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1 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 6:54:04pm

No embed is showing up for me here, using Firefox.

2 prairiefire  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 6:54:08pm

Great Zombie ad at the beginning.

3 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 6:56:02pm

re: #1 Slumbering Behemoth

No embed is showing up for me here, using Firefox.

This vid does open and play normally for me.

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 6:58:46pm

re: #3 Dark_Falcon

Derp! Sometimes I forget I have that little NoScript thingy. Once I allowed the scripts for The Onion, it showed up right away. Never mind.

5 lastlaugh  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:01:06pm

I may be late on this one, but I loved this:

6 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:04:46pm

I see a picture of a kid sleeping but no video controls. Might be because my internet service sucks.

7 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:06:57pm

I can actually picture this as a real debate in some communities

8 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:08:28pm

Says "stream not found" and gives the URL.

9 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:08:42pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Derp! Sometimes I forget I have that little NoScript thingy. Once I allowed the scripts for The Onion, it showed up right away. Never mind.

I don't know who runs the Onion's media delivery system, but they've been messing around with it a lot lately. The newest version uses an IFRAME.

10 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:09:12pm

Spare's tryin' to amend the Constitution again. Should I just take a deep breath and bear up?

11 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:09:12pm

re: #7 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It's the Roman Hruska move:

Hruska is best remembered in American political history for a 1970 speech he made to the Senate urging them to confirm the nomination of G. Harrold Carswell to the Supreme Court. Responding to criticism that Carswell had been a mediocre judge, Hruska claimed that:

"Even if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance? We can't have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozos."
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

12 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:09:13pm

"I was lucky enough to have a teach who taught me to fake giving a shit which has turned me into the succesful pundit I am today."

DIRECT HIT!!!

13 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:10:04pm

re: #10 SanFranciscoZionist

Just encourage him to form an exploratory committee.

14 researchok  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:10:37pm

Says '200. stream not found...'

15 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:11:46pm

re: #9 Charles

I don't know who runs the Onion's media delivery system, but they've been messing around with it a lot lately. The newest version uses an IFRAME.

Thanks, but you might as well be explaining the finer aspects of the internal combustion engine to a neanderthal.

16 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:13:00pm

re: #15 Slumbering Behemoth

Thanks, but you might as well be explaining the finer aspects of the internal combustion engine to a neanderthal.

Bigot.

17 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:13:54pm

re: #10 SanFranciscoZionist

Spare's tryin' to amend the Constitution again. Should I just take a deep breath and bear up?

hehe Don't make me come up there, Mister!

18 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:14:40pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Wait. Are you calling me a self-hating neanderthal? Thems clubbing words, mister.
/

19 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:15:00pm

Heh saw that earlier in the day. The one about Time becoming a magazine for adults was also good. Would love to work for the Onion. They're some of the funniest folks in the business right now.

20 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:16:42pm

I get the picture of the kid on his desk, but then it gives me an error.

21 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:17:32pm

Works for me.

22 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:18:24pm

I really don't give a shit about this video.

23 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:20:33pm

re: #22 Conservative Moonbat

I really don't give a shit about this video.

Here's some cool science news instead...

Planets spotted in changing orbits

NASA's Kepler planet-hunting probe has spotted a system where two giant planets are locked in constantly changing orbits — with a super-Earth potentially pinned down in the crossfire.

Astronomers like to think of planets as a kind of celestial clockwork, keeping regular time. For example, the time it takes for the planets in our own solar system to complete their orbits can be calculated to within fractions of a second, and unless something huge happens, they'll stick to that timetable for billions of years.

In contrast, the two Saturn-size planets circling a sunlike star now known as Kepler-9, more than 2,000 light-years from Earth, shift their timetable with every go-round. Kepler-9b has an orbit lasting approximately 19.24 Earth days, while Kepler-9c has an orbit lasting a little more than twice as long, 38.91 days. But on average, Kepler-9b's orbit got about 4 minutes longer every time the Kepler astronomers checked, while Kepler-9c's averaged about 39 minutes shorter.

That suggests the planets are in the midst of a gravitational push-pull that keeps the orbits close to a 2-to-1 ratio, in what's known as a planetary resonance. In our own solar system, Pluto and Neptune are in a similar resonance (2-to-3), which is why little Pluto can't be kicked out of its orbit. The same thing applies to the Kepler-9 system.

[snip]

24 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:21:40pm

The thing about using an IFRAME to load video: an embedded IFRAME is essentially like a tab or new window loading another site. Cross-site scripting attacks are easier to stage, because to load an IFRAME's contents you have to give permission to another domain to load ... anything.

Sites that use an IFRAME are doing it because it's the easiest way to allow HTML5 video playback, but people need to be more aware of the security problems of embedded IFRAMEs.

25 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:21:54pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Bigot.

Not a GEICO fan, I take it? :D

26 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:23:55pm

re: #23 NJDhockeyfan

A 19 day 'year' for a gas giant planet is really amazing. That system must be pretty well cleaned out of smaller asteroids.

27 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:31:20pm

Speaking of biases and (political) tests:


Palin criticizes Obama, Fla. gov on abortion

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is lumping President Barack Obama and Florida Gov. Charlie Crist together while criticizing their positions on abortion.

Palin said that Obama is the most pro-abortion president ever and that his health care plan will expand access to the procedure.

She also mocked Crist, who recently left the Republican Party, for still claiming to be pro-life after he vetoed a bill that would have required women to get ultrasounds before having an abortion.

That's right, The Sarah is in favor of forced ultrasounds. (Crist appears to believe that forcing intrusive procedures is wrong.)

The Sarah is playing the abortion card to help her buddy Rubio.

29 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:33:09pm

re: #26 jaunte

A 19 day 'year' for a gas giant planet is really amazing. That system must be pretty well cleaned out of smaller asteroids.

Not necessarily. The gas giants are quite close to their star, and we don't know what lay beyond. As Kepler keeps observing there may be further transits discovered, thus planets farther out, or minor planets, or asteroid belts.

30 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:34:00pm

re: #29 freetoken

Aha, you were sucked into the passing gravitational field...

31 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:34:46pm

re: #10 SanFranciscoZionist

Spare's tryin' to amend the Constitution again. Should I just take a deep breath and bear up?

ignore. It's not his constitution. It's ours. zero threat, except on the flow of LGF.

32 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:38:34pm

re: #27 freetoken

Speaking of biases and (political) tests:

Palin criticizes Obama, Fla. gov on abortion

That's right, The Sarah is in favor of forced ultrasounds. (Crist appears to believe that forcing intrusive procedures is wrong.)

The Sarah is playing the abortion card to help her buddy Rubio.

Not to mention the health care plan will result in insurance plans that previously covered abortion dropping it, thanks to Stupek.

33 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:39:24pm

Ludwig in da house!

How is everyone tonight?

34 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:40:04pm

re: #33 LudwigVanQuixote

Albusteve was here earlier and said he felt 'lighter.'

35 Nervous Norvous  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:40:30pm

Hi..

36 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:40:35pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

10 Culinary Professionals's Favorite Tools & Tricks

Speaking of culinary professionals, Anthony Bourdain's episode in Beirut when he got caught in the Israel/Lebanon war doing his show comes on in about an hour and a half. I saw it earlier today. It is definitely worth watching.

37 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:41:40pm

re: #27 freetoken

Speaking of biases and (political) tests:

Palin criticizes Obama, Fla. gov on abortion

That's right, The Sarah is in favor of forced ultrasounds. (Crist appears to believe that forcing intrusive procedures is wrong.)

The Sarah is playing the abortion card to help her buddy Rubio.

You do realize that Sarah, whom I cloned from a hairless monkey, and then replaced half of her brain with an old Atari 2600 motherboard, is my instrument of total global domination?

38 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:41:57pm

re: #27 freetoken

Speaking of biases and (political) tests:

Palin criticizes Obama, Fla. gov on abortion

That's right, The Sarah is in favor of forced ultrasounds. (Crist appears to believe that forcing intrusive procedures is wrong.)

The Sarah is playing the abortion card to help her buddy Rubio.

She is on a roll. Just wait. This is nothing.

I got a tweet from John Coal where he's just hahahhahahhaha. It was in response to Saint Sarah's call out (facebook of course) to the Union Members of America.

I subscribe to Sully's view. Watch out for this crazy walking among us.

Thanks John McCain! Never forgiven.

39 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:42:03pm

re: #34 jaunte

Albusteve was here earlier and said he felt 'lighter.'

Ouch. I wish him a speedy recovery.

40 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:42:22pm

re: #30 jaunte

Aha, you were sucked into the passing gravitational field...

Heh... gravity - it sucks.

I did put up a Pages entry on this pointing out that the pleasant side benefit of this solar system is that it has provided the first Kepler discovery announced of an Earth sized planet (almost, sort of super-earth.)

The star in question (Kepler 9) is slightly cooler than our sun (because it is the same mass but greater diameter), and it has more elements heavier than Helium compared to our sun, thus is probably older:
[Link: kepler.nasa.gov...]

One thing that is kind of strange is how now, when Exoplanetology is really starting to pay off in discoveries, the general public's reaction is sort of ho-hum. Back when I was a kid the news of observing a planet around another star would have been headline news, with uncle Walter talking it up.

41 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:44:04pm

re: #40 freetoken

It is almost certainly older than our sun. You re describing a yellow dwarf that has burned much more of its hydrogen.

42 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:45:15pm

re: #36 NJDhockeyfan

Speaking of culinary professionals, Anthony Bourdain's episode in Beirut when he got caught in the Israel/Lebanon war doing his show comes on in about an hour and a half. I saw it earlier today. It is definitely worth watching.

He's a good egg.

43 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:47:38pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

He's a good egg.

Yes he is. Have you seen the Beirut episode yet?

44 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:48:38pm

I've never been a big fan of mint sauce with lamb but add a side of sweet taters and it's fucking fantastic. I may be a convert.

45 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:50:31pm

re: #37 LudwigVanQuixote

You do realize that Sarah, whom I cloned from a hairless monkey, and then replaced half of her brain with an old Atari 2600 motherboard, is my instrument of total global domination?

SMACK! That's for having such bad tastes in cloned puppets.

//

46 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:50:44pm

re: #43 NJDhockeyfan

Yes he is. Have you seen the Beirut episode yet?

I did. Sadly I missed the hayday of Beirut before everything went to shit and I haven't had the pleasure of visiting recently. It's on my list.

47 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:51:22pm

re: #44 Killgore Trout

Well, I've never been a fan of mint sauce or lamb, though sweet potatoes attract me quite strongly. Walking around Japan I could find some old fashioned street vendors selling hot sweet potatoes from their little wagons. Very quaint.

48 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:53:01pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

I did. Sadly I missed the hayday of Beirut before everything went to shit and I haven't had the pleasure of visiting recently. It's on my list.

It looks like a fun city. If they got rid of Hezbollah it would be easier to make plans to visit.

49 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:55:35pm

re: #47 freetoken

Well, I've never been a fan of mint sauce or lamb, though sweet potatoes attract me quite strongly. Walking around Japan I could find some old fashioned street vendors selling hot sweet potatoes from their little wagons. Very quaint.

I miss the little corner noodle shops

50 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:55:48pm

re: #45 Dark_Falcon

You won't be saying that when my army of crazed Sarahbots conquers Cleavland!

51 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:58:17pm

National Church Leaders Condemn Misrepresentations of President Obama’s Christian Faith


Washington, DC (August 25, 2010)—Over 70 prominent Christian leaders and denominational heads from across the ideological spectrum joined together today to call for a stop to the misrepresentation of President Obama’s Christian faith. In an open letter, these Christian leaders called on the media, public officials, and their fellow Christians to stand with them in opposing those who continue to insinuate that the President is a Muslim, not a Christian.

...

52 Gus  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:58:57pm

re: #50 LudwigVanQuixote

You won't be saying that when my army of crazed Sarahbots conquers Cleavland!

