I watched that earlier today, along with the promo for The Onion’s upcoming TV channel. Its spoof of regular cable news was so spot on that I think its going to lead to a lot of confusion.

Onion News is hilarious, but that was one of their weaker efforts. My favorite is still the one about the Staples Center collapsing during an LA Clippers game …

I hope all Lizards are having a good holiday and counting your blessings.

Hahahah!

oh, that fuck has nukes…

Some of those oil paintings of Mental Lee Ill were inspired by our own Charles Johnsons vintage comic book collection covers!!
///

Blue Angeles Open Tryouts

Best Onion ever.

re: #2 _RememberTonyC

Onion News is hilarious, but that was one of their weaker efforts. My favorite is still the one about the Staples Center collapsing during an LA Clippers game …

I hope all Lizards are having a good holiday and counting your blessings.

link …
[Link: www.onionsportsnetwork.com…]

re: #2 _RememberTonyC

that was one of their weaker efforts
It was good right up till the “special dance” imho

re: #4 sattv4u2

Some of those oil paintings of Mental Lee Ill were inspired by our own Charles Johnsons vintage comic book collection covers!!
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Dear Leader posses complete correction!

I could see him doing the Batusi.

re: #8 brookly red

Dear Leader posses complete correction!

Vorume 1

re: #7 sattv4u2

that was one of their weaker efforts
It was good right up till the “special dance” imho

if you have a poor ending, your skit will suck. just ask anyone who has tried to do one. how ya been?

saw “The Fighter” last night … good film and very authentic portrayals of Lowell, MA and the “lowell-lives” who live there.

I think if we throw in a lead to a Superman Movie and the Bad Santa II we just might have a deal…

re: #11 _RememberTonyC

if you have a poor ending, your skit life will suck. just ask anyone who has tried to do one.

wow … some old school types hanging out …

Chris Matthews: Why Doesn’t Obama Demand A Copy Of His Birth Certificate?
Ugg.

re: #14 brookly red

that too

re: #13 HoosierHoops

Bad Santa was sooo much better than I expected it to be.

re: #11 _RememberTonyC

if you have a poor ending, your skit will suck. just ask anyone who has tried to do one. how ya been?

Busy

Works been nuts. We’re in the middle of re-doing the control room,, new monitoring wall ,, new control systems to integrate all the new goodies we got (frame rate converters,,,DOLBY E encoders and decoders ,,, etc etc)
Also, flying back to Boston every other week or so to visit my mother (been in the hospital since mid October)

re: #16 Amory Blaine

Why is CNN’s famous Situation Room wasting time asking about the President wasting time calling the football team about Michael Vick?

Personally I would have been fine if I never heard another word about Michael Vick.

re: #20 Rightwingconspirator

Why is CNN’s famous Situation Room wasting time asking about the President wasting time calling the football team about Michael Vick?

Personally I would have been fine if I never heard another word about Michael Vick.

can I add Arrsanage & Woods to that list?

re: #21 brookly red

can I add Arrsanage & Woods to that list?

oh and Lady Gaga too.

re: #20 Rightwingconspirator

Why is CNN’s famous Situation Room wasting time asking about the President wasting time calling the football team about Michael Vick?

Personally I would have been fine if I never heard another word about Michael Vick.

I am so glad I got rid of cable.

re: #16 Amory Blaine

Chris Matthews: Why Doesn’t Obama Demand A Copy Of His Birth Certificate?
Ugg.

if wingnuts were only required to produce a fraction of this level of proof for their half assed theories and assertions!

re: #24 engineer dog

if wingnuts were only required to produce a fraction of this level of proof for their half assed theories and assertions!

Huh!?!?

When did Matthews join the “wingnuts”?!?!?

I thought I read somewhere the Jong iL is quite the Hollywood buff and enjoys watching movies. Or maybe that was another sadistic dictator. I better go Google.

re: #26 marjoriemoon

I thought I read somewhere the Jong iL is quite the Hollywood buff and enjoys watching movies. Or maybe that was another sadistic dictator. I better go Google.

XXX rated movies. iirc

re: #25 sattv4u2

Huh!?!?

When did Matthews join the “wingnuts”?!?!?

year end ratings…

re: #26 marjoriemoon

I thought I read somewhere the Jong iL is quite the Hollywood buff and enjoys watching movies. Or maybe that was another sadistic dictator. I better go Google.

he loves hennessey: [Link: www.washingtonpost.com…]

It’s sort of a running joke with my friends when we drink, only dictators drink cognac

re: #19 sattv4u2

Busy

Works been nuts. We’re in the middle of re-doing the control room,, new monitoring wall ,, new control systems to integrate all the new goodies we got (frame rate converters,,,DOLBY E encoders and decoders ,,, etc etc)
Also, flying back to Boston every other week or so to visit my mother (been in the hospital since mid October)

sorry to hear about Mom …. I visit rarely these days. Hope she’s doing better.

re: #26 marjoriemoon

I thought I read somewhere the Jong iL is quite the Hollywood buff and enjoys watching movies. Or maybe that was another sadistic dictator. I better go Google.

Ah ha!

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk…]

He is said to have a library of 20,000 Hollywood movies and to have even written a book on the cinema. He even went so far as to engineer the kidnapping, in 1978, of a South Korean film director and his girlfriend.

Well alrighty then.

re: #16 Amory Blaine

Chris Matthews: Why Doesn’t Obama Demand A Copy Of His Birth Certificate?
Ugg.

STUNT NEWS

gotta love the bullshit

back soon

re: #31 marjoriemoon

Ah ha!

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk…]

Well alrighty then.

Oh, the kidnapping, you didn’t know about hat? He really is like a character from the Venture Bros, only like with an army and nukes

It would have been a complete hit if they had included Bill Richardson’s part in the dancing. I’d pay to see him in one of those brown coveralls.

re: #30 _RememberTonyC

sorry to hear about Mom … I visit rarely these days. Hope she’s doing better.

Most major medical issues have been cleared ,, she’s in a rehab hospital now working on getting her strength back

Has anyone actually considered giving this a try? It is rumored that he has the largest collection of movies in the world, and it’s a know fact that he has a soft spot for Hollywood, I would imagine that the CIA has the necessary psychological profile on Kim Jong-Il to come up with a plausible offer on the same lines as this parody.

