Christine O'Donnell's Super Secret Classified Chinese Takeover Plot

Christine O’Donnell’s Super Secret Classified Chinese Takeover Plot

WingnutsOctober 2010 • Views: 6,743

In a 2006 Delaware Senate primary debate, anti-wanking Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell boasted that she was “privy to” secret classified information about a Chinese plot to take over the United States.

WASHINGTON — Republican Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell of Delaware said in a 2006 debate that China was plotting to take over America and claimed to have classified information about the country that she couldn’t divulge. …

She said China had a “carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America” and accused one opponent of appeasement for suggesting that the two countries were economically dependent and should find a way to be allies.

“That doesn’t work,” she said. “There’s much I want to say. I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to.”

“A country that forces women to have abortions and mandates that you can only have one child and will not allow you the freedom to read the Bible, you think they can be our friend?” she asked. “We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it’s because they’ve got something up their sleeve.”

When challenged on her claim to have secret information, O’Donnell said she learned it from “nonprofit groups” who sent missionaries to China.

Oh brother. I think it might be time to create a “GOP Fear Mongering” category for LGF articles.

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158 comments

BishopX Mon, Oct 4, 2010 2:54:55pm

Christine O'Donnell is going to get a whole bunch of missionaries shot...

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 2:57:28pm

Secret information is the coolest.

Sorry, can't share it, because then it won't be a secret anymore.

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Oct 4, 2010 2:58:04pm

But how do you KNOW the chinese aren't planning to take over?

Youtube Video

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Oct 4, 2010 2:58:12pm

What are her chances of winning?

Dean Wormer?

"ZERO POINT ZERO".

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 2:59:55pm

Maybe we can get Christine to come forward and tell us more about the Missionary position in China.

Eclectic Infidel Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:00:56pm

Hmmm. Isn't the John Birch Society a nonprofit?

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:01:03pm

Youtube Video

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:01:06pm

re: #5 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

well if they masturbated more they might not be so over-populated, thus stopping masturbation is right out. But if she could make everyone stop having sex...

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:01:12pm

She's crazy. Too bad there's no video link to this because we've been doing Christine O'Donnell clips at the end of College Dems meetings here.

Killgore Trout Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:01:50pm

When challenged on her claim to have secret information, O’Donnell said she learned it from “nonprofit groups” who sent missionaries to China.

A secret communist takeover plot exposed by missionaries? Why does that sound familiar?
Oh, yeah: John Birch Society

The society was established in Indianapolis, Indiana on December 9, 1958, by a group of 12 led by Robert Welch, Jr., a retired candy manufacturer from Belmont, Massachusetts. Welch named the new organization after John Birch, an American Baptist missionary and U.S. military intelligence officer who was killed by communist forces in China in August 1945, shortly after the conclusion of World War II. Welch claimed that Birch was an unknown but dedicated anti-communist,[4] and the first American casualty, Welch contended, of the Cold War.
....
According to Welch, "both the U.S. and Soviet governments are controlled by the same furtive conspiratorial cabal of internationalists, greedy bankers, and corrupt politicians. If left unexposed, the traitors inside the U.S. government would betray the country's sovereignty to the United Nations for a collectivist New World Order, managed by a 'one-world socialist government.'

steve_davis Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:02:21pm

"I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to.”

Important to note that O'Donnell is using the definition that means "place to perform one's bodily evacuations."

Killgore Trout Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:02:26pm

re: #6 eclectic infidel

Hmmm. Isn't the John Birch Society a nonprofit?

Probably not but O'donnel wouldn't know either way.

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:04:01pm

So, Newt Gingrich who I know supports Christine but also was on record of saying we should emulate China's economic policies. I wonder what Newt thinks of this. Seriously, I am no fan of the Chinese government either but O'Donnell is a frigging head case.

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:04:44pm

the chinese plan to take over the U.S. through a program that includes mandatory masturbation and gay sex which will lower the birthrate of the U.S. and thus allow the chinese to overwhelm us with sheer numbers. Only Christine O'Donnell has a handle on the situation and only she can prevent this travesty. In november quit pulling your member and pull the lever for Christine O'Donnell.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:05:40pm

CHINA IS HERE, MISTER BURTON!

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:06:15pm

Not only does she present a conspiracy theory but she has proof! And it's secret information that she can't divulge! It's secret agent Christine O'Donnell. A woman of many hats.

So. How's that 11th Commandment working out?

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:07:29pm

So when O'Donnell loses, I cannot wait to read people say she lost because she wasn't conservative enough.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:09:23pm

re: #17 HappyWarrior

So when O'Donnell loses, I cannot wait to read people say she lost because she wasn't conservative enough.