She's already going after Scott Brown. She's a weirdo.

53 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:59:15pm
54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:59:40pm

While carrying my laptop up the stairs, (while reading my laptop screen) a story grabbed my eye, so I wasn't paying attention.. tripped and fell (fucking hard!). I fell elbows and knees first, cradling the laptop in my arms to protect it. A man's gotta have his priorities.

The story?

Macaulay Culkin is 30.

Both of my elbows and both of my knees are bleeding... but... It doesn't really matter... Macaulay Culkin is 30. I'm probably just about to die of old age anyway.

55 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 7:59:43pm

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Glenn Beck is still confused.

Fuck Glenn Beck. He's a kook.

56 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:00:25pm

Just made reservations for Cirque d'hiver in Paris for Jan 2011. Last two times I was in town, I didn't book far enough ahead of time, and couldn't get reservations. It's a classic European styled circus, the building was build in 1852, it was originally named Cirque Napoléon after Napoléon III.

Image: 2007-02-10_cirque_d_hiver-1.jpg

57 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:00:42pm

re: #55 NJDhockeyfan

You would need serious antibiotics, for this...

58 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:01:48pm

re: #56 Walter L. Newton

Just made reservations for Cirque d'hiver in Paris for Jan 2011. Last two times I was in town, I didn't book far enough ahead of time, and couldn't get reservations. It's a classic European styled circus, the building was build in 1852, it was originally named Cirque Napoléon after Napoléon III.

Image: 2007-02-10_cirque_d_hiver-1.jpg

Cool! I want to see the Beatles one in Las Vegas one day.

59 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:02:16pm

re: #49 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I miss the little corner noodle shops

Yeah, them too.

I miss the onigiri. Wonderful snack. America has discovered sushi (after a fashion, but not really) - I wish onigiri would catch on here.

60 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:03:45pm

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

National Church Leaders Condemn Misrepresentations of President Obama’s Christian Faith

Read the signatories, nice group to watch in the future.

Also the title of their post: Faith is not a Political Issue.


[Link: www.eleisongroup.com...]

61 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:03:47pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You think that's crazy, look at who he's dating. Guy must be packing some heat.

62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:03:50pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

I kind of hope Ringo lives the longest.

Won't be so much as irony as it will be, "Well, ain't that just perfect."

63 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:03:51pm

re: #59 freetoken

Yeah, them too.

I miss the onigiri. Wonderful snack. America has discovered sushi (after a fashion, but not really) - I wish onigiri would catch on here.

Eh, never cared for those.

Now Pocky on the other hand...

64 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:04:10pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Cool! I want to see the Beatles one in Las Vegas one day.

The Beatles? This is Cirque d'hiver (The Winter Circus) in Paris, not Cirque De Soleil people out of Montreal.

65 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:04:59pm

More science news...

Obama Stance on Climate Suit Stuns Allies

The Obama administration has riled up environmental groups by siding with big utilities in a lawsuit over whether states can sue power plant operators for contributing to climate change.

It isn’t that the Obama administration is in favor of unfettered emissions. The Department of Justice brief, filed with the Supreme Court this week, says the Environmental Protection Agency is already on the job, and doesn’t need help from private plaintiffs.

“EPA has already begun taking actions to address carbon-dioxide emissions,” a brief filed by Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal says. “That regulatory approach is preferable to what would result if multiple district courts — acting without the benefit of even the most basic statutory guidance — could use common-law nuisance claims to sit as arbiters of scientific and technology-related disputes and de facto regulators of power plants and other sources of pollution.”

The administration’s brief was filed in connection with litigation pitting the state of Connecticut and seven other states as well as New York City against a group of large coal-burning utilities. The suit contends the utilities are creating a “public nuisance’” through their greenhouse-gas emissions and seeks to force them to cut their emissions. The utilities, including American Electric Power Corp., countered that the issue was a political, not a judicial, matter and that the states didn’t have a right to sue, among other arguments.

The Obama administration has more than once taken the view that federal rules should be enforced by federal agencies – not through a patchwork of state-level decisions.

But some environmental groups nonetheless expressed surprise that the Justice Department would side with utilities in this matter. Environmentalists have been encouraging states to combat climate change in the absence of legislation from Washington.

66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:06:02pm

re: #61 Slumbering Behemoth

I had absolutely no idea that she voiced Meg from "Family Guy"! Holy crap!

67 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:06:13pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

While carrying my laptop up the stairs, (while reading my laptop screen) a story grabbed my eye, so I wasn't paying attention.. tripped and fell (fucking hard!). I fell elbows and knees first, cradling the laptop in my arms to protect it. A man's gotta have his priorities.

The story?

Macaulay Culkin is 30.

Both of my elbows and both of my knees are bleeding... but... It doesn't really matter... Macaulay Culkin is 30. I'm probably just about to die of old age anyway.

You were the culprit of the Cthluhu vibrator earlier? FBV, I feel for you, but it's a needed sacrifice.

Forgive me if it was Slumbering Behemoth. I think it was, but I'm still going to post. :)

68 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:06:55pm

re: #27 freetoken

Speaking of biases and (political) tests:

Palin criticizes Obama, Fla. gov on abortion

That's right, The Sarah is in favor of forced ultrasounds. (Crist appears to believe that forcing intrusive procedures is wrong.)

The Sarah is playing the abortion card to help her buddy Rubio.


Yeah she's off her rocker. Seriously Sarah you don't get to go around slamming Crist and Obama for opposing measures like this then claim the Obama administration is taking away our liberties. I'm also tired of her using her daughter to justify her extreme position on abortion.

69 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:07:00pm

re: #64 Walter L. Newton

The Beatles? This is Cirque d'hiver (The Winter Circus) in Paris, not Cirque De Soleil people out of Montreal.

I can't tell the difference. All I know is they are different than the circuses that come around here.

70 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:07:05pm

re: #66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She replaced the original voice actor after the first season, I think.

71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:07:53pm

re: #61 Slumbering Behemoth

And... HOLY COW! She's doing a movie with Nat Portman.

72 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:08:01pm

re: #70 Slumbering Behemoth

She replaced the original voice actor after the first season, I think.

That or it was midway through the second season. I think she uses her regular voice the way MacFarlane does for Brian. I for one have always found Mila attractive. She was gorgeous in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

73 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:08:05pm

re: #70 Slumbering Behemoth

She replaced the original voice actor after the first season, I think.

You could tell it was her by the Russian accent.

74 blueraven  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:08:29pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Cool! I want to see the Beatles one in Las Vegas one day.

It is excellent. I took my daughter for her 21st birthday. We loved it!

75 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:08:37pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

Yeah she's off her rocker. Seriously Sarah you don't get to go around slamming Crist and Obama for opposing measures like this then claim the Obama administration is taking away our liberties. I'm also tired of her using her daughter to justify her extreme position on abortion.

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:09:36pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

Oh, fuck... G'night Knuckleheads.

77 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:09:58pm

re: #73 Walter L. Newton

Sexy, no?

78 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:09:58pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Like I needed another reason not to watch that piece of shit show.

79 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:10:29pm

re: #70 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, but now? Meg's gonna start turning me on.

80 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:10:34pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

And then Palin will run down Hollywood in her next apperance on Fox :D.

81 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:11:08pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Aw, that's just great. Now all the news stations will put important news on hold for wall to wall coverage on that.

82 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:11:47pm

re: #67 Stanley Sea

I'm sorry, but that's just too rich a field of phrases to ignore.
Editing down...


a story grabbed my eye
I wasn't paying attention
tripped and fell (fucking hard!)
elbows and knees first
cradling the laptop to protect it
man's gotta have his priorities

Macaulay Culkin is 30

elbows and both of my knees are bleeding
doesn't really matter.

Macaulay Culkin is 30

I'm probably just about to die of old age
culprit of the Cthluhu vibrator
FBV, I feel for you
a needed sacrifice

Forgive me if it was
Slumbering Behemoth
I'm still going to post
:)

83 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:13:26pm

re: #65 NJDhockeyfan

More science news...

Obama Stance on Climate Suit Stuns Allies

That's actually consistency from Obama. He wants one uniform Federal rule for AGW, not a crazy quilt of state regulations. I actually think he's right on this.

84 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:13:32pm

re: #52 Gus 802

She's already going after Scott Brown. She's a weirdo.

Yeah, it's time for another round of "Burn out the 'heretics'" for the Right. Brown's "sin" apparently is being a "RINO," otherwise known as voting the way his constituents want rather than with the party line. So, to nobody's surprise, they think that he should be gone from the party and his seat.

SSDD

85 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:15:19pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Well, she can't act, but hopefully she can dance.

86 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:16:51pm

re: #83 Dark_Falcon

That's actually consistency from Obama. He wants one uniform Federal rule for AGW, not a crazy quilt of state regulations. I actually think he's right on this.

I think he is too. He has the environmentalists pissed off right now. He must have done the right thing.

87 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:17:27pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

Hmm... I wonder which Star they're gonna pair her with.
/

88 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:17:50pm

re: #85 Dark_Falcon

Well, she can't act, but hopefully she can dance.

Now she just needs to learn to play the flute and she'll be ready to follow in her mother's footsteps.

89 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:18:37pm

re: #82 jaunte

Oh. That does read nicely.

90 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:18:51pm

re: #82 jaunte

Goodness, art & poetry too!
WOW!

91 cliffster  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:19:05pm

Dancing With the Stars. Good grief, what a stupid show.

92 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:19:15pm

re: #66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I had absolutely no idea that she voiced Meg from "Family Guy"! Holy crap!

Now that someone has told me, I can hear it in my head, though. It is the same voice.

93 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:19:26pm

re: #85 Dark_Falcon

Well, she can't act, but hopefully she can dance.

Oh my god, the horror that is America.

They are grifters. Small town folks that John McCain (instead of a sex tape) made into media stars.

Wonder if St. Sarah will actually run for office or just keep taking the $.

Do you think she's getting paid for the endorsements of candidates? If not with cash to her PAC then...??

Just twisted shit in my mind.

94 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:19:55pm

re: #90 Floral Giraffe

I wouldn't call it poetry!

95 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:20:01pm

re: #86 NJDhockeyfan

I think he is too. He has the environmentalists pissed off right now. He must have done the right thing.

He's a fucking centrist. It blows everyone's mind.

96 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:20:08pm

re: #92 SanFranciscoZionist

No doubt.

Now.

97 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:20:45pm

re: #95 Stanley Sea

Blows mine.

Really.

G'night!

98 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:21:01pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

Yeah she's off her rocker. Seriously Sarah you don't get to go around slamming Crist and Obama for opposing measures like this then claim the Obama administration is taking away our liberties. I'm also tired of her using her daughter to justify her extreme position on abortion.

"The biggest advance of the abortion industry in America is the passage of Obamacare," Palin said. "Elective abortions have nothing to do with health care. It's about ending lives, not saving lives."

Uh, Sarah, how exactly is the passage of 'Obamacare' advancing the 'abortion industry'? Can you give me some actual details there?

99 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:21:42pm

re: #83 Dark_Falcon

That's actually consistency from Obama. He wants one uniform Federal rule for AGW, not a crazy quilt of state regulations. I actually think he's right on this.

The other reason is that the TVA is a government agency and the Executive branch tends to take the side of federal government.

The big picture is not the problem here - as you point out, the President wants a straightforward national policy and not a piecemeal effort. Like you I agree that is the better approach.

The implementation of the policies that the EPA will move into action are fraught with all sorts of infighting among different interest groups. This is one of the flies in the ointment.

100 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:21:50pm

re: #95 Stanley Sea

He's a fucking centrist. It blows everyone's mind.

Is that why he's sinking in the polls?

101 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:22:16pm

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And... HOLY COW! She's doing a movie with Nat Portman.

Do they make out? Because if they make out, my husband may actually die of happiness.

