Rush Limbaugh, Creationist

Like I needed another reason to look down on Rush...

By the way excellent picture Charles, maybe you can photoshop in a top hat as well to go along with that cigar...

Why would you want to malign poor WC like that?

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 1:57:17pm

That's it. Now it's official and Michael Steele and the others will have to fall in line. Biblical literalism has officially replaced science.

jamesfirecat Wed, Sep 29, 2010 1:57:48pm

re: #4 Gus 802

That's it. Now it's official and Michael Steele and the others will have to fall in line. Biblical literalism has officially replaced science.

We were always at war with Eurasia comrade!

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 1:58:34pm

God, what a bunch of morons.

jaunte Wed, Sep 29, 2010 1:58:35pm

Rush can sure shovel it out. What a load of ill-considered twaddle.
It's unbelievable that this guy has such influence on a major political party.

wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 1:59:15pm

I don't think people should be called "pigs", and hearing Rush is the only time I'm tempted to.

Feline Fearless Leader Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:00:25pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

I don't think people should be called "pigs", and hearing Rush is the only time I'm tempted to.

That would be an unfair and degrading comparison for the porcine kind.

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:00:27pm

"Hitler's efforts were finite"? And juxtaposing Freud to Hitler? Is there anything this baboon will not say for ratings? I still think he is worse than Glenn Beck, because under the bottom line, Beck is a showman. Rush seems to truly mean it, and people with these types of convictions are dangerous.

Killgore Trout Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:00:47pm

One of the great mysteries: Why are there still monkeys?
/

Lidane Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:01:02pm

re: #7 jaunte

It's unbelievable that this guy reflects the views of a major political party.

FTFY

His influence on the GOP is bad enough. However, the fact that enough people in the GOP believe this kind of shit on their own, without his input on the matter, is much worse.

scienceisreal Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:01:16pm

I'm listening to this in the yard outside the Harvard Natural History museum. A little concerned this might cause some kind of matter anti-matter reaction.

wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:01:49pm

If evolution is true, how did Rush get left behind?

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:02:31pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

If evolution is true, how did Rush get left behind?

He is like a mammoth dropping. Part of the fossil record.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:03:13pm

My oh my. This idiot has about 6 million listeners a day. How can anyone continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh after hearing this.

Bubblehead II Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:03:43pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

If evolution is true, how did Rush get left behind?

Like The Gorilla's, he's one of the ones who chose to remain behind as Society evolved

Lidane Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:03:56pm

re: #4 Gus 802

Biblical literalism has officially replaced science.

To that point, I really have to ask what kind of small, petty God these people believe in that evolution is such a threat to their faith? Seriously. I will never, ever understand this idiocy. It makes no sense.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:03:58pm

"Gorillas chose to remain gorillas..." Rush Limbaugh

Duh-e!

A Man for all Seasons Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:04:19pm

If stupidity was Music..I'd be a one man band..
//

calochortus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:04:39pm

I know I should be used to this sort of twaddle by now, but I swear my face is being flattened because of the number of times I fall forward and smack it on the desk in disbelief.

wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:04:45pm

re: #15 imp_62

He is like a mammoth dropping. Part of the fossil record.

Coprolite

n.
Fossilized excrement.

Amory Blaine Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:05:05pm

re: #2 jamesfirecat

Like I needed another reason to look down on Rush...

By the way excellent picture Charles, maybe you can photoshop in a top hat as well to go along with that cigar...

Maybe one of those curly mustaches...

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:05:47pm

re: #22 wrenchwench

Coprolite

Dammit. Is that what coprolite is? I just bought my wife a necklace made out of the stuff. I thought it was a semiprecious stone.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:06:15pm

re: #13 scienceisreal

I'm listening to this in the yard outside the Harvard Natural History museum. A little concerned this might cause some kind of matter anti-matter reaction.

How? I doubt creationists believe anti-matter actually exists. I mean, since science is so wrong about so many things - evolution, AGW, the Big Bang, the age of the Earth, the age of the universe,..., how could they be right about anti-matter?

What's one more thing to discount because it interferes with their interpretation of the Bible?

Lidane Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:07:08pm

re: #21 calochortus

I know I should be used to this sort of twaddle by now, but I swear my face is being flattened because of the number of times I fall forward and smack it on the desk in disbelief.

