Exclusive! Glenn Beck’s Replacement Host Leaked

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There’s a lot of speculation on the net today about who will be Glenn Beck’s replacement in Fox’s 5:00 prime time slot. Names that have been suggested include 9/11 Truther Andrew Napolitano, and Birther Donald Trump.

But our sources inside the machine have given us the scoop. Apparently, it wasn’t easy to find someone with as much credibility as Glenn Beck, but after considering all the options, Fox executives will soon announce the host of their new 5:00 show:

Yahoo Serious

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235 comments
1 Randall Gross  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:09:17pm

Seriously?!

2 Obdicut  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:09:30pm
Youtube Video
3 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:10:23pm

Image: Crazy_Harry.JPG

4 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:10:38pm

I have to say, it’d be an improvement.

5 Targetpractice  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:11:27pm

Hey, I know that bloke. Split the beerium atom, he did!

/

6 RexMundi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:12:06pm

Surely, you can’t be Serious!

7 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:13:36pm

re: #6 RexMundi

Surely, you can’t be Serious!

Yes…and don’t call me Shirley!

8 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:13:54pm

re: #6 RexMundi

Surely, you can’t be Serious!

I am, and don’t call me Shirley.

9 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:16:28pm

look close at his eyes

10 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:00pm

he’s part lizard

11 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:03pm

Headquarters just called?

Headquarters! What is it?

Its a big building where Generals meet, but thats not important right now.

12 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:17pm

Sad thing is, he’d still get better ratings than the MS/NBC stable!

// (is he, or isn’tr he!?!?)

13 Obdicut  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:32pm

I propose an alternative:

Image: blazingsaddles.jpg

14 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:43pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Headquarters just called?

Headquarters! What is it?

Its a big building where Generals meet, but thats not important right now.

What can you make of this?

I cam make a broach, I can make a ,,,,

15 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:17:55pm

have to say, i had no idea who yahoo serious was. googled him and it appears that he would be an upgrade for most of the fox lineup. i’ll take ” ha ha” over “booga booga” anyday.

16 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:18:46pm

re: #14 sattv4u2

What can you make of this?

I cam make a broach, I can make a ,,,

The fog is getting thicker.

AND LEON IS GETTING LAAAARGER!

17 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:18:51pm

re: #15 zora

have to say, i had no idea who yahoo serious was. googled him and it appears that he would be an upgrade for most of the fox lineup. i’ll take ” ha ha” over “booga booga” anyday.

You obviously have never had your booga boogad well!!

//

18 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:20:03pm

Had to turn on Beck’s show — he’s in the middle of an utterly incoherent rant tying together all the conspiracies in the world.

19 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:20:44pm

re: #18 Charles

Had to turn on Beck’s show — he’s in the middle of an utterly incoherent rant tying together all the conspiracies in the world.

So in other words, business as usual.

20 Targetpractice  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:21:06pm

Beck’s replacement provides his latest theory:

Youtube Video
21 M. Dubious  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:21:20pm

Who is the guy in the picture?

22 teleskiguy  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:23:34pm

You’re killin’ me Charles. Killin’ me!

23 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:23:51pm

re: #21 harald

Who is the guy in the picture?

Serious, Yahoo.

24 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:27:23pm

re: #18 Charles

Supplying us with distilled Glenn so we can stock our emergency Beckpacks?

25 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:28:08pm

re: #23 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Serious, Yahoo.

Yahoo, serious!!

[Link: indiatravelzine.com…]

26 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:28:15pm

what will become of his fabled chalk boards? Smithsonian?

27 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:28:48pm

re: #26 albusteve

what will become of his fabled chalk boards? Smithsonian?

Sold on eBay like Alex Jones’s bullhorn.

28 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:29:24pm

re: #18 Charles

Had to turn on Beck’s show — he’s in the middle of an utterly incoherent rant tying together all the conspiracies in the world.

I’m surprised Alex Jones hasn’t tried to sue him.

29 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:30:34pm

re: #28 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m surprised Alex Jones hasn’t tried to sue him.

He stole the crazy ass ideas right out of my brain while I was sleeping!

30 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:31:49pm

re: #28 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m surprised Alex Jones hasn’t tried to sue him.

Too Jewish.
/

31 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:40:27pm

You know, I’ve always wanted to put a picture of Yahoo Serious on the LGF front page. Finally I had the chance.

32 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:41:25pm

Beck: socialists and communists and anarchists and Muslims are coming for you. Oh, and Nazis too.

We’re so doomed.

33 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:42:10pm

re: #32 Charles

Beck: socialists and communists and anarchists and Muslims are coming for you. Oh, and Nazis too.

We’re so doomed.

Oh, I’m shaking in my custom patent baby-seal leather boots./

34 Targetpractice  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:43:18pm

re: #32 Charles

Beck: socialists and communists and anarchists and Muslims are coming for you. Oh, and Nazis too.

We’re so doomed.

Why can’t it ever be beautiful, scantily-clad women who are coming for me?

/

35 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:43:55pm

Maybe we can get Beck on board with this idea.

36 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:44:33pm

Two of Glenn Beck’s fans discuss his leaving:

Youtube Video
37 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:45:27pm

I haven’t watched a full episode of Beck’s Comedy Hour in a long time. He really HAS lost every credible advertiser. It’s pathetic.

38 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:45:59pm

re: #32 Charles

Beck: socialists and communists and anarchists and Muslims are coming for you. Oh, and Nazis too.

We’re so doomed.