102 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:22:23pm

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

"The biggest advance of the abortion industry in America is the passage of Obamacare," Palin said. "Elective abortions have nothing to do with health care. It's about ending lives, not saving lives."

Uh, Sarah, how exactly is the passage of 'Obamacare' advancing the 'abortion industry'? Can you give me some actual details there?

She can't give details. It's just like the death panels. A bunch of bullshit to scare her supporters. I feel Obama could be better than he's been but man the more I hear Palin and McCain too talk the more I feel we dodged a huge bullet two Novembers ago.

103 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:22:54pm

Now, now. Bristol is no more Sarah than I am my dead beat dad. It's not her fault she was born to a shameless populist.

104 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:23:35pm

re: #103 Slumbering Behemoth

I'll bet she finishes her job, too.

105 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:23:42pm

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

"The biggest advance of the abortion industry in America is the passage of Obamacare," Palin said. "Elective abortions have nothing to do with health care. It's about ending lives, not saving lives."

Uh, Sarah, how exactly is the passage of 'Obamacare' advancing the 'abortion industry'? Can you give me some actual details there?

Of course not. If Sarah has demonstrated anything since McCain unleashed her upon the Right, it's that she's long on talk, short on IQ points. She can belch out useless talking points with the best of them, but if you actually press her for in-depth answers or simply translated her ramblings into English, her brain seizes up and we get this blank stare that's the political equivalent of the Blue Screen of Death.

106 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:23:45pm

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

"The biggest advance of the abortion industry in America is the passage of Obamacare," Palin said. "Elective abortions have nothing to do with health care. It's about ending lives, not saving lives."

Uh, Sarah, how exactly is the passage of 'Obamacare' advancing the 'abortion industry'? Can you give me some actual details there?

Politifact's lie of the year, repeat! Sarah is a liar. Hell, there's a freaking list and we are all bored with it, it's so damn long.

107 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:24:24pm

re: #75 Stanley Sea

I read today that Bristol, teenage mother, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

College. She needs to go to COLLEGE.

Why aren't they listening to me?

108 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:25:08pm

re: #104 jaunte

Honestly, I would not be surprised if there was a "tell all" book deal in her future re: the '08 election and life in the Palin house in general.

109 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:25:42pm

re: #100 NJDhockeyfan

Is that why he's sinking in the polls?

Who cares about the polls now a days? Geeze, Americans are pretty much misinformed and confused from my view. See Islam, and the Burlington Coat Factory OUTRAGE.

End results. 2012. Oh, and political ads.

110 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:26:05pm

re: #100 NJDhockeyfan

Is that why he's sinking in the polls?

Pretty much. He wants to please everybody and we know that that never works in politics. Both sides are going to bitch that he's not far enough to their side for them, but if he tries to please them, the middle bitches that he's too far to one side or the other.

111 Lidane  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:26:31pm

re: #102 HappyWarrior

I feel Obama could be better than he's been but man the more I hear Palin and McCain too talk the more I feel we dodged a huge bullet two Novembers ago.

We dodged a massive, massive bullet in November 2008. Obama has been anything but perfect, and has done things I haven't been happy about, but you know what? I'll deal with it all until 2016 if it keeps Caribou Barbie the hell away from the nuke codes or any real power.

I kind of hope that Huntsman stays out of pocket until then, too. Let the crazies have their circus in 2012 and then hope for an adult voice like his to come back to the GOP after the wingnuts get curbstomped again.

112 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:26:43pm

re: #93 Stanley Sea

Oh my god, the horror that is America.

They are grifters. Small town folks that John McCain (instead of a sex tape) made into media stars.

Wonder if St. Sarah will actually run for office or just keep taking the $.

Do you think she's getting paid for the endorsements of candidates? If not with cash to her PAC then...??

Just twisted shit in my mind.

Bristol's not a grifter. What she is is an above-average small-town girl whose mother's rise to fame and her own pregnancy gained her nationwide name-recognition. She uses that fame to gain money and attention for herself, but unlike her mother she's not lying as she does it.

113 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:26:49pm

re: #88 Conservative Moonbat

Now she just needs to learn to play the flute and she'll be ready to follow in her mother's footsteps.

One of the few things Sarah ever said that I liked was about that pageant. She said they asked the girls to turn around so the judges could look at their butts in the bathing suits, and she didn't like it.

I realize she probably should have realized what the pageant was before she entered it, but it was one of the few times I felt I was just getting Sarah, with no moral or special 'extra' attached.

114 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:27:00pm

Israel working to thwart Russia arms deal with Syria

Israel is trying to prevent an arms deal between Russia and Syria, and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has asked his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, to stop the arms sale involving advanced anti-shipping missiles.

The deal involves the sale of advanced P-800 Yakhont supersonic cruise missiles to the Syrian military. Israel considers this weaponry capable of posing significant danger to its navy vessels in the Mediterranean Sea.

If Syria gets these, how long will it take for some of them to end up in the hands of Hezbollah.

115 Racer X  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:27:04pm

re: #65 NJDhockeyfan

More science news...

Obama Stance on Climate Suit Stuns Allies

I get the feeling the Obama administration is going to wield a much larger stick, and doesn't want to scare of the target.

116 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:27:37pm

re: #99 freetoken

The other reason is that the TVA is a government agency and the Executive branch tends to take the side of federal government.

The big picture is not the problem here - as you point out, the President wants a straightforward national policy and not a piecemeal effort. Like you I agree that is the better approach.

The implementation of the policies that the EPA will move into action are fraught with all sorts of infighting among different interest groups. This is one of the flies in the ointment.

Quite Concur.

117 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:27:46pm

re: #107 SanFranciscoZionist

College. She needs to go to COLLEGE.

Why aren't they listening to me?

money money money. Money.

118 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:28:15pm

re: #100 NJDhockeyfan

Is that why he's sinking in the polls?

Probably.

119 abolitionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:28:57pm

re: #24 Charles

The thing about using an IFRAME to load video:
[snip]

Favorited. I think yours is the most concise explanation of the security issue I've seen.

120 Lidane  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:29:48pm

re: #117 Stanley Sea

money money money. Money.

121 freetoken  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:30:49pm

re: #24 Charles

The thing about using an IFRAME to load video:...

You frame,
I frame,
We all frame
for HTML5 fame.

122 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:30:52pm

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

Bristol's not a grifter. What she is is an above-average small-town girl whose mother's rise to fame and her own pregnancy gained her nationwide name-recognition. She uses that fame to gain money and attention for herself, but unlike her mother she's not lying as she does it.

Oh Dark. She and Levi were paid 100K for the reconciliation magazine cover. With their child front and center.

(she was paid previously for the other mag covers with her child)

This reconciliation lasted what, 2 weeks?

Going for the dough. She's a grifter too. I'd say this if it was my sister of course, it's not just the Palin disgust.

123 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:31:20pm

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

National Church Leaders Condemn Misrepresentations of President Obama’s Christian Faith

Ah. Being a Muslim would make one ineligible to be President. Just like JFK took orders from the Vatican after his election in 1960.

The fact that these people have to issue such a letter is a clear indicator of just how much bigotry exists in this country against Sufis.

Hence the hate against the Hallowed Ground of The Burlington Coat Factory.

124 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:31:24pm

re: #107 SanFranciscoZionist

College. She needs to go to COLLEGE.

Why aren't they listening to me?

There was a woman in the college class behind me at Mills who had a little girl. She was four, my friend was twenty. They had an apartment in the married student housing, the little girl went to daycare on campus, and for the weeks right around finals she stayed with her grandparents.

These were people without anywhere near the Palins' financial resources. Sarah could get Bristol a damn nanny. She needs to go to SCHOOL.

125 blueraven  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:31:35pm

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

Bristol's not a grifter. What she is is an above-average small-town girl whose mother's rise to fame and her own pregnancy gained her nationwide name-recognition. She uses that fame to gain money and attention for herself, but unlike her mother she's not lying as she does it.

What makes Bristol "above average"?

126 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:32:51pm

re: #114 NJDhockeyfan

Israel working to thwart Russia arms deal with Syria

If Syria gets these, how long will it take for some of them to end up in the hands of Hezbollah.

That would be something of a risk for Syria. Those missiles are only produced in Russia and Syria would not have plausible deniability. That said, those missiles could sink an Israeli frigate in fired en masse. And that would give Hezbollah a huge 'victory' to claim.

127 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:33:00pm

re: #113 SanFranciscoZionist

One of the few things Sarah ever said that I liked was about that pageant. She said they asked the girls to turn around so the judges could look at their butts in the bathing suits, and she didn't like it.

I realize she probably should have realized what the pageant was before she entered it, but it was one of the few times I felt I was just getting Sarah, with no moral or special 'extra' attached.

Of course, if it's true. Was this on tape from the pagent?

128 sagehen  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:33:10pm

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

Uh, Sarah, how exactly is the passage of 'Obamacare' advancing the 'abortion industry'? Can you give me some actual details there?

oh, that one's easy.

There's all kinds of extra new "conscience" protections for doctors and pharmacists who don't want to prescribe or sell contraceptives.

Ergo, more unwanted pregnancies. Ergo, more abortions.

129 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:33:55pm

I'm reading your posts while sitting completely naked in front of my laptop.

If you guys can scrounge up a pile of money, a big pile, I'll go put my clothes back on.

130 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:35:15pm

re: #127 Stanley Sea

Of course, if it's true. Was this on tape from the pagent?

No idea. I'm just going on my own impression. Little that she says strikes me as genuine, but for some reason this did.

I also laughed when she said she regretted not getting a chance to name a son Zamboni.

131 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:36:16pm

re: #129 b_sharp

Will you take a golden Cthluhu appendage?

132 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:36:21pm

re: #122 Stanley Sea

Oh Dark. She and Levi were paid 100K for the reconciliation magazine cover. With their child front and center.

(she was paid previously for the other mag covers with her child)

This reconciliation lasted what, 2 weeks?

Going for the dough. She's a grifter too. I'd say this if it was my sister of course, it's not just the Palin disgust.

I don't consider playing the media to make money to be 'grifting'. I just see it as living the modern American Dream: money for not-really working.

133 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:36:45pm

Ooooh, cat-fight!

134 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:36:57pm

re: #103 Slumbering Behemoth

Now, now. Bristol is no more Sarah than I am my dead beat dad. It's not her fault she was born to a shameless populist.

I like Bristol. I recently saw an ad she did which started out "what if I didn't come from a famous family?" And went from there with her makeup and furniture disappearing until she ends up the picture of a destitute single teen mom. You could take it as pro-abstinence or pro-contraception pro-education or whatever (the tagline was "pause before you play") but it seemed really noncontroversial and particularly sensitive to poverty issues. She seems nice, and has been far far better than her mom at controlling message to avoid coming off sounding like a mean and crazy person.

Ah yes, here it is:

135 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:37:14pm

re: #131 jaunte

Will you take a golden Cthluhu appendage?

You so beat me to this. First thing that came to mind.

136 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:37:15pm

re: #100 NJDhockeyfan

Is that why he's sinking in the polls?

No, it's the economy

137 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:38:45pm

You know, I'd gain some respect for Sarah if she supported the government helping unwed and teen mothers. But instead she plays the "socialism" card at every opportunity. Not every young mother gets to have the governor of a state for a mother. The Catholic Church and I have a long list of disagreements but at least unlike Beck and Palin they don't agree that social justice is this evil thing.

138 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:38:48pm

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

Bristol's not a grifter. What she is is an above-average small-town girl whose mother's rise to fame and her own pregnancy gained her nationwide name-recognition. She uses that fame to gain money and attention for herself, but unlike her mother she's not lying as she does it.

Wasilla Hillbilly. If she looked like a slack-jawed yokel, you would just go ewwww. Let's face it, she is attractive and had a baby with the Captain Of The Hockey Team. She listened to her mama's religion, and rejected it.