Oh fuck, you're right!

We totally have to watch for that now :D Same with Angle.

Reginald Perrin Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:09:47pm

re: #17 HappyWarrior

So when O'Donnell loses, I cannot wait to read people say she lost because she wasn't conservative enough.

Maybe she will blame the Chinese, it is part of their plot to take over America.

the yankee Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:09:50pm

I wonder if she shops at Wal-Mart?

Vicious Babushka Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:11:38pm

By coincidence, I am making Chinese food for supper.

But it is home made "Chinese style" kosher food, not takeover.

the yankee Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:11:47pm

re: #18 WindUpBird

Oh fuck, you're right!

We totally have to watch for that now :D Same with Angle.

I kind of hope that Angle wins, partly because i don't care for Reid but also because I think we need a constant remember or this right wing revolution.

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:12:45pm

re: #18 WindUpBird

Oh fuck, you're right!

We totally have to watch for that now :D Same with Angle.

You know as well as I do that it's coming and I will laugh my ass off. I mean these candidates have some crazy as shit views. From Christine's stance on jerking the old gerkin to Rand Paul's bizzare beliefs on civil rights legislation and Angle's belief that black football jerseys are satanic. If this is "Real America", then I am glad not to live there.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:13:08pm

re: #16 Gus 802
It's almost as good as Guam tipping over into the ocean./

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:13:41pm

re: #22 the yankee

I kind of hope that Angle wins, partly because i don't care for Reid but also because I think we need a constant remember or this right wing revolution.

I don't want her to win, but I will use her win as a rhetorical opportunity and an ever-flowing stream of grim comedy, yes

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:13:49pm

re: #19 Reginald Perrin

Maybe she will blame the Chinese, it is part of their plot to take over America.

Nah Christine will blame the masterbation lobby :). We're a powerful force.

garhighway Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:15:20pm

I still don't get how she has access to classified information. Missionaries told her? WTF?

How do THEY have access to classified information?

This whole thing has an air of "I have in my hand 57 cases of individuals who would appear to be either card carrying members or certainly loyal to the Communist Party, but who nevertheless are still helping to shape our foreign policy."

We all know how that ended.

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:16:28pm

re: #26 HappyWarrior

Nah Christine will blame the masterbation lobby :). We're a powerful force.

Well, I'm pulling for her.

Reginald Perrin Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:16:43pm

re: #24 tradewind

It's almost as good as Guam tipping over into the ocean./

Don't you have any fresher talking points from the astro-turf spin machine? That one is way past it's "best before" date

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:18:06pm

re: #11 steve_davis
Not in the way she's using it.

priv·y (prv)
adj.
1. Made a participant in knowledge of something private or secret: was privy to classified information.
2. Belonging or proper to a person, such as the British sovereign, in a private rather than official capacity.
3. Secret; concealed.

'Outhouse ' is the secondary definition.
[Link: www.thefreedictionary.com...]
Somehow I bet there are enough actual mistakes in her ( and most of the candidates') transcripts without having to dig.

Political Atheist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:19:30pm

Well you could just go for Fear Mongering and let the results speak for themselves. Good spot to test an "auto tag" feature. Change it something else on the rare occasion you need to. J/K LOL.

The Loon party.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:19:46pm

re: #29 Reginald Perrin
Oh, if a Republican had said it, you'd think it was fresher than just-baked bread.
Who made you the judge of sell-by for quotes?

nines09 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:20:57pm

It's so secret, if she told you she would have to kill you. Then she would have to kill herself for telling you. What a closet she has. What a loon.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:21:10pm

re: #24 tradewind

It's almost as good as Guam tipping over into the ocean./

Well. He does have Hepatitis C and "tends to get lost in conversation" at time. He acknowledged that flub and said he was using it as metaphor. Unlike O'Donnell he did a earn a J.D. and actually worked his way to his position rather than using his "hair and make-up" like Ms. O'Donnell.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:21:26pm

So soon with the Magical Unbalanced Fairy.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:23:53pm

re: #34 Gus 802
Then it's even more egregious for someone with his educational background. Remember, O'Donnell's a mere academic poseur.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:24:13pm

re: #36 tradewind

Then it's even more egregious for someone with his educational background. Remember, O'Donnell's a mere academic poseur.

Christine O'Donnell's has knowledge to a "Super Secret Classified Chinese Takeover Plot" with secret information she can't divulge!

Oh yeah! Hank Johnson once said that Guam was going to capsize!

