James O’Keefe, the fake pimp from the infamous heavily edited ACORN sting videos, is in the news again today for trying to stage an incredibly moronic and stalkerish “fake seduction” of CNN reporter Abbie Boudreau, by luring her onto a boat filled with condoms, lubricants, sex toys and Viagra. The plot failed when one of O’Keefe’s associates warned Boudreau: Fake pimp from ACORN videos tries to ‘punk’ CNN correspondent.

When Boudreau arrived at the address, a house located on a tributary of the Patuxent River, Santa approached her with a tape recorder in her hand and said she wanted to talk in the car, Boudreau said.

“I noticed she had a little bit of dirt on her face, her lip was shaking, she seemed really uncomfortable and I asked her if she was OK,” Boudreau said. “The first thing she basically said to me was, ‘I’m not recording you, I’m not recording you. Are you recording me?’ I said, ‘No, I’m not recording you,’ and she showed me her digital recorder and it was not recording.”

Santa told Boudreau that O’Keefe planned to “punk” her by getting on a boat where hidden cameras were set up. Boudreau said she would not get on the boat and asked Santa why O’Keefe wanted her there.

“Izzy told me that James was going to be dressed up and have strawberries and champagne on the boat, and he was going to hit on me the whole time,” Boudreau said.

This may go down in history as the single creepiest stunt ever attempted by a dishonest right wing hack.