He just came back from watching Sucker Punch, didn’t he?

39 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:46:24pm

re: #37 Charles

I haven’t watched a full episode of Beck’s Comedy Hour in a long time. He really HAS lost every credible advertiser. It’s pathetic.

And yet, that fails to stop him from continuing to unload his truckfuls of crap.

40 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:46:51pm

re: #38 Slumbering Behemoth

He just came back from watching Sucker Punch, didn’t he?

I’m glad I dodged that bullet.

41 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:49:27pm

Murdoch must be really worried about Republican chances in 2012 if he’s getting rid of Beck right before the start of the general election campaign.

43 celticdragon  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:50:24pm

re: #32 Charles

Beck: socialists and communists and anarchists and Muslims are coming for you. Oh, and Nazis too.

We’re so doomed.

But where are the gay Nazi anarchist Muslims from inside the hollow Earth?

44 Targetpractice  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:50:58pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

Beck Suggests Soros Meeting, Unrest In North Africa, And Japan, NZ Earthquakes Aren’t “Isolated Incident[s]”

Alex Jones just called, he wants his schtick back.

45 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:51:29pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

Beck Suggests Soros Meeting, Unrest In North Africa, And Japan, NZ Earthquakes Aren’t “Isolated Incident[s]”

Yep, just watched that. It’s pretty obvious where he’s headed.

Antichrist.

End of the world.

Aieee!

46 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:51:55pm

re: #45 Charles

Yep, just watched that. It’s pretty obvious where he’s headed.

Antichrist.

End of the world.

Aieee!

Fuck, and I just bought a house.

47 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:52:21pm

re: #45 Charles

Yep, just watched that. It’s pretty obvious where he’s headed.

Antichrist.

End of the world.

Aieee!

Dammit, I picked a lousy time to bring my firstborn into the world, didn’t I.

48 Targetpractice  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:52:56pm

re: #45 Charles

Yep, just watched that. It’s pretty obvious where he’s headed.

Antichrist.

End of the world.

Aieee!


“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.”

/

49 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:52:59pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

Beck Suggests Soros Meeting, Unrest In North Africa, And Japan, NZ Earthquakes Aren’t “Isolated Incident[s]”

They all occurred on the same planet, so the connection should be obvious.
/

50 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:53:32pm

re: #41 darthstar

Murdoch must be really worried about Republican chances in 2012 if he’s getting rid of Beck right before the start of the general election campaign.

I doubt this is about Fox Cleaning up its act. Beck has burned out his audience. There’s only so much hype and fear most people can take. Also all of his predictions that the end is near, the dollar is collapsing, hyperinflation, etc have all been wrong. Eventually the audience figures out they’re being lied to. They’re just dumping him before his ratings start to get embarrassing and they’re just going to replace him with another nutty liar.

51 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:53:46pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

What a tease. I hate those kinds of cliffhangers.

52 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:54:00pm

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

53 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:54:02pm

re: #45 Charles

Yep, just watched that. It’s pretty obvious where he’s headed.

Antichrist.

End of the world.

Aieee!

Stan!

54 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:54:40pm

re: #52 Charles

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

Be right back, my bullshit detector just exploded.

55 Achilles Tang  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:55:24pm

re: #50 Killgore Trout

I doubt this is about Fox Cleaning up its act. Beck has burned out his audience. There’s only so much hype and fear most people can take. Also all of his predictions that the end is near, the dollar is collapsing, hyperinflation, etc have all been wrong. Eventually the audience figures out they’re being lied to. They’re just dumping him before his ratings start to get embarrassing and they’re just going to replace him with another nutty liar.

Want to bet he will still be a regular guest (expert) on O’Reilly and the other chumps?

56 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:55:57pm

Just compared himself to Paul Revere.

57 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:56:06pm

re: #50 Killgore Trout

They’re just dumping him before his ratings start to get embarrassing and they’re just going to replace him with another nutty liar.

Please let it be Alex Jones. pleasepleaseplease

58 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:57:09pm

re: #56 Charles

Just compared himself to Paul Revere.

Don’t mention this to him, but Paul Revere got caught.

59 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:57:12pm

F-18 Crashed at Lemoore.

60 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:57:43pm

re: #52 Charles

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

It was a calling, I’m sure…god spoke to him and said, “Glenn, it’s 32 million fucking dollars…don’t be an idiot!”

61 tigger2005  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:57:46pm

re: #46 darthstar

Fuck, and I just bought a house.

Rejoice! You’ll never have to pay if off.

62 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:58:08pm

re: #55 Naso Tang

Want to bet he will still be a regular guest (expert) on O’Reilly and the other chumps?

They’ll keep him around for a few guest appearances, maybe a special or two. I’m pretty sure they’re ending his contract early and are trading services and promotion instead of buying out his contract with cash.

63 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:58:12pm

re: #59 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

F-18 Crashed at Lemoore.

2 dead.

64 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:58:46pm

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 dead.

Shit.

65 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:59:03pm

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 dead.

Shit

66 tigger2005  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:59:20pm

re: #31 Charles

You know, I’ve always wanted to put a picture of Yahoo Serious on the LGF front page. Finally I had the chance.

Well, this was a stretch, Charles. Because I consider Yahoo Serious WAAAYYYYYYY more credible than Glenn Beck.

67 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:59:22pm

2 killed in California F/A-18 crash

Two crew members on a training flight were killed Wednesday when a U.S F/A-18 aircraft crashed near Naval Air Station Lemoore in central California, a U.S. Navy official said.

