Jim ‘Dim’ Hoft Misses the Point (Again)

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DERPBefore we proceed, savor the fragrant irony of wingnut blogger Jim Hoft calling anyone else on the planet “dumb:” Dumbest Website on Internet Media Matters Unveils First Big FOX Hit Piece… FAILS.

At this point, Hoft is like a cartoon character; the big slow-witted guy with no sense of humor who’s always mouthing off and insulting people, unaware that his pants have fallen down until he takes a step, trips, and does a faceplant.

Once again, Hoft doesn’t get it. He completely misses the point of Media Matters’ Bill Sammon story — that Sammon knew he was promoting a “far-fetched” smear — and instead thinks it’s all about a “Fox contributor” who said Obama is a socialist.

And to totally prove that “it’s not exactly a secret” Obama’s a socialist, Hoft posts the two-year old Obama-Joker photoshop. Game over, man!

You couldn’t write comedy like this.

Hah-Hah!
Media Matters, the dumbest website on the internet, released their first big hit piece on FOX News today…

It was supposed to be a major story.
But, it wasn’t even a squeaker.
Media Matters’ frst [sic] big hit piece today was on FOX executive Bill Sammons who once said that Obama was a socialist.
Reallly [sic], Media Matters? Really?

[Stupid Obama-Joker picture]
It’s not exactly a secret.

The internet’s dumbest website’s first big hit piece was that a FOX contributor thought that maybe Obama was a socialist?
Oh, good grief.

Warning: reading the comments for Hoft’s brainless post may cause you to lose all hope for humanity.

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122 comments
1 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:18:53pm

Beating up on Jim Hoft just seems increasingly unfair.

2 Targetpractice  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:19:31pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

Beating up on Jim Hoft just seems increasingly unfair.

It feels somewhat like insulting the slow kid in class.

3 Simply Sarah  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:19:43pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

Beating up on Jim Hoft just seems increasingly unfair.

It's sort of like picking on the slow kid in elementary school.

4 whereswebb  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:21:52pm

I am liking the DERP under his name, though.

5 albusteve  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:22:31pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

Beating up on Jim Hoft just seems increasingly unfair.

really, my time is better spent at Five Guys

6 HappyWarrior  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:24:30pm

Well, he's proof that any idiot can get their own column and really the Obama joker, that is soooooooo 2009.

7 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:27:09pm
Warning: reading the comments for this brainless post may cause you to lose all hope for humanity.

Reading almost anything on the internet makes me feel this way.

8 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:27:26pm
Warning: reading the comments for this brainless post may cause you to lose all hope for humanity.

This assumes I had any hope for humanity in the first place...

9 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:33:28pm

"HAHA, YOU SPELLED KAT WITH A C"

Jim is that kid.

10 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:40:00pm

Is Jim Hoft a liberal plant to make conservative bloggers look like incessant morons? Surely he can't be that stupid on purpose.

11 martinsmithy  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:43:24pm

I lost all my hope for humanity quite a while ago.

Situation hopeless, but not serious :)

12 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:46:22pm

Evening Honcos. Been a while.

13 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:46:50pm

re: #12 Cannadian Club Akbar

Evening Honcos. Been a while.

Evening CCA

14 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:46:59pm

I just, lord, i just refuse to believe any one is this dumb. He has to be purposely leaving out key parts of the story in order to mislead his (apparently stupid) readers.

15 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:49:17pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

Beating up on Jim Hoft just seems increasingly unfair.

It has to be done as a favour to humanity. It isn't safe for the rest of us to allow the Dunning-Kruger viral meme out into the population without inoculation. The Hoft faithful have already reduced herd immunity below safe levels.

16 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:49:25pm

I mean this is obvious, but I'm posting it.

EricBoehlert Eric Boehlert

If top NPR news exec knowlingly lied re: McCain in 2008, there'd be pitchfork mob outside NPR studios right now; [Link: bit.ly...]

17 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:49:43pm

re: #3 Simply Sarah

"A battle of wits against an unarmed opponent."

