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1 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:49:37pm

did she really just say that the founders worked to free the slaves?

2 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:50:10pm

I just watched this.

Fucking insanity. What the hell. Claiming that John Adams worked tirelessly until slavery was gone?

Adams would have loved to do that. He would have really fucking loved to do that. Too bad that it didn’t happen, and instead we got the Civil War, seventy years later.

Jesus christ. And this Sal guy just weasels around and dodges the question. “Some kind of slavery ended then”.

What the fuck. It’s sickening that this woman is a public servant and doesn’t know, or just feels she can lie about, the history of our country.

3 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:51:50pm

jefferson went to his grave owning slaves and writing racist things about how black people smelled funny and weren’t as intelligent as whites. wtf

4 Alexzander  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:52:29pm

I’m noticing increased craziness and apocalyptic speech in so many different sectors and demographics. It’s beginning to freak me out a bit.

5 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:52:46pm

re: #2 Obdicut

I just watched this.

Fucking insanity. What the hell. Claiming that John Adams worked tirelessly until slavery was gone?

Adams would have loved to do that. He would have really fucking loved to do that. Too bad that it didn’t happen, and instead we got the Civil War, seventy years later.

Jesus christ. And this Sal guy just weasels around and dodges the question. “Some kind of slavery ended then”.

What the fuck. It’s sickening that this woman is a public servant and doesn’t know, or just feels she can lie about, the history of our country.

Well, I sat through a simulation where a bunch of middle schoolers pretended to be the founders, and THEY voted to end slavery right then and there. (Really, asking a marginally popular 13 year old to defend such an unpopular concept is a nonstarter.)

Maybe she’s living in that universe, in which John Adams was really a talkative boy named Jonah who is all arms and legs and acne.

6 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:54:14pm

this is beyond the palin

7 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:54:42pm

re: #6 SpaceJesus

this is beyond the palin

You just won the thread. Have you been saving that?

8 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:55:44pm

re: #6 SpaceJesus

this is beyond the palin

RIMSHOT!

9 SpaceJesus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:56:33pm

re: #7 EmmmieG


i was waiting to unveil it for my presidential campaign in decades to come, but i figured, ah what the hell

10 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:57:07pm

I also once sat through a “Model UN” in which Israel gave Palestine everything it wanted because Israel was a dumpy unpopular girl who was grateful that Palestine was willing to notice she was alive.

Maybe we should stop this “Prom at the SOTU Address” silliness now. We really wouldn’t want a world run by high schoolers.

11 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:57:17pm

re: #4 Alexzander

I’m noticing increased craziness and apocalyptic speech in so many different sectors and demographics. It’s beginning to freak me out a bit.

yep!

Shits getting weirder and weirder.

You got GOP congresspeople just outright whitewashing established American history in 2011, in the most connected time on earth we’ve ever had

and they’re peddling the sorts of lies you’d expect from dictators and madmen

12 Fozzie Bear  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:57:57pm

whaaaaat theeeee fuuuuuck

13 SteveMcGazi  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:58:08pm

Bachman’s defenders will insist she never said that the founding fathers eliminated slavery.

14 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:58:34pm

re: #6 SpaceJesus

this is beyond the palin

Sir, you win ten internets for that one…

15 thatthatisis  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:59:02pm

Beyond the complete lack of any knowledge of American history, my favorite irony is that she said that, after 21 generations of liberty, this might be the first generation (i.e., Obama) that ends our liberty.

And she is the one who said we should open an investigation of members of Congress to see whether they are anti-American or not.

I’m speechless. I just wish she were … …

16 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:59:22pm

Man when Tweety is on, he is on. Love watching him disembowel assholes like that. Of course I just have to shake my head at Bachmann. Somehow I see a Palin Bachmann ticket in ‘12.

17 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 4:59:39pm

If Adams could have gotten the votes to outlaw slavery, he would have.

He had to work his tail off to get the votes for Independence.

Then he had to work his tail off to get loans for the US in Holland.

Then he worked his tail off as president to avoid a war with France.

You get the idea. The man was the Energizer Bunny of the American Revolution. I swear he died talking.

(Actually, he said, “Thomas Jefferson still lives,” but he was wrong.)

18 SteveMcGazi  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:00:21pm

re: #16 Dreggas

Man when Tweety is on, he is on. Love watching him disembowel assholes like that. Of course I just have to shake my head at Bachmann. Somehow I see a Palin Bachmann ticket in ‘12.

A Palin-Bachman ticket would still draw 45 million votes.

19 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:00:22pm

re: #15 thatthatisis

Beyond the complete lack of any knowledge of American history, my favorite irony is that she said that, after 21 generations of liberty, this might be the first generation (i.e., Obama) that ends our liberty.

And she is the one who said we should open an investigation of members of Congress to see whether they are anti-American or not.

I’m speechless. I just wish she were …

What’s scarier to me is there are people that vote for her and do so willingly despite this. If she represents her district then her district must be filled with morons.

