Here’s the video of President Obama’s speech at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, with some pretty funny jabs at Donald Trump and Fox News.
Youtube VideoSaturday Night Live’s Seth Meyers also landed a few punches on The Donald.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 10:50:27am |
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT, DEMOCRATS
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 10:50:59am |
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PhillyPretzel Sun, May 1, 2011 10:53:22am |
I remember reading somwhere that a close relative or friend described Trump as a blue collar guy with a big bankroll.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Sun, May 1, 2011 10:53:27am |
He’s got a pretty good delivery. I think Obama is delighted that Trump is the GOP’s newest star. It shows the paucity of intellectual and moral merit in the GOP at the moment.
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albusteve Sun, May 1, 2011 10:55:47am |
re: #5 Obdicut
He’s got a pretty good delivery. I think Obama is delighted that Trump is the GOP’s newest star. It shows the paucity of intellectual and moral merit in the GOP at the moment.
except those very people on the right really dig him…so it’s sort of a wash
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 10:56:07am |
re: #3 brookly red
Prime? as in first? ;)
well, actually no
Alpha Trion, one of the first 13, gave him the matrix of leadership IIRC, but yes, he is the #1 ranking autobot, at least until he was delivered a mortal wound in the (cartoon) movie by Megatron
then it went to Ultra Magnus, who was weak sauce, then Magnus was blown to shit by Scourge and his Sweeps on the planet of junk, the matrix was stolen by Galvatron, then recovered by Hot Rod in the bowels of Unicron. Hot Rod was revealed to be the actual successor, he became Rodimus Prime, and the prophecy came true, Unicron was destroyed, new era of autobot peace
at least until the gen 3 series started
Fuck man! do you know ANYTHING about politics?
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 10:57:42am |
re: #7 WindUpBird
It makes me deeply happy to know that you didn’t have to wiki that at all, and just knew it :D
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 10:57:46am |
re: #7 WindUpBird
well, actually no
Alpha Trion, one of the first 13, gave him the matrix of leadership IIRC, but yes, he is the #1 ranking autobot, at least until he was delivered a mortal wound in the (cartoon) movie by Megatron
then it went to Ultra Magnus, who was weak sauce, then Magnus was blown to shit by Scourge and his Sweeps on the planet of junk, the matrix was stolen by Galvatron, then recovered by Hot Rod in the bowels of Unicron. Hot Rod was revealed to be the actual successor, he became Rodimus Prime, and the prophecy came true, Unicron was destroyed, new era of autobot peace
at least until the gen 3 series started
Fuck man! do you know ANYTHING about politics?
only that it smells bad…
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 10:58:12am |
re: #7 WindUpBird
well, actually no
Alpha Trion, one of the first 13, gave him the matrix of leadership IIRC, but yes, he is the #1 ranking autobot, at least until he was delivered a mortal wound in the (cartoon) movie by Megatron
then it went to Ultra Magnus, who was weak sauce, then Magnus was blown to shit by Scourge and his Sweeps on the planet of junk, the matrix was stolen by Galvatron, then recovered by Hot Rod in the bowels of Unicron. Hot Rod was revealed to be the actual successor, he became Rodimus Prime, and the prophecy came true, Unicron was destroyed, new era of autobot peace
at least until the gen 3 series started
Fuck man! do you know ANYTHING about politics?
Ah, the memories.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 10:58:47am |
re: #8 windsagio
It makes me deeply happy to know that you didn’t have to wiki that at all, and just knew it :D
please!
Tell Grimlock about Petrorabbits again!
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 10:59:13am |
re: #10 Varek Raith
Every time I see a Decepticon, Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we gonna start busting Decpti-chops?
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 10:59:19am |
re: #6 albusteve
except those very people on the right really dig him…so it’s sort of a wash
The thing is, those people weren’t gonna vote for him anyways. He’d a million times love to run against a Trump or a Palin than a Romney…
The best thing is that he doesn’t have to be underhanded. The more he makes fun of Trump, the more the nutbars will love him. It’s win-win.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:00:16am |
re: #8 windsagio
I did have to confirm Alpha Trion, it’s been 14 years since I’ve seen that episode
(but I was exactly right)
Also, i can’t remember the other female autobots besides Arcee, they only appear on that one cybertron ep
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 11:00:33am |
re: #11 WindUpBird
The only thing I remember well from the movie to be honest are the way Snarl’s eyes pop out when he gets smasht by something.
