Christine O’Donnell: Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms

At Salon, Justin Elliott found a 2003 article by anti-wanking creationist Christine O’Donnell in which she warned America’s youth about the lurking threat of coed dorm rooms, leading inevitably, inexorably, to orgy rooms and menage a trois rooms (with any luck): O’Donnell warned of ‘orgy rooms’ in college dorms.

Dorm life has evolved into a blending of the sexes, from coed buildings to coed floors, coed bathrooms and now even coed rooms.

“What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage a trois rooms?” asked Christine O’Donnell, spokeswoman for the Intercollegiate Studies Institute in Wilmington, Del., which publishes a college guide.

All this coedness is outside normal life, said Miss O’Donnell. “Most average American adults don’t use coed bathrooms - if they had the option of a coed bathroom at a public restaurant, they wouldn’t choose it.” Coedness “is like a radical agenda forced on college students,” she said.

Man, the Tea Partiers really picked a winner here! In 1997, O’Donnell also complained that the government was spending too much money fighting AIDS, that condoms did nothing to prevent it, and that the money would be better spent on teaching people how not to be gay.

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294 comments

1 rhino2  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:14:08pm

Some people just want to suck all the fun out of life...

2 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:16:05pm

How on earth did this woman get nominated in Delaware or anywhere for that matter? She's loco.

3 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:16:25pm

Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms...

THEY DAMN WELL BETTER!!!

4 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:17:06pm

re: #2 HappyWarrior

Damn Southerners are at it again!

Wait! What?

5 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:17:07pm

1977, Syracuse University, Day Hall, 15 floor. That's all I know.

6 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:17:29pm

This is a bad thing? Man, I went to college at the wrong time!

7 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:18:14pm

OMG, that is so very very stupid!

Whereas I used to have to leave my dorm and walk halfway across campus to go to the student union to socialize, play a game of cards, watch a movie, meet people, etc. - my daughter (who lives in a coed dorm) can do all of that in the very nice lounge area on her floor, which has tables, comfortable seating, a big-screen TV with cable and a DVD player, and a SEPARATE large study area for those needing quiet to study - can get her socializing done in a safe place, and isn't walking the campus at all hours of the night.

Geez. People are not thinking things through . . . .

8 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:18:29pm

re: #4 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Damn Southerners are at it again!

Wait! What?

heheheh.

9 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:18:32pm

re: #1 rhino2

Some people just want to suck all the fun out of life...

well yes co-ed dorms have their advantages... It was a major reason I chose my school.

10 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:18:53pm

Sounds like a hit screenplay.

11 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:19:23pm

re: #4 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Damn Southerners are at it again!

Wait! What?

Ha, this is true.

12 Cato the Elder  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:19:29pm

Are coed dorms, like a new invention of the Devil?

Who knew?

13 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:19:50pm

I wish they had orgy rooms when I was in college.

14 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:19:54pm

re: #6 tnguitarist

This is a bad thing? Man, I went to college at the wrong time!

it's never too late to go back...

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:20:27pm

re: #13 darthstar

I wish they had orgy rooms when I was in college.

They did.

NO ONE EVER INVITED YOU!

16 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:20:38pm

re: #14 brookly red

it's never too late to go back...

Unless you're married with 3 kids.......

17 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:21:09pm

I attended University of Arizona when they had all-female dorm rooms. No males allowed between 10pm and 8am. There was one men's bathroom in the lobby.

Which, for all practical purposes, meant that guys were not allowed to be seen in the halls after curfiew. There was always a line in front of the men's bathroom just before to pm.

Once, when visiting my girlfriend there, I had to pee late at night, so I just let fly out the window, and hit a couple that was couplating in the bushes...

18 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:21:21pm

re: #3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms...

THEY DAMN WELL BETTER!!!

Yeah, next thing you know lowering the drinking age to 18 will lead to kegs in the common room.

Ah, the 70's, the kids really missed out. I'll never forget when I met my first YAF member on campus at RIT. It's been cultural downhill ride ever since. Pull out your weanies, spin those beans, life really is a cupcake with frosting.

19 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:21:23pm

re: #16 tnguitarist

Unless you're married with 3 kids...

yes too late, my bad.

20 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:21:53pm

Just to refer to the thread below, Delaware was a slave state that stayed in the union.

21 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:22:04pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They did.

NO ONE EVER INVITED YOU!

That's so wrong. But true.

22 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:22:08pm

re: #2 HappyWarrior

How on earth did this woman get nominated in Delaware or anywhere for that matter? She's loco.

The tea in Delaware was spiked with crazy. That's how. =P

23 recusancy  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:22:34pm
24 rhino2  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:22:36pm

re: #16 tnguitarist

Unless you're married with 3 kids...

Sounds like your wife needs to go back to college too, I hear there are these great coed dorms orgy rooms now you two can use.

/

25 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:22:41pm

re: #13 darthstar

I wish they had orgy rooms when I was in college.

re: #16 tnguitarist

We didn't have them, but we managed--had the three kids before I got out.

26 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:23:47pm

If there is a silver lining to the tripe they're going to find on O'Donnell, is that the Democrats will be much more likely to be motivated to go to the polls, particularly if the meme that, "sure, we're not perfect, and yeah, the Firedoggers all think that Obama sold them out and is as bad as Bush, but damn... do you really want people like this in control of Government?"

Paint the Republican as broadly as possible, (a point which the Republicans are enabling by the full throated, if belated support they're now throwing behind O'Donnell) and keep hammering away at this, not to suppress Republican votes, but to remind the Democrats that really, things could get much worse if you sit at home on election day.

Expect an uptick in Democrat Enthusiasm and a slight downtick in Republican enthusiasm.

It's still almost 2 months til election day, so there's a lot of time to pull America back from a potential nightmare.

It's just a pity that the war for the conservative soul has been won by the extremists, because America needs a blend of healthy conservatism and debate, neither of which we're going to get from the current incarnation of the Republican Party.

27 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:24:02pm

re: #13 darthstar

I wish they had orgy rooms when I was in college.

That's the craziest thing.

I think coed dorms are the best thing next to sliced bread, seriously.

The kids who are having sex, are going to have sex, just like they always did.
The kids who aren't, aren't, just like they always did.

For generally being able to stay in a safe place and meet people and socialize, coed dorms are wonderful, IMO.

I was thinking yesterday of the differences between today's dorm life and what I experienced, and the coed dorm was one of the positives. (Along with text messages that tell you when a washing machine has been freed up, and another to tell you when your own laundry is finished).

28 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:24:07pm

re: #22 Lidane

The tea in Delaware was spiked with crazy. That's how. =P

Long Island Iced Tea... it's a growing problem.

29 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:24:34pm

We had co-ed barracks when I was in the Marines, I seemed to have missed the orgies there as well.

30 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:24:54pm

re: #24 rhino2

Sounds like your wife needs to go back to college too, I hear there are these great coed dorms orgy rooms now you two can use.

/

She has a Masters in Education and we have our own orgy dorm room.

31 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:25:49pm

re: #27 reine.de.tout

I never lived in the dorms...apartments and houses...I probably would have enjoyed dorm life (and been a better student my first few years in college).

32 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:26:21pm

re: #25 Decatur Deb

re: #16 tnguitarist

We didn't have them, but we managed--had the three kids before I got out.

now thats a true student union...

33 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:26:29pm

I don't think I would've burnt out on college as quickly as I did if there had been menage-a-trois and orgy rooms.

34 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:26:45pm

re: #23 recusancy

Christine O’Donnell’s Website Stripped Of All Information

Pulling an Angle hehe

When will these idiots learn that scrubbing your website is useless? She can try to hide all she wants, but her crazy is out there for anyone to find. Hell, some of it is even on video.

35 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:27:27pm

Co-ed dorms are far safer. You can have your orgy without having to sneak accross campus in the dark. That could lead to kidnappings and stubbed toes. /

36 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:27:56pm

re: #33 MrSilverDragon

I don't think I would've burnt out on college as quickly as I did if there had been menage-a-trois and orgy rooms.

... I went to a NYC art school in the seventies... nuff said.

37 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:27:57pm

GOP= Guard Our Privates

38 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:27:58pm

Okay...whoever her former boyfriends (or girlfriends) are, one of them needs to come forward with a sex tape and soon, or poor Miss O'Donnell is going to get a bad reputation for not having a bad reputation.

39 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:02pm

I hear the senate has a coed meeting chamber, would Christine like us to put up a curtain to separate the men and the women? I know I wouldn't feel safe in a room full of Senators.

40 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:03pm

re: #31 darthstar

I never lived in the dorms...apartments and houses...I probably would have enjoyed dorm life (and been a better student my first few years in college).

In addition to coed, the dorms are organized by field of study - everybody in her dorm is in the same college (agriculture) as daughter is, so they're all taking similar courses, have classes together, can study together, etc. Current dorm life is a world different from when I was in college - better, much much better.

41 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:07pm

Just finished watching the CSPAN clip over at TPM. Christine O'Donnell is one seriously ignorant throwback with an obsession about sex.

42 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:22pm

re: #35 DaddyG

Co-ed dorms are far safer. You can have your orgy without having to sneak accross campus in the dark. That could lead to kidnappings and stubbed toes. /

Exactly! It's what I had to do . . .
/

43 countrockulot  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:26pm

I lived in a coed dorm when I was in college and was never told about the orgy room! I'm suing the people in charge of orientation.

44 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:46pm

The closest I got to menage-a-trois action in college was sharing a pizza three ways. More of a mange-a-trios.

