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1 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:15:25pm

It’s getting harder to parody this.

2 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:16:20pm

Pam thinks her coffee being served too hot or cold is part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

3 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:17:43pm

“She said death to somebody or other, but it don’t make no difference. She’s always sayin’ death to somebody she don’t like.”

4 HappyWarrior  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:18:39pm

Muy loco mujer.

5 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:20:12pm

CBS, yes of course, part of the agenda. Booga booga Pam.

Is she making money off of this?

6 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:20:12pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s getting harder to parody this.

Yes it is. I spewed water on my monitor laughing when I saw Charles’ tweet on this…

7 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:20:20pm

re: #4 HappyWarrior

Muy loco mujer.

Mujer muy loca.

8 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:20:48pm

Is crazy Pam aware of who owns a major interest the GOP’s best buddy Fox news? Hint: It isn’t a bunch of Buddhists.

9 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:21:04pm

Call me crazy, but the Islamic Supremacist Agendas are crawling around behind my eyes again.

10 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:22:02pm

If the mass of crazy begins to spiral inward will it create a Whack Hole?

11 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:22:04pm

What, what, what is she wearing!

That’s a fashion crime.

12 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:22:40pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

She parodies herself, when she opens her mouth.

13 HappyWarrior  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:24:01pm

re: #7 SanFranciscoZionist

Mujer muy loca.

Damn and just as I thought was getting the hang of the language but si and gracias and buenas noches.

14 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:24:06pm

re: #10 Decatur Deb

If the mass of crazy begins to spiral inward will it create a Whack Hole?

They say that no sanity can escape the event horizon of a whack hole.

15 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:24:21pm

It’s like mad libs for leathery racists

Pamela Geller believes Lady Gaga is part of the Islamic-Progressive Broadcasting Junta

16 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:24:34pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s getting harder to parody this.

I don’t even think it can be parodied. It’s just sick and outlandish.

17 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:25:10pm

Pamela Geller believes arugula is part of the African-American-Islamic-vegetable-industrial-complex

18 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:25:22pm

I see Pam’s going for the Farrah look. She’s nostalgic like that.

19 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:26:27pm

Pamela Geller believes Will and Grace are part of the homosexual-mass-media Islamic-Satanic Alliance

20 Taqyia2Me  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:27:06pm

re: #15 WindUpBird

Junta has been called!

21 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:27:23pm

re: #14 Thanos

They say that no sanity can escape the event horizon of a whack hole.

Not inside the Chuck-e-Cheeserakhar Limit.

22 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:27:40pm

re: #11 Alouette

What, what, what is she wearing!

That’s a fashion crime.

She looks like an extra on Dynasty

23 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:27:57pm

re: #18 theheat

I see Pam’s going for the Farrah look. She’s nostalgic like that.

Her stylist told her, it flattered the shape of her face!
(I do WISH I was kidding, but I bet it’s true!)

24 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:28:19pm

re: #13 HappyWarrior

Damn and just as I thought was getting the hang of the language but si and gracias and buenas noches.

First the noun, then its modifiers, and remember that adjectives are gendered.

25 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:28:23pm

YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR, TAKE HER AWAY!
Crazy lady is crazy.

26 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:28:34pm

But.. But… Farrah Fawcett hair!
//

Good grief.
Those pearls looked better in the oyster.

27 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:29:07pm

re: #19 WindUpBird

It’s all about bringing the buhttsex to Real American™ family television. Much like I welcomed Satan in our home when Little Heat listened to Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie.

28 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:29:14pm

re: #18 theheat

GMTA ya beat me to it…

29 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:29:32pm

Pamela Geller believes Willie Nelson, Volkswagen, and Pearl Jam are part of the Islamic-biofuel occult-diesel trifecta

30 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:29:55pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s getting harder to parody this.


Climb aboard the Geller crazy train:

On Fox, Geller falsely claimed Obama gave “seminars in Sharia finance” a week “after he nationalized some banks.”

On MSNBC, Geller falsely claimed NYC mosque is scheduled to open on 9-11-11.
Geller absurdly compares NYC mosque to building a KKK “shrine” near black Alabama church.

On CNN and The O’Reilly Factor, Geller falsely claimed the NYC mosque would be “looking down on the sacred ground of Ground Zero.”

Geller: Obama “is a third worlder and a coward” who’s “appeas[ing] his Islamic overlords.”

Geller: Liberal Jews are “lost souls,” “self-hating wretches.”

Geller on Obama’s Israel policy: “Jews Refuse to Get on Obama’s Trains.”

Geller on transgender Obama appointee: “What a freak show this presidency is.”

Geller: Obama “wants jihad to win. That’s what he is doing.”

Geller called Democrats “National Socialists.”

Geller: Senate Democrats supporting health care reform voted “to rape the American people.”
[Link: mediamatters.org…]

31 Mr Pancakes  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:30:05pm

re: #13 HappyWarrior

Damn and just as I thought was getting the hang of the language but si and gracias and buenas noches.

I can give you a little tip……. usually the feminine term will end in “a”, and however we say it in English…. reverse it.

32 Nick Schroeder  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:30:09pm

There has to be some kind of watershed moment for all of this… a sort of ‘but, you’re naked’ style comeuppance where even the poor rubes who buy into this shit suddenly realize how retarded it is. It’s depressing that we haven’t crossed that moment yet, but if we aren’t right on the cusp of it, the human race is probably doomed.

33 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:30:22pm

re: #27 theheat

It’s all about bringing the buhttsex to Real American™ family television. Much like I welcomed Satan in our home when Little Heat listened to Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie.

hah :D

(I went to a Rob Zombie show, it was pretty great with the three story tall skull on stage with searchlight eyes)

34 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:30:24pm

re: #25 Varek Raith

YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR, TAKE HER AWAY!
Crazy lady is crazy.

Send out a distress call, and then report that all her brain calls were killed.

/Stay on Target!

35 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:31:06pm

re: #22 WindUpBird

It’s soft core fundie yanking poster material.

36 Kruk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:31:29pm

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Pam thinks her coffee being served too hot or cold is part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

According to Wikipedia:

“The earliest credible evidence of cofee drinking comes from the 15th century in the Sufi monastaries of Yemen in southern Arabia….”

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

Aiyeeeee! We’re being programmed with each cup we drink!

37 freetoken  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:31:31pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s getting harder to parody this.

When someone who is described as being paranoid about conspiracies defends herself claiming that description is part of a conspiracy - then we’ve reached an infinitely recursive loop in the program and there’s no way out.

38 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:32:06pm

Pamela Geller reports Senate Democrats are attempting to violate the chastity of God-Fearing Christian America with a massive conceptual dildo made with rhetorical silicone and blessed by Anton LaVey

39 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:32:34pm

re: #37 freetoken

GOP Mobius strip of stupid, which is as close to “science” as they care to dabble.

40 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:32:51pm

re: #37 freetoken

When someone who is described as being paranoid about conspiracies defends herself claiming that description is part of a conspiracy - then we’ve reached an infinitely recursive loop in the program and there’s no way out.

Maybe we could put her on a wheel, like a hamster, the crazy could solve our energy woes

41 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:32:55pm

re: #32 Nick Schroeder

There has to be some kind of watershed moment for all of this… a sort of ‘but, you’re naked’ style comeuppance where even the poor rubes who buy into this shit suddenly realize how retarded it is. It’s depressing that we haven’t crossed that moment yet, but if we aren’t right on the cusp of it, the human race is probably doomed.

Unlikely. The person who said it would be immediately excommunicated as a RINO.

42 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:33:01pm

re: #37 freetoken

Who told you to say that!!?

43 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:33:18pm

re: #35 theheat

It’s soft core fundie yanking poster material.

Fundie Yanking is a fantastic turn of phrase :D

44 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:34:07pm

re: #29 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller believes Willie Nelson, Volkswagen, and Pearl Jam are part of the Islamic-biofuel occult-diesel trifecta

Our own Jeff Foxworthy clone!

45 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:34:41pm

re: #38 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller reports Senate Democrats are attempting to violate the chastity of God-Fearing Christian America with a massive conceptual dildo made with rhetorical silicone and blessed by Anton LaVey

Ix-nay on the LaVey. Witches are cool on the right this week.

46 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:34:45pm

She’s emulating her mentor, Saul Alinsky…. she’s working hard to become Pamela Geller, Hate Community Organizer…

47 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:34:45pm

re: #38 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller reports Senate Democrats are attempting to violate the chastity of God-Fearing Christian America with a massive conceptual dildo made with rhetorical silicone and blessed by Anton LaVey

O_o

Lol

48 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:35:16pm

re: #44 marjoriemoon

Our own Jeff Foxworthy clone!

“I grew up so deep blue collar that my mother had to wash my shirts separately on cold.”

I love that line, and my husband still doesn’t get it.

49 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:35:32pm

re: #30 jaunte

Making friends and influencing people!

50 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:35:58pm

ok so that last one needed a rimshot…

51 rwmofo  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:35:59pm

I haven’t perused through the Media Matters web site before, but clearly all they do is watch Fox News. Well, at least they’re hearing both sides of the story.

52 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:36:32pm

re: #51 rwmofo

Lol.

53 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:36:55pm

re: #36 Kruk

According to Wikipedia:

“The earliest credible evidence of cofee drinking comes from the 15th century in the Sufi monastaries of Yemen in southern Arabia…”

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

Aiyeee! We’re being programmed with each cup we drink!

And then for the connoisseur, there is catshit coffee.