No kidding.

You'd think that in 2010, with all the advanced science and technology out there, that people would have moved beyond this backwards mindset. It blows my mind that there are still people today who think that The Flintstones was a documentary, or that dinosaurs never existed and that God put all those fossils there to trick you. WTF?

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:07:37pm

re: #24 imp_62

Well it is semi-precious BWAHAHAAHA

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:08:21pm

on a side note and OT but I just got promoted *does happy dance*

Amory Blaine Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:09:12pm

re: #28 Dreggas

on a side note and OT but I just got promoted *does happy dance*

*gold star* Gratz

wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:09:22pm

Paleofeces

Paleofeces (UK: Palaeofaeces) are ancient human feces, often found as part of archaeological excavations or surveys. They are often referred to as coprolites by archaeologists. Intact feces of ancient people may be found in caves in arid climates and in certain other locations. They are studied to determine the diet and health of the people who produced them through the analysis of seeds, small bones, and parasite eggs found inside. They can also be chemically analyzed for more in-depth information on the individual who excreted them.

I guess that would refer to his show.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:14pm

OMG! Make it stop! Make it stop!

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:27pm

re: #15 imp_62

He is like a mammoth dropping. Part of the fossil record.

Do you mean a dropping from a mammoth, or a, let's say human, dropping that is mammoth in size?

I have several 70 million year old coprolites that have far more value than Rush.

AJStrata Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:29pm

These creationists are a silly lot. While in elementary school teachers and curriculum use simplistic terms to describe the basics of science. Like the Earth is round (it's not a perfect sphere) if you throw a ball it will follow a ballistic trajectory (not really, air drag etc. play havoc with the path), etc. It is what a child can grasp at each stage, building up more and more detail and refinement as they grow older and learn more.

People who grabbed onto elementary school descriptions of scientific facts (evolution is no more a theory than gravity) and held onto them into adulthood are not geniuses - they are intellectually stunted.

Why are there still apes and monkeys? The same reason there are still many races of humanity, species of squirrels, species that lived during the Jurassic Period (sharks, crocs, squids, jellies and horseshoe crabs). Each is a different BRANCH of group of species and phylum, etc. To these dunderheads the science of evolution, genetics and DNA is proof there is no God or Creator.

That is pure paranoid hogwash. Science neither confirms nor denies a higher power - and it can be argued it may indicate there is one. Why do we not only see colors (not all animals do) but are biochemically wired to be attracted to art and color? Why does our hearing go beyond location and recognition and provide us the wonders of music and emotion?

We are genetically wired to care for our families and sacrifice ourselves for others - unlike many other species who are wired to consume the young and weak of their species.

Creationists want to avoid thinking and learning, and religious bigots are those afraid to believe there is some positive force helping us retain the right for individual choice, but benefit (survive and evolve) from making good choices.

What we don't know is infinite. What we think we know pales in comparison

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:40pm

What. Planet. Are. These . People. From?

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:44pm

re: #26 Lidane

No kidding.

You'd think that in 2010, with all the advanced science and technology out there, that people would have moved beyond this backwards mindset. It blows my mind that there are still people today who think that The Flintstones was a documentary, or that dinosaurs never existed and that God put all those fossils there to trick you. WTF?

Scientific and technological progress have reached a point where many feel left behind, either in terms of their ability to understand or control it, or their continuing relevance in the face of modern methods and processes. So it is a simple defensive mechanism to simply cry out that it is all false; a dangerous illusion created by the forces of evil, and an abomination before God.

Then they run out to the TP protest and from there to the federal office building to get their Medicare and other governmental support.

freetoken Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:10:51pm

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

The House's top Republican watchdog is planning to launch an investigation into international climate data if he takes the helm of the chamber's oversight panel next year.
More News From ClimateWire

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), the ranking member of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said a probe of the "Climategate" scandal will top his environmental agenda if the Republicans take over the House next year and he gets the chairmanship.

"I do have a backburner investigation that I'm going to want to have completed, and that is, we paid a lot of money to have international evaluation, most of it done in Britain, that turns out to have been less than truthful in some of the figures," he said. "We're going to want to not investigate to get our money back, but we're going to want to have a do-over of good numbers so that everyone can have confidence." [...]

