Pamela Geller’s Astounding Birth Certificate Heat Map Analysis (or, Science!)

Hate monger Pamela Geller embraces her Birther roots
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It’s been a great week for monumental right wing blogosphere fails, and it looks like they’re just getting warmed up.

For a while there, Pamela “Shrieking Harpy” Geller was trying to minimize her contribution to the Idiotic Conspiracy Theory of All Time known as Birtherism. But Geller is finally comfortable with taking credit for the whole shebang, and today she did just that and went full-on Birther. Watch out, Orly Taitz:

A NEW TWIST IN OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE MYSTERY! - Atlas Shrugs

I’ve been trying to finish this post for 20 minutes, but every time I look at her astounding heat map analysis that cracks the case wide open, I start snickering uncontrollably and lose my train of thought.

Atlas broke the story of the forgery of Obama’s COLB (certification of live birth), a story I covered beginning in May 2008. I never pretended to know what was on the vault copy that Obama spent millions to hide; I just ran the irrefutable analysis that what Obama presented to the American people was a “horrible forgery.”

We could speculate. Maybe it was the name of his father. His religion. His place of birth. Maybe, maybe, maybe. All speculation.

What was most egregious was the propaganda O-media refusing to ask these questions while running with any lie about Bush’s documentation. The enemedia [sic] went so far as to produce forged documents concerning President Bush’s Air National Guard service (Rathergate). Imagine that — the media’s mad obsession with the minutiae of every detail of every document of Bush’s life (even the most mundane), but not one mainstream query as to why the good folks of America were forbidden from viewing Obama’s birth certificate long form. Astonishing.

There is clearly something on that form that Obama does not want the American people to see. Period. Pbama [sic] must present if he is to run for re-election, should he now?

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