I’m convinced that it might actually work. It couldn’t backfire any worst than what happened when the UN sent Hans Blixs to visit him, could it?

/ …and in the latest news North Korean leader Ill Young Kim has threatened to release Obama’s birth certificate if attacked…

re: #16 Amory Blaine

Chris Matthews: Why Doesn’t Obama Demand A Copy Of His Birth Certificate?
Ugg.

Then there always is that little thing called a birth announcement in the Honolulu paper

re: #25 sattv4u2

Huh!?!?

When did Matthews join the “wingnuts”?!?!?

i didn’t mean to include “tweety” among the wingnuts. i enjoy watching him shout at people

re: #37 Walter L. Newton

Has anyone actually considered giving this a try? It is rumored that he has the largest collection of movies in the world, and it’s a know fact that he has a soft spot for Hollywood, I would imagine that the CIA has the necessary psychological profile on Kim Jong-Il to come up with a plausible offer on the same lines as this parody.

I’m convinced that it might actually work. It couldn’t backfire any worst than what happened when the UN sent Hans Blixs to visit him, could it?

Um… I think it’s a really bad idea. Making Jong iL into a loveable character is really, really a bad idea. But I think Onion knew about his Hollywood love and why they did this vid.

re: #40 engineer dog

i didn’t mean to include “tweety” among the wingnuts. i enjoy watching him shout at people

But the story is about HIM wondering why Obama doesn’t just release it

Not some wingnut calling for it

Hell, Clinton gave him fuel for his nuclear energy program and the Congress went nuts!

re: #42 sattv4u2

But the story is about HIM wondering why Obama doesn’t just release it

Not some wingnut calling for it

so it’s mainstream now?

re: #44 brookly red

so it’s mainstream now?

tingly so!

re: #41 marjoriemoon

Um… I think it’s a really bad idea. Making Jong iL into a loveable character is really, really a bad idea. But I think Onion knew about his Hollywood love and why they did this vid.

Er… my comment was also parody… I thought my comment about Hans Blix would have been a dead giveaway.

You do know what happened to Hans Blix when he went to visit Kim?

re: #46 Walter L. Newton

He was fed to sharks in a movie.

My mom got my 7 year old a CD player for Christmas. She just asked if we could buy her some Led Zeppelin CDs to listen to on it.

re: #46 Walter L. Newton

Er… my comment was also parody… I thought my comment about Hans Blix would have been a dead giveaway.

You do know what happened to Hans Blix when he went to visit Kim?

Oh my bad! I didn’t process that last bit. No, what happened to Blix, during the weapons inspections?

re: #48 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My mom got my 7 year old a CD player for Christmas. She just asked if we could buy her some Led Zeppelin CDs to listen to on it.

FREE BIRD !!!!!!!

re: #42 sattv4u2

But the story is about HIM wondering why Obama doesn’t just release it

Not some wingnut calling for it

well, my original comment was about how wingnuts swallow so many implausible theories and assertions as immutable proven fact yet demand the hardest kind of evidence for this particular question. it should be obvious that tweety is not one of those people. ok?

re: #49 marjoriemoon

Oh my bad! I didn’t process that last bit. No, what happened to Blix, during the weapons inspections?

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won’t let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN’s collective mind. I’m sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you… and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I’ll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

re: #52 Walter L. Newton

LOL Oh my, the dialogue. Korean Embassy on line 3!

re: #52 Walter L. Newton

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won’t let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We’ve been frew this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN’s collective mind. I’m sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you… and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I’ll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

Fuck you Hans Brix!

re: #25 sattv4u2

Huh!?!?

When did Matthews join the “wingnuts”?!?!?

He’s never been any too bright.

re: #53 marjoriemoon

LOL Oh my, the dialogue. Korean Embassy on line 3!

Here you will find the next line after Hans falls through the trap… NSFW…

[Link: en.wikiquote.org…]

well hahah, now what about Iran?

re: #56 Walter L. Newton

Here you will find the next line after Hans falls through the trap… NSFW…

[Link: en.wikiquote.org…]

lol It’s all coming clear to me now. I don’t know I missed Team America. Was it ever a series?

re: #55 SanFranciscoZionist

He’s never been any too bright.

they say it all becomes clear just before the end…

Your career is starrin’ and,
You’re worthress Arec Barrwin

Reading some of the comments over at Fox Nation for Megyn Kelly Fired Up Over Obama Praising Vick

This one is off his rocker:

goneinone 1 minute ago in reply to obiewan54
The Eagles owner - Jeff Lurie - is a radical far left-winger and a big Obama supporter. He also is a strong proponent of affirmative action in all sports; blacks come first always

Yeah, he is a Democrat and Obama supporter but far from being a “radical left-winger”. Over at the FEC you can also find:

LURIE, JEFFREY
PHILADELPHIA, PA 19148
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES LP
GIULIANI, RUDOLPH W
VIA FRIENDS OF GIULIANI EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE
02/08/2000 1000.00 20020120591

LURIE, JEFFREY R
PHILADELPHIA, PA 19148
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
SANTORUM, RICHARD J
VIA SANTORUM 2000
10/31/1998 1000.00 99020021696

LURIE, JEFFREY R MR.
PHILADELPHIA, PA 19145
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES/CHAIRMAN
BUSH, GEORGE W
VIA BUSH-CHENEY ‘04 (PRIMARY) INC
10/31/2003 2000.00 24990261118

You have to wonder where idiots like this learn this crap.

re: #58 marjoriemoon

lol It’s all coming clear to me now. I don’t know I missed Team America. Was it ever a series?

No… just a movie… with marionettes… like most movies.

re: #39 HoosierHoops

Then there always is that little thing called a birth announcement in the Honolulu paper

It’s all part of the conspiracy…BUT, for some reason, they assume that an original birth certificate will settle the issue, and could not have been forged.

Idiots! A child was, in fact, born in Honolulu, on the same date as Barack Obama, and was named Barack Obama. This child, however, was secretly smuggled to a secure location in Ho Chi Minh City, where he is being held to this day. His place, and vaccination records, were taken over by the real Barack Obama, who, having been born in Kenya, in accordance with the prophecy, was then groomed to take over the United States. He was later instructed by his handlers to give up the American citizenship he was so cunningly given, and to become an Indonesian citizen. It’s all out there, if you know where to look, or at least we haven’t been given any proof that it’s not.