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

calochortus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:11:28pm

Also, could he please explain why the world would have been so different without Darwin. We could be whining about Alfred Wallace instead?

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:11:34pm

re: #21 calochortus

I know I should be used to this sort of twaddle by now, but I swear my face is being flattened because of the number of times I fall forward and smack it on the desk in disbelief.

A suggestion from an old pro - use a pillow.

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:11:57pm

re: #32 b_sharp

Do you mean a dropping from a mammoth, or a, let's say human, dropping that is mammoth in size?

I have several 70 million year old coprolites that have far more value than Rush.

Yes.

calochortus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:12:46pm

re: #38 b_sharp

A suggestion from an old pro - use a pillow.

Thanks. I should.

shutdown Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:12:47pm

Pickup duty. Have a good afternoon, all.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:14:57pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

I look forward to the daily beclowning of the GOP after election day.

pharmmajor Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:16:54pm

Well, who didn't know that Rush was a ret@rd?

drool Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:18:00pm

Get your hands off me you damn dirty wingnut!!

SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:19:34pm

re: #19 Gus 802

"Gorillas chose to remain gorillas..." Rush Limbaugh

Duh-e!

I'm not really sure being a gorilla is a matter of CHOICE, exactly.

MrSilverDragon Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:19:53pm

re: #43 pharmmajor

I don't like the guy, but that's probably not the best choice of words.

Lidane Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:20:24pm

re: #42 Gus 802

I look forward to the daily beclowning of the GOP after election day.

Seriously.

Millions out of work. People worried about the economy, jobs, health care, etc. and these idiots will want to investigate AGW, Obama's birth certificate, and ACORN, even though it no longer exists. WTF? Why are people voting for these clowns again? Is this really the best that the GOP can do?

SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:20:52pm

re: #34 Gus 802

What. Planet. Are. These . People. From?

The planet of 'my politics control my perception of reality'. Or some such place.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:21:21pm

re: #30 wrenchwench

Paleofeces

I guess that would refer to his show.

Oh, you are so mean.

And correct.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:21:40pm

I don't believe for a minute that Rush is actually a creationist, that guy's doing schtick, it's a character

The real pathetic thing is that the GOP base hangs on his every word and doesn't seem to realize he's just sucking them dry

What, me worry? Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:22:42pm

re: #10 imp_62

"Hitler's efforts were finite"? And juxtaposing Freud to Hitler? Is there anything this baboon will not say for ratings? I still think he is worse than Glenn Beck, because under the bottom line, Beck is a showman. Rush seems to truly mean it, and people with these types of convictions are dangerous.

Rush ponders, "What would happen if Freud not been born?"

Well hell, Sparky, I ain't got a clue, but I wonder what would happen if Rush hadn't been born. Everytime I hear this stuff, I ask that question. Of course, there wouldn't be a modern GOP!

SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:23:00pm

re: #37 calochortus

Also, could he please explain why the world would have been so different without Darwin. We could be whining about Alfred Wallace instead?

He's convenient. Everyone has heard of him.

What I've always found saddest and most ironic about Darwin is that he apparently did go through something of a loss of faith, but it had nothing to do with evolution. He and his wife lost a young daughter.

freetoken Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:23:23pm

re: #50 WindUpBird

Of course it is a schtick. Yet that is why it is so sad - as with Art Bell, there are plenty of people out there who believe the stuff they hear from these radio talkers.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:23:30pm

re: #47 Lidane

Seriously.

Millions out of work. People worried about the economy, jobs, health care, etc. and these idiots will want to investigate AGW, Obama's birth certificate, and ACORN, even though it no longer exists. WTF? Why are people voting for these clowns again? Is this really the best that the GOP can do?

It's the usual American reaction. They vote for Democrats and then when they get tired of the Democrats they vote for Republicans. They seem to think that the Republicans will wave their magic wand and make the economy robust. Only now they're going to be voting for the newly rebranded wingnut Republican candidates. After November we'll be looking at a congress unlike any other we've ever seen before. The GOP is regressing.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:23:32pm

re: #16 Gus 802

My oh my. This idiot has about 6 million listeners a day. How can anyone continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh after hearing this.