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Killgore Trout Sun, May 1, 2011 11:00:38am |
Although there are some weak attempts by the wingnuts to spin this as some sort of perverted victory for Trump I think it’s going to hurt him. It’s like those videos of bullies getting their ass kicked. The wingnuts are probably going to realize what a weak joke their candidate is and start to look elsewhere.
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 11:01:26am |
re: #14 WindUpBird
Nobody cares about any of the others anyways :p
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Killgore Trout Sun, May 1, 2011 11:02:01am |
This wouldn’t have been so bad if Trump had at least pretended to laugh along. He came off looking weak, pathetic and hurt.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:02:40am |
re: #15 windsagio
The only thing I remember well from the movie to be honest are the way Snarl’s eyes pop out when he gets smasht by something.
hahaha
You get ship if I get trip!
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:03:54am |
re: #18 Killgore Trout
it’s so satisfying
I don’t care how much money the guy has, the look on his face was priceless
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Charles Johnson Sun, May 1, 2011 11:04:41am |
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:05:10am |
re: #21 Charles
awesome, I gotta see this
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BongCrodny Sun, May 1, 2011 11:05:13am |
re: #7 WindUpBird
Rodimus Prime
It would be impossible to come up with a better stage name for porno than Rodimus Prime.
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 11:05:35am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
I’m not willing to give her the hits, but… does she think his father is somebody else (not black?!), or that his mother is somebody else, or that they weren’t married? >>
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HappyWarrior Sun, May 1, 2011 11:05:42am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
Hahahahahhaa
I’m sorry
but
hahhhahahaha
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:06:34am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
I am reasonably sure that there is nothing in the Constitution that says that a child born out of wedlock cannot be President. Does Pam really mean to suggest that Alexander Hamilton could not have served?
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Charles Johnson Sun, May 1, 2011 11:06:42am |
Quote:
There is no way that the founders of this great nation intended for an illegitimate child of a foreign bigamist to attain the highest, most powerful position in the new land.
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 11:07:38am |
re: #29 Charles
Lol, damn.
Down the Rabbit hole! (or in this case the rabbit hole in the rabbit hole in the rabbit hole!)
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researchok Sun, May 1, 2011 11:07:41am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
Any pathology left untreated, escalates.
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Winny Spencer Sun, May 1, 2011 11:08:41am |
She’s part of that “Born a brit - not legit”-crowd.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:09:19am |
re: #23 BongCrodny
It would be impossible to come up with a better stage name for porno than Rodimus Prime.
hahahaha so true
and they literally say ARISE, RODIMUS PRIME
it’s great because he’s like a hot rod camper, it’s the most ludicrous vehicle
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:09:36am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
There’s a chart.
.
.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:10:13am |
re: #32 Winny Spencer
She’s part of that “Born a brit - not legit”-crowd.
Someone gotta put a bicycle helmet on that lady before she hurts herself
get her a drool bib, pronto!
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:10:39am |
re: #24 windsagio
I’m not willing to give her the hits, but… does she think his father is somebody else (not black?!), or that his mother is somebody else, or that they weren’t married? >>
To briefly sum up—because why should I suffer alone—she believes that they weren’t legally married, either because he was already married to a woman in Kenya, or for some other incredibly complicated reasons I can’t entirely follow.
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BongCrodny Sun, May 1, 2011 11:11:10am |
I understand that someone would have to have a pretty healthy ego to run for President.
I just get the feeling that with Trump it’s *all* ego. If you were looking at the ingredients label it would read “Contents: 100% ego.”
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:11:17am |
re: #34 SanFranciscoZionist
I am LOVING THIS
it’s full on Time Cube!
Dumb ass educators fear
me and hide from debate.