54 Mr Pancakes  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:37:00pm

re: #48 SanFranciscoZionist

“I grew up so deep blue collar that my mother had to wash my shirts separately on cold.”

I love that line, and my husband still doesn’t get it.

I always liked…… “You know you’re a redneck when your only form of ID is your belt-buckle.”

55 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:37:02pm

re: #38 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller reports Senate Democrats are attempting to violate the chastity of God-Fearing Christian America with a massive conceptual dildo made with rhetorical silicone and blessed by Anton LaVey

(You really need to fit Christine into that, you know!)

56 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:37:27pm

re: #49 marjoriemoon

It’s all true, I saw it on the internet.

57 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:37:50pm

re: #46 Thanos

She’s emulating her mentor, Saul Alinsky… she’s working hard to become Pamela Geller, Hate Community Organizer…

She’s not Alinsky. Saul Alinsky had a functioning sense of humor, and it helped him a great deal. Geller is just an energizer bunny of hate.

58 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:38:15pm

re: #56 jaunte

It’s all true, I saw it on the internet.

The internet is part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

59 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:38:48pm

re: #56 jaunte

It’s all true, I saw it on the internet.

The Internet? Is that still around?
-Homer Simpson

60 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:39:04pm

re: #51 rwmofo

I haven’t perused through the Media Matters web site before, but clearly all they do is watch Fox News. Well, at least they’re hearing both sides of the story.

Fox is partially owned by a Saudi Prince Terror Funder!
I saw it on Fox!
Well, not the part that he owned part of the station.

61 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:39:26pm

re: #57 Dark_Falcon

She’s not Alinsky. Saul Alinsky had a functioning sense of humor, and it helped him a great deal. Geller is just an energizer bunny of hate.

I have no idea if Alinsky had a sense of humor or not. But upding for ‘Energizer bunny of hate’.

62 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:40:35pm

re: #59 HoosierHoops

The Internet? Is that still around?
-Homer Simpson


It’s right here next to the icebox.

63 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:40:42pm

re: #61 SanFranciscoZionist

I have no idea if Alinsky had a sense of humor or not. But upding for ‘Energizer bunny of hate’.

What she said.

64 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:41:46pm

Sure, because of all those Muslims who run CBS. WTF is she talking about?

If anything, the CBS piece on her last nite was too kind. There was no mention of her theory that Obama is a foreign national working to destroy America from within. Nor did they refer to her most caustic statements about Muslims, of many of her other wacky views.

On the contrary, they made her look almost legitimate and sorta kinda mainstream.

65 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:41:54pm

re: #61 SanFranciscoZionist

I have no idea if Alinsky had a sense of humor or not. But upding for ‘Energizer bunny of hate’.

It fits her so well. No matter what happens she just keeps right on hating.

66 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:42:00pm

LOL!
And Charles is listening to “Bitches Brew”….
So very appropriately titled for the thread!

67 freetoken  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:42:39pm

The following seems like an appropriate Christmas for Ms. Geller

‘EMERGENCY BRA’ LIFTS, SUPPORTS, SAVES

The “Emergency Bra” is a style-conscious undergarment that “can be quickly converted into a pair of protective face masks, one for the brassiere wearer and one to be given to some needy bystander” in the event of an emergency.

68 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:43:19pm

re: #66 Floral Giraffe

LOL!
And Charles is listening to “Bitches Brew”…
So very appropriately titled for the thread!

Hi you!

69 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:44:09pm

re: #67 freetoken

But is it Momma Grizzly approved? I mean, is this something a right Christian Woman™ would wear, or does it use that underwire from hell to make the breasteses all sessy an’ shit?

70 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:44:22pm

re: #64 palomino

Sure, because of all those Muslims who run CBS. WTF is she talking about?

If anything, the CBS piece on her last nite was too kind. There was no mention of her theory that Obama is a foreign national working to destroy America from within. Nor did they refer to her most caustic statements about Muslims, of many of her other wacky views.

On the contrary, they made her look almost legitimate and sorta kinda mainstream.

He called her a liar though. Worked for me.

71 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:44:28pm

re: #67 freetoken

The following seems like an appropriate Christmas for Ms. Geller
The “Emergency Bra” is a style-conscious undergarment that “can be quickly converted into a pair of protective face masks, one for the brassiere wearer and one to be given to some needy bystander” in the event of an emergency.
‘EMERGENCY BRA’ LIFTS, SUPPORTS, SAVES

How does one qualify as a needy by-stander?

72 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:45:17pm

re: #71 Decatur Deb

They’ll be the ones drooling…

73 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:45:19pm

re: #44 marjoriemoon

Our own Jeff Foxworthy clone!

??

74 engineer cat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:45:27pm

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil at $60 a roll

75 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:45:54pm

re: #67 freetoken

The following seems like an appropriate Christmas for Ms. Geller

‘EMERGENCY BRA’ LIFTS, SUPPORTS, SAVES

Truly a Wonder Bra.

76 Mr Pancakes  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:45:57pm

re: #62 jaunte

It’s right here next to the icebox.

“Icebox” was interchangeable with “fridge” growing up.

77 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:46:18pm

re: #73 Escaped Hillbilly

??

???

78 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:46:23pm

re: #74 engineer dog

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil at $60 a roll

They can be used to line my 60 buck tricorner hats I’m selling!
Brilliant!

79 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:46:25pm

re: #74 engineer dog

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil at $60 a roll

I can get it from a Russian guy for 30 bucks

80 calochortus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:46:39pm

re: #71 Decatur Deb

I would have said by being the person who manages to keep a straight face while the woman next to him or her rips off her shirt and bra and begins converting the latter into a filtration device.

81 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:46:56pm

re: #78 Varek Raith

They can be used to line my 60 buck tricorner hats I’m selling!
Brilliant!

Tricorner hats are part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

82 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:47:12pm

re: #67 freetoken

The following seems like an appropriate Christmas for Ms. Geller

‘EMERGENCY BRA’ LIFTS, SUPPORTS, SAVES


Noooo! I am NOT putting that on my face.

83 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:47:40pm

re: #68 HoosierHoops

Nasty here today & tonight.
Tonight’s low will be our normal high temperature.
*waves sweatily*

84 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:47:50pm

re: #81 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Tricorner hats are part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

Stop ruining my lucrative business venture!
.
Wait, you’re part of the Agenda!!!
I’m on to you!!!

85 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:49:20pm

re: #81 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Tricorner hats Everything that criticises me is part of the Islamic Supremacist Agenda.

FTFY.

86 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:49:36pm

re: #57 Dark_Falcon

She’s not Alinsky. Saul Alinsky had a functioning sense of humor, and it helped him a great deal. Geller is just an energizer bunny of hate.

Remember in Gellerville everything is warped like the Bizarro planet, she’s trying to emulate the evil bogeyman caricature Alinsky that the right created, not the real world Alinsky.

87 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:49:48pm

re: #44 marjoriemoon
re: #29 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller believes Willie Nelson, Volkswagen, and Pearl Jam are part of the Islamic-biofuel occult-diesel trifecta

Our own Jeff Foxworthy clone!

I don’t get the connection.

88 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:49:54pm

re: #84 Varek Raith

Stop ruining my lucrative business venture!
.
Wait, you’re part of the Agenda!!!
I’m on to you!!!

Force Choke ‘em!

89 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:50:00pm

re: #84 Varek Raith

Stop ruining my lucrative business venture!
.
Wait, you’re part of the Agenda!!!
I’m on to you!!!

I am not the Islamic Supremacist Agenda you are looking for.

You can go about your business.

Move along.

90 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:50:34pm

re: #83 Floral Giraffe

Nasty here today & tonight.
Tonight’s low will be our normal high temperature.
*waves sweatily*

Hello,
Hey how are the little beauties doing in these conditions?

91 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:50:34pm

re: #89 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I am not the Islamic Supremacist Agenda you are looking for.

You can go about your business.

Move along.

Heh, epic fail in your use of the Force.
:P

92 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:50:41pm

re: #86 Thanos

Remember in Gellerville everything is warped like the Bizarro planet, she’s trying to emulate the evil bogeyman caricature Alinsky that the right created, not the real world Alinsky.

True that!

93 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:50:43pm

re: #87 Escaped Hillbilly

re: #29 WindUpBird

Pamela Geller believes Willie Nelson, Volkswagen, and Pearl Jam are part of the Islamic-biofuel occult-diesel trifecta

I don’t get the connection.

“You know you’re a redneck when…” reminded me of WUB’s uber creative posts.

It was a stretch, I admit.

94 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:51:30pm

re: #93 marjoriemoon

Oh. I’m a bit sleepy. Neveryoumind.

95 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:51:43pm

I’m thinking about getting my Islamic Agenda covered in fine Cordoban leather.

96 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:52:01pm

re: #91 Varek Raith

Heh, epic fail in your use of the Force.
:P

I guess the antibiotics I took knocked it out.

97 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:52:08pm

re: #79 HoosierHoops

Wanna ring?

98 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:52:21pm

re: #83 Floral Giraffe

Nasty here today & tonight.
Tonight’s low will be our normal high temperature.
*waves sweatily*

It’s cool here…I didn’t pack a sweater with me…I was outside with Winston begging him to hurry up and poop and stop smelling crap.. Cold high winds..
Does Winston really care? No he has hair everywhere..Brat..
Be well

99 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:52:37pm

re: #95 jaunte

From the Cordoba House? Insider patronage.

