Breitbart’s Sherrod Writer: A Racist Quack

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Wow. Just … wow.

Dr. Kevin Pezzi is a new writer for Andrew Breitbart’s “Big Government” website, contributing two pieces yesterday that continue Breitbart’s smear campaign against Shirley Sherrod. He says Breitbart asked him to write for Big Government.

And you may not believe how completely bugeyed insane this guy is: Meet Breitbart’s Sherrod writer: Racist sexual ‘expert’ and inventor (who cured cancer).

In two posts on Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment website, Dr. Kevin Pezzi smears Shirley Sherrod as a racist, claiming that “if someone deserves to be put on a pedestal for overcoming racism, it isn’t Sherrod.” The racism criticism is ironic coming from Pezzi, who has repeatedly used racial epithets like “Japs” and “Chinks,” and claimed Native and African Americans should have been grateful for their subjugation by whites.  

Pezzi, who says that “Breitbart asked me to write for biggovernment.com,” has a peculiar self-described history. Pezzi claims to be responsible for “over 850 inventions” and schemes such as a “magic bullet” for cancer, a “robotic chef,” and sexual inventions like “penile enlargement techniques” and “ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”). Pezzi has started multiple websites, from term paper helpers to a sexual help site that answers “your questions about sexual attraction, pleasure, performance, and libido” (Pezzi is qualified to do so because “No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do”).

Pezzi also claims to have “beaten Bill Gates” on a math aptitude test, turned down a blind date with Katie Couric, and says he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

Read the whole thing. Unbelievable.

UPDATE at 8/5/10 12:04:02 pm:

But wait. You haven’t seen anything yet. Breitbart writer Kevin Pezzi’s sockpuppet MySpace harem.

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144 comments
1 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 11:58:37am

There are so many things I could joke about in this post that would get me banned....

2 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 11:58:57am

Wow. A racist pervert. Is that a new first or something? LOL

3 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 11:59:50am

re: #2 marjoriemoon

Wow. A racist pervert. Is that a new first or something? LOL

Breitbart's a pervert?

/

4 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:02:36pm
5 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:06:11pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Breitbart writer Kevin Pezzi's sockpuppet MySpace harem
Lol. What a loon.

What. The...

6 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:06:15pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Breitbart writer Kevin Pezzi's sockpuppet MySpace harem
Lol. What a loon.

He's got an obsession with sex. That is, when he's not curing cancer. Here's a few books on the topic.

[Link: www.lose-weight-easily.net...]

7 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:06:28pm

A robotic chef with a big dick?

8 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:06:34pm

I swear, stories like this really tempt me to register that "Big SteamingPile" domain.

9 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:07:14pm

he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

And by that, he means taller than those peforming in midget porn.

10 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:07:42pm

Smilin' Bob is a racist? Say it ain't so.

11 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:07:54pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Almost defies jokes >>

12 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:09:21pm

says he’s “bigger than some porno stars"

How does he know? Does he watch a lot of porn, narrowing in on the male bits and pieces?

13 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:09:29pm

A perverted racist who seems to be so in love with himself that he's created fake online personas to pimp his own work. Quite a catch there, Andy.

///

14 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:09:38pm

I was also looking into another Breitbart author this morning. John J. Xenakis. Nothing terribly damning but he claims to have invented a real version of Psychohistory (from the Isac Assimov "Foundation" series) called Generational Dynamics. Seems kinda loony to me.

15 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:10:15pm

re: #11 windsagio

Almost defies jokes >>

Almost. He sucks at Photoshop.

16 darthstar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:10:17pm

re: #7 MandyManners

A robotic chef with a big dick?

Compared to the porn stars on his iPod, yes.

17 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:10:37pm

re: #12 MandyManners

says he’s “bigger than some porno stars"

How does he know? Does he watch a lot of porn, narrowing in on the male bits and pieces?

Um, is there a problem with that?

re: #9 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

And by that, he means taller than those peforming in midget porn.

Midget porn rocks.

18 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:10:46pm

re: #12 MandyManners

says he’s “bigger than some porno stars"

How does he know? Does he watch a lot of porn, narrowing in on the male bits and pieces?

"Dude, you're watching the dudes?"