That's not mine, i heard it somewhere a long time ago.

18 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:50:22pm

re: #12 Cannadian Club Akbar

Evening Honcos. Been a while.

Welcome back.

19 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:51:27pm

re: #18 b_sharp

Welcome back.

Better here then where I have been. Don't ask.

20 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:53:24pm

re: #19 Cannadian Club Akbar

Better here then where I have been. Don't ask.

All I can say is, pull up a seat and I'll grab you a virtual drink.

21 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:58:05pm

re: #20 b_sharp

All I can say is, pull up a seat and I'll grab you a virtual drink.

I will hand it over to the boys in Cell Four. They thank you. As do I.:)

22 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:58:31pm

re: #17 Cankles McCellulite

"A battle of wits against an unarmed opponent."

That's not mine, i heard it somewhere a long time ago.

I really, really tried not to post this. Really I did.

23 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:58:49pm

Jim Hoft's comments are like going to the zoo and giggling at the behavior of a somewhat less-evolved species

24 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:59:42pm

re: #23 WindUpBird

Jim Hoft's comments are like going to the zoo and giggling at the behavior of a somewhat less-evolved species

I do that, so shut up!!!!
//

25 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:00:05pm

re: #14 Cankles McCellulite

I just, lord, i just refuse to believe any one is this dumb. He has to be purposely leaving out key parts of the story in order to mislead his (apparently stupid) readers.

Republicans in Des Moines Washington once ran a mentally disabled man for local office

YES HE IS THAT DUMB

26 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:00:21pm

re: #24 Cannadian Club Akbar

I do that, so shut up!!!
//

^_^

27 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:00:43pm

re: #25 WindUpBird

Republicans in Des Moines Washington once ran a mentally disabled man for local office

YES HE IS THAT DUMB

Did he win?

28 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:01:03pm

re: #23 WindUpBird

Hey, is Windy alive?

29 prairiefire  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:01:45pm

re: #26 WindUpBird

re: #27 Cannadian Club Akbar

Hey!

30 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:01:58pm

re: #24 Cannadian Club Akbar

I do that, so shut up!!!
//

Where the heck have you been?

31 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:02:05pm

re: #24 Cannadian Club Akbar

I do that, so shut up!!!
//

I go to the zoo to do that, but the chimps all laugh at me.

32 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:02:57pm

re: #30 reine.de.tout

Where the heck have you been?

Jail, or something like it. Nope. The real thing.

33 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:03:04pm

re: #30 reine.de.tout

Where the heck have you been?

Now, now mom, he's back so don't give him heck.

34 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:03:52pm

re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar

Jail, or something like it. Nope. The real thing.

Seriously?


re: #33 b_sharp

Now, now mom, he's back so don't give him heck.

I tells ya, once you're in "mom" mode, it's really hard to turn it off.

35 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:04:05pm

re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar

Jail, or something like it. Nope. The real thing.

Sad to hear that.

36 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:05:45pm

re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar

Jail, or something like it. Nope. The real thing.

And the food? Bummer.

37 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:05:57pm

re: #34 reine.de.tout

Seriously?

re: #33 b_sharp

I tells ya, once you're in "mom" mode, it's really hard to turn it off.

Last night a cell mate and I worked up a menu for a reception for 300 people. Quiche, dips, etc. Pure hell.

38 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:07:40pm

re: #35 b_sharp

Sad to hear that.

I got my ass kicked by the guards. I have the bruises to prove it. And a new found faith in myself.

39 albusteve  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:09:36pm

re: #38 Cannadian Club Akbar

I got my ass kicked by the guards. I have the bruises to prove it. And a new found faith in myself.

outnumbered and inside a jail?....brilliant dood

40 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:12:15pm

re: #39 albusteve

outnumbered and inside a jail?...brilliant dood

I was insane at the time, but I got in mine. Not proud of it but it is what it is.

