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1 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:35:21pm

WOW. O_o

2 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:36:25pm

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

3 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:36:34pm

Terrible and beautiful at the same time.

4 freetoken  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:37:19pm

A little bit like your bathtub when you plop down into it...

5 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:37:50pm

Socialist animation technology.

6 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:40:27pm

Whoa. Because I am a moron, it took me a minute to realize that was the entire Pacific ocean, rather than a cluster of islands somewhere in the South Pacific.

7 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:40:36pm

re: #4 freetoken

A little bit like your bathtub when you plop down into it...

You can't explain that.

8 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:41:16pm

My sister in law works for NOAA

And not a big fan of Republicans these days ;-)

9 freetoken  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:41:48pm

re: #7 Varek Raith

You can't explain that.

Magnets, dude, magnets.

10 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:42:11pm

re: #8 WindUpBird

My sister in law works for NOAA

And not a big fan of Republicans these days ;-)

I can't imagine why.

///\///\

11 EastSider  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:42:24pm

Is no one else getting an error message? When I click play I get:

This video is no longer available due to lack of funding

12 Charleston Chew  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:42:57pm

Melanesia seems to act as a protective barrier for Australia.

13 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:43:18pm

re: #11 EastSider

Is no one else getting an error message? When I click play I get:

Some more prime sarcasm. Good.

14 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:43:21pm

Fox Nation: Democrats Politicize Tsunami

The GOP budget plan that passed through the House last month aimed to cut funding for a tsunami warning center that issued a slew of warnings around Japan's devastating earthquake...

The Republican's proposed "continuing resolution" to fund the government, which was defeated in the Senate this week, aimed to cut $1.2 billion - or 21 percent - of President Obama's proposed budget for NOAA, ClimateProgress.org reports.

In an interview with Hawaii's Star Advertiser last month, Barry Hirshorn, Pacific region chairman of the National Weather Service Employees Organization, warned that the proposed budget cuts could result in the loss of lives.

"People could die. ... It could be serious," he said, noting that Weather Service employees and employees of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center could be hit with furloughs and closures.


Commenter....

One day, soon, a tsunami of God's judgment shall 'wash' away the liberal democrats and other heathen of the earth, and they shall not be found, nor will they be remembered.
15 Charles Johnson  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:44:16pm

Computer models? Aren't those the same damned things they use to pull the global wamring hoax?!

I'm too smart for these un-American egghead traitors.

16 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:44:20pm

re: #3 prononymous

Terrible and beautiful at the same time.

A lot of nature is like that, isn't it?

Who needs a god when we have nature?

17 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:44:32pm

re: #14 Killgore Trout

Heh...

Frank says:

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of OUR NATIONAL STUPIDITY.

18 Bob Dillon  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:44:54pm

Irian Jaya, Indonesia and New Guinea got hammered. Sparse populations on the North Coasts - any news please post.

19 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:45:43pm

Hot Air gets a mention from the onion....
Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government
I think it's kind of a spoof an AP's post last week about Palin's brilliant campaign strategy of not participating in the debates.

20 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:47:42pm

re: #19 Killgore Trout

Surprisingly the wingnuts think it's funny. They usually don;t have much of a sense of humor about themselves.

21 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:48:00pm

re: #15 Charles

One day nobody was posting in purple comic sans, and I see posts in purple comic sans, please to explain :D

22 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:48:40pm

re: #21 WindUpBird

One day nobody was posting in purple comic sans, and I see posts in purple comic sans, please to explain :D

It's the new wingnut tag.

23 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:49:17pm

re: #16 b_sharp

A lot of nature is like that, isn't it?

Who needs a god when we have nature?

Yep. I feel a similar awe and terror watching videos of nukes or images of supernova.

24 Charleston Chew  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:49:36pm

re: #14 Killgore Trout

One day, soon, a tsunami of God's judgment shall 'wash' away the liberal democrats and other heathen of the earth, and they shall not be found, nor will they be remembered.

Foxnation = 21st century Travis Bickle.

"Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk."

25 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:49:51pm

re: #17 Varek Raith

Heh...