He calculates what he says in order TO GET those listeners. Easily manipulated rubes and senior citizens who think Limbaugh is "the news"

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:24:13pm

re: #53 freetoken

Of course it is a schtick. Yet that is why it is so sad - as with Art Bell, there are plenty of people out there who believe the stuff they hear from these radio talkers.

Speaking of art bell, I just saw Men Who Stare at Goats, , that movie is a hoot :D

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:24:13pm

re: #33 AJStrata

These creationists are a silly lot. While in elementary school teachers and curriculum use simplistic terms to describe the basics of science. Like the Earth is round (it's not a perfect sphere) if you throw a ball it will follow a ballistic trajectory (not really, air drag etc. play havoc with the path), etc. It is what a child can grasp at each stage, building up more and more detail and refinement as they grow older and learn more.

What we don't know is infinite. What we think we know pales in comparison

Lies to children.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:24:42pm

re: #34 Gus 802

What. Planet. Are. These . People. From?

The planet OMG.

TedStriker Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:24:50pm

re: #43 pharmmajor

Well, who didn't know that Rush was a ret@rd?

Rush may be many things (such as a wrong-headed demagogue), but a "ret@rd" he ain't...unfortunately, he is a fairly intelligent man (aside from his belief in creationism) and that makes him much more dangerous to the cause of logic and reason.

/don't try to be cute and bypass any language filters Charles might have...it ain't cool

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:25:44pm

re: #47 Lidane

It's all about bread and circuses for these clowns. Everything is going to hell but you won't hear about it because they'll be too busy sensationalizing everything and investigating every bs conspiracy theory they can. It worked during the clinton impeachment and now that they aren't at the helm to get their next war on they'll do the next best thing, start a war on the democrats and our government here.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:25:44pm

re: #39 imp_62

Yes.

Good answer.

freetoken Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:25:56pm

Speaking of science, one of the bigger news of the day:

Newly discovered planet may be first truly habitable exoplanet

It's around a red dwarf, and those kind of stars tend to be quite stormy, and since the planet is so close to the star it would get hit with nasty solar storms. Also, because the planet is so close it may be tidally locked to the star. So the likelihood of life being there is pretty small.

Still, exoplanetology is booming these days and we will, I am quite confident, discover that the galaxy is full of potentially habitable planets.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:26:48pm

re: #43 pharmmajor

Well, who didn't know that Rush was a ret@rd?

Be choosing your language a little more carefully, laddie.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:27:25pm

re: #62 freetoken

Speaking of science, one of the bigger news of the day:

Newly discovered planet may be first truly habitable exoplanet

It's around a red dwarf, and those kind of stars tend to be quite stormy, and since the planet is so close to the star it would get hit with nasty solar storms. Also, because the planet is so close it may be tidally locked to the star. So the likelihood of life being there is pretty small.

Still, exoplanetology is booming these days and we will, I am quite confident, discover that the galaxy is full of potentially habitable planets.

[Link: www.nasa.gov...]

What, me worry? Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:29:11pm

re: #53 freetoken

Of course it is a schtick. Yet that is why it is so sad - as with Art Bell, there are plenty of people out there who believe the stuff they hear from these radio talkers.

Art Bell. Hmm... I worked on a project with a woman here in Miami which was referred to as America's stonehenge. "The Miami Circle" was discovered maybe 10 years or so ago - an ancient stone circle used by the Tequesta Indians 1000s of years ago.

Art apparently collected over $1M from his show to save the circle. They were going to bulldoze it. Least he bragged that he collected over $1M from donations. He made some chinsy faux-gold necklaces that he was selling and tshirts and what-not. Anyway, we never saw a penny from him. If he collected the money, he's a crook. If he didn't, he's a liar.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:29:34pm

re: #57 b_sharp

Lies to children.

Answers to the unknown is filed under literature.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:29:48pm

re: #52 SanFranciscoZionist

He's convenient. Everyone has heard of him.

What I've always found saddest and most ironic about Darwin is that he apparently did go through something of a loss of faith, but it had nothing to do with evolution. He and his wife lost a young daughter.

He did begin to question his faith before his daughter's death but his doubt was completed by her dying.

