I want that to be an official feed >>

Even gramatically correct authentic frontier gibberish is still gibberish.

When yellow journalism gets ratcheted up for a period of time over an individual or an issue it makes u wonder what's up? What's the threat?

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re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Even gramatically correct authentic frontier gibberish is still gibberish.

Updinged ya for the Blazing Saddles reference. I loved that movie and Mel Brooks' movies as a whole.

The SarahPalinUSA tweetfeed appears to have been redirected through Charles' disemvoweler.

There's an excellent new article about Palin up at Vanity Faire:

[Link: www.vanityfair.com...]

re: #4 HappyWarrior

Updinged ya for the Blazing Saddles reference. I loved that movie and Mel Brooks' movies as a whole.

"'Scuse me while I whip this out..."

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Even gramatically correct authentic frontier gibberish is still gibberish.

Well, we may be seeing more of it. Her daughter's going to be on "Dancing with the Stars".

re: #7 Dark_Falcon

"'Scuse me while I whip this out..."

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Well, we may be seeing more of it. Her daughter's going to be on "Dancing with the Stars".

Which star will they be teaming her with?

You want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists?

That's nice, but what we really need is one that can translate the Shrieking Harpy's drunken rambling posts. On second thought, no. No we don't.

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Which star will they be teaming her with?

SMACK!

re: #13 Dark_Falcon

Smack him again, he's stealing my material!

Wow... Palin must live in so many people's heads... who the fuck cares what she tweets?

Don't know if this is widespread knowledge, but the original cut of "Blazing Saddles" didn't "bong" the n-word, it wasn't censored until the video release in the early 1980s.

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

Wow... Palin must live in so many people's heads... who the fuck cares what she tweets?

Every News service in the US

Was reading a editorial somewhere today, I'll have to try to find it, where they were detailing how Sarah's started walling herself off from friends and family and trying to gain their silence. Not that that will do much good when her handlers can't seem to keep her away from Twitter. This woman's rantings and "Palin-isms" are gonna be a goldmine to not only her fellow GOP candidates, but Obama himself come 2012.

re: #16 RadicalModerate

Don't know if this is widespread knowledge, but the original cut of "Blazing Saddles" didn't "bong" the n-word, it wasn't censored until the video release in the early 1980s.

Near?

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Well, we may be seeing more of it. Her daughter's going to be on "Dancing with the Stars".

Oh, jeez, I saw that yesterday. Hopefully she'll last about as long as Tom Delay did last year.

I admit it... Dancing with the Stars is my guilty pleasure.

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

Wow... Palin must live in so many people's heads... who the fuck cares what she tweets?

Oh, nobody. If you don't count her 240,000 followers, including all the major journalists and politicians. Apart from them, nobody.

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

Taking Albusteve's shift, are you?

Say, how is Steve anyway?

re: #17 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

SMACK!

(Sorry, SB told me to smack you again) ;)

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

SMACK!

(Sorry, SB told me to smack you again) ;)

SB, tell him to give me 50 bucks and I'll split it with you

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

Wow, this is awesome. Wait, let me try something else...

Bring me beer and loose women! The Behemoth commands it!

re: #21 Charles

Oh, nobody. If you don't count her 240,000 followers, including all the major journalists and politicians. Apart from them, nobody.

Those are 240,000 awful needy people... glad I'm not on that list.

I can see it now, come 2012:

Obama: My opponent seems to be that (insert Palin brainfart).
Sarah: Now I did not say that!
Obama: No, but you tweeted it.
Sarah: Well...I...uhm...

re: #27 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I can see it now, come 2012:

Obama: My opponent seems to be that (insert Palin brainfart).
Sarah: Now I did not say that!
Obama: No, but you tweeted it.
Sarah: Well...I...uhm...

RELOAD!

re: #25 Slumbering Behemoth

Bring me beer and loose women! The Behemoth commands it!

Here ya go.

re: #20 allegro

I admit it... Dancing with the Stars is my guilty pleasure.

You are dead to me.

re: #6 Conservative Moonbat

There's an excellent new article about Palin up at Vanity Faire:

[Link: www.vanityfair.com...]

I read this in its entirety this morning. Brutal. When she does have her fall, it will be spectacular.

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

RELOAD!

Don't do much good when all you've got is dumb-dumb bullets [sic].

re: #25 Slumbering Behemoth

Wow, this is awesome. Wait, let me try something else...

Bring me beer and loose women! The Behemoth commands it!

SMACK! :D

Out to Dinner, BBL.

re: #33 Dark_Falcon

Fine, I'll get the beer myself. You just put on this dress and keep with the smacking.

re: #32 elbruce

Don't do much good when all you've got is dumb-dumb bullets [sic].

Um, Mama Grizzlies? You betcha? I can see Russia from my front yard?

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Even gramatically correct authentic frontier gibberish is still gibberish.

Rowyer!

Durka Dur!!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

re: #31 darthstar

I read this in its entirety this morning. Brutal. When she does have her fall, it will be spectacular.

The fear of the Palin that folks from Wasilla have would be inspiring if one was an evil overlord.