45 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:46pm

re: #35 DaddyG

Co-ed dorms are far safer. You can have your orgy without having to sneak accross campus in the dark. That could lead to kidnappings and stubbed toes. /

No doubt. Stubbed toes suck!

46 webevintage  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:52pm

This from a woman who thinks that a husband you rather use his had for pleasure then have sex with a willing wife.
Someone who has never had sex (I mean she's all for purity and she has never been married) really has no business telling others not to wank or used co-ed dorms.

(but really we keep talking about this stuff, but the more important thing about the candidate is that she is a liar. She tired to smear Mike Castle as gay (not that there is anything wrong with being gay) and her fiscal issues.)

47 JeffM70  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:28:56pm

Ah, Christine. Very cute and very, very crazy.

48 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:29:03pm

re: #28 brookly red

Long Island Iced Tea... it's a growing problem.

Long Island Teas won't kill as many brain cells as the crazy in Delaware that got this woman nominated.

Then again, that crazy has led to Karl Rove suddenly being attacked by conservatives because he told the truth, which I find hilarious.

49 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:29:21pm

re: #36 brookly red

... I went to a NYC art school in the seventies... nuff said.


Body painting major? /

50 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:29:24pm

re: #38 darthstar

Okay...whoever her former boyfriends (or girlfriends) are, one of them needs to come forward with a sex tape and soon, or poor Miss O'Donnell is going to get a bad reputation for not having a bad reputation.

I guess no one invited her either...

51 Interesting Times  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:29:43pm

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

As she explained to the Wilmington News Journal in 2004, she did "things she regrets" in college, such as drinking to excess and becoming somewhat sexually promiscuous. Those regrets spurred her to promote chaste values, and to seek out a national forum to advance related policy aims such as abstinence education.

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

52 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:30:12pm

re: #48 Lidane

Long Island Teas won't kill as many brain cells as the crazy in Delaware that got this woman nominated.

Then again, that crazy has led to Karl Rove suddenly being attacked by conservatives because he told the truth, which I find hilarious.

My favorite was Riehl saying Rove should be investigated. Then again this is the same guy who race baited like crazy about black and minority teens and young adults on the DC subway for the 1st big Tea Party rally in DC so I'm not shocked.

53 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:30:13pm

Pretty much every bar and restaurant I eat at that isn't a big McMenamins joint has coed bathrooms

This woman is a retard

54 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:30:35pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

I love all these retroactive virgins.

55 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:30:50pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

In other words, she had a typical college experience?

56 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:03pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

She didn't enjoy those things she did in college? She did them wrong, clearly.

57 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:07pm

re: #52 HappyWarrior

My favorite was Riehl saying Rove should be investigated. Then again this is the same guy who race baited like crazy about black and minority teens and young adults on the DC subway for the 1st big Tea Party rally in DC so I'm not shocked.

I wonder what "investigated" means to him. :D

58 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:17pm

re: #49 DaddyG

Body painting major? /

I... I can't remember...

59 webevintage  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:20pm

re: #23 recusancy

Christine O’Donnell’s Website Stripped Of All Information

Pulling an Angle hehe

What a waste of time.
Besides her wikipedia page Wonkette has had her in their sights for months so they have all the goods.

60 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:26pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

I knew it.

61 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:38pm

re: #57 WindUpBird

I wonder what "investigated" means to him. :D

Waterboarding

62 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:49pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Ah, makes sense. Another case of I got mine, you can't have yours.

63 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:31:51pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

yeah she knows she would bang everyone in the co-ed dorm (and probably open the orgy/menag-e-trois room) so therefore the co-ed dorms must be banned. Same MO as the ones who have such a hard-on for stopping Same Sex Marriage and outlawing gayness.

64 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:32:01pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Ah. So she's a "Born Again Virgin"? ROFL.

Yeah. Good luck with that, honey.

65 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:32:03pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

Hilariously enough, she was probably WAY wilder in college than I was

I like, did a bunch of work and graduated and stuff

66 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:32:34pm

re: #64 Lidane

Ah. So she's a "Born Again Virgin"? ROFL.

Yeah. Good luck with that, honey.

You're stealing my thunder.....

67 webevintage  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:32:36pm

re: #64 Lidane

Ah. So she's a "Born Again Virgin"? ROFL.

Yeah. Good luck with that, honey.

Why am I not surprised?

68 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:09pm

re: #54 tnguitarist

I love all these retroactive virgins.

I've told my kids that purity rings work best when held between the knees.

69 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:11pm

re: #64 Lidane

Ah. So she's a "Born Again Virgin"? ROFL.

Yeah. Good luck with that, honey.

I heard her talking about "secondary virginity" the other day. Didn't know what she was talking about but it's clear to me now. She's delusional.

70 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:24pm

re: #56 MrSilverDragon

She didn't enjoy those things she did in college? She did them wrong, clearly.

Seriously. I'd set her hair on fire if I related even half the things I did in undergrad, except unlike her, I enjoyed them.

She clearly failed at having any sort of fun in college.

71 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:46pm

re: #58 brookly red

I... I can't remember...

Upding for honesty.

72 calochortus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:46pm

In fairness to O'Donnell, (and it pains me to say that) I believe she means actual co-ed rooms in a dorm, not just co-ed dorms which have been around for decades and are safer and more civilized than single sex ones. I believe there are a few dorms here and there which have no restrictions on the sex of the room mate, but they may be in suites with private sleeping quarters around a common room. I would think that would obviate the need for the orgy rooms, but what do I know.

73 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:33:58pm

re: #68 DaddyG

I've told my kids that purity rings work best when held between the knees.

Keep a look out for ol' pencil dick.

74 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:34:01pm

re: #69 Gus 802

I heard her talking about "secondary virginity" the other day. Didn't know what she was talking about but it's clear to me now. She's delusional.

"Secondary virginity"...................I'm fucking dying here.

75 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:34:10pm

re: #54 tnguitarist

I love all these retroactive virgins.

I knew a girl (who lived in my dorm btw) who played in a band called technical virgins... no pun intended but they sucked.

76 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:34:18pm

Dem Strategist Chris Kofinis: "The Tea Party is Flesh Eating Bacteria For The Republican Party"

77 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:35:02pm

re: #64 Lidane

Ah. So she's a "Born Again Virgin"? ROFL.

Yeah. Good luck with that, honey.

Did she get her virginity surgically reinstated?

78 tnguitarist  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:35:10pm

re: #70 Lidane

Seriously. I'd set her hair on fire if I related even half the things I did in undergrad, except unlike her, I enjoyed them.

She clearly failed at having any sort of fun in college.

They know that they had fun. It's just politically expedient for them to look down on it later in life. Opportunistic scumbags.

79 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:35:12pm

Purity Ring = "Sure, I'll date you, but no playing around..wait, where are you going?"

80 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:35:17pm

re: #60 Gus 802

I knew it.


Back at Indiana University in the 70's we were often entertained by "confrontational evangelist" Rev Jed Smock

[Link: www.gospeltruth.net...]

Seems he used to be a university counsellor and back in his days encouraged freshmen to experiment in drugs and promiscuity and then later became an evangelical preacher to atone for it.

81 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:35:45pm

re: #61 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Waterboarding

we used to have beerboarding... no one ever complained.

82 Stanghazi  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:36:22pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

From article -

More recently, O'Donnell has worked as a marketing and media consultant. She counts her work for Mel Gibson's controversial 2003 film "Passion of the Christ" as one of best-known campaigns.

83 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:36:23pm

re: #69 Gus 802

I heard her talking about "secondary virginity" the other day. Didn't know what she was talking about but it's clear to me now. She's delusional.

Thats a code word for anal, right?

84 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:36:29pm

re: #78 tnguitarist

They know that they had fun. It's just politically expedient for them to look down on it later in life. Opportunistic scumbags.

I got it all wrong, did zero screwing around then but am amused by it now.

85 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:37:10pm

re: #83 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nah it's where you pray really hard that some day your hymen will grow back.

86 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:37:26pm

I'm starting to get the feeling that deep down, underneath all her paranoid wackjob hysteria, O'Donnell is one dirty, kinky freak.

This sounds a lot like projection to me.

87 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:37:33pm

re: #83 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats a code word for anal, right?

No. Part of a fundie re-dedication effort for fallen teens.

88 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:37:45pm

re: #83 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats a code word for anal, right?

Nah. It's worse than that. //

Five Steps to Becoming a Secondary Virgin

* Make a firm commitment to save yourself for marriage from now on, and believe you can do it. (Because you can!)

* Get away from people, places, things and situations that weaken your self-control. Sometimes the healthiest thing we can do is avoid people who tempt us.

* Avoid intense hugging, passionate kissing and anything else that leads to lustful thoughts and behavior. Anything beyond a brief, simple kiss can quickly become dangerous.

* Find non-physical ways to show your love and appreciation.

* Remember that anyone can start over. Including you! When you focus on commitment and self-discipline, you can control your impulses.

89 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:37:59pm

re: #80 ralphieboy

Back at Indiana University in the 70's we were often entertained by "confrontational evangelist" Rev Jed Smock

[Link: www.gospeltruth.net...]

Seems he used to be a university counsellor and back in his days encouraged freshmen to experiment in drugs and promiscuity and then later became an evangelical preacher to atone for it.

Brother Micah who we get here at Mason from time to time is another guy who had a "sinner's past" who uses his pulpit to "atone." He was telling the crowd last year about the Beastie Boys CDs he used to have.