20 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:00:30pm

Wow Chris Matthews really does seem to be hitting his stride lately doesn’t he?

21 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:00:47pm

Also, there is the difference between ending the slave trade, and ending slavery.

Both good ideas, but different things.

22 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:00:47pm

re: #18 stevemcg

Yes, it would, and that is scary as hell.

23 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:01:37pm

re: #17 EmmmieG

If Adams could have gotten the votes to outlaw slavery, he would have.

He had to work his tail off to get the votes for Independence.

Then he had to work his tail off to get loans for the US in Holland.

Then he worked his tail off as president to avoid a war with France.

You get the idea. The man was the Energizer Bunny of the American Revolution. I swear he died talking.

(Actually, he said, “Thomas Jefferson still lives,” but he was wrong.)

Not by much, IIRC…

24 Fozzie Bear  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:02:48pm

re: #19 Dreggas

What’s scarier to me is there are people that vote for her and do so willingly despite this. If she represents her district then her district must be filled with morons.

To be fair to the people of this country, her district is the result of rather aggressive gerrymandering, It took work to create a district collectively stupid enough to elect her.

25 engineer cat  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:04:39pm

actually, she says john quincy adams, who was in congress after he was president, at the time that the so-called “gag rule” was in place, which automatically tabled any bill discussing slavery. so, every year, the first thing JQA would do at the opening session of congress would be to introduce a motion addressing slavery - which would promptly be tabled

but JQA was not a ‘founding father’

26 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:04:58pm

re: #15 thatthatisis

Unless we have been reproducing at about 11 yrs old, we haven’t had 21 generations of Americans. I’ve lived through 1/4 of US history. Does she know much about the French she took?

27 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:05:33pm

re: #25 engineer dog

Nice catch.

28 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:06:13pm

re: #25 engineer dog

actually, she says john quincy adams, who was in congress after he was president, at the time that the so-called “gag rule” was in place, which automatically tabled any bill discussing slavery. so, every year, the first thing JQA would do at the opening session of congress would be to introduce a motion addressing slavery - which would promptly be tabled

but JQA was not a ‘founding father’

No, but I love that he did this.

29 thatthatisis  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:09:19pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

Unless we have been reproducing at about 11 yrs old, we haven’t had 21 generations of Americans. I’ve lived through 1/4 of US history. Does she know much about the French she took?

Non, mon ami.

30 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:10:41pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

Unless we have been reproducing at about 11 yrs old, we haven’t had 21 generations of Americans. I’ve lived through 1/4 of US history. Does she know much about the French she took?

Sacrebleu!

31 Fozzie Bear  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:11:10pm

For some reason the video keeps freezing up halfway through. I’m dying to know what this guy says in the second half.

32 Gus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:12:12pm
33 Locker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:15:52pm

This is fine demonstration of the unreachable state in which some of these far right religious Conservatives live. Michelle Bachmann traffics in lies and that’s the long and short of it

Look:

[Link: www.politifact.com…]

13 statements rated. 7 False. 6 Pant on Fire false.

The only way someone could follow, believe or admire someone like this is to place no value on factual information. Here audience doesn’t care about facts, doesn’t care about reality and doesn’t care about anyone or anything other than maintaining their own imaginary reality.

It is impossible to pretend that being raised as a devout Christian doesn’t contribute to this situation in a tremendous way. These people are taught to

Reject facts as a matter of faith.”

These people are insane.

34 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:18:21pm

That was great! Why can’t tweety be like this more often?

35 qubit2020  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:18:51pm

I wish Chris would let his adversaries talk (hell, he doesn’t let his friends talk either..), it would lend more credibility to his arguments. But, he was right.
I loved the Balloonhead moniker for Bachmann.

36 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:18:52pm

“Some kind of slavery ended with the civil war”
Lol

37 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:20:55pm

re: #34 Surabaya Stew

That was great! Why can’t tweety be like this more often?

Even though he was correct, his O’Reilly imitation irritates me. The pundits and their nut-case prey have reduced us to Jerry Springer politics.

38 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:21:36pm

re: #37 Decatur Deb

Even though he was correct, his O’Reilly imitation irritates me. The pundits and their nut-case prey have reduced us to Jerry Springer politics.

We’ll always have Maddow and Stewart… I hope….

39 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:21:51pm

This is only tip tip of the iceberg. Conservatives are increasingly using revisionist history. Most people, and even the press are polite and give them a pass on it but in open debates they are going to get crushed.

40 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:22:35pm

re: #39 Killgore Trout

This is only tip tip of the iceberg. Conservatives are increasingly using revisionist history. Most people, and even the press are polite and give them a pass on it but in open debates they are going to get crushed.

Does this country still do open debates?

41 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:23:07pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

“Some kind of slavery ended with the civil war”
Lol

Yeah, don’t you know that we still have that wage slavery that ties workers to evil corporations that force them to stay at their desks up to 12 hours a day?!

Wait, thats not a Tea Party talking point?! Never mind then….