/scoots away nervously

19 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:11:10pm

re: #12 MandyManners

Well most guys I konw have seen some porn ;)

(well seriously, its like a parody of a guy overcompensating, or being internet big-guy. Its almost impossible to believe that its not some huge joke to me :P)

20 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:11:31pm

re: #16 darthstar

Compared to the porn stars on his iPod, yes.

I'm reminded of that commercial that asks "what's in your wallet?" This loon would answer "a really big rubber."

21 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:11:48pm

re: #17 Jeff In Ohio

Midget porn rocks.

I wouldn't know.

22 darthstar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:11:55pm

OT: [Link: twitpic.com...]

Very funny.

23 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:11:57pm

re: #20 MandyManners

I'm reminded of that commercial that asks "what's in your wallet?" This loon would answer "a really big rubber."

Just about yeah :p

Know anybody actually like that?

24 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:12:18pm

re: #21 MandyManners

I wouldn't know.

You do in your heart.

25 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:12:28pm

re: #19 windsagio

Well most guys I konw have seen some porn ;)

(well seriously, its like a parody of a guy overcompensating, or being internet big-guy. Its almost impossible to believe that its not some huge joke to me :P)

Freakin' yard sticks.

26 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:12:30pm

re: #23 windsagio

(the point of above being that I can't wrap my mind raound him existing, not a dig or anything :p)

27 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:12:44pm

Breitbart apparently found someone more insane than he is to make him look more moderate. Not that hard a task since the shallow end of the gene pool is getting pretty crowded lately.

28 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:13:07pm

re: #27 avanti

Breitbart apparently found someone more insane than he is to make him look more moderate. Not that hard a task since the shallow end of the gene pool is getting pretty crowded lately.

And they pee in it.

29 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:13:13pm

re: #23 windsagio

Just about yeah :p

Know anybody actually like that?

Not to my knowledge.

30 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:13:33pm

re: #24 Jeff In Ohio

You do in your heart.

No, I don't. I've never watched porn at all.

31 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:13:54pm

re: #27 avanti

Breitbart apparently found someone more insane than he is to make him look more moderate. Not that hard a task since the shallow end of the gene pool is getting pretty crowded lately.

The words "Breitbart" and "moderate" do not belong in the same sentence.

32 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:09pm

re: #28 JasonA

And they pee in it.

*snicker*

33 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:12pm

re: #30 MandyManners

No, I don't. I've never watched porn at all.

I've never been in a church.

34 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:31pm

re: #28 JasonA

And they pee in it.

With their newly, massive penises.

35 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:31pm

Who turned this into a penis thread?

36 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:54pm

re: #33 Jeff In Ohio

I've never been in a church.

Seriously?

37 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:14:54pm

re: #35 MandyManners

Who turned this into a penis thread?

It's what men do.

38 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:10pm

re: #36 MandyManners

Seriously?

Counting bars?

39 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:20pm

re: #15 Killgore Trout

Almost. He sucks at Photoshop.

He sure is. Check this one it...

Image: SOS_male_benefits.jpg

That's his head pasted on another man's body.

40 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:29pm

I'm blushing. bbiab

41 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:42pm

re: #35 MandyManners

If its this guy, it almost has to be one.

Anybody know where one can get sales rankings on books? I'm wondiering if this guy is just a vanity published type.

42 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:51pm

re: #39 Gus 802

He sure is. Check this one it...

Image: SOS_male_benefits.jpg

That's his head pasted on another man's body.

That's my body!11!

43 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:15:51pm

re: #35 MandyManners

Who turned this into a penis thread?

I don't know, but it was a pretty dickish thing to do.

/

44 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:16:02pm

re: #35 MandyManners

Who turned this into a penis thread?

It's a guy thing, we love to our penises. I may have a small one, but I'm proud of every foot of it.

45 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:16:06pm

re: #39 Gus 802

He sure is. Check this one it...

Image: SOS_male_benefits.jpg

That's his head pasted on another man's body.

Big time.

46 Lidane  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:16:23pm

re: #35 MandyManners

Who turned this into a penis thread?

Andrew Breitbart, just by virtue of being a massive tool. =P

47 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:17:00pm

re: #43 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I don't know, but it was a pretty dickish thing to do.

/

Leave it to you to be so cocky.

48 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:17:24pm

re: #45 marjoriemoon

Big time.

This is hilarious. He's perfect for the Breitbart crowd.

49 zora  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:17:29pm

he seems like the perfect fit for “Big Government”. narcissistic - check. bigoted-check. delusions of grandeur (physically and mentally)-check. overall asshole-check.

