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1 Randall Gross  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:24:04pm

Wonderful and thanks - this is one to kick back and close your eyes while listening to Keith play.

2 engineer cat  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:32:16pm

jarrett soars above the conventions that it is all to easy to fall into for traditional ballads like this. so far from yet again recapitulating the lush harmonies that duke ellington wonderfully pioneered for these kinds of tunes many decades ago, as too many do, jarrett takes one chorus with only the simplest of harmonies in the left hand, while launching into inspired and transcendent runs in the right hand. the next chorus finds him adding subtle accents through unexpected replacement chords here and there, in his own voice, while at the same time striving for that simplest and most fundamental of embellishments - feeling the tune fully through his own heart

3 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:51:23pm

T%hat is just a beautiful song..Haunting and wistful to begin with and then huge scales with energy and combining the whole piece together...I love the way he builds the song...This reminds me of..
* Clinking of glasses..Spoken whispers..And smoke filled the air*
This is so jazz club...All we need now is Suzie Diamond sitting next to Kieth on the piano and singing the song in a hot Smokey sultry voice...
/I should have been a producer..But Springtime for Hitler really messed my career up.
/

4 Charles Johnson  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:51:43pm

I had to listen to this a second time. About halfway through you can see his right hand clearly as he rips into one of those runs, and his technique is just incredible. His hand barely seems to move as all these notes pour out, perfectly articulated.

He's always been one of the most gifted pianists in modern jazz.

5 Charles Johnson  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:56:06pm

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

6 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:57:26pm

re: #4 Charles

I had to listen to this a second time. About halfway through you can see his right hand clearly as he rips into one of those runs, and his technique is just incredible. His hand barely seems to move as all these notes pour out, perfectly articulated.

He's always been one of the most gifted pianists in modern jazz.

I always considered McCoy Tyner to be the greatest jazz pianist of all time...

7 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:58:21pm

re: #5 Charles

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

It's beautiful. The photos look great with all that white around them. The butterfly popped out!

8 prairiefire  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 4:58:26pm

re: #5 Charles

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

Thanks, Charles. The LGF Pages are a great feature.

9 reine.de.tout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:04:18pm

re: #5 Charles

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

Very very nice!

10 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:07:58pm

re: #9 reine.de.tout

Reine! Did LSU win? I just got home and settled.

11 reine.de.tout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:08:38pm

re: #10 Stanley Sea

Reine! Did LSU win? I just got home and settled.


GAme's still on.

9-nothing, LSU.

12 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:09:39pm

Don't Worry 'Bout Me - Ted Koehler 1938

Don't worry 'bout me
I'll get along
Forget about me
Be happy my love

Let's say that our little show is over
And so the story ends
Why not call it a day, the sensible way
And still be friends

Look out for yourself
Should be the rule
Give your heart and your love, to whomever you love
Don't be a fool

Darling why stop to cling, to some fading thing
That used to be
If you can forget
Don't you worry 'bout me

13 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:10:23pm

We had a good game! Go LSU!

14 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:12:06pm

re: #5 Charles

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

Spiffy!

15 Targetpractice  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:15:07pm

Evenin', fellow lizards. What's the good word?

16 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:17:49pm

Today's uber-stupidity: ESPN's broadcast of the Texas Tech/UT game is BLACKED OUT in Lubbock, even though the game has been SOLD OUT for weeks.
Lubbock viewers get Notre Dame/MSU. I will predict that nobody, literally not one person, in Lubbock will watch the latter game.
I don't know whose call this is, the cable company, ESPN, or TTU itself, but whoever it is needs a pink slip.

17 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:17:51pm

Jazz Standards Songs and Instrumentals (Don't Worry 'Bout Me)

Pianist/composer Rube Bloom and lyricist Ted Koehler’s hit number was introduced by vocalist/bandleader Cab Calloway in the Cotton Club Parade of 1939. Hal Kemp’s version hit the charts that same year:

* Hal Kemp and His Orchestra (1939, Bob Allen, vocal, #5)
* Frank Sinatra (1954, vocal, #17)

18 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:18:12pm

This year's Tea Party convention has been canceled.....
About that Tea Party convention… canceled

....I put in a call to the Mirage hotel and asked if I could book a room in their block for the event. Turns out the room block had been canceled and the Mirage had no record of the event.