90 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:38:02pm

re: #87 Decatur Deb

No. Part of a fundie re-dedication effort for fallen teens.

My version is more fun.

91 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:38:20pm

re: #79 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Purity Ring = "Sure, I'll date you, but no playing around..wait, where are you going?"

Purity Ring = Blowjobs or anal sex, since the kids who wear them tend to think of virginity in terms of vaginal intercourse only.

92 Interesting Times  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:38:28pm

re: #83 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats a code word for anal, right?

I thought that was saddlebacking?

93 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:38:39pm

re: #85 Dreggas

Nah it's where you pray really hard that some day your hymen will grow back.

no it is elective surgery and it's expensive... 8 grand a pop.

94 abbyadams  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:39:06pm

re: #17 ralphieboy

In the "Nature Finds a Way" column. LOL.

95 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:39:37pm

re: #93 brookly red

no it is elective surgery and it's expensive... 8 grand a pop.

lol. "a pop", huh?

teehee

96 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:39:45pm

Anyone who thinks having sex means you've fallen from grace is a pompous self righteous prick who needs to try foreplay and a position other than missionary.

97 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:40:01pm

re: #95 Fozzie Bear

Heh. That's what I was just thinking. XD

98 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:40:03pm

IF ONLY!!!
...
..
.
Wait...uh, nevermind.

99 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:40:31pm

re: #77 MrSilverDragon

Did she get her virginity surgically reinstated?


That is horrific. If there was anything that was bad about losing virginity it was the physical pain it caused the woman. Who would even think to do this with a sane mind!?!

Seriously- I've been very open with my kids about my past, why I became chaste once I joined the Mormons, the challenges of doing so, the joys of reproduction and intimacy for non-reproductive reasons, good reasons to wait, the challenges of waiting, etc.

Acting like people don't have drives and desires or that its easy to control them until marriage (a wise idea but not an easy ideal) just makes kids think adults are clueless. Plus if they fail while thinking the adults around them are perfect it leads to secrecy and guilt.

Repression does not equal chastity. Open discussion of reality and caution leads to chastity.

Grrrrr... these lunatics are going to destroy the families they claim to defend!

100 Pacific moderate  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:40:41pm

I lived in a co-ed housing coop while in graduate school, and unfortunately I didn't get invited to any of the orgies that O'Donnell is talking about.

101 RadicalModerate  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:41:34pm

re: #80 ralphieboy

Back at Indiana University in the 70's we were often entertained by "confrontational evangelist" Rev Jed Smock

[Link: www.gospeltruth.net...]

Seems he used to be a university counsellor and back in his days encouraged freshmen to experiment in drugs and promiscuity and then later became an evangelical preacher to atone for it.

Meh, some people have all the luck.

All we got at the university I went to was a group of Tony Alamo followers setting up camp in the Student Union grounds on a weekly basis. Still have some of the leaflets they handed out between their sermonizing periods - those people were just NUTS.

102 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:41:41pm

The Confederate conga line forms behind Christine O'Donnell...

Republicans line up to back O'Donnell

Hey, maybe they should start a Victorian Party.

103 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:41:55pm

re: #80 ralphieboy

Back at Indiana University in the 70's we were often entertained by "confrontational evangelist" Rev Jed Smock

[Link: www.gospeltruth.net...]

Seems he used to be a university counsellor and back in his days encouraged freshmen to experiment in drugs and promiscuity and then later became an evangelical preacher to atone for it.

I think Jed used to visit the U of Illinois campus back in the early 80s. Was he the one yelling we were all whores and adulterers? Bullhorn loud and chock full 'o nuts.

104 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:43:15pm

re: #103 DaddyG

I think Jed used to visit the U of Illinois campus back in the early 80s. Was he the one yelling we were all whores and adulterers? Bullhorn loud and chock full 'o nuts.

Yeah, that musta been hijm, he was a great source of amusement and entertainment, especially when women would respond to being called "whores" by flashing their tits at him...

105 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:43:40pm

I remember some genius filled a bong with amil nitrate (sp?) once... I was able to dive behind the couch before he lit it.

106 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:43:48pm

I'm sensing a certain amount of glee in the wingnutosphere about nominating this unelectable lunatic. The Republican base is scared, confused and frustrated. The only thing they can reasonably accomplish is damaging the Republican party and that's exactly what they've decided to do.

107 abbyadams  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:44:14pm

Oh, for the love of...

...I went to a Catholic University, where the Freshmen dorms were completely single-sex, and had a strict "out by midnight" policy. You could get fined if you were caught.

Then the upperclass dorms were divided by "wings" of 8 rooms, non-coed. A girls' wing could be right across from a boys' wing. However, the sign in/out policy still applied between upperclass buildings.

Lesson learned: It's fine to sleep with whomever you want, as long as they're in the same building as you.

Whatta waste of time.

108 calochortus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:44:20pm

re: #93 brookly red

And, really, really pointless. I would have thought "secondary virginity" would have been laughed off the face of the earth by now.

109 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:44:34pm

re: #96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Anyone who thinks having sex means you've fallen from grace is a pompous self righteous prick who needs to try foreplay and a position other than missionary.

Don't look at me I think drinking coffee or beer is falling from grace. I also know repentance works for all weaknesses and failures and that sex isn't somehow a greater sin than gluttony or hatred because its less socially acceptable.

The natural consequences of premarital sex can be pretty harsh for a youngster, so I don't recommend it. But falling from grace? Brother, we all fall short.

110 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:44:56pm

re: #106 Killgore Trout

I'm sensing a certain amount of glee in the wingnutosphere about nominating this unelectable lunatic. The Republican base is scared, confused and frustrated. The only thing they can reasonably accomplish is damaging the Republican party and that's exactly what they've decided to do.

Just because you can't have something nice doesn't mean you have to let someone else have it either.
///

111 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:45:12pm

re: #104 ralphieboy

Yeah, that musta been hijm, he was a great source of amusement and entertainment, especially when women would respond to being called "whores" by flashing their tits at him...


Dang! I missed the orgy and the flashing. I spent too much time practicing my trumpet. (And no that isnt another euphamism!)

112 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:45:29pm

re: #103 DaddyG

I think Jed used to visit the U of Illinois campus back in the early 80s. Was he the one yelling we were all whores and adulterers? Bullhorn loud and chock full 'o nuts.

btw chock full 'o nuts is making a comeback... the flagship coffee shop just opened on 23rd st.

113 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:45:35pm

re: #109 DaddyG

Don't look at me I think drinking coffee or beer is falling from grace. I also know repentance works for all weaknesses and failures and that sex isn't somehow a greater sin than gluttony or hatred because its less socially acceptable.

The natural consequences of premarital sex can be pretty harsh for a youngster, so I don't recommend it. But falling from grace? Brother, we all fall short.

You dare dis my coffee?!?!
/

114 engineer cat  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:45:50pm

Christine O'Donnell: Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms

the power of the stupid is strong with this one

115 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:46:31pm

re: #112 brookly red

btw chock full 'o nuts is making a comeback... the flagship coffee shop just opened on 23rd st.

Bless you. It's our favorite, and we can get here in Lower Alabama.

116 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:47:11pm

re: #109 DaddyG

Don't look at me I think drinking coffee or beer is falling from grace. I also know repentance works for all weaknesses and failures and that sex isn't somehow a greater sin than gluttony or hatred because its less socially acceptable.

The natural consequences of premarital sex can be pretty harsh for a youngster, so I don't recommend it. But falling from grace? Brother, we all fall short.

They're a difference between falling short and saying someone is damned to hell as a sinner which is what these people seem to think.

117 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:47:16pm

re: #109 DaddyG

... I also know repentance works for all weaknesses and failures and that sex isn't somehow a greater sin than gluttony or hatred because its less socially acceptable.

The natural consequences of premarital sex can be pretty harsh for a youngster, so I don't recommend it. But falling from grace? Brother, we all fall short.

It must have something to do with the fact that a lot of early church fathers (St Paul, St Anthony) were very sexually conflicted and this tradition continues to echo throughout Christianity.

But we have made some progress, at least we don't force our women to veil themselves comletely to keep from driving men to have lustful thoughts.

118 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:47:20pm

re: #104 ralphieboy

Yeah, that musta been hijm, he was a great source of amusement and entertainment, especially when women would respond to being called "whores" by flashing their tits at him...


Jed was my introduction to hard core Evangelists. I was scared to death to move to the South as a Mormon until I learned that he represented a minority. Most of my Baptist and Evangelical neighbors are very respectful thank goodness.

119 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:47:40pm

re: #106 Killgore Trout

I'm sensing a certain amount of glee in the wingnutosphere about nominating this unelectable lunatic. The Republican base is scared, confused and frustrated. The only thing they can reasonably accomplish is damaging the Republican party and that's exactly what they've decided to do.

Yeah. It was a veritable landslide of a little over 30,000 votes.

/

120 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:47:55pm

re: #108 calochortus

And, really, really pointless. I would have thought "secondary virginity" would have been laughed off the face of the earth by now.

Secondary virginity is just a really ridiculous concept, IMO. Once you've had sex, you can't put that genie back in the bottle. It's done.

You can choose to change your standards for who you will sleep with, and you can choose to be more discriminating about where you'll find that person, but to pretend that you're a virgin again is retarded.

121 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:48:05pm

re: #113 Varek Raith

You dare dis my coffee?!?!
/


Yeah I know. I'm a hard line religious freak.

You cannot imagine how hard the 7am Music History lecture was after I converted to Mormonism and gave up the caffiene.