[Intermission]

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:25:07pm

re: #34 Gus 802
Hep C's a viral infection causing inflammation of the liver, among other symptoms, I believe. How does it affect cognition?

garhighway Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:25:39pm

re: #36 tradewind

Then it's even more egregious for someone with his educational background. Remember, O'Donnell's a mere academic poseur.

He owned up to it. Let us know when any of these tea party nutbags do that.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:26:23pm

re: #37 Gus 802
Really, she's gonna get trounced anyway. You should save some shots for election night when there won't be a lot of yucks otherwise.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:26:37pm

Welcome to "Point, Counterpoint." Tonight's counterpoint is, Hank Johnson.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:27:20pm

re: #41 Gus 802
Whatever happened to that show, anyway?

jaunte Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:27:28pm

"I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to.”

Nomination for rotating title.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:27:30pm

re: #40 tradewind

Really, she's gonna get trounced anyway. You should save some shots for election night when there won't be a lot of yucks otherwise.

Oh. My mistake. Here I thought the topic WAS Christine O'Donnell. Even the title sez so:

Christine O'Donnell's Super Secret Classified Chinese Takeover Plot

So, should we talk about machine guns or football?

sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:28:13pm

re: #42 tradewind

Whatever happened to that show, anyway?

"Jane" was an "ignorant slut"

(Dan Ackroyd reference)

garhighway Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:28:25pm

re: #38 tradewind

Hep C's a viral infection causing inflammation of the liver, among other symptoms, I believe. How does it affect cognition?

Generalized signs and symptoms associated with chronic hepatitis C include fatigue, flu-like symptoms, joint pains, itching, sleep disturbances, appetite changes, nausea, and depression.

For further info, please see:

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Eclectic Infidel Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:29:31pm

re: #12 Killgore Trout

Probably not but O'donnel wouldn't know either way.

I only ask because (I think anyway) that John Birch, purportedly, was the first American killed on pinko commie Chinese soil.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:33:53pm

From Wonkette:

TPM reports on the AP’s report on something somebody dug up from four years ago:

She said China had a “carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America” and accused one opponent of appeasement for suggesting that the two countries were economically dependent and should find a way to be allies.

“That doesn’t work,” she said. “There’s much I want to say. I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to.”

And where did she get this hot stuff? Basically, from the Bible. When her primary opponent — a Chinese-American professor named Jan Ting — challenged her on this asinine claim, O’Donnell said she got the spy papers from “non profit groups” who send missionaries to China. So, if this very reasonable story is to be trusted, Christine O’Donnell learned from a church group in Delaware of secret plans by Beijing to invade the United States.

sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:33:59pm

re: #47 eclectic infidel

I only ask because (I think anyway) that John Birch, purportedly, was the first American killed on pinko commie Chinese soil.

Don't know about that

But I've always likes the trees and beer named after him!!

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:34:43pm

Image: odonnell-hare-krishna-meatballs.jpg

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:35:06pm

re: #46 garhighway
That's plenty, thanks.
Glad there's a test now for blood transfusions. The dirty needle thing, though, still a problem.

lostlakehiker Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:35:14pm

Consider the trajectory of Singapore. Founded around 1820, the city grew around cohorts of European, Indian, Arab, Malay, and Chinese immigrants.

wikipedia describes the Singapore town plan of 1822.

Now, according to the CIA world factbook, Singapore is 77% ethnic Chinese. There was never any plan, never any violence. It just worked out that way.

Talk of secret plans etc. is silly. That's not the way things work. China is thriving and war and conquest is no part of the recipe.

Beauzeaux Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:35:18pm

Everything she's ever done points to her being a full-blown attention whore. She's do anything to get attention and say whatever pops into her head that will KEEP the attention on her.
She reminds me of a certain half-term Alaska governor.

Reginald Perrin Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:35:49pm

re: #42 tradewind

Whatever happened to that show, anyway?

That show that was 60 minutes and it is still on the air. Maybe you didn't realize it was still around because it isn't on Fox News Channel.

Surabaya Stew Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:36:01pm

re: #21 Alouette

By coincidence, I am making Chinese food for supper.

But it is home made "Chinese style" kosher food, not takeover.

Thats good stuff. When I did my Synagogue security gig, the banquets always featured Kosher Chinese cusinue. Never had tastier Egg Foo Young....

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:36:03pm

re: #52 lostlakehiker
Toss ' weapons for Taiwan ' into that mix and see how quickly they spring into action......

steve_davis Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:37:05pm

re: #30 tradewind

Not in the way she's using it.

'Outhouse ' is the secondary definition.
[Link: www.thefreedictionary.com...]
Somehow I bet there are enough actual mistakes in her ( and most of the candidates') transcripts without having to dig.