They are paid to teach a propaganda book - not
Cube Truth - for which
they would be fired. Evil
teachers betray students,
as ONE is a Death Value.
Cube 4x4 voids 1 & God.
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windsagio Sun, May 1, 2011 11:11:19am |
re: #36 SanFranciscoZionist
That is such weak sauce.
She needs to throw off the shackles of this reality if she wishes to truly soar with the eagles!
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:11:21am |
/OK guys I got an idea! don’t toss all those “wheres the birth certificate” bumperstickers… we can get some red marker pens, cross out birth & write in marriage! If we raise the price 50 cents we could break even.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:12:13am |
re: #38 WindUpBird
Best Gene Ray quote ever
JESUS RETURNS TO EARTH, I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE BASTARD MYSELF.
apparently he shows up at universities with a globe encased in a lucite cube and demands to see various profs
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lockjawcanbefun Sun, May 1, 2011 11:13:43am |
When I got up today, of all the things I thought I’d see, Barack Obama coming out to Hulk Hogan’s theme was not exactly high on my list.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:13:57am |
re: #29 Charles
Quote:
What a bitch! Sorry, but America is about YOU. Not who your mom and dad were, not whether you’re illegitimate, or sufficiently highborn, or what have you. An American stands on his own two feet. If missing a foot, he stands on one. If both are missing, he sits on his own ass, and his own merits.
WTF with this ‘the founders would have been mean to the bastard’? Benjamin Franklin had a bunch of sons out of wedlock. Does Pam think that Benjamin Franklin’s boys wouldn’t have been good enough to be President? One of them served as Royal Governor, but he wouldn’t have been good enough for the new Democracy?
Codswallop.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:14:40am |
re: #40 brookly red
/OK guys I got an idea! don’t toss all those “wheres the birth certificate” bumperstickers… we can get some red marker pens, cross out birth & write in marriage! If we raise the price 50 cents we could break even.
BRILLIANT!!!
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:14:44am |
re: #39 windsagio
That is such weak sauce.
She needs to throw off the shackles of this reality if she wishes to truly soar with the eagles!
ahahahahahahah
Fly, Pam! Fly into the Cloud City! Go hang out with Henry Cabot Lodge’s ghost and A.I. Ronald Reagan. “HELLO? I CAN SEE MY OWN BRAIN. WHERE ARE MY GOLF CLUBS? WHERE’S MY BODY? MALFUNCTION M-M-M-MALFUNCTION. N-N-NANCY?”
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BongCrodny Sun, May 1, 2011 11:14:56am |
re: #43 Gus 802
Wow. She’s lost her mind.
To be fair to Pam, you could write that about her every week.
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Charles Johnson Sun, May 1, 2011 11:15:09am |
Obama was born in Hawaii, a US state. That’s the end of this discussion. He’s a natural born citizen by the legal definition, even if you grant all these crazy accusations about his father. (Which I don’t.)
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Gus Sun, May 1, 2011 11:15:28am |
Don’t forget last week I predicted that they might claim that Obama isn’t really the “real” Obama and is the “swapped child” they got from Hawaii. The real Obama “still being in Kenya” or something.
Crazy.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:15:33am |
re: #43 Gus 802
Wow. She’s lost her mind.
hahahahahaha yeah dude, she JUST lost it.
like before, she was making perfect sense
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Ericus58 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:15:46am |
re: #44 lockjawcanbefun
When I got up today, of all the things I thought I’d see, Barack Obama coming out to Hulk Hogan’s theme was not exactly high on my list.
You’re thinking it should have been Goldberg’s march out song instead, huh?
ba-zinga!
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:15:58am |
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:16:20am |
re: #50 Gus 802
There’s two Obamas!
Holy shit! They switch off! Like the magic act in the [redacted] no spoilers, but that movie. :D
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:16:42am |
re: #53 brookly red
I am a market solutions kinda guy…
So am I!
I market myself ^_^
clearly I’m an expert, it worked
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:17:37am |
re: #44 lockjawcanbefun
When I got up today, of all the things I thought I’d see, Barack Obama coming out to Hulk Hogan’s theme was not exactly high on my list.