68 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 2:59:30pm

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 dead.

Ugh. Planes can be replaced; airmen, not so much.

69 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:00:12pm

re: #56 Charles

Just compared himself to Paul Revere.

This “Paul Revere”?

70 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:00:34pm

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 dead.

bummer
RIP people

71 reine.de.tout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:01:16pm

re: #52 Charles

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

Seriously?
As I recall, he was just about in tears on that first show (or maybe it was a pre-show interview), babbling on about how wonderful Fox was for letting him have his say.

72 tigger2005  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:02:06pm

re: #54 thedopefishlives

Be right back, my bullshit detector just exploded.

Did you go to buy another at the Wal-Mart?

73 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:02:17pm

re: #71 reine.de.tout

Seriously?
As I recall, he was just about in tears on that first show (or maybe it was a pre-show interview), babbling on about how wonderful Fox was for letting him have his say.

in two months it will be another story…typical make believe world

74 Achilles Tang  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:03:10pm

re: #62 Killgore Trout

They’ll keep him around for a few guest appearances, maybe a special or two. I’m pretty sure they’re ending his contract early and are trading services and promotion instead of buying out his contract with cash.

But I’m thinking that he still has a big enough audience to bring viewers to the likes of O’Reilly, without O’Reilly losing any (other than me). After all, Larry King was the flagship of CNN for years and was a total flake when it came to his frequent psychic guests, but it gave him viewers.

It’s a win win and Fox will give him plenty of free promotion in the future.

75 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:03:41pm

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 killed in California F/A-18 crash

probably kids by our numbers…so sad, I just hate that shit

76 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:04:15pm

re: #72 tigger2005

Did you go to buy another at the Wal-Mart?

Wal-Mart doesn’t stock those. They can’t get them within forty feet of their warehouses without them overloading.

77 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:04:29pm

re: #52 Charles

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

Really? What happened to his “100 year plan”.

Chalk up another one folks! Just like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck is a quitter!

78 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:04:42pm

Here’s a pretty detailed write up on the demise of Beck with Ailes quotes:

“We felt Glenn brought additional information, a unique perspective, a certain amount of passion and insight to the channel and he did,” Ailes said. “But that story of what’s going on and why America is in trouble today, I think he told that story as well as could be told. Whether you can just keep telling that story or not … we’re not so sure.”

[Link: hosted.ap.org…]

79 Political Atheist  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:05:06pm

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Oh no. people forget how dangerous training is.

80 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:05:15pm

re: #75 albusteve

probably kids by our numbers…so sad, I just hate that shit

They would be officers, figure early 20s at a minimum.

81 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:05:49pm

re: #80 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

They would be officers, figure early 20s at a minimum.

and fresh out of college, our best

82 Political Atheist  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:06:20pm

re: #71 reine.de.tout

I wonder what his old bosses at CNN are saying. LOL.
“glad we got rid of him when we did…”

83 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:06:21pm

re: #77 Gus 802

I doubt he’s actually quitting. I think they’re making it out to look mutually amicable so both parties can save face. Just speculating, though.

84 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:06:54pm

re: #78 Stanley Sea

Here’s a pretty detailed write up on the demise of Beck with Ailes quotes:

[Link: hosted.ap.org…]

in other words, old, boring and worn out
just say it Rog

85 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:06:56pm

re: #83 Slumbering Behemoth

I doubt he’s actually quitting. I think they’re making it out to look mutually amicable so both parties can save face. Just speculating, though.

Hey! Don’t ruin my narrative.

Glenn Beck is a quitter! Spread the word!

//

86 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:08:11pm

re: #83 Slumbering Behemoth

I doubt he’s actually quitting. I think they’re making it out to look mutually amicable so both parties can save face. Just speculating, though.

I agree. If they were “firing” him there’d be a shit storm of epic proportions coming their way via the nuts who worship Beck. I bet Beck is getting a tidy sum to walk away and not bad mouth Fox as well.

87 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:08:15pm

re: #85 Gus 802

Hey! Don’t ruin my narrative.

Glenn Beck is a quitter! Spread the word!

//

Well, he did quit drinking and using drugs. Or did he?

To the chalkboard!!!
/

88 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:08:42pm

re: #86 Dreggas

I agree. If they were “firing” him there’d be a shit storm of epic proportions coming their way via the nuts who worship Beck. I bet Beck is getting a tidy sum to walk away and not bad mouth Fox as well.

Until the check clears at least.

89 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:09:31pm

re: #87 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, he did quit drinking and using drugs. Or did he?

To the chalkboard!!!
/

OK What shall it be? Shall we use chalk on the chalkboard or shall we streak our fingernails across the chalkboard?

Screeeeeeech.

That’s the sound inside Beck’s head.

/

90 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:10:45pm

Tim Pawlenty on Dennis Miller’s radio show:
[Link: www.mediaite.com…]

“I think what happens now is that the intelligence folks come in and brief him in the morning and he’s looking for a pair of Depends and so I think he’s in over his head on a lot of levels and a lot of ways and that’s reflect in how he thrashes about and in some ways almost incoherently to these developing security situations.”

[Link: www.politico.com…]

Tim Pawlenty joked Tuesday that President Barack Obama needs to reach for the Depends before launching any drone strikes.
…
Pawlenty’s crack came during an appearance on Dennis Miller’s radio show, in which he slammed Obama for not being more “forward leaning and aggressive” on national security issues. The way Obama “thrashes about” shows that he’s “in over his head,” Pawlenty said.
91 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:12:01pm

re: #90 simoom

Tim Pawlenty on Dennis Miller’s radio show:
[Link: www.mediaite.com…]

[Link: www.politico.com…]

Classy. Now that’s some real presidential material there.