42 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:23:07pm

re: #39 Killgore Trout

This is only tip tip of the iceberg. Conservatives are increasingly using revisionist history. Most people, and even the press are polite and give them a pass on it but in open debates they are going to get crushed.

Not if they succeed in dumbing down the electorate.

43 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:23:39pm

I don’t know whats more embarassing, that Bachmann is that ignorant, that people cover for her, or the fact she actually got elected.

44 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:24:10pm

re: #41 Surabaya Stew

Yeah, don’t you know that we still have that wage slavery that ties workers to evil corporations that force them to stay at their desks up to 12 hours a day?!

Wait, thats not a Tea Party talking point?! Never mind then…

They routinely call taxes “slavery”. He just didn’t get the meme out.

45 calochortus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:24:24pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

“Some kind of slavery ended with the civil war”
Lol

Yeah, the legal kind.

46 qubit2020  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:25:20pm

Bachmann shows that the narrative is (much) more important than facts.

47 calochortus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:25:57pm

re: #42 Decatur Deb

Not if they succeed in dumbing down the electorate.

Sadly the electorate is already dumbed down. People are not by and large, influenced by fact. They prefer beliefs that make them feel comfortable.

48 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:27:09pm

You know what really pisses me off the most about the revisionist history? It completely denies all of those people that came after the Founding Father’s that made this country great. All of the people who completed their work and finished what they couldn’t or wouldn’t. There are people in every subsequent generation that gave all that they had including their lived to make this country better when they left it then it was when they were born into it. And when Bachmann and her ilk talk as if the FFs left us a perfect union that has somehow been ruined by progressives she shits on most of what our children have a right to be proud of. My ancestors came here in chains and I am damn proud to be born to a country that unlike any other nation that enslaved Africans followed by legalized discrimination, we had a Civil Rights movement. We had a Labor Movement. We had a Women’s Movement. We have a gay rights movement. We had Fredrick Douglas. We had WEB DuBois. We had Susan B. Anthony. We had MLK. We had Cesar Chavez. I could go on and on and on. She is shitting on these movements and those people. She’s shitting on all of the Union troops that died in the Civil War, many of them newly arrived immigrants. We should be as proud of them as the FFs. They did the hard work that needed to be finished. Revisionist history denies these people everything that they are due. Everything that makes this country special, even though we have the same kinds of shameful scars that many other nation has. This is why we are special.

This is the real American Exceptionalism that Bachmann and her crew don’t understand. Screw her dumb ignorant ass.

49 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:27:57pm

The Earth is 5000 years old.

The Charge of the Light Brigade was a good thing.

The Founding Fathers abolished Slavery.

The Tea Party wants whats best for America.

Allow me to ponder the mindset needed to render all those ideas as truth.

50 makeitstop  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:28:10pm

re: #39 Killgore Trout

This is only tip tip of the iceberg. Conservatives are increasingly using revisionist history. Most people, and even the press are polite and give them a pass on it but in open debates they are going to get crushed.

I can see a day in a debate where one candidate will mouth a falsehood, and his opponent will correct that falsehood.

And due to the toxic political climate and anti-intellectual trend going on in this country, I can see the crowd booing the guy who’s got the correct facts.

It could happen.

51 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:29:34pm

re: #48 moderatelyradicalliberal

You know what really pisses me off the most about the revisionist history? It completely denies all of those people that came after the Founding Father’s that made this country great. All of the people who completed their work and finished what they couldn’t or wouldn’t. There are people in every subsequent generation that gave all that they had including their lived to make this country better when they left it then it was when they were born into it. And when Bachmann and her ilk talk as if the FFs left us a perfect union that has somehow been ruined by progressives she shits on most of what our children have a right to be proud of. My ancestors came here in chains and I am damn proud to be born to a country that unlike any other nation that enslaved Africans followed by legalized discrimination, we had a Civil Rights movement. We had a Labor Movement. We had a Women’s Movement. We have a gay rights movement. We had Fredrick Douglas. We had WEB DuBois. We had Susan B. Anthony. We had MLK. We had Cesar Chavez. I could go on and on and on. She is shitting on these movements and those people. She’s shitting on all of the Union troops that died in the Civil War, many of them newly arrived immigrants. We should be as proud of them as the FFs. They did the hard work that needed to be finished. Revisionist history denies these people everything that they are due. Everything that makes this country special, even though we have the same kinds of shameful scars that many other nation has. This is why we are special.

This is the real American Exceptionalism that Bachmann and her crew don’t understand. Screw her dumb ignorant ass.

Excellent. And she knows exactly what she’s saying.

52 calochortus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:29:45pm

re: #50 makeitstop

I can see a day in a debate where one candidate will mouth a falsehood, and his opponent will correct that falsehood.

And due to the toxic political climate and anti-intellectual trend going on in this country, I can see the crowd booing the guy who’s got the correct facts.

It could happen.

I suspect it already has, somewhere.

53 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:30:36pm

re: #52 calochortus

I suspect it already has, somewhere.

It happens daily in the US Congress.