WAS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT?
THE BEST SHIT
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Gus Sun, May 1, 2011 11:17:38am |
re: #51 WindUpBird
hahahahahaha yeah dude, she JUST lost it.
like before, she was making perfect sense
Yeah but before she was just latching onto existing conspiracy theories not of her own invention. Now, Geller has expanded to start creating her own conspiracies. This is a new leap for her. Her mental illness is worsening IMO.
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:17:59am |
re: #55 WindUpBird
So am I!
I market myself ^_^
clearly I’m an expert, it worked
might I recommend some product “placement” ;)
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mr.fusion Sun, May 1, 2011 11:18:14am |
re: #29 Charles
Quote:
There is no way that the founders of this great nation intended for an illegitimate child of a foreign bigamist to attain the highest, most powerful position in the new land.
Holy crap man…….that’s absolutely insane. The right really has lost their shit over the nirth certificate
This stuff really wouldn’t bug me so much if the right wing and FOX didn’t treat her like some sort of credible reliable commentator.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:18:23am |
re: #50 Gus 802
Don’t forget last week I predicted that they might claim that Obama isn’t really the “real” Obama and is the “swapped child” they got from Hawaii. The real Obama “still being in Kenya” or something.
Crazy.
Which leads me to my next question: “Why?”
Also, “How much do I care? If the one who’s in office is the son of a U.S. citizen, I don’t really care where the other one is, or what he’s doing there.”
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:18:23am |
re: #56 HappyWarrior
I can’t wait for what she suggests next.
The other Obama is actually Screech from Saved By The Bell
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:18:49am |
re: #59 brookly red
might I recommend some product “placement” ;)
dude, i got more work than I can handle :D
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:19:25am |
re: #58 Gus 802
Yeah but before she was just latching onto existing conspiracy theories not of her own invention. Now, Geller has expanded to start creating her own conspiracies. This is a new leap for her. Her mental illness is worsening IMO.
There’s probably a technical term for this, but the problem is that she’s being lavishly rewarded for pathological behavior.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:19:41am |
re: #58 Gus 802
whatever flavor of crazy it is, it tastes like cheesecake
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:19:51am |
He certainly made The Donald look very, very, small.
Why was it that the President had to call him out, and not the press?
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:20:03am |
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Gus Sun, May 1, 2011 11:20:14am |
re: #65 WindUpBird
whatever flavor of crazy it is, it tastes like cheesecake
You sure your didn’t mean meatcake?
Carlin.
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moderatelyradicalliberal Sun, May 1, 2011 11:20:29am |
You guys remember that fly Obama swatted with his bare hand during an interview? That’s what just happened to Trump and then Seth stomped on the already dead fly for good measure.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:20:30am |
re: #64 SanFranciscoZionist
There’s probably a technical term for this, but the problem is that she’s being lavishly rewarded for pathological behavior.
like any rock star!
I was at a NIN show were Reznor hurled a mic stand with no warning at his own keyboard player, knocked him flat on his ass
I am used to this shit :D
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:20:58am |
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:21:09am |
re: #66 HAL2010
He certainly made The Donald look very, very, small.
Why was it that the President had to call him out, and not the press?
because the press is no more the press than Enron is the press
it’s just infotainment and graft for talking heads, they lobby to get on those shows, you know!
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:21:47am |
re: #72 WindUpBird
because the press is no more the press than Enron is the press
it’s just infotainment and graft for talking heads, they lobby to get on those shows, you know!
It’s ridiculous. Could someone please stand up and do their freaking job?
Just this once, please?
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:21:57am |
re: #71 HAL2010
But I like cheesecake!
YEAH!
I love watching that lady shit herself into a coma with her blog
every day brings prismatic glories, a rainbow of fruit flavors
Skittles for the mind
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:22:06am |
re: #70 WindUpBird
like any rock star!
I was at a NIN show were Reznor hurled a mic stand with no warning at his own keyboard player, knocked him flat on his ass
I am used to this shit :D
Yes, but…how can I say this…Nine Inch Nails has some purpose in existing. They are not damaging the civil discourse of the United States each and every day. Also, they play good music.
