It’s back to school time, and World Net Daily has a great article full of handy tips on making sure your children remain fully mind-locked, and teaching them how to resist that insidious science stuff liberals are always trying to force on God-fearing patriotic folks.

First and foremost, of course, you’ll need a Bible. Or several. Hey, guess what? World Net Daily just happens to sell Bibles!

It’s back-to-school time, whether your children go to public or private schools or you’re their teacher at home.

Either way, your kids need the essentials of a classical education – one they surely won’t get in a traditional school.

The WND Superstore has many of the essential resources you and your kids need.

It starts with the Bible – and there’s a great selection of low-cost choices.

And of course, along with those Bibles, your fledgling fundamentalist offspring will need lots and lots of Bible study resources to make sure they’re not straying into heresy. And what do you know! World Net Daily just happens to sell those too!

Then there are great Bible study resources.

“But,” I hear you asking, “what about history’s greatest monster, Charles Darwin? We didn’t come from no monkeys!”

Well, have no fear, because Ray “Bananaman” Comfort has a new book that totally lays waste to Darwin’s stupid evolution hoax.

Here’s something your kids won’t get for sure in a traditional school – “Nothing From Everything: The Impossibility of Atheistic Evolution” by Ray Comfort. You don’t want your kids believing they are the products of random chance and millions of years of evolution.

Oh no — we wouldn’t want that, would we?

And would you believe, World Net Daily sells Ray Comfort’s book too? They’re so thoughtful!

Last but not least, don’t forget to make sure little Hezekiah gets a hefty dose of paranoia and a raging persecution complex, from fine books such as:

“Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in My Hamper”

“Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed”

“Help! Mom! The 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity”

All on sale now at the World Net Daily superstore! Can you afford not to give your children the best indoctrination money can buy?