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1 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:25:51pm

THANK GOD.

We can all rest easy now. Problem solved. /

2 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:26:47pm

Tweet embed function would be sweet.

3 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:26:52pm

“Regrettably”.

With all due respect Senator, kiss my ass.

4 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:28:01pm

re: #3 HAL2010

“Regrettably”.

With all due respect Senator, kiss my ass.

Maybe it’s just solidary wistfulness among geezers in the face of old age.

5 prairiefire  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:28:12pm

Time 2 seek a solution 4 peace.

6 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:28:27pm

Johno is a tweeter?….kewl

7 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:28:30pm

Is he trying to horn in on Palin’s gig?

8 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:29:59pm

This is rather unexpected although more in line with the John McCain version 2000. I’m sure he’ll catch some flack from the hawks.

9 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:30:01pm

The words are to and for. Is it that hard?

10 bratwurst  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:30:36pm

I find something very disturbing about a 74 year old man using “txt spk.”

11 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:31:25pm

re: #10 bratwurst

I find something very disturbing about a 74 year old man using “txt spk.”

Or more likely, his official twitting aide posting his comments for him.

12 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:31:59pm

re: #9 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The words are to and for. Is it that hard?

The tweet is 137 characters, so he totally could have spelled those words out.

13 Tigger2  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:32:18pm

Thank god President McCain made a statement, I feel better now.

14 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:32:25pm

Did he clear that with Sarah Palin first?

15 JeffFX  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:33:16pm

re: #10 bratwurst

I find something very disturbing about a 74 year old man using “txt spk.”

I do not like to see a senator write like a teenager.

16 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:33:48pm

re: #4 000G

Maybe it’s just solidary wistfulness among geezers in the face of old age.

he still may have some clout

17 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:34:02pm

My primary objection to twitter is that you are limited to 140 characters, and shit like this happens.

18 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:34:19pm

re: #14 darthstar

Did he clear that with Sarah Palin first?

She needed to be reminded about Egypt. Luckily, someone told her “that place in Transformers 2” and she was able to nod sagely.

19 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:34:47pm

re: #15 JeffFX

I do not like to see a senator write like a teenager.

I agree

20 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:35:46pm

I think McCain should take it a step further and use l33tsp34k.

21 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:36:28pm

actually, that should be “13375p34k”. Shame on me.

22 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:37:30pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Or more likely, his official twitting aide posting his comments for him.

This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.

23 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:38:01pm

re: #21 Fozzie Bear

actually, that should be “13375p34k”. Shame on me.

Turn in your Starfleet tunic and Joss Whedon CD collection on your way out.

24 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:38:27pm

re: #22 Charles

This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.

MadTv- McCain On Facebook

25 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:39:12pm

re: #22 Charles

This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.

But he does use his mobile phone like mad. One of many, many, interesting things I learnt reading “Race of a Lifetime”. If you haven’t - read it!

26 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:40:51pm

McCain’s Twitpic is the face of a man who has just farted and was able to successfully shift the blame to someone else.

27 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:41:03pm

re: #18 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

She needed to be reminded about Egypt. Luckily, someone told her “that place in Transformers 2” and she was able to nod sagely.

well that’s understandable, she can’t see it from her house after all.

28 tomg51spence  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:41:39pm

At least he made a definitive statement with an action.

It’s not much, but it’s more than many others.

29 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:42:27pm

re: #22 Charles

IIRC his injuries make keyboarding difficult.

30 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:42:48pm

re: #28 tomg51spence

At least he made a definitive statement with an action.

It’s not much, but it’s more than many others.

Bzzzttt!

Since when is Tweeting “action”?

31 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:44:29pm

re: #26 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

McCain’s Twitpic is the face of a man who has just farted and was able to successfully shift the blame to someone else.

The Holy Grail of Flatulence.

32 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:45:06pm

re: #30 wrenchwench

Bzzzttt!

Since when is Tweeting “action”?

he has an arm and hand all fucked up, I think…courtesy of the NVA

33 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:45:33pm

There is a certain secret pride in clearing out a room with a horrendous fart and successfully blaming it on the dog.

34 yitzy  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:45:33pm

Sigh. This is even less useful than Obama telling the Egyptians what to do.

35 palomino  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:46:06pm

Is there anyone left who disagrees with McCain on this? Mubarak is clearly a dead man walking; all over but the crying.

I assume that Egypt was a major subject of the meeting Obama and McCain had today. Maybe Mac is doing his old friend Obama a solid here.

36 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:46:14pm

re: #32 albusteve

he has an arm and hand all fucked up, I think…courtesy of the NVA

Shoulder on down, iirc.

I can attest from personal experience that shoulder issues do affect the hands. I give him a lot of credit for living thru his injuries.

37 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:46:26pm

re: #34 yitzy

Sigh. This is even less useful than Obama telling the Egyptians what to do.

it’s just piling on….making sure you’re on the right side of the matter

38 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:46:28pm
Unfortunately, he no longer reflects our needs in the region at this time, but we would like to end our relationship on the right foot. He deserves to retire in comfort.” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has also reportedly offered to write Mubarak a letter of recommendation in case he wishes to apply for any dictatorship jobs with U.S. allies in the future.
39 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:47:43pm

re: #38 wrenchwench

Took me a while to realise it was on the onion …

40 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:48:15pm

re: #38 wrenchwench

“Unfortunately, he no longer reflects our needs in the region at this time, but we would like to end our relationship on the right foot. He deserves to retire in comfort.” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has also reportedly offered to write Mubarak a letter of recommendation in case he wishes to apply for any dictatorship jobs with U.S. allies in the future.

Really, Hillary? That sounds like the empire talking. What about the needs of Egypt?

I can’t believe she said it like that.

41 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:48:44pm

re: #40 ggt

Really, Hillary? That sounds like the empire talking. What about the needs of Egypt?

I can’t believe she said it like that.

NEVER MIND!

42 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:48:52pm

re: #30 wrenchwench

Bzzzttt!

Since when is Tweeting “action”?

Since the internet became serious business,

43 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:48:58pm

re: #40 ggt

Really, Hillary? That sounds like the empire talking. What about the needs of Egypt?

I can’t believe she said it like that.

Are you missing a “/” or did you just miss where it was posted?

44 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:49:03pm

re: #32 albusteve

he has an arm and hand all fucked up, I think…courtesy of the NVA

That doesn’t mean that if he sends a Tweet, he has taken action. I don’t hold McCain in any contempt for not being all up on the internet, but I’m not giving him the kind of credit tomg51spence wants to.

45 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:49:07pm

re: #40 ggt

Really, Hillary? That sounds like the empire talking. What about the needs of Egypt?

I can’t believe she said it like that.

LOL
Look again at the source.

46 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:49:36pm

re: #41 ggt

NEVER MIND!

The Onion strikes again!

//

47 tomg51spence  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:49:44pm

re: #30 wrenchwench

Perhaps I wasn’t clear. Not that he tweeted. But that he said Mubarak should step down.
It is a stance, a recommendation, a personal belief; Substance.
Some others want “dialogue” and so on.
Nothing wrong with dialogue. But better if it has a well-defined subject.

48 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:50:10pm

re: #44 wrenchwench

That doesn’t mean that if he sends a Tweet, he has taken action. I don’t hold McCain in any contempt for not being all up on the internet, but I’m not giving him the kind of credit tomg51spence wants to.

I’m not judging…just passing on a factoid

49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:50:48pm

re: #41 ggt

Okay, Emily.

50 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:51:14pm

re: #41 ggt

NEVER MIND!

Next we’ll talk about all the violins on television.

51 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:51:34pm

In other news:

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks Thursday, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea’s highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently out of his mind to succeed his father, longtime dictator Kim Jong-il.
While emphasizing that he was definitely completely insane and would likely be even less stable by the time he assumed power, the younger Kim nevertheless wondered if he could ever be enough of a lunatic to replace the most unhinged leader on the planet.

“Obviously, I know I was handpicked because I’m super crazy,” said Kim, the youngest of the 69-year-old dictator’s four known children. “But my father’s just so great at what he does. Did you know the people of North Korea have heard his voice exactly once, for like five seconds? How nuts is that? Honestly, I look at stuff like that and I think, ‘Wow, there’s just no way I can ever top Dad.’”

52 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:51:34pm

re: #49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Okay, Emily.

I was thinking of the Gilda Radner character, is that Emily?

53 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:52:00pm

re: #47 tomg51spence

Perhaps I wasn’t clear. Not that he tweeted. But that he said Mubarak should step down.
It is a stance, a recommendation, a personal belief; Substance.
Some others want “dialogue” and so on.
Nothing wrong with dialogue. But better if it has a well-defined subject.

A “stance”, yes. Still not an “action”. I think Sen. McCain might even agree with me. He knows action.

54 prairiefire  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:52:17pm

re: #52 ggt

I was thinking of the Gilda Radner character, is that Emily?

Ms Latilla

55 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:53:31pm

re: #54 prairiefire

Ms Latilla

Yes!

God, I miss Gilda.

56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:53:42pm

re: #52 ggt

The greatest female player in SNL history.
Phil Hartman, Male.

I’m just sayin’.

57 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:54:55pm

re: #56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The greatest female player in SNL history.
Phil Hartman, Male.

I’m just sayin’.

Reminds me of Mothy Python.

58 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:55:03pm

monty even

59 jeffm70  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:55:05pm

It’s always regrettable when the people rebel against a dictator. I guess the Egyptians didn’t get the memo that rebellion is only for dictators whom we disapprove of. That’s riff-raff for you.

60 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:55:27pm

We are all Georgians Egyptians now.

61 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:55:32pm

re: #56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The greatest female player in SNL history.
Phil Hartman, Male.

I’m just sayin’.

Belushi.