GOP fail number 1,347.

92 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:13:35pm

re: #91 Gus 802

Classy. Now that’s some real presidential material there.

GOP fail number 1,347.

on the contrary, he’s perfect…it’s a new paradigm out there, tap dancing and stand up comedy

93 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:14:17pm

re: #91 Gus 802

You obviously haven’t been keeping count for more than a few weeks.

94 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:14:18pm

re: #30 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Too Jewish.
/

Funny…[he] doesn’t look Druish…

95 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:14:49pm

re: #31 Charles

You know, I’ve always wanted to put a picture of Yahoo Serious on the LGF front page. Finally I had the chance.

It’s probably the most exposure he’s had in decades…

96 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:16:05pm

Glenn Beck going off the air, Republican governor support falling like a rock, laughable presidential candidates, etc. The right wing is already past their apex, and so soon. Who could have predicted such a thing?

Heh. Who indeed…

97 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:16:36pm

re: #52 Charles

He’s explaining the departure now.

He says he didn’t want to do the show in the first place.

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

98 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:17:48pm

It’s hilarious that Pawlenty would even say such a thing. If I remember correctly he and his administration practically fell apart because of the bridge collapse that happened in Minnesota. He’s another one like Jindal. All talk and no action.

99 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:17:58pm

re: #56 Charles

Just compared himself to Paul Revere.

Paul Revere should get out of the grave and haunt his ass for that…

100 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:18:48pm

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 killed in California F/A-18 crash

Bad news. Sorry to hear about that - condolences to the families.

101 blueraven  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:20:50pm

OT: Can anyone recommend an online site where I can order a nice gift basket: fruit, cheese, wine etc…that will ship fast and is good quality?

102 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:24:10pm

re: #101 blueraven

OT: Can anyone recommend an online site where I can order a nice gift basket: fruit, cheese, wine etc…that will ship fast and is good quality?

Amazon has a very nice selection. I just bought someone a gift basket from there myself.

103 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:24:11pm

re: #101 blueraven

OT: Can anyone recommend an online site where I can order a nice gift basket: fruit, cheese, wine etc…that will ship fast and is good quality?

Harry & David or Hickory Farms.

104 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:24:12pm

re: #101 blueraven

Try this link.

105 EdDantes  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:25:16pm

This the way Glenn Beck ends
not with a bang but a whimper

106 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:25:16pm

re: #96 prononymous

Glenn Beck going off the air, Republican governor support falling like a rock, laughable presidential candidates, etc. The right wing is already past their apex, and so soon. Who could have predicted such a thing?

Heh. Who indeed…

I also think the end of the Tea Party is a factor as well. They had a small and brief showing in Wisconsin followed by a rally in dc a few weeks ago that only 200 people showed up for. I don’t really expect the wingnuts to start soul searching until after the election. If the wingnuts go for a government shutdown it could cost them big. Their latest budget didn’t help things either.

107 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:26:22pm

Capitol Tea Party Rally, “Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut it down!”:
[Link: www.dailykos.com…]

Reminded me of this scene from Dark City :P

Youtube Video
108 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:27:08pm

re: #97 talon_262

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

Lemme add something to that:

*cough*BLOWJOB*cough*

/Animal House

109 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:31:01pm

re: #90 simoom

Great. Jesse Ventura on the left, Tim Pawlenty on the right. Poor Minnesota. At the rate we’re going, Glenn Beck will wind up being our next governor./

110 blueraven  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:31:06pm

re: #102 Charles

re: #103 EmmmieG

Thank you!

re: #104 Slumbering Behemoth

Gee, thanks…huh?

111 darthstar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:32:54pm

re: #109 thedopefishlives

Great. Jesse Ventura on the left, Tim Pawlenty on the right. Poor Minnesota. At the rate we’re going, Glenn Beck will wind up being our next governor./

You forgot Bachmann…yes, you’ve got one big circle-jerk of crazy up there.

112 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:32:55pm

Jay Leno goofs on the fake Geraldo firefight video….
[Link: www.hulu.com…]

113 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:32:58pm

re: #110 blueraven

Blame Jaunte. It’s his fault that I have that cheese in my arsenal of terrible music videos.

114 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:33:31pm

As “catholic” terror continues in NI, where is Peter King? Oh right, he thinks that it is okay.

Terrorists blew up a young constable, Ronan Kerr, on Saturday. And while the investigation continues and the police have to bury their colleague, there is little talk of it in American media and assholes like Kerr get away with supporting, philosophically if not financially, terrorism.

Thanks for keeping us in the loop Thanos.

115 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:33:32pm

re: #106 Killgore Trout

I also think the end of the Tea Party is a factor as well. They had a small and brief showing in Wisconsin followed by a rally in dc a few weeks ago that only 200 people showed up for. I don’t really expect the wingnuts to start soul searching until after the election. If the wingnuts go for a government shutdown it could cost them big. Their latest budget didn’t help things either.

as for the budget, both parties are equally responsible for their laughable clusterfuck…and a shutdown is basically meaningless except for it’s PR value…bunch of 2nd rate legislators

116 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:33:50pm

re: #111 darthstar

You forgot Bachmann…yes, you’ve got one big circle-jerk of crazy up there.

And Al What-the-Franken. Sigh.