100 calochortus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:53:11pm

I suppose I could ask what the Islamic Conspiracy has actually managed to conquer in the last few years decades centuries. And what the odds of success in starting with the US would be, but I guess that would bring too much ugly reality into it.

101 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:53:48pm

re: #98 HoosierHoops

Tell me Winston is a dog and not a kid. Please.

102 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:53:55pm

re: #97 Floral Giraffe

Wanna ring?

103 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:54:18pm

You know your a paranoid when…
Too tired to come up with a good one. Shucks.

104 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:54:26pm

Crazy Pam be getting crazier and shit…hell, she’s crazier than my ex-wife (also named Pam).

105 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:54:29pm

Wut?

106 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:54:49pm

re: #102 HoosierHoops

Quoted wrong..LOL Sure…

107 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:55:12pm

re: #101 theheat

Tell me Winston is a dog and not a kid. Please.

Winston is Hoosier daddy.
/

108 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:55:17pm

re: #90 Rightwingconspirator

Crispy critters, just like their owner. Hot & sticky.
Cooling down, Wednesday.

109 Escaped Hillbilly  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:55:23pm

Goodnight Lizards.

110 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:55:58pm

re: #101 theheat

Tell me Winston is a dog and not a kid. Please.

See my Avatar…

111 theheat  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:56:46pm

re: #110 HoosierHoops

Thank goodness. Is he the tan dog or the other?

112 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:57:52pm

You gotta laugh. OK, I’m still laughing. But this was on the Fox Business Channel. Business channel.

113 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 7:58:57pm

re: #46 Thanos

She’s emulating her mentor, Saul Alinsky… she’s working hard to become Pamela Geller, Hate Community Organizer…

Alinsky may have been a radical activist, but I don’t think his shtick ever involved the kind of racism, xenophobia, and insane conspiracy theories we’ve seen from the likes of Geller.

114 Four More Tears  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:00:06pm

re: #112 Gus 802

You gotta laugh. OK, I’m still laughing. But this was on the Fox Business Channel. Business channel.

Oh stop acting like you’re surprised.

PS: This is Fox’ business.

115 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:00:13pm

re: #113 palomino

Alinsky may have been a radical activist, but I don’t think his shtick ever involved the kind of racism, xenophobia, and insane conspiracy theories we’ve seen from the likes of Geller.

No, it did not. But then again, he was politically smarter than Geller.

116 Taqyia2Me  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:00:25pm

re: #104 darthstar

Crazy Pam be getting crazier and shit…hell, she’s crazier than my ex-wife (also named Pam).

I have an ex-wife named Pam!
Bat shit crazy, as well.
Still got a knot behind my ear where she belted me with a ketchup bottle (they were glass twenty years ago)…

117 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:00:48pm

What’s most pathetic about this is that the geller thing probably thinks things are going great right now, after all she’s getting all of this exposure… what she doesn’t seem to be getting is that the US media is fascinated by freak shows and train wrecks, and fifteen minutes are up right after the election…

118 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:00:55pm

re: #114 JasonA

Oh stop acting like you’re surprised.

PS: This is Fox’ business.

You have no idear!

119 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:01:20pm

re: #116 Taqyia2Me

re: #104 darthstar

*Note to self; Stay away from women named “Pam”.

120 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:01:32pm

You kids get offa my lawn! — Pam Geller

121 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:01:52pm

re: #112 Gus 802

You gotta laugh. OK, I’m still laughing. But this was on the Fox Business Channel. Business channel.

You’ll stop laughing when the Democrats start looking safe and Pamela Geller, Sarah Palin, and Andrew Breitbart are called on to give the play-by-play on Fox’s Sunday football games:

Breitbart: And Smith throws another interception…that ball wobbled like an ACORN in flight.
Geller: It’s a conspiracy…President Obama’s Muslim Brotherhood hacked the signal from Singletary’s microphone and called that play to hurt the Jews.
Palin: Well, it’s no secret the Broncos are pallin’ around with terrorists.

122 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:01:55pm

Killgore, the freak out on Fox by Varney has been posted

oh my

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com…]

123 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:02:15pm

re: #113 palomino

Alinsky may have been a radical activist, but I don’t think his shtick ever involved the kind of racism, xenophobia, and insane conspiracy theories we’ve seen from the likes of Geller.

See my Gellerville/bizzarro planet comment above so you too will get it. Nothing to do with the real Alinsky, everything to do with the right’s funhouse mirror view of him.

124 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:02:19pm

Speaking of fear and sanity, we’ve found a neat way to the Stewart/Colbert rallies. Amtrak runs a sleeper train from NOLA through Birmingham. If the price isn’t hideous, we’ll commit in the next couple days. (Plans are for a city-wide rally afterparty, if they can get enough DC bars to commit a chunk of the take to an educational charity.)

125 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:03:15pm

re: #122 Stanley Sea

Killgore, the freak out on Fox by Varney has been posted

oh my

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com…]

Let’s go to the video tape:

126 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:03:31pm

re: #70 marjoriemoon

He called her a liar though. Worked for me.

I forgot about that part. Still, I think the mainstream media has an obligation not to treat her like she’s Fareed Zakaria but more like Fred Phelps or other extremist bigots.

I didn’t see that last nite; I saw CBS bending over backwards to be polite to her, and taking her way more seriously than she deserves.

127 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:05:26pm

re: #117 Thanos

What’s most pathetic about this is that the geller thing probably thinks things are going great right now, after all she’s getting all of this exposure… what she doesn’t seem to be getting is that the US media is fascinated by freak shows and train wrecks, and fifteen minutes are up right after the election…

This morning driving to jury duty, I heard this story about celebrity on NPR.
Some of the points apply to Geller:

“For a long time in our culture, there was an emphasis put on working hard [and] contributing to your society,” he says. “Now it’s not about that anymore. It’s about the bling and how quickly you can get it without working.”[Link: www.npr.org…]
128 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:06:39pm

Meh. That wasn’t chaotic. Just the usual Fox News socialist meme.

129 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:07:17pm

re: #128 Gus 802

Meh. That wasn’t chaotic. Just the usual Fox News socialist meme.

TAX CUTS PAY FOR THEMSELVES!11ty!!!

130 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:08:00pm

re: #115 Dark_Falcon

No, it did not. But then again, he was politically smarter than Geller.

Absolutely true…I don’t think the next generation of liberals will be blaming Geller for all manner of evil on the other side, in the way that conservatives see Alinsky as a bogeyman who singlehandedly created the Clintons and Obama.

Still she had the media savvy to turn Park 51, a non-controversial community center, into a “triumphalist mosque located exactly at GZ.” And she whipped up a hell of a frenzy. Then again, so did Orly Taitz. Geller reminds me of her.

131 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:09:16pm

re: #69 theheat

But is it Momma Grizzly approved? I mean, is this something a right Christian Woman™ would wear, or does it use that underwire from hell to make the breasteses all sessy an’ shit?

From what I have observed, Momma Grizzlies wear sexy shoes and uplift bras.

132 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:10:49pm

re: #74 engineer dog

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil at $60 a roll

It’ll work, too.

“I’m sorry, Ma’am, I can’t help you with your purchase.”

“Why not?”

“You’re wearing a magic anti-Muslim tinfoil hat. I’m a Muslim. Frankly, lady, I’m not getting any closer. You’re nuts.”

“Ah HAH!!!!”

(Warning, may also repel non-Muslim lizards.)

134 SpaceJesus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:11:00pm

i think all the hours she’s spent in the fake tanning booth thing have caused permanent damage to her brain or something

135 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:11:20pm

re: #130 palomino

Absolutely true…I don’t think the next generation of liberals will be blaming Geller for all manner of evil on the other side, in the way that conservatives see Alinsky as a bogeyman who singlehandedly created the Clintons and Obama.

Still she had the media savvy to turn Park 51, a non-controversial community center, into a “triumphalist mosque located exactly at GZ.” And she whipped up a hell of a frenzy. Then again, so did Orly Taitz. Geller reminds me of her.

Notice how, now that 9/11/10 is behind us, the hoopla over the Park51/Cordoba House project is a thing of the past. Like I said in August…it was just a talking point to get Democrats to cave on every fucking other issue out of fear…and it worked. Nobody, not even the teabaggers who protested the site, is concerned about it being built (unless it’s politically expedient to do so).

The Democrats should bring this up when going after their opponents leading up to the election - their xenophobia, their unwarranted fear, and their hypocrisy on this issue. You could hang McCain and a lot of others on their bigotry over that issue if you played it right.

136 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:12:01pm

re: #131 SanFranciscoZionist

From what I have observed, Momma Grizzlies wear sexy shoes and uplift bras.

Only at the Folsom Street fair. Oh, wait…those were different bears.

137 freetoken  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:12:05pm

Switching wingnut-case samples for a bit, Roger Ebert put this up yesterday:

Christine: Maybe THIS will convince you about the Theory of Evolution

It looks like Ebert’s become interested in creationists of late, as his tweets have covered it, e.g.

Of COURSE the Theory of Evolution is a Theory. That’s why it’s called a Theory. But learn WTF a Scientific Theory is.

138 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:12:16pm

re: #129 Varek Raith

TAX CUTS PAY FOR THEMSELVES!11ty!!!

Tax cuts are a part of the Islamic Suprema—-

Fuck it, I can’t keep this up like Pam can.

139 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:12:31pm

re: #123 Thanos

See my Gellerville/bizzarro planet comment above so you too will get it. Nothing to do with the real Alinsky, everything to do with the right’s funhouse mirror view of him.