62 HoosierHoops  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:55:34pm

re: #55 ggt

Yes!

God, I miss Gilda.

I read her book years ago…A sweet, gentle, funny soul

63 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:57:44pm

re: #44 wrenchwench

That doesn’t mean that if he sends a Tweet, he has taken action. I don’t hold McCain in any contempt for not being all up on the internet, but I’m not giving him the kind of credit tomg51spence wants to.

I think it will because as we’ve seen during the previous year notable political figures have made and impact with their words in simple Tweets — both good and bad. It is the reaction that we will see that becomes the story. Such is the case of Sarah Palin’s Tweets for those that see her in a negative light.

For McCain to make a statement that calls for Mubarak to step down is a newsworthy event however minor it may seem. It’s already spreading on the internet as we speak. Many will quibble on his use of the word “regrettably” however intuitively one would not expect a Republican leader in the Senate to call for the resignation of a historical ME and conservative ally, Hosni Mubarak.

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:57:57pm

re: #61 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

(opinon) John was great, but wasn’t as versatile as Phil. However, Belushi could say quite a bit with one eyebrow.

65 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:58:16pm

re: #61 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Belushi.

made her

66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:01:14pm

Anderson Cooper was attacked this morning? Wow.

Tough gig.

67 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:01:27pm

re: #63 Gus 802

OK, I concede. I’ll have to get used to “newsworthy events” taking place on Twitter, other than, you know, revolutions and stuff.

My sister started a twitter account to follow what’s going on in Egypt. One of her early Tweets: and Noam Chomsky quote.

*facepalm*

68 Winny Spencer  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:01:29pm

Unbelievable! No Glenn Back tonight. No Code Pink. No Van Jones. I am gutted.

69 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:01:29pm

re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(opinon) John was great, but wasn’t as versatile as Phil. However, Belushi could say quite a bit with one eyebrow.

Little chocolate donuts is a classic.

70 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:01:48pm

re: #63 Gus 802

I think it will because as we’ve seen during the previous year notable political figures have made and impact with their words in simple Tweets — both good and bad. It is the reaction that we will see that becomes the story. Such is the case of Sarah Palin’s Tweets for those that see her in a negative light.

For McCain to make a statement that calls for Mubarak to step down is a newsworthy event however minor it may seem. It’s already spreading on the internet as we speak. Many will quibble on his use of the word “regrettably” however intuitively one would not expect a Republican leader in the Senate to call for the resignation of a historical ME and conservative ally, Hosni Mubarak.

it can be regrettable…it is regrettable that Mu would not allow for more moderation by our standards…depends on how you want to read it…I rarely look for trouble and I see none here

71 Winny Spencer  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:02:05pm

re: #68 Winny Spencer

Unbelievable! No Glenn Beck tonight. No Code Pink. No Van Jones. I am gutted.

PIMF!!

72 palomino  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:02:42pm

re: #66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Anderson Cooper was attacked this morning? Wow.

Tough gig.

Yeah, Kathy Griffin tried to scratch his eyes out.

Seriously, though, I’m glad it wasn’t worse…he just took a single punch, and took it pretty well for a non-pugilist.

73 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:03:59pm

re: #67 wrenchwench

OK, I concede. I’ll have to get used to “newsworthy events” taking place on Twitter, other than, you know, revolutions and stuff.

My sister started a twitter account to follow what’s going on in Egypt. One of her early Tweets: and Noam Chomsky quote.

*facepalm*

I don’t imagine she chose one of his quotes regarding grammar or the propaganda model. That would probably be too much to ask.

74 theheat  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:04:06pm

I could have gone forever without John McCain weighing in on this. After his VP pick and gleeful GOP butt sniffing, I really don’t give a rat’s ass what John McCain thinks.

75 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:05:36pm

Mubarak:

Will he stay or Will he go?

That is the question-no?

76 Usually refered to as anyways  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:05:45pm

I’m wondering how this will go down?

Senators decry link between Egypt, ‘kill switch’ bill

Three U.S. senators who want to give the president emergency powers over the Internet are protesting comparisons with the “kill switch” highlighted by Egypt’s Net disconnection.
In a statement yesterday, the politicians said their intent was to allow the president “to protect the U.S. from external cyber attacks,” not to shut down the Internet, and announced that they would revise their legislation to explicitly prohibit that from happening.
“Some have suggested that our legislation would empower the president to deny U.S. citizens access to the Internet,” said the statement from Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), and Senator Tom Carper, (D-Del.). “Nothing could be further from the truth.” Lieberman, an independent who caucuses with Democrats, is chairman of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.

They said, however, that they’ll make sure their forthcoming legislation “contains explicit language prohibiting the president from doing what President [Hosni] Mubarak did.”
Egypt restored Internet service to the country at 11:29 a.m. today Cairo time after a five-day blackout that was intended to quell anti-government protests.
The latest public version of their Internet emergency legislation, S.3480, was approved by Lieberman’s committee in December but was not voted on in the full Senate.
Their so-dubbed “Protecting Cyberspace as a National Asset Act” would hand the president power over privately owned computer systems during a “national cyber emergency” and prohibit review by the court system. CNET reported last week that it will be reintroduced in the new Congress

77 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:07:23pm

re: #76 ozbloke

I’m wondering how this will go down?

news.cnet.com...]>news.cnet.com…]>prohibit review by the court system.

That’s all I needed to see to know this is a terrible fucking idea.

78 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:07:28pm

re: #72 palomino

Yeah, Kathy Griffin tried to scratch his eyes out.

Seriously, though, I’m glad it wasn’t worse…he just took a single punch, and took it pretty well for a non-pugilist.

how does a multi-millionaire talking head get into a position where street thugs are taking punches at him on camera?…answer, he put himself there for drama…think of the ‘hits’ if he got knocked out!…more MSM bullshit

79 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:07:58pm

re: #76 ozbloke

Give the government a finger and they will swallow the hand. Mark my words.

80 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:08:26pm

re: #74 theheat

I could have gone forever without John McCain weighing in on this. After his VP pick and gleeful GOP butt sniffing, I really don’t give a rat’s ass what John McCain thinks.

that’s cool, but I don’t think he was talkin to you

81 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:08:44pm

re: #76 ozbloke

I’m wondering how this will go down?

Senators decry link between Egypt, ‘kill switch’ bill

Three U.S. senators who want to give the president emergency powers over the Internet are protesting comparisons with the “kill switch” highlighted by Egypt’s Net disconnection.
In a statement yesterday, the politicians said their intent was to allow the president “to protect the U.S. from external cyber attacks,” not to shut down the Internet, and announced that they would revise their legislation to explicitly prohibit that from happening.
“Some have suggested that our legislation would empower the president to deny U.S. citizens access to the Internet,” said the statement from Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), and Senator Tom Carper, (D-Del.). “Nothing could be further from the truth.” Lieberman, an independent who caucuses with Democrats, is chairman of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.

They said, however, that they’ll make sure their forthcoming legislation “contains explicit language prohibiting the president from doing what President [Hosni] Mubarak did.”
Egypt restored Internet service to the country at 11:29 a.m. today Cairo time after a five-day blackout that was intended to quell anti-government protests.
The latest public version of their Internet emergency legislation, S.3480, was approved by Lieberman’s committee in December but was not voted on in the full Senate.
Their so-dubbed “Protecting Cyberspace as a National Asset Act” would hand the president power over privately owned computer systems during a “national cyber emergency” and prohibit review by the court system. CNET reported last week that it will be reintroduced in the new Congress

Board of Trade to Grandma’s Twitter?

Broad Powers indeed!

What about people who might rely on the internet for life sustaining technology? I don’t know if there are any yet, but in the future, it seems everything will be connected.

82 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:10pm

re: #80 albusteve

that’s cool, but I don’t think he was talkin to you

Unless she has a Twitter account…

83 Lidane  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:15pm

re: #75 ggt

Mubarak:

Will he stay or Will he go?

That is the question-no?

84 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:37pm

Karma: 1000

You love me, you really love me!

/Takes a bow

85 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:42pm

re: #79 HAL2010

Give the government a finger and they will swallow the hand. Mark my words.

Any time a bill passes which prohibits review by the courts, bad shit is happening. For the same reason, parts of the Patriot Act were fucking terrible.

86 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:46pm

re: #83 Lidane

[Video]

Yes, that was the reference!

87 Winny Spencer  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:09:55pm

re: #71 Winny Spencer

PIMF!!

His replacement Eric Bolling fills the void well though. Now interviewing Robert Spencer.

88 Political Atheist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:10:19pm

re: #72 palomino

For all that AC takes some crap from his critics, he gets props from me for being there. Not just in a hotel room or embassy, but on the street in the thick of it. The anti gay crap said about him is just awful. He is smart, there and level headed. His critics should just STFU for a while.

I doubt we’ll see the Fox girls or Katie Couric there until it’s all over and safe again.

89 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:11:14pm

re: #82 wrenchwench

Unless she has a Twitter account…

Does Mubarek have a twitter account? It seems logical if you put it out on The Twitter, J-Mac talking to anyone who will listen. If he’s talking to Hosni, then J-Mac can talk pick up the phone and call him.

Yes J-Mac is his rap name.

90 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:11:31pm

why would it matter that he twitters his point of view for an American audience?…he could just remark to a reporter standing there

91 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:11:37pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

For all that AC takes some crap from his critics, he gets props from me for being there. Not just in a hotel room or embassy, but on the street in the thick of it. The anti gay crap said about him is just awful. He is smart, there and level headed. His critics should just STFU for a while.

I doubt we’ll see the Fox girls or Katie Couric there until it’s all over and safe again.

We can only hope Megan Kelley decides to go there.

And not come back.

92 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:11:54pm

re: #91 Fozzie Bear

We can only hope Megan Kelley decides to go there.