122 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:48:24pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

Bless you. It's our favorite, and we can get here in Lower Alabama.

I won't be happy till the horn & harrdets automat comes back...

123 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:00pm

re: #121 DaddyG

Yeah I know. I'm a hard line religious freak.

You cannot imagine how hard the 7am Music History lecture was after I converted to Mormonism and gave up the caffiene.

I drink the equivalent of about 9 cups of coffee a day, that is a horror beyond imagining

124 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:03pm

I imagine she plans to legislate her views on sex and morality. How do the Tea Partiers who voted for and support her reconcil that with lesser government. That's what I don't get.

125 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:13pm

New criteria: Muslims have no Constitutional rights withing sacred dust cloud....
Paladino: No Mosque Wherever The 9/11 Human Remain Dust Cloud Landed (VIDEO)

126 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:39pm

re: #123 WindUpBird

I drink the equivalent of about 9 cups of coffee a day, that is a horror beyond imagining

If you drink 100 you reach transcendence.

127 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:44pm

re: #122 brookly red

I won't be happy till the horn & harrdets automat comes back...

As a lone kid in NYC, they saved my life. (esp the one opposite Grand Central).

128 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:49:58pm

re: #120 Lidane

Secondary virginity is just a really ridiculous concept, IMO. Once you've had sex, you can't put that genie back in the bottle. It's done.

You can choose to change your standards for who you will sleep with, and you can choose to be more discriminating about where you'll find that person, but to pretend that you're a virgin again is retarded.


How about simply abandoning one's obsession with virginity? Hard to do in our current religious/cultural environment, but if one studies Christianity, one learns that one's morals are based on the person you are today, not the one you were yesterday.

129 Ben G. Hazi  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:02pm

re: #69 Gus 802

I heard her talking about "secondary virginity" the other day. Didn't know what she was talking about but it's clear to me now. She's delusional.

Sounds like she's probably "frigid" and can't get off even if she used a jackhammer...hence, if she can't enjoy sex, no one should.

What a puritanical bitch...

130 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:06pm

re: #126 Varek Raith

If you drink 100 you reach transcendence.

or the ER, whichever comes first :D

131 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:15pm

Christine O'Donnell: Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms

Translation?

Christine O'Donnell's dorm room was known as an orgy room in her coed dorm while she was in college.

//Is this the end of the line?

/

132 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:22pm

re: #125 Killgore Trout

New criteria: Muslims have no Constitutional rights withing sacred dust cloud...
Paladino: No Mosque Wherever The 9/11 Human Remain Dust Cloud Landed (VIDEO)

[Video]

Great pick, NY GOP.

clap

clap

clap

133 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:36pm

In the last 3 weeks, I've gone from 4-5 sodas a day down to 1 a week. Caffeine and sugar withdrawl is a bitch. Tired and cranky all the time.

134 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:37pm

re: #126 Varek Raith

If you drink 100 you reach transcendence.

If you drink 100 you'll vibrate out of existence!

135 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:50:57pm

re: #120 Lidane

Secondary virginity is just a really ridiculous concept, IMO. Once you've had sex, you can't put that genie back in the bottle.

Woudln't that be more of a pulling out than a putting in?

/(Shocked Mormon sisters - Brother G said what?!)

OK so my sense of humor is a bit raw. I'll repent.

136 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:51:00pm

re: #125 Killgore Trout

New criteria: Muslims have no Constitutional rights withing sacred dust cloud...
Paladino: No Mosque Wherever The 9/11 Human Remain Dust Cloud Landed (VIDEO)

[Video]

This NASA image, taken from the International Space Station

137 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:51:07pm

re: #125 Killgore Trout

New criteria: Muslims have no Constitutional rights withing sacred dust cloud...
Paladino: No Mosque Wherever The 9/11 Human Remain Dust Cloud Landed (VIDEO)

[Video]

and NY is a blue state mind you...

138 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:51:21pm

re: #134 MrSilverDragon

If you drink 100 you'll vibrate out of existence!

No, just shift to another dimension is all.

139 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:51:23pm

re: #133 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

In the last 3 weeks, I've gone from 4-5 sodas a day down to 1 a week. Caffeine and sugar withdrawl is a bitch. Tired and cranky all the time.

Okay. But what exactly has changed about you?

140 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:51:47pm

O'Donnell thought Barack Obama was anti-American in 2008...

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com...]

Christine O'Donnell, Republican nominee for senate in Delaware and anti-masturbation crusader, thought Barack Obama was anti-American before it was cool to think Barack Obama is anti-American.
141 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:03pm

We also have a society in which prudish, sexually repressed people can consider themselves "moral" because they are not sexually active. One has little to do with the other, this woman is as hung up on sex as any leather-and-latex pervert, she has just found a different way to express it

142 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:11pm

re: #139 JasonA

Okay. But what exactly has changed about you?

I used to be cranky and tired.

143 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:31pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

I imagine she plans to legislate her views on sex and morality. How do the Tea Partiers who voted for and support her reconcil that with lesser government. That's what I don't get.

It's the cognitive dissonance of the Tea Party. On the one hand, they cry about "ZOMFG! SOCIALISM!", and on the other, they want to tell the rest of us how to live our private lives. Plus they want sealed borders, and a strong military, etc...but they also want smaller government, lower taxes, and lower spending.

This is why economic populism doesn't work. It's untenable.

144 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:34pm

re: #123 WindUpBird

I drink the equivalent of about 9 cups of coffee a day, that is a horror beyond imagining


The Mrs. had headaches for years. Caffiene is a terrible drug to try and give up.

145 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:38pm

re: #127 Decatur Deb

As a lone kid in NYC, they saved my life. (esp the one opposite Grand Central).

I remember the corned beef on rye for 10 cents...

146 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:44pm

re: #125 Killgore Trout

New criteria: Muslims have no Constitutional rights withing sacred dust cloud...
Paladino: No Mosque Wherever The 9/11 Human Remain Dust Cloud Landed (VIDEO)

[Video]

What a nut.

Sharron Angle
Rand Paul
Carl Paladino
Christine O'Donnell...

147 Kragar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:52:50pm

Off to run some errands.

148 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:53:20pm

re: #146 Gus 802

What a nut.

Sharron Angle
Rand Paul
Carl Paladino
Christine O'Donnell...

That'll fill an orgy room.

149 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:53:21pm

re: #126 Varek Raith

If you drink 100 you reach transcendence.


Upding for Futurama reference.

150 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:53:46pm

OK. BBL. Need coffee and a change of scenery.

151 Cato the Elder  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:53:46pm

re: #135 DaddyG

So do Mormons look down on people who indulge in caffeine?

152 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:54:46pm

re: #134 MrSilverDragon

If you drink 100 you'll vibrate out of existence!

Vibrating is against the new GOP platform. Shame! /

153 RadicalModerate  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:55:00pm

re: #148 darthstar

That'll fill an orgy room.

Any word on who would bring the AquaBuddha?

154 McSpiff  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:55:07pm

re: #68 DaddyG

I've told my kids that purity rings work best when held between the knees.

If the guys going door to door had lines like these, I'd totally be willing to listen.

155 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:55:54pm

re: #146 Gus 802

What a nut.

Sharron Angle
Rand Paul
Carl Paladino
Christine O'Donnell...

Yeah, it's not looking good.

156 calochortus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:55:54pm

re: #117 ralphieboy


But we have made some progress, at least we don't force our women to veil themselves comletely to keep from driving men to have lustful thoughts.

I could be wrong here, but I'm guessing men in countries where women are completely veiled still have plenty of lustful thoughts. Probably just as many as places where everyone runs around naked. What I don't get is why its always the woman's fault if some guy has no self control. (Well actually I do-its because the guys are making the rules.)

157 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:56:24pm

re: #155 Killgore Trout

Yeah, it's not looking good.

Paul might win.

158 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:56:25pm

re: #143 Lidane

It's the cognitive dissonance of the Tea Party. On the one hand, they cry about "ZOMFG! SOCIALISM!", and on the other, they want to tell the rest of us how to live our private lives. Plus they want sealed borders, and a strong military, etc...but they also want smaller government, lower taxes, and lower spending.

This is why economic populism doesn't work. It's untenable.

Yeah it's just weird. You see Tea Partiers applaud the Arizona immigration law and it's like guys you do realize that law EXPANDS the government and the banning gay marriage EXPANDS the government.

159 Romantic Heretic  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:56:31pm

Oh, who's she kidding?

She's just pissed that there were no orgies back when she went to university. /

160 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:56:45pm

re: #157 Gus 802

Paul might win.

Make that will more than likely win.

161 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:56:54pm

re: #154 McSpiff

If the guys going door to door had lines like these, I'd totally be willing to listen.

You totally just gave me the idea for a religious movement that goes door-to-door looking for converts and brings six packs with them.

162 wrenchwench  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:07pm

re: #155 Killgore Trout

Yeah, it's not looking good.

Unless they all lose in November. Then it's looking great.

163 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:13pm

re: #160 Gus 802

Make that will more than likely win.

So long as the voters don't get to know him, he's got a chance.

164 engineer cat  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:18pm

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beautiful stuff

165 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:27pm

re: #155 Killgore Trout

Yeah, it's not looking good.

well if these people are as un-electable as you say you should be happy, no?

166 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:32pm

re: #161 JasonA

You totally just gave me the idea for a religious movement that goes door-to-door looking for converts and brings six packs with them.

Fail.
I don't drink. ;)

167 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:41pm

re: #151 Cato the Elder

So do Mormons look down on people who indulge in caffeine?