Good point. Alinsky, who most people—even far right wingers—had never heard of 10 years ago, is now one of the most hated figures among conservative bloggers.

He was just a far left winger fighting for social justice for the poor and minorities, but he’s been caricatured as the American Joseph Stalin.

140 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:12:35pm

re: #74 engineer dog

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil at $60 a roll

Save your money, make your own.

141 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:13:34pm

re: #140 reine.de.tout

Save your money, make your own.

THOSE ARE COMPANY SECRETS DAMMIT!
I’M RUINED!
/

142 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:13:48pm

re: #133 Varek Raith

I wish this meme of “Tax Cuts Pay For Themselves” would die.

It will…as soon as Republicans regain the majority and can blame deficits on the irresponsible tax cuts pushed through by the Democrats.

143 freetoken  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:14:00pm

re: #74 engineer dog

only one step from here to selling magic anti muslim tin foil bras at $60 a roll cup

144 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:14:28pm

‘Nite, all.

145 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:14:29pm

re: #141 Varek Raith

THOSE ARE COMPANY SECRETS DAMMIT!
I’M RUINED!
/

You’re OK.
It says right on there, “Do Not Show This to Anyone

146 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:14:36pm

Geez. I came home too hot to eat let along cook. An hour of Food Channel and 2 beers and now I have salmon thawing and pasta cooking. Made a quickie marinade for the salmon-Canola light Mayonnaise, wasabi and mustard. LOL. I’m a sucker for food shows.

147 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:15:28pm

re: #145 reine.de.tout

“Do Not Show This to Anyone

Thats what she said.

148 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:16:07pm

re: #140 reine.de.tout

Save your money, make your own.

Have a snack after your hat is made automatically: Image: joffypop3_3.jpg

149 nines09  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:16:22pm

Where was her Good Buddy Newt? Oiling the android wife? Pam? It’s called hatred, and you have it in spades. Next up on Pox Quasi Business News, Glenn Beck interviews Glenn Beck as Glenn Beck calls in questions about Glenn.

150 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:18:09pm

re: #135 darthstar

Notice how, now that 9/11/10 is behind us, the hoopla over the Park51/Cordoba House project is a thing of the past. Like I said in August…it was just a talking point to get Democrats to cave on every fucking other issue out of fear…and it worked. Nobody, not even the teabaggers who protested the site, is concerned about it being built (unless it’s politically expedient to do so).

The Democrats should bring this up when going after their opponents leading up to the election - their xenophobia, their unwarranted fear, and their hypocrisy on this issue. You could hang McCain and a lot of others on their bigotry over that issue if you played it right.

I wish that were possible. But I think much of the public heard “GZ Mosque” and envisioned a giant dome surrounded by minarets located exactly where WTC used to be. And the populist-know nothing hysteria that informs discourse today seems powerful enough to override logic for a little while longer.

But you’re right. These types of revanchist movements eventually die out when cooler heads prevail.

151 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:18:15pm

re: #148 jaunte

Have a snack after your hat is made automatically: Image: joffypop3_3.jpg

ROFL!

Actually, that could substitute, couldn’t it? You would just have to make a point at the top for it to be a proper tin-foil hat.

152 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:18:16pm

re: #139 palomino

Good point. Alinsky, who most people—even far right wingers—had never heard of 10 years ago, is now one of the most hated figures among conservative bloggers.

He was just a far left winger fighting for social justice for the poor and minorities, but he’s been caricatured as the American Joseph Stalin.

The punchline is that Alinsky was neither a socialist or a communist.

153 Randall Gross  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:18:29pm

re: #139 palomino

Good point. Alinsky, who most people—even far right wingers—had never heard of 10 years ago, is now one of the most hated figures among conservative bloggers.

He was just a far left winger fighting for social justice for the poor and minorities, but he’s been caricatured as the American Joseph Stalin.

Yep, and their warped view of his tactics, and how they think that they helped the Dems back into power are used to justify all kinds of evil on the right that I can’t put up with anymore. Everything from lying for Jesus to coddling birchers and white supremacists is now A ok .. cause you know, Alinsky did it too!

154 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:19:01pm

re: #152 Gus 802

The punchline is that Alinsky was neither a socialist or a communist.

And has been dead for nearly 40 years…

155 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:19:16pm

re: #145 reine.de.tout

You’re OK.
It says right on there, “Do Not Show This to Anyone

I got gold foil hats to go with the safety bra…

156 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:19:24pm

re: #146 Rightwingconspirator

Geez. I came home too hot to eat let along cook. An hour of Food Channel and 2 beers and now I have salmon thawing and pasta cooking. Made a quickie marinade for the salmon-Canola light Mayonnaise, wasabi and mustard. LOL. I’m a sucker for food shows.

Well, for a change, we are having GREAT weather.
About zero humidity, it feels like.
Lows in upper 50’s/lower 60’s.
Highs in the lower 80’s.
It’s just perfect.

157 Taqyia2Me  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:19:47pm

re: #139 palomino

The more I read about him, the more I think he is being villified.

And this is coming from a real live rightie…

158 calochortus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:20:03pm

re: #125 Gus 802

That is utterly pathetic. Possibly there is some value to doing business in the US rather than a 3rd world country that might require tax dollars to support. Maybe our infrastructure, or public education, or something.

159 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:20:11pm

re: #155 Rightwingconspirator

I got gold foil hats to go with the safety bra…

So, what happened to leftwingconspirator?
Haven’t seen him around.
Though I did send him a check he’s never cashed.

160 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:21:24pm

re: #153 Thanos

Yep, and their warped view of his tactics, and how they think that they helped the Dems back into power are used to justify all kinds of evil on the right that I can’t put up with anymore. Everything from lying for Jesus to coddling birchers and white supremacists is now A ok .. cause you know, Alinsky did it too!

Alinsky lied for Jesus?

(He might have. I swear to God, I had never heard of this dude until the Obama campaign.)

161 Taqyia2Me  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:21:53pm

re: #157 Taqyia2Me

The more I read about him, the more I think he is being villified.

And this is coming from a real live rightie…

Allinsky, that is…

162 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:22:28pm

re: #152 Gus 802

The punchline is that Alinsky was neither a socialist or a communist.

He did borrow many ideas from them, though.

163 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:22:48pm

re: #153 Thanos

This description of Alinsky’s tactics (from discoverthenetworks) sounds like what’s been happening with the socons on the Texas SBOE.

But Alinsky’s brand of revolution was not characterized by dramatic, sweeping, overnight transformations of social institutions. As Richard Poe puts it, “Alinsky viewed revolution as a slow, patient process. The trick was to penetrate existing institutions such as churches, unions and political parties.” He advised organizers and their disciples to quietly, subtly gain influence within the decision-making ranks of these institutions, and to introduce changes from that platform.
164 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:23:41pm

re: #160 SanFranciscoZionist

Alinsky lied for Jesus?

(He might have. I swear to God, I had never heard of this dude until the Obama campaign.)

I had never heard of him either.
But he sure was a hot topic ‘round these parts for a long time, so I got to know about him.

165 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:24:30pm

re: #162 Dark_Falcon

He did borrow many ideas from them, though.

I’m sure he did as well as working alongside them. But heck, so does the right. That is they also borrow ideas from Alinsky himself, Mao, Marx, etc. Sometimes this doesn’t happen on a conscious level but is just a reflection of shared or common human conclusions. The same reason why some people might see socialism in the teachings of Jesus.

166 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:25:22pm

re: #150 palomino

I wish that were possible. But I think much of the public heard “GZ Mosque” and envisioned a giant dome surrounded by minarets located exactly where WTC used to be. And the populist-know nothing hysteria that informs discourse today seems powerful enough to override logic for a little while longer.

But you’re right. These types of revanchist movements eventually die out when cooler heads prevail.

It has nothing to do with cooler heads. The Republicans want people to envision this when they think of a mosque:
Image: 11baghdad_wideweb__470x306,0.jpg
And they want people to think that’s what New York or Tuscaloosa or Des Moines or Cheyenne will look like if a mosque gets built…anywhere.

The only reason it died down was short attention spans.

167 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:25:26pm

re: #160 SanFranciscoZionist

Alinsky lied for Jesus?

(He might have. I swear to God, I had never heard of this dude until the Obama campaign.)

What Thanos is saying is that Geller et al. are emulating the boogyman “Alinsky” that they have been told about. They don’t really understand who he was. He was often an asshole,, but he always played smart, and never acted like a foolish ragaholic.

168 webevintage  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:26:25pm

Is anyone surprised that she said this?

169 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:27:27pm

re: #168 webevintage

Is anyone surprised that she said this?

Who, Geller?

Having seen her “v-log” where she’s rolling around in the surf in a bikini while talking non-stop about something or other, no, I’m not surprised at any idiotic thing she does.

170 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:28:51pm

re: #169 reine.de.tout

I think she’s annoyed that people still go back to that prime piece of weirdness, when she’s put out so much fresh stuff.

171 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:29:13pm

re: #159 reine.de.tout

LWC? He is fully engaged in a couple movie / script projects. Plus his day job. We just had dinner the other night. Crazy dude, 40 hour day job + 25+ hours writing. He does lurk here on breaks. I’ll ask about the check. He likes LGF to read , not so motivated to write more than what he already does.

172 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:29:47pm

re: #168 webevintage

Is anyone surprised that she said this?

No. She jumped the rationality shark a while back.