117 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:34:06pm

re: #111 darthstar

You forgot Bachmann…yes, you’ve got one big circle-jerk of crazy up there.

and her star is rising…chew on that for real

118 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:36:18pm

re: #105 EdDantes

This the way Glenn Beck ends
not with a bang but a whimper

The universe will collapse in on itself into a fetal position.

119 TedStriker  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:36:22pm

re: #114 prononymous

As “catholic” terror continues in NI, where is Peter King? Oh right, he thinks that it is okay.

Terrorists blew up a young constable, Ronan Kerr, on Saturday. And while the investigation continues and the police have to bury their colleague, there is little talk of it in American media and assholes like Kerr get away with supporting, philosophically if not financially, terrorism.

Thanks for keeping us in the loop Thanos.

Don’t you mean King?

120 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:36:39pm

re: #115 albusteve

as for the budget, both parties are equally responsible for their laughable clusterfuck…and a shutdown is basically meaningless except for it’s PR value…bunch of 2nd rate legislators

I’m pretty sure the public is going to blame the Republicans for a budget shut down. Their proposed budget is horrible for the poor and the elderly. Their demands aren’t reasonable and it would be irresponsible for the Dems to accept them. The dems are far from perfect but the Republicans are charging over the cliff and it wouldn’t be wise for the rest of the country to follow them.

121 Ghost of a Dopefish  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:37:13pm

re: #118 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The universe will collapse in on itself into a fetal position.

We here at Milliway’s would like to thank you for your patronage. Don’t forget to leave a penny in your bank account!

122 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:38:30pm

re: #119 talon_262

Don’t you mean King?

Oops. Yes, I do.

I previewed it, even. PINMF :(

123 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:41:07pm

WTF, Brian Williams just did a 2 minute Trump/Birther segment with zero push-back against the conspiracy… He just let it hang there unchallenged on a national news broadcast…

124 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:42:02pm

re: #123 simoom

WTF, Brian Williams just did a 2 minute Trump/Birther segment with zero push-back against the conspiracy… He just let it hang there unchallenged on a national news broadcast…

Just asking question, voicing concerns…

125 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:44:08pm

re: #123 simoom

WTF, Brian Williams just did a 2 minute Trump/Birther segment with zero push-back against the conspiracy… He just let it hang there unchallenged on a national news broadcast…

What would be really hilarious is if this stuff gets really frothed up over the course of the election cycle. And then about oh say… October he whips the long form out and lets them suck on it for a bit.

126 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:44:31pm

History’s Hooligans: Three Bad Boys Driving Up Museum Visits

There is no denying that some historical figures have been so completely awesome that modern “celebrities” can’t begin to touch them. Art student Jenny Burrows and copywriter Matt Kappler put together a hilarious and unquestionably awesome fictional ad campaign showcasing some of these historical badasses.

127 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:45:53pm

re: #124 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

He seemed to mainly be plugging an upcoming Today Show Trump interview, but in any case, it was wildly irresponsible to not do the typical Birther story close of, “President Obama was born in Hawaii and is a United States citizen.”

128 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:49:01pm

re: #125 prononymous

October he whips the long form out and lets them suck on it for a bit.

When a Birth Certificate is requested. Hawaii doesn’t currently offer anything besides what the President has already released to the public.

129 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:52:28pm

re: #128 simoom

When a Birth Certificate is requested. Hawaii doesn’t currently offer anything besides what the President has already released to the public.

Yeah, I know. It would make a great October surprise if Abercrombie could find a way to make it happen though.

130 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:54:32pm

re: #120 Killgore Trout

I’m pretty sure the public is going to blame the Republicans for a budget shut down. Their proposed budget is horrible for the poor and the elderly. Their demands aren’t reasonable and it would be irresponsible for the Dems to accept them. The dems are far from perfect but the Republicans are charging over the cliff and it wouldn’t be wise for the rest of the country to follow them.

true enough, but perception goes to whoever wins the public relations fight

131 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:56:51pm

re: #120 Killgore Trout

I’m pretty sure the public is going to blame the Republicans for a budget shut down

Only IF the Dems can come out with a proposal of their own, anything other than “Ryans bill will starve old people”. Until then the “blame” will be seen as 50/50 at best for them

132 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:57:27pm

speaking of Catholic terror….the front page of the ABQ Journal has the NM archbishop proclaiming that unmarried couples living together are committing “mortal sin” and may not receive communion…so what happens when you do not receive communion?

133 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:57:57pm

Ggeeez Louise ,,,

I HATE doing restorals for our fiber department!!

Poor planning on their end does NOT equate to an emergency on my end!

134 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:58:23pm

BBIAB

135 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:58:55pm

re: #101 blueraven

OT: Can anyone recommend an online site where I can order a nice gift basket: fruit, cheese, wine etc…that will ship fast and is good quality?

harry and david.

136 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 3:59:59pm

re: #135 zora

harry and david.

ditto

137 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:00:44pm

re: #132 albusteve

speaking of Catholic terror…the front page of the ABQ Journal has the NM archbishop proclaiming that unmarried couples living together are committing “mortal sin” and may not receive communion…so what happens when you do not receive communion?

You tell they archbishop to piss off.

138 simoom  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:01:24pm

re: #128 simoom

Just sourcing this real quick for future reference:
[Link: archives.starbulletin.com…]

[Hawaii Department of Health Spokeswoman Janice] Okubo explained that the Health Department went paperless in 2001.

“At that time, all information for births from 1908 (on) was put into electronic files for consistent reporting,” she said.