Only the judgemental ones. ;-)

I've known a few young ladies who freaked out upon smelling their first cigarette smoke accross the pool deck but they are as a rule not the most mature among us.

Mormons are not monolithic. My reading of our doctrines tells me the standards are for me to live, for me to teach and for me to be an example of so my life and those around me are blessed.

Doctrinal standards are not for me to impose on others.

(Which is why I still remain perplexed about the overt political actions in California.)

168 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:57:55pm

re: #166 Varek Raith

Fail.
I don't drink. ;)

Six packs and a large pie?

169 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:58:10pm

re: #156 calochortus

I could be wrong here, but I'm guessing men in countries where women are completely veiled still have plenty of lustful thoughts. Probably just as many as places where everyone runs around naked. What I don't get is why its always the woman's fault if some guy has no self control. (Well actually I do-its because the guys are making the rules.)


You hit it on the head. They know that women are capable of making fools of them and are trying to restrict their ability to do so.

170 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:58:10pm

re: #168 JasonA

Six packs and a large pie?

Sign me up.

171 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:58:44pm

re: #170 Varek Raith

Sign me up.

Hi! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus and pepperoni!

172 McSpiff  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:59:01pm

re: #161 JasonA

You totally just gave me the idea for a religious movement that goes door-to-door looking for converts and brings six packs with them.

Actually, we have a "sorta rule" in our house. Tell the missionaries we're quite happy with our own faith, but if they'd like to come in and have a cold lemonade and tell us about where they're from, we'd love to hear it. I'm having a hard time remember when we haven't had that offer accepted. Almost always get an interesting story out of it.

173 What, me worry?  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:59:08pm

The U.S. has the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the world. One-third of our young women under 20 get pregnant. Most of them are NOT in college - Bristol Palin - but they're having sex. [Link: www.livestrong.com...]

O'Donnell is obsessed with sex, yet she wears her sexuality on her sleeve. I mean look at her. With her pretty brown, flowing hair, her ruby red lips (she's never without that dark lipstick), heavy eye makeup. What's her problem?

I really hate to say such things because mostly I find them misogynistic, but I really don't think she's getting regular "Hey Hey!".

174 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:59:10pm

re: #168 JasonA

Six packs and a large pie?

really my first thought...

175 Romantic Heretic  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:59:15pm

re: #17 ralphieboy

I attended University of Arizona when they had all-female dorm rooms. No males allowed between 10pm and 8am. There was one men's bathroom in the lobby.

Which, for all practical purposes, meant that guys were not allowed to be seen in the halls after curfiew. There was always a line in front of the men's bathroom just before to pm.

Once, when visiting my girlfriend there, I had to pee late at night, so I just let fly out the window, and hit a couple that was couplating in the bushes...

ROFL!

176 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 1:59:16pm

re: #165 brookly red

well if these people are as un-electable as you say you should be happy, no?

Wait a minute. I take that back. They neck and neck over in Kentucky now. I was thinking about some old numbers. He's only ahead by 2 points (47-45). I'm going to call that a toss up.

177 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:12pm

re: #151 Cato the Elder

So do Mormons look down on people who indulge in caffeine?


BTW - Cafiene is not technically verbotten. Several people I know drink coke. The Word of Wisdom (dietary section of our doctrines) is interpreted as no coffee, tea, alcohol, tobacco (this is also interpreted to include harder substances that came into popular use after the mid 1800s). It also includes do's to go with the don'ts. Do eat grain and meat sparingly, do eat healthy foods and keep your body clean, etc.

178 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:30pm

re: #171 JasonA

Hi! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus and pepperoni!

you just no talk about Jesus & pineapple...

(you shall know them by the fruit they bare)

179 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:34pm

re: #165 brookly red

well if these people are as un-electable as you say you should be happy, no?

No. Half of our political system has gone completely insane and is no longer connected to reality. That's very bad for the entire country.

180 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:38pm

I'll call these:

Sharron Angle - Toss up.
Rand Paul - Toss up.
Carl Paladino - Lose.
Christine O'Donnell - Lose.

181 Winny Spencer  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:41pm

re: #144 DaddyG

The Mrs. had headaches for years. Caffiene is a terrible drug to try and give up.

It's also one of life's few real pleasures.

182 engineer cat  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:47pm

re: #160 Gus 802

Make that will more than likely win.

teabaggers like paul who make it into office are sure to be 'the gift that keeps on giving' for the democratic party for years to come

183 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:00:51pm

re: #173 marjoriemoon

The U.S. has the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the world. One-third of our young women under 20 get pregnant. Most of them are NOT in college - Bristol Palin - but they're having sex. [Link: www.livestrong.com...]

O'Donnell is obsessed with sex, yet she wears her sexuality on her sleeve. I mean look at her. With her pretty brown, flowing hair, her ruby red lips (she's never without that dark lipstick), heavy eye makeup. What's her problem?

I really hate to say such things because mostly I find them misogynistic, but I really don't think she's getting regular "Hey Hey!".

Are you trying to turn me on?

184 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:01:39pm

re: #99 DaddyG

That is horrific. If there was anything that was bad about losing virginity it was the physical pain it caused the woman. Who would even think to do this with a sane mind!?!

Seriously- I've been very open with my kids about my past, why I became chaste once I joined the Mormons, the challenges of doing so, the joys of reproduction and intimacy for non-reproductive reasons, good reasons to wait, the challenges of waiting, etc.

Acting like people don't have drives and desires or that its easy to control them until marriage (a wise idea but not an easy ideal) just makes kids think adults are clueless. Plus if they fail while thinking the adults around them are perfect it leads to secrecy and guilt.

Repression does not equal chastity. Open discussion of reality and caution leads to chastity.

Grrr... these lunatics are going to destroy the families they claim to defend!

But a lot of the religions *want* you feeling repressed and guilty.

185 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:01:52pm

re: #178 brookly red

you just no talk about Jesus & pineapple...

(you shall know them by the fruit they bare)

Starting the day early?

186 calochortus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:01:54pm

re: #179 Killgore Trout

No. Half of our political system has gone completely insane and is no longer connected to reality. That's very bad for the entire country.

Absolutely. We really need the give and take of two sane worldviews that moderate each other. I may be a democrat, but I fear the loss of the republican party.

187 Kronocide  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:02:28pm

O'Donnell is AGW?

(Anti Group Wanking)

188 freetoken  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:02:32pm

re: #180 Gus 802

I'll call these:

Sharron Angle - Toss up.
Rand Paul - Toss up.
Carl Paladino - Lose.
Christine O'Donnell - Lose.

And the others:

MIller - good chance of winning
Johnson (WI) - toss up

Both are just as looney in their own ways as the first four.

189 SpaceJesus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:02:33pm

it's like some evil scientist took a mole off sarah palin's behind and reverse engineered it to clone this woman

190 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:02:35pm

re: #182 engineer dog

teabaggers like paul who make it into office are sure to be 'the gift that keeps on giving' for the democratic party for years to come

And, it'll sure give a lot more material to Jon Stewart.

191 RadicalModerate  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:03:31pm

Now that ODonnell has won her primary race, expect to see lots more of stories like this to find their way to the front page:

Checkered Financial Past Dogs Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell in Senate Bid

O'Donnell raised eyebrows with one of her first acts as a new candidate, when she officially disclosed her finances. In a Senate financial disclosure report from July, O'Donnell reported just $5,800 in earned income between March 2009 and July 2010. She says she worked for two companies, one a marketing firm and the other a conservative political action committee.

According to Federal Election Commission data, O'Donnell contributed $3,026 of her own money, or more than half her reported "earned income" to her campaign.

In interviews, O'Donnell has said she earned more than that $5,800 but was not required to disclose it. "The only thing they can use against me is that I'm not a multimillionaire," she told the Weekly Standard before the election.

192 freetoken  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:03:42pm

Oh, and let's not forget Rubio.

193 What, me worry?  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:03:49pm

re: #183 JasonA

Are you trying to turn me on?

I don't know, but poor Christine could use some help if you're interested.

194 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:04:00pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

I imagine she plans to legislate her views on sex and morality. How do the Tea Partiers who voted for and support her reconcil that with lesser government. That's what I don't get.

It's not "sharia law" if it is given a nice American English name. :)

//

195 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:04:30pm

re: #188 freetoken

And the others:

MIller - good chance of winning
Johnson (WI) - toss up

Both are just as looney in their own ways as the first four.

Sharron Angle is probably celebrating the O'Donnell win since O'Donnell is now the new kook in town and will divert media attention from her.

196 Slap  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:04:52pm

Oh, now, c'mon -- let's give her a break.

The woman is merely taking a wide stance on sexual issues./

197 Cato the Elder  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:05:14pm

I just don't trust anyone who ostentatiously denies having even harmless vices.

198 reine.de.tout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:05:16pm

re: #173 marjoriemoon

The U.S. has the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the world. One-third of our young women under 20 get pregnant. Most of them are NOT in college - Bristol Palin - but they're having sex. [Link: www.livestrong.com...]

O'Donnell is obsessed with sex, yet she wears her sexuality on her sleeve. I mean look at her. With her pretty brown, flowing hair, her ruby red lips (she's never without that dark lipstick), heavy eye makeup. What's her problem?

I really hate to say such things because mostly I find them misogynistic, but I really don't think she's getting regular "Hey Hey!".

MM - you have a sort of a point, there.