50 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:17:39pm

re: #46 Lidane

Andrew Breitbart, just by virtue of being a massive tool. =P

I suspect if you cut 2 inches off his, he'd have a 6 inch scab on his ass.

51 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:18:44pm

Oh Photoshop, where would the world be without you?

52 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:19:02pm

Funny thing:

Pezzi's only thing on wikipedia is a bad reference in the article on erections.

53 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:19:05pm

re: #50 avanti

I suspect if you cut 2 inches off his, he'd have a 6 inch scab on his ass.

SOrry, 5 min man penalty for using cut, scab and implied dick image in a single sentence.

54 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:19:27pm

re: #47 marjoriemoon

Leave it to you to be so cocky.

Yeah, I know, I can be such a prick sometimes.

55 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:19:57pm

re: #41 windsagio

If its this guy, it almost has to be one.

Anybody know where one can get sales rankings on books? I'm wondiering if this guy is just a vanity published type.

I saw two of the books on Amazon. I think both are the sex books. Trying to remember without reGoogling, one sold for $145 new? Must be pretty hot!!

Anyone have $145 burning a hole in their pocket?!?

56 lawhawk  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:21:10pm

850 inventions? I'm assuming he's not meaning 850 patents, because there are only 8 that even include Pezzi as an inventor's name.

What a wackaloon. Hey, he's entitled to his opinion - and free to make an ass of himself. In Pezzi's case, he's got the superfecta.

57 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:21:25pm

re: #55 marjoriemoon

I saw two of the books on Amazon. I think both are the sex books. Trying to remember without reGoogling, one sold for $145 new? Must be pretty hot!!

Anyone have $145 burning a hole in their pocket?!?

You're braver than me (I didn't search amazon, they remember you looked!!)

I'm really starting to think that Breitbart picked a lemon in more ways than one, since the only references that seem to really have existed to him (before this) were self-made..

58 reine.de.tout  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:21:53pm

That "my space harem" is a truly creepy piece of business.
Ick.
Brietbart's choices gets worser and worser all the time.

59 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:21:55pm

re: #56 lawhawk

+ for the term wackaloon.

60 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:22:27pm

re: #53 Jeff In Ohio

SOrry, 5 min man penalty for using cut, scab and implied dick image in a single sentence.

OK, going for bonus points. Imagine sliding down a banister and having it turn into a razor blade.

61 steve_davis  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:22:52pm

I can testify to his credentials with the penis enlargement stuff. I've never met a bigger dick in my life.....(ba BOOM! Thank you, I'm here every Thursday. Try the meatloaf!)

62 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:22:56pm

re: #30 MandyManners

No, I don't. I've never watched porn at all.

It's cool. I've watched enough for the both of us.

"For every porno you don't watch, I'll watch three".

63 theheat  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:23:27pm

With a bit of luck this swingin' dick just might earn himself an invite to the next big GOP shindig with Breitbart, or stretch his writer's wings and act as editor for Palin's next book. Clearly, this is a genuine Renaissance man - the real deal. I can see all kinds of doors opening up for him.
/

64 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:23:31pm

re: #62 Slumbering Behemoth

It's cool. I've watched enough for the both of us.

"For every porno you don't watch, I'll watch three".

I'll see that bet, and raise you 2.

65 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:24:19pm

re: #63 theheat

With a bit of luck this swingin' dick just might earn himself an invite to the next big GOP shindig with Breitbart, or stretch his writer's wings and act as editor for Palin's next book. Clearly, this is a genuine Renaissance man - the real deal. I can see all kinds of doors opening up for him.
/

I'd pay an entire paycheck to see him as a speaker at a Palin thing.

66 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:24:32pm

re: #5 Gus 802

What. The...

'Well endowed and facially challenged'...

67 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:24:33pm

re: #60 avanti

OK, going for bonus points. Imagine sliding down a banister and having it turn into a razor blade.

Naw, seen it. Metal burr on a metal banister in high school. Not my member and I guarantee you that boy never went commando in gym shorts again.

68 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:24:36pm
Pezzi, who says that “Breitbart asked me to write for BigGovernment.com,” has a peculiar self-described history. Pezzi claims to be responsible for “over 850 inventions” and schemes such as a “magic bullet” for cancer, a “robotic chef,” and sexual inventions like “penile enlargement techniques” and “ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”). Pezzi has started multiple websites, from term paper helpers to a sexual help site that answers “your questions about sexual attraction, pleasure, performance, and libido” (Pezzi is qualified to do so because “No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do”).