Wow. It's like you took my kind of lame attempt at humor and just...doubled down :-)

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:38:08pm

Militant Israeli settlers burn mosque near Bethlehem

darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:38:34pm

"nonprofit groups"? Methinks the evangelical kool-aid runs strong through this one's kidneys.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:38:53pm

re: #54 Reginald Perrin
Maybe, but probably not, considering I watch as much MSNBC/CNN as Fox.
There's not a lot of value in getting all one's news from a source one generally agrees with. The phrase ' preaching to the choir ' comes to mind......

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:39:28pm

Spending is out of control!

The new fear: We're the ~~government~~ Tea Party and we're here to help!

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:39:34pm

Damn it, hit post while scrolling around.

Militant Israeli settlers burn mosque near Bethlehem

A mosque in the Palestinian village of Beit Fajar, just south of Bethlehem, became the fourth in the last two years to be the target of an arson attempt, according to human rights workers. The attack is believed to be part of a campaign by vigilante settlers to ignite violence by attacking Muslim holy sites.

"Whoever did this is a terrorist in every sense of the word, and intended to hurt the chances for peace and dialogue with the Palestinians,'' said Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak in a statement. "This was a shameful act that besmirched the State of Israel and its value."

Perpetrators of previous attacks against mosques have left behind in Hebrew graffiti the words "price tag," referring to a policy of using violence against Palestinians and Israeli security forces in retaliation for outpost evacuations and militant attacks on settlers.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:40:00pm

re: #61 Gus 802

Spending is out of control!

The new fear: We're the ~~government~~ Tea Party and we're here to help!

That should read:

We're from the ~~government~~ Tea Party and we're here to help!

Kragar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:40:34pm

re: #59 darthstar

"nonprofit groups"? Methinks the evangelical kool-aid runs strong through this one's kidneys.

I prefer my non-profit groups to be non-prophet groups.

Walter L. Newton Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:42:07pm

After a week of a rap artist using the "n" word at lefty political event, socialist and peaceniks hanging around the reflecting pool, J Street being exposed as a Soros funded propaganda arm, and the stock market tanking today, I actually think O'Donnell offers a nice humorous break from the rest of the crazy.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:42:20pm

re: #62 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Were those the same ' human rights workers' who tried sailing into Gaza on the flotillas?
If so, there could be more to the story.
Really hope it's not accurate.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:43:28pm

re: #65 Walter L. Newton
Some pundit nailed the network dilemma covering that march: zoom out, and expose the sparsity, or zoom in, and expose the insanity.....//

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:43:36pm

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

After a week of a rap artist using the "n" word at lefty political event, socialist and peaceniks hanging around the reflecting pool, J Street being exposed as a Soros funded propaganda arm, and the stock market tanking today, I actually think O'Donnell offers a nice humorous break from the rest of the crazy.

Black guys using the N word?

Man next you'll tell me gay people call each other fag

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:43:43pm

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

After a week of a rap artist using the "n" word at lefty political event, socialist and peaceniks hanging around the reflecting pool, J Street being exposed as a Soros funded propaganda arm, and the stock market tanking today, I actually think O'Donnell offers a nice humorous break from the rest of the crazy.

Got a link for that?

SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:44:02pm

re: #48 Gus 802

From Wonkette:

Wouldn't you think that if the missionaries had become aware of a super-secret Chinese plot to take over America they might have, I dunno, called someone at LANGLEY or someplace, and mentioned it? Rather than running their mouths to Christine O'Donnell?

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:44:19pm

Trade is all FIRED UP ON THE JUICE, LOOK OUT

Walter L. Newton Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:45:09pm

re: #68 WindUpBird

Black guys using the N word?

Man next you'll tell me gay people call each other fag

Hey... if you like it... enjoy... I'm certainly not trying to take anything away from you.

darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:45:22pm

re: #71 WindUpBird

Trade is all FIRED UP ON THE JUICE, LOOK OUT

S/He's got that Sharron Angle juice...

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:45:38pm

re: #68 WindUpBird

Black guys using the N word?

Man next you'll tell me gay people call each other fag

Usually it means "how come they get to use the n-word?!!!ty"

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:45:56pm

The juice is loose!

Walter L. Newton Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:46:12pm

re: #69 Gus 802

Got a link for that?

You're Mr. Google Fu... find it yourself.

sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:46:12pm

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

re: #69 Gus 802

Got a link for that?

C'Mon Walter

You know if there's no link, it never happened!

sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:47:07pm

re: #76 Walter L. Newton

You're Mr. Google Fu... find it yourself.