FZ had plans to run for president in 1992. He figured even if he had less than a snowball's chance in hell of actually winning, as the "novelty candidate" he'd get the chance to get his ideas on TV. Imagine that debate.

Fuck cancer.

26 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:50:29pm

re: #21 WindUpBird

One day nobody was posting in purple comic sans, and I see posts in purple comic sans, please to explain :D

What "purple"? Nobody posts in purple. What? I don't know what is this "daltonism" you're talking about.

27 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:50:59pm

re: #24 Charleston Chew

Foxnation = 21st century Travis Bickle.

"Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk."

Ah, nice catch.

28 Blizard  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:51:40pm

Comic Sans. The horror!

29 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:52:48pm

re: #28 Blizard

Comic Sans. The horror!

YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

30 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:52:52pm

re: #5 negativ

Socialist animation technology.

Financed by the Moozlim Kaliphate Konspiracy.
//

31 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:53:01pm

Bart would have a field day with painting over all the wingnut text. /game nerd

32 Charles Johnson  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:54:55pm

re: #21 WindUpBird

One day nobody was posting in purple comic sans, and I see posts in purple comic sans, please to explain :D

How to use the wingnut tag.

33 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:55:08pm

re: #19 Killgore Trout

Hot Air gets a mention from the onion...
Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government
I think it's kind of a spoof an AP's post last week about Palin's brilliant campaign strategy of not participating in the debates.

Palin debates? After this tweet, I can't understand why not.
//
@SarahPalinUSA
Sarah Palin
We're $14,000,000,000,000+ in debt, yet rodeo clowns still want to fund Cowboy Poetry Party.That must be 1 helluvahigh natl priority shindig

Feel the fail!

34 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:55:27pm

re: #19 Killgore Trout

Hot Air gets a mention from the onion...
Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government
I think it's kind of a spoof an AP's post last week about Palin's brilliant campaign strategy of not participating in the debates.

I knew Brooke Alvarez did that shtick entirely too convincingly to just be an actress.

Probably common knowledge, but then again I don't bother with Tee Vee, what with the Internets and all.

35 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:55:36pm

re: #22 Varek Raith

The comments box needs a wingnut button.

36 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:56:20pm

re: #35 b_sharp

The comments box needs a wingnut button.

I was thinking about a checkbox myself...

37 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:57:05pm

re: #35 b_sharp

The comments box needs a wingnut button.

Not before we get our "Magic Pizza Button".

38 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:57:05pm

oh my stars heavens to betsy what about the islam?!?!?!

39 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:58:32pm

re: #37 Varek Raith

Not before we get our "Magic Pizza Button".

Don't get your hopes up high. It will just summon Pizza the Hutt demon.

40 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 3:59:14pm

re: #37 Varek Raith

Not before we get our "Magic Pizza Button".

I just finished yesterday's ham and pineapple pizza. It was finger lickin' good.

41 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:00:00pm

re: #40 b_sharp

I just finished yesterday's ham and pineapple pizza. It was finger lickin' good.

*crawls under the chair and starts to put up the bulletproof shields*

42 Charles Johnson  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:00:05pm

Note that the wingnut tag is transformed into a blockquote with a special style. So you don't need to surround a wingnut quote with blockquote tags.

43 ArchangelMichael  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:00:29pm

re: #37 Varek Raith

Not before we get our "Magic Pizza Button".

Magic! That is for godless heathen commies that dance naked in Golden Gate Park. The delivery truck will bring a little bit of HELL with them each time. Pray for Pizza and you shall receive! Amen!

44 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:00:33pm

re: #41 EmmmieG

*crawls under the chair and starts to put up the bulletproof shields*

Why, what's wrong with ham on pizza?

45 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:00:56pm

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

46 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:01:06pm

re: #44 Sergey Romanov

Why, what's wrong with ham on pizza?

Let me check to see who's logged in.

47 Varek Raith  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:01:07pm

Goodnight, everyone.
Nightshifts suck.

48 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:01:24pm

re: #45 b_sharp

It's true.

49 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:02:22pm

re: #45 b_sharp

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

Hustler already made the porno one.............

50 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:02:34pm

re: #47 Varek Raith

Goodnight, everyone.
Nightshifts suck.

Knock 'em dead.