Pezzi also claims to have “beaten Bill Gates” on a math aptitude test, turned down a blind date with Katie Couric, and says he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

Here we have it, then.

The coruscant intellect of the modern right.

And by the way, I once beat Katie Couric and Bill Gates in a blind internet tic-tac-toe match.

69 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:25:05pm

re: #68 Cato the Elder

Glad its tolerable :p

70 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:25:05pm

re: #65 windsagio

I'd pay an entire paycheck to see him as a speaker at a Palin thing.

How often will he let a "giggity" slip out?

71 Slap  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:25:45pm

re: #68 Cato the Elder

Glad to have your vocabulary skills back with us, Cato.

72 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:26:08pm

re: #70 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

or: I shudder to think what his room looked like when she 'winked' >>

(gross, I know, but the thing is HUGE)

73 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:26:10pm

re: #57 windsagio

You're braver than me (I didn't search amazon, they remember you looked!!)

I'm really starting to think that Breitbart picked a lemon in more ways than one, since the only references that seem to really have existed to him (before this) were self-made..

Gads, I forgot about Amazon remembering those things...

Well it does make for some good comical entertainment I must say, so it ain't all bad.

74 teleskiguy  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:26:15pm

His commentary on Native Americans is completely wrong-headed. A lot of the technologies (besides gunpowder) were being used by the natives before the white man showed up. Natives knew the wonderful applications of simple machines, they were not dumb. In fact, native medicine was way ahead of European medicine for a long time. Most natives in the 18th century spoke up to 10 languages, were experts in cartography, and they taught they white man all about the flora and fauna of this "new world." I won't even go into their genius craftsmanship and the fact that white children ran away to native tribes on a frighteningly regular basis.

75 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:26:17pm

re: #9 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

And by that, he means taller than those peforming in midget porn.

OK, I'm about to go all TMI--I know men are very into their, er, size, but am I the only woman who's ever looked at a porno and thought, huh, do they have any guys who are, you know, more nrmal looking?

76 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:26:51pm

re: #73 marjoriemoon

Hahaha I am curious what it suggests after having those books browsed :)

77 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:27:14pm

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, I'm about to go all TMI--I know men are very into their, er, size, but am I the only woman who's ever looked at a porno and thought, huh, do they have any guys who are, you know, more nrmal looking?

Does Ron Jeremy count?

78 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:28:23pm

re: #56 lawhawk

850 inventions? I'm assuming he's not meaning 850 patents, because there are only 8 that even include Pezzi as an inventor's name.

What a wackaloon. Hey, he's entitled to his opinion - and free to make an ass of himself. In Pezzi's case, he's got the superfecta.

Maybe he patents others under the names of the MySpace harem.

79 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:28:43pm

re: #62 Slumbering Behemoth

It's cool. I've watched enough for the both of us.

"For every porno you don't watch, I'll watch three".

I once had a girlfriend that must have watched too much of it. When I was in bed with her, it was hard not to giggle when she did her best, way over the top "I'm a porn star" bit.

80 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:30:11pm

re: #62 Slumbering Behemoth

It's cool. I've watched enough for the both of us.

"For every porno you don't watch, I'll watch three".

We used to download from Limewire years ago, after the Napster thing went all illegal. Hubby used to d/l episodes of West Wing, or at least they SAID West Wing in the title.

So one afternoon we're playing on the puters and I hear this "Boom chica-wow-wow" coming from his side. "Honey?" says I. "Whatya watchin?"

"Well, clearly, this is NOT West Wing!"

81 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:31:30pm

Another one...

Image: benefits_for_women-JPEG33.jpg

Yes, he's so "successful" that he can't afford a good Photoshop artist nor pay for stock imagery.

83 Slap  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:32:16pm

On topic, from stand-up philostopher Mr. Ron White.

(Intentional misspelling of the Peccary variety.)

Do you like Porn?

84 zora  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:32:35pm

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, I'm about to go all TMI--I know men are very into their, er, size, but am I the only woman who's ever looked at a porno and thought, huh, do they have any guys who are, you know, more nrmal looking?

no never thought that while i was looking at porn. porn without big johnsons is not proper porn. imo.