Funny ,, he doesn't look Chinese!

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:47:21pm

re: #76 Walter L. Newton

You're Mr. Google Fu... find it yourself.

I know the story. It was rap artist that wrote lyrics to a song that contains the n-word. I was never able to find any reference or video of him actually doing this at the event. His name is B.o.B.

Reginald Perrin Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:47:28pm

re: #65 Walter L. Newton

and the stock market tanking today,

So the stock market falling 7/10ths of one percent is now considered tanking?

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:47:48pm

re: #71 WindUpBird
I'm not a fan of OJ, scared of 'roids, and out of gin, so juice isn't in the picture.//
But kudos on the caps..... you hardly ever get to see 'em anymore, and they class up the joint.//

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:48:33pm

re: #77 sattv4u2
Ka-Ching.
Should be a rotating title.

SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:49:23pm

re: #58 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Militant Israeli settlers burn mosque near Bethlehem

God DAMNIT!!

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:50:04pm

Dammit, the sun slips away earlier and earlier. Hate it.....out for a run while I can see.

darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:50:22pm

re: #80 Reginald Perrin

So the stock market falling 7/10ths of one percent is now considered tanking?

You need to put on the goggles to see it.

SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:50:34pm

re: #58 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Militant Israeli settlers burn mosque near Bethlehem

"Whoever did this is a terrorist in every sense of the word, and intended to hurt the chances for peace and dialogue with the Palestinians,'' said Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak in a statement. "This was a shameful act that besmirched the State of Israel and its value."

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:50:34pm

Wow. Here is one story.

The evening's concert was a performance by rapper B.o.B. In case anyone forgot the words to his song "I'm Dat Ni**a," the Drudge Report was thoughtful enough to place a link to the breaking-news site eLyricsWorld.com on the top of its homepage.

That's all she wrote. B.o.B. has one song with the n-word. No evidence was ever provided that he sand that particular song at the event.

[Link: nymag.com...]

Obdicut Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:51:25pm

re: #80 Reginald Perrin

So the stock market falling 7/10ths of one percent is now considered tanking?

Walter isn't really interested in facts right now.

tradewind Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:52:09pm

re: #86 SanFranciscoZionist
There's never an excuse to burn any house of worship. Glad he condemned it.
That said, it's not as if the ' peace process ' has a chance.... there's no tanking what's tanked.

SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:52:14pm

re: #87 Gus 802

Wow. Here is one story.

That's all she wrote. B.o.B. has one song with the n-word. No evidence was ever provided that he sand that particular song at the event.

[Link: nymag.com...]

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

O'Donnell is looking saner already.

darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:52:52pm

re: #88 Obdicut

Walter isn't really interested in facts right now.

It's been a while since he went off on a non-sensible rant...sit back, enjoy, and try not to get drawn in too deeply.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:53:20pm

re: #90 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

O'Donnell is looking saner already.

Yeah. So far we have Hank Johnson and B.o.B. on stage for Magical Balance Fairy. Odd, I just noticed a pattern with the two.

Walter L. Newton Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:53:31pm

re: #90 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

O'Donnell is looking saner already.

Maybe to you... O'Donnell is a complete attention whore and not stable.

darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:53:33pm

re: #87 Gus 802

So he could have sang "Amazing Grace" for all we know?

SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:54:51pm

re: #94 darthstar

So he could have sang "Amazing Grace" for all we know?

Well, it would certainly have been amusing if he had.

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:55:31pm

re: #94 darthstar

So he could have sang "Amazing Grace" for all we know?

Don't look now but James Edwards at the Political Cesspool is rather unpleased with this.

Nervous Norvous Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:55:55pm

Christine Odonnel and Sharon Angle Just when you thought Sarah Palin was the epitome of dumbfuckery.

Odonnel/Angle 2012 We're so crazy we want the job!

Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:56:34pm

Hank Johnson meme: Strike 1!

B.o.B. meme: Strike 2!

[deleted] Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:56:36pm

100

HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:58:21pm

re: #97 PT Barnum

Christine Odonnel and Sharon Angle Just when you thought Sarah Palin was the epitome of dumbfuckery.

Odonnel/Angle 2012 We're so crazy we want the job!

It's almost as I say like a contest. So who wants to say the most stupid thing possible? Speaking of Palin, I was real surprised given that she and Limbaugh seem to be of like minds that he would appear on Family Guy like he did last night. Turns out that he's done it twice since he appeared as himself in one of the Star Wars spoofs.