So there you have it, the much hyped Tea Party Unity Convention is now completely canceled. Maybe they shouldn’t have paid Sarah Palin $100,000 to keynote the first event and they might have had a little more staying power financially.

19 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:20:48pm

re: #5 Charles

The LGF Pages redesign is complete...

One last little request.

I can haz cookie for showing more than 10 at a time?

20 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:21:32pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel

Today's uber-stupidity: ESPN's broadcast of the Texas Tech/UT game is BLACKED OUT in Lubbock, even though the game has been SOLD OUT for weeks.
Lubbock viewers get Notre Dame/MSU. I will predict that nobody, literally not one person, in Lubbock will watch the latter game.
I don't know whose call this is, the cable company, ESPN, or TTU itself, but whoever it is needs a pink slip.

UT 7-0 over Tech to start the game..Not good

21 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:22:37pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

One last little request.

I can haz cookie for showing more than 10 at a time?

There's a selection for that at the top of the page. Works for me.

22 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:22:49pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel

Gotta go to the sports bar.

Or Yahoosports.com. Sometimes it's there.

23 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:24:27pm

re: #19 wrenchwench

ww, there's always the option of going to the actual Pages Tab. 100 can be shown.

24 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:24:40pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel

Today's uber-stupidity: ESPN's broadcast of the Texas Tech/UT game is BLACKED OUT in Lubbock, even though the game has been SOLD OUT for weeks.
Lubbock viewers get Notre Dame/MSU. I will predict that nobody, literally not one person, in Lubbock will watch the latter game.
I don't know whose call this is, the cable company, ESPN, or TTU itself, but whoever it is needs a pink slip.

I don't get it. MLB blacks out home Rockies and home Mariners games here in this part of ID.

Hey honey, want to go see the game tonight? Oh, wait a minute; its f'n 600 miles to Denver (or Seattle). I don't think we can make it in time.

25 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:25:02pm

re: #21 Killgore Trout

There's a selection for that at the top of the page. Works for me.

Yes, but it needs to be reselected at each visit. I would like it to remember my selection between visits--unless I eatz mai whole cookie.

26 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:25:57pm

Pope threat update: Scotland Yard frees 6 arrested without charges - NBC

27 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:26:29pm

re: #26 Stanley Sea

Pope threat update: Scotland Yard frees 6 arrested without charges - NBC

Good news.

28 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:27:04pm

Don’t Worry ’bout Me « Songbook

Lots of nice stuff there.

29 Varek Raith  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:27:46pm

re: #26 Stanley Sea

Pope threat update: Scotland Yard frees 6 arrested without charges - NBC

Not Islamoterristsfascists?
Damn...
...I mean... damn.
/wingnut

30 Kruk  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:28:00pm

Today's GOP Crazy Fail: Montana GOP wants to make homosexuality illegal

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

31 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:29:11pm

re: #29 Varek Raith

Not Islamoterristsfascists?
Damn...
...I mean... damn.
/wingnut

You know, you see the hope when people post it.

I hope things are FUCKED UP. It will justify my fear.

32 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:30:03pm

re: #30 Kruk

Today's GOP Crazy Fail: Montana GOP wants to make homosexuality illegal

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Oy. Doesn't anyone realize you cannot legislate behavior?

33 Varek Raith  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:30:39pm

re: #30 Kruk

Today's GOP Crazy Fail: Montana GOP wants to make homosexuality illegal

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

I'm gonna make stupidity illegal.
/

34 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:31:29pm

re: #30 Kruk

Today's GOP Crazy Fail: Montana GOP wants to make homosexuality illegal

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

Hateful hateful fellow American. :(

35 reine.de.tout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:32:38pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Yes, but it needs to be reselected at each visit. I would like it to remember my selection between visits--unless I eatz mai whole cookie.

picky, picky, picky!

36 Varek Raith  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:33:53pm

re: #35 reine.de.tout

picky, picky, picky!

Who could be picky about a cookie?!?!
/All I saw was "cookie".
COOKIE!
I'm hungry.