85 teleskiguy  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:32:36pm

The really sad thing is Breitbart will not lose any credibility with the wingnut base.

86 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:33:27pm

re: #80 marjoriemoon

We used to download from Limewire years ago, after the Napster thing went all illegal. Hubby used to d/l episodes of West Wing, or at least they SAID West Wing in the title.

So one afternoon we're playing on the puters and I hear this "Boom chica-wow-wow" coming from his side. "Honey?" says I. "Whatya watchin?"

"Well, clearly, this is NOT West Wing!"

We used to have a little video around the office of a girl starting to strip with really low volum music playing. You would turn it up to hear the sound and after about 15 seconds it would blast "HEY, I'M WATCHING PORNO OVER HERE!"

Good times.

87 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:35:39pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

The really sad thing is Breitbart will not lose any credibility with the wingnut base.

Many of them reading this now are probably thinking, "Hey, those are some good ideas. Maybe the wife will like 'em."

88 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:36:31pm

Ladies and gentlemen! I introduce to you Andrew Breitbart by Dr. Kevin Pezzi:

Image: breitfart.jpg

89 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:38:00pm

re: #2 marjoriemoon

Wow. A racist pervert. Is that a new first or something? LOL

And he's a professional spammer.

90 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:38:34pm

re: #88 Gus 802

Ladies and gentlemen! I introduce to you Andrew Breitbart by Dr. Kevin Pezzi:

Image: breitfart.jpg

o_O

*_*

:X

I don't think I've ever closed an imagebox so fast...

91 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:38:51pm

re: #89 Alouette

And he's a professional spammer.

Brave man. The Russians kill you for doing that.

92 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:38:57pm

re: #88 Gus 802

Gee, thanks Gus. I mean, it's not like I don't already have plenty of nightmare material stuck in my head. Give a guy some warning when you link stuff like that.
/

93 sattv4u2  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:39:08pm

re: #86 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

We used to have a little video around the office of a girl starting to strip with really low volum music playing. You would turn it up to hear the sound and after about 15 seconds it would blast "HEY, I'M WATCHING PORNO OVER HERE!"

Good times.

We used to (okay,, we still do) have a client that broadcasts multiple porn channels from our facility
We're supposed to monitor all traffic in and out of here. For obvious reasons, we don't keep the porno on the main monitors in the control room (they are in a separate room). On the control room monitors we keep an eye on services that we have going at the time,,, news ,, sports , etc. Thats to show us we're still on air and we're seeing what our client should be seeing

To give co-workers a scare, sometimes we'll put a porn on a monitor that should have a news feed or game on, making the co-worker think that he switched out porn ON air to the client! (ESPN ,, CNN,, FOX ,, whoever!)

94 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:39:39pm

re: #88 Gus 802

Ladies and gentlemen! I introduce to you Andrew Breitbart by Dr. Kevin Pezzi:

Image: breitfart.jpg

rofl well aren't you precious!

95 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:39:56pm

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

Gee, thanks Gus. I mean, it's not like I don't already have plenty of nightmare material stuck in my head. Give a guy some warning when you link stuff like that.
/

He's working it! You can tell by the way he's holding his mouth open.

/

96 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:41:27pm

re: #93 sattv4u2

We used to (okay,, we still do) have a client that broadcasts multiple porn channels from our facility
We're supposed to monitor all traffic in and out of here. For obvious reasons, we don't keep the porno on the main monitors in the control room (they are in a separate room). On the control room monitors we keep an eye on services that we have going at the time,,, news ,, sports , etc. Thats to show us we're still on air and we're seeing what our client should be seeing

To give co-workers a scare, sometimes we'll put a porn on a monitor that should have a news feed or game on, making the co-worker think that he switched out porn ON air to the client! (ESPN ,, CNN,, FOX ,, whoever!)

Kinky...

/Hedley Lamarr

97 Renaissance_Man  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:42:19pm

re: #79 avanti

I once had a girlfriend that must have watched too much of it. When I was in bed with her, it was hard not to giggle when she did her best, way over the top "I'm a porn star" bit.