Information about births is transferred electronically from hospitals to the department.

“The electronic record of the birth is what (the Health Department) now keeps on file in order to provide same-day certified copies at our help window for most requests,” Okubo said.

Asked for more information about the short-form versus long-form birth documents, Okubo said the Health Department “does not have a short-form or long-form certificate.”

“The birth certificate form has been modified over the years and decades to conform to national standards and models,” she said.

Okubo also emphasized the certification form “contains all the information needed by all federal government agencies for transactions requiring a birth certificate.”

She added that the U.S. Supreme Court has recognized the state’s current certification of live birth “as an official birth certificate meeting all federal and other requirements.”

The issue of what constitutes an official Hawaii birth certificate received national attention during last year’s presidential campaign. Those who doubted Barack Obama’s American citizenship called the copy of the Hawaii birth document posted on his campaign Web site a fake.

Asked about that document, Okubo said, “This is the same certified copy everyone receives when they request a birth certificate.”

139 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:01:32pm

re: #137 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You tell they archbishop to piss off.

English your 2nd language!?!?!

//

140 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:02:48pm

re: #138 simoom

Just sourcing this real quick for future reference:
[Link: archives.starbulletin.com…]


they’re all in on it

141 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:06:05pm

I had to look up ‘Catholic communion’….
no comment

142 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:06:49pm

[Link: crooksandliars.com…]

Glenn Beck predicts imminent revolutionary violence from the Left this summer — just like he did in 2010. And in 2009.


Glenn Beck devoted his show yesterday to predicting another “summer of rage” from the oh-so-violence-prone American Left:

BECK: America, I want to warn you, this is the summer of revolution. Things are going to get worse, and I believe May is going to play a huge role, as will September. [draws breath] Oh, did I say something that I shouldn’t have, socialists and communists? Yes, we’re listening and we’re reading, sometimes right over your shoulder, and you don’t know it.

Funny thing — that’s just what he predicted would happen last summer too! From June 2010:

BECK: America, these guys joined with these guys — the politicians joined with the revolutionaries so they could gain power. Now it is time to break apart — because the summer of rage is about to begin.

And another funny thing: He predicted the same thing in 2009 too:

BECK: Now here is the One Thing that everybody seems to be missing: The extreme Left is actively calling for violence! As world economies go down the tank and unemployment continues to rise, disenfranchised people are set to explode

.

143 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:07:14pm

re: #140 albusteve

they’re all in on it

aren’t you?

144 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:12:39pm

heh

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT

Calendar for July 2011 (United States)

July

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat

1 2

3 4 5 6 7 8 9

10 11 12 13 14 15 16

17 18 19 20 21 22 23

24 25 26 27 28 29 30

31
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years


Walter, Steve and I were all here for the last one!!

145 jaunte  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:12:44pm

re: #113 Slumbering Behemoth

Blame Jaunte. It’s his fault that I have that cheese in my arsenal of terrible music videos.

Needs more dinosaur bell.

146 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:12:45pm

re: #139 sattv4u2

English your 2nd language!?!?!

//

Bad english is my first language.

147 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:13:12pm

re: #146 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Bad english is my first language.

Sad thing is, I understand it!

148 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:13:29pm

I detest politics.

149 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:14:08pm

re: #148 Ojoe

I detest politics.

I used to hate okra.

150 jaunte  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:14:10pm

re: #148 Ojoe

With humans, it’s sort of inescapable.

151 Tigger2005  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:14:18pm

re: #142 zora

[Link: crooksandliars.com…]

Glenn Beck predicts imminent revolutionary violence from the Left this summer — just like he did in 2010. And in 2009.

.

And for Glenn Beck’s fans, including Tea Party politicians, the way to prevent disenfranchised people from exploding in violence is apparently to disenfranchise them even more.

152 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:14:19pm

re: #143 sattv4u2

aren’t you?

I don’t give a rats ass where or when he was born, or even if he’s a closet Muslim…just don’t care

153 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:15:00pm

re: #149 sattv4u2

I used to hate okra.

Up until about 9 years ago, I hated mustard.

154 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:15:25pm

re: #148 Ojoe

I detest politics.

I only detest the politicians, they ruin all the fun

155 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:16:30pm

re: #154 albusteve

I only detest the politicians, they ruin all the fun

Its kind of like religion. I love God, but his fan club is nothing but assholes.

156 HoosierHoops  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:16:42pm

re: #148 Ojoe

I detest politics.

Join the Whig Party.. They have no impact on politics
//

157 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:17:52pm

re: #155 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its kind of like religion. I love God, but his fan club is nothing but assholes.

I deny you communion!

158 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:18:55pm

re: #153 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Up until about 9 years ago, I hated mustard.

Gouldenist!

159 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:19:46pm

re: #157 albusteve

Who made you Pope?
//kinda

160 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:20:52pm

re: #157 albusteve

I deny you communion!

I’LL GO AND MAKE MY OWN CHURCH… WITH STRIPPERS AND BLACKJACK!

161 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:21:45pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Jello wrestling too?

162 Kragar  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:23:05pm

re: #161 Floral Giraffe

Jello wrestling too?

Fridays, after bingo.

163 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:23:22pm

re: #159 Floral Giraffe

Who made you Pope?
//kinda

Too much coffee today made me poop, does that count!?!?!

164 HoosierHoops  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:23:27pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’LL GO AND MAKE MY OWN CHURCH… WITH STRIPPERS AND BLACKJACK!

