1 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:40:30am

"Shirl, Interrupted"

Heh.

2 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:42:15am

"Watch the whole fucking tape!"

3 darthstar  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:42:27am

I thought the beard-rub was a nice touch.

4 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:46:17am

This is my favorite response to Andrew Brietbart....

5 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:47:29am

re: #3 darthstar

I thought the beard-rub was a nice touch.

When your beard comes in like that one, it becomes part of the act.

/I'm generally a fan of beards...

6 Alecto  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:50:21am

re: #4 jamesfirecat

This is my favorite response to Andrew Brietbart...

That was beautiful.

8 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:53:01am

re: #7 Killgore Trout

Breitbart suggests "fraudulent" settlement payments to black farmers is reason for Sherrod's resignation

Sigh.
One of the comments,
"No, no. Dig up, stupid."
Lol.

9 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 9:53:26am

re: #6 Alecto

That was beautiful.

Thank you and welcome hatchling.

10 avanti  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:03:18am

Breaking: New oil leak

link.

11 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:04:51am

re: #10 avanti

Breaking: New oil leak

link.

Wait this is an entirely new oil well that just started gushing oil?

Mommy.....

12 avanti  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:07:22am

re: #11 jamesfirecat

Wait this is an entirely new oil well that just started gushing oil?

Mommy...

But we can't suspend drilling until we review safety standards, since spills are so rare. "Drill baby drill"./

13 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:09:58am

re: #11 jamesfirecat

You got that right. It apparently was the result of a collision between a boat and a rig.

The Coast Guard said the tow boat Pere Ana C. struck the wellhead near Mud Lake early Tuesday. The boat was moved to LaRose after the incident. No injuries were reported.

The Coast Guard did not know who owns the well or how much oil had leaked. However, a sheen was spotted in the lake. Jefferson Parish Councilman Chris Roberts said oil was spewing from the wellhead.

14 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:11:35am

re: #13 lawhawk

You got that right. It apparently was the result of a collision between a boat and a rig.


Maybe we should suspend sailing until we review safety standards...

///

15 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:12:29am

re: #13 lawhawk

You got that right. It apparently was the result of a collision between a boat and a rig.

We need to shut down the ocean wide shipping industry until we can discover what caused this incident. Do you know how many ships are roaming around the waters of the world, every single one a potential torpedo just waiting to strike an unsuspecting oil rig?

16 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:12:37am

re: #10 avanti

Breaking: New oil leak

link.

fuck

17 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:15:33am

Wait, what? A new leak? Seriously, how could this happen? Let's look at the chain of blame:

"A tugboat or other workboat collided with the well near Bayou St. Dennis, La., shearing off its valve structure and releasing pressurized natural gas and light oil, DHS official Deano Bonano told Fox News."

A brand-new incident in the industry whose only bad apple is BP? But...but...we have it all under control! Especially now, after the Deepwater Horizen...umm...contretemps.

Seriously, folks, this one must be the responsibility of...Greenpeace!

Reissue those new drilling permits now! We can handle this!

18 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:20:44am

You can't make up shit like this:

Is Charles Johnson of LGF a secret Muslim?

19 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:21:33am

re: #18 Charles

You can't make up shit like this:

Is Charles Johnson of LGF a secret Muslim?

What. The. Fuck.

20 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:22:33am

That's gotta be a new thread. We can discuss the seekrit Muslimness of every Lizard.

The Little Green Mosque.

Hey did you know that Green is the holy color of the Prophet?

21 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:23:23am

re: #18 Charles

You can't make up shit like this:

Is Charles Johnson of LGF a secret Muslim?

The entire thing comes off like listening to someone on... well some kinds of drugs and I have ADHD so I'm a decent position to judge when someone's writing makes them sound like they aren't pausing for breath.

22 cliffster  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:24:12am

re: #18 Charles

You can't make up shit like this:

Is Charles Johnson of LGF a secret Muslim?

Hehe - from the article... "But I think Cj goes father here" Freudian slip exposing the weird daddy issues...

23 avanti  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:35:08am

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

We need to shut down the ocean wide shipping industry until we can discover what caused this incident. Do you know how many ships are roaming around the waters of the world, every single one a potential torpedo just waiting to strike an unsuspecting oil rig?

Or maybe a device that shuts off the flow when the pipe is sheared off, like the one that turns off your fuel pump on your car in a accident./

24 Obdicut  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:35:44am

re: #22 cliffster

It's almost pathetically obvious that the writer of that piece is just searching for whatever crap he thinks will hang on Charles. I doubt he even knows he's doing it:

In the past I questioned was CJ a junkie. But he seems to be now pro installing the Caliphate in the US I change my speculation.


"In the past, I smeared him one way without anything to back it up. Now I feel another smear might have more credibility. I don't feel that abandoning a previous libel should count against my current libel, though!"

What a weirdo.

25 Fenris  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:37:42am

When did Jon Stewart get a beard? Please tell me his makeup department drew some chalk lines on his chin to spoof Andrew Breibart.

26 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:40:07am

re: #25 fenrisdesigns

When did Jon Stewart get a beard? Please tell me his makeup department drew some chalk lines on his chin to spoof Andrew Breibart.

According to him they're filming a sequel to "The Faculty"....

27 cliffster  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:43:05am

re: #24 Obdicut

Isn't the internet wonderful?

28 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 10:43:29am

re: #20 Alouette

That's gotta be a new thread. We can discuss the seekrit Muslimness of every Lizard.

The Little Green Mosque.

Hey did you know that Green is the holy color of the Prophet?

That's why we Irish Saracens drink green beer. No, wait...

29 webevintage  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 11:11:46am

re: #7 Killgore Trout

Breitbart suggests "fraudulent" settlement payments to black farmers is reason for Sherrod's resignation

No Andy...the reason FOR the video was the payments (ordered by a court) to black farmer's.

30 blueraven  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 11:42:10am

re: #10 avanti

Breaking: New oil leak

link.

And the dumbass comments:

boyington

Well isn't that interesting. Sounds pretty planned to me. Way to go obama.
31 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jul 27, 2010 12:07:34pm

re: #18 Charles

You can't make up shit like this:

Is Charles Johnson of LGF a secret Muslim?

That's not true...someone did make that up.

They're very creative.

32 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 28, 2010 8:10:02pm
33 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Jul 28, 2010 9:36:19pm

Man, it's like every dead thread, some fool decides to post something nutty, and they always get deleted! Every single time

You'd think these kids would learn


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