American Family Association lunatic Bryan Fischer has really been cranking out the crazy since the repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” His latest deranged rant is evidence that his fear and hatred of gay people has driven Fischer completely off his rocker: Bryan Fischer: Whoops: homosexuals lose “get out of jail free” card.

Fischer is on to those “limp-wristed Nancy-boys,” you see. They’re only joining the military so they can quit, by admitting they’re gay. That’s just how diabolical they are — but now the joke’s on them!

Well, all that’s gone now, both for gays and straights willing to tell odious lies about themselves. If a homosexual signs up now, he’s stuck with the whole magilla. Go to your superior officer now and say, hey, I’m a flaming homosexual, I hate the army, let me out of here, the superior officer will say, tough darts, those days are gone. You’re stuck with us now, Nancy-boy. 

So, who’s sorry now? 

This may be the silver lining in this whole mess. Conservative groups, simply as a public service, may want to sound this message far and wide out of simple, straightforward compassion, just in order to protect potential homosexual soldiers from themselves and from the distressing discovery that they just kissed off a handy exit option that nobody else had. 

The more this message resounds, the fewer homosexuals will want to enlist. It’s one thing to be gay, and say, hey, I’ll give it a few weeks and then bail if I don’t like the food, can’t get enough action in the barracks, or thought I’d enjoy ogling male soldiers in the shower more than I did. 

Those days are now shortly to be a distant memory for our homosexual friends. They enlist, they’re stuck with the whole program just like everybody else.