I noticed, years ago, when I would see Jimmy Swaggart's wife around town - she would have on the shortest skirt, the highest heels, big hair and lots and lots of makeup. It always bothered me, just seemed - unseemly - for a preacher's wife.

199 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:13pm

re: #155 Killgore Trout

Yeah, it's not looking good.

So the GOP theme for the next few years is "Chock Full of Nuts, but we put cream in it"?

200 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:18pm

re: #194 oaktree

It's not "sharia law" if it is given a nice American English name. :)

//

well really there is a bit of a difference between throwing insults & throwing stones, no?

201 Slap  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:35pm

re: #198 reine.de.tout

Well, look at the preacher's example....lol....

202 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:42pm

re: #154 McSpiff

If the guys going door to door had lines like these, I'd totally be willing to listen.


My son has plenty of funny lines and he's going door to door in the Philipines right now. Somrtimes they even translate!

203 deranged cat  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:46pm

re: #180 Gus 802

I'll call these:

Sharron Angle - Toss up.
Rand Paul - Toss up.
Carl Paladino - Lose.
Christine O'Donnell - Lose.

please god let those all be loses after november 2.

204 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:54pm

Noticed Charles' other post about how O'Donnell believed that the government was spending too much money on AIDS. What the hell is that? Even Jesse Helms realized at the end of his life that AIDS was something that needed to be stopped.

205 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:06:55pm

re: #144 DaddyG

The Mrs. had headaches for years. Caffiene is a terrible drug to try and give up.


Unless a doctor tells me I have to stop, I'll never stop :D

206 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:07:15pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

Noticed Charles' other post about how O'Donnell believed that the government was spending too much money on AIDS. What the hell is that? Even Jesse Helms realized at the end of his life that AIDS was something that needed to be stopped.

To the right of HELMS. yeah!

207 Decatur Deb  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:07:17pm

re: #197 Cato the Elder

I just don't trust anyone who ostentatiously denies having even harmless vices.

There's an Auden poem on that, but it's Google-proof.

208 Bubblehead II  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:07:21pm

re: #177 DaddyG

Caffeine may also have beneficial properties with regards to Dementia and Alzheimer's.

Caffeine May Slow Alzheimer's Disease and Other Dementias, Restore Cognitive Function, According to New Evidence

209 What, me worry?  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:07:35pm

re: #198 reine.de.tout

MM - you have a sort of a point, there.

I noticed, years ago, when I would see Jimmy Swaggart's wife around town - she would have on the shortest skirt, the highest heels, big hair and lots and lots of makeup. It always bothered me, just seemed - unseemly - for a preacher's wife.

LOL. Honestly, in that anti-masturbation video, O'Donnell was smokin hot. A lot younger, but she screamed sexuality.

I bet she's one W*I*L*D woman for sure. Maybe there's even an orgy tape of her somewhere. Oh you know there is!!

210 Obdicut  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:08:07pm

re: #60 Gus 802

Yikes.

Anyone notice this?

And in addition to her MTV clip, she's also now being dogged by footage of a 1998 appearance on Bill Maher's "Politically Incorrect" in which she insisted that lying is always wrong, even for European families harboring Jews in their home during World War II as Nazis came to their door.

211 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:08:09pm

re: #191 RadicalModerate

Hey, $386 a month is some serious money. It would be fun to see her bank records...I'll bet a lot more than 5800 dollars went through her account in that 15 month period. Of course, a person can accept a 'gift' of up to 12,000 dollars without having to report it to the IRS, so I'm thinking she probably got more than a few of those in that time period.

212 MrSilverDragon  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:08:55pm

re: #205 WindUpBird

Unless a doctor tells me I have to stop, I'll never stop :D

If a doctor told me to stop, I'd get a second opinion. If the other doctor told me to stop, I'd stop going to the doctors!

/

213 Cato the Elder  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:08:55pm

God gave us drugs and booze for a reason.

Not to make good use of them is a sin.

214 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:01pm

re: #210 Obdicut

Yikes.

Anyone notice this?

Oh dear Zod, she's one of those types...
:/

215 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:01pm

re: #206 WindUpBird

To the right of HELMS. yeah!

Isn't that insane man? I mean sheesh I was going to also add that I recall Bill Frist treating AIDS patients in Africa and W Bush spending a bit of money there and his one daughter wiriting a book with an AIDS patient. I mean jeez I know these people hate Obama but did they have to mix the batshit with the tea?

216 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:11pm

re: #203 deranged cat

please god let those all be loses after november 2.

/wow, is that how liberals find religion :)

217 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:22pm

re: #213 Cato the Elder

God gave us drugs and booze for a reason.

Not to make good use of them is a sin.

218 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:23pm

re: #208 Bubblehead II

Caffeine may also have beneficial properties with regards to Dementia and Alzheimer's.

Caffeine May Slow Alzheimer's Disease and Other Dementias, Restore Cognitive Function, According to New Evidence

Time for another cup of coffee...#4 on the day.

219 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:09:29pm

Oh this is good...

Remembering Christine O'Donnell: Praising Helms, Missing Lenny and Squiggy, and Worries of Rampant Satanism
Submitted by Kyle on September 15, 2010 - 12:17pm

I searched around in the newspaper archives for articles from Christine O'Donnell's days with Concerned Women for America and her time as Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth and found some rather interesting quotes and articles that are worth sharing...

220 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:05pm

re: #210 Obdicut

Yikes.

Anyone notice this?

And just when I thought the crazy couldn't get any crazier. Seriously, this woman is making Sharron Angle look sane.

221 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:26pm

re: #213 Cato the Elder

God gave us drugs and booze for a reason.

Not to make good use of them is a sin.

The trick is to remember that they are a gift from God and treat them accordingly.

222 Killgore Trout  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:27pm

re: #219 Gus 802

Oh this is good...

Remembering Christine O'Donnell: Praising Helms, Missing Lenny and Squiggy, and Worries of Rampant Satanism
Submitted by Kyle on September 15, 2010 - 12:17pm

Ha!

223 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:34pm

Opposite Attraction; Pitching Abstinence to the Young and the Restless at the HFStival
By Christine O'Donnell
15 June 1997
The Washington Post

Walking through the crowd I also noticed more pentagrams than crosses around the teenage necks. "Satanism is the religion of the '90s," I was told. "It means I worship nature," responded one girl when I asked her what the pentagram meant to her. I explained that the pentagram is to Satan what the cross is to Christ. She didn't want to believe it.

Others knew exactly what it meant.

"I'd rather go to hell and do what I want than go to heaven and do what others say," said a pale boy wearing smeared red and black eyeliner who had deep scars along the insides of both arms.

This boy mirrored "The Satanic Bible's" basic philosophy, "Do what thou wilt." Satanism has re-emerged among Generation X with an arrogance that mocks its members as it blatantly destroys them. Was this boy so consumed with his right to worship Satan that he couldn't see Satan's true purpose, which is to devour and destroy his worshipers? Past generations have broadened the boundaries so much that this generation must go to great extremes to rebel.

The generation of young people that questioned the establishment in the '60s is now middle-aged, and has become the establishment itself. Moral absolutes have been eliminated, "feel-good" religions created, and free sex legitimized, paving the way for disposable marriages. The results of these tailor-made values are new strains of sexually transmitted diseases, more potent drugs, more broken families and out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates and worrisome suicide rates. It's time for this generation of young people to question the new establishment.

224 simoom  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:58pm

I posted about this when I watched the clip last night, but in '98 on 'Politically Incorrect', O'Donnell also connected gun violence with lack of the bible and prayer in school & AIDS with the 60's sexual revolution (the way I interpreted what she was saying is that she was describing national divine retribution for sin). This was following a discussion on the Lewinsky scandal:

O'Donnell: In the 60's we took the bible out of schools...

O'Donnell: My point is, if we as a nation accept that kind of morality we're going to fall.

Maher: What do you mean? ...

O'Donnell: My point is, there are consequences to our actions, and if we as a nation tolerate sin, generations to come will reap the effects of that. For example, we took the Bible and prayer out of public schools now we're having weekly shootings practically. ... We had the 60's sexual revolution, you know, where there was just a sexual free-for-all. Today people are dying of AIDS.

I cut out a bunch of crosstalk in the transcription, but that last quoted paragraph starts ~6:55 in this clip:

225 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:58pm

re: #51 publicityStunted

Who is tea party sensation Christine O’Donnell?:

So there, haters - she knows first-hand of what she speaks :P

Which means what? She drank two wine coolers in a row, and let two different guys get to 2nd base all within that short 4 year span?

226 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:10:59pm

Christine's certainly going to be a hit in Rehoboth Beach with her views on gays.

227 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:11:46pm

re: #184 oaktree

But a lot of the religions *want* you feeling repressed and guilty.


There are plenty of people in my own church that feel that way. Unfortunately they obsess about a particular (albeit inportant) doctrine like chastity and forget to exercise love, charity and mercy when a youth struggles with obedience to Gods law. Even worse they confuse obedience to them with obedience to Gods law.

The result is children who behave magnificently for them but are fornicating and foul when they aren't being watched.

I've always prayed that the absolute worst behavior my children ever exhibited was reserved for me and that they would be free enough and strong enough to do their best when left to their own devices.

The parents who think they have perfect children are sadly blind and often distant from them.

[I'm on a big soapbox today]

228 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:11:55pm

AMERICA'S SEXUAL RIGHT TURN
INSIGHT
2 June 1997

"In general, my generation is confused," says Christine O'Donnell, 27, head of the Saviors Alliance for Lifting the Truth, a Christian youth group that advocates sexual abstinence. "We're craving more conservative values, more boundaries." O'Donnell lectures at high schools about abstinence and says there always is a sigh of relief when teens hear that it's okay to wait. "A lot of these kids have never had anyone tell them no, and they want that," she explains.