//

re: #58 marjoriemoon

lol It’s all coming clear to me now. I don’t know I missed Team America. Was it ever a series?

re: #61 Gus 802

You have to wonder where idiots like this learn this crap.

They make it up as they go along.

re: #59 brookly red

they say it all becomes clear just before the end…

You think Chris Matthews is coming to the end?

re: #65 wrenchwench

They make it up as they go along.

Either that or at the local Klan meeting.

re: #64 Walter L. Newton

hehe I love these kinds of flicks. It’s going on the Amazon Wishlist.

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s all part of the conspiracy…BUT, for some reason, they assume that an original birth certificate will settle the issue, and could not have been forged.

Idiots! A child was, in fact, born in Honolulu, on the same date as Barack Obama, and was named Barack Obama. This child, however, was secretly smuggled to a secure location in Ho Chi Minh City, where he is being held to this day. His place, and vaccination records, were taken over by the real Barack Obama, who, having been born in Kenya, in accordance with the prophecy, was then groomed to take over the United States. He was later instructed by his handlers to give up the American citizenship he was so cunningly given, and to become an Indonesian citizen. It’s all out there, if you know where to look, or at least we haven’t been given any proof that it’s not.

//

well yes, but can’t I just oppose him for his policies?

re: #69 brookly red

well yes, but can’t I just oppose him for his policies?

Yes (racist) you (racist) can (racist)

re: #69 brookly red

well yes, but can’t I just oppose him for his policies?

If you really want to, but you have to admit that this version is a lot more exciting.

re: #66 SanFranciscoZionist

You think Chris Matthews is coming to the end?

well let’s hope not but he didn’t look like he was ready to try out for the golden gloves either.

Heh. Lurie bought the Eagles for a mere $195 million in ‘94. It’s now worth a bit over $1 billion. Smart man.

re: #71 SanFranciscoZionist

If you really want to, but you have to admit that this version is a lot more exciting.

no, not really…

re: #73 Gus 802

Heh. Lurie bought the Eagles for a mere $195 million in ‘94. It’s now worth a bit over $1 billion. Smart man.

which is about 195 million in 94 money…

re: #75 brookly red

which is about 195 million in 94 money…

$278,653,001.59

re: #75 brookly red

which is about 195 million in 94 money…

That would be $287,898,684.21

Still a good return.

So no, it’s not 1 billion in 94 money.

re: #76 Varek Raith

$278,653,001.59

well tax him if you must…

Inflation Calculator | Find US Dollar’s Value from 1913-2010

re: #69 brookly red

well yes, but can’t I just oppose him for his policies?

You could… but fueling the birther controversy keeps the proles busy with silly little conspiracies and keeps their mind off of the real politics.

re: #79 Gus 802

Inflation Calculator | Find US Dollar’s Value from 1913-2010

Ah, the one I used only went to 2009.

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

hehe Well the loony thing about it, each state Bar Association does a very thorough background search before you can be admitted. It’s part of getting licensed as an attorney, outside of passing the actual test. That’s why guys like Matt Hale are never admitted as an attorney. The B.C. is part of that. In fact. a few of the lawyers I work with just did this - getting a FL license .They not only want dates of divorces, marriages, etc., they want the paperwork. They don’t kid around.

Florida is one of the tougher states, actually, but I think they all, at least require a birth certificate.

re: #80 Walter L. Newton

You could… but fueling the birther controversy keeps the proles busy with silly little conspiracies and keeps their mind off of the real politics.

why do you hate Harry Reid?

re: #83 brookly red

why do you hate Harry Reid?

I’m from Brooklyn… nuff said?

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

I’m from Brooklyn… nuff said?

loud & clear.

re: #76 Varek Raith

re: #77 Gus 802
Thank God you guys did that

If not, Brookly would have gone to bed tonight really beleiving that 195 million in 1994 monies is 195 million in 2010!
What a releif!

re: #69 brookly red

well yes, but can’t I just oppose him for his policies?

what are you, some kind of liberal intellectual or something???
/

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

I’m from Brooklyn… nuff said?

You bragging
or complaining!?!?

re: #79 Gus 802

Nice link, this was interesting down the page a bit
[Link: www.usinflationcalculator.com…]

re: #88 sattv4u2

You bragging
or complaining!?!?

Both.
It’s what New Yorkers do.
Tough guy pansies, the lot of them!
/

re: #81 Varek Raith

Ah, the one I used only went to 2009.

Looks like they’re the number #7 NFL Team Valuation according to Forbes.

Team value is 1.1 billion. They were actually purchased for 185 million in 1994, not 195 million. Annual value change is +12 percent.

Smart man that Lurie.

re: #90 Varek Raith

Both.
It’s what New Yorkers do.
Tough guy pansies, the lot of them!
/

says he from the safety of NOT being on a NYC street corner!

re: #88 sattv4u2

You bragging
or complaining!?!?

What does it matter to you?

re: #92 sattv4u2

says he from the safety of NOT being on a NYC street corner!

Meh, I was close enough in Jersey City.
:P

re: #93 Walter L. Newton

What does it matter to you?

I’m coducting a survey

I’ll mark you down as an “I don’t know”

re: #94 Varek Raith

Meh, I was close enough in Jersey City.
:P

Jersey City is light years away from NYC

ANY of the borroughs!

re: #95 sattv4u2

I’m coducting a survey

I’ll mark you down as an “I don’t know”

You’ll mark me down as “none of your business… gomba.”

re: #96 sattv4u2

Jersey City is light years away from NYC

ANY of the borroughs!

they like Moses saw the promised land…

re: #96 sattv4u2

Jersey City is light years away from NYC

ANY of the borroughs!

Says the dude in the safety of a control room in Atlanta or some such.
:P

WTF?

re: #98 brookly red

they like Moses saw the promised land…

Robert?

re: #101 Gus 802

Robert?

I said saw not fucked.

re: #99 Varek Raith

Says the dude in the safety of a control room in Atlanta or some such.
:P

Yeah,, but unlike you I’ve done my time in the city ,,, not gazing at it from another state!!!

re: #103 sattv4u2

Yeah,, but unlike you I’ve done my time in the city ,,, not gazing at it from another state!!!

Rikers?