101

Walter L. Newton Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:58:49pm

Oh... I forgot to add... Rick Sanchez... good week of lefty crazy.

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Nervous Norvous Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:59:23pm

re: #99 darthstar

A - MAZ - ING G!
What sweet Pootie!
That tapped a n--ga like me!

Yeah, that would be an original interpretation...

I believe it's my sworn duty
to sing the praises of your booty.

Heather Graham-Da Vinci's Notebook

May not be completely SFW

Youtube Video

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Stanghazi Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:59:30pm

re: #92 Gus 802

Yeah. So far we have Hank Johnson and B.o.B. on stage for Magical Balance Fairy. Odd, I just noticed a pattern with the two.

YEP

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Obdicut Mon, Oct 4, 2010 3:59:37pm

re: #101 Walter L. Newton

Oh... I forgot to add... Rick Sanchez... good week of lefty crazy.

Do you mind being wrong about the rapper and Wall Street tanking? Or is that just incidental to your attempts to rhubarb?

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:01:59pm

DeMint: Sexually Active Unmarried Women And Gay Teachers Should Be Barred From Classrooms

Burp.

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garhighway Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:02:54pm

re: #104 Obdicut

I don't know. It's good that every now and then people give the Big Wheel of Non Sequiturs a hearty spin.

Otherwise it gets rusty.

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:04:11pm

More O'Donnell fun!

It Has Come To This: O'Donnell Family Straightens Out Father's Bozo The Clown Career

"Who told you I was Bozo?" he wanted to know.

"Your son," I said, at which point he confirmed that yes, he was Bozo, but not an official, full-time certified Bozo, more of a part-time Bozo.

"To be an official Bozo, you had to go to a special school in Texas," explained Mr. O'Donnell. He never did. Instead, he was asked to fill-in for the official Bozos whenever they would have to travel out of the Philadelphia area for acting gigs.

"They would leave, I would come in and work for two or three weeks, whatever, until the regular Bozo came back," Mr. O'Donnell said. "I was the fill-in Bozo."

Looks like she's keeping up the family tradition.

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darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:04:30pm

re: #105 Gus 802

DeMint: Sexually Active Unmarried Women And Gay Teachers Should Be Barred From Classrooms

Burp.

I think it's time to start the countdown clock to when DeMint's sex tapes become public. That dude's seriously repressed.

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Obdicut Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:04:36pm

re: #106 garhighway

No, othere: #106 garhighway

I don't know. It's good that every now and then people give the Big Wheel of Non Sequiturs a hearty spin.

Otherwise ~~it gets rusty.~~ baby otters.

Youtube Video

FTFY.

Youtube Video

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Nervous Norvous Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:05:03pm

The Captain's Wife Lament

Youtube Video

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reine.de.tout Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:06:34pm

re: #105 Gus 802

DeMint: Sexually Active Unmarried Women And Gay Teachers Should Be Barred From Classrooms

Burp.

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:07:46pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

That's what I was curious about. Well that and how he intends to enforce this and how he can with a straight face claim he's for individual rights. The freedom to screw is a freedom after all.

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Stanghazi Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:08:02pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

Ha! Adultery seems to get a pass so it must be married women!!!

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sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:08:24pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

There's several farm animals that live near me that with a little make-up on them and a fifth of booze in me,,,,,,,,,,,

(oh ,, wait ,,, did I type that out loud!?!?!)

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Reginald Perrin Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:09:06pm

re: #113 Stanley Sea

Ha! Adultery seems to get a pass so it must be married women!!!

Damn, beat me to the punch.

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darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:09:11pm

re: #112 HappyWarrior

That's what I was curious about. Well that and how he intends to enforce this and how he can with a straight face claim he's for individual rights. The freedom to screw is a freedom after all.

Why do Republicans spend so much time talking about other people's fucking?

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Nervous Norvous Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:09:22pm

re: #114 sattv4u2

There's several farm animals that live near me that with a little make-up on them and a fifth of booze in me,,,

(oh ,, wait ,,, did I type that out loud!?!?!)

I met your baah-friend the other day.

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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:09:54pm

re: #116 darthstar

Why do Republicans spend so much time talking about other people's fucking?

Because they're fucking nuts.

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Eclectic Infidel Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:09:59pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

Men can't get knocked up is my guess.

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Nervous Norvous Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:10:02pm

re: #116 darthstar

Why do Republicans spend so much time talking about other people's fucking?

They're the political version of the Ay Ay Nudge Nudge guy from Monty Python

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:10:26pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

It is rather odd isn't it. Back in "the old days" a sexually active woman was frequently pathologized. Sexually active men on the other hand were seen as normal to a greater extent. My only guess would be that Demint place a greater emphasis on women because they can bear children. Although it could be sexual regression on Demint's part.