41 albusteve  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:15:17pm

re: #40 Cannadian Club Akbar

I was insane at the time, but I got in mine. Not proud of it but it is what it is.

usually that goes from overnight to 30 days....I brawled with cops twice and lost big both times...but what cool guys, they didn't press me for it either time...I just did my weekend....fucking with guards and turnkeys is hopeless

42 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:17:59pm
43 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:18:08pm

re: #41 albusteve

usually that goes from overnight to 30 days...I brawled with cops twice and lost big both times...but what cool guys, they didn't press me for it either time...I just did my weekend...fucking with guards and turnkeys is hopeless

Both my arms were purple. I still have bruised biceps. I can't lift my left arm past my shoulder. And one kicked in my ribs. I haven't slept in 5 days. Bummer.

44 albusteve  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:21:05pm

re: #43 Cannadian Club Akbar

Both my arms were purple. I still have bruised biceps. I can't lift my left arm past my shoulder. And one kicked in my ribs. I haven't slept in 5 days. Bummer.

should have kept your mouth shut...jail is such a special place, my heart freezes to remember my times there...if there is a hell on Earth, it's jail...but you gotta be real cool in that environment bro

45 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:22:56pm

re: #43 Cannadian Club Akbar

Both my arms were purple. I still have bruised biceps. I can't lift my left arm past my shoulder. And one kicked in my ribs. I haven't slept in 5 days. Bummer.

Aw, now I can't tell if you're telling the truth, or not!
Anyhoo - good to see you back.

46 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:24:17pm

re: #44 albusteve

should have kept your mouth shut...jail is such a special place, my heart freezes to remember my times there...if there is a hell on Earth, it's jail...but you gotta be real cool in that environment bro

I was hallucinating. I went to NYC and San Diego and never left the Tampa area. Good times. One day I will tell you about the 8 charges of 2nd degree murder I thought I was gonna be charged with. (5 deserved it)

47 Linden Arden  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:27:38pm

Glenn Beck's Federal Reserve "expert" turns out to be a first rate Truther idiot and Noah's Ark dipshit lying scumbag.

The right-wing is increasingly more idiotic every fucking day.

48 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:30:28pm

re: #47 Linden Arden

Glenn Beck's Federal Reserve "expert" turns out to be a first rate Truther idiot and Noah's Ark dipshit lying scumbag.

The right-wing is increasingly more idiotic every fucking day.

I read a Rolling Stone article with Alex Jones. Dude is a kook but he stands by his beliefs, regardless of kookery. Point being, he takes a stand and doesn't flow with the voting public.

49 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:34:10pm

gonna run. See you honcos tomorrow.

50 Killgore Trout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:36:23pm

re: #42 Slumbering Behemoth

LOL! What?!?

Ha!

51 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:37:55pm

I hope the right-wingers here realize that when we jump all over the right we are jumping on the extreme, unreasonable and vocal leaders, not them.

52 Linden Arden  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:39:38pm
53 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:40:45pm

re: #52 Linden Arden

Pole dancing for Jesus big new fad in Texas

I have a pole they can dance around.

54 thecommodore  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:42:36pm

re: #4 whereswebb

I am liking the DERP under his name, though.

I think I'll steal that for my avatar.

55 thecommodore  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:46:46pm

re: #54 thecommodore

I think I'll steal that for my avatar.

Done! :)

56 thecommodore  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:48:06pm

re: #51 b_sharp

I hope the right-wingers here realize that when we jump all over the right we are jumping on the extreme, unreasonable and vocal leaders, not them.

You could count "them" on one hand.

57 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:49:16pm

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

58 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:49:21pm

relevant
Image: mrwsV.jpg

59 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:52:21pm

re: #57 BigPapa

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

They ask a question, then disallow comments on their page.

Why am I not surprised?

60 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:53:28pm

re: #59 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

They ask a question, then disallow comments on their page.

Why am I not surprised?

Nevermind, all the comments were hidden.

61 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:53:44pm

re: #57 BigPapa

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

i suppose the correct title for a reply to this video would be 'five answers to a moron'

62 Linden Arden  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:54:12pm

re: #53 b_sharp

I have a pole they can dance around.