37 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:34:28pm

re: #33 Varek Raith

I'm gonna make stupidity illegal.
/

Hey! Not so fast.

Oh. Not talk'n to me. Never mind.

38 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:35:11pm

Clemson is going to town on Auburn. Interception with 1:28 left in the half, and they just threw for a touchdown. 17-0 now.

39 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:35:31pm

re: #33 Varek Raith

I'm gonna make stupidity illegal.
/

I'm thinking about requiring licensure for being a wingnut. This way the have to take a 24 hour test (broken into 3 sessions). Once they pass they can have a license and stamp and call themselves a Licensed Wingnut (LW). We'll have to form state boards (such as Colorado Board of Licensed Wingnuts) and a Federal department (Federal Wingnut Administration - FWA). Anyone caught practicing wingnuttery without a license shall be fined a minimum of $5,000 and serve a minimum of 5 years.

//

40 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:36:12pm

re: #35 reine.de.tout

picky, picky, picky!

At least I'm also appreciative.

41 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:37:26pm

re: #38 darthstar

Clemson is going to town on Auburn. Interception with 1:28 left in the half, and they just threw for a touchdown. 17-0 now.

Auburn Tigers? War Eagles? Plainsmen?

weakkk (biased, oh yes)

42 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:37:48pm

re: #39 Gus 802

I'm thinking about requiring licensure for being a wingnut. This way the have to take a 24 hour test (broken into 3 sessions). Once they pass they can have a license and stamp and call themselves a Licensed Wingnut (LW). We'll have to form state boards (such as Colorado Board of Licensed Wingnuts) and a Federal department (Federal Wingnut Administration - FWA). Anyone caught practicing wingnuttery without a license shall be fined a minimum of $5,000 and serve a minimum of 5 years.

//

Just another example of the government on the back of the average citizen wingnut. Trying to control entery into the trade.

43 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:38:27pm

re: #30 Kruk

Okay, so at least one Republican in Montana isn't secretly blowing dudes in bathrooms. Good for you, Senator Brueggeman...

"I looked at that and said, 'You've got to be kidding me,'" state Sen. John Brueggeman, R-Polson, said last week. "Should it get taken out? Absolutely. Does anybody think we should be arresting homosexual people? If you take that stand, you really probably shouldn't be in the Republican Party."

It's not the same Republican party any more, if you haven't noticed.

44 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:39:35pm

re: #41 Stanley Sea

Auburn Tigers? War Eagles? Plainsmen?

weakkk (biased, oh yes)

I've always liked Auburn (just because I like the word "Auburn"). I've also been a fan of Clemson (same reason)...when it comes to college ball, there's only one team I really love (and it's because of their mascot): The Maryland Terrapins.

45 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:43:21pm

re: #44 darthstar

I've always liked Auburn (just because I like the word "Auburn"). I've also been a fan of Clemson (same reason)...when it comes to college ball, there's only one team I really love (and it's because of their mascot): The Maryland Terrapins.

I alway kind of like Oregon State for the same reason.

47 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:43:42pm

re: #42 compound idaho

Just another example of the government on the back of the average citizen wingnut. Trying to control entery into the trade.

There will have to be unions. The American Federation of Wingnuts and Congress of Butthurt Organizations (AFW-CBO) and the United Wingnut Workers (UWW).

We'll also need another Federal department for the frequent rhetorical and factual accidents that will occur on land, sea and air: The National Wignuttery Safety Board (NWSB).

//

48 Escaped Hillbilly  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:44:27pm

re: #32 PhillyPretzel

Oy. Doesn't anyone realize you cannot legislate behavior?

Wait. This is incredibly stupid and even the GOP is saying so. But if you can't legislate behavior, what can you legislate? Aren't all crimes aimed at behavior? I mean, thinking about killing someone isn't illegal. The act of murder is a crime.

49 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:45:09pm

re: #46 Varek Raith

Image: 5ff47b10-6c8f-4c8b-8657-8fe0992f8c3a.jpg

Look at all the Higgins ducklings!

50 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:46:03pm

re: #47 Gus 802

There will have to be unions. The American Federation of Wingnuts and Congress of Butthurt Organizations (AFW-CBO) and the United Wingnut Workers (UWW).