51 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:02:57pm

Certain people are not logged in. The pizza wars will not commence.

Whew.

52 Targetpractice  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:23pm

Pineapple? ON PIZZA?! BLASPHEMY!

/

53 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:27pm

re: #48 Sergey Romanov

It's true.

Isn't that the very essence of wasted money and bad taste?

54 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:31pm

re: #51 EmmmieG

brookly?

55 ArchangelMichael  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:34pm

re: #51 EmmmieG

Certain people are not logged in. The pizza wars will not commence.

Whew.

It only gets bad when someone talks about Pineapple.

56 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:43pm

The Earth rings like a bell.
Seismology
Normal Mode
The latter refers to a the characteristic frequency of an oscillating body like a tuning fork. In very large earthquakes, like today's, it is possible to observe the Earth's normal mode in the body waves generated by the quake. This can go on for days.

57 CuriousLurker  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:03:55pm
58 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:04:02pm

re: #53 b_sharp

Isn't that the very essence of wasted money and bad taste?

Pizza? Yes. /

59 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:04:13pm

re: #52 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Pineapple? ON PIZZA?! BLASPHEMY!

/

It was cut into very small pieces.

60 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:04:13pm

re: #55 ArchangelMichael

It only gets bad when someone talks about Pineapple.

There's nowt wrong with pineapple on pizza. Nowt wrong with it at all.

61 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:05:11pm

re: #58 Sergey Romanov

Pizza? Yes. /

Boo you!

62 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:06:04pm

re: #61 b_sharp

Boo you!

Hey! Guilty pleasure is all the more pleasurable ;)

63 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:07:05pm

re: #59 b_sharp

It was cut into very small pieces.

Fine dicing is a physical change, which will not change the essence of the substance. It will require a chemical change to do that.

64 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:07:06pm

Dinner time

65 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:08:17pm

re: #45 b_sharp

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

Michael Palin has been in a number of films. Nothing new about that.

66 Digital Display  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:09:52pm

Good Afternoon Lizards...
Our company has 10,000 employees in Japan.. Only a few minor injuries reported
I'm praying for all the victims of this disaster

67 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:10:24pm

re: #65 negativ

Michael Palin has been in a number of films. Nothing new about that.

Turn-around is fair play... unless you do it to me! Aaarghh.

8-P

68 Targetpractice  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:11:30pm

A Palin movie? Isn't Hollywood churning out enough comedy movies these days?

69 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:11:36pm

re: #63 EmmmieG

Fine dicing is a physical change, which will not change the essence of the substance. It will require a chemical change to do that.

You mean like COOKING it, while the pizza is BAKING?

// I also believe pineapple has no place on a pizza.

70 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:11:37pm

re: #66 HoosierHoops

Good Afternoon Lizards...
Our company has 10,000 employees in Japan.. Only a few minor injuries reported
I'm praying for all the victims of this disaster

At least one of my Japanese friends checked in via facebook. Her husband couldn't get home until 1 am.

I hope the others either just lack power, or have better things to do right now.

71 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:12:11pm

re: #69 negativ

You mean like COOKING it, while the pizza is BAKING?

// I also believe pineapple has no place on a pizza.

Yes, but baking will still not rendering it Not Pineapple.

72 blueraven  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:13:50pm

re: #45 b_sharp

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

Julianne Moore: Sarah Palin In 'Game Change'

73 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:14:50pm

re: #45 b_sharp

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

HBO. Julianne Moore is playing her, though Moore is 10X the hotness of Esther.

74 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:16:49pm

re: #72 blueraven

Julianne Moore: Sarah Palin In 'Game Change'

Julianne, how could you?

I hope the pay is worth it.

75 Digital Display  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:17:13pm

re: #73 Kid A

HBO. Julianne Moore is playing her, though Moore is 10X the hotness of Esther.

Who is going to play the first dude? Charlie Sheen?
/

76 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:17:19pm

re: #68 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

A Palin movie? Isn't Hollywood churning out enough comedy movies these days?

Never, ever - let anyone tell you that Hollywood is dumbing down ever again.

77 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:18:57pm

re: #71 EmmmieG

Yes, but baking will still not rendering it Not Pineapple.