I once had a girlfriend who used to work behind the counter in a porn store, selling the videos and toys and such. It was interesting to meet all those involved in the industry when I would go along to work functions, but the downside was that she would bring boxes of stuff home to tag and catalogue and so forth, and with it everywhere around the house, I became completely and totally jaded to it. As in, I would forget that it was taboo, and tune it out like background noise. And people would come over and run screaming, because I would have totally forgotten that 'Extreme Anal Sluts 2000' should not be sitting out on the dining table.

98 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:42:27pm

re: #96 talon_262

Kinky...

/Hedley Lamarr

Twue.

99 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:42:28pm

"Penile enlargement that really works. No pills, no salves, no acupuncture. Send $2 in cash to Andy Broadbeard, and I will show you how to score beautiful right-wing fascist chicks like this one, and this one, and this one. You do not need a big dick! Just a Big Blog. I will give you all the info for two bucks!"

100 webevintage  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:42:30pm

They are voting on Kagan right now, live streaming on Cspan:
[Link: www.c-span.org...]

101 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:42:50pm

re: #93 sattv4u2

We used to (okay,, we still do) have a client that broadcasts multiple porn channels from our facility
We're supposed to monitor all traffic in and out of here. For obvious reasons, we don't keep the porno on the main monitors in the control room (they are in a separate room). On the control room monitors we keep an eye on services that we have going at the time,,, news ,, sports , etc. Thats to show us we're still on air and we're seeing what our client should be seeing

To give co-workers a scare, sometimes we'll put a porn on a monitor that should have a news feed or game on, making the co-worker think that he switched out porn ON air to the client! (ESPN ,, CNN,, FOX ,, whoever!)

For my last 2 years in the Marines, one of my duties was to monitor web and email traffic for possible violations to our user agreements, so basically it meant I got to track down porn sites during business hours, document the findings and archive the evidence for later study.

"Sgt, what are you doing?
"I'm watching some Korean girl pee on a German guy, Gunny."
"...Carry on, Sgt."

102 teleskiguy  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:44:30pm
But wait. You haven’t seen anything yet. Breitbart writer Kevin Pezzi’s sockpuppet MySpace harem.

This guy reminds me of the jock motherfuckers in high school who always bragged about their sexual prowess, only to be exposed after high school as either completely gay or total asshole who can never get laid.

103 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:44:54pm

Senate Vote has just completed:

Elena Kagan has been confirmed to the Supreme Court - final votes are being tabulated, but it appears to be a roughly 70-30 vote.

104 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:45:03pm

re: #99 Cato the Elder

"Penile enlargement that really works. No pills, no salves, no acupuncture. Send $2 in cash to Andy Broadbeard, and I will show you how to score beautiful right-wing fascist chicks like this one, and this one, and this one. You do not need a big dick! Just a Big Blog. I will give you all the info for two bucks!"

Any man who thinks simply having a larger penis means the woman will be satisfied is obviously doing something wrong.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner licking my eyebrows.

105 DaddyG  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:45:10pm

re: #97 Renaissance_Man

And people would come over and run screaming, because I would have totally forgotten that 'Extreme Anal Sluts 2000' should not be sitting out on the dining table.

You are the most interesting man in the world.

106 DaddyG  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:46:04pm

re: #102 teleskiguy

This guy reminds me of the jock motherfuckers in high school who always bragged about their sexual prowess, only to be exposed after high school as either completely gay or total asshole who can never get laid.


Steroids have some weird side effects.

107 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:46:34pm

re: #99 Cato the Elder

Wait....I saw you post the other day you were leaving here for good..
Nice to see you back Cato

108 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:46:39pm

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, I'm about to go all TMI--I know men are very into their, er, size, but am I the only woman who's ever looked at a porno and thought, huh, do they have any guys who are, you know, more nrmal looking?

I prefer amateur porn, it's real sex, and not the scripted stuff. You can watch and say "I could do that" at least.

109 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:46:51pm

re: #103 RadicalModerate

Senate Vote has just completed:

Elena Kagan has been confirmed to the Supreme Court - final votes are being tabulated, but it appears to be a roughly 70-30 vote.

Oh noz teh civils war is about to beginz!

/

110 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:47:10pm

re: #106 DaddyG

Steroids have some weird side effects.

Tesiticles the size of pinto beans.

111 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:47:14pm

re: #103 RadicalModerate

Senate Vote has just completed:

Elena Kagan has been confirmed to the Supreme Court - final votes are being tabulated, but it appears to be a roughly 70-30 vote.