54 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:31:22pm

Personally, I’m looking forward to Bachmann’s Batshit Crazy State of the Teabaggers speech tonight.

55 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:31:45pm

re: #3 SpaceJesus

jefferson went to his grave owning slaves and writing racist things about how black people smelled funny and weren’t as intelligent as whites. wtf

And he was Strom Thurmond before Strom Thurmond was Strom Thurmond.

When I think about South Carolina Republicans, I think about them voting against John McCain in 2000 because of the rumors of him having a black child even as they had been voting for 50 years for a man who really did have a black child. LOL!

56 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:34:19pm

re: #51 Decatur Deb

Excellent. And she knows exactly what she’s saying.

Oh I know she knows better. Which is why she really deserves a “fuck you”.

57 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:34:54pm

I’m going to go out a limb here…
I KNOW MORE ABOUT HISTORY THAN THIS …THIS ..AH PERSON!!!

58 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:35:03pm

Rand Paul’s budget has been released, and it’s a hoot.

[Link: www.randpaul2010.com…]

He’s got a vision of a very different kind of America - no EPA, no DOE, no foreign aid at all, etc.

59 What, me worry?  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:35:10pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

Unless we have been reproducing at about 11 yrs old, we haven’t had 21 generations of Americans. I’ve lived through 1/4 of US history. Does she know much about the French she took?

But I do know that I love you. (Well, I like you a whole bunch anyway).

Joan Walsh, editor at Salon, is on fire there as well!

60 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:36:19pm

Rand Paul wants to cut 83% of the Department of Education’s budget.

61 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:36:48pm

And eliminate the Department of Energy.

62 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:37:07pm

Eliminate HUD.

63 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:37:11pm

re: #58 Charles

Holy shit. He cuts 32% from the courts— without any explanation of how this can be done. He just notes that the costs have risen faster than inflation, as though that’s relevant.

And as many predicted, he barely touched defense— 6.5% cuts.

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:37:18pm

re: #58 Charles

Some hard decisions will have to be made.

But, hopefully, the decisions will not be bat-shit crazy.

65 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:37:31pm

President Obama will look good with an orange background tonight. Poor Biden, though…having to sit next to an ashtray.

66 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:37:48pm

re: #63 Obdicut

Holy shit. He cuts 32% from the courts— without any explanation of how this can be done. He just notes that the costs have risen faster than inflation, as though that’s relevant.

And as many predicted, he barely touched defense— 6.5% cuts.

All Guns.

No Butter.

67 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:38:26pm

re: #55 moderatelyradicalliberal

And he was Strom Thurmond before Strom Thurmond was Strom Thurmond.

When I think about South Carolina Republicans, I think about them voting against John McCain in 2000 because of the rumors of him having a black child even as they had been voting for 50 years for a man who really did have a black child. LOL!

To them, McCain was a carpetbagger, but Strom was one of them

/uggghhh

68 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:38:29pm

It didn’t take but the first page for me to laugh out loud…

and in September they released
their first-ever comic book, “Squeaks Discovers Type,” meant to teach children “why printing is important.”

69 makeitstop  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:38:31pm

re: #58 Charles

Rand Paul’s budget has been released, and it’s a hoot.

[Link: www.randpaul2010.com…]

He’s got a vision of a very different kind of America - no EPA, no DOE, no foreign aid at all, etc.

And he proposes doing it all in this fiscal year. It sounds like Grover Norquist’s wet dream.

That’s Curly’s idea of a looneytarian utopia? No thanks.

70 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:38:42pm

re: #58 Charles

Rand Paul’s budget has been released, and it’s a hoot.

[Link: www.randpaul2010.com…]

He’s got a vision of a very different kind of America - no EPA, no DOE, no foreign aid at all, etc.

Only a 6.5% decrease for the military. Interesting. I’m pretty sure you win a bet on that one.

71 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:38:50pm

re: #58 Charles

He advocates cuts to the NIH. The NIH provides scientific grant research that is universally agreed upon to produce more than its funding level in economic value for private industry. It more than pays for itself.

72 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:39:13pm

83% cut in education.
/Derp!

73 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:39:38pm

re: #65 darthstar

President Obama will look good with an orange background tonight. Poor Biden, though…having to sit next to an ashtray.

That cries at the drop of a hat.

I’d love to see Biden try to keep himself from snickering if Sir Tans-a-lot cried about something.

74 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:02pm

What time does the speech start?

75 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:14pm

re: #58 Charles

Some nice lies in there, too:


Policies perpetuated by HUD and its related agencies played a key role fostering subprime lending that brought the financial system to its knees in 2008.

What an asshole.

76 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:14pm

re: #70 Killgore Trout

Only a 6.5% decrease for the military. Interesting. I’m pretty sure you win a bet on that one.

Just call me Little Green Nostradamus. The bigwigs had a come-to-Jesus moment with Rand over his libertarian isolationism.

No problem with completely eliminating foreign aid, though. 100% cut.

77 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:21pm

re: #74 Killgore Trout

What time does the speech start?

Twenty minutes from now.