Despite O'Donnell's modest success - she has been featured on MTV and will fence comedian Al Franken on an upcoming episode of Politically Incorrect - her mission, she says, is a struggle against the still-dominant liberal culture. "People are always talking about how bad the seventies were, but things in the popular culture have gotten much worse even since then. I grew up watching Laverne and Shirley, and Lenny and Squiggy never slept over. Now with shows like Friends or Married i With Children, sex is everywhere. I mean, can you imagine the minds that were raised on those shows?"

229 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:12:27pm

re: #220 HappyWarrior

And just when I thought the crazy couldn't get any crazier. Seriously, this woman is making Sharron Angle look sane.

I fully expect to see Republican Senate candidates who drool on themselves in the near future.

230 Bubblehead II  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:12:34pm

re: #218 darthstar

Just don't start to vibrate

231 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:12:45pm

re: #228 Gus 802

AMERICA'S SEXUAL RIGHT TURN
INSIGHT
2 June 1997

LOL.
Hey, lady, can you hear all the back in the 1950's?!?!

232 What, me worry?  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:13:03pm

re: #210 Obdicut

Yikes.

Anyone notice this?

It's this video, or did someone post it?

Back when Maher was funny and topical.

233 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:13:08pm

re: #221 ralphieboy

The trick is to remember that they are a gift from God and treat them accordingly.

the Hebrew prayer to bless wine?

234 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:13:27pm

re: #228 Gus 802

AMERICA'S SEXUAL RIGHT TURN
INSIGHT
2 June 1997

Pssht. I guess she never saw Star Trek reruns. Half of Kirk's sexual conquests weren't even human.

235 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:13:58pm

re: #172 McSpiff

Actually, we have a "sorta rule" in our house. Tell the missionaries we're quite happy with our own faith, but if they'd like to come in and have a cold lemonade and tell us about where they're from, we'd love to hear it. I'm having a hard time remember when we haven't had that offer accepted. Almost always get an interesting story out of it.


There is a scripture in our doctrine that talks about someone receiving God's blessings for kindness shown to the Missionaries. I hope you receive yours in a wonderful way.

Also- thank you. Somewhere there's a nice family in the Phillipines who offered my son a cold drink on a hot day. Since I can't thank them I'll thank you instead!

236 HappyWarrior  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:03pm

re: #229 JasonA

I fully expect to see Republican Senate candidates who drool on themselves in the near future.

"So what if he has rabies, he's not a socialist."

237 freetoken  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:22pm

re: #234 negativ

Pssht. I guess she never saw Star Trek reruns. Half of Kirk's sexual conquests weren't even human.

He seemed especially fond of green women, and androids.

238 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:27pm

re: #233 brookly red

the Hebrew prayer to bless wine?

I am more in favor of the Christian prayer to turn water into wine...

239 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:47pm

re: #227 DaddyG

There are plenty of people in my own church that feel that way. Unfortunately they obsess about a particular (albeit inportant) doctrine like chastity and forget to exercise love, charity and mercy when a youth struggles with obedience to Gods law. Even worse they confuse obedience to them with obedience to Gods law.

The result is children who behave magnificently for them but are fornicating and foul when they aren't being watched.

I've always prayed that the absolute worst behavior my children ever exhibited was reserved for me and that they would be free enough and strong enough to do their best when left to their own devices.

The parents who think they have perfect children are sadly blind and often distant from them.

[I'm on a big soapbox today]

Actually I also need to issue a correction.

The various religious philosophies do not want you being repressed and guilty.

A large chunk of the hierarchies that have established themselves based on those philosophies want you to feel repressed and guilty since that is a large basis of what empowers them and gives them control over people.

240 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:50pm
In Wilmington, Republican strategist Don Mell and his wife, Jeanne, who is a Democrat, walked across the street from Castle's party to Coons' primary watch party at a nearby pub. The couple donned Castle pins when they arrived at the Coons event and picked up one of the Democrat's yard signs.

"I'm not voting for that woman-she's crazy," Don Mell said. "There isn't going to be any discussion about that."


[Link: www.realclearpolitics.com...]

241 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:14:58pm

re: #205 WindUpBird

Unless a doctor tells me I have to stop, I'll never stop :D


Yeah that's kind of funny too. I induldged in Dr. Pepper until I was diagnosed with a funky heart valve. Now I'm uber-orthodox when it comes to caffiene. I have no choice.

242 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:15:01pm

re: #234 negativ

Pssht. I guess she never saw Star Trek reruns. Half of Kirk's sexual conquests weren't even human.

did you see Alien? now that was an STD!

243 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:16:31pm

re: #240 darthstar

[Link: www.realclearpolitics.com...]

Woohoo!

"I'm not voting for that woman-she's crazy."
Don Mell, Republican Strategist on Christine O'Donnell

244 Obdicut  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:16:37pm

re: #227 DaddyG

It's a good soapbox.

Parents really overestimate the direct effect they can have on their kids behavior. As you say, they can mainly just control that visible behavior around them.

Setting examples for kids and treating them with real respect, and not insulting their intelligence by thinking they can't get away with stuff behind your back if they want to-- that's key.

245 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:17:36pm

re: #197 Cato the Elder

I just don't trust anyone who ostentatiously denies having even harmless vices.


If they are verbally proclaiming their innocence there is a pretty good chance they struggle with that vice and are trying to prove it to themselves. As I gained mastery over some of my weaknesses over time I talked about them less and less.

There is still a laundry list I struggle with - but let's not talk about that. ;-)

246 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:17:37pm

Conservatives Trash Karl Rove After He Insists O'Donnell Says 'Nutty Things'

With the battle won by the ultra-right in Delaware, the national conservative pundits who backed Christine O'Donnell in last night's GOP Senate primary have turned on a man who is presumably one of their own: Karl "The Architect" Rove. After Rove bemoaned O'Donnell's nomination as the end of the GOP's chances to take back the Senate in a heated interview with Sean Hannity last night, pundits and tea partiers have slammed him as a traitor and even called for Fox News to suspend him as an on-air analyst.

I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but I just wanted to say... fuck you, Turdblossom. This is a monster you helped create. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

247 What, me worry?  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:18:05pm

re: #228 Gus 802

AMERICA'S SEXUAL RIGHT TURN
INSIGHT
2 June 1997

I grew up with Archie Bunker and we're not all racists!

Oh wait...

Ok, I grew up watching Lost in Space and we're not all aliens!

Oh wait...

Seriously, I wanted to marry Bill Mumy.

248 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:18:07pm

re: #238 ralphieboy

I am more in favor of the Christian prayer to turn water into wine...

but you really have to believe...

249 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:18:41pm

re: #237 freetoken

He seemed especially fond of green women, and androids.

Image: orioslav.jpg

Image: 2D_KOS-MOS_2.jpg

Nothing wrong with green women and androids.

250 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:18:52pm

re: #208 Bubblehead II

Caffeine may also have beneficial properties with regards to Dementia and Alzheimer's.

Caffeine May Slow Alzheimer's Disease and Other Dementias, Restore Cognitive Function, According to New Evidence


I hope that applies to the caffiene in chocolate!

251 freetoken  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:19:11pm

re: #246 JasonA

Here was Karl today:

252 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:19:39pm

The Craziest Things Christine O'Donnell Has Ever Said (PHOTOS)

"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust."

"We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we're having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS."

"You know, these are the kind of cheap, underhanded, un-manly tactics that we've come to expect from Obama's favorite Republican, Mike Castle [..] Mike, this is not a bake-off, get your man-pants on."

"God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills. The outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God."

"A candidate said several years ago, 'I'm not concerned the reason you vote for me as long as you vote for me.'"

"America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government."

253 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:19:51pm

re: #250 DaddyG

I hope that applies to the caffiene in chocolate!

yes, especially dark chocolate...

254 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:20:00pm

re: #246 JasonA

Conservatives Trash Karl Rove After He Insists O'Donnell Says 'Nutty Things'


I'm sure this has been mentioned already, but I just wanted to say... fuck you, Turdblossom. This is a monster you helped create. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.


Rove was, for all his inherent evil, a serious pragmatist: anything that produces desired results (winnning elections) is fair game.

Now he is seeing a form of hubris and disconnect that is going to cost his party elections and he is not pleased...

255 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:20:08pm

re: #237 freetoken

He seemed especially fond of green women, and androids.

It's a good thing the Starship Enterprise never made it to Avatar...Kirk would never get all that blue off his dick.

256 SpaceJesus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:21:17pm

i wonder what her dominatrix name is

257 Kronocide  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:21:19pm

re: #252 Gus 802

"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lustTHRUST you moran."

258 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:21:21pm

re: #181 Winny Spencer

It's also one of life's few real pleasures.


That's why she still drinks coke. :-)

259 darthstar  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:21:23pm

re: #254 ralphieboy

Rove was, for all his inherent evil, a serious pragmatist: anything that produces desired results (winnning elections) is fair game.

Now he is seeing a form of hubris and disconnect that is going to cost his party elections and he is not pleased...

It's all fun and games until you lose control of the extremists in your party you spent the last 10 years manipulating into doing your dirty work for you.

260 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:21:56pm

re: #249 Varek Raith

Image: orioslav.jpg

Image: 2D_KOS-MOS_2.jpg

Nothing wrong with green women and androids.

wouldn't androids count as very expensive blow up dolls?