Ladies must bring a church program with them to enter the class.

they are non-judgemental!!

63 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:54:39pm

re: #60 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nevermind, all the comments were hidden.

Typical lack of belief there. heh

64 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:55:31pm

'Which came first, the chicken or the egg? You can't answer that!'

Where have I heard this logic before.... hm....

65 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:56:24pm

re: #64 BigPapa

'Which came first, the chicken or the egg? You can't answer that!'

Where have I heard this logic before... hm...

"We can answer that, but you lack the cognitive capacity to understand the answer."

66 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 5:57:43pm

re: #63 Stanley Sea

Typical lack of belief there. heh

I've never seen a page where every comment was hidden due to a "safety request" by the poster.

67 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:00:38pm

re: #59 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

They ask a question, then disallow comments on their page.

Why am I not surprised?

They do allow comments, but some 'safety' program is hiding them.

68 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:00:39pm

re: #51 b_sharp

I hope the right-wingers here realize that when we jump all over the right we are jumping on the extreme, unreasonable and vocal leaders, not them.

Sometimes it's obvious, other times not so much.
But thanks for the clarification!

69 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:00:51pm

re: #65 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"We can answer that, but you lack the cognitive capacity to understand the answer."

No, you're too smart to understand!

Proof that evolution doesn't exist: PINECONES!

70 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:03:52pm

re: #68 reine.de.tout

Sometimes it's obvious, other times not so much.
But thanks for the clarification!

reine, you are one of the people I don't want getting the wrong idea. We lefties are just like other humans and tend to lump everything into one bucket and forget many we throw in there aren't even close to the true targets of our ire.

71 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:03:55pm

re: #57 BigPapa

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

What a crock. "Truthful Christian"

72 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:05:36pm

re: #70 b_sharp

reine, you are one of the people I don't want getting the wrong idea. We lefties are just like other humans and tend to lump everything into one bucket and forget many we throw in there aren't even close to the true targets of our ire.

I know plenty of lefties, friends, family members - so I know this! But thanks again, the clarification was very nice to see.

73 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:05:40pm

re: #69 BigPapa

No, you're too smart to understand!

Proof that evolution doesn't exist: PINECONES!

Lets look at horses several million years ago...FUCK

74 jaunte  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:06:03pm

re: #69 BigPapa

My wife just said "somehow that sounds even worse coming from someone with a British accent. You just expect more from them."

75 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:06:35pm

Jim Hoft.

The poor man. Hard to be that clueless.

Does he have any *real* influence? A solid following?

If so, it's a telling statement on the Wingnut Community.

[[sigh]]

76 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:07:36pm

re: #69 BigPapa

No, you're too smart to understand!

Proof that evolution doesn't exist: PINECONES!

hahahhah, what a crockmeister.

the comments!


Eye2EyeIIIV (4 months ago)
Keep up the good work, bro! No matter what the idiots out there say, you ROCK!!!

And I'll have to say to them: I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to say this: Cussing & swearing are NOT ALLOWED in the scientific conversation. It is nothing but degenerate sarcasm for those who have lost their decent vocabulary -- and anyone who so spews forth any perverse talk ... LOSES the argument.

AMEN BROTHER

77 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:12:44pm

re: #57 BigPapa

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

There were quite a few more than 5 questions asked, and they're poorly formed, misguided, mindlessly copied talking points from people like Ray 'Banana Man' Comfort.

1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

- In the case of chickens, the egg came first. At some point, an avian species phenotypically/genetically extremely close to a chicken but not classed as a chicken would lay an egg containing the first avian we would class as a chicken. A layman would not be able to tell the difference between the parent and the offspring.

78 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:14:49pm

re: #69 BigPapa

No, you're too smart to understand!

Proof that evolution doesn't exist: PINECONES!

Punctuated equilibrium.

Oh, sorry, big words.

Millions of years? I laugh at your thousands of millennia! It's a jot in the sweep of time!