I thought those churches were already in Vegas
/Just rumor though..What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

165 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:24:02pm

re: #164 HoosierHoops

I thought those churches were already in Vegas
/Just rumor though..What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Hey ,,, you get out of your funk? (I hope I hope I hope!!)

166 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:24:29pm

re: #163 sattv4u2

TMI.

167 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:24:36pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’LL GO AND MAKE MY OWN CHURCH… WITH STRIPPERS AND BLACKJACK!

[Link: wonkette.com…]

‘Pole Dancing For Jesus’ Is New Texas Fad, According To Local News

168 anonymous gun expert  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:25:55pm

re: #50 Killgore Trout

I doubt this is about Fox Cleaning up its act. Beck has burned out his audience. There’s only so much hype and fear most people can take. Also all of his predictions that the end is near, the dollar is collapsing, hyperinflation, etc have all been wrong. Eventually the audience figures out they’re being lied to. They’re just dumping him before his ratings start to get embarrassing and they’re just going to replace him with another nutty liar.

I’m willing to bet that in six months Beck’s replacement will be as crazy as he is.

169 engineer cat  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:26:09pm

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

wouldn’t it be nice if that were really true?

by law?

170 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:26:14pm

re: #152 albusteve

I don’t give a rats ass where or when he was born, or even if he’s a closet Muslim…just don’t care

I don’t either

I recall having long debates here with RealWest telling him IF the Dems hadn’t vetted him (Obama) fully and there was something amiss about his constitutional qualifications the Dem party would have been decimated for decades to come

171 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:26:46pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’LL GO AND MAKE MY OWN CHURCH… WITH STRIPPERS AND BLACKJACK!

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

172 HoosierHoops  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:26:50pm

re: #165 sattv4u2

Hey ,,, you get out of your funk? (I hope I hope I hope!!)

Thanks..Work is very stressful right now..I think I got an ulcer..I need to buy a cow to save on milk costs

174 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:27:52pm

re: #173 Stanley Sea

Cute new avatar!

175 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:28:26pm

re: #174 Floral Giraffe

Cute new avatar!

Why thank you! Proud member of the Uterati.

176 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:30:06pm

re: #175 Stanley Sea

Why thank you! Proud member of the Uterati.

Me too! Funny phrase, I liked Alouette’s Jewterati too!

177 Romantic Heretic  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:30:16pm

I’ve got the perfect replacement for Beck.

Youtube Video
178 engineer cat  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:30:23pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

it was a lot more like that in the early church

179 Political Atheist  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:30:57pm

re: #175 Stanley Sea

Why thank you! Proud member of the Uterati.

Okay I had to look that one up.

180 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:31:11pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

{burp}

181 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:31:58pm

re: #175 Stanley Sea

Why thank you! Proud member of the Uterati.

Is that your uterus on a bike?!?

It is cute!

182 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:32:01pm

re: #179 Rightwingconspirator

LOL!

183 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:32:53pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

Or at least some loaves and some fishes…

184 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:33:48pm

re: #179 Rightwingconspirator

Okay I had to look that one up.

‘The Uterati’ strikes back: Group responds to news that Dem shushed for saying uterus

[Link: www.tampabay.com…]

We tried over the weekend damn hard to get #uterus trending on twitter.

185 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:07pm

re: #180 sattv4u2

{burp}

Bless you.

186 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:09pm

re: #181 wrenchwench

Is that your uterus on a bike?!?

It is cute!

Yep! Darth was proud that we are green!

187 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:24pm

re: #172 HoosierHoops

Thanks..Work is very stressful right now..I think I got an ulcer..I need to buy a cow to save on milk costs

See a doc if you really think so. They treat ulcers with antibiotics, if I recall correctly.

{{Hoops}}

188 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:34pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

The “ritual” can’t be too long

Football starts at noon on Sundays!

189 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:50pm

re: #183 wrenchwench

Or at least some loaves and some fishes…

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

190 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:34:57pm

re: #185 Killgore Trout

Bless you.

{hic}

191 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:35:09pm

re: #186 Stanley Sea

Yep! Darth was proud that we are green!

A green uterus?

You should also see a doc….

192 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:36:02pm

[Link: www.theatlanticwire.com…]

The Glenn Beck Era Is Over: His Looniest Moments at Fox News

glenn beck’s greatest hits. i did not actually watch these. only read the captions.

193 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:36:29pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

I wish I did—that would be very nutritious. I can barely choke ‘em down with crackers and cream cheese.

194 engineer cat  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:36:32pm

coming from a reform jewish religious background, i was sent to an episcopal school when i was 13 (it was the cheapest private school in nyc)

i wasn’t really prepared for what i saw the first time i attended a communion service

195 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:37:16pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

Sorta like me with anchovies on pizza

Over half the pizza joints around Atlanta don’t even offer them as a topping

196 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:37:16pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

Nope, you are not. I was raised on them.

197 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:37:17pm

re: #188 sattv4u2

The “ritual” can’t be too long

Football starts at noon on Sundays!

My think is the ritual should be sort of long. people are so wound upp and rushing around, a relaxed and calm moment without worrying about time can be very spiritual, Very few people can appreciate a moment anymore. There’s no reason to not have a tv around for the game.

198 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:03pm

re: #191 wrenchwench

Youtube Video
199 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:10pm

A nice page: Hardball: Cutting the arts?

200 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:23pm

Sardines are named after the Island of Sardinia, where they speak Sardo.

201 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:29pm

re: #196 Stanley Sea

Nope, you are not. I was raised on them.

you were raised on a sardine farm??