Basho Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:30:49pm

re: #52 SanFranciscoZionist

What I've always found saddest and most ironic about Darwin is that he apparently did go through something of a loss of faith, but it had nothing to do with evolution. He and his wife lost a young daughter.

He had brains too...

I'm not listening to this clip. What are the highlights?

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:31:03pm

re: #56 WindUpBird

Speaking of art bell, I just saw Men Who Stare at Goats, , that movie is a hoot :D

That movie made me like the lead actor, what's his name.

calochortus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:31:33pm

re: #52 SanFranciscoZionist

Yes they did lose a daughter, and Darwin lost his faith. Which was a double blow to his devout wife. I think Darwin actually studied for the ministry at one point, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:32:49pm

re: #68 Basho

He had brains too...

I'm not listening to this clip. What are the highlights?

Here you go.

RUSH: So here's Matthews, he thinks P.J. O'Rourke is going to join him in pummeling Christine O'Donnell, sets him up with a softball, a hanging softball, and P. J. says, "Yeah, I kind of agree with her. You look at the Democrats and say evolution? That's kinda going in the other direction." We know what Christine O'Donnell says. Hey, look, if there's evolution, how come there's still monkeys? How come the monkey doesn't evolve in front of our face? Why is it still a monkey? If we cape from the apes, why are there still apes? How come the gorillas that are still there got left out of the deal? How did some of us become advanced humans and King Kong is still out there as King Kong? I know what she's saying. It's a matter of choice. Obviously some gorillas did not want to become humans because they didn't want to get blamed for destroying their own habitat. And there's nothing wrong with staying a gorilla. I mean if you want to stay a gorilla that's absolutely fine. You want to be King Kong, I mean who knows, Naomi Watts, you might get to meet her someday. You probably got a better chance of meeting Naomi Watts as a gorilla than you do as a gas station attendant. I mean, if I was a gorilla that's the way I'd be looking at it.

Now, evolution, I know that evolution is Darwin, and I think there are two guys who have probably done more to screw up the human race on balance. It's probably a tough thing to signal out two guys out of all of the people that have been destructive to the human race, you gotta put Hitler up there and so forth, but I mean Hitler's efforts were finite. There are two guys whose work goes on and on and on that continue to just have everything all screwed up. One was Darwin, the other is Freud. You ever stop to think what would happen if Freud had never been born, or Freud had become a barber. If Darwin had become a street sweeper rather than a scientist, how things would be different. We might not even have liberals were it not for those two guys.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:33:24pm

re: #66 Gus 802

Answers to the unknown is filed under literature.

A Terry Pratchett fan has an advantage.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:33:27pm

Oh. And P. J. O'Rourke is another idiot in my book.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:34:27pm

re: #69 b_sharp

That movie made me like the lead actor, what's his name.

the two leads are clooney and ewan mcgregor

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:34:54pm

re: #70 calochortus

Yes they did lose a daughter, and Darwin lost his faith. Which was a double blow to his devout wife. I think Darwin actually studied for the ministry at one point, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

He was enrolled but quit. His dad then arranged for his job aboard the Beagle.

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:35:18pm

re: #2 jamesfirecat

Like I needed another reason to look down on Rush...

By the way excellent picture Charles, maybe you can photoshop in a top hat as well to go along with that cigar...

Too bad that's not a cigar, but a gigantic fecal appendage that Rush calls his tongue.

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:35:42pm

re: #74 WindUpBird

the two leads are clooney and ewan mcgregor

Yah, what's his name and Obi wan.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:35:50pm

re: #76 PT Barnum

Too bad that's not a cigar, but a gigantic fecal appendage that Rush calls his tongue.

I'm starting a grindcore band called Fecal Appendage

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:36:05pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Yah, what's his name and Obi wan.

the dude from ER and the heroin addict yes :D

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:36:16pm

re: #76 PT Barnum

Too bad that's not a cigar, but a gigantic fecal appendage that Rush calls his tongue.

Eww.

Gag.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:36:47pm

re: #77 b_sharp

My favorite Ewan McGregor role is when he effectively played IGGY POP

Image: velvetgoldmine_-_velvet-goldmine-poster03.jpg

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:37:23pm

re: #63 b_sharp

Be choosing your language a little more carefully, laddie.