Oops, condescending. Ashamed.

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:14:49pm

re: #51 b_sharp

I hope the right-wingers here realize that when we jump all over the right we are jumping on the extreme, unreasonable and vocal leaders, not them.

re: #68 reine.de.tout

Sometimes it's obvious, other times not so much.
But thanks for the clarification!

What she said. What I don't care for is the ignorant stereotyping and demonetization. "All conservatives are like this", "all liberals are like that", and so on.

80 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:18:10pm

re: #69 BigPapa

No, you're too smart to understand!

Proof that evolution doesn't exist: PINECONES!

My word, that's worse logic than the banana man's.

81 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:18:51pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

re: #68 reine.de.tout

What she said. What I don't care for is the ignorant stereotyping and demonetization. "All conservatives are like this", "all liberals are like that", and so on.

Really, really, we (I) know for sure you are not a part of wingnutistan. Hell, we read your posts. There are a few (the one who consistently defends Beck with such a close name) but of course you are not grouped in the crazies. The crazies left/got banned. Clear as day.

I guess you are feeling though, what I felt when first hatched. Broad brushy stuff. Rest assured.

82 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:19:17pm

re: #78 austin_blue

Punctuated equilibrium.

Oh, sorry, big words.

Millions of years? I laugh at your thousands of millennia! It's a jot in the sweep of time!

Oops, condescending. Ashamed.

I have run into very few creationists who understand PuncEq and just as few who have no understanding of algorithmic, iterative, incremental processes.

83 Kragar  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:19:48pm

re: #80 Slumbering Behemoth

My word, that's worse logic than the banana man's.

Sing me the song, you're the banana man, sing me a song tonight
Because we're all in the mood for a fallacy, and yours has me feeling alright.

84 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:19:58pm

"Birds did not evolve from dinosaurs because feathers and scales look nothing alike."

Proof!

85 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:21:07pm

Chuck Shumer is standing strong. He had a little twitter war today with Cantor

ChuckSchumer Chuck Schumer
by ezraklein

On @thelastword we will not accept EPA or planned parenthood riders

86 BishopX  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:22:35pm

re: #82 b_sharp

I like to explain it to then in terms of why Toyota generally makes better cars than GM. Incremental improvement. Most people get that.

87 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:22:42pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

re: #68 reine.de.tout

What she said. What I don't care for is the ignorant stereotyping and demonetization. "All conservatives are like this", "all liberals are like that", and so on.

I grok that.

Every once in a while I realize how fully immersed I am in the bad habit of lumping, and how it affects others. I have no intention of lumping to that extent, it just happens when my native chimp tribalism kicks in.

88 Killgore Trout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:23:01pm

re: #85 Stanley Sea

Chuck Shumer is standing strong. He had a little twitter war today with Cantor

ChuckSchumer Chuck Schumer
by ezraklein

On @thelastword we will not accept EPA or planned parenthood riders

It'll be interesting to see how the budget battle is going to play out and who's going to get the blame if there's a shutdown. I suspect it's going to blow up on the Republicans but you can never tell.

89 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:23:24pm

re: #57 BigPapa

5 questions for an atheist

If you atheists dare!

Egg.

Common ancestor.

I don't know.

I don't do that.

I'm not. I am a Deist.

And you, truthfulchristian3, are an insufferable twit.

90 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:23:27pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

I'm not really feeling anything right at the moment. I just don't care for stereotyping demonization of conservatives or liberals as a whole.

Not much of that sort of thing really goes on here, which is why I like LGF.

91 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:25:23pm

re: #88 Killgore Trout

It'll be interesting to see how the budget battle is going to play out and who's going to get the blame if there's a shutdown. I suspect it's going to blow up on the Republicans but you can never tell.

whatta joke eh?

I think the GOP is more vulnerable now. I mean, what is the real tea party %? 20?

92 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:26:13pm

re: #86 BishopX

I like to explain it to then in terms of why Toyota generally makes better cars than GM. Incremental improvement. Most people get that.