Newt Gingrich Teams With Anti-Gay Zealot Lou 'Uganda' Engle For U.S. Cyber-'Revival'

long article, but worth the read.

re: #39 webevintage

The fear of the Palin that folks from Wasilla have would be inspiring if one was an evil overlord.

I'm just looking forward to the day when she gets busted for, or confesses to, using "prescription drugs" (read: meth) to keep up with the harrassing of the lamestream media she's had to endure.

re: #36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Um, Mama Grizzlies? You betcha? I can see Russia from my front yard?

Heh.

I was just browsing a bit on the last thread (and making a few adjustments to some dings... go Cato)... boy, too bad I was out today, halfway across the state... missed a good one.

*intermission*

Pulp Ravioli

OT: Hamas strikes again.

Hamas claims responsibility for latest drive-by shooting

2 injured in West Bank terror attack near Rimonim Junction

/// We now return you to your regular program snipefest...

Supercool Dog is supercool.

Image: B4OV6.jpg

Dry water powder could help fight global warming

A bizarre substance known as "dry water," which resembles powdered sugar but is 95% 'wet' water could help fight global warming.

Scientists claim the powdered water will change the way chemicals are used and that it could even be used to soak up greenhouse gas carbon dioxide.

Each powder particle contains a water droplet surrounded by modified silica, which prevents the water droplets from combining and turning back into a liquid.

This means it has an amazing ability to slurp up gases, which chemically combine with the water molecules to form what chemists term a hydrate.

Speaking of the find, Dr Ben Carter, from the University of Liverpool said: "We may see dry water making waves in the future" -- Oh Dr Carter, how long had you been working on that one?

Dry water was originally discovered in 1968 but was forgotten about until scientists at the University of Hull, U.K. rediscovered it in 2006 in order to study its structure.

re: #38 Amory Blaine
what he / she said!

re: #47 Racer X

So the next time I ask a question and someone sarcastically replies "Is water wet?"...

re: #49 Slumbering Behemoth

So the next time I ask a question and someone sarcastically replies "Is water wet?"...

You can honestly answer, no, as a matter of fact it isn't.

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

Wow... Palin must live in so many people's heads... who the fuck cares what she tweets?

Exactly how I feel. I don't care what she tweets, what she eats, where she shops, where she shits, etc...

The obsession of Sarah Palin is amazing. I never scene so many people watching someone like that ever.

The Best Part of Waking Up, is Folgers In Your Butt!

re: #45 Bubblehead II

OT: Hamas strikes again.

Hamas claims responsibility for latest drive-by shooting

2 injured in West Bank terror attack near Rimonim Junction

/// We now return you to your regular program snipefest...

I hope we get those billboards up quickly so everyone will know how much Hamas wants peace...

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re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

Yeah, but she loves it.

Once there was a day...

Once there was a time...

Once there was an age...

...when I would have felt qualified to comment on the subject of this thread.

But now I know better.

I'm just a lazy bastard who is too bastardly lazy to keep up with my maths, forty years after I learned them things that I don't actually need to write comments on a blog.

I shouldn't be allowed to vote, and my opinion is worthless, because I cannot explain why I should disdain Palin in terms of the catenary.

Carry on, Smart People Who Know Math!

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

Exactly how I feel. I don't care what she tweets, what she eats, where she shops, where she shits, etc...

The obsession of Sarah Palin is amazing. I never scene so many people watching someone like that ever.

Ignoring her won't make her go away. It would only give her a freer hand.

re: #54 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, but she loves it.

So does many others too. There isn't a day that goes by on here that I don't see someone post a mention or link about her or her kids.

re: #57 NJDhockeyfan

She's a celebrity now, and she loves it. Not much anyone can do about it.

re: #55 Cato the Elder

I'm just a lazy bastard who is too bastardly lazy to keep up with my maths, forty years after I learned them things that I don't actually need to write comments on a blog.

Of all the preposterous things I've been expected to swallow from commenters around here, the notion that you're ever going to let LVQ run you out of here with your tail between your legs has got to be about the most ludicrous I've heard yet.

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan
If I were a card-carrying member of Palin-haters, Inc., I think I'd probably ease up a bit now, so I could pull out the really big guns when her daughter appears on Dancing With The Stars. That's when you want your best progressive snark oiled and ready.

re: #55 Cato the Elder

Idiot.
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re: #55 Cato the Elder

Once there was a day...

Once there was a time...

Once there was an age...

...when I would have felt qualified to comment on the subject of this thread.

But now I know better.

I'm just a lazy bastard who is too bastardly lazy to keep up with my maths, forty years after I learned them things that I don't actually need to write comments on a blog.

I shouldn't be allowed to vote, and my opinion is worthless, because I cannot explain why I should disdain Palin in terms of the catenary.

Carry on, Smart People Who Know Math!

Oh please, master of witty words, do not forsake us, or foreskin us of your clever repartee... equational comeuppance is of little matter to a word smith like yourself... so, I beseech you to bespeak us and continue in our presence.

re: #55 Cato the Elder

and to add insult to injury. there will be no soup for you.
/

re: #55 Cato the Elder

Once there was a day...

Once there was a time...