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freetoken Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:10:49pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

I put up a Page about a new national sex survey that indicates that a non-trivial portion of American males have had a sexual encounter with another male. And IIRC from reading one of the papers on the survey, the numbers are even higher for women with women.

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Taqyia2Me Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:11:44pm

re: #116 darthstar

Why do Republicans spend so much time talking about other people's fucking?

No doubt, is there anything in the world more tedious than hearing or having to discuss somebody else's sex life?

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freetoken Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:12:11pm

From that survey, I conclude that Sen. Demint would condemn a great portion of the American populace as being unfit to teach, or even be, in schools.

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darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:12:24pm

re: #123 Taqyia2Me

No doubt, is there anything in the world more tedious than hearing or having to discuss somebody else's sex life?

It's much better on film.

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sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:12:48pm

re: #122 freetoken

I put up a Page about a new national sex survey that indicates that a non-trivial portion of American males have had a sexual encounter with another male. And IIRC from reading one of the papers on the survey, the numbers are even higher for women with women.

???
Guys who have never been on Jeapordy!?!?!?

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goddamnedfrank Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:13:05pm

re: #101 Walter L. Newton

Oh... I forgot to add... Rick Sanchez... good week of lefty crazy.

Sanchez was attacking liberals, defending the right, and equating a "white liberal establishment point of view" with the Jewish control of the media.

Here, listen:

Youtube Video

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:13:35pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

Because they're fucking nuts.

See. That's part of the problem. Nuts weren't meant to be fucked.

//My bad.

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garhighway Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:14:15pm

re: #124 freetoken

From that survey, I conclude that Sen. Demint would condemn a great portion of the American populace as being unfit to teach, or even be, in schools.

There's a great new movie out: "Waiting for Superman". It's about the crisis in our public schools. I saw it this weekend, and it was excellent. But it will piss you off.

(Also: The Social Network? Excellent.)

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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:14:50pm

re: #128 Gus 802

See. That's part of the problem. Nuts weren't meant to be fucked.

//My bad.

/

Heh reminds me of a joke, I know.
Why was Minnie Mouse nuts?
Because Minnie was fucking Goofy.

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sattv4u2 Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:16:25pm

re: #130 HappyWarrior

Heh reminds me of a joke, I know.
Why was ~~Minnie~~Mickey Mouse nuts?
Because Minnie was fucking Goofy.

ftfy

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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:16:34pm

re: #105 Gus 802

DeMint: Sexually Active Unmarried Women And Gay Teachers Should Be Barred From Classrooms

Burp.

Well, at least he's even-handed. I was once in a Catholic school where they went after the gay teacher. Given that practically every other woman on the staff was living in sin, or using birth control, or both, it was pretty hard to say they weren't a bunch of bigoted hypocrites.

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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:16:53pm

re: #131 sattv4u2

ftfy

Yeah my fault. Thanks.

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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:17:02pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

An old army novel treated the problem of every guy in the unit being a sexual profligate while all were sure their sisters were driven snow. The author develops the Theory of the High-speed Whore.

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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:17:31pm

re: #119 eclectic infidel

Men can't get knocked up is my guess.

Gay men also can't get knocked up!

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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:18:02pm

re: #123 Taqyia2Me

No doubt, is there anything in the world more tedious than hearing or having to discuss somebody else's sex life?

I dunno. I have some friends with pretty entertaining sex lives!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:20:16pm

re: #130 HappyWarrior

Did you hear about Snow White being fired at Disneyland?
They caught her behind the bushes, sitting on pinnochio's face yelling "Lie Baby, Lie!"

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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:20:19pm

re: #136 SanFranciscoZionist

I dunno. I have some friends with pretty entertaining sex lives!

Seems to invite most of the Deadly Sins--Envy, Pride, Lust, Anger (maybe not Sloth).

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:20:35pm

re: #135 SanFranciscoZionist

Gay men also can't get knocked up!

Hmmm...

DeMint was born in Greenville, South Carolina, one of four children. His parents, Betty W. (née Rawlings) and Thomas Eugene DeMint, divorced when he was five. DeMint's mother operated a dance studio

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freetoken Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:22:24pm

re: #129 garhighway

There's a great new movie out: "Waiting for Superman".

I've not seen it. I do note however that the reviews at IMDB seem to be rather polarized:
[Link: www.imdb.com...]

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darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:23:31pm

re: #139 Gus 802

Hmmm...

Those formative years in a dance studio. Show us your moves, Senator!