78 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:37pm

Lawhawk has put up a page with the SOTU text.

79 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:37pm

Food and Drug Administration: Reduce 62 Percent

80 calochortus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:37pm

re: #58 Charles

OK, lets try this somewhere. Like Texas. Then in a few years we can see whether people are moving there in droves.

81 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:38pm

re: #74 Killgore Trout

What time does the speech start?

In 20 minutes.

82 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:40:54pm

re: #76 Charles


No problem with completely eliminating foreign aid, though. 100% cut.

The Marshall Plan? Sounds like some sorta commie plot to me!

83 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:41:12pm

re: #58 Charles

Rand Paul’s budget has been released, and it’s a hoot.

[Link: www.randpaul2010.com…]

He’s got a vision of a very different kind of America - no EPA, no DOE, no foreign aid at all, etc.

Isolationist, knuckle-dragging moron…Rand Paul, fuck you.

84 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:41:29pm

re: #77 darthstar

Twenty minutes from now.

Ok, I gotta do some dishes and get my drink on before the dog and pony show starts.

85 McSpiff  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:41:33pm

re: #75 Obdicut

Some nice lies in there, too:

What an asshole.

Minorities!!1!

86 calochortus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:41:42pm

Must go make dinner.

BBL

87 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:42:11pm

re: #80 calochortus

OK, lets try this somewhere. Like Texas. Then in a few years we can see whether people are moving there in droves.

The best excuse for states is that they serve as laboratories. Texas could be where we test toxic cosmetics.

88 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:42:23pm

Homeland security - 43% decrease

89 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:42:29pm

re: #58 Charles

Rand Paul’s budget has been released, and it’s a hoot.

[Link: www.randpaul2010.com…]

He’s got a vision of a very different kind of America - no EPA, no DOE, no foreign aid at all, etc.

Will it be Judge Dredd world when he’s done?

90 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:42:57pm

re: #85 McSpiff

Minorities!!1!

Those poor bankers were brought to their knees by being forced to give bad loans to illegal immigrants!

It had nothing to do with the creation of complex financial instruments that hid risk and bundled unsafe mortgages together into gigantic time bomb packages that were then sold and resold as grade A investments!

91 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:02pm

Housing and Urban Development - gone

92 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:05pm

A Primer and a Bible …Chalk and a slate !
He’ll set us back 200 years….but he’ll save the rain forest///

93 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:20pm

re: #89 WindUpBird

Will it be Judge Dredd world when he’s done?

No, It’ll be eastern Kentucky.

94 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:26pm

re: #89 WindUpBird

Will it be Judge Dredd world when he’s done?

No, in that world, America still existed.

95 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:40pm

re: #80 calochortus

Nope. I live in Texas, and Gov. Hairdo (R-Stone Ages) will have none of it. None of it I say!
//

96 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:43:59pm

I’ll have live video of the SOTU speech from the White House, in case you aren’t watching a TV.

97 mr.fusion  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:44:51pm

This guy was just dying to compare Obama’s economic policies to slavery…..he certainly alluded to it a couple of times, I wish Matthews would have picked up on it

98 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:45:06pm

re: #87 Decatur Deb

Why all the Texas hatin’? I live here! Keep the testing away!!!!

99 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:45:20pm

re: #62 Charles

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration: Reduce 36 Percent

Right, because studying the climate and economic effects is off-scope? Weather related events cause billions of dollars in damage annually. Knowing how that happens, and how to work towards predicting severe weather events is… umm… the core mission.

DOE eliminated? The purpose of the DOE wasn’t just regulating oil prices. It was to develop alt-energy and find ways to improve energy efficiency and now is responsible for the nation’s nuclear weapons program, nuclear reactor production for the United States Navy, energy conservation, energy-related research, radioactive waste disposal, and domestic energy production.

DOE also sponsors more basic and applied scientific research than any other US federal agency; most of this is funded through its system of United States Department of Energy National Laboratories.

Fat chance of eliminating that Department.

100 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:45:34pm

re: #97 mr.fusion

This guy was just dying to compare Obama’s economic policies to slavery…he certainly alluded to it a couple of times, I wish Matthews would have picked up on it

There are only so many idiotic things Matthews can address in one hour.

101 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:45:47pm

re: #98 Kid A

Why all the Texas hatin’? I live here! Keep the testing away!!!

Jealousy. I live in Alabama.

102 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:45:48pm

re: #1 SpaceJesus

did she really just say that the founders worked to free the slaves?

She got that from Beck: [Link: mediamatters.org…]

103 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:46:09pm

re: #70 Killgore Trout

Killgore… I took this with you in mind…

Image: 100_0235_LUTHIER.JPG

104 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:46:29pm

re: #93 Decatur Deb

No, It’ll be eastern Kentucky.