Okay..not a retard...just a fucking immoral son of a bitch.

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:37:55pm

re: #78 WindUpBird

I'm starting a grindcore band called Fecal Appendage

I won't be coming to your concerts...

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:38:22pm

re: #83 PT Barnum

I won't be coming to your concerts...

it's okay, wait a week I'll have a different band

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:38:29pm

re: #76 PT Barnum

Too bad that's not a cigar, but a gigantic fecal appendage that Rush calls his tongue.

Yes but feces has a far greater beneficial biological function than Rush Limbaugh's tongue ever will have. Limbaugh's tongue is essentially intellectually and biologically inert.

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:38:37pm

re: #80 b_sharp

Eww.

Eww.

Gag.

I see you had the hoped for response. Of course I have the same response everytime I hear Rush spew his usual stock of bullshit

sattv4u2 Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:39:04pm

re: #78 WindUpBird

I'm starting a grindcore band called Fecal Appendage

Reminds me of George Carlins bit "Punk Bands I Have Known"

[Link: www.80sxchange.com...]

Basho Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:39:10pm

Err.. I forgot his name... but there was another scientist independently came up with the theory of evolution. Darwin published his material first. If Darwin weren't a scientist, everything would be the same except for me forgetting that other guy's name.

DaddyG Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:39:11pm

Anyone who thinks the Bible and Origin of the Species contradict each other doesn't clearly understand the Bible or the Origin of the Species.

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:39:44pm

re: #85 Gus 802

Yes but feces has a far greater beneficial biological function than Rush Limbaugh's tongue ever will have. Limbaugh's tongue is essentially intellectually and biologically inert.

Now there's a name for a band! Rush Limbaugh's Tongue...oh wait, it's already been done..

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:18pm

re: #81 WindUpBird

My favorite Ewan McGregor role is when he effectively played IGGY POP

Image: velvetgoldmine_-_velvet-goldmine-poster03.jpg

He played Iggy?

That would be some acting.

calochortus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:20pm

re: #88 Basho

Err.. I forgot his name... but there was another scientist independently came up with the theory of evolution. Darwin published his material first. If Darwin weren't a scientist, everything would be the same except for me forgetting that other guy's name.

That was Alfred Wallace.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:23pm

re: #87 sattv4u2

haha Stillborn is a real band! :D

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:36pm

re: #91 b_sharp

He played Iggy?

That would be some acting.

he was great, that movie is flawless

b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:37pm

re: #82 PT Barnum

Okay..not a retard...just a fucking immoral son of a bitch.

Much fucking better.

Summer Seale Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:40:53pm

What a fuckin' meathead.

Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:41:13pm

Anybody else hear any of Obama's back yard shtick today? I thought he did a pretty good job of explaining himself, though I wish to hell he'd get mad once in a while.

Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:41:26pm

re: #95 b_sharp

Much fucking better.

I'd rather spend a week with Snooki than 1 minute with Limbaugh.

How's that?

3eff Jeff Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:41:29pm

This is my favorite part, right at the end:

There are two guys whose work goes on and on and on that continue to just have everything all screwed up. One was Darwin, the other is Freud. You ever stop to think what would happen if Freud had never been born, or Freud had become a barber. If Darwin had become a street sweeper rather than a scientist, how things would be different. We might not even have liberals were it not for those two guys.

What an amazing misreading of history. I have no idea how to respond to it. "We might not even have liberals…" Wow.

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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:41:59pm

re: #99 3eff Jeff

ahahaha genius

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:42:09pm

re: #86 PT Barnum

I see you had the hoped for response. Of course I have the same response everytime I hear Rush spew his usual stock of bullshit

I do my best not to listen to him. My wife has complained about the puke on the floor.

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DaddyG Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:42:19pm

re: #98 Gus 802

I'd rather spend a week with Snooki than 1 minute with Limbaugh.

How's that?

Choose your STD.

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Liberal Classic Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:42:23pm

I usually try to read the article/watch the video and make a relevant comment.

This time I'm not even going to bother.

*sigh*

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Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:42:29pm

re: #98 Gus 802

I'd rather spend a week with Snooki than 1 minute with Limbaugh.

How's that?

Oh man...I see your Snooki and raise you a Rosanne Barr

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Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:42:37pm

Yo. Rush! If it wasn't for Darwin you'd probably still be waiting for you Oxycontin.