For some strange reason, I think the wingnuts would be comfortable with an "activist judge" overturning the majority vote in this case.

112 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:47:22pm

re: #99 Cato the Elder

I knew you couldn't stay away.

Welcome back! {{Cato}}

113 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:48:07pm

re: #104 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Any man who thinks simply having a larger penis means the woman will be satisfied is obviously doing something wrong.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner licking my eyebrows.

"It's not the size of the tool, it's the skill of the mechanic"

114 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:48:58pm

re: #97 Renaissance_Man

And people would come over and run screaming, because I would have totally forgotten that 'Extreme Anal Sluts 2000' should not be sitting out on the dining table.

More of a coffee table item really.

115 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:49:01pm

re: #110 MandyManners

Tesiticles the size of pinto beans.

Notice I didn't say fava beans.

116 DaddyG  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:49:06pm

re: #108 avanti

I prefer amateur porn, it's real sex, and not the scripted stuff. You can watch and say "I could do that" at least.

I prefer the homemade stuff. Live action no retakes or film. With practice it gets better all the time.

117 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:49:09pm

re: #112 Alouette

I knew you couldn't stay away.

Welcome back! {{Cato}}

I could not. I missed Windsagio so much.

118 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:49:33pm

Wow, one lucky photographer gets a dream shot.

Marlin goes berserk .

119 Max  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:49:57pm

Elena Kagan just won confirmation to the High Court.

120 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:50:00pm

re: #108 avanti

I prefer amateur porn, it's real sex, and not the scripted stuff. You can watch and say "I could do that" at least.

Except when you realize the "amateurs" are the same chicks as in the professional produced stuff and amateur just means a shakey camera.

121 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:50:18pm

re: #117 Cato the Elder

:D

122 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:50:22pm

Final vote is 63-37 in favor of Kagan's confirmation.

The vote tally was chaired by Al Franken.

123 DaddyG  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:50:42pm

re: #113 avanti

"It's not the size of the toolbrush, it's the skill of the mechanic artist."

FIFY

124 MandyManners  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:50:55pm

re: #118 avanti

Wow, one lucky photographer gets a dream shot.

Marlin goes berserk .

Size matters.

125 Kragar  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:51:13pm

re: #118 avanti

Wow, one lucky photographer gets a dream shot.

Marlin goes berserk .

LOL, I was thinking this was about the Kagan vote and wondering who the hell Congressman Marlin might be.

126 Gus  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:51:39pm

This guy's a piece of work. Here's an old bio he wrote of himself:

After graduating from Wayne State University School of Medicine second in a class of 256, Dr. Pezzi pursued advanced training in emergency medicine, exercise physiology, nutrition, physics, and engineering. He was one of the few people in the country to be elected to Alpha Omega Alpha after the second year of medical school. Dr. Pezzi is currently practicing medicine and is also an inventor, with over 400 inventions to date. His expert opinion has been sought in several television and newspaper interviews. He has developed a new technique of fractional multiplication, in spite of his lifelong aversion to math. He has beaten Bill Gates, an acknowledged math and computer genius who is Chairman of Microsoft, Inc. and the richest man in the world, on a test of mathematical ability and logic. Dr. Pezzi is also the innovator of several medical procedures. His brother has called him "the absent-minded Professor", a characterization that is not without merit. For example, while a college student at Michigan State University, he once went into the wrong room to take a final exam. Even though he was not enrolled in the class, he scored 147 out of 150, easily the highest score achieved by any of the hundreds of students taking the test. As a sophomore in college, he decided that his future was in the CIA, not medicine, so he skipped most of organic chemistry. Three days before the final, he changed his mind, crammed, and received a 4.0 for the course. In spite of seriously misjudging the optimal strategy for taking the Medical College Aptitude Test (MCAT), he scored astronomically. A government official once claimed that Dr. Pezzi achieved the highest score ever attained on an I.Q. test administered nationwide, although Pezzi dismisses this as disingenuous pandering.

He enjoys snowmobiling, riding his Sea-Doo, inventing, thinking, shopping, baking, dating, bicycling, exercising, watching movies, traveling, working in his shop, shooting, being outdoors, reading, and of course writing.

[Link: web.archive.org...]

127 DaddyG  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:52:22pm

re: #122 RadicalModerate

Final vote is 63-37 in favor of Kagan's confirmation.

The vote tally was chaired by Al Franken.