/

re: #97 Walter L. Newton

You’ll mark me down as “none of your business… gomba.”

Watch it
There’s still room in a cement column in the new Giants stadium for the likes of you!

re: #103 sattv4u2

Yeah,, but unlike you I’ve done my time in the city ,,, not gazing at it from another state!!!

Hey!
I’ve been to NYC.
Went to the Intrepid and drove past the WTC after the first bombing.

re: #104 Gus 802

Rikers?

/

Is that you, Kim Joing Ill!?!?

re: #107 sattv4u2

Is that you, Kim Joing Ill!?!?

Rhyme so ronery!

/

re: #106 Varek Raith

Hey!
I’ve been to NYC.
Went to the Intrepid and drove past the WTC after the first bombing.

Now all you need to do is see a Broadway show… and damn… you’re practically a native… NOT!

re: #106 Varek Raith

Hey!
I’ve been to NYC.
Went to the Intrepid and drove past the WTC after the first bombing.

Just was going by what you posted

Meh, I was close enough in Jersey City

re: #110 sattv4u2

Just was going by what you posted

Meh, I was close enough in Jersey City

Well, that’s where I made my dises at New Yorkers.
;)

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

Now all you need to do is see a Broadway show… and damn… you’re practically a native… NOT!

That, or a round trip on the Circle Line

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

Now all you need to do is see a Broadway show… and damn… you’re practically a native… NOT!

Aw, damn!
Well, at least I know how to get a front end loader out of the snow!

re: #111 Varek Raith

Well, that’s where I made my dises at New Yorkers.
;)

we got a special deal for you… half a trip on the circle line.

re: #112 sattv4u2

That, or a round trip on the Circle Line

With an on board fitting for cement boots.

Update: Patriotic ‘hackitivist for good’ may be behind takedown of 4chan.org

re: #113 Varek Raith

Aw, damn!
Well, at least I know how to get a front end loader out of the snow!

Can you play a good game of stoop ball?

Didn’t someone tell me recently how in disarray the Repubs are nowadays!?!?

Rep Davis to Clinton: Stay out of Chicago politics
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re: #117 Walter L. Newton

Can you play a good game of stoop ball?

I could make a pimple ball dance off of a concrete step (or street curb, if there were no stairs around!!)

re: #117 Walter L. Newton

Can you play a good game of stoop ball?

Oh, man!
I used to play that off the side of my house.
(We didn’t have a stoop, we just used cinderblocks to make one)

re: #121 Varek Raith

Oh, man!
I used to play that off the side of my house.
(We didn’t have a stoop, we just used cinderblocks to make one)

Faux Stoop Ball… not the same.

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Link Fixed

re: #121 Varek Raith

Oh, man!
I used to play that off the side of my house.
(We didn’t have a stoop, we just used cinderblocks to make one)

Also played baseball in the street.
Heh.
CAR!

Why I remember when NYC was just dirt roads and stick framed homes.

//

re: #122 Walter L. Newton

Faux Stoop Ball… not the same.

Lol.
Not my fault we moved to a house without one.
;)

re: #121 Varek Raith

Oh, man!
I used to play that off the side of my house.
(We didn’t have a stoop, we just used cinderblocks to make one)

you had cinderblocks? we used kids from uptown.

re: #75 brookly red

which is about 195 million in 94 money…

Rich people don’t buy sports franchises as moneymakers. Except maybe for fools like Donald Sterling (LA Clippers) whose teams always suck. Most of them get into professional sports for the glory of winning titles. Their money typically comes from totally different endeavors.

test of native new yorker:

1. proper pronunciation of the unit of american paper currency bearing a picture of abraham lincoln

2. proper name and pronunciation of the street known to tourists as “the avenue of the americas”

3. last place in the world you’d ever consider being at midnight on new year’s eve

re: #124 Varek Raith

Also played baseball in the street.
Heh.
CAR!

nahh

parked cars were for setting picks playing football in the streets

Your defender ,, running backwards,,, with one eye on you, on on the QB

CAR …. SPLAT

TOUCHDOWN!!

re: #123 Jeff Zazlow

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Welcome, hatchling.

re: #91 Gus 802

Looks like they’re the number #7 NFL Team Valuation according to Forbes.

Team value is 1.1 billion. They were actually purchased for 185 million in 1994, not 195 million. Annual value change is +12 percent.

Smart man that Lurie.

Should have followed the Beck Investment Strategy and bought $185 million worth of gold.

re: #116 Killgore Trout
The hacker wars are on. I’d hate to be an unknowing enabler.
When the error logs got posted and Charles mentioned some obvious “work” ip’s it got me wondering. Most of us have no way to know if our computers are part of these attacks. Even if you run anti-virus etc, unless you see symptoms you would have no idea.

Or is there an easy way for a kinda savvy user to check besides trusting nod32 or whatever?

re: #128 palomino

Rich people don’t buy sports franchises create jobs as moneymakers. Like that.

re: #126 Varek Raith

Lol.
Not my fault we moved to a house without one.
;)

You have to understand the dynamics of a stoop. How a stoop is built depends primarily on the total rise–the vertical dimension from the street level to the first floor. The total run–the horizontal length of the stoop depends on the slope of the stoop, which is determined by Brooklyn building codes. A stoop that follows any other city codes is not considered a true Brooklyn stoop. It there for follows that Stoop Ball, which originated in Brooklyn right after WWII, can only be properly played using an authentic Brooklyn brownstone stoop.

re: #129 engineer dog

1) fin
2)SixT ave
3) Times Square

re: #130 sattv4u2

nahh

parked cars were for setting picks playing football in the streets

Your defender ,, running backwards,,, with one eye on you, on on the QB

CAR … SPLAT

TOUCHDOWN!!

Bull Shit! getting run over is and was always a safety!

re: #135 Walter L. Newton

You have to understand the dynamics of a stoop. How a stoop is built depends primarily on the total rise–the vertical dimension from the street level to the first floor. The total run–the horizontal length of the stoop depends on the slope of the stoop, which is determined by Brooklyn building codes. A stoop that follows any other city codes is not considered a true Brooklyn stoop. It there for follows that Stoop Ball, which originated in Brooklyn right after WWII, can only be properly played using an authentic Brooklyn brownstone stoop.