And not come back.

I take that back, the Egyptian people have been through enough.

93 Political Atheist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:12:22pm

re: #92 Fozzie Bear

LOL

94 HAL2010  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:12:39pm

re: #90 albusteve

why would it matter that he twitters his point of view for an American audience?…he could just remark to a reporter standing there

Odd, considering it did not have the #Egypt or ~Jan25 tags

95 Bubblehead II  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:12:44pm

re: #81 ggt

What about people trolls who might rely on the internet for life sustaining technology?

They would all die off and we would lose one of our favorite dishes.

96 Sionainn  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:13:27pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

For all that AC takes some crap from his critics, he gets props from me for being there. Not just in a hotel room or embassy, but on the street in the thick of it. The anti gay crap said about him is just awful. He is smart, there and level headed. His critics should just STFU for a while.

I doubt we’ll see the Fox girls or Katie Couric there until it’s all over and safe again.

Katie Couric is there right now. She claims she was
roughed up.”

97 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:13:30pm

re: #95 Bubblehead II

What about people trolls who might rely on the internet for life sustaining technology?

They would all die off and we would lose one of our favorite dishes.

Naw, we’d just have to find a different hunting mode.

There will still be bridges.

98 tomg51spence  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:15:40pm

Fox girls in Egypt?
Reminds me of a scene in Apocalypse Now
//

99 albusteve  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:16:27pm

re: #94 HAL2010

Odd, considering it did not have the #Egypt or ~Jan25 tags

oh…good catch
good catch!
he’s just trying to get his message out there and be hep about it…he want’s to be a player, get on the books…he’s too old to worry about any blowback

100 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:16:33pm

re: #98 tomg51spence

Fox girls in Egypt?
Reminds me of a scene in Apocalypse Now
//

Or the title of a really, really bad movie.

Fox girls in Egypt, new’s at 11.

101 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:16:37pm

OT
Hope all the Northeast and Midwest Lizards are ok and have
POWER!!
Stay warm the old fashioned way….in nine months we’ll now
you did!!;-)

102 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:16:56pm

re: #46 Gus 802

The Onion strikes again!

//

Think I’ve posted this before, but I was once walking with my mother, realized she wasn’t behind me anymore, and turned back. She was standing in front of a newsrack, staring in literal open-mouthed horror at a headline that read “Bush Complains, ‘Vacation Ruined By Stupid Dead Soldier’”.

I had to point out that it was The Onion, after which her heart started beating again.

103 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:17:09pm

re: #98 tomg51spence

oh whey oh

104 Usually refered to as anyways  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:17:22pm

re: #76 ozbloke

I’m wondering how this will go down?

Senators decry link between Egypt, ‘kill switch’ bill

RE: ggt, HAL2010, Fozzie Bear

Can you tell me, as I’m not from the US, are their other instances where the US President can unilaterally decide shit without re-course?

105 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:17:24pm

re: #101 reloadingisnotahobby

OT
Hope all the Northeast and Midwest Lizards are ok and have
POWER!!
Stay warm the old fashioned way…in nine months we’ll now
you did!!;-)

Thanks! Things are getting back to normal here. Most roads are passable. Tomorrow will be business as usual.

106 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:18:17pm

re: #104 ozbloke

RE: ggt, HAL2010, Fozzie Bear

Can you tell me, as I’m not from the US, are their other instances where the US President can unilaterally decide shit without re-course?

Well, yes and no.

It’s a sticky wicket.

107 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:18:21pm

re: #105 ggt

We got up to…ah…15 today!
Whooo Hoooo!

108 Idle Drifter  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:18:24pm

re: #95 Bubblehead II

What about people trolls who might rely on the internet for life sustaining technology?

They would all die off and we would lose one of our favorite dishes.

Without my daily dose of internet I will surely go on a rampage through the streets. My rage will burn with the fury of a thousand suns……wait what just happen……I’m cool.

109 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:19:25pm

re: #108 Idle Drifter

[Video]Without my daily dose of internet I will surely go on a rampage through the streets. My rage will burn with the fury of a thousand suns…wait what just happen…I’m cool.

I’d have to write checks to pay my bills again!

That would suck—mailing them at least 10 days in advance.

I don’t think I could do it.

:0

111 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:19:43pm

re: #101 reloadingisnotahobby

We got power. My wife’s in Kenya, all I got is my trusty friend and Internet Porn.

Spill the wine, drink that pearl.

112 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:19:53pm

re: #104 ozbloke

RE: ggt, HAL2010, Fozzie Bear

Can you tell me, as I’m not from the US, are their other instances where the US President can unilaterally decide shit without re-course?

The patriot act allowed “sneak and peek” warrantless searches of homes, businesses, and records. Also, they can “trap and trace” (tap) phone and internet lines coupled with a gag order on the ISP/phone company so that you cannot be informed you are being watched. But, that power isn’t explicitly the president’s to wield. It’s for law enforcement.

113 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:20:01pm

re: #109 ggt

Checks??
Wha…

114 Stanley Sea  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:20:16pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

For all that AC takes some crap from his critics, he gets props from me for being there. Not just in a hotel room or embassy, but on the street in the thick of it. The anti gay crap said about him is just awful. He is smart, there and level headed. His critics should just STFU for a while.

I doubt we’ll see the Fox girls or Katie Couric there until it’s all over and safe again.

Katie is there. Saw a photo of her yesterday.

115 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:20:42pm

I bet Anderson Cooper’s heart rate broke his own record.

116 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:21:27pm

re: #104 ozbloke

RE: ggt, HAL2010, Fozzie Bear

Can you tell me, as I’m not from the US, are their other instances where the US President can unilaterally decide shit without re-course?

The more cynical (and not entirely contrary to history) answer is that the president can do whatever he wants, he just can’t get caught doing it.

117 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:24:53pm

Anderson Cooper explains…

Video: Anderson and crew attacked in Cairo

Pro-Mubarak protesters.

118 recusancy  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:25:05pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

For all that AC takes some crap from his critics, he gets props from me for being there. Not just in a hotel room or embassy, but on the street in the thick of it. The anti gay crap said about him is just awful. He is smart, there and level headed. His critics should just STFU for a while.

I doubt we’ll see the Fox girls or Katie Couric there until it’s all over and safe again.

Couric is there.

119 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:25:56pm

re: #116 Fozzie Bear

The more cynical (and not entirely contrary to history) answer is that the president can do whatever he wants, he just can’t get caught doing it.

Well, that is the best answer, I can think of. Often it’s a case of “it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission.”

I think he can hit the “red button” on his own, but it still takes a series of events approved by others to ignite it.

I’m not sure he can even go to the bathroom with out a Secret Service Paranoid giving the OK. I don’t know what Obama had to go thru to get his own blackberry.

120 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:26:04pm

Holy snow Batman.

I can’t get out my front door.

121 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:26:09pm

re: #114 Stanley Sea

Katie is there. Saw a photo of her yesterday.

Fox News ladies, probably not so much

122 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:27:08pm

re: #120 Jadespring

Holy snow Batman.

I can’t get out my front door.

The snow has blown up onto the porch. Must be over 4 feet high.

123 Alexzander  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:27:17pm

re: #110 Gus 802

Video shows Anderson Cooper and his crew being attacked by protesters in Egypt.

I think I killed someone with a trident.

124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:27:18pm

re: #101 reloadingisnotahobby

“Remember that blackout, and all the babies that were born 9 months later? Here’s to all the future sons and daughters of Kong.”
-Dwan, King Kong, 1976

125 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:27:44pm

re: #119 ggt

Well, that is the best answer, I can think of. Often it’s a case of “it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission.”

I think he can hit the “red button” on his own, but it still takes a series of events approved by others to ignite it.

I’m not sure he can even go to the bathroom with out a Secret Service Paranoid giving the OK. I don’t know what Obama had to go thru to get his own blackberry.

I’d bet big money it isn’t a “stock” blackberry. That thing probably has some hardware encryption built in.

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:28:11pm

re: #122 Jadespring

The Gods are telling you to STFD and keep warm.

127 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:28:12pm

re: #125 Fozzie Bear

I’d bet big money it isn’t a “stock” blackberry. That thing probably has some hardware encryption built in.

No, it’s something special!

128 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:28:23pm

re: #121 WindUpBird

Fox News ladies, probably not so much

It’s hard to be vapidly snarky when running for cover.

129 Usually refered to as anyways  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:28:48pm

RE: ggt Fozzie Bear

Thanks guys.

130 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:28:57pm

Wouldn’t be suprised to see Greta there.

131 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:29:10pm

re: #123 Alexzander

I think I killed someone with a trident.

Yeah, Brick, we have been meaning to talk to you about that…

132 Political Atheist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:29:54pm

re: #96 Sionainn

I take it back, good for her. The more reporters from the majors, the better.

133 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:29:55pm

re: #129 ozbloke

RE: ggt Fozzie Bear

Thanks guys.

You also have to remember, the POTUS always as re-election on his mind, or “duty to Party” anyway.

It’s all about VOTES!

134 Idle Drifter  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:29:55pm

re: #120 Jadespring

Holy snow Batman.

I can’t get out my front door.

I can feel your pain. Took me over a half hour to break the ice off my vehicle.

135 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:29:59pm

re: #122 Jadespring

The snow has blown up onto the porch. Must be over 4 feet high.

Newsreel of Jade in a couple of days…

136 engineer cat  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:30:00pm

report from freeeeperlandia:

predictably, the freepers are pro mubarak:

Mubarak may have more support than the media is letting on.

I would imagne people are finally sobering up to the reality that if the Islamic crazies take over, life will get FAR WORSE after Mubarak is gone.

also predictably, the whole thing stirs up a well embedded straw man belief that progressives are trying to promote the idea that all muslims are followers of gandhi:

But, but, but…….Muslims are peaceful people! / sarc button off

The PRO-GOV demonstrators are ALL policemen so they are just “fake” hired thugs.