Pam is just insane. Also, malevolent.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:22:27am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:23:08am |
re: #74 WindUpBird
YEAH!
I love watching that lady shit herself into a coma with her blog
every day brings prismatic glories, a rainbow of fruit flavors
Skittles for the mind
PONIES!
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Lidane Sun, May 1, 2011 11:23:17am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
Hahahahaha. That’s just hilariously insane.
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albusteve Sun, May 1, 2011 11:23:50am |
re: #64 SanFranciscoZionist
There’s probably a technical term for this, but the problem is that she’s being lavishly rewarded for pathological behavior.
agreed….which only serves to blur the line between right and wrong, and without a clear distinction, how can one be considered principled?….bad for everybody
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:25:08am |
re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist
Yes, but…how can I say this…Nine Inch Nails has some purpose in existing. They are not damaging the civil discourse of the United States each and every day. Also, they play good music.
Pam is just insane. Also, malevolent.
yeah, true
but it’s like, Pam uses her gift for evil, but it’s all the same stuff, personalities with no constraints
What we are seeing…
is the ID of Pamela Geller. We’re seeing her thought process. I GUARANTEE you, I could show you art I’ve done that would make you think I was crazy or disturbed, and not in the nu-metal way either. because, no constraints!
And clearly I’m not crazy. But that’s my id. i use it for good, for art. She uses it for crazy racist bonkersevil. She’s probably crazy, but this is definitely ID behavior
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PhillyPretzel Sun, May 1, 2011 11:25:23am |
re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist
That Geller person needs to be treated medically and professionally for her problems.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:25:28am |
re: #77 HAL2010
PONIES!
that new MLP show is superior, that artist got free reign, completely elevated the brand
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:25:53am |
re: #82 PhillyPretzel
That Geller person needs to be treated medically and professionally for her problems.
NOOO!!
Let her keep going! Bring all the crazy to her
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:26:03am |
re: #82 PhillyPretzel
That Geller person needs to be treated medically and professionally for her problems.
First the lightbulb has to want to change.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:26:16am |
re: #80 albusteve
agreed…which only serves to blur the line between right and wrong, and without a clear distinction, how can one be considered principled?…bad for everybody
“The internet makes you stupid.”
-Something Awful
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BongCrodny Sun, May 1, 2011 11:26:31am |
re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist
Yes, but…how can I say this…Nine Inch Nails has some purpose in existing. They are not damaging the civil discourse of the United States each and every day. Also, they play good music.
Pam is just insane. Also, malevolent.
Yeah. There’s absolutely no room for moderation there: by definition, everything Obama does or did is simply the worst thing any President has ever done.
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 11:26:38am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:26:47am |
So…
Anyone seen Pam’s long form birth certificate?
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HappyWarrior Sun, May 1, 2011 11:27:28am |
re: #90 HAL2010
So…
Anyone seen Pam’s long form birth certificate?
I’d like to see proof she has a working brain.
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 11:28:28am |
re: #90 HAL2010
So…
Anyone seen Pam’s long form birth certificate?
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
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PhillyPretzel Sun, May 1, 2011 11:28:31am |
re: #90 HAL2010
She does not have one. She was hatched.//
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:29:15am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:29:45am |
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PhillyPretzel Sun, May 1, 2011 11:30:59am |
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 11:31:13am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:31:53am |
re: #96 Gus 802
Why do you hate reptiles?
//
If memory serves me correctly, Donald Rumsfeld was asked by Louis CK if he was a shape-shifting, child eating lizard. His answer was .. vague.
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Lidane Sun, May 1, 2011 11:32:12am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:32:30am |
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:33:37am |
if someone is being paid and given lots of attention and press to act crazy?
How much of that is them, and how much of that is simply the behavior of a “brand”?
Clearly she’s got something going on upstairs in her overtanned brainmeats, but how much of this is stuntblogging, playing to the audience?
Was Art Bell crazy? is George Norry? Clyde Lewis?
just things I think about when i think of big internet personalities with no constraints
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:33:55am |
re: #102 HAL2010
the streets are paved with cheese
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:34:28am |
re: #102 HAL2010
That’s not true, there are NO females on the internet!
