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1 wrenchwench  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:28:18pm

Is there a fire truck? I loved the last one.

I'll watch a bit later...

2 spikester  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:31:57pm

thanks
didn't hear any hate in it at all
nice brake

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:32:04pm

The Obama Administration: Fox News' Four Year Long Shark Week

The Obama administration has been like a prolonged Shark Week for the Fox News channel. American television networks feeds on the illusion of danger. There is only so much talent to go around, and most cable channels can't afford to pay for talent. What they can afford to do is tell you that you and your family are in mortal danger right before the commercial break.

This is why Discovery's Shark Week is their most highly rated week of the year. The Obama Administration has been a two year long Shark Week for Fox. He feeds on the fear of middle aged white people. Fox News has learned to concentrate that fear, cut it with baking soda and sell it back to them at a discounted price. And business is good.

4 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:32:58pm

And that my friends is why they let me have LGF up at the office where I work, and so get to lurk.

Thanks Charles!

5 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:36:34pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

The Obama Administration: Fox News' Four Year Long Shark Week

"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."

6 darthstar  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:42:31pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

The Obama Administration: Fox News' Four Year Long Shark Week

"Fox News has learned to concentrate that fear, cut it with baking soda and sell it back to them at a discounted price."

I love the dealer-stepping-on-drugs metaphor. Too bad it's only cracked.com and not every friggin' other network saying this.

7 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:48:35pm

re: #6 darthstar

I love the dealer-stepping-on-drugs metaphor. Too bad it's only cracked.com and not every friggin' other network saying this.

What are they gonna say? "Look at Fox News. They're taking our shtick and turning it up to eleven!"

Would be nice, though, if someone other than Jon Stewart called them (FNC) on their bullshit once in a while.

8 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:50:09pm

IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!

Oops, lost control there for a second. It may happen again...and James Blake is playing in the meantime while we await the first CFB games of the season. I'm going to miss Blake when he retires...that guy hits the ball like an eastern bloc drill sergeant..

9 Kragar  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:51:13pm

re: #8 Aceofwhat?

IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!

Oops, lost control there for a second. It may happen again...and James Blake is playing in the meantime while we await the first CFB games of the season. I'm going to miss Blake when he retires...that guy hits the ball like an eastern bloc drill sergeant..

Whats the limit on College Football and do we have to throw the undersized ones back?

10 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:53:54pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

Baking soda? Sure that's not PCP?

11 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:55:29pm

re: #10 Jeff In Ohio

Baking soda? Sure that's not PCP?

PCP? Pure, Concentrated Projection?

12 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:58:23pm

I got my head phones to work through my USB sound blaster, but not the speakers. Guess my speakers don't work no more. Still, speakers are cheaper then a new sound card.

13 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 2:58:58pm

re: #9 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Whats the limit on College Football and do we have to throw the undersized ones back?

I think that the little ones get tossed as a natural by-product of the activity/

14 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:01:31pm

re: #12 Cannadian Club Akbar

I got my head phones to work through my USB sound blaster, but not the speakers. Guess my speakers don't work no more. Still, speakers are cheaper then a new sound card.

A LOT cheaper...unless you're shopping for wall-shakers. Some people are picky about their pc speakers...not me. Then again, i have a laptop.

15 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:01:31pm

re: #12 Cannadian Club Akbar

Wait, wait, wait. They still sell soundcards? Do they bundle them with buggy whips?

16 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:03:12pm

re: #14 Aceofwhat?

A LOT cheaper...unless you're shopping for wall-shakers. Some people are picky about their pc speakers...not me. Then again, i have a laptop.

I have a lap top.

17 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:03:30pm

re: #15 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait, wait, wait. They still sell soundcards? Do they bundle them with buggy whips?

My Dell is from 2006.

18 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:04:12pm

re: #16 Cannadian Club Akbar

I have a lap top.

oh. those speakers are dead. do you have an old detached pair that you can plug in?

19 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:05:01pm

re: #14 Aceofwhat?

I only paid $25 for my Altec Lansings. The light on my speakers not on, so I figured it was them.

20 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:06:18pm

re: #18 Aceofwhat?

oh. those speakers are dead. do you have an old detached pair that you can plug in?

No. I'll just buy new ones.

21 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:07:18pm

re: #2 spikester

thanks
didn't hear any hate in it at all
nice brake

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity - George Bernard Shaw

22 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:08:17pm

re: #17 Cannadian Club Akbar

My Dell is from 2006.

I thought soundcards were integrated on the motherboard since before that.

I haven't heard of any casual PC users buying a soundcard since the early '90s.

23 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:08:27pm

re: #20 Cannadian Club Akbar

No. I'll just buy new ones.

i have an old pair or two that i haven't gotten around to throwing away yet...you want me to send them to you and you can see if they're good enough for your purposes before you go spend the money? they're just wasting drawer space here.

24 spikester  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 3:09:27pm

re: #21 Walter L. Newton

sure wish there was more indifference in the world
that's easier to work with

25 wrenchwench  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 5:22:34pm

re: #1 wrenchwench

Is there a fire truck? I loved the last one.

I'll watch a bit later...

No fire truck, but the place across the street is for rent. If those guys are playing out there a lot, I'm moving in.

26 spira7  Thu, Sep 2, 2010 5:50:40pm

Beautiful


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