I did not know that!

202 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:41pm

You ever have a day where nothing significantly bad happens and nothing significantly good happens but you feel you really need a drink anyway?

203 zora  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:43pm

re: #194 engineer dog

coming from a reform jewish religious background, i was sent to an episcopal school when i was 13 (it was the cheapest private school in nyc)

i wasn’t really prepared for what i saw the first time i attended a communion service

is it episcopalians that only use one cup for everyone?

204 PT Barnum  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:38:50pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

Nope..I get a hankerin for one once in a while too. Especially if I can load it down with hotsauce.

205 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:39:31pm

re: #197 Killgore Trout

My think is the ritual should be sort of long. people are so wound upp and rushing around, a relaxed and calm moment without worrying about time can be very spiritual, Very few people can appreciate a moment anymore. There’s no reason to not have a tv around for the game.

Thats why my Mens Club meetings are on Monday nights

6:30 , dinner
7:30 , Meeting

1 minute before kickoff ,, MEETING ADJOURNED !

206 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:39:53pm

re: #204 PT Barnum

Nope..I get a hankerin for one once in a while too. Especially if I can load it down with hotsauce.

I like mustard and dill.

207 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:39:56pm

re: #202 b_sharp

You ever have a day where nothing significantly bad happens and nothing significantly good happens but you feel you really need a drink anyway?

Every day that ends in a “Y”

Why?

208 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:10pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

And some distilled stuff too.

(Where there’s 4 Catholics, there’s a fifth.)

209 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:15pm

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

I prefer fish tacos. Both kinds!

210 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:20pm

re: #196 Stanley Sea

Nope, you are not. I was raised on them.

I know a good psychologist you can talk to…

211 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:27pm

re: #206 Killgore Trout

I like mustard and dill.

Onion, salt & pepper. Basic here.

212 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:40pm

Oh come on!

213 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:42pm

re: #198 Floral Giraffe

[Video]

That’s my third favorite Sesame Street song.

214 engineer cat  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:47pm

re: #203 zora

is it episcopalians that only use one cup for everyone?

they were very high church episcopalians, and the chalice was pretty fancy

no grape juice or dixie cups for them

215 PT Barnum  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:40:57pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

Onion, salt & pepper. Basic here.

in mustard or oil?

216 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:41:36pm

re: #215 PT Barnum

in mustard or oil?

Oil. I don’t know the other ways!!

217 Political Atheist  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:42:56pm

re: #202 b_sharp

Yup. Often Monday is like that.

218 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:43:22pm

re: #207 sattv4u2

Every day that ends in a “Y”

Why?

I don’t usually feel like drinking. I down maybe 18 beer and a dozen ounces of liquor in a typical year . Today I feel like getting severely pissed.

219 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:43:38pm

LOL Curious Lurker! Lurking away!

“don’t yuck my yum!”

220 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:44:14pm

re: #219 Stanley Sea

LOL Curious Lurker! Lurking away!

“don’t yuck my yum!”

Que??

221 wrenchwench  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:44:15pm

This just in from Twitter:

@CuriousLurker
Sardine sandwiches, people?? *gag* #LGF
222 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:44:33pm

re: #212 Stanley Sea

Oh come on!

Where you going?

223 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:44:42pm

re: #221 wrenchwench

This just in from Twitter:

oh!

Someone needs to get a hobby!

224 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:45:24pm

re: #221 wrenchwench

This just in from Twitter:

I agree with her.

225 Skeetghazi  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:48:08pm

Don’t you love that saying

Don’t yuck my yum

I heard this great story on the evil NPR awhile ago where some Dad told the story of his kid replying to him about the broccoli in ketchup event.

226 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:49:48pm

re: #225 Stanley Sea

My sister’s FIL is married to a woman named “Yum”.
Makes me laugh, every time I hear her name.

227 b_sharp  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:53:45pm

re: #226 Floral Giraffe

My sister’s FIL is married to a woman named “Yum”.
Makes me laugh, every time I hear her name.

I’ll bet your sister’s FIL says ‘yum’ a lot during sex.

228 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:55:07pm

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

229 albusteve  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 4:56:43pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

I’ve thought for a long time that Catholics should update communion from a ritual meal to a light snack. Wine, bread, cheese, fruit, cold cuts, etc communally shared on a lazy Sunday. It would be more fulfilling on so many different levels.

LOL
toss in some Sabbath football…my kinda guy

230 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 6:07:35pm

re: #227 b_sharp

I’ll bet your sister’s FIL says ‘yum’ a lot during sex.

ROFL

231 Randall Gross  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 8:10:45pm

Oh c’mon folks! Don’t make me pull out the blackboard! CAN’T you SEE what’s GOING ON?!?!

Beck is Trump’s VP pick…


////

232 Gus  Wed, Apr 6, 2011 8:18:54pm

Image: glennbeckserious.jpg

233 leftynyc  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:06:59am

re: #12 sattv4u2

Sad thing is, he’d still get better ratings than the MS/NBC stable!

// (is he, or isn’tr he!?!?)

And we all know ratings equals quality.

234 leftynyc  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 7:24:46am

re: #189 Killgore Trout

I’m probably the only person under 80 who loves sardine sandwiches.

Not so much. My mom (70), my twin (50) and my best friend (49) all would kill for sardines on a bagel. Especially the ones packed in tomato sauce. Me? Blech.

235 changomo  Thu, Apr 7, 2011 12:19:58pm

It’s about time, Glen Beck is horrible.


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