The wingnuts are trying to destroy my will to live again. Received today from someone who still uses AOL as an Internet provider:

With your continued ripping of the right wing, noticed a drop-off in traffic? Don’t worry, your left wing buddies will make up the difference, I haven’t been here in 2 months, just thought I’d shoot you a message. Goodnight liberal. Bill

Well, that does it!

I want some traffic!

Evolution is a myth! Hispanics shouldn’t vote! Obama is a Kenyan stealth Muslim Manchurian candidate! Rush Limbaugh is God! War on Christmas! Prayer in schools! Piss Christ! Darwin was a Nazi! Hitler Hitler Hitler! Atheists are genocidal monsters! Global warming is a hoax! Black people have lower IQs! Muslims want to kill us all!

Maybe that’ll do it.