261 Kronocide  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:22:50pm

O'Donnell speaks has Talibonics. I wonder what she thinks about Park51?

262 Varek Raith  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:23:20pm

re: #260 brookly red

wouldn't androids count as very expensive blow up dolls?

Well, that's why you buy the ones that can decimate armies in a matter of seconds.
;)

263 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:23:36pm

re: #260 brookly red

wouldn't androids count as very expensive blow up dolls?

It depends on their armament and the repercussions concerning who they blow up.

264 Ojoe  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:24:33pm
Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms

This kind of stuff has been happening since Day 1.

• • •

"Get a room"

"We're already in a room."

"Lose some weight."

—a Monty Python sketch.

265 brookly red  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:24:41pm

re: #262 Varek Raith

re: #263 oaktree

you 2 are proof that co-ed dorms are safe...

266 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:25:01pm

re: #234 negativ

Pssht. I guess she never saw Star Trek reruns. Half of Kirk's sexual conquests weren't even human.


Tribbles were an STD. /

267 Four More Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:25:38pm

re: #261 BigPapa

O'Donnell speaks has Talibonics. I wonder what she thinks about Park51?

I could give two shits what the candidate for Delaware thinks of a community center being built in my state. No hostility towards you, of course. This woman just makes my skin crawl.

268 calochortus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:27:38pm

re: #246 JasonA

I am reminded of the scene in Cabaret where the 3 protagonists have stopped at a beirgarten and the locals begin singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" in increasingly strident tones. Brian asks Maximillian if he still thinks he can control them... I think Rove and Fox News and all may be realizing that they are about to reap what they sowed, either with wackos taking over, or more likely with their side crashing and burning. Neither is a great outcome.

269 DaddyG  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:28:27pm

re: #248 brookly red

but you really have to believe...

Nah, you just need some grapevines, a big bucket and some time. Rain to grapes to juice to wine. Christ just hastened the process a bit for the wedding.

270 avanti  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:29:06pm

Paladino, the new conservative./

271 Bubblehead II  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:31:40pm

re: #250 DaddyG

Don't see why not. Caffeine is Caffeine regardless of the source. Like anything else, it is all in the dose.

Caffeine Content

Brewed coffee (8 oz) 60-120 mg
Dark chocolate (1 oz) 20 mg
Milk chocolate (1 oz) 6 mg

272 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:32:07pm

re: #260 brookly red

wouldn't androids count as very expensive blow up dolls?

I don't care.
Image: 3422227664_cba9aca555_b.jpg

273 Gus  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:40:53pm

Edwin Newman, TV Journalist, Dies at 91

Edwin Newman, the genteelly rumpled, genially grumpy NBC newsman who was equally famous as a stalwart defender of the honor of English, has died in Oxford, England. He was 91.

He died of pneumonia on Aug. 13, but the announcement was delayed until Wednesday so that the family could spend time grieving privately, his lawyer, Rupert Mead, said. He said that Mr. Newman and his wife had moved to England in 2007 to live closer to their daughter.

Mr. Newman, recognizable for his balding head and fierce dark eyebrows, was known to three decades of postwar television viewers for his erudition, droll wit and seemingly limitless penchant for puns. (There was, for example, the one about the man who blotted his wet shoes with newspapers, explaining, “These are The Times that dry men’s soles.”) He began his association with NBC in the early 1950s and was variously a correspondent, anchorman and critic there before retiring in 1984...

Image: 16newmanspan-cnd-sfSpan.jpg

274 engineer cat  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:46:20pm

re: #260 brookly red

wouldn't androids count as very expensive blow up dolls?

do androids dream of electric sex?

275 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:47:09pm

re: #274 engineer dog

do androids dream of electric sex?

According to Charlie Stross, yes.

276 Lidane  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:50:25pm

re: #159 Romantic Heretic

Oh, who's she kidding?

She's just pissed that she wasn't invited to the orgies back when she went to university. /

FTFY

She sounds like an ex-roomie of mine when I was in undergrad. I was social, going out all the time to parties with friends and the ex-roomie would get pissed because of it. I'd go out with the same people who wouldn't even think about inviting her along because she was an uptight Debbie Downer. Who wants that kind of a drag around when you're trying to have fun?

277 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 2:51:02pm

heh. Wiki has two entries for "Saturn's Children".

One is the Stross science fiction novel:
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

The second is a political science book:
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
subtitled: How the State devours Liberty, Prosperity, and Virtue

278 Steve Dutch  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:00:41pm

I lived in a coed dorm for two years in grad school. Nonstop orgies and kinkiness!

Sigh. Fantasy's over. It was just like any other apartment building. I did meet my wife during that time, but she lived in a different dorm.

279 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:06:40pm
and that the money would be better spent on teaching people how not to be gay.

Don't be born? (gee and here I thought these people were pro-life ;) )

280 Kruk  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:08:32pm

re: #278 SteveDutch

I lived in a coed dorm for two years in grad school. Nonstop orgies and kinkiness!

Sigh. Fantasy's over. It was just like any other apartment building. I did meet my wife during that time, but she lived in a different dorm.


Heh. Our former Prime Minister once did a great burn on an opponent. "He went to college after Free Love, and he's been disappointed ever since."

281 Republican  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:11:21pm

Just another religious-right nut using the politically ignorant to advance herself as a player.

282 Republican  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:30:45pm

The Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth (SALT)

The SALT, P.O. Box 46730, Los Angles, California, 90046-0730, United States
Website: [Link: www.thesalt.org...]
Sector: Nonprofit
Last updated: August 3, 2009
Contact person: Christine O'Donnell
----
One thing I'm confused about is what O'Donnell's scheme is with her fake .org. I copied the above from idealist.org---clearly showing that she was advertising a year ago using an address in LA--yet the link goes to a church in Wisconsin. And the branding says the SALT is newly formed, not ten years old.
What's her game?

283 scienceisreal  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:34:43pm

Where were the orgy rooms when I was in college? All we did in the dorms was study and play Half-Life.

284 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:36:07pm

re: #283 scienceisreal

Where were the orgy rooms when I was in college? All we did in the dorms was study and play Half-Life.

hahaha same here! I worked my ass off, played some games on the weekends

I love these people with no work ethic, no self-awareness, no education attempting to hold themselves up as our leaders

285 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:37:42pm

re: #268 calochortus

I am reminded of the scene in Cabaret where the 3 protagonists have stopped at a beirgarten and the locals begin singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" in increasingly strident tones. Brian asks Maximillian if he still thinks he can control them... I think Rove and Fox News and all may be realizing that they are about to reap what they sowed, either with wackos taking over, or more likely with their side crashing and burning. Neither is a great outcome.

I actually think them crashing and burning is a fantastic outcome

The Republican party is corrupt all the way through, it is terminal with these psychos, they need to essentially rebuild and if they win victories with these fools, they won't feel the need to rebuild

286 palomino  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 3:56:01pm

She's right. It's why I enjoyed college so much.

287 lostlakehiker  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 4:03:11pm
Dorm life has evolved into a blending of the sexes, from coed buildings to coed floors, coed bathrooms and now even coed rooms.

“What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage a trois rooms?” asked Christine O’Donnell, spokeswoman for the Intercollegiate Studies Institute in Wilmington, Del., which publishes a college guide.

All this coedness is outside normal life, said Miss O’Donnell. “Most average American adults don’t use coed bathrooms - if they had the option of a coed bathroom at a public restaurant, they wouldn’t choose it.” Coedness “is like a radical agenda forced on college students,” she said.


I well remember a conference I attended years back in which the bathrooms, showers and all, were coed. Man, what a time we had, the showers busy with folks getting all lathered up, the air steamy, hoo boy hotties everywhere!

Or maybe we just went about our business, kept our eyes and our hands to ourselves, and figured that the other floor's facilities had gone on the fritz and we needed to make do.

That said, there's a tension there that's absent when the facilities are segregated by sex. One needn't be so vigilant about just when and where what goes on and off and just how the towel is arranged.

288 Eclectic Infidel  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 7:45:26pm

re: #3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Coed Dorms Will Lead to Orgy Rooms...

THEY DAMN WELL BETTER!!!

Really. Sex is a much healthier alternative to the release of stress than shooting junk, snorting nose candy, and killing lung cells with tobacco and whacky tobacky.

289 CarleeCork  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 8:25:50pm

This video should be all by itself. I'm kind of new here, I don't know how to do things. But check this video out. Sorry if it's already been posted.

290 NC Gray  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 8:53:02pm

Doesn't it just suck, she's going to win...

291 CarleeCork  Wed, Sep 15, 2010 8:55:09pm

re: #290 NC Gray

Doesn't it just suck, she's going to win...


The same way sarah palin won? Sucker!

292 Areozol  Thu, Sep 16, 2010 12:01:38am

I have a feeling, that she is expressing her deeply-hidden sexual fantasies...

293 ClaudeMonet  Thu, Sep 16, 2010 12:09:52am

re: #212 MrSilverDragon

If a doctor told me to stop, I'd get a second opinion. If the other doctor told me to stop, I'd stop going to the doctors!

/

"I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He told me, 'OK, you're ugly, too!'"--Rodney Dangerfield

294 Yashmak  Thu, Sep 16, 2010 6:58:31am
Most average American adults don’t use coed bathrooms

So, she never uses the bathroom at home?

I wonder if she realizes that OMFGBBQ! My home bathroom is likely to lead to incestuous orgies!?!?!1111!


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