Once there was an age...

...when I would have felt qualified to comment on the subject of this thread.

But now I know better.

I'm just a lazy bastard who is too bastardly lazy to keep up with my maths, forty years after I learned them things that I don't actually need to write comments on a blog.

I shouldn't be allowed to vote, and my opinion is worthless, because I cannot explain why I should disdain Palin in terms of the catenary.

Carry on, Smart People Who Know Math!

What you must know is that the technical term "catenary" is an abbreviation of

catthatatethecanary.

With this secret, and the catenary, let out of the bag, we superior types no longer hold the whip hand over you benighted ones.

/but seriously, math and physics do a great job at thoroughly understanding matters that aren't too desperately complicated. Get into something as tangled as politics, though? That rests on human nature, which rests, if it rests entirely on physics, rests on the part we don't begin to understand. All our learning avails us nothing in this domain, except perhaps that we, having failed to understand some much simpler things, have maybe learned a little humility.

re: #62 Walter L. Newton

Oh please, master of witty words, do not forsake us, or foreskin us of your clever repartee... equational comeuppance is of little matter to a word smith like yourself... so, I beseech you to bespeak us and continue in our presence.

I agree with - well, whatever you said, I think it was encouragement for Cato.

When some folks get in certain moods - actually, there are several who are moody - I just scroll and ignore.

I couldn't pass an algebra test, either.
I barely passed basic college math.
But no one will ever convince me I'm too stupid to vote.
Good grief.

It's been obvious he was kooky since 2008. MSNBC...

...Court records show that Lee was arrested Feb. 21, 2008, on the sixth day of a protest at the Discovery building. At the time of his conviction in March 2008, he was identified as being from San Diego.

Police were called to the scene when a crowd that had gathered began growing “unruly” as Lee threw thousands of dollars of cash into the air, some of it still in shrink-wrapped packages, police said at the time. (Lee was found not guilty of littering.)

Lee said at the time that he experienced an ‘‘awakening” when he watched former Vice President Al Gore’s environmental documentary ‘‘An Inconvenient Truth.”

Nathaniel Harrington, a former Discovery employee, told msnbc TV’s Peter Alexander that he saw Lee outside the building during the 2008 protest.

“He was seen as something of a joke,” Harrington said. “I hate to say it, but at the time we kind of half-joked about it because he could come back shooting. Nobody took it very seriously.”

“As soon as I heard” the news Wednesday, “I knew it’s got to be Lee,” he said.

Aww, shit, that last one was meant for the last thread. Maybe I'll shoot it over.

re: #56 elbruce
You want to tie them behind her back?
Freak./

re: #67 NJDhockeyfan
Soo happy to see I'm not the only one who does that.

re: #63 zora

and to add insult to injury. there will be no soup for you.
/

That, in point of fact, would be adding injury to insult.

re: #69 tradewind

Soo happy to see I'm not the only one who does that.

Ha ha...after a nap I should wake up before posting something.

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

Wow... Palin must live in so many people's heads... who the fuck cares what she tweets?

It's not like we have Dan Quyale to entertain us anymore.

re: #6 Conservative Moonbat

There's an excellent new article about Palin up at Vanity Faire:

[Link: www.vanityfair.com...]

They also have an article about her shopping habits...

Sarah Palin’s Shopping Spree: Yes, There’s More...

I'm waiting for someone to give out reports of whether or not she has corn in her turds. The obsession of her is friggin unreal.

re: #73 NJDhockeyfan

I'm waiting for someone to give out reports of whether or not she has corn in her turds. The obsession of her is friggin unreal.

Hey, it's not like we're asking for her birth certificate, or for copies of her college homework.

You seem kind of obsessed with complaining about anybody discussing someone who happens to be a leading political figure with known presidential ambitions...

You mean Twitter posts don't have to be incomprehensible gibberish?

re: #74 elbruce

Hey, it's not like we're asking for her birth certificate, or for copies of her college homework.

You seem kind of obsessed with complaining about anybody discussing someone who happens to be a leading political figure with known presidential ambitions...

She's a nobody right now. If she runs for something then I can understand the intense coverage. Michael Jackson didn't even get this much exposure.

re: #75 Timmeh

You mean Twitter posts don't have to be incomprehensible gibberish?

I was reading some today during the Discovery Channel hostage situation. I couldn't understand a lot of the tweets. I can live without Twitter.

re: #76 NJDhockeyfan

She's a nobody right now. If she runs for something then I can understand the intense coverage.

She's no less of a "nobody" than Glenn Beck or Mike Huckabee. She has a significant effect on politics. Thus the fact that her "brand" is built entirely on a supposed lifestyle and personality that doesn't actually exist, is newsworthy.

re: #76 NJDhockeyfan

Michael Jackson didn't even get this much exposure.

Yes he did - considerably more in fact - just not from political sites.

Hell, even Alaskan Republicans don't want Palin to run for POTUS. They like her, they just don't "like" her.

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Well, we may be seeing more of it. Her daughter's going to be on "Dancing with the Stars".

Please, oh PLEASE, when they kick Bristol off the show, let it be with the words, "You didn't keep your legs together."