If I was an 18 year old boy, I would have fucked her, too. That's what 18 year old boys do with willing partners.

Family values!

139 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:39:06pm

re: #132 Dark_Falcon

I don't consider playing the media to make money to be 'grifting'. I just see it as living the modern American Dream: money for not-really working.

And that my friend is so unadmirable.

Shame shame shame.

(not you, per se, but your and so many other's acceptance and welcoming of same)

shame, and good luck America!!

140 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:39:36pm

re: #131 jaunte

My extremities are not for sale, snack food!

141 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:39:37pm

re: #131 jaunte

Will you take a golden Cthluhu appendage?

That would be good enough for a sock.

142 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:39:38pm

re: #129 b_sharp

Pass the brain bleach, PRONTO!

143 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:40:59pm

re: #141 b_sharp

I guess we'll have to take you as produced.

144 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:42:06pm

Not to dismiss or diss the future (which iz, according to common bullshit, our childrenz), but kidz are usually (unless someone intervenez) little mirror imagez of their dumbass parentz, from whom they absorb (like spongez) the dumbass shite that their parentz believe.

I know plenty of former classmates who have done very well in this dumbass world just based on imitating what their dumbass parentz told them about life, the universe, and everything.

Universal education is a waste of time, money, and effort.

145 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:42:47pm

ooooh, huge moon rising.

Need Ojoe. My search didn't find anything quickly.

146 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:43:11pm

re: #138 austin_blue

Wasilla Hillbilly. If she looked like a slack-jawed yokel, you would just go ewww. Let's face it, she is attractive and had a baby with the Captain Of The Hockey Team. She listened to her mama's religion, and rejected it.

If I was an 18 year old boy, I would have fucked her, too. That's what 18 year old boys do with willing partners.

Yeah, attractive people get better breaks. That's just how it is.

The question of how to judge her (as if we even should) is what does she do with this monumentally fucked up situation? She's pregnant, her mom's the Republican Veep nominee transformed into national bitch, her boyfriend's doing Playgirl - what choices do you make now? Do you turn into a screeching harpy like your mother, do you pander to the "blame the victim" far right, do you go back to rural Alaska quietly, or do you carve a new path? She seems to be doing pretty good. She's still accepting certain spotlight opportunities, but I'm not seeing any blame or finger-pointing from her, which is more than can be said for most right wing celebs.

147 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:43:16pm
148 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:43:55pm

re: #139 Stanley Sea

And that my friend is so unadmirable.

Shame shame shame.

(not you, per se, but your and so many other's acceptance and welcoming of same)

shame, and good luck America!!

I actually think it rather sad, and I don't welcome it. But its gained wide enough acceptance that I don't call it grifting anymore. Daniel Patrick Moyinihan called it "defining deviancy down".

149 sagehen  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:44:08pm

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

Bristol's not a grifter. What she is is an above-average small-town girl whose mother's rise to fame and her own pregnancy gained her nationwide name-recognition. She uses that fame to gain money and attention for herself, but unlike her mother she's not lying as she does it.

I'm not entirely convinced.

She and Levi got some good money for their "engagement" magazine cover; the day after the check cleared, they broke up again. I'm a cynic. I think it was planned that way.

150 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:45:00pm

re: #147 Slumbering Behemoth

Socialism.

Heh gotta say the funniest criticism of Obama I can remember was some dingbat criticizing the czars that the Obama administration has and saying it was Soviet style. Had to laugh for obvious reasons.

151 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:46:21pm

re: #149 sagehen

Odder than them taking the money is the number of people who pay for magazines because Bristol n' Levi are on the cover.

152 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:46:33pm

re: #146 elbruce

Yeah, attractive people get better breaks. That's just how it is.

The question of how to judge her (as if we even should) is what does she do with this monumentally fucked up situation? She's pregnant, her mom's the Republican Veep nominee transformed into national bitch, her boyfriend's doing Playgirl - what choices do you make now? Do you turn into a screeching harpy like your mother, do you pander to the "blame the victim" far right, do you go back to rural Alaska quietly, or do you carve a new path? She seems to be doing pretty good. She's still accepting certain spotlight opportunities, but I'm not seeing any blame or finger-pointing from her, which is more than can be said for most right wing celebs.

elbruce - this is so obvious. She took the path of getting paid for posing and giving stories to tabloid magazines. Graduation holding child. Done, paid. Others in between. Levi & her with child recently.

How do you forget this and dismiss this? Or whitewash it as "She's still accepting certain spotlight opportunities"

Am I whack? I don't respect this shit she fell into and exploits at ALL.

153 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:48:31pm

re: #152 Stanley Sea

Genuine nutty rhetoric in the last thread, you should take a gander at it

154 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:48:36pm

re: #151 jaunte

Odder than them taking the money is the number of people who pay for magazines because Bristol n' Levi are on the cover.

Actually, I think they lose $ on the printing. If there's money to be made by the pre-press release of the cover on every single fricking blog (left leaning in the majority) that's where they make the dough.

155 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:50:07pm

re: #152 Stanley Sea

elbruce - this is so obvious. She took the path of getting paid for posing and giving stories to tabloid magazines. Graduation holding child. Done, paid. Others in between. Levi & her with child recently.

How do you forget this and dismiss this? Or whitewash it as "She's still accepting certain spotlight opportunities"

Am I whack? I don't respect this shit she fell into and exploits at ALL.

Option 1: go back to Alaska and live in a cedarwood shack while Levi works the oilfields. Have you seen rural Alaska? It's like a really beautiful version of Oklahoma.

Option 2: Mama will take care of you, but you'll have to help her smear her enemies, which is all poor people, all brown people, all Democrats and anybody who ever wanted to help anybody else in your life.

Option 3: Take the check.

I don't blame her for not taking option 1. I applaud her for not taking option 2.

156 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:50:21pm

re: #154 Stanley Sea

Maybe so; I just don't understand the thinking of celebrity fans.

157 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:51:19pm

Here's the thing. Bristol is quite young, and apt to make some foolish mistakes along the way, much like we did at that age.

Sarah is not "at that age", so there is a difference.

158 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:51:33pm

re: #24 Charles

The thing about using an IFRAME to load video: an embedded IFRAME is essentially like a tab or new window loading another site. Cross-site scripting attacks are easier to stage, because to load an IFRAME's contents you have to give permission to another domain to load ... anything.

Sites that use an IFRAME are doing it because it's the easiest way to allow HTML5 video playback, but people need to be more aware of the security problems of embedded IFRAMEs.

Amazon uses IFRAME for their associate banner links, which I am sure you are well aware of.

159 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:51:37pm

I don't know how to feel about Bristol one way or the other honestly. I do feel she's a more mature woman than her mother. I do wish she'd or anyone for that matter in the Palin family would tell Sarah to calm down and stop with the crazy allegations. My big problem with Palin is how she's made liberals out to be these people who hate special needs children and see them as a nusance. Just offends me dearly due to my own having Asperger's Syndrome and having a great aunt who had Downs. I am also bugged by her blatant double standards. She lashed out at Rahm Emanuel and demanded he resign for something he said in private and anger while Rush Limbaugh got applauded by her as a brilliant satirist when he actually called liberals retarded.

160 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:52:12pm

Later Lizards!
Teh intertoobes are getting packed & shipped off to Zaphod only knows where! Be well.

161 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:55:54pm

re: #149 sagehen

I'm not entirely convinced.

She and Levi got some good money for their "engagement" magazine cover; the day after the check cleared, they broke up again. I'm a cynic. I think it was planned that way.

To be perfectly honest, if I do see a grifter in that relationship, it's Levi. They make up and get paid to sell the exclusive, and then just as suddenly break up as soon as his old girlfriends start popping out of the woodworks? Something tells me his 15 minutes ended, he tried for an extension, and forgot about unintended consequences.

162 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:56:38pm

re: #153 WindUpBird

ooh, just did. Spy lovers saw it.

163 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 8:59:09pm

re: #155 elbruce

Option 1: go back to Alaska and live in a cedarwood shack while Levi works the oilfields. Have you seen rural Alaska? It's like a really beautiful version of Oklahoma.

Option 2: Mama will take care of you, but you'll have to help her smear her enemies, which is all poor people, all brown people, all Democrats and anybody who ever wanted to help anybody else in your life.

Option 3: Take the check.

I don't blame her for not taking option 1. I applaud her for not taking option 2.

Ugh, it's her fucking life. Just like all of us.

I just see it as being a fame whorette, riding the train.

Ok, maybe everyone else would do it too. Doesn't make it appealing.

164 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:00:40pm

I just saw this interview replayed on the O'Reilly show. Bill interviews Scott Fenstermaker, an attorney who represented Gitmo terrorist detainees. This lawyer is a real creep.

165 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:01:52pm

Ya know when I think about Bristol and Levi, it hits me that those two are my brother's age and would have graduated in the same year if they had all graduated. I think it's that reason why I find Sarah Palin getting in to a war of words with Levi so pathetic. No, I am not defending how he's acted but she should have let that happen behind closed doors instead of badmouthing her grandson's father on national tv. Does she think that when the kid's older he's not going to see or hear about how his grandmother and father went back and forth on national tv? It's already bad enough for a kid when it's done behind closed doors but having that drama brought on national tv is messed up.

166 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:01:54pm

re: #161 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

To be perfectly honest, if I do see a grifter in that relationship, it's Levi. They make up and get paid to sell the exclusive, and then just as suddenly break up as soon as his old girlfriends start popping out of the woodworks? Something tells me his 15 minutes ended, he tried for an extension, and forgot about unintended consequences.

That and he went off to be in a music video that Bristol took as a cheap shot at her mother. I'm actually glad they broke up so quickly. John Johnson is a toxic asshole, and he'd just hurt Bristol again.

167 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:02:48pm

re: #159 HappyWarrior

I don't know how to feel about Bristol one way or the other honestly. I do feel she's a more mature woman than her mother. I do wish she'd or anyone for that matter in the Palin family would tell Sarah to calm down and stop with the crazy allegations. My big problem with Palin is how she's made liberals out to be these people who hate special needs children and see them as a nusance. Just offends me dearly due to my own having Asperger's Syndrome and having a great aunt who had Downs. I am also bugged by her blatant double standards. She lashed out at Rahm Emanuel and demanded he resign for something he said in private and anger while Rush Limbaugh got applauded by her as a brilliant satirist when he actually called liberals retarded.

Kudos to you. Really.

Sarah is a liar and a hypocrite. Anyone who has followed her has seen the contradictions and blatant lies.

She's nasty, really in my mind. No one I'd like close to me.

168 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:03:47pm

re: #167 Stanley Sea

Kudos to you. Really.

Sarah is a liar and a hypocrite. Anyone who has followed her has seen the contradictions and blatant lies.

She's nasty, really in my mind. No one I'd like close to me.

Sarah is a predator.

169 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:03:47pm

re: #159 HappyWarrior

I don't know how to feel about Bristol one way or the other honestly. I do feel she's a more mature woman than her mother. I do wish she'd or anyone for that matter in the Palin family would tell Sarah to calm down and stop with the crazy allegations. My big problem with Palin is how she's made liberals out to be these people who hate special needs children and see them as a nusance. Just offends me dearly due to my own having Asperger's Syndrome and having a great aunt who had Downs. I am also bugged by her blatant double standards. She lashed out at Rahm Emanuel and demanded he resign for something he said in private and anger while Rush Limbaugh got applauded by her as a brilliant satirist when he actually called liberals retarded.

Well, that would make her mother a mental 17 year old. Which insults intelligent 17 year olds across the length and breadth of our Nation.

Just sayin'...

170 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:04:51pm

re: #169 austin_blue

Well, that would make her mother a mental 17 year old. Which insults intelligent 17 year olds across the length and breadth of our Nation.

Just sayin'...