Now they are just going out of their way to give the right wingers a stroke.

128 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:52:46pm

re: #110 MandyManners

Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

129 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:53:06pm

re: #113 avanti

"It's not the size of the tool, it's the skill of the mechanic"

"It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean!"

;-P

130 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:53:19pm

re: #127 DaddyG

Now they are just going out of their way to give the right wingers a stroke.

You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

131 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:53:36pm

re: #121 windsagio

:D

I am so going to ignore you for that.

132 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:54:08pm

re: #117 Cato the Elder

I could not. I missed Windsagio so much.

Welcome back, you old Roman...

133 windsagio  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:54:51pm

re: #131 Cato the Elder

all in good fun man, best we can do is each be ourselves and not get pisst at each other.

134 avanti  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:55:57pm

re: #127 DaddyG

Now they are just going out of their way to give the right wingers a stroke.

I must admit, I've been a bit surprised by Frankin, he seems to be doing a decent job.

135 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 12:55:59pm
“ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”).

Any garage is too big for a toy car.....

136 researchok  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:03:42pm

Pezzi is a busy boy in areas other than the medical profession.

He also offers 'Term paper editing' services on his website.

Pezzi's medical office address is listed as the business address of MyProfileWriter- Click your way to a better personal profile. It is also the same address listed for an online datinfg service of a kind, ContactMeFree.

Interestingly, a Google search shows no hospital privileges, professional memberships, journal or publication records for him. Usually those things are listed.

He is mentioned on physician 'list' type sites, where information is submitted but not verified.

Curious.

137 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:09:15pm

re: #119 Max D. Reinhardt

Elena Kagan just won confirmation to the High Court.

Three women at once.

Damn skippy.

138 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:10:28pm

re: #125 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

LOL, I was thinking this was about the Kagan vote and wondering who the hell Congressman Marlin might be.

Reminds me of Barbara Kingsolver's comment on the Clinton impeachment. She never watches TV, she reads all her news, and she had been assuming that Daschle's name was pronounced 'Dask-lee'.

She spent days trying to figure out who the hell this Dashell person was.

139 zora  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:11:18pm

re: #136 researchok

Pezzi is a busy boy in areas other than the medical profession.

He also offers 'Term paper editing' services on his website.

Pezzi's medical office address is listed as the business address of MyProfileWriter- Click your way to a better personal profile. It is also the same address listed for an online datinfg service of a kind, ContactMeFree.

Interestingly, a Google search shows no hospital privileges, professional memberships, journal or publication records for him. Usually those things are listed.

He is mentioned on physician 'list' type sites, where information is submitted but not verified.

Curious.

i think he decided that buying a lab coat and making shit up is a lot easier than medical school.

140 researchok  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:13:33pm

re: #139 zora

i think he decided that buying a lab coat and making shit up is a lot easier than medical school.

Yup. I'm hoping Charles looks into it.

You would think a physician would highlight his practice, not his online dating services.

141 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 1:18:41pm

re: #119 Max D. Reinhardt

Elena Kagan just won confirmation to the High Court.

MAZEL TOV!

142 Mentis Fugit  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 5:03:19pm

re: #132 talon_262

Welcome back, you old Roman...

...in the gloamin'

143 Steve Dutch  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 5:44:44pm

Well, I'm impressed. He went to the wrong room to take a final exam, but still got 147/150. But apparently didn't realize he was in the wrong room. Nor did he flunk the course whose final he was supposed to be taking. Maybe he finished in time to get to the right room and ace that final, too.

Then he decides at the last minute he needs to take organic chem, pulls an all nighter, and aces it. Here on my campus, organic chem has a lab. Maybe he did all the labs in his kitchen using homemade equipment? Let's see, now, flour plus water equals paste. Nobel Prize, here I come!

I once (for s**** and giggles) did a radio interview on a right-wing show. I was really struck by the ads - all hawking various crackpot medical cures, investments, and tax avoidance schemes. This guy is right in the zone. Freaking hilarious.

144 Cap'n Magic  Thu, Aug 5, 2010 6:21:49pm

A quick check of the USPTO website posted previously shoes that Pezzi has zero approved patents. Sure, anyone can claim a sh**potful of inventions.

This also proves beyond any shadow of that Breitbart's background checking is the equivalent of: "I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true."

Now we need to get the Google cache on Pezzi's posts at BigGovernment.


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