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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:43:26pm

re: #104 PT Barnum

Oh man...I see your Snooki and raise you a Rosanne Barr

I'd actually legitimately hang out with Roseanne Barr, especially if she was drunk, that would be awesome

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3eff Jeff Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:43:39pm

re: #100 WindUpBird

Exactly. I mean do you think Marx and Engels were influenced by those two?

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Vicious Babushka Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:43:44pm

re: #31 Gus 802

OMG! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Here's a "cartoon" they like. What. The. Fuck.

I'm so offended, I think I'll, oh I dunno, go bake a pie or something.

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Nervous Norvous Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:44:52pm

re: #105 Gus 802

Yo. Rush! If it wasn't for Darwin you'd probably still be waiting for you Oxycontin.

One of my favorite Doonesbury cartoons.

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:46:26pm

re: #88 Basho

Err.. I forgot his name... but there was another scientist independently came up with the theory of evolution. Darwin published his material first. If Darwin weren't a scientist, everything would be the same except for me forgetting that other guy's name.

Both Darwin's and Wallace's ideas were presented at the same time. Darwin took a very long time dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's to make sure it was bullet proof before making it public. He was the consummate scientist.

If neither had been born, somebody else would have come up with it. Most of the background ideas existed prior to their work.

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DaddyG Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:47:36pm

re: #110 b_sharp

Both Darwin's and Wallace's ideas were presented at the same time. Darwin took a very long time dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's to make sure it was bullet proof before making it public. He was the consummate scientist.

If neither had been born, somebody else would have come up with it. Most of the background ideas existed prior to their work.

The field was evolving.

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:48:16pm

re: #94 WindUpBird

he was great, that movie is flawless

Speaking of Iggy, I loved him in Hardware.

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:49:06pm

re: #98 Gus 802

I'd rather spend a week with Snooki than 1 minute with Limbaugh.

How's that?

Artistry in insult. Bravo.

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Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:51:00pm

If dinosaurs evolved into birds why are there still lizards? -- Limbaugh

///

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palomino Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:51:00pm

Freud? Like without him, we wouldn't have modern psychiatry? Freud didn't cause any unique damage.

As for Darwin, who is harmed by theories of evolution, other than biblical literalists who are offended?

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:51:24pm

re: #111 DaddyG

The field was evolving.

No shit.

(Had to bring the discussion back to coprolites)

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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:56:11pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

To the tune of how many millions of wasted dollars?

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Mad Prophet Ludwig Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:58:02pm

I just posted my second pre-science lecture.

How science works and why we should trust it: Pre-science lecture 2

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

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Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:58:23pm

re: #115 palomino

Freud? Like without him, we wouldn't have modern psychiatry? Freud didn't cause any unique damage.

As for Darwin, who is harmed by theories of evolution, other than biblical literalists who are offended?

It's the usual Godwin bullshit. All roads lead to Hitler. Using this logic one may as well blame the Wright Brothers for the Luftwaffe.

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Amory Blaine Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:58:48pm

re: #117 negativ

To the tune of how many millions of wasted dollars?

It will be the Clinton era all over again. Endless committees investigating every bogus charge until they prove Obama masturbated in the bathroom then lied about it to Congress.

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HappyWarrior Wed, Sep 29, 2010 2:59:10pm

re: #71 Gus 802

Here you go.

Haha blaming Darwin and Freud for the existence of liberals. Hahaha. I am sorry but damn. And Rush didn't get the right memo since I know alot of liberals who strongly dislike Freud. When I took a psychology class myself I was much more inclined towards the behavioralist school.

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Mad Prophet Ludwig Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:02:36pm

re: #112 b_sharp

Speaking of Iggy, I loved him in Hardware.

Angry BOB!

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Mad Prophet Ludwig Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:04:50pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

The smear that will not die. Just by repeating it enough these charlatans hope to keep the smear alive. This is the issue. Of course they could not possibly act on the science until they "investigated" this evil fraud for say a decade...

In the mean time, the clock is ticking and we march towards tipping points.