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HoosierHoops Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:24:57pm

re: #136 SanFranciscoZionist

I dunno. I have some friends with pretty entertaining sex lives!

Why must you always bring up Paris Hilton and I on that sex tape? I told you I was drunk!
*wink*

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:25:14pm

re: #141 darthstar

Tappa Tappa Tappa!

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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:26:39pm

re: #141 darthstar

Those formative years in a dance studio. Show us your moves, Senator!

Has to be better than Tom DeLay.

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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:27:39pm

re: #144 Decatur Deb

Has to be better than Tom DeLay.

Really, I figured with DeLay, if he was dancing he was keeping busy. Not my problem.

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darthstar Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:28:22pm

re: #144 Decatur Deb

Has to be better than Tom DeLay.

DeLay DeMint on DePillow.

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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:29:46pm

re: #146 darthstar

Very good, but we're not talking about illegal immigration here.

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Gus Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:31:14pm

re: #146 darthstar

DeLay DeMint on DePillow.

All you need is a depilatory and you have yourself one kinky orgy.

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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:33:23pm

I believe DeMint has been talking about this for a long time actually guys. It's how I first heard about him back in '04. I was like huh he's nuts to have that position. And this is the guy who has been kingmaking all the TP candidates by and large. Seriously, dude has no credibility to talk about limited government talking this kind of nonsense. I mean this is not just unconstiutional but just stupid. I'm not sure if I've had any gay teachers or professors or not but that's the point I suppose ultimately.

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shai_au Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:33:47pm

I think she just likes the word 'privy'. I do too!

Privy.

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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:38:42pm

re: #150 shai_au

I think she just likes the word 'privy'. I do too!

Privy.

At my high school it was known universally as 'the jakes' (viz King Lear).

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goddamnedfrank Mon, Oct 4, 2010 4:39:25pm

re: #116 darthstar

Why do Republicans spend so much time talking about other people's fucking?

"That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch
their buddies fuck. I know I do. Don't you?"

Youtube Video

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Eclectic Infidel Mon, Oct 4, 2010 5:00:00pm

Oh, I got a comment from a HS friend/acquaintance about the subscription -based FD in TN. He thought the article was mean-spirited and spewed the same kind of hatred (though he didn't specify the actual hatred) that right-wing sites spew. He failed to even address the wrongness of the house being allowed to burn to the ground.

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ClaudeMonet Mon, Oct 4, 2010 11:33:03pm

re: #42 tradewind

Whatever happened to that show, anyway?

IIRC, the original Point/Counterpoint on 60 Minutes was successful because the liberal and conservative participants were intelligent, civil, respectful, equally matched, and well-spoken. When Nicholas von Hoffmann, the then-current liberal, left the show, CBS replaced him with Shana Alexander, who not only was no match for conservative James J. Kilpatrick but was shrill and took everything personally. CBS pulled the plug because the format no longer worked and because the liberal was getting her a** handed to her every week.

Alexander became the model for Dan Aykroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut", as sattv4u2 mentioned.

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ClaudeMonet Mon, Oct 4, 2010 11:38:09pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

Because they're fucking nuts.

Now THAT is hilarious!

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Sol Berdinowitz Mon, Oct 4, 2010 11:48:44pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanos has a page.

I'm trying to figure out why he left out sexually active unmarried heterosexual men. It's apparently OK for them to have sex. The problem, though, is he wants to prevent gay men and unmarried women from having sex, so who, exactly, is it that the unmarried heterosexual men will be able to have sex with?

I think the message in his mind is that men should not be schoolteachers, they should have a more manly profession, except maybe gym coaches...

There is a columnist over at [Link: www.newmax.com,...] Lev Navrozov, who is constantly railing against the Chinese threat, I somehow assume that Ms O'D has been exposed directly or indirectly to his theses.

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Aziz Poonawalla Tue, Oct 5, 2010 6:11:50am

Charles, it's actually time to start a "Liars" category. Christine O'Donnell is a liar. Those 5 words need to be repeated in every article about her. She lies. and lies, and lies. She lies about never lying. She lies about being a witch, or maybe she's lying about not being one - but to her truth is just what sounds true at teh moment she says it.

Christine O'Donnell is a liar. This is the basic fact that needs to be permanently attached to articles about her.

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Kobyashi Maru Fri, Oct 8, 2010 12:49:38pm

Truth be told aren't we willingly jumping into this "plot" thanks to gutless politicians negotiating "free trade" deals where they externalize all of their costs like pollution, health care, consumer protection, etc., and allowing them to over value their currency by double?

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