You really need to get a hobby!!

re: #38 brookly red

/ …and in the latest news North Korean leader Ill Young Kim has threatened to release Obama’s birth certificate if attacked…

What’s wrong with you? He was born in Kenya, not Korea.

re: #134 brookly red

Huh?

re: #139 palomino

What’s wrong with you? He was born in Kenya, not Korea.

Wrong!
Alpha Draconis.

re: #129 engineer dog
This is how Philadelphians know they have a newscaster from outside the greater Philadelphia area. Ask them to pronounce “Olney.”

re: #138 sattv4u2

You really need to get a hobby!!

I’m an instant bullshit machine… best in the blog business.

re: #137 brookly red

Bull Shit! getting run over is and was always a safety!

Only if you got run over by a bus (or,, depending on what route you lived on ,, a trolley car)

re: #123 Jeff Zazlow

LATEST TALK ON AL DURRA HOAX - MORE HAS COME OUT -
PHILLIP KARSENTY SPEECH
Link Fixed

Does that presentation contain new footage? I haven’t seen much of that before but I used to shy away from the Al Durha stuff in my early days here.

re: #139 palomino

What’s wrong with you? He was born in Kenya, not Korea.

no kim chee for you!

re: #129 engineer dog

re: #136 sattv4u2

1) fin
2)SixT ave
3) Times Square

((umm,,errr ,, did I win!?!?!)

re: #61 Gus 802

Reading some of the comments over at Fox Nation for Megyn Kelly Fired Up Over Obama Praising Vick

What Vick did was reprehensible. But isn’t this the land of second chances? (unless you’re Mel Gibson, in which case it’s the land seventh or eighth chances)

re: #133 Rightwingconspirator

Or is there an easy way for a kinda savvy user to check besides trusting nod32 or whatever?

I have no clue. My technical expertise involves mashing buttons until things work (or break).

re: #144 sattv4u2

Only if you got run over by a bus (or,, depending on what route you lived on ,, a trolley car)

oh you lived in a neighborhood with bus & trolley service… well la de fuckin dah.

re: #148 palomino

What Vick did was reprehensible. But isn’t this the land of second chances? (unless you’re Mel Gibson, in which case it’s the land seventh or eighth chances)

Yes.

re: #147 sattv4u2

re: #136 sattv4u2

((umm,,errr ,, did I win!?!?!)

yes

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I have no clue. My technical expertise involves mashing buttons until things work (or break).

*Note: Keep KT away from weapons, navigational, engineering and, well, all systems*

re: #141 Varek Raith

Wrong!
Alpha Draconis.

Don’t be silly. The Thubanians are known to be an autonomous collective, not socialists.

re: #147 sattv4u2

re: #136 sattv4u2

((umm,,errr ,, did I win!?!?!)

i’ll give it to you altho i had some alternative answers in mind:

1. a fiy’ dollah bill

2. six’avenyoo (one word)

re: #153 Varek Raith

*Note: Keep KT away from weapons, navigational, engineering and, well, all systems*

Just push all of the buttons until you hear the engine start.

re: #146 brookly red

no kim chee for you!

Good, you can keep that noxious crap. I suggest flushing it.

re: #156 Gus 802

Just push all of the buttons until you hear the engine start.

Or it explodes.

re: #149 Killgore Trout
Hmm.
Some advance tips like that sure would make for a good Page… Like what Thanos did on blogging.

Maybe one of our tech Lizards would have an answer?!

re: #158 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Or it explodes.

BOOM!

re: #153 Varek Raith

*Note: Keep KT away from weapons, navigational, engineering and, well, all systems*

fuck that, KT, how much to do my taxes?

re: #118 sattv4u2

Didn’t someone tell me recently how in disarray the Repubs are nowadays!?!?

Rep Davis to Clinton: Stay out of Chicago politics
[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

Oh, woot, scary./

re: #157 palomino

Good, you can keep that noxious crap. I suggest flushing it.

may you never turn you back on a short person again… (cue scary organ music)

re: #161 brookly red

fuck that, KT, how much to do my taxes?

:re: #161 brookly red

fuck that, KT, how much to do my taxes?

Peter: I’m getting an Audi!
Brian: Peter, there’s a “T.” That says “audit.”
Peter: No, Brian, it’s a foreign car, the “T” is silent. Sweet, I’m getting an Audi!

re: #161 brookly red

fuck that, KT, how much to do my taxes?

Can’t help there. My calculator hasn’t been the same since the toaster broke.

re: #142 PhillyPretzel

This is how Philadelphians know they have a newscaster from outside the greater Philadelphia area. Ask them to pronounce “Olney.”

i remember riding the metro north through westchester with a conductor who clearly didn’t grow up there. he missed the proper pronunciation for:

new rochelle - should be “neurashell”, as if it was some kind of nerve disease

port chester - one word, “porchester”

mamaroneck - should be “mamahhra-nack”, with the characteristic new york “ahh” vowel, as in “ahhhhh youah mudder weaahhs ahhmy boots”

re: #165 Killgore Trout

Can’t help there. My calculator hasn’t been the same since the toaster broke.

Don’t worry you will do fine… just sign here.

re: #167 brookly red

Don’t worry you will do fine… just sign here.

Use the quill, I fear what would happen if you gave him a ball-point.

re: #166 engineer dog

i remember riding the metro north through westchester with a conductor who clearly didn’t grow up there. he missed the proper pronunciation for:

new rochelle - should be “neurashell”, as if it was some kind of nerve disease

port chester - one word, “porchester”

mamaroneck - should be “mamahhra-nack”, with the characteristic new york “ahh” vowel, as in “ahhh youah mudder weaahhs ahhmy boots”

I like the guys on Amtrack… station stop, Nofuck! Nofuck Virginia! Nofuck, last call!

re: #166 engineer dog
Yes you can tell where people come from by accent.

re: #168 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Use the quill, I fear what would happen if you gave him a ball-point.

don’t worry I saw Silence of the Lambs…

re: #150 brookly red

oh you lived in a neighborhood with bus & trolley service… well la de fuckin dah.

Nahh

But I did know how to WALK to those places!

re: #163 brookly red

may you never turn you back on a short person again… (cue scary organ music)

How did you know I was 6’1”?