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Wozza Matter? Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:07:14pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

Been done.......
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

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Eclectic Infidel Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:15:04pm

I wonder how America would look if evolution was erased in the public schools, abortion was outlawed, homosexuality criminalized, prayer reintroduced to the classroom, access to contraceptives limited, the dept of education, SSA, etc. eliminated. Medicare, UI, gone. Laissez faire pushed...

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HappyWarrior Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:21:04pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

The House Republicans: We're for smaller government except that we're not.

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cat-tikvah Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:29:57pm

Okay, I'm surprised no one's linked this yet. Calling all Troy McClure fans!

[Link: www.hulu.com...]

Could be Rush's new theme song!

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BongCrodny Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:44:24pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

One of the great mysteries: Why are there still monkeys?
/

Undernourishment?

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theheat Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:53:10pm

Maybe evolution is a crock. For years, every time I see Rush he's exactly the same: pudgy, dumb, offensive, loud, arrogant, deceitful, self-centered, remarried, and full of shit. He hasn't changed a bit.

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Cheechako Wed, Sep 29, 2010 3:57:02pm

re: #54 Gus 802

After November we'll be looking at a congress unlike any other we've ever seen before. The GOP is regressing.

You're correct, for the next 2 years Congress will be leading us into a period of "Stag-Nation".

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Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:17:58pm

re: #131 Dr. Shalit

Uh, not it's not. This is from today. T-o-d-a-y. September 29, 2010.

[Link: www.google.com...]

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wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:18:27pm

re: #131 Dr. Shalit

Post-and-run #3 is the most lame.

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Gus Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:28:03pm

re: #132 Gus 802

Uh, ~~not~~ no it's not. This is from today. T-o-d-a-y. September 29, 2010.

[Link: www.google.com...]

Oops. PIMF

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b_sharp Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:30:40pm

re: #125 eclectic infidel

I wonder how America would look if evolution was erased in the public schools, abortion was outlawed, homosexuality criminalized, prayer reintroduced to the classroom, access to contraceptives limited, the dept of education, SSA, etc. eliminated. Medicare, UI, gone. Laissez faire pushed...

Uuggly!

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Nick Schroeder Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:40:22pm

You know what else we wouldn't have without liberals?

An internet to listen to this retarded drivel on.

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wrenchwench Wed, Sep 29, 2010 4:42:30pm

Here's what Rush put in his email summary of today's program on this topic:

"Darwin has caused humanity a lot of grief, like Freud has caused humanity a lot of confusion, and like Marx is literally, single-handedly responsible for more murder than any organized criminal you could name." -Rush

Doubling down on stupid.

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Henchman 25 Wed, Sep 29, 2010 6:46:46pm

re: #125 eclectic infidel

Turn the clock back to the Dark Ages, only with today's architecture and mannerisms and you pretty much have it.

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ClaudeMonet Wed, Sep 29, 2010 6:51:19pm

re: #36 freetoken

Here is the GOP at work:

Rep. Issa Would Lead 'Climategate' Probe if House Goes to GOP

A million and one things to investigate, and what is on the ranking Republican's top agenda? "Climategate."

Proof that John Boehner is not the dumbest man in Congress. It's close, but Issa and his ilk are even more stupid.

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nines09 Wed, Sep 29, 2010 6:58:22pm

Does he still support Christine (I didn't chop down that cherry tree) O'Donnell? Of course he does. She's a Republican. She's the person best qualified to help lead our nation towards that shining future they have in mind. You know the one. With the right people in charge. Why the futures' so bright with this new wave of wisdom, I gotta wear shades. Rush could (and IS) selling shit as Shinola.

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Basho Wed, Sep 29, 2010 8:34:15pm

Creationist threads used to get 758947592 comments an hour =(

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Basho Wed, Sep 29, 2010 8:36:52pm

"Darwin has caused humanity a lot of grief, like Freud has caused humanity a lot of confusion, and like Marx is literally, single-handedly responsible for more murder than any organized criminal you could name." -Rush

Do you know what "literally" means you dufas?!?!? Where did you learn to write? From valley girls of the early 90's? Good grief.

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Yashmak Thu, Sep 30, 2010 7:45:00am

re: #92 calochortus

So in other words, the big change if Darwin had decided to be a street sweeper instead, is that it would be Wallace that Rush compares to Hitler today, instead of Darwin.

That's about the sum total difference.

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