This is only true for conventional definitions of "baking". There have been a couple of times when I have skillfully converted a frozen pizza (sans pineapple, mind you) into a disc of brittle carbon.

78 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:19:13pm

Stephen King tells it like it is.

I love Steve! (not gay lol)

79 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:19:19pm

re: #75 HoosierHoops

Who is going to play the first dude? Charlie Sheen?
/

Who plays Bristol? Miley Cyrus?
/

80 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:19:34pm

re: #75 HoosierHoops

Who is going to play the first dude? Charlie Sheen?
/

One of the Wayans brothers maybe, movies of car wreck status generally have one of them in it.

81 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:20:00pm

re: #79 Kid A

Who plays Bristol? Miley Cyrus?
/

Britney Spears.......

82 blueraven  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:20:38pm

re: #74 b_sharp

Julianne, how could you?

I hope the pay is worth it.

Somehow, I dont think its going to be a flattering portrayal. I haven't read the book, but from the excerpts, she does not fare well.

83 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:21:22pm

Steve Schmidt = Christopher Walken :p

84 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:22:17pm

re: #73 Kid A

HBO. Julianne Moore is playing her, though Moore is 10X the hotness of Esther.

That, plus JM is a daywalker, and her voice doesn't make me want to drive railroad spikes into my ears.

85 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:22:30pm

re: #82 blueraven

Somehow, I dont think its going to be a flattering portrayal. I haven't read the book, but from the excerpts, she does not fare well.

From the intro...

Even before the book was out, its juiciest bits were everywhere: Sarah Palin was serene when chosen for V.P. because it was “God’s plan.”

See? It's all God's fault we're stuck with her.

86 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:23:20pm

re: #84 negativ

That, plus JM is a daywalker, and her voice doesn't make me want to drive railroad spikes into my ears.

How hot does she look in a leather skirt though - and did they only choose her because they picked a woman to play Hilary Clinton?

87 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:23:53pm

re: #85 Kid A

Does she worship Nyarlathotep or something? I mean, it must be an evil deity...

88 Digital Display  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:25:33pm

Who plays John McCain?

89 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:26:15pm

From huff post. Bard of Wasilla will "grit my teeth and bear it."

Your text to link...

90 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:26:17pm

and another one....
Anti-Gay State Senator's Secret Gay Life Is Revealed In Bribery Indictment

Carl Kruger is a Democratic state senator from Brooklyn. His vote against gay marriage last year was crucial in stopping the measure in New York. Funny thing: He lives with his gay lover, who's the bagman in their bribery racket.

Yesterday, a criminal complaint against Kruger was unsealed in federal court in the southern district of New York, lifting the veil from what must be one of the most satisfyingly convoluted and brazen cases of self-loathing gay political figures in our time.

91 researchok  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:26:31pm

re: #88 HoosierHoops

Who plays John McCain?

Danny Devito

92 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:26:37pm

re: #88 HoosierHoops

Who plays John McCain?

Robert Duvall?

93 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:27:13pm

re: #88 HoosierHoops

Who plays John McCain?

Sean Connery..........

94 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:28:14pm

re: #88 HoosierHoops

Who plays John McCain?

This is all I need as an excuse to post this:

95 researchok  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:28:44pm

Solidarity vote for the guy with an accent.

96 engineer cat  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:30:00pm

re: #45 b_sharp

OT

What's this I hear about a Palin movie being made?

they gave up halfway through production

97 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:31:31pm

re: #96 engineer dog

they gave up halfway through production

And the director has now taken his name off the project :p

98 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:37:16pm

re: #83 wozzablog

Steve Schmidt = Christopher Walken :p

NO.

I've said all along: Christopher Walken plays Barack Obama.

He doesn't wear prosthetics or makeup to appear black. He doesn't emulate Obama's mannerisms. He just does what he always does, and all the other characters just accept that this is Barack Obama.

Imagine any Obama speech delivered thusly:

99 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:38:17pm

Charlie Brooker on the American News Media

The Fox News stuff is pretty good.