I love Asian food, but kim chee is big exception.

re: #123 Jeff Zazlow

LATEST TALK ON AL DURRA HOAX - MORE HAS COME OUT -
PHILLIP KARSENTY SPEECH
Link Fixed

The French are an odd lot… not typically pro-Jewish as a state, but there are a number of individuals who have done great things for Jews and humanity. There’s also Father Patrick Dubois who has been working for the last 10 years (I can’t seem to find his website now) to uncover secret mass graves of Jews throughout the Ukraine, Russia and Belarus. I believe he’s found 2000 sites already. My mother’s family was lost in Belarus. At least we never really found out what happened to them. We know what happened there. We were in contact with Father Dubois’ website, but haven’t heard anything recently.

Transcript with Father Dubois [Link: www.npr.org…]

re: #173 palomino

How did you know I was 6’1”?

I love Asian food, but kim chee is big exception.

we know you… we have a name for you. Badtipper… we know you.

re: #134 brookly red

Of course pro sports teams create jobs. What they often don’t create are huge profits for their owners. Pro sports teams are vanity projects.

A shipbuilding company is far less likely to make you a celebrity than owning the NY Yankees, a la Steinbrenner.

re: #173 palomino

How did you know I was 6’1”?

I love Asian food, but kim chee is big exception.

re: #175 brookly red

re: #175 brookly red

we know you… we have a name for you. Badtipper… we know you.

I’m the do gooder liberal who tips 20% for average service. 25%+ when service is actually good.

re: #179 palomino

I’m the do gooder liberal who tips 20% for average service. 25%+ when service is actually good.

yeah I do that as well and it pays off! drinks get a lot stronger if you’re showing up and tipping big :D

re: #179 palomino

I’m the do gooder liberal person who tips 20% for average service. 25%+ when service is actually good.

ftfy ,, it cuts across lines,,, I always tip 20% minimum

re: #145 Killgore Trout

Does that presentation contain new footage? I haven’t seen much of that before but I used to shy away from the Al Durha stuff in my early days here.

France 2 hasn’t released the missing 8 minutes but in the q & a Karsenty goes into more detail about further analysis he has done as well as the game plan with Enderlin - who just published a new huge book in France about the “murder” (my quotes not enderlins) of the boy…

Some of the interesting details in the q & a -
1) How Karsenty in the beginning was up against everyone including Israel
2) Enderlin’s good friends and very well connected in Israel - Shimon Peres’s son n law is a docor who testified for him in the trial in france that Karsenty won
3) David Harris head of the AJC and his asst Hoffenburg (a woman karsenty grew up with and has been friends with for 25 years) were against him. He had to go after them until they relented… He feels she had to say Karsenty is a nut to move up the ladder in the French media…
4) Enderlin mentions a deaf arab they used to read the boy’s father’s lips on the film (xtra footage released at the trial) and the boy’s father is telling the camera man to stop filming (take a break)
5) The father’s scars he mentions again were from an operation he had in Israel 10 years earlier after being nearly beaten to death by the PLO for being a collaborator

He basically says the gig is up for Enderlin - he no longer fears any tricks they could pull out of their hat at this point and that he is going to start suing broadcast networks in France and that he now has many allies on his side and doesn’t need to attack anyone any longer like the AJC etc.. and that a lot of mainstream org’s now back and support him - but that in the Arab/Muslim world and in much of France Enderlin is seen as a deity in the news business - an unbreakable respected g-d of the business - and that his book is a bestseller and that he / Karsenty is still seen as a “nut” in much of France despite his success at the trial…
Al Durra’s image is still seen throughout the Arab and Muslim world… AND EUROPE and he considers this one of the greatest and most successful blood libels in history…

re: #165 Killgore Trout

Can’t help there. My calculator hasn’t been the same since the toaster broke.

I bet you could get a new toaster with some karma points!
*waves to all*

re: #182 Jeff Zazlow

whoa somebody changed the channel

re: #181 sattv4u2

ftfy ,, it cuts across lines,,, I always tip 20% minimum

I even give the pizza guy 5 bucks for a $12 pie. Believe me, there’s some liberal guilt rolled up in there somewhere.

re: #178 sattv4u2

[Video]

there is a Chinese buffet in Wayne NJ, that I confess I will cross the river for.

re: #176 palomino

Of course pro sports teams create jobs. What they often don’t create are huge profits for their owners. Pro sports teams are vanity projects.

A shipbuilding company is far less likely to make you a celebrity than owning the NY Yankees, a la Steinbrenner.

What? The NFL is a 9 Billion dollar year enterprise.. The player split about half that.. 32 men split about 4 billion of that every year…Owners do just fine in yearly income…

Watch what you put in those bags when you fly…
Dufus award…

re: #185 palomino

I even give the pizza guy 5 bucks for a $12 pie. Believe me, there’s some liberal guilt rolled up in there somewhere.

I just figure anyone with a tougher job than me for whom I am tipping (which is really everyone at this point) deserves a decent tip. I’m lucky enough not to have to work a service gig, and I’m always aware of it, so i tip big

re: #133 Rightwingconspirator

The hacker wars are on. I’d hate to be an unknowing enabler.
When the error logs got posted and Charles mentioned some obvious “work” ip’s it got me wondering. Most of us have no way to know if our computers are part of these attacks. Even if you run anti-virus etc, unless you see symptoms you would have no idea.

Or is there an easy way for a kinda savvy user to check besides trusting nod32 or whatever?

There is no simple fix, if there was it would be built in to the operating system.
Its also who network security is an industry.

A laymans interpretation.
Services run on ports, your computer has 65535 ports.
Services are applications.
Webservers are usually on port 80
Secure Webservers are usually on port 443
Email used 25 to send, and 110 (pop3) to recieve.

An owner needs to know what ports are running what services thet have on their systems.

Tools like nmap can be used to determine which ports are open on your computer. Open ports indicate running services.

Systems need to be looked at from ‘inside the network’ tested either locally on the computer, or from another computer inside the network. And from the ‘outside looking in’.

You need to identify the applications you expect to be running and those not.

Close all unneeded services. ( Which can be difficult if you dont know what you need/want.)

Firewalls can be used to limit access to services, both locally (inside your network) and externally (from the internet).

All ports should be closed to the internet except what you must have.
Then if possible, you may be able to reduce access via firewall rules to specific users/computers.

Sometimes you may just have to have a service available to internet access because you need it.