The ANTI-GOV demonstrators are ALL freedom loving citizens.

Brian Williams just told me so.

and, inevitably, there are the sociopathic expressions of satisfaction that groups of The Other are fighting and killing each other:

They keep killing each other! Equals GOOD news!

137 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:30:17pm

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The Gods are telling you to STFD and keep warm.

I have to go out though. :( The snow shovel is buried in it. I need it to dig out the gate in the back yard so I have somewhere to put the dog.

Looks like I’m going to have to go out the back and do some slogging.

138 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:31:08pm

re: #137 Jadespring

I have to go out though. :( The snow shovel is buried in it. I need it to dig out the gate in the back yard so I have somewhere to put the dog.

Looks like I’m going to have to go out the back and do some slogging.

Naw, just let him burrow a space for himself!

139 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:32:31pm

I love how the right wing is divided, with some criticizing Obama for not supporting a critical ally in the war against radical Islam and others criticizing Obama for not supporting the Egyptian people more forcefully.

140 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:32:37pm

re: #138 ggt

Naw, just let him burrow a space for himself!

I wish I could just do that. I need to be able to lock her in the pen though. There’s coyotes around at night and I don’t want her taking them on yet. She’s still too little.

141 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:33:14pm

Okay… I’m going out.

Wish me luck. :)

142 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:33:15pm

re: #140 Jadespring

I wish I could just do that. I need to be able to lock her in the pen though. There’s coyotes around at night and I don’t want her taking them on yet. She’s still too little.

ooooh!

coyotes will be hungry in the snow!

143 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:33:39pm

re: #141 Jadespring

Okay… I’m going out.

Wish me luck. :)

Break a leg!

oh wait … . . :)

144 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:33:59pm

I’m logging-off

Have a great afternoon all!

145 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:36:17pm

re: #136 engineer dog

I would expect nothing less from freepers. They have been full-on Randian evil for a long time now. It’s not surprising they didn’t sprout compassion now.

146 Usually refered to as anyways  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:38:55pm

re: #133 ggt

You also have to remember, the POTUS always as re-election on his mind, or “duty to Party” anyway.

It’s all about VOTES!

Yes, but you have to be able to read the electorate correctly.

I would have lost money betting in 2004, I didn’t think the people of the US would accept their Government spying on them without a warrant.

147 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:39:08pm

re: #145 Fozzie Bear

I would expect nothing less from freepers. They have been full-on Randian evil for a long time now. It’s not surprising they didn’t sprout compassion now.

The irony here is that we’re talking about a site that calls itself “Free Republic.”

148 prairiefire  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:39:08pm

re: #107 reloadingisnotahobby

We got up to…ah…15 today!
Whooo Hooo!

10 to 12 inches of snow here. No problems with electricity, everythings gravy.

149 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:39:59pm

Regrettably the time has come 4 Sarah Palin 2 step aside & relinquish her Fox News studio in Alaska. It’s in the best interest of the Union, its people’s sanity & the future of the world.

151 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:42:10pm

re: #122 Jadespring

The snow has blown up onto the porch. Must be over 4 feet high.

Flamethrower.
;)

152 Lidane  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:42:22pm

re: #150 Gus 802

Eyeroll!

Rand Paul Compares Tea Party Mission To That Of Abolitionists (VIDEO)

Wait, what?

How in the hell does that square with the “states’ rights” Neo-Confederate bullshit that the Tea Party spews on a near daily basis?

154 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:43:48pm

Paul drew historical references from the dais, comparing himself not to the famous Kentucky senator Henry Clay, the lifelong slave owner and “Great Compromiser” who once occupied his Senate seat, but to his cousin, Cassius Clay, a diehard abolitionist who refused to compromise in his quest to end slavery.

Whoa! I thought Muhammad Ali refused to compromise his stance on the Vietnam War! * hand slaps forehead *
///

155 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:44:14pm

re: #153 Gus 802

Another eyeroll…

Bill O’Reilly Doubles Down On God Controlling The Tides: ‘How Did The Moon Get There?’ (VIDEO)

He also says that Mars doesn’t have any moons…
Lol.

156 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:45:15pm

re: #155 Varek Raith

He also says that Mars doesn’t have any moons…
Lol.

Fucking moron.

157 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:46:14pm

re: #155 Varek Raith

He also says that Mars doesn’t have any moons…
Lol.

Let’s go to the video tape!

Where did it all come from?

158 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:46:14pm

re: #153 Gus 802

I saw this the other day. I love his response, over and over - “How’d it get there?”

159 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:46:49pm

re: #153 Gus 802

Which wasn’t even his claim. He said we don’t know how the tides happen. Even if the moon ‘got there’ by God swinging by in a bitching Mustang and slapping it in place, we still know how it controls the tides.

What an asshole.

160 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:47:22pm

Jupiter has at least 63 moons.
Saturn, 62.
Which makes them 63 times more spayshuler than us!
/O’Reilly

161 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:47:40pm

re: #158 Kid A

I saw this the other day. I love his response, over and over - “How’d it get there?”

Some people can’t say “I don’t know.”

162 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:48:37pm

I want Rand Paul’s hair.
/

163 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:50:04pm

re: #159 Obdicut

Which wasn’t even his claim. He said we don’t know how the tides happen. Even if the moon ‘got there’ by God swinging by in a bitching Mustang and slapping it in place, we still know how it controls the tides.

What an asshole.

And if a god did make other inhabited planets we certainly don’t know about them. Why do so many people seek “wisdom” from such charlatans as O’Reily? Oh yeah. And if you don’t agree with his POV you’re a pinhead. He’s another symptom of the rampant Snookidemic.

164 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:50:36pm

Giant impact hypothesis

O’Rly, read this.

165 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:50:59pm

re: #123 Alexzander

I think I killed someone with a trident.

YOU ATE A WHEEL OF CHEESE?!?!?!

166 engineer cat  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:51:24pm

re: #154 Kid A

Paul drew historical references from the dais, comparing himself not to the famous Kentucky senator Henry Clay, the lifelong slave owner and “Great Compromiser” who once occupied his Senate seat, but to his cousin, Cassius Clay, a diehard abolitionist who refused to compromise in his quest to end slavery.

Whoa! I thought Muhammad Ali refused to compromise his stance on the Vietnam War! * hand slaps forehead *
///

our great prize fighter has been named after two famous people. not only was the original cassius clay prominent in the abolitionst movement, but also the original muhammed ali was a ruler of egypt

Muhammad Ali Pasha al-Mas’ud ibn Agha (Arabic: محمد علي باشا‎, Mʋhɑm̑ɑd Oɑlí Báşá) (Mehmet Ali Pasha in Albanian; Kavalalı Mehmet Ali Paşa in Turkish)[2] (4 March 1769 – 2 August 1849) was an Ottoman Turk, of Albanian origin, who became an Ottoman Wāli, and self-declared Khedive of Egypt and Sudan. Though not a modern nationalist, he is regarded as the founder of modern Egypt because of the dramatic reforms in the military, economic and cultural spheres that he instituted. He also ruled Levantine territories outside Egypt. The dynasty that he established would rule Egypt and Sudan until the Egyptian Revolution of 1952.

(wiksterpedia)

167 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:51:42pm

re: #165 WindUpBird

YOU ATE A WHEEL OF CHEESE?!?!?!

I’m not even angry, thats impressive.

168 webevintage  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:52:10pm

Gravity, how the fuck does it work Bill?

169 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:52:21pm

re: #164 Varek Raith

Giant impact hypothesis

O’Rly, read this.

re: #164 Varek Raith

Giant impact hypothesis

O’Rly, read this.

Science is merely a tool of elitists to control true patriots!

//

170 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:52:22pm

re: #164 Varek Raith

“So how’d the Earth and the Mars-sized body get there?….pause….How’d they get there?”
//

171 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:52:57pm

re: #159 Obdicut

Which wasn’t even his claim. He said we don’t know how the tides happen. Even if the moon ‘got there’ by God swinging by in a bitching Mustang and slapping it in place, we still know how it controls the tides.

What an asshole.

God drives a 428 cobra jet

172 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:53:10pm

re: #32 albusteve

he has an arm and hand all fucked up, I think…courtesy of the NVA

It’s not like he did something amazing, like wipe his own ass…he sent (or his people sent for him) a 140 character “Get off my lawn” message.

173 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:53:14pm

re: #170 Kid A

“So how’d the Earth and the Mars-sized body get there?…pause…How’d they get there?”
//

You think he would have made us a bigger planet!

//

174 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:53:23pm

re: #167 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’m not even angry, thats impressive.

I could just watch that and Zoolander on repeat forever

175 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:53:27pm

You’d think any self respecting Fox host would have pictures of moons named Fear and Dread on his office wall. Or maybe they just can’t translate the Phobos and Deimos part…

176 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:53:46pm

re: #149 Kid A

Regrettably the time has come 4 Sarah Palin 2 step aside & relinquish her Fox News studio in Alaska. It’s in the best interest of the Union, its people’s sanity & the future of the world.

Thank you for taking decisive action. :)

177 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:54:26pm

re: #176 darthstar

I do what I can!

178 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:54:48pm

re: #175 calochortus

You’d think any self respecting Fox host would have pictures of moons named Fear and Dread on his office wall. Or maybe they just can’t translate the Phobos and Deimos part…

I’m imagining O’Reilly with a primitive orrery in his basement, just freaking out about mystic currents and flying balls of rock and how the sky god is angry

179 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:54:59pm

re: #168 webevintage

Gravity, how the fuck does it work Bill?

The earth sucks.