173 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:31:40pm
174 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:31:40pm

re: #170 jaunte

I think she’s annoyed that people still go back to that prime piece of weirdness, when she’s put out so much fresh stuff.

Ya think so?
Tough.

175 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:31:53pm

re: #174 reine.de.tout

Ya think so?
Tough.

For her, not you Jaunte!

176 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:33:46pm

Goebbels would be so proud.

177 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:34:45pm

OK, this phone needs to hurry up and finish being charged so I can go to sleep.

I got roped into doing a couple of major things to try to put together a HS reunion next summer - namely, I need to try to find about 120 who are NOT on facebook and notify them of the reunion plans, plus there are about 50 people for whom there is NO contact information whatsoever from the last reunion, that I need to try to find.

I don’t know how this happens, that I get talked into this stuff.

178 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:34:58pm

, of course.re: #176 eclectic infidel

Goebbels would be so proud.

Expect for the Jewish aspect, of course.

179 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:35:00pm

re: #168 webevintage

Is anyone surprised that she said this?

No. She’s going to run her Crazy Train to the end of the line then wreck it on the barrier.

180 Taqyia2Me  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:35:15pm

re: #176 eclectic infidel

Goebbels would be so proud.

Damn straight.

181 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:35:59pm

re: #177 reine.de.tout

Be sure to subcontract the reunion cookbook…

182 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:36:51pm

re: #178 eclectic infidel

, of course.

Expect for the Jewish aspect, of course.

Sorry lizards. I’m a cheap date. I bought a six pack of a beer I recently discovered (North Coast Brewing - Scrimshaw Pilsner) and just had 1 beer and it’s already going ot my head.

183 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:36:59pm

re: #181 jaunte

Be sure to subcontract the reunion cookbook…

*snort*
No cookbook.
But I do have to put together the reunion directory.

184 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:37:51pm

re: #183 reine.de.tout

Ha! ‘Glutton for punishment’ comes to mind.

185 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:38:01pm

I never heard of Alinsky (Failed lifetime yellowdog Dem) till these idiots brought it up! They are so paranoid.

186 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:38:32pm

re: #177 reine.de.tout

Simple my friend-Good people are just drawn to do cool things. Work and all.

187 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:38:37pm

re: #184 jaunte

Ha! ‘Glutton for punishment’ comes to mind.

heheheh.
Hey - we gotta figure out how to use that for the next one.
And I am going to get the recipes I’ve gotten thus far typed up and to you.
Sometime.

188 sagehen  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:40:18pm

I wished I’d known yesterday was NY’s Muslim Day Parade

here’s some Pictures!! to see what you missed. Sadly, I can’t send food through the inter-tubes.

189 darthstar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:42:00pm

World’s. Best. Online. Recipe. Finder.

[Link: www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com…]

Click on suggestion for recipe, click on
I don’t fucking like that.
I don’t fucking eat meat.
or
I’m not a fucking vegetarian.
for other suggestions.

190 Gus  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:42:47pm

re: #185 Stanley Sea

I never heard of Alinsky (Failed lifetime yellowdog Dem) till these idiots brought it up! They are so paranoid.

“Alinsky is twice formidable, and very close to being an organizational genius.” — William F. Buckley

[Link: www.forestcouncil.org…]

191 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:43:42pm

re: #189 darthstar

World’s. Best. Online. Recipe. Finder.

[Link: www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com…]

Click on suggestion for recipe, click on
I don’t fucking like that.
I don’t fucking eat meat.
or
I’m not a fucking vegetarian.
for other suggestions.

Bookmarked.

192 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:45:43pm

yay!
Phone is fully charged.
G’night, all, have a great evening!

193 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:45:49pm

Evening Honcos.

194 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:47:38pm

I need an app to remind me to charge the phone.

195 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:47:59pm

Just got off the phone with an old friend who is female. We haven’t seen each other in 15 years. We going out for beers later this week. She loves baseball. And she’s blond.

196 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:48:40pm

re: #190 Gus 802

“Alinsky is twice formidable, and very close to being an organizational genius.” — William F. Buckley

[Link: www.forestcouncil.org…]

Buckley was a wise man: Even when he was entirely opposed to someone’s agenda, he always respected their abilities.

197 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:49:01pm

re: #195 Cannadian Club Akbar

Just got off the phone with an old friend who is female. We haven’t seen each other in 15 years. We going out for beers later this week. She loves baseball. And she’s blond.

Game on!

198 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:49:53pm

re: #196 Dark_Falcon

Buckley was a wise man: Even when he was entirely opposed to someone’s agenda, he always respected their abilities.

A skill quite lost lately. Even Newt was better at that than most of the partisan young guns.

199 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:50:03pm

re: #195 Cannadian Club Akbar

Just got off the phone with an old friend who is female. We haven’t seen each other in 15 years. We going out for beers later this week. She loves baseball. And she’s blond.

A blond who likes Baseball? Must be a Red Sox fan
*wink*

200 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:50:24pm

re: #197 Rightwingconspirator

Game on!

An ex GF was jealous of her years ago. I plan on giving her that reason. Heh.

201 Kruk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:50:51pm

re: #91 Varek Raith

Heh, epic fail in your use of the Force.
:P

Heh. From the canonical list of famous last words:

Player: “These are not the droids you’re looking for.”
GM: “Huh? What Force power are you using?”
Player: “Er, optimism?”

202 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:50:57pm

re: #199 HoosierHoops

A blond who likes Baseball? Must be a Red Sox fan
*wink*

She HATES them. I like her even more!!

203 CarleeCork  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:51:22pm

Well, ain’t she fucking hot. We should base all our important decisions on how hot the chick talking is.

This country is SO fucked.

204 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:52:02pm

re: #177 reine.de.tout

OK, this phone needs to hurry up and finish being charged so I can go to sleep.

I got roped into doing a couple of major things to try to put together a HS reunion next summer - namely, I need to try to find about 120 who are NOT on facebook and notify them of the reunion plans, plus there are about 50 people for whom there is NO contact information whatsoever from the last reunion, that I need to try to find.

I don’t know how this happens, that I get talked into this stuff.

*snicker*
waves, too!

205 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:54:20pm

re: #203 CarleeCork

“An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.”
— Charles Darwin

206 HoosierHoops  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:54:29pm

re: #204 Floral Giraffe

*snicker*
waves, too!

You are as cool as the other side of the pillow

207 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:54:32pm

re: #201 Kruk

Heh. From the canonical list of famous last words:

Player: “These are not the droids you’re looking for.”
GM: “Huh? What Force power are you using?”
Player: “Er, optimism?”

I found that successful use of the intimidate skill worked just as well. Of course being an 8’ tall Ursinoid with an e-web heavy repeat blaster strapped across my back helped some.

208 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:54:55pm

re: #205 jaunte

“An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.”
— Charles Darwin

Outstanding reply.

209 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:55:13pm

Geek thread!!!

210 Kragar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:56:26pm

re: #209 Cannadian Club Akbar

Geek thread!!!

They all are.

211 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:59:17pm

Holy crap!! My #209 was my 19,000 comment!!

212 palomino  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:02:09pm

re: #142 darthstar

It will…as soon as Republicans regain the majority and can blame deficits on the irresponsible tax cuts pushed through by the Democrats.

Tax cuts used to be something that Republicans strongly approved of in certain circumstances and at certain times.

Now they’re an article of faith. There is no bad tax cut (except by Dems) and there is no good tax hike EVER. This simply isn’t how sound policy is fashioned. Some Republicans—Snowe, Collins, a few others—know this, but they’re either afraid to speak up or just ignored.

213 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:04:49pm

re: #206 HoosierHoops

You are as cool as the other side of the pillow

Which won’t be any too cool tonight!
*smooch*

214 Lidane  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:04:52pm

Every time I see this woman, the only thing that comes to mind is that she’s a botoxed, vodka-drenched version of this:

215 Kruk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:05:40pm

re: #207 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I found that successful use of the intimidate skill worked just as well. Of course being an 8’ tall Ursinoid with an e-web heavy repeat blaster strapped across my back helped some.

Heh. I used to be a Dungeons and Dragons Online addict (until I realised I could have only any two of doing a doctorate, playing MMORPGs and staying married). I remember when everyone used to make halfling intimidate tanks (due to the AC/Thaco bonus the little guys got). You should have heard the wailing when the developers applied the size penalty for intimidate…

216 Lidane  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:12:59pm

I haven’t read the entire thread, but has anyone mentioned that Crazy Pam even rants about Fox Business being involved in the Islamic Supremacist agenda because of the presence of Bob Beckel during her segment?

[Link: webcache.googleusercontent.com…]

LOL forever. She’s insane.

217 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:13:13pm

re: #215 Kruk

Heh. I used to be a Dungeons and Dragons Online addict (until I realised I could have only any two of doing a doctorate, playing MMORPGs and staying married). I remember when everyone used to make halfling intimidate tanks (due to the AC/Thaco bonus the little guys got). You should have heard the wailing when the developers applied the size penalty for intimidate…

Well, D&D is pretty vibrant right now, if you want to get back in.

218 Kruk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:15:10pm

re: #217 Dark_Falcon

Well, D&D is pretty vibrant right now, if you want to get back in.

I plan to once I’m done with my thesis. Only another six months if everything goes as planned.

219 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:21:52pm

Is it me or is Pam the Shrieking Harpy a wonderfully insane example of dysentery in practice?

220 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:28:10pm

re: #219 Irenicum

Is it me or is Pam the Shrieking Harpy a wonderfully insane example of dysentery in practice?