/
cut the crap or we will be up to our armpits in royal wedding posts…
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PhillyPretzel Sun, May 1, 2011 11:34:52am |
re: #102 HAL2010
Then you better not head to Amazon. Women like to shop at Amazon. :)
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mr.fusion Sun, May 1, 2011 11:35:22am |
And some of the keepers from the thread on hotair:
This may turn out like the pep rally the dims had on the death of that democrat in the plane.HalJordan on April 30, 2011 at 11:02 PM
He probably didn’t think Obama was such a piece of excrement, but now he knows, and so does the nation.HalJordan on April 30, 2011 at 11:01 PM
Anyone who thinks this heavy-handed attempt to humiliate Trump will actually work doesn’t understand how people are quick to sympathize with the bullied. And make no mistake, Obama and Meyers acted like bullies tonight, bigger bullies than Trump himself. Ironic in many ways.
karlant on April 30, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Stupidly, Obama made a dangerous enemy tonight. He will long for the day when a true gentleman like Paul Ryan was his opponent.Terrie on April 30, 2011 at 11:09 PM
wow what if some disaster killed everyone in the room. The whole country would be free from propagnda.
sonnyspats1 on April 30, 2011 at 8:47 PM
I don’t imagine that level of humor will pass when A West gets elected president.Hening on April 30, 2011 at 9:00 PM
….and what do the fine representatives of the conservative movement posting over at hotair have to say about Michelle Obama?
Did the first lady think this was a costume party, and she’s Tina Turner?Hening on April 30, 2011 at 9:03 PM
WTF is with FLOTUS’ hair and dress? An Amazonian mess on steroids…
OmahaConservative on April 30, 2011 at 9:17 PM
MooChelle looks ridiculous. Arms included.
OmahaConservative on April 30, 2011 at 9:26 PM
Was Michelle Obama mugged in a McDonalds on the way over?
What’s with the “mussed up by my lesbian galpal” hairdo?
profitsbeard on April 30, 2011 at 9:28 PM
The Heifer aka Flotus is the biggest slab of red meat draped in circus tents tonight.
Rats nest hair for bonus points.
Lolz.
What a fugly person, inside and outside.OmahaConservative on April 30, 2011 at 9:30 PM
Michelle Obama looks like a harlot.
Connie on April 30, 2011 at 8:26 PM
You’re unkind to harlots and make them indignant.
She looks like a granade-thrower, sometimes and aggressive-aggressive, sometimes a passive-aggressive one.
Schadenfreude on April 30, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Ladies and gentleman, the first lady….Tina Turner
Hening on April 30, 2011 at 9:45 PM
I think it’s really Troy Polamalu.
youngjim on April 30, 2011 at 9:45 PM
Did FLOTUS mainline some heroin for tonight?
She looks F*d up.OmahaConservative on April 30, 2011 at 9:50 PM
And amongst all this bile is another common theme…..just how mean and nasty those eeeevil libruls are:
The whole debacle was a chance for the leftists to excoriate the right. Very mean-spirited and reprehensibly vile…
OmahaConservative on May 1, 2011 at 8:10 AM
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 11:36:21am |
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Gus Sun, May 1, 2011 11:36:22am |
re: #110 mr.fusion
That’s some serious FLOTUS derangement right there.
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:36:33am |
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:37:21am |
re: #106 brookly red
cut the crap or we will be up to our armpits in royal wedding posts…
I really like the Royale family
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funky chicken Sun, May 1, 2011 11:37:26am |
re: #21 Charles
Pamela Geller has a post up that’s crazed even for her. She’s convinced that Barack Obama is an illegitimate child, and that apparently means he’s not allowed to be President. She’s totally losing her shit over this.
I’ll stipulate to my ignorance and laziness before I ask: is there something in the constitution that a president’s parents must be married? No bastards allowed clause or something?
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:37:51am |
re: #108 PhillyPretzel
Then you better not head to Amazon. Women like to shop at Amazon. :)
I shop there to!