(from Night Court)


[about Yakov’s brother, who doesn’t want to go back to the Soviet Union]
Baliff Nostradamus ‘Bull’ Shannon: Is it really that bad over there?
Yakov Korolenko: You ever been to Milwaukee?
Baliff Nostradamus ‘Bull’ Shannon: Yeah.
Yakov Korolenko: Close your eyes.
Baliff Nostradamus ‘Bull’ Shannon: Why?
Yakov Korolenko: Please?
[Bull does]
Yakov Korolenko: When you open your eyes, you’re going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. No matter where you go, no matter how far you run, you’re still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in a cab, and drive two hundred miles in any direction, and you’re still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in an airplane, and fly two thousand miles, and you’re still…
Baliff Nostradamus ‘Bull’ Shannon: [clutching his head] NO! STOP, STOP IT!

105 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:47:02pm

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

106 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:47:29pm

re: #105 Charles

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

CNN has jumped the shark.

107 What, me worry?  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:47:43pm

re: #41 Surabaya Stew

Yeah, don’t you know that we still have that wage slavery that ties workers to evil corporations that force them to stay at their desks up to 12 hours a day?!

Wait, thats not a Tea Party talking point?! Never mind then…

Jon Stewart did a highlight on Turkey Creek, MS which founded by a group of freed slaves after the Civil War. Most residents today are their descendants and many still live in the homes built during the Reconstruction era.

The State has been chipping away at their land for decades. Agent Orange has been dumped there along with all kinds of toxic materials and pollutants. They’ve also lost land to developing, including an apartment complex which was built over the grave sites of those first group of freed slaves.

The residents turned to everyone for help. The state, the federal government, the NAACP. No one would help. The only group that came through was the Audubon Society. They were able to make much of Turkey Creek (but not all) declared a bird sanctuary and thereby protected land.

The birds…. The birds are more important than the descendants of the slaves.

We have a way to go yet.

108 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:47:48pm

re: #105 Charles

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

Will they have subtitles to translate the Herp a Derp?

109 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:48:35pm

re: #98 Kid A

Why all the Texas hatin’? I live here! Keep the testing away!!!

I can’t totally hate on Texas, they gave me this

110 What, me worry?  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:48:53pm

re: #48 moderatelyradicalliberal

You know what really pisses me off the most about the revisionist history? It completely denies all of those people that came after the Founding Father’s that made this country great. All of the people who completed their work and finished what they couldn’t or wouldn’t. There are people in every subsequent generation that gave all that they had including their lived to make this country better when they left it then it was when they were born into it. And when Bachmann and her ilk talk as if the FFs left us a perfect union that has somehow been ruined by progressives she shits on most of what our children have a right to be proud of. My ancestors came here in chains and I am damn proud to be born to a country that unlike any other nation that enslaved Africans followed by legalized discrimination, we had a Civil Rights movement. We had a Labor Movement. We had a Women’s Movement. We have a gay rights movement. We had Fredrick Douglas. We had WEB DuBois. We had Susan B. Anthony. We had MLK. We had Cesar Chavez. I could go on and on and on. She is shitting on these movements and those people. She’s shitting on all of the Union troops that died in the Civil War, many of them newly arrived immigrants. We should be as proud of them as the FFs. They did the hard work that needed to be finished. Revisionist history denies these people everything that they are due. Everything that makes this country special, even though we have the same kinds of shameful scars that many other nation has. This is why we are special.

This is the real American Exceptionalism that Bachmann and her crew don’t understand. Screw her dumb ignorant ass.

Oh you made me tear up!

111 palomino  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:48:54pm

re: #82 Obdicut

The Marshall Plan? Sounds like some sorta commie plot to me!

Makes Paul Ryan’s “roadmap” budget look sane by comparison.

112 Gus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:49:21pm

More naive nostalgia? I think she also forgot about women’s suffrage. They also didn’t have, ahem, farm subsidies “back in the good old days”. Sal Russo was very ineffective and about the most I got out of him was hearing that nervous laugh. Bachmann of course is pulling a beck setting up the ground work for “THE END OF THE USA!” fear talk.

113 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:49:48pm

re: #111 palomino

Makes Paul Ryan’s “roadmap” budget look sane by comparison.

Maybe that was the plan?

114 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:49:57pm

re: #65 darthstar

President Obama will look good with an orange background tonight. Poor Biden, though…having to sit next to an ashtray.

Too bad that Boehner couldn’t use that orange background…he’d be like the Invisible Man ;-P

115 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:50:47pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb
re: #109 WindUpBird

That’s awesome! Thanks for the link!

116 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:51:18pm

Paul wants to reduce CDC budget by 28%? Insane. He’s busy complaining about travel expenses, even though the CDC’s job includes finding potential disease outbreaks, tracing them to the source, and protecting public health.

You know - like essential to national safety/security.

CDC corps are on the front lines of sourcing outbreaks of new diseases and helping determine how to prevent spread of outbreaks.

That kind of cut is just insane. Like so many of the other cuts. Unrealistic and completely unsupported by reality.

117 Gus  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:51:59pm

John Boehner’s SOTU Checklist:

[ ] Box of Kleenex

118 McSpiff  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:52:09pm

Wolf Blitzer: “I’ve been in that motorcade before”

…thanks Wolf. Insightful. Cocky bastard.