180 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:55:07pm

re: #174 WindUpBird

I could just watch that and Zoolander on repeat forever

I keep messing with the kids pronouncing Sahn Di-Ahgo.

181 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:55:28pm

re: #164 Varek Raith

Giant impact hypothesis

O’Rly, read this.

I think you all need a real world demonstration.
Hold still, and ignore the giant planet hurtling towards you….
///

182 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:55:31pm

OK Now that I’m done making this planet I think I’ll wait 4 billion years before I make humans.

//

183 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:55:50pm

re: #175 calochortus

You’d think any self respecting Fox host would have pictures of moons named Fear and Dread on his office wall. Or maybe they just can’t translate the Phobos and Deimos part…

Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda and Titania
Neptune, Titan, stars can frighten

184 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:56:12pm

re: #181 Varek Raith

I think you all need a real world demonstration.
Hold still, and ignore the giant planet hurtling towards you…
///

Just aim for the thermal exhaust port and you’ll be fine.

185 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:56:43pm

re: #184 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just aim for the thermal exhaust port and you’ll be fine.

Glenn Beck???
/

186 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:56:44pm

re: #182 Gus 802

OK Now that I’m done making this planet I think I’ll wait 4 billion years before I make humans.

//

Can you blame him/her? For four billion years this place was beautiful.

187 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:56:46pm

re: #182 Gus 802

OK Now that I’m done making this planet I think I’ll wait 4 billion years before I make humans.

//


he just cues up a planet sized Sims install

“Hey look, these guys are a riot! They keep trying to blow each other up!”

188 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:56:50pm

Then I’ll make giant asteroids that can collide with my creation and destroy that planet.

//

190 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:57:23pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Responds To Rose: “We Reported To The Highest Authorities In The Land”

Dude sets off my gaydar.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

191 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:57:31pm

re: #187 WindUpBird

he just cues up a planet sized Sims install

“Hey look, these guys are a riot! They keep trying to blow each other up!”

Lol, that dude just caught fire using the microwave!


-God

192 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:57:38pm

Whew. Made it.

I had no idea it was like that outside. Hard to tell how much snow we actually got as the wind has made it drift everywhere. Mostly into the yard. Had to wade through a couple of feet to get to coop and the dog pen. The driveway has a 6 foot high drift in the middle of it. I’m going to worry about that tomorrow as the door to the shed that has the snow blower in it is completely covered in another drift.

The front porch is completely full of snow it was a bit of a challenge climbing up an through it to get the shovel. Felt like a kid flaying around. :)

Luckily it’s all light and fluffy so it won’t be super hard to shovel it all out. Untill then I am officially snowed in. Can’t go anywhere.

193 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:57:49pm

re: #186 darthstar

Can you blame him/her? For four billion years this place was beautiful.

‘Cept for those millions when it stank like dino poop.

194 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:58:00pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I like how these anti-abortion hoax people are resorting to techniques that an 8 year old would discard

195 Lidane  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:58:15pm

re: #181 Varek Raith

I think you all need a real world demonstration.
Hold still, and ignore the giant planet hurtling towards you…
///

Bah. We all know that if that was happening, the GOP would’ve done something about it by now. =P

196 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:58:33pm

re: #182 Gus 802

OK Now that I’m done making this planet I think I’ll wait 4 billion years before I make humans.

//

Hey, now, he had untold quadrillions upon quadrillions of other planets to create!

197 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:58:44pm

re: #192 Jadespring

Here in Houston, we’re such wimp losers. It got to 25 degrees last night, and by watching the jackasses on the local news stations, you’d have sworn the next Ice Age started.

198 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:58:58pm

re: #196 Varek Raith

Hey, now, he had untold quadrillions upon quadrillions of other planets to create!

with more intelligent life, no doubt :D

199 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:59:22pm

re: #193 JasonA

‘Cept for those millions when it stank like dino poop.

I paid $3.65 a gallon for fermented dino poop yesterday.

200 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:59:28pm

re: #193 JasonA

‘Cept for those millions when it stank like dino poop.

You know why the Tyrannosaurus rex had short arms? So that it had arms that were “too short to box with God.”

//

201 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 2:59:59pm

re: #198 WindUpBird

with more intelligent life, no doubt :D

NO.
WE ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THIS IMPOSSIBLY BIG UNIVERSE!
/

202 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:00:16pm

re: #198 WindUpBird

with more intelligent life, no doubt :D

What do you mean “more”?

203 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:00:17pm

re: #200 Gus 802

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

204 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:00:43pm

re: #197 Kid A

Here in Houston, we’re such wimp losers. It got to 25 degrees last night, and by watching the jackasses on the local news stations, you’d have sworn the next Ice Age started.

Portland news freaks out at snow, but to be fair we had a couple years in the NW where ice storms turned our freeways into undrivable sheets of ice, littered with wrecked vehicles and piling up buses in heaps :D

205 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:00:49pm

re: #194 WindUpBird

I like how these anti-abortion hoax people are resorting to techniques that an 8 year old would discard

It’s the Breitbart school of activism. Their audience knows the tapes are bogus but they don’t care.

206 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:00:55pm

re: #201 Varek Raith

NO.
WE ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THIS IMPOSSIBLY BIG UNIVERSE!
/

Sometimes I think there is no intelligent life in this universe…

207 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:01:00pm

Whoops! Please ignore my last post! I forgot that since the Erf is only 6,000 years old, various glacial periods throughout said Erf’s history never happened.
//

208 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:01:20pm

re: #201 Varek Raith

NO.
WE ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THIS IMPOSSIBLY BIG UNIVERSE!
/

We’re REALLY IMPRESSIVE! We’re MADE IN GOD’S IMAGE

Which frankly, is terrifying to me. :D

209 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:01:28pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

It makes PP look bad. That’s all that matters.

210 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:01:49pm

re: #207 Kid A

Whoops! Please ignore my last post! I forgot that since the Erf is only 6,000 years old, various glacial periods throughout said Erf’s history never happened.
//

God placed all evidence to the contrary their to trick us.

211 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:03pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

It’s the Breitbart school of activism. Their audience knows the tapes are bogus but they don’t care.

There goes my intelligent life theory.

//

212 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:13pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

It’s the Breitbart school of activism. Their audience knows the tapes are bogus but they don’t care.

High school stunts at best! But people are stupid and hateful and really like hating

213 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:27pm

re: #210 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

God placed all evidence to the contrary their to trick us.

I thought it was “to test us”?

214 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:28pm

re: #210 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

God placed all evidence to the contrary their to trick us.

God wants a clean fight

215 Lidane  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:38pm

re: #197 Kid A

Here in Houston, we’re such wimp losers. It got to 25 degrees last night, and by watching the jackasses on the local news stations, you’d have sworn the next Ice Age started.

Here in Austin folks are bitching about the rolling blackouts the utility people are foisting on the rest of us. It’s annoying.

And I still managed to go to class in 20 degree weather. I just put leggings on under my jeans and two camisoles under my sweater, and added gloves and a hat to my fleece jacket. I was fine.

216 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:02:50pm

re: #210 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

God placed all evidence to the contrary their to trick us.

Not god…

Image: devil.gif

217 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:03:45pm

re: #213 Gus 802

I thought it was “to test us”?

as if the almighty wants to riddle people

as if it makes sense that a supreme being would resort to goofy stage magician misdirection

A caliph, rabbi, and a bishop walk into a bar
One says to the other,
Hey now brother, we haven’t gotten very far

Who’s that writing? John the Revelator
He wrote the Book of the 7th Seal

218 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:04:16pm

I’m just planning to start worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind due to him being more logically consistent than the other contenders.

219 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:04:23pm

re: #216 darthstar

Not god…

Image: devil.gif

yeah that’s right, we also have to be afraid of a MONSTER


I love the devil, we wouldn’t have rock and roll without him :D

220 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:04:40pm

re: #218 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’m just planning to start worshipping the God-Emperor of Mankind due to him being more logically consistent than the other contenders.

Or just worship the sun like Carlin :D

221 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:08pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

It’s the Breitbart school of activism. Their audience knows the tapes are bogus but they don’t care.

I’m sure some know, but I suspect a fair number of people accept this as evidence of what they already “knew”-planned parenthood is evil.

222 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:23pm

re: #215 Lidane

Here in Austin folks are bitching about the rolling blackouts the utility people are foisting on the rest of us. It’s annoying.

And I still managed to go to class in 20 degree weather. I just put leggings on under my jeans and two camisoles under my sweater, and added gloves and a hat to my fleece jacket. I was fine.

I would have a uninterruptible power supply SO FAST (and probably a fireplace, hah) if Portland had rolling blackouts

“Suck on that, power outage!”

223 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:26pm

re: #215 Lidane

Yeah, I did a mock under the track jacket, beanie, thin gloves. Not bad, though the wind was a bitch. You know the “Texas Cold-Weather Formula” right? Take what they say it’ll be, cut it in half, then add the two together and there’s your Accuweather temperature prediction, lol.

224 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:36pm

re: #219 WindUpBird

yeah that’s right, we also have to be afraid of a MONSTER

I love the devil, we wouldn’t have rock and roll without him :D

And red paint. Or deviled eggs and Devil Dogs™.

//

225 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:39pm

re: #219 WindUpBird

yeah that’s right, we also have to be afraid of a MONSTER

I love the devil, we wouldn’t have rock and roll without him :D


That bastard still owes me money…

226 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:05:53pm

re: #220 WindUpBird

Or just worship the sun like Carlin :D

I tend to burn before I tan, and I don’t like a needlessly cruel God.

227 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:06:18pm

I wonder how AFA feels about Devil Dogs and deviled eggs?