We'll also need another Federal department for the frequent rhetorical and factual accidents that will occur on land, sea and air: The National Wignuttery Safety Board (NWSB).

//

But what if I want to go be a wingnut at my neighbors house for the evening, or in my own house compound for that matter. Will I need a license?

52 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:48:06pm

re: #50 compound idaho

But what if I want to go be a wingnut at my neighbors house for the evening, or in my own house compound for that matter. Will I need a license?

That would be fine. If one wants to practice wingnuttery without a license though they can't call themselves a wingnut. Otherwise they'll get an order to cease and desist from the state wingnut board.

//

53 RadicalModerate  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:50:11pm

A friend of mine just forwarded a link to a new T-shirt that is apparently fairy popular at zazzle nowadays. As he is an African-American, needless to say, he was mightily pissed off that this was getting wide exposure and distribution.

[Link: www.zazzle.com...]

(not linking to the shirt directly - just the site itself, because its racist as all hell) - It's the third item on the list, if you can't tell.

54 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:50:26pm
55 What, me worry?  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:50:45pm

re: #43 darthstar

Okay, so at least one Republican in Montana isn't secretly blowing dudes in bathrooms. Good for you, Senator Brueggeman...

It's not the same Republican party any more, if you haven't noticed.

That was worth a giggle. I got this vision of Brokeback Mountain for some reason.

56 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:50:57pm

re: #54 Stanley Sea

hahaha YEAH

See. I had to read that twice.

58 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:52:13pm

re: #53 RadicalModerate

A friend of mine just forwarded a link to a new T-shirt that is apparently fairy popular at zazzle nowadays. As he is an African-American, needless to say, he was mightily pissed off that this was getting wide exposure and distribution.

[Link: www.zazzle.com...]

(not linking to the shirt directly - just the site itself, because its racist as all hell) - It's the third item on the list, if you can't tell.

ugh.

60 What, me worry?  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:53:15pm

re: #53 RadicalModerate

A friend of mine just forwarded a link to a new T-shirt that is apparently fairy popular at zazzle nowadays. As he is an African-American, needless to say, he was mightily pissed off that this was getting wide exposure and distribution.

[Link: www.zazzle.com...]

(not linking to the shirt directly - just the site itself, because its racist as all hell) - It's the third item on the list, if you can't tell.

Who's the new Hope? Is that Donny Osmond?

61 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:54:00pm

re: #53 RadicalModerate

A friend of mine just forwarded a link to a new T-shirt that is apparently fairy popular at zazzle nowadays. As he is an African-American, needless to say, he was mightily pissed off that this was getting wide exposure and distribution.

[Link: www.zazzle.com...]

(not linking to the shirt directly - just the site itself, because its racist as all hell) - It's the third item on the list, if you can't tell.

What a bunch of racist, bigoted choads...

62 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:54:48pm

re: #45 compound idaho

I alway kind of like Oregon State for the same reason.

Is there any other reason to like a college team? re: #53 RadicalModerate

That's pretty bad...but I do like the Palin 2012-2014 1/2 - Traditional Values. Less Traditional Dedication bumpersticker.

63 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:55:17pm

re: #51 Varek Raith

Image: ad5f50b3-edd8-4937-9ce4-6e2b926bf583.jpg

That just works on so many levels ;-P

64 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:55:33pm

re: #62 darthstar

I hate when I forget to hit post then respond to a second comment.

65 What, me worry?  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:56:26pm

re: #64 darthstar

I hate when I forget to hit post then respond to a second comment.

You're more efficient than the rest of us.

66 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:57:55pm

Incoming! Anyone post this yet?

Suspect sets fire to house, surrenders in Texas standoff, police say

(CNN) -- A man accused of shooting a civilian and two law enforcement officers turned himself in after setting his home on fire Saturday afternoon, Texas police said.

Victor White, 55, faces two counts of attempted capital murder, and Trooper John Barton of the state Department of Public Safety said more charges were possible as the investigation continues. White turned himself in about 2 p.m., almost a day after police say he shot the three men on his property in west Odessa.