That opens the door to IDists.

93 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:26:16pm

re: #90 Slumbering Behemoth

I'm not really feeling anything right at the moment. I just don't care for stereotyping demonization of conservatives or liberals as a whole.

Not much of that sort of thing really goes on here, which is why I like LGF.

Exactly. Or when it does occur, it's called out pretty damn fast. Sanity rules.

94 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:28:58pm

re: #77 b_sharp

There were quite a few more than 5 questions asked, and they're poorly formed, misguided, mindlessly copied talking points from people like Ray 'Banana Man' Comfort.

- In the case of chickens, the egg came first. At some point, an avian species phenotypically/genetically extremely close to a chicken but not classed as a chicken would lay an egg containing the first avian we would class as a chicken. A layman would not be able to tell the difference between the parent and the offspring.

Don't yap that sciency mumbo jumbo on me, I'm too smart for that. At least I have the convincication to stick to my believes an don't keep changig my mind.

Forgot the wingnut tag.

95 ozbloke  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:31:13pm

re: #94 BigPapa

Don't yap that sciency mumbo jumbo on me, I'm too smart for that. At least I have the convincication to stick to my believes an don't keep changig my mind.

Forgot the wingnut tag.

Is that the Asian form of erotica I keep hearing about?

96 BishopX  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:31:14pm

re: #92 b_sharp

who get countered with the bivalve eye argument (if I'm being polite), or a list of reasons exterior testicles are a bad idea (if I'm not).

97 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:31:31pm

The Legislative Budget Board, Texas' equivalent of the GAO, released a report today that the State budget, as presently proposed by the Leg (101 R's, 49 D's- Supermajority!), would cost the State 335,000 jobs, including 146,000 in the *private* sector over and above present unemployment.

Governor Goodhair's people and the rest of the R's are up to about 13,000 RPM.

98 BishopX  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:31:49pm

re: #96 BishopX

Which gets countered with the bivalve eye argument (if I'm being polite), or a list of reasons exterior testicles are a bad idea (if I'm not).

99 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:33:44pm

re: #87 b_sharp

I self identify as a conservative, but it's likely more accurate to say I'm a moderate with conservative leanings.

I don't much care for it when liberals broad brush conservatives with crap, but I really get irritated when so-called conservatives do it to conservatives.

Like, I can't be a real conservative if I don't worship their god. Or the false meme that it is a conservative stance to use gov't force to inhibit a woman's reproductive choices or deny homosexuals equal rights under the law.

100 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:34:19pm

re: #99 Slumbering Behemoth

Bravo

101 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:34:46pm

re: #93 Stanley Sea

Not always, really. But I'm done being butt-hurt over it.

102 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:35:20pm

re: #96 BishopX

who get countered with the bivalve eye argument (if I'm being polite), or a list of reasons exterior testicles are a bad idea (if I'm not).

Now you're talking.

Showing bad design followed by an explanation of how it came about is a good vaccine against the DI nonsense.

103 Lidane  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:35:32pm

Speaking of people who can't possibly be that stupid on purpose:

Gingrich fears 'atheist country ... dominated by radical Islamists'

104 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:36:15pm

re: #99 Slumbering Behemoth

I self identify as a conservative, but it's likely more accurate to say I'm a moderate with conservative leanings.

I don't much care for it when liberals broad brush conservatives with crap, but I really get irritated when so-called conservatives do it to conservatives.

Like, I can't be a real conservative if I don't worship their god. Or the false meme that it is a conservative stance to use gov't force to inhibit a woman's reproductive choices or deny homosexuals equal rights under the law.

Good God man! You're not just a RINO, you are a socialist/communist/secular humanist!

105 Lidane  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:36:23pm

re: #97 austin_blue

The Legislative Budget Board, Texas' equivalent of the GAO, released a report today that the State budget, as presently proposed by the Leg (101 R's, 49 D's- Supermajority!), would cost the State 335,000 jobs, including 146,000 in the *private* sector over and above present unemployment.