100 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:40:14pm

re: #94 Sergey Romanov

This is all I need as an excuse to post this:


[Video]

Is that the wonderful David Firth? The animation style is wrong, but the voices sound a lot like his stuff.

example:

101 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:43:25pm

re: #100 negativ

Is that the wonderful David Firth? The animation style is wrong, but the voices sound a lot like his stuff.

example:

[Video]

No, that's FilmCow:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

They have a lot of black and random humor, check it out. And thanks for the link, watching now.

102 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:44:55pm

re: #90 Killgore Trout

and another one...
Anti-Gay State Senator's Secret Gay Life Is Revealed In Bribery Indictment

w00t!
I love it when dirty pols go down
phony ass pigs

103 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:45:10pm

re: #101 Sergey Romanov

No, that's FilmCow:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

They have a lot of black and random humor, check it out. And thanks for the link, watching now.

*gasp!* If you haven't seen Firth's stuff before, you MUST start with the Salad Fingers series:
[Link: www.fat-pie.com...]

104 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:50:59pm

re: #98 negativ

NO.

I've said all along: Christopher Walken plays Barack Obama.

He doesn't wear prosthetics or makeup to appear black. He doesn't emulate Obama's mannerisms. He just does what he always does, and all the other characters just accept that this is Barack Obama.

Imagine any Obama speech delivered thusly:

[Video]

Hmmmm. You see, i think Walken for his evil benevolence attempting to string Sarah along and keep her on message as Schmidt.

That PulpFiction clip is persuasive tho.

Ok, Walken as Obama and James Spader as Steve Scmidt.

105 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:51:30pm

re: #86 wozzablog

How hot does she look in a leather skirt though - and did they only choose her because they picked a woman to play Hilary Clinton?

LOL.

106 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:52:35pm

re: #86 wozzablog

How hot does she look in a leather skirt though - and did they only choose her because they picked a woman to play Hilary Clinton?

Who did they get to play the Walkin' Dude?

107 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:53:46pm

re: #99 Killgore Trout

Charlie Brooker on the American News Media

[Video]The Fox News stuff is pretty good.

And starring Paul Giamatti in a blonde wig........

108 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 4:57:29pm

re: #106 b_sharp

Who did they get to play the Walkin' Dude?

not getting the reference..........

109 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:00:01pm

This guy as Mario as Joe the plumber:

110 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:00:15pm

re: #108 wozzablog

not getting the reference...

Stephen King, The Stand.

The Walkin' Dude, otherwise known as Randall Flagg was the personification of either the devil or one of the devil's minions.

111 engineer cat  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:03:48pm

A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

it made the clocks melt and the adalusian dogs run wild

112 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:07:15pm

re: #111 engineer dog

A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

it made the clocks melt and the adalusian dogs run wild

Thank dog she didn't have a monkey on her back.

113 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:10:20pm

re: #102 albusteve

w00t!
I love it when dirty pols go down
phony ass pigs

Yeah, I do feel kinda bad for the anti-gay guys who get busted in a way. They are very mixed up and confused folks. It must be very embarrassing for them on so many levels.

114 webevintage  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:10:44pm

I just noticed that Weigal has commented about the new info coming out about the Schiller/NPR tape and the deceptive sound editing:

Glenn Beck's website The Blaze analyzes and partly debunks the NPR sting. The fourth point is enough to make me regret credulously writing that Schiller was "musing" about his opinion of Tea Partiers when he discussed how extreme they seemed to be.

[Link: www.slate.com...]

115 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:15:41pm

Wingnut tags should be in red, white, and blue!!!

116 Eclectic Infidel  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:16:36pm

I'm waiting for that special reaction from the likes of Pat Robertson or similar religious wingnut.

117 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:19:54pm

re: #116 eclectic infidel

I'm waiting for that special reaction from the likes of Pat Robertson or similar religious wingnut.

Oh I don't think we need to hear a comment from him to know what he thinks of all this. He's left a trail that leads us right to his interpretation of these events.

Me? I think it's all that anime crap...

118 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:20:00pm

re: #110 b_sharp

Stephen King, The Stand.

The Walkin' Dude, otherwise known as Randall Flagg was the personification of either the devil or one of the devil's minions.

Oh, you mean who plays Bill Kristol?.