119 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:52:17pm

re: #106 darthstar

I thought Erik was employed by CNN.

120 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:52:18pm

re: #115 Kid A

re: #109 WindUpBird

That’s awesome! Thanks for the link!

They’re just that good *_*

121 thatthatisis  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:52:46pm

re: #48 moderatelyradicalliberal

Unbelievable post. Great.

122 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:53:51pm

re: #121 thatthatisis

Unbelievable post. Great.

Thanks. :)

123 charlz  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:54:19pm

re: #116 lawhawk

That kind of cut is just insane. Like so many of the other cuts. Unrealistic and completely unsupported by reality.


so the interesting question for me is not why politicians act like politicians — because they all do — but why this segment of the polity thinks this will sell.

124 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:55:00pm

re: #107 marjoriemoon

Jon Stewart did a highlight on Turkey Creek, MS which founded by a group of freed slaves after the Civil War. Most residents today are their descendants and many still live in the homes built during the Reconstruction era.

The State has been chipping away at their land for decades. Agent Orange has been dumped there along with all kinds of toxic materials and pollutants. They’ve also lost land to developing, including an apartment complex which was built over the grave sites of those first group of freed slaves.

The residents turned to everyone for help. The state, the federal government, the NAACP. No one would help. The only group that came through was the Audubon Society. They were able to make much of Turkey Creek (but not all) declared a bird sanctuary and thereby protected land.

The birds… The birds are more important than the descendants of the slaves.

We have a way to go yet.

What?!? The NAACP wouldn’t help? Ban them and get rid of their federal funding!!!

(says the TP talking point)

Seriously though, that is a sad story, yet not unfamiliar. It reminds me of the UK where the Royal Society to prevent animal abuse was founded 60 years before its equivalent organization was founded to prevent child abuse!

125 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:55:01pm

Just got a call from my folks, who sounded a little buzzed. My mom (73) shot her second hole in one golfing today, and apparently hit the pin on the next par 3 hole with her drive. Not bad.

126 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:55:51pm

re: #122 moderatelyradicalliberal

Two thumbs up.

127 Alexzander  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:55:57pm

Tempting to run to a cafe so I can have fast internet and watch the interactive state of the union.

128 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:56:54pm

re: #125 darthstar

How old was she when she hit fer first hole-in-one?

129 Alexzander  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:57:08pm

How long is the state of the union typically?

130 darthstar  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:58:21pm

re: #128 Kid A

How old was she when she hit fer first hole-in-one?

70, I think.

131 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:58:35pm

re: #129 Alexzander

About an hour. Actually, all the interruptions from the applause are longer than the speech itself.

132 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:59:13pm

re: #130 darthstar

So, two in three years??!! That’s very impressive.

133 webevintage  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 5:59:16pm

re: #105 Charles

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

Christ almighty….

134 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:00:03pm

re: #131 Kid A

About an hour. Actually, all the interruptions from the applause are longer than the speech itself.

An analyst pointed out that the ‘school dance’ seating arrangement was going to complicate the standing ovation shtick.

135 FreedomMoon  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:00:11pm

Michele Bachmann is about 1/4 as knowledgeable on the history of the US as Sarah Palin, which in a more objective sense equates her to about an average 6th grader. I think the rich behind the tea-party movement know that there is nobody with half a brain that is willing to spout their nonsense, so they have to search out religious fanatical simpletons that can’t comprehend reality and are able to tirelessly push the same illogical talking points. And so, voila we have Sarah Palin (who as we all know also has ulterior, narcissistic motives ) and her even more mentally-limited counterpart Michelle Bachmann. The future sure is bright for the tea-party!

136 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:00:23pm

re: #105 Charles

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

That man has a face made for punching.

137 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:01:03pm

re: #134 Decatur Deb

It’ll look like the “Wave”…

138 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:01:36pm

re: #137 reloadingisnotahobby

It’ll look like the “Wave”…

…Or “Wackamole…

139 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:02:00pm

re: #135 tacuba14

Michele Bachmann is about 1/4 as knowledgeable on the history of the US as Sarah Palin, which in a more objective sense equates her to about an average 6th grader.

What do you have against 6th Graders?

/

140 palomino  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:02:28pm

re: #113 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Maybe that was the plan?

Great strategy: “Vote for Plan A, it’s not as crazy as Plan B.”

141 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:03:20pm

re: #140 palomino

Almost as appealing as voting for “the lesser of two evils.”

142 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:04:25pm

That Chris Matthews interview was a thing of beauty.

Damn straight these twits don’t know about our history. That is because they make it up as they go along. Damn straight the suits behind it know better.

Damn straight those suits are so twisted and morally hollow that even though they know better they can’t speak truths that most 5th graders know.

Damn straight the teabags are an abomination.

Damn straight America deserves better.

Damn straight they are trying to rewrite our history so that they can deny the needs of those they despise in the future.

143 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:04:36pm

re: #105 Charles

CNN is actually going to have Erick Erickson commenting on the SOTU.