"Just after setting his house on fire for some reason we don't know at this time, he walked toward one of our law enforcement armored vehicles and gave himself up," Barton said.

White was taken to Medical Center Hospital where he was being treated for burns.

Though authorities are still trying to determine what precipitated the incident, Barton said police allege White has links to white supremacist organizations and to the separatist group Republic of Texas, which was involved in 1997's Fort Davis Resort standoff.

White's 3- to 4-acre property was littered with trash and included a trailer, abandoned vehicles and a dirt mound, which Barton described as fortress-like and equipped with trenches and "fighting positions."

"He pretty much lived off the grid," Barton said.

Continues.

67 RadicalModerate  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:58:01pm

re: #60 marjoriemoon

Who's the new Hope? Is that Donny Osmond?

Are you referring to the "A New Hope" poster?

If so, you fail Star Wars forever.

68 Cato the Elder  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 5:58:17pm

Hear how quiet it is?

That's the sound of millions of Americans not fucking their brains out on a Saturday night, thanks to bitty witch's warnings about sex.

Thank you, Christine. Maybe I can get some reading in tonight.

69 darthstar  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:00:09pm

re: #68 Cato the Elder

Hear how quiet it is?

That's the sound of millions of Americans not fucking their brains out on a Saturday night, thanks to bitty witch's warnings about sex.

Thank you, Christine. Maybe I can get some reading in tonight.

Might I suggest Penthouse Forum?

70 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:00:30pm

re: #68 Cato the Elder

Hear how quiet it is?

That's the sound of millions of Americans not fucking their brains out on a Saturday night, thanks to bitty witch's warnings about sex.

Thank you, Christine. Maybe I can get some reading in tonight.

Still early on the wild west coast. We'll make up for it.

71 Gus  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:00:54pm

BIAB...

72 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:01:05pm

White's 3- to 4-acre property compound was littered with trash and included a trailer, abandoned vehicles and a dirt mound, which Barton described as fortress-like and equipped with trenches and "fighting positions."

"He pretty much lived off the grid," Barton said.

73 jaunte  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:03:20pm

re: #66 Gus 802

A dirt-mound fort? Those are fun if you're 10, not really age appropriate at 55.

74 Varek Raith  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:04:13pm

re: #73 jaunte

A dirt-mound fort? Those are fun if you're 10, not really age appropriate at 55.

A dirt mound a citadel does not make.

75 Stanghazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:04:24pm

re: #73 jaunte

A dirt-mound fort? Those are fun if you're 10, not really age appropriate at 55.

Meth. betcha anything.

76 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:05:14pm

re: #73 jaunte

A dirt-mound fort compound ? Those are fun if you're 10, not really age appropriate at 55.

77 What, me worry?  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:06:21pm

re: #67 RadicalModerate

Are you referring to the "A New Hope" poster?

If so, you fail Star Wars forever.

I think it was a t-shirt, but yea, I figured it was someone I should know.

78 Cato the Elder  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:07:05pm

re: #72 compound idaho

Isn't there a magazine called "Compound Interest" for these types?

79 What, me worry?  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:08:28pm

re: #68 Cato the Elder

Hear how quiet it is?

That's the sound of millions of Americans not fucking their brains out on a Saturday night, thanks to bitty witch's warnings about sex.

Thank you, Christine. Maybe I can get some reading in tonight.

After listening to Ms. Christine's thoughts on how masturbation is adultery, my husband admitted to me that he's been unfaithful. Oh my.

80 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:08:44pm

re: #69 darthstar

Might I suggest Penthouse Forum?

"Dear Penthouse..."

81 Varek Raith  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:08:50pm

re: #78 Cato the Elder

Isn't there a magazine called "Compound Interest" for these types?

I get "Doom Fortresses Monthly".

82 Killgore Trout  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:09:02pm

Update: Senate hopeful O'Donnell cancels national TV spots

Tea party favorite Christine O'Donnell, whose Republican primary upset in Delaware's Senate race shocked the GOP, canceled appearances Sunday on two national news shows.

O'Donnell had been set to appear on "Face the Nation" on CBS and "Fox News Sunday."

Campaign spokeswoman Diana Banister cited scheduling conflicts and said O'Donnell needed to return to Delaware for commitments to church events and afternoon picnic with Republicans in a key county where she has solid backing.