I think she acts more like a middle schooler just sayin' :)

171 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:05:05pm

When I was in school, I was bored as hell and usually didn't give a shit. My grades depended entirely on how willing I was to do the ridiculous busywork we were constantly assigned.

My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

I REALIZE the video is satire, but I don't think it's even slightly mysterious why kids would be apathetic about school. If today's classrooms are anything like the ones I remember, it's as if school is specifically designed to make learning ANYTHING as tedious and uninteresting as possible.

Take history, for example. From K through 12, the only history education I got consisted of memorizing who farted where, and when. Lots of "who" and "when", but NEVER any "why". A really great history lesson would have gone like this:

"In 1918, a teenage kid killed the leader of Austria. By the time this lesson is over, you will understand how that act resulted in Neil Armstrong becoming the first human to walk on the moon in 1969."

But no.

Oh well, never mind.

172 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:05:56pm

re: #168 b_sharp

Sarah is a predator.

Yes. A Saracuda. Didn't they campaign on that meme?

How did that work for them?

173 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:07:23pm

re: #171 negativ

When I was in school, I was bored as hell and usually didn't give a shit. My grades depended entirely on how willing I was to do the ridiculous busywork we were constantly assigned.

My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

I REALIZE the video is satire, but I don't think it's even slightly mysterious why kids would be apathetic about school. If today's classrooms are anything like the ones I remember, it's as if school is specifically designed to make learning ANYTHING as tedious and uninteresting as possible.

Take history, for example. From K through 12, the only history education I got consisted of memorizing who farted where, and when. Lots of "who" and "when", but NEVER any "why". A really great history lesson would have gone like this:

"In 1918, a teenage kid killed the leader of Austria. By the time this lesson is over, you will understand how that act resulted in Neil Armstrong becoming the first human to walk on the moon in 1969."

But no.

Oh well, never mind.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914, not 1918. And he was not Austria's monarch, but rather the heir to the throne.

/Sorry, accuracy junkie.

174 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:07:23pm

re: #137 HappyWarrior

You know, I'd gain some respect for Sarah if she supported the government helping unwed and teen mothers. But instead she plays the "socialism" card at every opportunity. Not every young mother gets to have the governor of a state for a mother. The Catholic Church and I have a long list of disagreements but at least unlike Beck and Palin they don't agree that social justice is this evil thing.

No. Sarah Palin is the political equivalent of that relative you have who always forwards those goddamned chain emails, and continues to do so no matter how many times in the past you've gently directed her to Snopes.

175 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:08:09pm

re: #171 negativ

When I was in school, I was bored as hell and usually didn't give a shit. My grades depended entirely on how willing I was to do the ridiculous busywork we were constantly assigned.

My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

I REALIZE the video is satire, but I don't think it's even slightly mysterious why kids would be apathetic about school. If today's classrooms are anything like the ones I remember, it's as if school is specifically designed to make learning ANYTHING as tedious and uninteresting as possible.

Take history, for example. From K through 12, the only history education I got consisted of memorizing who farted where, and when. Lots of "who" and "when", but NEVER any "why". A really great history lesson would have gone like this:

"In 1918, a teenage kid killed the leader of Austria. By the time this lesson is over, you will understand how that act resulted in Neil Armstrong becoming the first human to walk on the moon in 1969."

But no.

Oh well, never mind.

Wow. Your ADD is really showing.

176 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:08:56pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914, not 1918. And he was not Austria's monarch, but rather the heir to the throne.

/Sorry, accuracy junkie.

One day very soon I'm going to find you and make you watch the death of everything you love.

(maybe)

177 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:10:02pm

re: #165 HappyWarrior

Ya know when I think about Bristol and Levi, it hits me that those two are my brother's age and would have graduated in the same year if they had all graduated. I think it's that reason why I find Sarah Palin getting in to a war of words with Levi so pathetic. No, I am not defending how he's acted but she should have let that happen behind closed doors instead of badmouthing her grandson's father on national tv. Does she think that when the kid's older he's not going to see or hear about how his grandmother and father went back and forth on national tv? It's already bad enough for a kid when it's done behind closed doors but having that drama brought on national tv is messed up.

Spread the fault around. Bristol has made money on a campaign, and in magazines, about how her son was a accident.

Mom! You got rich over me? Being a bad thing?

(oh and Grandma and Dad fought?)

The whole thing is Jerry Springer. gah


Hello.

178 abolitionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:10:04pm

re: #171 negativ

When I was in school, I was bored as hell and usually didn't give a shit. My grades depended entirely on how willing I was to do the ridiculous busywork we were constantly assigned.

My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

I REALIZE the video is satire, but I don't think it's even slightly mysterious why kids would be apathetic about school. If today's classrooms are anything like the ones I remember, it's as if school is specifically designed to make learning ANYTHING as tedious and uninteresting as possible.

Take history, for example. From K through 12, the only history education I got consisted of memorizing who farted where, and when. Lots of "who" and "when", but NEVER any "why". A really great history lesson would have gone like this:

"In 1918, a teenage kid killed the leader of Austria. By the time this lesson is over, you will understand how that act resulted in Neil Armstrong becoming the first human to walk on the moon in 1969."

But no.

Oh well, never mind.

It's a miracle you got thru it.

179 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:10:17pm

re: #174 negativ

No. Sarah Palin is the political equivalent of that relative you have who always forwards those goddamned chain emails, and continues to do so no matter how many times in the past you've gently directed her to Snopes.

I have one of those. And no, they do not have my email addy.

180 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:10:21pm

re: #173 Dark_Falcon

Tell him about the Black Hand part!

181 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:10:45pm

re: #174 negativ

No. Sarah Palin is the political equivalent of that relative you have who always forwards those goddamned chain emails, and continues to do so no matter how many times in the past you've gently directed her to Snopes.

She WON snopes! Well, it was politifact's pant's on fire award.

182 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:11:01pm

re: #176 negativ

One day very soon I'm going to find you and make you watch the death of everything you love.

(maybe)

If you ever try that, you'll only be sorry you tried for a short time. After that short time you'll be at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

/kidding

183 webevintage  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:12:28pm

re: #171 negativ


My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

Once they started replacing numbers with letters I was lost...

184 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:13:13pm

re: #166 Dark_Falcon

That and he went off to be in a music video that Bristol took as a cheap shot at her mother. I'm actually glad they broke up so quickly. John Johnson is a toxic asshole, and he'd just hurt Bristol again.

Yeah, IMHO, this guy is a whore in more ways than one. Not only does he seem to have a tendency to let his dick wander, but he apparently doesn't see anything wrong in badmouthing future in-laws for fun and profit. I consider Bristol fortunate to have come to her senses long enough to realize what a scumbag this guy is before they officially tied the knot. The more distance she puts between Levi and their son, the better.

185 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:13:21pm

re: #181 Stanley Sea

Let us not forget, Snopes is a leftist propogonad site.
/

186 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:14:30pm

re: #180 jaunte

Tell him about the Black Hand part!

Actually, that's the interesting part: A lone gunman (Gavrilo Princip) killed the Archduke, but it was very quickly clear that he had been part of the same conspiracy that had made another, unsuccessful attack on the Archduke earlier that same day. It's one those few assassinations where there really was a conspiracy.

187 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:14:45pm

re: #171 negativ

When I was in school, I was bored as hell and usually didn't give a shit. My grades depended entirely on how willing I was to do the ridiculous busywork we were constantly assigned.

My Achilles Heel was math. I couldn't math my way out of a prison made of wet Charmin, and I still can't. In math classes, I was the retard who needed everything explained 500 times and then still couldn't get it.

I REALIZE the video is satire, but I don't think it's even slightly mysterious why kids would be apathetic about school. If today's classrooms are anything like the ones I remember, it's as if school is specifically designed to make learning ANYTHING as tedious and uninteresting as possible.

Take history, for example. From K through 12, the only history education I got consisted of memorizing who farted where, and when. Lots of "who" and "when", but NEVER any "why". A really great history lesson would have gone like this:

"In 1918, a teenage kid killed the leader of Austria. By the time this lesson is over, you will understand how that act resulted in Neil Armstrong becoming the first human to walk on the moon in 1969."

But no.

Oh well, never mind.

...are you my long-lost twin?

188 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:15:10pm

re: #134 elbruce

I recently saw an ad she did which started out "what if I didn't come from a famous family?" And went from there with her makeup and furniture disappearing until she ends up the picture of a destitute single teen mom.

Lucky Bristol, to be the daughter of a rich, famous hypocrite.

I am not moved by this.

189 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:15:17pm

re: #185 Slumbering Behemoth

Let us not forget, Snopes is a leftist propogonad site.
/

Soros, right? I missed that one on the huge map I have.

190 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:15:48pm

re: #182 Dark_Falcon

If you ever try that, you'll only be sorry you tried for a short time. After that short time you'll be at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

/kidding

It will be funny to watch you try to arrange that when you've got a half-dozen Chinese bootleg Kermit the Frog puppets stapled to your upper lip, and a corrupt deputy sheriff threatening to bring out the Gimp.

While Madonna's "La Isla Bonia" plays backwards at Black Sabbath volume.

191 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:17:13pm

re: #186 Dark_Falcon

Actually, that's the interesting part: A lone gunman (Gavrilo Princip) killed the Archduke, but it was very quickly clear that he had been part of the same conspiracy that had made another, unsuccessful attack on the Archduke earlier that same day. It's one those few assassinations where there really was a conspiracy.

Story I heard was that the first attempt on the archduke failed but the driver got lost in the streets of Sarajevo and by sheer chance passed by Princip who fired away in to history. Think he was having a sandwich too when it happened. Related but does anyone know of any good general histories of the first world war? Would love to read one since my reading on the subject is mostly fictional (Remarque and Hemingway).

192 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:18:40pm

re: #189 Stanley Sea

Soros, right? I missed that one on the huge map I have.

Honestly, I have no idea. I just recall someone here back in the day, during the '08 campaign I think, making that claim. So funny.

193 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:18:49pm

re: #190 negativ

It will be funny to watch you try to arrange that when you've got a half-dozen Chinese bootleg Kermit the Frog puppets stapled to your upper lip, and a corrupt deputy sheriff threatening to bring out the Gimp.

While Madonna's "La Isla Bonia" plays backwards at Black Sabbath volume.

I'm the one who lives in Cook County, remember? The Deputy sheriff would take your money, but then he'd turn on you since he was already on my payroll. MUWAHAHAHA!

194 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:19:43pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

This one is particularly naval in focus, but I really enjoyed Robert Massie's Dreadnought.

195 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:20:27pm

Bristle Palin, along with Tromp, Truck, Trick, Tramp, and Tractor, plus whatever other kidz the Sawah Wrapper may plop into the world, will be most incredibly lucky if any one of them can escape from the fantasy "conservative" universe that Pawin has constructed around herself to give her brainless existence meaning.

And I mean that as a devout wish for the best possible outcome.

196 abolitionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:20:56pm

re: #190 negativ

It will be funny to watch you try to arrange that when you've got a half-dozen Chinese bootleg Kermit the Frog puppets stapled to your upper lip, and a corrupt deputy sheriff threatening to bring out the Gimp.

While Madonna's "La Isla Bonia" plays backwards at Black Sabbath volume.

Ok, you've convinced me about the problems with math.

197 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:21:25pm

re: #194 jaunte

This one is particularly naval in focus, but I really enjoyed Robert Massie's Dreadnought.

Excellent, thanks. I've been fascinated by the first world war and its impact on modern history since I learned about Ho Chi Minh being in Paris during the Versailes Conference.

198 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:21:31pm

re: #190 negativ

It will be funny to watch you try to arrange that when you've got a half-dozen Chinese bootleg Kermit the Frog puppets stapled to your upper lip, and a corrupt deputy sheriff threatening to bring out the Gimp.

While Madonna's "La Isla Bonia" plays backwards at Black Sabbath volume.