In this case you are left up to both the ‘quality and security’ of the application you are running and the security of the operating system you and using.

Firewall rules should be configured for both inbound and outbound traffic.

Note to all the geeks, yes, I’m trying to keep it fairly basic.

Computer security is like the war on drugs, a never ending battle.
Its not something you get done, its an ongoing procedure.

Now back to your scheduled program.

re: #187 HoosierHoops

What? The NFL is a 9 Billion dollar year enterprise.. The player split about half that.. 32 men split about 4 billion of that every year…Owners do just fine in yearly income…

Not sure,,, but I think theres a tad of overhead there (and yes,, I know the players salaries are included in ‘their” cut)

Who do you think pays when a team is on the road? 100 people (players, coaches, staff, etc) eating three meals a day for 3-4 days. Top shelf hotels rooms,,, etc

re: #184 WindUpBird

whoa somebody changed the channel

re: #123 Jeff Zazlow

LATEST TALK ON AL DURRA HOAX - MORE HAS COME OUT -
PHILLIP KARSENTY SPEECH
Link Fixed

And on that note ,,, game (and nap) time

so it’s time to play…

What’s for Dinner!

re: #190 ozbloke

OK, I favorited that. Thank you!re: #190 ozbloke

I put that in my favorites. Thank you!
I’m a tech-tard.

For windows users, the PRCView tool is invaluable. Its extremely useful for discovering what processes are running and has built in functionality to do websearches for anything it detects for additional information, plus kill functions.

re: #194 brookly red

so it’s time to play…

What’s for Dinner!

Pizza or Chinese?
Maybe Italian? Lasagne would be good…

re: #194 brookly red

so it’s time to play…

What’s for Dinner!

Baked chicken breast in golden mushroom garlic gravy, mashed potatoes, and lima beans.

re: #182 Jeff Zazlow

Ah, ok. I was wondering if the unedited footage was out. I’ve noticed that AP and Reuters have severely cut their photo staff in Gaza over the past year. Palestinian stringers and willing editors kept on creating faked/edited pics. I guess they got tired of being embarrassed.

re: #195 Floral Giraffe

OK, I favorited that. Thank you!re: #190 ozbloke

I put that in my favorites. Thank you!
I’m a tech-tard.

Thanks Floral Giraffe.

re: #198 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Baked chicken breast in golden mushroom garlic gravy, mashed potatoes, and lima beans.

Grilled chicken, pasta and pesto.

re: #187 HoosierHoops

What? The NFL is a 9 Billion dollar year enterprise.. The player split about half that.. 32 men split about 4 billion of that every year…Owners do just fine in yearly income…

Yes, because the NFL, unlike all the other leagues, is a socialist scheme with its Marxist revenue sharing (their redistribution of wealth from the superduper rich to the super rich makes me sick.)

Other sports have franchises end up moving around (remember Seattle Sonics, Charlotte Hornets, MN North Stars?) and have owners who take losses just for the cachet and visibility of owning a pro team.

Engand beat Australia in the fourth cricket test in Melbourne by an innings and 157 runs on day 4………..to retain the ashes trophy

:p

re: #190 ozbloke

“Tools like nmap can be used to determine which ports are open on your computer. Open ports indicate running services.”
That’s very helpful. Thank you.

I have this other crazy suggestion-We shut off the hub or all the outgoing ports with a simple command or button on the hub when not in use. Leave it on once a week or month for updates. Saves electricity and the emails will wait for me to wake up have coffee and take a look.

re: #203 wozzablog

not that that is going to mean a lot to anyone here, but its kind of a big deal to Britishers and Oztralians.

re: #197 Floral Giraffe

Pizza or Chinese?
Maybe Italian? Lasagne would be good…

Blessed be Lasagna. pick a good wine.re: #198 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Baked chicken breast in golden mushroom garlic gravy, mashed potatoes, and lima beans.

Excellent, real men are not afraid of limas…

re: #194 brookly red

so it’s time to play…

What’s for Dinner!

Fresh mussels in sage butter with home made bread
/as soon as I get around to making it.

re: #203 wozzablog

Engand beat Australia in the fourth cricket test in Melbourne by an innings and 157 runs on day 4…to retain the ashes trophy

:p

Shhhh, and if you can’t shhh then shoo

re: #208 ozbloke

Shhh, and if you can’t shhh then shoo

Britain cheat again?

re: #201 SanFranciscoZionist

Grilled chicken, pasta and pesto.

pesto again?… well if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

re: #207 Killgore Trout

Fresh mussels in sage butter with home made bread
/as soon as I get around to making it.

shell fish good! hope you got a date…

re: #208 ozbloke

Shhh, and if you can’t shhh then shoo

;-)

i’m over it already.

:-p

re: #211 brookly red

shell fish good! hope you got a date…

No date. Finding a place that sells fresh mussels here was difficult enough.

re: #209 Walter L. Newton

Britain cheat again?

Dunno probably, but it doesn’t help if we can’t bat.
Hey its the first time they won it since 1987.

re: #213 Killgore Trout

No date. Finding a place that sells fresh mussels here was difficult enough.

I was wondering about that…

re: #214 ozbloke

Dunno probably, but it doesn’t help if we can’t bat.
Hey its the first time they won it since 1987.

First win in your yard since ‘87………we’ve won three of the last four series.

re: #207 Killgore Trout

Nom nom nom!

The high drama continues in the Northeast!

Seriously. They’re getting carried away here. It was just fecking snowstorm.

re: #189 WindUpBird

I just figure anyone with a tougher job than me for whom I am tipping (which is really everyone at this point) deserves a decent tip. I’m lucky enough not to have to work a service gig, and I’m always aware of it, so i tip big

i think all americans should be required to work at restaurants for a coupla years if they haven’t been in the armed services. i told the niece that six months as a waiter would teach her more about managing people than an entire MBA

re: #189 WindUpBird

I just figure anyone with a tougher job than me for whom I am tipping (which is really everyone at this point) deserves a decent tip. I’m lucky enough not to have to work a service gig, and I’m always aware of it, so i tip big

Me too, and I’ll admit it’s partially a sense of what has often been derided as “white liberal guilt”, which I developed growing up in TX back in the 70s when the contrasts were far more stark than today.

re: #217 Floral Giraffe

Nom nom nom!

yeah mussels rock…

re: #216 wozzablog

But i’m over it.

re: #190 ozbloke

Services run on ports, your computer has 65535 ports.