119 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:22:58pm

re: #115 JasonA

If you mix red, white, and blue, what do you get?

This color.

120 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:23:01pm

re: #39 Sergey Romanov

Don't get your hopes up high. It will just summon Pizza the Hutt demon.

And he will be bearing pineapple...

121 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:25:35pm

re: #119 wrenchwench

If you mix red, white, and blue, what do you get?

They're conspiring together!!!

122 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:26:33pm

re: #119 wrenchwench

If you mix red, white, and blue, what do you get?

The colour of my sweatshirt - well, i think it's manly.

123 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:28:01pm

re: #113 Killgore Trout

Yeah, I do feel kinda bad for the anti-gay guys who get busted in a way. They are very mixed up and confused folks. It must be very embarrassing for them on so many levels.

I'm sure it is, but that's not our problem...we expect elected officials to serve us with honesty and principle....the fact that so few do infuriates me to no end....hence 'I hate the feds' and all the rest of the govt leeches....our money is hard earned amigo, dis the voters and you can take you gay ass, or anti-gay ass and get off our payroll

125 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:30:53pm

Best Rube Goldberg ever.

126 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:31:01pm

re: #124 Gus 802

I present to you an explanation of the tsunami from Conservapedia.

I find that infographic to be infinitely educational.

127 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:34:29pm

re: #126 JasonA

I find that infographic to be infinitely educational.

Tsunamis? Who put them there? You think the shifting plates did that? You see, these liberals do this all the time.

How did the ocean get there? I mean, this is the oceans we're talking about. One doesn't just fill the oceans on earth like a loofah on a showerhead. How come we have that, and Mars doesn't have it? Venus doesn't have it?

128 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:36:12pm

OT, O'Reilly just cited Frank Gaffney as a source to cite Moozlim, pro-jihad sentiments. Good grief...

129 Girth  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:36:40pm

re: #127 Gus 802

Tsunamis? Who put them there? You think the shifting plates did that? You see, these liberals do this all the time.

How did the ocean get there? I mean, this is the oceans we're talking about. One doesn't just fill the oceans on earth like a loofah on a showerhead. How come we have that, and Mars doesn't have it? Venus doesn't have it?

Sponges live in the ocean. How come they don't suck up all the water?

130 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:37:19pm

re: #117 JasonA

The anime community! Thinking of Japan tonight.

131 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:37:23pm

re: #125 wrenchwench

Best Rube Goldberg ever.


[Video]

I think you are right...very cool, lotsa junk and exploding mayhem

132 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:37:38pm

re: #128 Kid A

OT, O'Reilly just cited Frank Gaffney as a source to cite Moozlim, pro-jihad sentiments. Good grief...

Frank Gafney? Who put him here? I mean one doesn't bring Frank Gafney's to earth like a loofah on a showerhead.

133 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:38:41pm

re: #132 Gus 802

Frank Gafney? Who put him here? I mean one doesn't bring Frank Gafney's to earth like a loofah on a showerhead.

You can't explain that, can ya tough librul guy??!!
/

134 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:38:53pm

How come there aren't any Bill O'Reillys on Mars? Hmm?

135 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:39:15pm

re: #134 Gus 802

How come there aren't any Bill O'Reillys on Mars? Hmm?

You can't explain that!

136 God of Binders with Women  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:39:28pm

re: #134 Gus 802

How come there aren't any Bill O'Reillys on Mars? Hmm?

Winning!

137 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:39:29pm

re: #131 albusteve

I think you are right...very cool, lotsa junk and exploding mayhem

And it's real! Look at the credits on this page.

I'm going to have to watch it five or six more times, but not tonight.

Later, lizards.

138 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:39:37pm

re: #134 Gus 802

How come there aren't any Bill O'Reillys on Mars? Hmm?

How do you know there aren't? Huh? Explain it, Mr. Smarty-pants.

139 Mocking Jay  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:40:05pm

re: #137 wrenchwench

And it's real! Look at the credits on this page.

I'm going to have to watch it five or six more times, but not tonight.

Later, lizards.

Fuck it! We'll do it live!

140 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:40:20pm

re: #134 Gus 802

How come there aren't any Bill O'Reillys on Mars? Hmm?