You suck at this game. If you're gonna threaten DF with elaborate torture, you supposed to threaten him with something he wouldn't like.

199 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:21:32pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

Story I heard was that the first attempt on the archduke failed but the driver got lost in the streets of Sarajevo and by sheer chance passed by Princip who fired away in to history. Think he was having a sandwich too when it happened. Related but does anyone know of any good general histories of the first world war? Would love to read one since my reading on the subject is mostly fictional (Remarque and Hemingway).

Try The First World War by John Keegan. He's an excellent historian and his account gives a very good feel not only for what happened and why but also a sense of the people involved.

200 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:22:22pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

The First World War by John Keegan is the best basic text on the whole subject.

The Guns of August by Barbara Tuchmann is still the best version on how the mess began.

201 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:22:23pm

re: #193 Dark_Falcon

I'm the one who lives in Cook County, remember? The Deputy sheriff would take your money, but then he'd turn on you since he was already on my payroll. MUWAHAHAHA!

Wow, yeah. I guess you're right. I'm sorry about your cornhole. =(

202 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:22:40pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

Story I heard was that the first attempt on the archduke failed but the driver got lost in the streets of Sarajevo and by sheer chance passed by Princip who fired away in to history. Think he was having a sandwich too when it happened. Related but does anyone know of any good general histories of the first world war? Would love to read one since my reading on the subject is mostly fictional (Remarque and Hemingway).

The first attempt did fail, while the rest were spoiled by heavy crowds and the high speed of the car. Princip had actually given up and was eating at a local restaurant when Ferdinand's car came by after the driver got lost taking him to the hospital to visit the victims of the first attempt. Princip saw the opportunity, pistol-whipped a pedestrian out of the way, and fired two shots into the car, killing both the Archduke and his wife Sofie.

Funny how things work out, huh?

203 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:22:59pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

Story I heard was that the first attempt on the archduke failed but the driver got lost in the streets of Sarajevo and by sheer chance passed by Princip who fired away in to history. Think he was having a sandwich too when it happened. Related but does anyone know of any good general histories of the first world war? Would love to read one since my reading on the subject is mostly fictional (Remarque and Hemingway).

Hemingway and Remarque are not, strictly speaking, fiction.

204 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:23:04pm

re: #199 Dark_Falcon

GMTA

205 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:23:22pm

re: #194 jaunte

This one is particularly naval in focus, but I really enjoyed Robert Massie's Dreadnought.

That's a good one, but it stops at the outbreak of war. Massie's follow-on covers WWI at sea. It's called Castles of Steel. I own a copy and its very good.

206 palomino  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:23:27pm

re: #195 Cato the Elder

Bristle Palin, along with Tromp, Truck, Trick, Tramp, and Tractor, plus whatever other kidz the Sawah Wrapper may plop into the world, will be most incredibly lucky if any one of them can escape from the fantasy "conservative" universe that Pawin has constructed around herself to give her brainless existence meaning.

And I mean that as a devout wish for the best possible outcome.

That's some funny shit.

But why can't you just love America as much as Sister Sarah?

207 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:23:45pm

re: #197 HappyWarrior

The Amazon reviews seem to favor this book:
[Link: www.amazon.com...]

208 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:26:56pm

Thanks everyone for the links. I've spent a lot of time reading about WWII but not as much about WWI. Finally found a Spanish Civil War history by Anthony Beevor that looks interesting as well. Taking a German history class this semester too which should help as well.

209 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:27:23pm

re: #207 jaunte

The Amazon reviews seem to favor this book:
[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Seriously?

One five-star, one one-star review.

Not exactly a resounding accolade from readers, there.

210 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:28:06pm

re: #209 Cato the Elder
Just looking at comparisons to Massie's book.

211 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:28:07pm

re: #166 Dark_Falcon

That and he went off to be in a music video that Bristol took as a cheap shot at her mother. I'm actually glad they broke up so quickly. John Johnson is a toxic asshole, and he'd just hurt Bristol again.

She can do better. Lots, lots better.

They sometimes have nice boys at COLLEGE.

212 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:29:22pm

re: #209 Cato the Elder

In the Massie review from Library Journal: "Paul Kennedy's equally massive The Rise of the Anglo-German Antagonism (Allen & Unwin, 1980) is no less well written and provides a much more comprehensive account."

213 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:30:34pm

re: #211 SanFranciscoZionist

She can do better. Lots, lots better.

They sometimes have nice boys at COLLEGE.

True. Hopefully, she's now made enough money to pay for higher education. I hope she has and I hope she goes to a university, succeeds therein and has a long and happy life far away from politics.

214 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:31:02pm

I think I've taken a European history class every semester since last summer. Started out with some Irish history, then Russian, then Eastern European, and now I'm doing German. May end up doing British or French to conclude it all. Just love European history.

215 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:31:24pm

re: #198 Slumbering Behemoth

You suck at this game. If you're gonna threaten DF with elaborate torture, you supposed to threaten him with something he wouldn't like.

Last time I was playing for score, I was taking a certain person to task for her self-proclaimed triumph of having taken an action which she had openly admitted was specifically intended to emotionally damage her kid. She thereafter had the unmitigated audacity to come here and boo-hoo and lament about how terrible she felt about having done so, and how she knew it was wrong. And she was treated like a hero for it.

For my TERRIBLE CRIME of pointing out what a desperately fucked-up situation that represented, ***I*** was turned into the villain.

BUT!

It's the internet. Not serious business.

216 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:32:16pm

re: #211 SanFranciscoZionist

She can do better. Lots, lots better.

They sometimes have nice boys at COLLEGE.

But Bristle has no need of such things; her momz is rich and famous enough to drag the brainless daughter around and have her snot out little Pawinisms like "you're just jealous" at former Alaskan constituents who think (as I do) that the entire family is nothing but a bunch of jumped-up rednecks with a teevee franchise.

217 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:32:17pm

re: #186 Dark_Falcon

Actually, that's the interesting part: A lone gunman (Gavrilo Princip) killed the Archduke, but it was very quickly clear that he had been part of the same conspiracy that had made another, unsuccessful attack on the Archduke earlier that same day. It's one those few assassinations where there really was a conspiracy.

Vaguely remembering this. Hadn't they actually scattered assassins down the route, hoping someone would get a chance to take a shot?

(I discovered the hard way that there is a BAND called Franz Ferdinand.)

218 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:32:48pm

re: #213 Dark_Falcon

True. Hopefully, she's now made enough money to pay for higher education. I hope she has and I hope she goes to a university, succeeds therein and has a long and happy life far away from politics.

DF - she won't.

I'll betcha money.

It's a really sad, accepted, free market result.

219 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:33:57pm

re: #215 negativ

Wow, I was just making a funny. I wasn't trying to provoke an out pour of emotion. But since we're here, I charge $45/hr to listen, one hour minimum.
/

220 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:34:45pm

re: #197 HappyWarrior

Excellent, thanks. I've been fascinated by the first world war and its impact on modern history since I learned about Ho Chi Minh being in Paris during the Versailes Conference.

There's a wonderful alternate-WWI-history novel in which the Confederacy won the Civil War, and has now entered WWI while the U.S.A. under President Bryan tries to stall.

Ho Chi Minh gets a walk-on, and is mistaken for Native American by the Cherokee protagonist.

221 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:36:19pm

People who lift up their children as little avatars of themselves should oughta remember that "kid" spelled backwards plus a "C" is "dick".

Generally speaking, I don't like little humans any better than I do their ugly adult progenitors.

222 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:36:59pm

re: #217 SanFranciscoZionist

Vaguely remembering this. Hadn't they actually scattered assassins down the route, hoping someone would get a chance to take a shot?

(I discovered the hard way that there is a BAND called Franz Ferdinand.)

Yes, you're right.

re: #202 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

The first attempt did fail, while the rest were spoiled by heavy crowds and the high speed of the car. Princip had actually given up and was eating at a local restaurant when Ferdinand's car came by after the driver got lost taking him to the hospital to visit the victims of the first attempt. Princip saw the opportunity, pistol-whipped a pedestrian out of the way, and fired two shots into the car, killing both the Archduke and his wife Sofie.

Funny how things work out, huh?

223 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:37:00pm

re: #220 SanFranciscoZionist

There's a wonderful alternate-WWI-history novel in which the Confederacy won the Civil War, and has now entered WWI while the U.S.A. under President Bryan tries to stall.

Ho Chi Minh gets a walk-on, and is mistaken for Native American by the Cherokee protagonist.

Harry Turtledove?

224 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:37:49pm

The sad part is I think Bristol Palin is probably smarter than Meagan McCain. She just has handlers keeping her quiet.

225 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:37:50pm

re: #219 Slumbering Behemoth

Wow, I was just making a funny. I wasn't trying to provoke an out pour of emotion. But since we're here, I charge $45/hr to listen, one hour minimum.
/

To catch up on history you might have missed, send a SASE to:

Jot
P.O. Box 4432
Pueblo, Co 81006

226 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:38:20pm

Adios, Lizards. Play nice, sleep well.

Oh, and by the way, Ken Mehlman has come out and said he's gay after running the Bush 2004 campaign that sought to bring out every anti-fag bigot in the country to vote.

I wonder what made Ken realize that he *might* be gay?

Perhaps it was the fact that he had been sucking cock for 25 years had something to do with it?

Oh, and let's not go into the personal life of the still unmarried Karl Rove.

Just sayin'!!

227 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:39:10pm

re: #222 Dark_Falcon

For your next "Stay on target!" moment.

228 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:39:33pm

I wonder what percentage of Amazon's business is done with people who have had more than three drinks.

229 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:40:26pm

re: #225 negativ

*ahem*

Posts that contain phone numbers, street addresses, email addresses or other personal information will also be deleted, as will posts that consist only of a variation on the word, "First!"

230 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:40:47pm

re: #228 jaunte

I wonder what percentage of Amazon's business is done with people who have had more than three drinks.

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

231 jaunte  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:41:29pm

re: #230 Conservative Moonbat

Hey, I ordered that last weekend.

232 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:42:23pm

re: #221 Cato the Elder

Cato, you tolerate me, but sometimes I feel glee from your posts. Take it.

233 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:43:08pm

re: #223 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Harry Turtledove?

No, it's called "The Wild Blue and the Gray" by William Sanders. Less military than Turtledove, and much more lighthearted. It's a kitchen sink novel. William Faulkner is in it. Jelly Roll Morton is in it. Mata Hari gets a mention. Hitler shows up. Patton is referenced. Hell, Scarlett O'Hara's daughter is running a whorehouse in Paris.

Cool book. I also highly recommend an out-of-print anthology called "The Fantastic Civil War" which was Civil War themed sci-fi and fantasy. Some really good stories.

234 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:43:09pm

re: #191 HappyWarrior

Related but does anyone know of any good general histories of the first world war? Would love to read one since my reading on the subject is mostly fictional (Remarque and Hemingway).

Start with Barbara Tuchman's "The Proud Tower", which gives the background story. Proceed to "The Guns of August", which tells how, once the interlocking system of alliances took hold, there was no going back.

When you're done with those two books, come back and see me again.

235 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:43:41pm

re: #224 Conservative Moonbat

The sad part is I think Bristol Palin is probably smarter than Meagan McCain. She just has handlers keeping her quiet.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

Please, spell out your comparison. I dare you.

236 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:45:59pm

re: #234 Cato the Elder

Start with Barbara Tuchman's "The Proud Tower", which gives the background story. Proceed to "The Guns of August", which tells how, once the interlocking system of alliances took hold, there was no going back.

When you're done with those two books, come back and see me again.

Okay, will look for both of those. The alliances are very interesting to me. I imagine that Proud Tower explains why the British and French after centuries of being rivals became rivals in the later part of the 19th century, yes?