//

228 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:06:43pm

re: #221 calochortus

I’m sure some know, but I suspect a fair number of people accept this as evidence of what they already “knew”-planned parenthood is evil.

it’s activism on the level of “faggotsayswhat”. It’s activism like a “kick me” sign that Bobby pinned on Susie’s butt in math class is activism :D

People are just MINDBLOWINGLY STUPID sometimes, I am just aghast at the depths of dumb

229 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:07:50pm

re: #228 WindUpBird

I’ll cheerfully agree with that. Oh wait. Its really rather depressing.

230 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:07:52pm

re: #224 Gus 802

And red paint. Or deviled eggs and Devil Dogs™.

//

I got the Demon Cleaner!

231 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:08:35pm

re: #225 Varek Raith

That bastard still owes me money…

He loaned me twenty bills.

232 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:08:51pm

re: #230 WindUpBird

anyone who doesn’t like that riff, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU

233 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:09:21pm

re: #230 WindUpBird

I got the Demon Cleaner!

[Video]

Boycott Dirt Devil vacuum cleaners!!11ty - AFA

234 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:09:38pm

re: #231 darthstar

It was sitting there, I had to

235 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:10:16pm

re: #215 Lidane

Here in Austin folks are bitching about the rolling blackouts the utility people are foisting on the rest of us. It’s annoying.

And I still managed to go to class in 20 degree weather. I just put leggings on under my jeans and two camisoles under my sweater, and added gloves and a hat to my fleece jacket. I was fine.

I just put on a thick pair of insulated work overalls over whatever I’m wearing (PJ’s right now) a ski jacket, a toque with furry ear flaps and a pair of lined muckluks. Always toasty warm in that get up. :)

236 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:11:03pm

re: #232 WindUpBird

anyone who doesn’t like that riff, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU

Do you like coffee?

237 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:11:24pm
238 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:11:34pm

re: #236 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

WE WILL MAKE COFFEE METAL

WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL

239 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:11:36pm

Like how the….
What up, Bill?…

240 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:11:58pm

T-rex eatted Adam.

//

241 reine.de.tout  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:12:28pm

re: #235 Jadespring

I just put on a thick pair of insulated work overalls over whatever I’m wearing (PJ’s right now) a ski jacket, a toque with furry ear flaps and a pair of lined muckluks. Always toasty warm in that get up. :)

I have insulated cammo hunting jumpsuit, that the Roi has outgrown.

I look a sight when I go outside, but damn - they’ll keep you warm.

242 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:12:55pm

re: #240 Gus 802

Marc Bolan could probably have used more nourishment, it’s true

243 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:13:31pm

re: #238 WindUpBird

WE WILL MAKE COFFEE METAL

WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL

Except for Toki.

244 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:14:07pm

re: #241 reine.de.tout

I have insulated cammo hunting jumpsuit, that the Roi has outgrown.

I look a sight when I go outside, but damn - they’ll keep you warm.

:D Yes I’m definitely not any sort of fashion icon in my snow outfit but you won’t find me shivering.

245 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:14:22pm

re: #242 WindUpBird

Marc Bolan could probably have used more nourishment, it’s true

He certainly would have eatted Eve.

//My bad.

//

246 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:14:34pm

re: #240 Gus 802

T-rex eatted Adam.

//

T-rex was a vegitarian!
Lol, I love that they think this…
Hey, creationists, he just wants a hug!

247 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:14:39pm

I always like jump around to the other blogs to see what they’re “thinking.” Here’s this excerpt by Erickson at redstate…

We cannot blame Barack Obama for Egypt collapsing in on itself.

We can however blame Barack Obama for failing to mitigate and control the impact of the collapse.

Like when a demolition team sets about bringing down a crumbling building — and we now know Obama collaborated to help bring down Egypt — the demolition team must make sure the building, as it implodes, does not throw debris and carnage all over the place. If that happens, the demolition team is liable.

What the fuck? Obama collaborated to help bring down Egypt? This is just beyond FAIL.

249 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:15:16pm

re: #215 Lidane

Heck, a bunch of people on Daily Kos seemed to think rolling 10 minute blackouts in TX presaged the end of civilization as we know it. It was blamed on leaving essential services to private enterprise. I suppose they wanted to pay for tons of excess capacity standing by for any unusual weather.

When we lived in PA there was a cold snap where the same thing happened to us. It seems the piles of coal froze to the point where they couldn’t scoop it up and get it into the generating plant… Rolling blackouts were a painless solution (except for resetting all the #$%^* clocks.)

250 engineer cat  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:15:40pm

re: #238 WindUpBird

WE WILL MAKE COFFEE METAL

WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL

Breaking: Obama To Send Death Metal vs Dominionist Christian Rock Network Battle To The Death Show To Cairo To Drown Out Fighting

hopes to leave everybody whimpering in fear of onslaught of bad music

251 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:16:30pm

re: #249 calochortus

There are people on Daily Kos who give a shit about Texas? Now that’s news!

252 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:16:33pm

re: #246 Varek Raith

T-rex was a vegitarian!
Lol, I love that they think this…
Hey, creationists, he just wants a hug!

[Video]

They needed those teeth to eat very large Brazil nuts.

//

253 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:17:41pm

re: #252 Gus 802

They needed those teeth to eat very large Brazil nuts.

//

“Must go faster.”

254 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:18:42pm

re: #247 Kid A

Collaborated with whom? I’m seeing a few folks congratulating Bush for starting this all by bringing democracy to Iraq. Its a giant conspiracy!!!11!1

Actually, I was thinking earlier today that it would be ironic if Bush did deserve some of the credit, because he enabled the world-wide financial crisis.

255 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:19:13pm

Here’s that douchebag’s kooky konspiracy in it’s entirety.
Your text to link…

256 reine.de.tout  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:19:36pm

re: #249 calochortus

Heck, a bunch of people on Daily Kos seemed to think rolling 10 minute blackouts in TX presaged the end of civilization as we know it. It was blamed on leaving essential services to private enterprise. I suppose they wanted to pay for tons of excess capacity standing by for any unusual weather.

When we lived in PA there was a cold snap where the same thing happened to us. It seems the piles of coal froze to the point where they couldn’t scoop it up and get it into the generating plant… Rolling blackouts were a painless solution (except for resetting all the #$%^* clocks.)

Battery backed-up clocks are available.

257 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:19:42pm

re: #251 darthstar

There are people on Daily Kos who give a shit about Texas? Now that’s news!

There are people on Daily Kos who evidently live in TX. Shocking!

258 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:21:16pm

re: #255 Kid A

Here’s that douchebag’s kooky konspiracy in it’s entirety.
Your text to link…

That guy is the epitome of douchebag. I can’t believe CNN was stupid enough to give him a job.

259 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:21:53pm

re: #255 Kid A

Here’s that douchebag’s kooky konspiracy in it’s entirety.
Your text to link…

Ah yes. The grandly stupid Carter/Iran meme of the day.

260 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:22:22pm

re: #256 reine.de.tout

Yes, but not on the microwave, the oven, the VCR, and all the assorted appliances that someone decided would be vastly improved by adding a clock.
About 20 years ago, Bernina put out a sewing machine with a little digital clock. Of course, they also tell you to unplug the machine when not in use, and as far as I know the clock didn’t have a battery back-up. Nice try.

261 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:22:24pm

re: #255 Kid A

Here’s that douchebag’s kooky konspiracy in it’s entirety.
Your text to link…



Note that by saying the Muslim Brotherhood “must reject violence and recognize democratic goals”, the White House is presupposing that the Muslim Brotherhood accepts violence and does not recognize democratic goals.

Notwithstanding that, the White House is perfectly happy to give them a seat at the table.

It’s 1979 all over again. I hope the Embassy has been fully evacuated.

Note the bolded portion. It is completely beyond comprehension for wingnuts that we don’t control the entire planet. It’s impossible for them to conceive, apparently, that the US isn’t going to have a say at who gets a seat at the table.

262 darthstar  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:23:20pm

re: #259 Gus 802

Ah yes. The grandly stupid Carter/Iran meme of the day.

Never mind the fact that Reagan was the one who really got into bed with the Iranians.

263 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:23:34pm

But wait a minute. From douchebag’s link comes this link to an latimes.com story. Have you guys seen this? latimes.com excerpt…

The Obama administration said for the first time that it supports a role for groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood, a banned Islamist organization, in a reformed Egyptian government.

The organization must reject violence and recognize democratic goals if the U.S. is to be comfortable with it taking part in the government, the White House said.

That’s not good.

[Link: www.latimes.com…]

264 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:24:05pm

Egypt is in a very fluid state right now. It’s highly probable that Mubarak will remain in power until September.

265 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:24:27pm

re: #249 calochortus

Heck, a bunch of people on Daily Kos seemed to think rolling 10 minute blackouts in TX presaged the end of civilization as we know it. It was blamed on leaving essential services to private enterprise. I suppose they wanted to pay for tons of excess capacity standing by for any unusual weather.

When we lived in PA there was a cold snap where the same thing happened to us. It seems the piles of coal froze to the point where they couldn’t scoop it up and get it into the generating plant… Rolling blackouts were a painless solution (except for resetting all the #$%^* clocks.)

I’m glad my city has a back up natural gas power facility for unexpected spikes. And underground wires.
:P

266 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:24:37pm

re: #263 Kid A

But wait a minute. From douchebag’s link comes this link to an latimes.com story. Have you guys seen this? latimes.com excerpt…

The Obama administration said for the first time that it supports a role for groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood, a banned Islamist organization, in a reformed Egyptian government.

The organization must reject violence and recognize democratic goals if the U.S. is to be comfortable with it taking part in the government, the White House said.

That’s not good.

[Link: www.latimes.com…]

The best way to marginalize them is to not make them seem important, I think.

267 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:24:53pm

re: #262 darthstar

Never mind the fact that Reagan was the one who really got into bed with the Iranians.