The Goatfucking Child Molestor Erick Erickson?

Oh wait, I’m sorry, that wasn’t HIM, that’s just what he calls supreme court justices

Thank god I don’t watch CNN, maybe I’ll turn it on as suitable accompaniment when I clean the cats’ litter boxes

144 BlarneyStone  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:05:14pm

re: #26 Decatur Deb

Unless we have been reproducing at about 11 yrs old, we haven’t had 21 generations of Americans. I’ve lived through 1/4 of US history. Does she know much about the French she took?

The reason for getting the numbers wrong is that Bachman deliberately bait-and-switches the Mayflower Compact in 1620 with the Constitution, so that she can prove that the US was founded on “Christian Faith”. Please ignore actual US history where the Pilgrims were escaping religious persecution and the framers of the Constitution were influenced by the Enlightenment and didn’t mention Christianity.

145 Kid A  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:07:14pm

re: #144 BlarneyStone

You forgot to mention that the Founders were conservatives.

//

146 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:09:58pm

re: #145 Kid A

You forgot to mention that the Founders were conservatives.

//

See Jonah Golberg Esq’s “Liberal Toryism”.

147 Lidane  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:19:16pm

re: #49 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Allow me to ponder the mindset needed to render all those ideas as truth.

Imagine hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a ball peen hammer. Or drinking paint thinner or inhaling compressed air to get high.

That’s about what it takes for a normal, rational person to consider any of those things true.

148 TedStriker  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:19:29pm

re: #135 tacuba14

Michele Bachmann is about 1/4 as knowledgeable on the history of the US as Sarah Palin, which in a more objective sense equates her to about an average 6th grader. I think the rich behind the tea-party movement know that there is nobody with half a brain that is willing to spout their nonsense, so they have to search out religious fanatical simpletons that can’t comprehend reality and are able to tirelessly push the same illogical talking points. And so, voila we have Sarah Palin (who as we all know also has ulterior, narcissistic motives ) and her even more mentally-limited counterpart Michelle Bachmann. The future sure is bright for the tea-party!

Bachmann is definitely NOT smarter than a 6th (or 5th) grader…

149 BlarneyStone  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:24:50pm

re: #145 Kid A

Don’t tell em that the idea that human society can improve generation by generation is itself a progressive philosophy. That’d be too confusing. The conservative logic should be that society was perfect in 1776 (or 0 AD) adn is going to hell-in-a-handbasket … :)

150 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:52:10pm

re: #1 SpaceJesus

did she really just say that the founders worked to free the slaves?

Benjamin Franklin founded an abolition society!

/OK, they didn’t exactly achieve all of their goals, but Ben has to count for at least three or four Founders.

151 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:54:34pm

re: #150 SanFranciscoZionist

Benjamin Franklin founded an abolition society!

/OK, they didn’t exactly achieve all of their goals, but Ben has to count for at least three or four Founders.

Ben Franklin is my favorite FF.

152 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 6:56:39pm

re: #3 SpaceJesus

jefferson went to his grave owning slaves and writing racist things about how black people smelled funny and weren’t as intelligent as whites. wtf

Sadly, because history is written by those with education and leisure time, we do not have any records of black people discussing what they thought Thomas Jefferson smelled like. I’m guessing tobacco and some sissified cologne as the major elements.

//I like Jefferson. Really, I do. But some of what he wrote, especially about race, tries my intergenerational tolerance to the breaking point.

153 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 7:00:37pm

I really don’t like Matthews’s style at all, but if anyone deserves to be the focus of it, it’s a TPer.

I do like that he pointed out how the Teahadis are campaigning on “… some sort of new, almost scriptural notion of American history that somehow goes back to some perfection time that we’re trying to recover…”

I have long pointed out, particularly in the case of dominionist types, that the call to return to a “Golden Age” that never truly existed is a major plank of any fascist political movement. I certainly think this also applies to the Teahadi movement.

154 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 7:02:05pm

re: #10 EmmmieG

I also once sat through a “Model UN” in which Israel gave Palestine everything it wanted because Israel was a dumpy unpopular girl who was grateful that Palestine was willing to notice she was alive.

Maybe we should stop this “Prom at the SOTU Address” silliness now. We really wouldn’t want a world run by high schoolers.

On the other hand, they do have a really well-developed sense of justice, as long as it isn’t directed at their own social circles.

155 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jan 25, 2011 7:03:38pm

re: #17 EmmmieG

If Adams could have gotten the votes to outlaw slavery, he would have.

He had to work his tail off to get the votes for Independence.

Then he had to work his tail off to get loans for the US in Holland.

Then he worked his tail off as president to avoid a war with France.

You get the idea. The man was the Energizer Bunny of the American Revolution. I swear he died talking.

(Actually, he said, “Thomas Jefferson still lives,” but he was wrong.)

He only missed by about, what, five hours?

And yeah. Adams worked his ass off. And Abigail worked her ass off so that he could be out there changing the world. Awe-inspiring people.


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