To those confused by this, here’s an easy way to check those ports on your PC and give you a graphical picture of what the outside world can see in your computer:
http://www.grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2

Click “All Service Ports” and sit back a couple minutes and watch. However, this is false security if your all closed up, because you could still be infected by something reaching out! So get Microsoft Security Essentials (it’s free and good) and you should be fine.

re: #219 engineer dog

i think all americans should be required to work at restaurants for a coupla years if they haven’t been in the armed services. i told the niece that six months as a waiter would teach her more about managing people than an entire MBA

I feel you but I also do like using Americans & required in the same sentence…

re: #196 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

For windows users, the PRCView tool is invaluable. Its extremely useful for discovering what processes are running and has built in functionality to do websearches for anything it detects for additional information, plus kill functions.

Looking at services from the inside can be daunting, first identifying them all, and verifying the integrity of them all.

Sniffing packets still sucks too.

I know you know all this, but its not for the fainthearted.

re: #190 ozbloke

this is a useful summary even for engineers like myself, since i am mostly desktop bound and don’t know much about website mgmt

if i want to know what processes (running pgms) are up and about i do the braindead windoze pgmr thing and look at Task Manager

“We don’t take pubes… six dollars”

Ok… so we’ve had this Netflix account, get those DVD’s in the mail almost a frequently as junk mail. I didn’t realize it, but the membership we have includes the live streaming of movies and videos over the internet.

So, for Christmas, I buy the family a new Blue Ray DVD player with the Netflix software and I network connection. Hook up the DVD player to the DSL modem, now the family can watch movies on demand on the TV.

And then today, I discovered that the same account can also be used for streaming content over my Ipod Touch using WiFI. There’s an app for that, free, from Netflix.

I’ve had this Ipod Touch for about 3 months now, and I don’t think you could pry it out of my hands if I was dead.

Recommendation… if you don’t have one, buy one.

[Link: www.amazon.com…]

re: #221 brookly red

yeah mussels rock…

Steamed Mussels with Garlic, Wine, and Cilantro

re: #216 wozzablog

First win in your yard since ‘87…we’ve won three of the last four series.

Yes my Overlord ;)

Oh noz!

Rare Earth Exports From China To Be Reduced By 11 Percent, Could Lead To More U.S. Mining

More high drama. Here’s hoping that Molycorp is extremely productive.

re: #229 ozbloke

Yes my Overlord ;)

And don’t forget it……………..

/

re: #213 Killgore Trout

No date. Finding a place that sells fresh mussels here was difficult enough.

next time perhaps hanging around the seafood place with a shopping bag full of wine might attract a like minded mate?

re: #224 brookly red

I feel you but I also do like using Americans & required in the same sentence…

i take it you mean “don’t” and i have to agree with your point altho sometimes i feel the urge to get all drill sergeant on our lazy asses…

re: #224 brookly red

I feel you but I also do like using Americans & required in the same sentence…

sorry I meant do NOT, my bad.

re: #232 brookly red

next time perhaps hanging around the seafood place with a shopping bag full of wine might attract a like minded mate?

That would only lead to a troubled marriage resulting in a painful divorce followed by financially crippling child support and alimony. The simplest (and happiest) solution is to enjoy my mussels solo.

re: #228 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Steamed Mussels with Garlic, Wine, and Cilantro

Yes! and a green… Kale or Collards me thinks.

re: #227 Walter L. Newton

Mu daughter loves her new one. It is constantly in her hand.

re: #236 brookly red

Yes! and a green… Kale or Collards me thinks.

I like to serve it with some pasta.

re: #223 uncle meat

To those confused by this, here’s an easy way to check those ports on your PC and give you a graphical picture of what the outside world can see in your computer:
http://www.grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2

Click “All Service Ports” and sit back a couple minutes and watch. However, this is false security if your all closed up, because you could still be infected by something reaching out! So get Microsoft Security Essentials (it’s free and good) and you should be fine.

Thanks Uncle Meat, two points if I may.
That tool does only examine the first 1056 ports, and not all LGF users are micro$oft users.

re: #236 brookly red

Yes! and a green… Kale or Collards me thinks.

I’m going with collards. I’m saving my Kale for weekend omelets these days..

re: #235 Killgore Trout

That would only lead to a troubled marriage resulting in a painful divorce followed by financially crippling child support and alimony. The simplest (and happiest) solution is to enjoy my mussels solo.

Ouch! do you want I should send you a recipe for smoked 38.s ? (best with red wine)

re: #238 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I like to serve it with some pasta.

right freakin on! do you have a sister?

What? 5 years?

Husband in Hot Water: Man Faces Five Years in Prison for Snooping Through Wife’s E-Mails

Could someone face prison time for snooping through a spouse’s e-mails?

For Leon Walker of Michigan, the answer was yes.

Suspecting that his wife was involved with another man, and worried that it was affecting their daughter, Walker logged into Clara Walker’s Gmail account last summer.

Walker, 33, said it was easy for him to log in because his wife kept the password in a book next to the computer.

“I definitely felt it was OK to confirm [the affair] by reading her e-mail in our home,” said Walker.

While Walker believed it was OK, Oakland County prosecutors did not and have charged Walker with felony misuse of a computer. If convicted, he could face up to five years in prison.

This is Michigan’s first criminal prosecution for snooping through a spouse’s e-mails. So far, two Michigan judges have refused to toss out the charges in the potentially precedent-setting case.

“It’s outrageous. It’s insane,” Walker, who is now divorced, told ABC News.

…

re: #242 brookly red

right freakin on! do you have a sister?

Nope.

re: #226 engineer dog

this is a useful summary even for engineers like myself, since i am mostly desktop bound and don’t know much about website mgmt

if i want to know what processes (running pgms) are up and about i do the braindead windoze pgmr thing and look at Task Manager

Which can be useful, however services can be hidden from task manager, Authors of worms/trojens etc are most likely going to hide themselves from task manager.

re: #244 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope.

probably for the best

re: #238 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I had swiss chard, rock shrimp, and pasta in a butter nut cream sauce here:[Link: www.kemperart.org…]
Yum.

G’night all.