Picnic!

83 Escaped Hillbilly  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:09:03pm

re: #76 compound idaho

What they described is not a compound. The wacko at Waco had a compound. This guy had a piece of ground that looks like most of the homes in rural Texas, a trailer, old cars, dirt mounds to shoot into...not at all odd in the southwest. Is there any more info on this turd who shoots cops?

84 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:09:41pm

re: #79 marjoriemoon

After listening to Ms. Christine's thoughts on how masturbation is adultery, my husband admitted to me that he's been unfaithful. Oh my.

Only if he used his left hand.

85 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:11:03pm

re: #84 compound idaho

Only if he used his left hand.

or pinky out. That's like someone else is doing it.

86 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:11:09pm

re: #84 compound idaho

Only if he used his left hand.

The Stranger, huh?

87 Escaped Hillbilly  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:11:15pm

re: #79 marjoriemoon

After listening to Ms. Christine's thoughts on how masturbation is adultery, my husband admitted to me that he's been unfaithful. Oh my.

Heard a comedienne, "I aint saying I do it a lot. But if I have a kid, he's gonna look a lot like me."

88 compound idaho  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:12:06pm

re: #86 talon_262

The Stranger, huh?

Don't ask why I know so much about this topic.

89 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:12:58pm

re: #82 Killgore Trout

Update: Senate hopeful O'Donnell cancels national TV spots


Picnic!

Yeahhhh, a picnic...that's the ticket!

/

90 researchok  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:13:43pm

re: #81 Varek Raith

I get "Doom Fortresses Monthly".

Check this out

91 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:14:43pm

re: #81 Varek Raith

I get "Doom Fortresses Monthly".

Was the Death Star plans bought out of that, because the Emperor and Darth Vader got cheated...

92 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:17:31pm

re: #90 researchok

Check this out

Man, that website is straight outta the 90s...

93 researchok  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:18:48pm

re: #92 talon_262

Man, that website is straight outta the 90s...

Check out the 'Products'...

94 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:22:15pm

re: #89 talon_262

Yeahhh, a picnic...that's the ticket!

/

Will there be a bloody altar?

95 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:25:04pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

Will there be a bloody altar?

Only after dark...

96 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:25:14pm

Sitting in a hotel with my guitar on a moving truck.. I just wrote a new song...
And like all my words..You can't google them like a college student on the Internet..They are always 100% original
here we go..Give me a minute..I need a cool title..mmmmm
*wink*

97 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:27:20pm

Holes in my Skin
By the Hoopster…
(Yes..I’m bored )
Key of A

You know there is a time when you gotta go
There is a time when you just gotta leave
There is a time to love..And there is a time to leave the scene
There is a time to slam the door..There is a time to say hello
There is a time to stay and a time to go
Time to lose your faith
And a time to believe

I got holes in my skin
I got holes in my eyes
I got holes in my soul
but it’s only right to go go go oh no

I got time on the table
But it’s almost gone
I got a life to live
But really not for very long
I got nothing to give
You gave me the short..I gave you the Long
I got holes in my skin
..And I’m starting to bleed
I got holes in my story
I tell her as I leave
She left a hole in my skin
She left a hole in my soul

98 Digital Display  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:42:38pm

re: #97 HoosierHoops

Chorus rewrite
I got holes in my skin
I got holes in my eyes
I got holes in my soul
but it's no surprise
I got holes in my life
Caused by strife
over me....
I got holes in this world
but It's only right
I got holes in my skin
Ready for a fight
Bleeding over in the streets..It's looking grim

/OK I can't write without my guitar.I almost give up
You believes that?
Crap..Help..This song is on the tip of my dumb brain...

99 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 6:59:47pm

re: #82 Killgore Trout

Update: Senate hopeful O'Donnell cancels national TV spots


Picnic!

I'LL BRING THE SATAN MERLOT

100 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Sep 18, 2010 7:17:22pm

I'll see your Keith Jarrett and raise you a Mike Keneally

and as a bonus, here's Mike playing a couple of Steve Vai tunes on solo piano.

Sisters

Die to Live


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