237 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:48:01pm

Martin Ernest Dannenberg, U.S. soldier who found copy of Nuremberg Laws, dies at 94

Martin Ernest Dannenberg, who as a young World War II Army sergeant discovered a copy of the anti-Semitic Nuremberg Laws, one of Nazi Germany's most infamous documents, died Aug. 18 in his sleep at his home in Guilford, Md. He was 94.

Dannenberg, who was a special agent in charge of an Army counterintelligence team, told The Baltimore Sun in 1999 about the moment on April 28, 1945, when he realized the significance of the documents he had found in a small-town bank in Eichstatt, Germany.

What he held was a rather ordinary brown manila envelope sealed with red wax embossed with swastikas.

"I had a most peculiar feeling when I had this in my hand, that I should be the one who should uncover this," Dannenberg said. "Because here is this thing that (begins) the persecution of the Jews. And a Jewish person has found it."

Dannenberg carefully slit the top of the envelope and withdrew the typescript documents. The first thing he saw was Adolf Hitler's signature.

Dannenberg was accompanied by Frank Perls - a U.S. military translator, the son of Jewish art dealers in Berlin and a refugee from Nazi Germany.

He said that tears filled Perls' eyes when both men realized the historic implications of the document they had discovered and that it was two Jews who had found them.

A few days earlier, Dannenberg had experienced firsthand at the Dachau concentration camp the inhumane and cruel consequences of what the Nuremberg Laws had set in motion, as he gazed at the emaciated bodies, with their wide-open, lifeless eyes and hanging jaws, stacked like so many railroad ties.

With Hitler's signature in September 1935, the Nuremberg Laws legislation formally legalized anti-Semitism and persecution of the Jews.

"Their importance," Dannenberg said in 1999, "was that this was the ticket, you might say, for the 'legal' persecution of the Jews, which led to 'Crystal Night,' which led up to the concentration camps and the 'Final Solution.' "

Hitler unveiled the content of the Nuremberg Laws at the annual Nazi Party Congress rally in Nuremberg in September 1935.

238 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:48:39pm

OT: I just posted a page regarding some interesting parallels between current events and the Parisian Sanhedrin convoked in 1806, as pointed out by a female rabbi.

Sounds like...

Jewess.
Zionist.
American.

That's me. Just so I cannot be accused of anything later...

On May 30, 1806, by Imperial and Royal Decree of Emperor Napoleon I, the Parisian Sanhedrin was convoked.

But wait, you say. How could the Sanhedrin, which was formally disbanded in 358 CE, be reconstituted by a non-Jewish Emperor of France?

It couldn't.

Napoleon first assembled a group of 112 prominent citizens. Known as the "Assembly of Jewish Notables," these gentlemen we handpicked by representatives of the French and Italian governments. Hm...sounds just a little suspicious. And if it doesn't sound kosher, it probably isn't. Once the "Assembly" had been given a list of twelve questions and had crafted their response, the "Great Sanhedrin" was summoned in order to ratify the answers. A good move on the part of Napoleon. By using an ancient symbol of Jewish authority, it lent an air of validity to the undertaking as well as ingratiate the Emperor to the local Jewish community. Moreover, it raised Messianic hopes in a people who were seeking salvation from (clearly) unlikely sources.

The questions in question:

[...]

In other words, if we emancipate these Jews and allow them to become French citizens, are we risking a fifth column? Will they be Frenchmen? Or just a bunch of Hebrews content to maintain their oddities and, *gasp,* pollute the French way of life?

Hadn't really given this much thought. Until this morning when I heard a story on the BBC NewsHour and one single sentence drew my attention.

"Do they follow Shari'a law or US Constitution law?"

Which sounded eerily familiar. Except that the "they" have morphed from Jews to Muslims.

[...]

Sounds like something worth finding out more about.

Speaking of, does anyone know if Jewish Literacy: The Most Important Things to Know About the Jewish Religion, Its People, and Its History is a good book? The table of contents looks pretty comprehensive, and it has good reviews

239 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:48:56pm

re: #234 Cato the Elder

Start with Barbara Tuchman's "The Proud Tower", which gives the background story. Proceed to "The Guns of August", which tells how, once the interlocking system of alliances took hold, there was no going back.

When you're done with those two books, come back and see me again.

I made all my high school students take on the role of countries. Then we demonstrated how the alliances created invariable beef.

For kids who were fond of explaining how gang affiliations were absolutely vital, and you had to 'represent' or people would know you were weak, they were impossibly sensible and high-minded when it came to dead European ententes.

"Well, why didn't they tell them they'd better make peace, 'cause they were on their own?"

"That's stupid. Just because you signed a treaty isn't a reason to get a lot of people killed in a war that doesn't have anything to do with you."

240 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:49:28pm

re: #229 Slumbering Behemoth

*ahem*

That might actually be the most generic address in the entire United States.

There was a time during the late 1970s, stretching into the early 1980s, wherein Pueblo, CO. was the epicenter of PAMPHLET PUBLISHING. If you had a tri-fold manifesto that you wanted to get out there, chances were good that someone in Pueblo could fix you up.

Also around that time, there were several somewhat bizarre Christian television shows. "Jot" is the main one I can remember, but there were many others. The one and only thing they had in common was that if you sent a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope, you could expect to receive a PERSONALIZED reply.

241 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:49:36pm

re: #233 SanFranciscoZionist

No, it's called "The Wild Blue and the Gray" by William Sanders. Less military than Turtledove, and much more lighthearted. It's a kitchen sink novel. William Faulkner is in it. Jelly Roll Morton is in it. Mata Hari gets a mention. Hitler shows up. Patton is referenced. Hell, Scarlett O'Hara's daughter is running a whorehouse in Paris.

Cool book. I also highly recommend an out-of-print anthology called "The Fantastic Civil War" which was Civil War themed sci-fi and fantasy. Some really good stories.

I'll have to look for it at B&N next time I'm in. Being a big history buff, especially military history, I get a lot of enjoyment out of alternate history books and short stories. Turtledove's stuff, particularly his short stories, have been interesting if a bit predictable.

One author I stumbled upon back a few years ago is John Birmingham, an Australian author who's dabbled in recent years in "What if?" books. I got hooked on his Axis of Time trilogy, which involves a 21st century international naval taskforce getting displaced in time and the bulk of it ending up in the middle of Task Force 16 on its way to the Battle of Midway.

242 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:50:49pm

re: #238 CuriousLurker

OT: I just posted a page regarding some interesting parallels between current events and the Parisian Sanhedrin convoked in 1806, as pointed out by a female rabbi.

Sounds like something worth finding out more about.

Speaking of, does anyone know if Jewish Literacy: The Most Important Things to Know About the Jewish Religion, Its People, and Its History is a good book? The table of contents looks pretty comprehensive, and it has good reviews

That's Telushkin's book, and yes, it's a very good overview read. Recommend, with the proviso that I haven't read it since I was a teenager, but everyone recommends it.

243 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:50:51pm

re: #237 NJDhockeyfan

Godspeed to him. He served his nation honorably and well. May our defenders always be as smart and as observant as he.

244 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:54:28pm

Thanks, I think I'll order it then as it seems to have been recently updated.

245 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:55:25pm

re: #241 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I'll have to look for it at B&N next time I'm in. Being a big history buff, especially military history, I get a lot of enjoyment out of alternate history books and short stories. Turtledove's stuff, particularly his short stories, have been interesting if a bit predictable.

One author I stumbled upon back a few years ago is John Birmingham, an Australian author who's dabbled in recent years in "What if?" books. I got hooked on his Axis of Time trilogy, which involves a 21st century international naval taskforce getting displaced in time and the bulk of it ending up in the middle of Task Force 16 on its way to the Battle of Midway.

One really interesting story from the anthology follows an Army unit from the 1950s who end up going back in time while on a training mission in Virginia. They end up in a position to possibly make history come out correctly by supporting Union troops with their formidable futuristic firepower. History suggests they already did so, and they are the U.S. Army, but most of them are Southerners, and many know the names of the ancestors fighting on the other side.

Creepy. Very well done.

(I also cherish the moment when they first encounter the Confederate cavalry and yell, "OK, MGM, or whoever you are, get out of the way. This is the U.S. Army." They are surprised when the Hollywood dudes open fire.)

246 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:56:10pm

I'm going to head to bed. Sleep well, all.

247 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:57:55pm

Messed around with my camera some and got a few pics of my work posted. I'll try again later, but if anyone is interested, you can see some of them here

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

248 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 9:59:27pm

re: #172 austin_blue

Yes. A Saracuda. Didn't they campaign on that meme??

Then she was a pit bull.

Then she was a "mama grizzly."

Frankly, she's going through likening herself to so many vicious animal analogies, she's going to be out of them in a decade, after running through "predatory weasel" and "rabid Tasmanian devil."

249 Kragar  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:00:12pm

re: #248 elbruce

Then she was a pit bull.

Then she was a "mama grizzly."

Frankly, she's going through likening herself to so many vicious animal analogies, she's going to be out of them in a decade, after running through "predatory weasel" and "rabid Tasmanian devil."

Queen Lemming

250 blueraven  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:00:53pm

re: #209 Cato the Elder

Seriously?

One five-star, one one-star review.

Not exactly a resounding accolade from readers, there.

That's not really fair. The one star review is all about bitching the vendor out. Has nothing at all to do with the book. Why does Amazon allow that?

251 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:02:00pm

re: #224 Conservative Moonbat

The sad part is I think Bristol Palin is probably smarter than Meagan McCain. She just has handlers keeping her quiet.

Meghan McCain is clearly smarter. But both her and Bristol strike me as good people, and possibly the hope of centrist conservatism to come back someday in the future.

Just not too soon... ; )

252 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:02:08pm

re: #248 elbruce

Then she was a pit bull.

Then she was a "mama grizzly."

Frankly, she's going through likening herself to so many vicious animal analogies, she's going to be out of them in a decade, after running through "predatory weasel" and "rabid Tasmanian devil."

It's pretty silly isn't it? She loves using gun metaphors too like "reload" "take aim". Her perjoative I suppose but I think it makes her look ridiculous.

253 sagehen  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:06:34pm

re: #248 elbruce

Then she was a pit bull.

Then she was a "mama grizzly."

Frankly, she's going through likening herself to so many vicious animal analogies, she's going to be out of them in a decade, after running through "predatory weasel" and "rabid Tasmanian devil."

Snake.
Rat.
Swine.

254 palomino  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:06:56pm

re: #251 elbruce

Meghan McCain is clearly smarter. But both her and Bristol strike me as good people, and possibly the hope of centrist conservatism to come back someday in the future.

Just not too soon... ; )

Has Bristol done anything to make you think she's the "hope of centrist conservatism?"

She's seems nothing more than a tabloid darling, with her engagements and un-engagements. Next appearance: Dancing with the Stars.

255 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:07:16pm
256 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:12:24pm

I never did get the Flash video to play on the Koran burning string. I can't believe I've had this machine for five months without realizing that it didn't have Flash Player.

I went to the Adobe website to download the player and found that it would not download or install at all. I went to their trouble-shooting page, where they told me to use the "Edit Option" button on Firefox to start the download. That was no help since my version of Firefox has no such option. Next, I went to Firefox help, where they have a whole section devoted to the eccentricities of Adobe software. There I learned that Adobe's instructions are YEARS out of date, and I got the real instructions. From there, I had to download the installer, re-start, and use the Windows compatibility mode to change Firefox to XP mode. It still doesn't work. Another trip to Adobe revealed that Flash player does not work on 64 bit browsers, and they suggested that I download an older 32 bit version of Firefox and use it instead.

Screw you, Adobe, try updating your junk once in a while.

I also ended up installing Adobe's super-intrusive and annoying download manager, which will have to uninstalled, no doubt at considerable effort. I hope it is easier to get rid of than Monopolosoft's bundled version of Word, however. This expired after 90 days and took 3 specialized downloads to finally tear out of my machine (Monopolosoft's own program manager will not even begin to remove it of course).