How so?

221 acacia  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:28:32pm

So many people these days, including Pamela Geller, can only speak in talking points. Interviewer makes reference to criticism, she immediately replies Islamic Supremacists’ agenda. It’s like Pavlov’s dog, there is no thinking. What makes me especially mad is that 99% of those interviewed on TV are the same. They might not be as hate filled as Geller but they just spew out the same trash and talk past the interviewer. There is no political discourse anymore. There are simply regurgitated mind-numbing mantras.

222 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:30:12pm

re: #220 Dark_Falcon

Um. she’s full of shit.

223 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:34:43pm

Nighty all.

224 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:39:06pm

And Rodan puts on his “Daedalus” dunce cap to attack me for “praising” Saul Alinsky. Naturally he reads into the post what is not there. I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of Saul Alinsky. He was a leftist who pushed bad causes and used nasty tactics. However, I will always credit a person for their strengths, even when I utterly oppose their goals. To refuse to acknowledge what you opponent does right is foolish and set you up for disaster. It’s called “Honest Analysis” Rodan, you should try it sometime.

225 Ojoe  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:40:47pm

The Moon rises over the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

• • •

What great leadership Mr. President, the country is united as never before & we are working together to solve problems.

/

226 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:41:19pm

re: #224 Dark_Falcon

DF, don’t bother responding to obviously stupid people like Rodan. They don’t “get” reason.

227 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:42:01pm

re: #224 Dark_Falcon

And Rodan puts on his “Daedalus” dunce cap to attack me for “praising” Saul Alinsky. Naturally he reads into the post what is not there. I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of Saul Alinsky. He was a leftist who pushed bad causes and used nasty tactics. However, I will always credit a person for their strengths, even when I utterly oppose their goals. To refuse to acknowledge what you opponent does right is foolish and set you up for disaster. It’s called “Honest Analysis” Rodan, you should try it sometime.

Give up. We’re talking about the same blog that triumphantly ‘fact checked’ the post on Angle and autism by quoting call-ins to Michael Savage’s show.

228 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:48:46pm

re: #224 Dark_Falcon

I’d gladly take the heat if I could but alas, I’m not a well-known poster on LGF to those who troll at the stalker blog. I think Alinsky offered up some good advice and I’d be delighted to take hits for others on here, especially since I’m already an anomaly (being both a Zionist and an atheist without either Jewish or Christian ties).

229 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:49:51pm

re: #226 Irenicum

DF, don’t bother responding to obviously stupid people like Rodan. They don’t “get” reason.

I know. I just don’t believe in letting lying cheap shots go unchallenged.

230 jaunte  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:55:12pm

Goodnight all.

Assyrian proverb:
The Earth is degenerating today.
Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer obey their parents,
every man wants to write a book,
and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.

231 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:55:40pm

re: #229 Dark_Falcon

I understand. Stoopid does need to be challenged.

232 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:56:27pm

re: #230 jaunte

Sounds strangely familiar doesn’t it?

233 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 9:58:11pm

You remember what Ron White has to say about that, as the years go on, you can get new perfect looking breasts, or a tummy tuck, or lasic to make your vision 20/20 when your old, but you can’t fix stupid!

234 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:00:15pm

BTW, Geller the moran has a piece up on her blog, denouncing halal slaughter. In exactly the same terms used to denounce kosher slaughter. My GOD she is stupid.

The latest submission to Islam comes to us from the meat industry. Yes, folks, the meat you are eating is probably halal (if it ain’t kosher). In a little-known strike against freedom, yet again, we are being forced into consuming meat slaughtered in a barbaric, torturous and inhuman
method, Islamic slaughter. Ugh.

The Sharia term for halal slaughter is dhakat. Dhakat is to slaughter an animal by cutting the trachea, the esophagus, and the jugular vein, letting the blood drain out while saying “Bismillah allahu akbar” — in the name of Allah the greatest

Where are the PETA clowns and the ridiculous celebs who pose naked on giant billboards for PETA and “animal rights”? They would rather see people die of cancer or AIDS rather than see animals used in drug testing, but torturous and painful Islamic slaughter is OK.

You IDIOT. Do you you know how kosher slaughter is done, you freaking EEJIT, you am ha’aretz? Let’s check with Wikipedia, shall we?

Mammals and fowl must be slaughtered in a specific fashion: slaughter is done by a trained individual (a shochet) using a special method of slaughter, shechita (Deuteronomy 12:21). Among other features, shechita slaughter severs the jugular vein, carotid artery, esophagus and trachea in a single continuous cutting movement with an unserrated, sharp knife, avoiding unnecessary pain to the animal.

Oh, and you pray as well.

DUMBASSERY! Pam, do you have any idea how many websites there are out there denouncing kosher slaughter in the same terms for the same reason? And do you have the vaguest idea what NON-kosher or halal slaughter in a big packinghouse looks like?

YOU STUPID WOMAN. OH MY GOD.

235 jerk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:01:08pm

Why the hell is this on Fox Business Channel? I’ve always thought it stupid that they do political opinion-based news sometimes instead of, you know, news about the market or recovery…

236 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:01:10pm

re: #233 daddylawbucks

It’s amazing how effective we can be in outward stuff.

237 Kronocide  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:02:16pm

SFZ…. WHY DO YOU HATE INSANE STUPID ASS MORAN HATEBLOGGERZ???

238 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:02:59pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

She not so bright is she?

239 Ojoe  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:03:04pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

We used to raise animals for meat with some friends, and we would slaughter them with a rifle round to the brain & it was pretty quick.

240 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:04:21pm

re: #237 BigPapa

SFZ… WHY DO YOU HATE INSANE STUPID ASS MORAN HATEBLOGGERZ???

BECAUSE THEY’RE DUUUUUUUMMMBBBB!!!

Sorry, this really, really pissed me off. She’s using the exact same phraseology used to denounce, and in some parts of Europe, ban, shechita. She is so stupid I almost can’t stand it at this time.

241 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:04:22pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

BTW, Geller the moran has a piece up on her blog, denouncing halal slaughter. In exactly the same terms used to denounce kosher slaughter. My GOD she is stupid.

The latest submission to Islam comes to us from the meat industry. Yes, folks, the meat you are eating is probably halal (if it ain’t kosher). In a little-known strike against freedom, yet again, we are being forced into consuming meat slaughtered in a barbaric, torturous and inhuman
method, Islamic slaughter. Ugh.

The Sharia term for halal slaughter is dhakat. Dhakat is to slaughter an animal by cutting the trachea, the esophagus, and the jugular vein, letting the blood drain out while saying “Bismillah allahu akbar” — in the name of Allah the greatest

Where are the PETA clowns and the ridiculous celebs who pose naked on giant billboards for PETA and “animal rights”? They would rather see people die of cancer or AIDS rather than see animals used in drug testing, but torturous and painful Islamic slaughter is OK.

You IDIOT. Do you you know how kosher slaughter is done, you freaking EEJIT, you am ha’aretz? Let’s check with Wikipedia, shall we?

Mammals and fowl must be slaughtered in a specific fashion: slaughter is done by a trained individual (a shochet) using a special method of slaughter, shechita (Deuteronomy 12:21). Among other features, shechita slaughter severs the jugular vein, carotid artery, esophagus and trachea in a single continuous cutting movement with an unserrated, sharp knife, avoiding unnecessary pain to the animal.

Oh, and you pray as well.

DUMBASSERY! Pam, do you have any idea how many websites there are out there denouncing kosher slaughter in the same terms for the same reason? And do you have the vaguest idea what NON-kosher or halal slaughter in a big packinghouse looks like?

YOU STUPID WOMAN. OH MY GOD.

She doesn’t care. It’s all about the hate.

242 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:04:51pm

re: #240 SanFranciscoZionist

BECAUSE THEY’RE DUUUMMMBBB!!!

Sorry, this really, really pissed me off. She’s using the exact same phraseology used to denounce, and in some parts of Europe, ban, shechita. She is so stupid I almost can’t stand it at this time.

You’ll live.

243 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:05:05pm

re: #239 Ojoe

We used to raise animals for meat with some friends, and we would slaughter them with a rifle round to the brain & it was pretty quick.

Not kosher, or halal, but sounds humane.

244 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:05:19pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

Halal and kosher slaughter are so similar that Islamic religious authorities have taken pains to emphasize to Muslims that kosher meat is not an acceptable substitute for halal. I say this only to emphasize SFZ’s point, and without any acrimony - Jewish religious authorities would say the same about halal.

245 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:06:03pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

I wonder if she would say the same about Napoleon Dynamite?

246 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:06:12pm

re: #242 Walter L. Newton

You’ll live.

Probably, but I have a cramp in my critical capacities.

247 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:07:00pm

re: #246 SanFranciscoZionist

Probably, but I have a cramp in my critical capacities.

What are you doing up this late?

248 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:07:36pm

re: #246 SanFranciscoZionist

Probably, but I have a cramp in my critical capacities.

It’s gas. Listening to Geller gives you indigestion.

249 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:07:52pm

re: #244 imp_62

Halal and kosher slaughter are so similar that Islamic religious authorities have taken pains to emphasize to Muslims that kosher meat is not an acceptable substitute for halal. I say this only to emphasize SFZ’s point, and without any acrimony - Jewish religious authorities would say the same about halal.

In Sunni communities, for a long time, it was common to buy kosher meat from Jewish butchers. There were a number of reasons, but one was that because kashrut is somewhat more stringent in some points than the Muslim process, it was assumed you were getting meat that had been very properly slaughtered if you got from the Jews.