They are 3 planets away.

141 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:40:23pm

re: #135 Kid A

You can't explain that!

Yes I can. We don't have a cannon big enough yet.

142 researchok  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:42:48pm

re: #125 wrenchwench

Best Rube Goldberg ever.


[Video]

Needs to be featured post!

143 Girth  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:42:58pm

re: #141 prononymous

Yes I can. We don't have a cannon big enough yet.

How do you plan to land Bill O'Reilly safely on Mars?

Who said anything about landing safely?

144 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:43:13pm

re: #137 wrenchwench

And it's real! Look at the credits on this page.

I'm going to have to watch it five or six more times, but not tonight.

Later, lizards.

what a totally cool web site!....thanks wench

145 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:43:59pm

re: #143 Girth

How do you plan to land Bill O'Reilly safely on Mars?

Who said anything about landing safely?

The airbag will deploy himself.

146 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:44:33pm

A colony of Bill O'Reillys can only exist on a gas giant.

147 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:45:09pm

re: #141 prononymous

Yes I can. We don't have a cannon big enough yet.

Varek does.

148 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:45:26pm

re: #146 b_sharp

Don't give any of them a book. They would sink to the interior of the planet and be crushed.

149 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:46:41pm

re: #146 b_sharp

A colony of Bill O'Reillys can only exist on a gas giant.

Captain. There is no intelligent life on that planet. -- Spock

150 darthstar  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:48:17pm

Talked to my wife. She watched the tsunami from the dining room. It hit around low tide, and she said it suddenly looked like high tide on a storm day (waves cresting over the jetty) and then went back to low tide a few minutes later. Crescent City and Santa Cruz weren't so lucky, apparently.

151 zora  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:48:46pm

re: #88 HoosierHoops

robert duvall would make a good mccain.

152 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:48:56pm

re: #148 prononymous

Don't give any of them a book. They would sink to the interior of the planet and be crushed.

Nah. Not a chance with all the negative pressure in their heads.

153 engineer cat  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:49:34pm

...

154 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:49:43pm

re: #150 darthstar

Kona has damage, but not the area where our folks are.

155 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:49:47pm

Japan quake causes emergencies at 5 nuke reactors

Japan declared states of emergency for five nuclear reactors at two power plants after the units lost cooling ability in the aftermath of Friday's powerful earthquake. Thousands of residents were evacuated as workers struggled to get the reactors under control to prevent meltdowns.

A single reactor in northeastern Japan had been the focus of much of the concern in the initial hours after the 8.9 magnitude quake, but the government declared new states of emergency at four other reactors in the area Saturday morning.

156 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:50:08pm

re: #152 b_sharp

Nah. Not a chance with all the negative pressure in their heads.

What would life be like on planet Wingnut?

//

157 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:51:10pm

re: #149 Gus 802

Captain. There is no intelligent life on that planet. -- Spock

so does the Prime Directive apply to millions and millions of sheeple? or are we just a photon torpedo away from target practice destruction?

158 engineer cat  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:51:31pm

re: #153 engineer dog

...

wasn't that special!

over the counter placebo on sale now!

159 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:51:35pm

re: #156 Gus 802

What would life be like on planet Wingnut?

//

Reality TV and Fox news.

160 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:51:46pm
161 b_sharp  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:52:27pm

re: #158 engineer dog

wasn't that special!

over the counter placebo on sale now!

I updinged it.

162 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:53:33pm

re: #160 Killgore Trout

Japan nuclear plant conditions worsening, local media reports
This could be really bad.

yeah for sure...and that's an understatement

163 sod  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:53:39pm

I've got tickets to fly to Japan on Monday for business. Trip is still on as of right now. Seems like a pretty stupid idea to go to Japan right now.

164 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:53:54pm

re: #159 b_sharp

Reality TV and Fox news.

What's that book about a town? Not "Stepford Wives" but... From the same era.

165 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:56:33pm

re: #164 Gus 802

What's that book about a town? Not "Stepford Wives" but... From the same era.

