OK, Now This is Weird

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You know your attraction to women’s underwear is a little out of control when you do things like this: Sarah Palin Gets Gift of Pink Underwear from Sheriff Arpaio.

At last week’s Tea Party Express rally in Phoenix, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio welcomed Sarah Palin with a pair of pink underwear. 

“I just got done welcoming Sarah Palin to our County. Had a nice chat and gave her a pair of pink underwear,” Arpaio posted onTwitter, along with a photo of him with the former Alaska governor.

Why pink underwear? The hard-line lawman has gained national attention for his controversial methods, such as requiring prisoners to wear all pink, underwear included.

I could have included a picture of pink underwear like John Cole did, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to get Sheriff Joe too worked up.

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49 comments
1 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:52:33pm

If I were Todd, I’d be tempted to knock that guy right the fuck out. How creepy.

2 Charles Johnson  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:54:12pm

Google obligingly serves up an ad for the good Sheriff.

3 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:54:54pm

but I thought he only gave out pink boxers…

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:55:29pm

re: #2 Charles

But is he wearing pink panties? Inquiring minds want to stab their eyes out.

5 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:57:52pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

But is he wearing pink panties? Inquiring minds want to stab their eyes out.

/don’t ask don’t tell… as long as he gets the job done!

6 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 5:58:21pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

But is he wearing pink panties? Inquiring minds want to stab their eyes out.

Nah…they irritate his Prince Albert.

7 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:00:14pm

re: #6 darthstar

Prince Albert, you say? Hmm… I wonder, does he have Prince Albert in a… OMFG! WTF have you done to your junk!?!

8 jamesfirecat  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:00:30pm

The perfect gift for the woman you love, undergarments that say “You should be in jail.”

9 firstinla  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:02:01pm

I knew things would be getting sillier in the final days of this mid-term election but I didn’t think they’d get kinky. Does the sheriff know something about the Sarah that he wants to share with the rest of us?

10 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:03:39pm

re: #8 jamesfirecat

Seriously, what the hell kind of person does that? I’m certainly no prude, but the only person that should be giving sexy undergarments to a married woman is her husband.

Sometimes I wish this guy was hanging over people’s shoulders when the do stupid shit like this.

11 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:03:39pm

re: #1 Slumbering Behemoth

If I were Todd, I’d be tempted to knock that guy right the fuck out. How creepy.

Exactly. It’s far beyond inappropriate to buy underwear for a married woman if you are a man who is not her husband,

12 b_sharp  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:04:15pm

It could have been worse - it could have been a G-string.

13 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:04:54pm

I want to say something witty about underwear, but I draws a blank…

14 jamesfirecat  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:05:24pm

re: #10 Slumbering Behemoth

Seriously, what the hell kind of person does that? I’m certainly no prude, but the only person that should be giving sexy undergarments to a married woman is her husband.

Sometimes I wish this guy was hanging over people’s shoulders when the do stupid shit like this.

F*** even leave aside the sexy undergarments, keep in mind these are the sexy undergarments that he busy in bulk to force his prisoners to wear.

That’s what takes it straight into “creepy” territory for me.

I mean what’s next a ball and chain necklace?

15 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:05:36pm

re: #12 b_sharp

It could have been worse - it could have been a G-string.

can’t have those in jail… could be used as a slingshot.

16 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:05:37pm

re: #8 jamesfirecat

The perfect gift for the woman you love, undergarments that say “You should be in jail shackles.”

Arpaio’s just gettin’ kinky with the Barracougar.

17 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:06:27pm

I think it says more about how he feels about women.
I don’t feel he should hold the position he does.

18 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:07:39pm

re: #17 ozbloke

I think it says more about how he feels about women.
I don’t feel he should hold the position he does.

I don’t get it?

19 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:08:27pm

I’m fine with Sheriff Joe giving Sarah Palin pink underwear…I just think his grabbing a pocket knife, reaching down inside his pants to cut them between his legs, and then pulling them up over his head and putting them on hers was a little over the line.

(I actually saw a woman do that in a bar in Montana once when a guy said he’d like to get inside her panties…it was a pretty fun moment. He stood there, dumbfounded, while the bar laughed at him.)

20 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:09:05pm

re: #13 brookly red

I want to say something witty about underwear, but I draws a blank…

Maybe you should try wearing some once in a while.
/and yes, I saw what you did there.

Skivvies pun thread, ahoy!

21 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:09:10pm

re: #18 brookly red

I don’t get it?

I think its demeaning…

22 jamesfirecat  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:09:16pm

re: #17 ozbloke

I think it says more about how he feels about women.
I don’t feel he should hold the position he does.

///At least it’s not a woman’s prison he’s in charge of…..

23 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:09:54pm

re: #19 darthstar

I’m fine with Sheriff Joe giving Sarah Palin pink underwear…I just think his grabbing a pocket knife, reaching down inside his pants to cut them between his legs, and then pulling them up over his head and putting them on hers was a little over the line.

(I actually saw a woman do that in a bar in Montana once when a guy said he’d like to get inside her panties…it was a pretty fun moment. He stood there, dumbfounded, while the bar laughed at him.)