250 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:08:27pm

re: #247 Walter L. Newton

What are you doing up this late?

It’s only ten in California.

251 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:08:50pm

re: #250 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s only ten in California.

Also, it’s too hot to sleep.

252 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:10:27pm

re: #249 SanFranciscoZionist

In Sunni communities, for a long time, it was common to buy kosher meat from Jewish butchers. There were a number of reasons, but one was that because kashrut is somewhat more stringent in some points than the Muslim process, it was assumed you were getting meat that had been very properly slaughtered if you got from the Jews.

May one day the lion again lie with the lamb. As long as I am not the lamb…

253 Ojoe  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:11:15pm

re: #243 SanFranciscoZionist

Then we would have too much meat to use up & I wold go in for a checkup and the doctor would say, “Hey, your cholesterol is too high.”

Good night all.

254 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:11:39pm

re: #250 SanFranciscoZionist

re: #251 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh… well… just stopped in… I have one more overnight to substitute for the regular overnight cashier at the store… that’s tonight… hopefully it will be a while before she needs time off again… I hate the occasional overnights…

255 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:12:07pm

re: #252 imp_62

May one day the lion again lie with the lamb. As long as I am not the lamb…

I ain’t saying that interfaith relations in those communities were necessarily the best, but the similarities between the two slaughter processes were clearly recognized.

256 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:12:32pm

re: #253 Ojoe

Then we would have too much meat to use up & I wold go in for a checkup and the doctor would say, “Hey, your cholesterol is too high.”

Good night all.

Have you considered a stand-up freezer? I love mine.

257 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:12:58pm

re: #254 Walter L. Newton

re: #251 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh… well… just stopped in… I have one more overnight to substitute for the regular overnight cashier at the store… that’s tonight… hopefully it will be a while before she needs time off again… I hate the occasional overnights…

Ach. Sorry to hear it. Have the best night possible.

258 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:13:40pm

Don’t sell Pam as really being an idiot. She is a vicious hate-monger, despicable in my book, but her shameless self promotion in marketing her prejudice is almost breathtaking.

259 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:13:50pm

re: #254 Walter L. Newton

re: #251 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh… well… just stopped in… I have one more overnight to substitute for the regular overnight cashier at the store… that’s tonight… hopefully it will be a while before she needs time off again… I hate the occasional overnights…

I’ll take a shift from you - I stay up most of the night anyway O.o

260 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:14:13pm

And All She Wants To Do Is Hate (with apologies to Don Henley):

I hear crazy noises,
From Fox News in the den,
and all she wants to do is hate, hate.
Pammy’s been screamin’,
since I don’t know when,
and all she wants to do is hate, hate.
Vodka cocktail,
is her favorite drink,
and all she wants to do is hate, hate.
She had too much and puked,
and missed the sink,
and all she wants to do is,
all she wants to do is hate!

261 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:14:59pm

re: #256 SanFranciscoZionist

Have you considered a stand-up freezer? I love mine.

I would buy one, but the temptation to “store” folks who piss me off in it would be too great.

262 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:17:15pm

re: #255 SanFranciscoZionist

I ain’t saying that interfaith relations in those communities were necessarily the best, but the similarities between the two slaughter processes were clearly recognized.

There are many documented instances where Jews, Christians and Muslims lived productively and peacefully side-by-side. Saloniki in the early days of Ottoman rule, for instance.

263 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:17:34pm

re: #261 imp_62

I would buy one, but the temptation to “store” folks who piss me off in it would be too great.

Mine would fit one person at the most, and then I wouldn’t have anywhere to put the extra ground beef or the frozen pizzas, or the bags of tomato sauce, or the boiled barley, or the chopped onions, or the sides of troll that I store for D_F when we have an evolution thread.

We haven’t had an evolution thread in a LONG time.

264 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:17:36pm

re: #250 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s only ten in California.

Ten sixteen and still too fricken hot to even consider sleep. Wish I had a bottle of slipovitz right now. Did I spell that correctly?

265 Ojoe  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:17:55pm

re: #256 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh yeah, we had a freezer, but it doesn’t keep things forever, and it was some of the frozen backlog we were trying to get through. Yum, sausages assembled by the local retired Italian butcher. Several different flavors from the same animal, it was all in the spices and garlic, etc.

Good night again.

266 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:18:43pm

re: #256 SanFranciscoZionist

Have you considered a stand-up freezer? I love mine.

Not such a good hiding spot for cash though…

267 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:19:33pm

re: #262 imp_62

There are many documented instances where Jews, Christians and Muslims lived productively and peacefully side-by-side. Saloniki in the early days of Ottoman rule, for instance.

You get the good, the bad and the ugly over a long period of time. Salonika was a glorious city in Jewish history.

I have always savored Bayezid II’s possibly apocryphal comment about Ferdinand and Isabella—that they could not be wise, since they impoverished their kingdom by expelling the Jews, while enriching his.

268 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:19:36pm

re: #264 eclectic infidel

Are you kidding? Here in LA it must be about 90 still!

269 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:20:09pm

re: #263 SanFranciscoZionist

We haven’t had an evolution thread in a LONG time.

Matter of time, given the proximity of the election. Speaking of which, how can I find out where Tom Reed (running for Congress) stands on evolution, equal marriage rights and choice? His website seems to be silent on these matters.

270 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:20:22pm

re: #259 imp_62

I’ll take a shift from you - I stay up most of the night anyway O.o

You can have it. I don’t mind babysitting the self scan station (it’s the only registers open overnight), but I also have to stock aisle seven, which is cereal, coffee, breakfast stuff etc. I hate stocking. And since I’m not a regular night crew, I stink at stocking, at least in regards to speed. If I did it all the time, I’d be good at it, but, these on these occasional overnights, they throw 40-50 cartons at me, and I never have enough time between my cashier duties and then the early morning opening duties to finish the stocking. Makes me feel like I didn’t pull my load.

271 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:20:36pm

re: #264 eclectic infidel

Ten sixteen and still too fricken hot to even consider sleep. Wish I had a bottle of slipovitz right now. Did I spell that correctly?

Slivovitz, I think. I wonder if you could do a slivovitz-based chilled cocktail.

272 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:21:01pm

re: #264 eclectic infidel

Ten sixteen and still too fricken hot to even consider sleep. Wish I had a bottle of slipovitz right now. Did I spell that correctly?

Slivovitz!

273 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:22:01pm

re: #266 ozbloke

Not such a good hiding spot for cash though…

What you do is put the notes in several layers of plastic and ziploc, and then you put the packets in big ziplocs of something like chili or tomato sauce, and then you freeze THOSE. It takes a little longer to get to it, but after you get it out, you also have dinner.

274 Kronocide  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:22:02pm

re: #268 daddylawbucks

Are you kidding? Here in LA it must be about 90 still!

Here in Kona it must be 78 and it just got dark. Ya’ll go to bed early, I’m about ready to get a cup of Kona coffee going and do some paperwork. I’m most productive at night when LGF sleeps for some reason…

275 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:22:21pm

re: #268 daddylawbucks

Are you kidding? Here in LA it must be about 90 still!

You got AC?

276 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:23:13pm

re: #275 SanFranciscoZionist

We are out in the valley, you can’t live here in 818 without a/c!

277 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:23:18pm

re: #270 Walter L. Newton

You can have it. I don’t mind babysitting the self scan station (it’s the only registers open overnight), but I also have to stock aisle seven, which is cereal, coffee, breakfast stuff etc. I hate stocking. And since I’m not a regular night crew, I stink at stocking, at least in regards to speed. If I did it all the time, I’d be good at it, but, these on these occasional overnights, they throw 40-50 cartons at me, and I never have enough time between my cashier duties and then the early morning opening duties to finish the stocking. Makes me feel like I didn’t pull my load.

Sounds tough. Sorry…

278 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:24:13pm

Well… off to work… catch LGF mid-morning if I don’t decide to hit the sack when I get home.

279 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:24:34pm

re: #273 SanFranciscoZionist

What you do is put the notes in several layers of plastic and ziploc, and then you put the packets in big ziplocs of something like chili or tomato sauce, and then you freeze THOSE. It takes a little longer to get to it, but after you get it out, you also have dinner.

Yeah, but will the Feds still find it?

280 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:25:15pm

Getting a bit sleepy myself. Might try to get 40 winks. (Where does that expression come from?)

281 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:26:50pm

can anyone recommend a good weather site? yahoo weather isn’t responding and i’m ready to go to weather underground unless anyone has any other suggestions.

282 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:26:51pm

re: #278 Walter L. Newton

Well… off to work… catch LGF mid-morning if I don’t decide to hit the sack when I get home.

Break a leg, Walter.

283 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:27:26pm

re: #271 SanFranciscoZionist

Slivovitz, I think. I wonder if you could do a slivovitz-based chilled cocktail.

Thing about Slivovitz - even good Slivovitz - is that it leaves yo with a real barnburner of a headache. Worse than bad Russian vodka.

284 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:27:31pm

re: #276 daddylawbucks

We are out in the valley, you can’t live here in 818 without a/c!

My husband and I went to the drugstore this evening, and browsed the aisles while we cooled down in their air conditioning. It was very nice. At home, we just got a fan.

“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.”

285 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:27:39pm

re: #278 Walter L. Newton

Well… off to work… catch LGF mid-morning if I don’t decide to hit the sack when I get home.

Night.