257 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:14:05pm

OT

Excellent Project Runway.

Don't know who's "out" yet.

258 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:15:02pm

re: #254 palomino

Has Bristol done anything to make you think she's the "hope of centrist conservatism?"

She's seems nothing more than a tabloid darling, with her engagements and un-engagements. Next appearance: Dancing with the Stars.

She could have done a lot better hitching her wagon to her mom. Sarah could have gladly used Bristol as a bludgeon against whatever enemies she had at the moment. And Sarah's raking in enough cash to take care of her in fine style.

Instead, the few things I've seen Bristol in have been suprisingly sensitive (from this liberal's view) of the poor and those who have had the misfortune to have made bad choices. She gets into PSA ads without getting into "blame the victim" ads. She avoids the same kinds of meanness that I would expect from a kid of Sarahs', or from any Republican Princess.

The same goes for Meghan McCain. Except that she early on tried for a strong assertion of rational centrism in the name of conservatism and was pretty much pushed to the outside of politics for it.

I should have problems with these purported Princesses of the right wing. I have no problems with either. Meghan shows brains. Bristol shows heart. Between the two of them, they represent all that is lacking in the current conservative movement, as I see it.

259 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:16:12pm

re: #257 Stanley Sea

OT

Excellent Project Runway.

Don't know who's "out" yet.

FUCK! I'm going to have to wait until they put it online now... Grr.

(the only reality TV show where people are actually kept in based on talent and ability, rather than random bullshit)

260 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:19:09pm

re: #254 palomino

Has Bristol done anything to make you think she's the "hope of centrist conservatism?"

She's seems nothing more than a tabloid darling, with her engagements and un-engagements. Next appearance: Dancing with the Stars.

Agreeeeee

She's the daughter of a politico who doesn't stay in the background.

OMG, Bristol Palin? Has anyone heard her talk? She bought that HS Diploma.

261 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:20:13pm

re: #236 HappyWarrior

Okay, will look for both of those. The alliances are very interesting to me. I imagine that Proud Tower explains why the British and French after centuries of being rivals became rivals in the later part of the 19th century, yes?

Both books were required basic reading in order to take AP History at my high school.

"The Proud Tower" gives a brief (in my world, 500 pages is brief), cogent explanation of what led up to WWI. "The Guns of August" tells the tale of what happened when the proud tower fell.

Since you, like I, seem to enjoy fiction, may I recommend certain chapters of "Tender Is the Night" as a pertinent précis of what the war did to people's minds who came along in the next generation?

Sample:

"This western-front business couldn't be done again, not for a long time. The young men think they could do it, but they couldn't. They could fight the first Marne again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes. The Russians and Italians weren't any good on the front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Christmas, and postcards of the Crown Prince and his fiancée, and little cafés in Valence and beer gardens in Unter den Linden and weddings at the mairie, and going to the Derby, and your grandfather's whiskers."

"General Grant invented this kind of battle at Petersburg in sixty-five."

"No, he didn't - he just invented mass butchery. This kind of battle was invented by Lewis Carroll and Jules Verne and whoever wrote Undine, and country deacons bowling and marraines in Marseilles and girls seduced in the back lanes of Württemberg and Wesphalia. Why, this was a love battle - there was a century of middle-class love spent here. This was the last love battle. [...] All my beautiful lovely safe world blew itself up here with a great gust of high explosive love."

Copied out, just for you, by hand because I couldn't find it on the internet.

262 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:20:28pm

re: #258 elbruce

you are blowing my mind.

263 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:20:35pm

re: #258 elbruce

She could have done a lot better hitching her wagon to her mom. Sarah could have gladly used Bristol as a bludgeon against whatever enemies she had at the moment. And Sarah's raking in enough cash to take care of her in fine style.

Instead, the few things I've seen Bristol in have been suprisingly sensitive (from this liberal's view) of the poor and those who have had the misfortune to have made bad choices. She gets into PSA ads without getting into "blame the victim" ads. She avoids the same kinds of meanness that I would expect from a kid of Sarahs', or from any Republican Princess.

The same goes for Meghan McCain. Except that she early on tried for a strong assertion of rational centrism in the name of conservatism and was pretty much pushed to the outside of politics for it.

I should have problems with these purported Princesses of the right wing. I have no problems with either. Meghan shows brains. Bristol shows heart. Between the two of them, they represent all that is lacking in the current conservative movement, as I see it.

Should add that Jenna Bush seems like a nice person as well. I had no use for her old man politically but Jenna's book on a young girl with AIDS and her promotion of the fight to combat AIDS gained her a lot of respect in my book. Wouldn't have voted for her dad had I been old enough in 2004 but she's not like a Paris Hilton at all.

264 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:22:36pm

re: #261 Cato the Elder

Both books were required basic reading in order to take AP History at my high school.

"The Proud Tower" gives a brief (in my world, 500 pages is brief), cogent explanation of what led up to WWI. "The Guns of August" tells the tale of what happened when the proud tower fell.

Since you, like I, seem to enjoy fiction, may I recommend certain chapters of "Tender Is the Night" as a pertinent précis of what the war did to people's minds who came along in the next generation?

Sample:

"This western-front business couldn't be done again, not for a long time. The young men think they could do it, but they couldn't. They could fight the first Marne again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes. The Russians and Italians weren't any good on the front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Christmas, and postcards of the Crown Prince and his fiancée, and little cafés in Valence and beer gardens in Unter den Linden and weddings at the mairie, and going to the Derby, and your grandfather's whiskers."

"General Grant invented this kind of battle at Petersburg in sixty-five."

"No, he didn't - he just invented mass butchery. This kind of battle was invented by Lewis Carroll and Jules Verne and whoever wrote Undine, and country deacons bowling and marraines in Marseilles and girls seduced in the back lanes of Württemberg and Wesphalia. Why, this was a love battle - there was a century of middle-class love spent here. This was the last love battle. [...] All my beautiful lovely safe world blew itself up here with a great gust of high explosive love."

Copied out, just for you, by hand because I couldn't find it on the internet.

Thanks, I appreciate that. And I like reading about the effect that war had on people. My 11th grade English education was all American literature and my favorite unit was when we read stories from the 20's.

265 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:23:23pm

I'm toast. Nite, Lizards.

266 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:24:50pm

re: #258 elbruce

(from this liberal's view)

Just for contrast, when I used to visit certain wingnut sites *cough*hotair*cough*, any time Meghan dared to voice an opinion that was just one degree off from the wingnut party line, there would be an avalanche of posts calling her a fat, stupid, disgraceful cow.

267 Cato the Elder  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:27:02pm

re: #251 elbruce

Meghan McCain is clearly smarter. But both her and Bristol strike me as good people, and possibly the hope of centrist conservatism to come back someday in the future.

Just not too soon... ; )

Meh. And a downding for "both her and Bristol", you false grammarian.

And I fucking hate the idea that we have political dynasties in this country based on who dumped seed into your mama and whose name you bear.

I would rather see the country taken over by illegal Mexicans than have a McCain or a goddamned fucking Palin spawn in charge.

268 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:32:59pm

re: #266 Slumbering Behemoth

Just for contrast, when I used to visit certain wingnut sites *cough*hotair*cough*, any time Meghan dared to voice an opinion that was just one degree off from the wingnut party line, there would be an avalanche of posts calling her a fat, stupid, disgraceful cow.

EXACTLY.

I'm still aghast at the comparison of Bristol to Meghan. Bristol? Her circumstance has paid her mega $. Meghan? Stating her policy brought personal attacks.

Meghan to me is an intelligent person. Obviously. I've read Meghan's columns (where is she lately? oh, her father was running against a tea bagger)

Bristol? Barely got her HS diploma - if she really did. Oh yeah! we saw her on People Magazine in her cap & gown with her baby!

I'd LOVE to see a column from Bristol Palin. Yeah right.

Why do I have to argue this stupid ass point?

269 sagehen  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:34:13pm

re: #259 elbruce

FUCK! I'm going to have to wait until they put it online now... Grr.

(the only reality TV show where people are actually kept in based on talent and ability, rather than random bullshit)

they rerun it Saturday night at 11.

270 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:38:22pm

re: #259 elbruce

re: #269 sagehen

Project Runway tonight:

The Ultimate Tim Gunn Statement At the End.

I love Tim Gunn.

271 palomino  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:43:58pm

re: #258 elbruce

She could have done a lot better hitching her wagon to her mom. Sarah could have gladly used Bristol as a bludgeon against whatever enemies she had at the moment. And Sarah's raking in enough cash to take care of her in fine style.

Instead, the few things I've seen Bristol in have been suprisingly sensitive (from this liberal's view) of the poor and those who have had the misfortune to have made bad choices. She gets into PSA ads without getting into "blame the victim" ads. She avoids the same kinds of meanness that I would expect from a kid of Sarahs', or from any Republican Princess.

The same goes for Meghan McCain. Except that she early on tried for a strong assertion of rational centrism in the name of conservatism and was pretty much pushed to the outside of politics for it.

I should have problems with these purported Princesses of the right wing. I have no problems with either. Meghan shows brains. Bristol shows heart. Between the two of them, they represent all that is lacking in the current conservative movement, as I see it.

The mere fact that Bristol is less mean-spirited than her mom doesn't make her either a moderate or a serious voice in the gop. Between the Bazaar photo shoots, guest spots acting on TV shows, and now competing on Dancing with the Stars, it's hard for me to take her seriously. She does little of substance besides speaking out against teen sex, for which she is handsomely paid.

Meaghan McCain, on the other hand, seems like the real deal, at least by comparison. She writes thoughtful articles that show a pragmatic and forward-looking perspective. She also is willing to appear do interviews, TV and elsewhere, about actual issues. I don't think Bristol does that.

272 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 10:44:10pm

Anyone here?

Check out this excellent Fitzsimmons political cartoon!!!!

Image: fitzsimmons.jpg

273 elbruce  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 11:02:07pm

re: #267 Cato the Elder

I would rather see the country taken over by illegal Mexicans than have a McCain or a goddamned fucking Palin spawn in charge.

Oh, I certainly don't think that either of them should be "in charge" of anything. But in terms of who we listen to, I'd rather hear these daughters than what their parents are saying.

274 tnguitarist  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 11:05:19pm

re: #271 palomino

All the far right seems to want in a leader is for them to be a proxy. They want people to stand in and vote in predetermined boundaries. They don't want a person that thoughtfully assesses each issue on an individual basis. They want to know how that candidate is going to vote before the debates even begin.

275 Nimed  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 11:09:10pm

re: #271 palomino

The mere fact that Bristol is less mean-spirited than her mom doesn't make her either a moderate or a serious voice in the gop. Between the Bazaar photo shoots, guest spots acting on TV shows, and now competing on Dancing with the Stars, it's hard for me to take her seriously. She does little of substance besides speaking out against teen sex, for which she is handsomely paid.

Meaghan McCain, on the other hand, seems like the real deal, at least by comparison. She writes thoughtful articles that show a pragmatic and forward-looking perspective. She also is willing to appear do interviews, TV and elsewhere, about actual issues. I don't think Bristol does that.

Yes, "by comparison" is correct. At least from what I've seen (not that much, admittedly), there's nothing remarkable about these two young women except the prominence of their parents. McCains's daughter greatest virtue is that she has assimilated the typical social values of her generation.

I'm with Cato on this -- I hope they live their lives away from political power.

276 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 26, 2010 11:11:10pm

Hi Charles!

I just can't wait till Saturday for Glenn Beck's I have a Scheme speech. With Saint Sarah and Uncle Ted.

Excited, and hoping you will cover it well.

277 elbruce  Fri, Aug 27, 2010 1:03:39am

This:

278 [deleted]  Fri, Aug 27, 2010 2:40:15am
279 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Aug 27, 2010 2:53:11am

Politics breed dynasties, even in democratic systems. Remember the 2000 elections: son of president vs. son of senator.


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