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

24 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:10:04pm

re: #20 Slumbering Behemoth

Maybe you should try wearing some once in a while.
/and yes, I saw what you did there.

Skivvies pun thread, ahoy!

does that mean you support me?

25 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:10:38pm

re: #21 ozbloke

I think its demeaning…

OK…

26 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:11:12pm

Wingnuts, do things, that non-wingnuts would not do.
This is really, very funny!
Sherrif Joe, gave Sarah a pair of pink prison panties!
You couldn’t make up funnier stuff.
(Unless Sarah posed in the panties for Playboy, or Penthouse!)

27 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:11:41pm

re: #22 jamesfirecat

///At least it’s not a woman’s prison he’s in charge of…

He is in charge of the women’s jail in Maricopa County. And yes, he does make the women there wear pink underwear and some of them work on chain gangs (only those who have been already convicted of crimes).

28 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:12:07pm

re: #24 brookly red

does that mean you support me?

Sometimes, but usually just under the wire.

29 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:13:32pm

re: #27 Dark_Falcon

He is in charge of the women’s jail in Maricopa County. And yes, he does make the women there wear pink underwear and some of them work on chain gangs (only those who have been already convicted of crimes).

chained women in pink underwear breaking rocks in the hot sun? there is a B movie in this for sure…

30 jamesfirecat  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:13:34pm

re: #27 Dark_Falcon

He is in charge of the women’s jail in Maricopa County. And yes, he does make the women there wear pink underwear and some of them work on chain gangs (only those who have been already convicted of crimes).

Wait… this was vaguely creepy when I thought he was in charge of a men’s prison… (you know emasculating male prisoners by making them wear girly stuff…) but now that I know it’s a woman’s…. I think I’m gonna need a bigger creepy dial to keep track of the readings…

31 jamesfirecat  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:15:13pm

re: #29 brookly red

chained women in pink underwear breaking rocks in the hot sun? there is a B movie in this for sure…

Ever seen Bitch Slap?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

32 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:16:12pm

re: #29 brookly red

chained women in pink underwear breaking rocks in the hot sun? there is a B movie in this for sure…

I’d just call it a “Cinemax soft-core” and be done with it. ;)

33 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:16:35pm

re: #31 jamesfirecat

Ever seen Bitch Slap?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

No, but you will…

SMACK!

34 brookly red  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:17:15pm

re: #31 jamesfirecat

Ever seen Bitch Slap?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

missed it

35 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:17:46pm

re: #32 Dark_Falcon

I’d just call it a “Cinemax soft-core” and be done with it. ;)

In five minutes or less. Zing!

36 Grimalkin  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:18:14pm

I’ve a feeling the pink undies are like the ones hanging in his office and are of a style better suited for Todd to wear. Which would really make this disturbing.

37 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:23:42pm

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

There are fewer things sexier than a woman who pulls a four inch buck-knife out of her pocket, reaches down her pants, cuts her thong, and pulls it out and wraps it around the head of a jerk in front of about a hundred people.

38 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:23:48pm

re: #35 Slumbering Behemoth

In five minutes or less. Zing!

You old-timers, no stamina at all. :D

39 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:24:18pm

re: #37 darthstar

There are fewer things sexier than a woman who pulls a four inch buck-knife out of her pocket, reaches down her pants, cuts her thong, and pulls it out and wraps it around the head of a jerk in front of about a hundred people.

Yikes.

40 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:29:28pm

re: #38 Dark_Falcon

That was meant to be a zing on you, but whatever. If the shoe fits…

41 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:30:03pm

re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth

That was meant to be a zing on you, but whatever. If the shoe boxers fits…

FTFM

42 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:35:49pm

re: #39 Dark_Falcon

Yikes.

Not yikes…you had to be there.

43 JEA62  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:48:01pm

Why is this even news?

44 darthstar  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:49:57pm

re: #43 JEA62

Why is this even news?

Sarah doesn’t wear underwear.

45 b_sharp  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 6:50:37pm

re: #44 darthstar

Sarah doesn’t wear underwear.

She wears a plug.

46 butterick  Mon, Oct 25, 2010 7:27:51pm

The really creepy part is he gave her a self addressed stamped envelope to return the panties when she’s done with them.

47 ihateronpaul  Tue, Oct 26, 2010 10:16:27am

Joe Sheriff should win a homo-xeno-phobic lifetime achievement award

48 Michael McBacon  Tue, Oct 26, 2010 10:30:43am

Family values right here.

49 ickenittle  Wed, Oct 27, 2010 11:41:42am

Sheriff Joe clearly would have been a major player at Abu Ghraib. He would have certainly gotten his jolies out of torture. He and Dick Cheney need to get some of that misplaced testosterone out and go on a canned hunt together. Maybe Sarah could serve coffee in her pink boxers in high heels-and they could all chant “We want out Country back!” While John Boehner stumbles around drunk and Newt It -doesn’t- matter- what- I- do Gingrich gets a pedicure by “sex Kitten” Christine O’Donnell who dressed as a nun spanks “bad boy Newt” on his bottom with her broom stick.
Just some good old clean -Christian fun.


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