286 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:28:00pm

re: #279 ozbloke

Yeah, but will the Feds still find it?

I don’t know, but it must raise your chances at least a little!

287 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:28:56pm

re: #286 SanFranciscoZionist

I don’t know, but it must raise your chances at least a little!

Agreed, I’ll give it a go thanks…
Did I already post my Alzheimer’s joke?

288 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:29:22pm

re: #286 SanFranciscoZionist

I thought you were up in the Bay area?

289 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:29:41pm

re: #286 SanFranciscoZionist

I don’t know, but it must raise your chances at least a little!

You see, now I am confused. Are you folks worried about the Feds finding your leftover meat? What the heck, you poaching albino alligators?

290 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:30:25pm

Ha. 75 deg F in Oakland. Could be true.

291 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:31:15pm

Hey, SFZ: your avatar looks like a picture taken inside an old DC8 or Lockheed Constellation. What is the meaning of the photograph?

292 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:31:18pm

re: #284 SanFranciscoZionist

My husband and I went to the drugstore this evening, and browsed the aisles while we cooled down in their air conditioning. It was very nice. At home, we just got a fan.

“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.”

Upding for the Dogma quote. Why not get an AC unit?

293 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:31:46pm

re: #290 eclectic infidel

Holy Heatwave Batman!

294 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:32:06pm

re: #288 daddylawbucks

I thought you were up in the Bay area?

Yep. East Bay. Having a damn heat wave.

295 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:32:35pm

re: #289 imp_62

You see, now I am confused. Are you folks worried about the Feds finding your leftover meat? What the heck, you poaching albino alligators?

No, no, cash.

296 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:32:57pm

re: #291 imp_62

Hey, SFZ: your avatar looks like a picture taken inside an old DC8 or Lockheed Constellation. What is the meaning of the photograph?

Immigrants going from Iraq to Israel, in the late forties or early fifties.

297 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:32:58pm

re: #294 SanFranciscoZionist

That sucks if it’s seldom enough that you don’t have a/c……..

298 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:33:11pm

re: #295 SanFranciscoZionist

No, no, cash.

Why would you shoot cash and keep it in the freezer?

299 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:33:22pm

re: #292 Dark_Falcon

Upding for the Dogma quote. Why not get an AC unit?

No money. We think about it every summer. Now we’re at the part where we reason that summer’s almost over.

300 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:34:01pm

re: #296 SanFranciscoZionist

Immigrants going from Iraq to Israel, in the late forties or early fifties.

May I ask if the photo has personal significance?

301 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:34:29pm

re: #297 daddylawbucks

That sucks if it’s seldom enough that you don’t have a/c…

We’re close enough to the water that really hot weather is pretty rare.

302 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:34:39pm

re: #289 imp_62

You see, now I am confused. Are you folks worried about the Feds finding your leftover meat? What the heck, you poaching albino alligators?

My poor attempt at humor, a leftie caught with cash in his freezer.

Did I mention, there’s a man in my neighborhood who is in the Guinness Book of Records for having forty three concussions.
He lives very close actually, just a stone’s throw away…

303 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:35:28pm

re: #299 SanFranciscoZionist

No money. We think about it every summer. Now we’re at the part where we reason that summer’s almost over.

Well, you might look into a store credit card and pay the unit off in installments. Something for next year, at least.

Goodnight, all.

304 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:35:38pm

re: #298 imp_62

Why would you shoot cash and keep it in the freezer?

I assumed that the initial reference had to do with this guy.

305 Summer Seale  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:36:07pm

Something tells me that Pammy must walk around behind the set at the studio, or in her home, shouting out such classic lines as: “Why am I surrounded only by fools?!” and “Fools! I’ll destroy them all!!!”

306 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:36:20pm

Slivovitz! Thank you lizards (SFZ & imp_62).

Just found this:

Slivovitz

Ingredients

2 oz. Slivovitz (more Slivovitz drinks)
1 tsp. Sugar Syrup
1/2 oz. Lime Juice
Club Soda
Instructions
Shake ingredients -except Club Soda- with ice, pour into a highball glass and fill with soda. Garnish with a plum slice.

307 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:36:33pm

re: #302 ozbloke

I was just playing dumb for the punchlines —

308 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:37:00pm

re: #300 imp_62

May I ask if the photo has personal significance?

Only in the sense that I like to educate people about the Jewish exodus from the Arab countries…my own Jewish relatives all hailed from Eastern Europe. The Polish brigade was seen as rather Western and snooty.

309 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:37:56pm

re: #293 daddylawbucks

Holy Heatwave Batman!

Heh. Hey, we Northerners are particular about our weather. This sort of heat would have been completely acceptable during the summer months. But in the Fall? Someone has goofed up.

310 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:38:50pm

re: #304 SanFranciscoZionist

I assumed that the initial reference had to do with this guy.

The antics of corrupt politicians are never far from my thoughts. They are a bit like dogs - they will perform all kinds of tricks for the right kind of inducement.

311 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:39:31pm

re: #309 eclectic infidel

Believe me, it was Damn Hot here today, walk out to the car and shirt soaked kind of hot. Thank God I don’t live in Bakersfield or Fresno!

312 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:39:56pm

re: #308 SanFranciscoZionist

Only in the sense that I like to educate people about the Jewish exodus from the Arab countries…my own Jewish relatives all hailed from Eastern Europe. The Polish brigade was seen as rather Western and snooty.

Polish brigade?

313 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:40:30pm

re: #311 daddylawbucks

Believe me, it was Damn Hot here today, walk out to the car and shirt soaked kind of hot. Thank God I don’t live in Bakersfield or Fresno!

I have family in Fresno. I don’t know why. Everyone sensible in the family got out.

314 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:40:54pm

re: #312 imp_62

Polish brigade?

One of the great-grandmas was from Krakow.

315 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:41:40pm

re: #313 SanFranciscoZionist

Maybe they like being close to Yosemite? or Basque cooking? But I’d bet $$ they have massive a/c!

316 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:42:07pm

re: #311 daddylawbucks

Believe me, it was Damn Hot here today, walk out to the car and shirt soaked kind of hot. Thank God I don’t live in Bakersfield or Fresno!

I now it bakes in L.A. I once had a summer job installing iron gates in Beverly Hills during a nasty heat wave in the south. Good money but vicious heat. I grew up in Sonoma County and during the summer months there, it also bakes, though in my experience, LA takes the cake for California. I’ve been to Bakersfield in the summer as well, and in addition to the intense heat, there’s also that Central Valley ingredient that adds to the misery.

317 DaddyLawBucks  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:43:06pm

well gang, have a good evening, and stay cool. See you tomorrow evening.

318 shutdown  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:43:26pm

I really need to go to bed. Good night all.

319 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:43:31pm

re: #316 eclectic infidel

I now it bakes in L.A. I once had a summer job installing iron gates in Beverly Hills during a nasty heat wave in the south. Good money but vicious heat. I grew up in Sonoma County and during the summer months there, it also bakes, though in my experience, LA takes the cake for California. I’ve been to Bakersfield in the summer as well, and in addition to the intense heat, there’s also that Central Valley ingredient that adds to the misery.

now = know

320 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:44:31pm

re: #315 daddylawbucks

Maybe they like being close to Yosemite? or Basque cooking? But I’d bet $$ they have massive a/c!

One of my cousins managed to deliver a coded speech at my grandma’s funeral, about talking to her about his sexuality, shrouded in references to not liking Fresno.

The whole family got it, and the ninety-year-old priest didn’t. Everyone was happy.

321 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:45:00pm

Okay lizards, i’m going to try to read for now. (Kitchen Confidential) Goodnight.

322 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:45:16pm

re: #316 eclectic infidel

I now it bakes in L.A. I once had a summer job installing iron gates in Beverly Hills during a nasty heat wave in the south. Good money but vicious heat. I grew up in Sonoma County and during the summer months there, it also bakes, though in my experience, LA takes the cake for California. I’ve been to Bakersfield in the summer as well, and in addition to the intense heat, there’s also that Central Valley ingredient that adds to the misery.

I have childhood memories of that horrible burn of leatherette car seats on the back of your legs when you got back into the car. (Born in East LA, I was.)

323 mikhailtheplumber  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:46:41pm

“They call me a conspiracy theorist because they are part of the conspiracy! Don’t you see? It all fits! I need to finish my tinfoil bodysuit before they finish uploading orders into my organs!”

324 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:58:03pm

re: #322 SanFranciscoZionist

(Born in East LA, I was.)

325 Kruk  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 10:59:13pm

re: #302 ozbloke

Did I mention, there’s a man in my neighborhood who is in the Guinness Book of Records for having forty three concussions.
He lives very close actually, just a stone’s throw away…

They say most accidents happen within 2 kilometers of home…

326 ClaudeMonet  Tue, Sep 28, 2010 1:46:38am

re: #177 reine.de.tout

OK, this phone needs to hurry up and finish being charged so I can go to sleep.

I got roped into doing a couple of major things to try to put together a HS reunion next summer - namely, I need to try to find about 120 who are NOT on facebook and notify them of the reunion plans, plus there are about 50 people for whom there is NO contact information whatsoever from the last reunion, that I need to try to find.

I don’t know how this happens, that I get talked into this stuff.

Look for siblings, and for parents if they’re still alive. It’s amazing how many people my HS found for our 15th and 20th reunions just by using the phone book, particularly how many kids’ parents were at the same addresses.

327 William of Orange  Tue, Sep 28, 2010 10:48:17am

It hurts….

It really, really hurts…


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