Governor Goodhair's people and the rest of the R's are up to about 13,000 RPM.

*sigh*

FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, Y'ALL!

///

106 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:36:50pm

OK, we are past 100, but how bout Sarah Shakespeare using the word squirmish in her paid political ad (er, Greta's show)

Oh and the Wonkette comments rule.

Sister Sarah: Is Lybia a war or is it a squirmish?

107 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:36:55pm

re: #100 Stanley Sea

Bravo

:bows:
*accidentally breaks wind*

108 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:38:02pm

re: #107 Slumbering Behemoth

:bows:
*accidentally breaks wind*

True to form. You are loved.

109 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:38:26pm

re: #106 Stanley Sea

OK, we are past 100, but how bout Sarah Shakespeare using the word squirmish in her paid political ad (er, Greta's show)

Oh and the Wonkette comments rule.

Sister Sarah: Is Lybia a war or is it a squirmish?

I love the word squirmish. I think I'll get all squirmish with the wife tonight.

110 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:38:59pm

re: #108 Stanley Sea

True to form. You are loved.

Break out the fans.

111 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:39:34pm

re: #110 b_sharp

Break out the fans.

Peel the grapes!
( Fantasies only!)

112 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:39:45pm

re: #103 Lidane

Speaking of people who can't possibly be that stupid on purpose:

Gingrich fears 'atheist country ... dominated by radical Islamists'

Little Newtie has had a liiiittle problem lately staying on point.

So many groups, so hard to pander...

113 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:40:37pm

re: #104 austin_blue

Good God man! You're not just a RINO, you are a socialist/communist/secular humanist!

I am all things to all people.

Unless I'm in prison and your name is "Bubba", in which case I am not a woman to you or anyone else, and you'll find out right quick how dangerous it would be to think that I am.

114 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:40:47pm

re: #109 b_sharp

I love the word squirmish. I think I'll get all squirmish with the wife tonight.

Squirmishing, what we all yearn to do. Now.

115 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:42:16pm

re: #112 austin_blue

Little Newtie has had a liiittle problem lately staying on point.

So many groups, so hard to pander...

I think he's afraid to contemplate an atheist country run by atheists.

116 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:44:05pm

re: #106 Stanley Sea

OK, we are past 100, but how bout Sarah Shakespeare using the word squirmish in her paid political ad (er, Greta's show)

Oh and the Wonkette comments rule.

Sister Sarah: Is Lybia a war or is it a squirmish?

Oh, she didn't!

Um.. yes she did.

BTW, She Who Must Be Obeyed and I had a squirmish the night before last.

Happy Endings!

117 Gus  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:44:49pm

Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a void where there once was a brain...

So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
You can put back my brain in its hole...

118 jaunte  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:45:14pm

re: #103 Lidane

I think he meant to say "you know that irrational fear you have of people who don't believe like you? I understand, and legitimize that fear. Now vote for me!"

119 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:46:59pm

re: #113 Slumbering Behemoth

I am all things to all people.

Unless I'm in prison and your name is "Bubba", in which case I am not a woman to you or anyone else, and you'll find out right quick how dangerous it would be to think that I am.

"Sure, I'll be the wife. Hey, Slumbering Behemoth, get your ass over here and suck your wife's d***."

120 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 6:47:03pm

re: #87 b_sharp

I grok that.

Every once in a while I realize how fully immersed I am in the bad habit of lumping, and how it affects others. I have no intention of lumping to that extent, it just happens when my native chimp tribalism kicks in.

Human nature, my friend!
I get it.

121 prairiefire  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 7:02:45pm

re: #106 Stanley Sea

OK, we are past 100, but how bout Sarah Shakespeare using the word squirmish in her paid political ad (er, Greta's show)

Oh and the Wonkette comments rule.

Sister Sarah: Is Lybia a war or is it a squirmish?

OMG.

122 zora  Tue, Mar 29, 2011 7:08:46pm

re: #52 Linden Arden

Pole dancing for Jesus big new fad in Texas

and jesus wept.


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