Info Imperium
and be swift about it

166 Gus  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:57:50pm

re: #165 albusteve

Info Imperium
and be swift about it

It was a really popular book. Fiction. Some town that gets taken over by these fascist like people. Name gets mentioned a lot but I forgot the name of the book. Started reading it once but never finished.

167 Kronocide  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 5:58:30pm

re: #154 prairiefire

Kona has damage, but not the area where our folks are.

Kona got nailed in a few spots with good 6 foot waves. Not a large scale general inundation that destroyed buildings. We got pretty lucky. There's lots of sand and rocks on the streets and some places needing serious repair.

I'm not sure of homes on Alii but I'm sure some of them got jacked pretty good. Nothing like Japan though.

168 albusteve  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:03:16pm

re: #167 BigPapa

Kona got nailed in a few spots with good 6 foot waves. Not a large scale general inundation that destroyed buildings. We got pretty lucky. There's lots of sand and rocks on the streets and some places needing serious repair.

I'm not sure of homes on Alii but I'm sure some of them got jacked pretty good. Nothing like Japan though.

no substitute for altitude, I always say...my hilltop in Jamaica is 900ft right above the sea...thought I'd toss that in

169 Kronocide  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:05:14pm

Here's the tsunami wave that hit Kona. I've been to half the businesses seen here and swim at the beach that got covered. The wall the wave comes over is easily 6' above normal high tide water.

The tsunami predictions were pretty accurate.

170 PhillyPretzel  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:09:40pm

Here is the latest from The Wall Street Journal about those damaged reactors. [Link: online.wsj.com...]

171 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:09:44pm

re: #156 Gus 802

What would life be like on planet Wingnut?

//

The Stepford Wives + Idiocracy + Children of the Corn + Mississippi Burning


/I can say this because I don't work for NPR

172 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:14:39pm

re: #169 BigPapa

Here's the tsunami wave that hit Kona. I've been to half the businesses seen here and swim at the beach that got covered. The wall the wave comes over is easily 6' above normal high tide water.

The tsunami predictions were pretty accurate.

I'm trying to place that, is it close to the Bubba Gump shrimp rest. and the art galleries?

173 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:15:31pm

re: #169 BigPapa

Thanks for posting that, but the video guy is an idiot for doing it, imho.

174 Kronocide  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:19:07pm

re: #172 prairiefire

I'm trying to place that, is it close to the Bubba Gump shrimp rest. and the art galleries?

Yes, Bubba Gump is about a 10 minute walk away. They got nailed pretty good and will have to replace doors/glass and clean up, but the structure is sound. The Wyland gallery is above the garage next to Gumps and seemed to be just above it. The garage was still full of water when I was there this AM.

175 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:19:44pm

re: #171 negativ

The Stepford Wives + Idiocracy + Children of the Corn + Mississippi Burning

/I can say this because I don't work for NPR

You better not be - or Mara Liasson will gum you to death with her hard edged exposes of intolerance.........

176 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:22:58pm

re: #174 BigPapa

I'm glad you and all are ok. It could have been much worse.

177 reine.de.tout  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 6:58:48pm

re: #169 BigPapa

Here's the tsunami wave that hit Kona. I've been to half the businesses seen here and swim at the beach that got covered. The wall the wave comes over is easily 6' above normal high tide water.

The tsunami predictions were pretty accurate.

Holy cow.
Great video, but the guy was an IDIOT for being there, IMO.

178 Kronocide  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 7:20:36pm

Prairiefire: here is good video of Bubba Gumps. I was just sitting in those tables for lunch a few days earlier.

179 Kronocide  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 7:23:16pm

Time lapse of Kona Bayfront during first surge

180 prairiefire  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 7:39:17pm

re: #178 BigPapa

Prairiefire: here is good video of Bubba Gumps. I was just sitting in those tables for lunch a few days earlier.

Man, we stay at that Outrigger. Geez.

181 Spocomptonite  Fri, Mar 11, 2011 8:02:52pm

re: #21 WindUpBird

A day or two ago, we were joking about how we should have a wingnut tag for text quotes. Many of us simultaneously suggested Comic Sans, Charles joined in and made the addition of coloring it purple, and thus the wingnut tag was born.

As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

I find it very fitting for Palin quotes.


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