56pm |
Onion News is always funnier than I expect it to be.
OOT repost from last thread:
For those of you who haven't seen her, this is Natasja, an awesome Danish reggae artist who died in Jamaica in a car crash.
I love her stuff. Shame we don't get more of it.
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Lidane Wed, Jul 7, 2010 9:23:03pm |
Calling off an attack to preserve Twilight? Man, AQ are more sadistic than I thought.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, Jul 7, 2010 9:24:28pm |
Hey, AQ. Two words. Michael Moore.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, Jul 7, 2010 9:36:30pm |
Bowl of cereal. Then bed. Nighty all.
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windsagio Wed, Jul 7, 2010 9:46:25pm |
Oh, just saw enough to see this is Twilight related.
With that in mind, I present to you.Horrified reviews to the last Twilight book.
Freakin' gold, every one of them.
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Mr Pancakes Thu, Jul 8, 2010 1:13:15am |
re: #8 Thanos
Heart bypass sucessfull, I live
Congrats on that
I just did an EKG and they aren't liking what they're seeing...... scheduled for a Echo-stress test in a couple of weeks......
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Sol Berdinowitz Thu, Jul 8, 2010 1:41:22am |
They are studying "Twilight" to see what they have to tweak in the Koran to get it to have a similar effect on millions of impressionable American teenagers...
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Sacred Plants Thu, Jul 8, 2010 9:31:03am |
NSA files insolvency
White House weighs Al Qaeda bailout offer against Gaddafi stimulus bid
Obama: Spy budget predictions even less reliable than results
Dementia nurse from Beltway suburb suggested for intelligence czar by online pundits
New movie sporting porn stars as government agents earns record share at box office
Chinese ambassador hands over symbolic donation of one euro to Fort Meade janitor
Tea Party spokesperson says budget debate has become "a reichsparteitag"
Sack of rice drops in Berlin underground bar
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