Silence! That never happened! Iran-Contra was a complete fabrication created by the liberal media establishment!

//

268 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:25:43pm

re: #267 Gus 802

And besides, there’s no proof! Ollie shredded everything!
//

269 Alexzander  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:25:54pm

re: #258 darthstar

That guy is the epitome of douchebag. I can’t believe CNN was stupid enough to give him a job.

Truly. Even his own readers on redstate find him frustrating from time to time it seems. They are also embarrassed about his involvement with CNN.

270 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:26:12pm

re: #260 calochortus

Yes, but not on the microwave, the oven, the VCR, and all the assorted appliances that someone decided would be vastly improved by adding a clock.
About 20 years ago, Bernina put out a sewing machine with a little digital clock. Of course, they also tell you to unplug the machine when not in use, and as far as I know the clock didn’t have a battery back-up. Nice try.

My friend’s car can play DVD content on the dashboard. Not the console in the middle. The dashboard.

Whenever a new technology becomes widespread, there is a period of time when people think “LETS PUT THIS IN EVERYTHING!!!” without thinking through if its a good idea.

272 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:26:47pm

re: #268 Kid A

And besides, there’s no proof! Ollie shredded everything!
//

I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. I plead the 5th. — Oliver North and John Poindexter

273 Alexzander  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:27:10pm

re: #264 Gus 802

Egypt is in a very fluid state right now.

I have to admit, I really dislike that phrase. I guess it was just the ‘on message’ discipline of Gibbs that almost made the expression vacuous.

274 Four More Tears  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:27:42pm

re: #270 Fozzie Bear

My friend’s car can play DVD content on the dashboard. Not the console in the middle. The dashboard.

Whenever a new technology becomes widespread, there is a period of time when people think “LETS PUT THIS IN EVERYTHING!!!” without thinking through if its a good idea.

I can’t wait to hear a story about a guy driving into a pole while watching porn…

275 calochortus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:27:48pm

re: #270 Fozzie Bear

My friend’s car can play DVD content on the dashboard. Not the console in the middle. The dashboard.

Whenever a new technology becomes widespread, there is a period of time when people think “LETS PUT THIS IN EVERYTHING!!!” without thinking through if its a good idea.

But its new! It has to be good!

276 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:28:20pm

re: #273 Alexzander

I have to admit, I really dislike that phrase. I guess it was just the ‘on message’ discipline of Gibbs that almost made the expression vacuous.

He used “fluid state”? I haven’t heard him speak about this yet. Something that came out of my fingers just now.

277 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:29:37pm

re: #272 Gus 802

I have a war story show on Faux that no one watches. I have a war story show on Faux that no one watches. I have a war story show on Faux that no one watches. I have a war story show on Faux that no one watches. I have a war story show on Faux that no one watches. - Oliver North

278 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:29:39pm

re: #276 Gus 802

He used “fluid state”? I haven’t heard him speak about this yet. Something that came out of my fingers just now.

Well, its true, it’s definitely in a fluid state.

279 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:29:57pm

re: #270 Fozzie Bear

My friend’s car can play DVD content on the dashboard. Not the console in the middle. The dashboard.

Whenever a new technology becomes widespread, there is a period of time when people think “LETS PUT THIS IN EVERYTHING!!!” without thinking through if its a good idea.

Dashboard hibachis were all the craze for a while.

280 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:31:02pm

re: #268 Kid A

And besides, there’s no proof! Ollie shredded everything!
//

“Fighting soldier in Vietnam
The perfect son to any mom.
He’s one part man
One part machine.
He’s Ollie North
the Mute Marine.

Mined the harbor
of Managua.
Planned the invasion
of Grenada.
But soon cruel fate
would intervene.
And he’d become
the Mute Marine.

He traded arms with Iran
For hostages
What a great plan!
The chances for
success were close to zero.
And yet he’s still
a national hero.

Two Swiss accounts
were in his name.
Diverted funds
but who’s to blame?
The time had come
to tell his tale.
Here’s what he said
T’stay out of jail:”

Oliver North: [ repeatedly opens his mouth to speak, but nothing comes out ]

Marine Hymn:
“He’d like to talk
but cannot speak.
his will is strong
his case is weak.
We may never know
just what he’s seen.
The man they call
the Mute Marine.”

281 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:31:59pm

re: #263 Kid A

But wait a minute. From douchebag’s link comes this link to an latimes.com story. Have you guys seen this? latimes.com excerpt…

The Obama administration said for the first time that it supports a role for groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood, a banned Islamist organization, in a reformed Egyptian government.

The organization must reject violence and recognize democratic goals if the U.S. is to be comfortable with it taking part in the government, the White House said.

That’s not good.

[Link: www.latimes.com…]

We have to be in a position to deal with ANYONE that ends up at the helm, even the MB. It’s not something people like to contemplate, but unless they go the route of Iran or North Korea, we are going to have to forge a relationship with them. I don’t think it’s anything other than prudence to put that out there, for the administration.

282 bratwurst  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:32:09pm

We are into hour 28 of Snowmageddon (aka Snowtorious B.I.G.) in Chicagoland, and cabin fever is setting in.

283 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:33:16pm

re: #279 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Dashboard hibachis were all the craze for a while.

Image: Alien%20queen%20car%20russia-thumb-520x506.jpg

284 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:33:32pm

re: #281 Fozzie Bear

Good point, but do you think the timing is a little bad?

285 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:33:56pm

re: #282 bratwurst

Snowgarok
Snowmageddon
Snowvelation
The Snowpture

I love the hyperbole surrounding weather news.

286 RogueOne  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:34:33pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

It’s the Breitbart school of activism. Their audience knows the tapes are bogus but they don’t care.

Seems to have worked.

Planned Parenthood Fires N.J. Clinic Manager Seen in Sting Video
[Link: abcnews.go.com…]

287 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:34:39pm

re: #263 Kid A

But wait a minute. From douchebag’s link comes this link to an latimes.com story. Have you guys seen this? latimes.com excerpt…

The Obama administration said for the first time that it supports a role for groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood, a banned Islamist organization, in a reformed Egyptian government.

The organization must reject violence and recognize democratic goals if the U.S. is to be comfortable with it taking part in the government, the White House said.

That’s not good.

[Link: www.latimes.com…]

I wouldn’t be too concerned. That’s sheer realpoltik power diplomacy at play right now. The WH knows that the MB is going to have some part in whatever happens with a new gov’t. They also know that part of their schtick is anti-american rhetoric, they use it as a talking point. It would be worse for the WH to say we support democracy blah blah except in the case of MB. That sort of statement would give MB more power and something they would be more then happy to use for their own gain

288 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:34:43pm

re: #285 Fozzie Bear

Snowgarok
Snowmageddon
Snowvelation
The Snowpture

I love the hyperbole surrounding weather news.

SNOWBAMA!
/

289 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:35:04pm

re: #283 Varek Raith

Image: Alien%20queen%20car%20russia-thumb-520x506.jpg

now that is bad ass

290 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:35:08pm

re: #285 Fozzie Bear

Snowgarok
Snowmageddon
Snowvelation
The Snowpture

I love the hyperbole surrounding weather news.

The Snowening
The Snowening 2: Electric Boogaloo

291 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:35:15pm

re: #284 Kid A

Good point, but do you think the timing is a little bad?

Maybe. I think the administration is trying to send the message “be good, get aid. be bad, get fucked.”

You always have to put out the message that change for the better will be welcomed, to provide incentive to do better.

292 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:35:34pm

re: #283 Varek Raith

293 RogueOne  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:36:03pm

re: #270 Fozzie Bear

My friend’s car can play DVD content on the dashboard. Not the console in the middle. The dashboard.

Whenever a new technology becomes widespread, there is a period of time when people think “LETS PUT THIS IN EVERYTHING!!!” without thinking through if its a good idea.

I have a car dock for my droidX. I use it to watch tv all the time while I’m driving down the road. What’s the worst that could happen?

294 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:36:18pm

re: #292 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Image: ie_fail.jpg
:P

295 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:37:02pm

re: #288 Varek Raith

SNOWBAMA!
/

Snowbamageddon!!11ty

296 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:37:18pm

re: #293 RogueOne

I have a car dock for my droidX. I use it to watch tv all the time while I’m driving down the road. What’s the worst that could happen?


LOL

I always say to my wife “what could go wrong??” whenever I am about to take any kind of risk. It drives her NUTS.

297 RogueOne  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:37:31pm

re: #285 Fozzie Bear

Snowgarok
Snowmageddon
Snowvelation
The Snowpture

I love the hyperbole surrounding weather news.

We were preparing for Icepocalypse around here.

298 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:38:02pm

re: #268 Kid A

And besides, there’s no proof! Ollie shredded everything!
//

No, Fawn shredded everything. Ollie just looked really brave and handsome.

Sylvia Presents: Cat Lies of the Rich and Trilingual—“Oui, I did give beaucoup dinero to mon ami, el Colonel Norte. And I would do it again, because we are both Marines.”

299 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:38:20pm

The government is spreading chemtrails or cloud seeding to create massive snow storms that will destroy the economy laying the foundation for the eventual Obammunist take over of Murica!!11ty

//

300 dragonfire1981  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:38:21pm

re: #285 Fozzie Bear

I wish I could find the link but there was a massive snowstorm last winter that everyone was calling the Snowpocalypse and one guy even called Snowtorious BIG. There’s a great clip out there of Jon Stewart coming up with clever names for the storm, only to find out they’ve already been used, forcing him to have to use a really lame name as a result.

301 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:39:41pm

re: #287 Jadespring

I wouldn’t be too concerned. That’s sheer realpoltik power diplomacy at play right now. The WH knows that the MB is going to have some part in whatever happens with a new gov’t. They also know that part of their schtick is anti-american rhetoric, they use it as a talking point. It would be worse for the WH to say we support democracy blah blah except in the case of MB. That sort of statement would give MB more power and something they would be more then happy to use for their own gain

Good point. I wonder if Obama would intentionally use “the kiss of death” approach. In polling in Egypt, 12% answer yes to the question “Is the US more good than bad”, and 87% answer yes to “Is the US more bad than good”. They fucking hate us there. What better way to fuck the MB than to say we support them?

302 Political Atheist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:40:55pm

re: #262 darthstar

Did you know how much he ripped off the Ayatollah for the weapons? Big time. Kinda funny in a dark humor way.

303 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:41:42pm

re: #300 dragonfire1981

I wish I could find the link but there was a massive snowstorm last winter that everyone was calling the Snowpocalypse and one guy even called Snowtorious BIG. There’s a great clip out there of Jon Stewart coming up with clever names for the storm, only to find out they’ve already been used, forcing him to have to use a really lame name as a result.

Fuzzywuzzy HelloSnowkitty storm!

304 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:41:50pm

re: #302 Rightwingconspirator

Did you know how much he ripped off the Ayatollah for the weapons? Big time. Kinda funny in a dark humor way.

There’s nothing quite like dealing with the devil and robbing him blind at the same time.

305 HoosierHoops  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:42:12pm

re: #297 RogueOne

We were preparing for Icepocalypse around here.

Still haven’t seen a snow plow in Oklahoma! Can’t get to a main road

306 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:42:49pm

re: #305 HoosierHoops

Still haven’t seen a snow plow in Oklahoma! Can’t get to a main road

Snow plows iz socialism!

//

307 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:43:46pm

re: #305 HoosierHoops

Still haven’t seen a snow plow in Oklahoma! Can’t get to a main road

Image: snow-plow_jpg.jpg
///

308 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:44:04pm

I am still somewhat amazed that nobody got in any real trouble over Iran-Crontra, though. I mean, that was a fucking epic level of corruption to just get shrugged off like it was just a diplomatic error or something.

309 Political Atheist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:44:36pm

Obdicut-
Just an FYI, I had one more point to make about the article in the page we were disagreeing in earlier

310 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:44:40pm

re: #308 Fozzie Bear

*Contra

I need a new keyboard that doesn’t have the letters worn off. I’m not a good enough typist for this POS.

311 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:45:50pm
313 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:46:25pm

re: #311 Varek Raith

Image: redneck-snow-plow.jpg

If the world were a mad max movie, rednecks would be in charge.

314 Stanley Sea  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:47:16pm

OH GOODIE! The healthcare repeal vote failed.

315 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:47:48pm

“Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) says he isn’t sure yet if he should run for president, but he thinks Sarah Palin should.

“Speaking with Piers Morgan on CNN Tuesday night, Romney said Palin would bring a lot to the 2012 Republican primary.”

I’m sure Mr. Do would LOVE for Esther to run. Now that her numbers are at the lowest ever, The cheapest commercial of all time would be Romney standing their smiling with a pic of the half-Governor and below it reads “Her or me?”

316 Stanley Sea  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:47:49pm
317 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:48:33pm

re: #314 Stanley Sea

OH GOODIE! The healthcare repeal vote failed.

Now that that utterly foolish waste of time is done with…
What next?

318 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:49:03pm

re: #317 Varek Raith

Now that that utterly foolish waste of time is done with…
What next?

Teh gays!

//

319 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:49:13pm
320 Jadespring  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:49:19pm

re: #301 Fozzie Bear

Good point. I wonder if Obama would intentionally use “the kiss of death” approach. In polling in Egypt, 12% answer yes to the question “Is the US more good than bad”, and 87% answer yes to “Is the US more bad than good”. They fucking hate us there. What better way to fuck the MB than to say we support them?

Well if that poll is correct I’m sure the analysts know about it. So I don’t know about the kiss of death strategy but I do think a general ‘we support whomever is chosen in a fair, non violent democratic election’ is prudent move. No need (at least on the public face of it) look like there favoring going on because that just plays into anti-US sentiment. Regardless of what happens that WH is going to have to have some sort of relationship with whoever it is.

That doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff going on behind the scenes though. That’s where the real stuff happens.

321 recusancy  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:49:42pm

re: #308 Fozzie Bear

I am still somewhat amazed that nobody got in any real trouble over Iran-Crontra, though. I mean, that was a fucking epic level of corruption to just get shrugged off like it was just a diplomatic error or something.

Ollie North was convicted. But his conviction was vacated. And guess who got him off… The ACLU.

322 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:50:40pm

re: #321 recusancy

Ollie North was convicted. But his conviction was vacated. And guess who got him off… The ACLU.

ProgressiveCommieNazis…
Wait…
What???

323 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:51:05pm

re: #321 recusancy

Ollie North was convicted. But his conviction was vacated. And guess who got him off… The ACLU.

But I thought the ACLU was…

//

324 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:51:35pm

re: #308 Fozzie Bear

I am still somewhat amazed that nobody got in any real trouble over Iran-Crontra, though. I mean, that was a fucking epic level of corruption to just get shrugged off like it was just a diplomatic error or something.

Pffft. The culprits weren’t running some authoritarian third-world country, were they. And since they weren’t dam’ forinners or terrierists or libtards, but Jesus-luvin’ upright conservatives, what trouble are you talking about? Next thing you say somebody should have been punished for enhanced interrogation techniques. Traitor.

/

325 Gus  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:51:41pm

Insert ACLU/NAMBLA meme here.

/

326 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:51:42pm

re: #317 Varek Raith

Now that that utterly foolish waste of time is done with…
What next?

Why the healthcare repeal vote again, you silly billy!

327 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:52:30pm

re: #321 recusancy

Ollie North was convicted. But his conviction was vacated. And guess who got him off… The ACLU.

The ACLU is nothing if not single minded in their willingness to defend FUCKING ANYBODY.

My uncle used to work for the ACLU as the national chairman back in the 70’s-80’s. At one point, they were approached with a case involving a KKK group being denied a permit to march. So, the ACLU took the case, and found a black female Jewish lawyer to represent them. This was my uncle’s idea of a joke. (My uncle was Jewish, so this seemed like justice to him)

328 Varek Raith  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:52:43pm

re: #326 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Why the healthcare repeal vote again, you silly billy!

Of course!
How could I be so dense?

329 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:54:01pm

“Oliver North became famous for admitting he lied to Congress, and was charged on sixteen felony counts although only three stuck, destruction of documentation, obstruction of congressional inquiry, and illegal gratuity.

Afterwards, the American Civil Liberties Union got those three charges overturned on the count that a witness in his trial may have been affected by his inadmissible congressional testimony, and threw the convictions out based on that.”

330 recusancy  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:54:13pm

re: #321 recusancy

Ollie North was convicted. But his conviction was vacated. And guess who got him off… The ACLU.

There’s a great American Dad song/bit about it.

331 ProBosniaLiberal  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:54:31pm

re: #319 Fozzie Bear

Thanks or the link. The stuff that happened today made me very pissed at Mubarak. I think he should be tried for the deaths and injuries during this protest.

332 Kid A  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:54:52pm

re: #326 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And again. And again. And Again. And…

333 recusancy  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:55:19pm

re: #330 recusancy

There’s a great American Dad song/bit about it.

334 Bubblehead II  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:57:00pm

Lizards. My day is done.

May the Deity of your choice smile down upon you.

Good Night

335 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 3:58:25pm

re: #334 Bubblehead II

Oh Cheshire Cat, how great is thy vanishing smile!

336 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:05:03pm

I’m not sure its in our best interests to either preserve or push out Mubarak. The less meddling on our part, the better. This is for the Egyptian people to sort out. And from the clips I watched of opposing sides lobbing chunks of concrete at each other, this isn’t a minor disagreement brewing on the streets. Lots of anger on display. We could be in the early stages of an ugly sectarian war.

337 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:13:20pm

re: #285 Fozzie Bear

Snowgasm

338 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:17:31pm

re: #325 Gus 802

Insert ACLU/NAMBLA meme here.

/

People don’t get this. The ACLU will defend absolutely anyone’s First Amendment rights, to the point of lunacy.

339 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:20:22pm

re: #338 SanFranciscoZionist

People don’t get this. The ACLU will defend absolutely anyone’s First Amendment rights, to the point of lunacy.

They really, really, really take the “unpopular speech is what needs defending” seriously.

340 Usually refered to as anyways  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:22:47pm

re: #338 SanFranciscoZionist

People don’t get this. The ACLU will defend absolutely anyone’s First Amendment rights, to the point of lunacy.

Yes, and someone will defend the worst of us in courts.
Its about a principle, not the people.

341 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:25:20pm

re: #340 ozbloke

Yes, and someone will defend the worst of us in courts.
Its about a principle, not the people.

This.

The ACLU’s central issue is “everybody deserves access to adequate legal representation”. Everything else flows from that. And the thing is, they are right. Without people willing to defend total douches, people who are accused of being total douches, whether accurately so or not, are screwed.

342 ElCapitanAmerica  Wed, Feb 2, 2011 4:32:16pm

re: #3 HAL2010

“Regrettably”.

With all due respect Senator, kiss my ass.

Why? He’s a US Senator and it was very convenient for the US to have Mubarak as an ally. Now our interests are not those of the Egyptian people, he’s recognizing that now, but the “regrettably” part is completely understandable. That’s why you saw the administration being so careful on this since the very beginning.

343 leftynyc  Thu, Feb 3, 2011 7:43:02am

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

Complete agreement. Actual journalism in action and I too give him credit for being there.

344 leftynyc  Thu, Feb 3, 2011 8:21:14am

re: #317 Varek Raith

Now that that utterly foolish waste of time is done with…
What next?

Redefining rape.


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