Well, I did. When I had money..
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albusteve Sun, May 1, 2011 11:38:03am |
re: #110 mr.fusion
so what?….probably millions of posts out there like that…what’s the point?
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HappyWarrior Sun, May 1, 2011 11:38:43am |
re: #110 mr.fusion
And some of the keepers from the thread on hotair:
…and what do the fine representatives of the conservative movement posting over at hotair have to say about Michelle Obama?
And amongst all this bile is another common theme…just how mean and nasty those eeevil libruls are:
Yeah poor Trump was bullied. What planet do these idiots live on?
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HappyWarrior Sun, May 1, 2011 11:39:36am |
re: #119 HappyWarrior
Yeah poor Trump was bullied. What planet do these idiots live on?
By the way, they’re pathetic for going after the first lady. Real classy behavior dickfaces.
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Gus Sun, May 1, 2011 11:39:36am |
re: #119 HappyWarrior
Yeah poor Trump was bullied. What planet do these idiots live on?
The planet Uranus.
/
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Lidane Sun, May 1, 2011 11:40:56am |
Speaking of people losing their shit over the birth certificate, the Freepers are still plugging away:
Does Obama’s long form birth certificate clear him or prove he’s not a natural born citizen?
The comments are hilarious. Apparently, even Mitt Romney is in on the conspiracy to keep the truth about Obama from the people. Hahahaha.
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brookly red Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:03am |
re: #116 funky chicken
I’ll stipulate to my ignorance and laziness before I ask: is there something in the constitution that a president’s parents must be married? No bastards allowed clause or something?
/if not for bastards we would have no politicians at all…
(rim-shot)
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:09am |
DAMN!
I missed in the Obama intro to the WH correspondent’s dinner, there was a brief shot of the hair band Poison, from one of their videos (looked like Unskinny Bop or Talk Dirty To Me)
gen-x: #winning
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:16am |
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Lidane Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:32am |
re: #110 mr.fusion
…and what do the fine representatives of the conservative movement posting over at hotair have to say about Michelle Obama?
They’re blind as well as stupid. That dress was classy and gorgeous.
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Varek Raith Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:37am |
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:40am |
re: #123 brookly red
/if not for bastards we would have no politicians at all…
(rim-shot)
HERE COME
THE
BASTARDS!
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:42:44am |
re: #116 funky chicken
I’ll stipulate to my ignorance and laziness before I ask: is there something in the constitution that a president’s parents must be married? No bastards allowed clause or something?
No.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:43:25am |
re: #120 HappyWarrior
By the way, they’re pathetic for going after the first lady. Real classy behavior dickfaces.
Indeed.
Also, dumb. She looked like a million bucks in that dress, and the hair was very cute.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 11:43:46am |
re: #129 SanFranciscoZionist
You know, I tried to join the CIA once. Then they found out my parents were married.
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HAL2010 Sun, May 1, 2011 11:43:53am |
re: #116 funky chicken
I’ll stipulate to my ignorance and laziness before I ask: is there something in the constitution that a president’s parents must be married? No bastards allowed clause or something?
I belive you forgot your “/” at the end of the post.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:44:37am |
re: #125 SanFranciscoZionist
I totally want that dress.
I’d have to cut six inches off the bottom of it, though. Which is what I get for not being Michelle.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sun, May 1, 2011 11:47:08am |
re: #129 SanFranciscoZionist
No.
Actually, let me clarify that. There is no such clause in the tinkered-with-by-liberals politically correct Constitution that we have today. Only God and the wingnuts know what’s in the real one that they hold in their hearts.
(My rabbi says that if, when you pray, God agrees with everything you think and do, that’s not God, you’re talking to yourself. Equally, if you imagine the Founding Fathers approving of every passing whim that occurs to you, you’re not thinking of the Founding Fathers, you’re just projecting.)
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HappyWarrior Sun, May 1, 2011 11:47:15am |
re: #122 Lidane
Speaking of people losing their shit over the birth certificate, the Freepers are still plugging away:
Does Obama’s long form birth certificate clear him or prove he’s not a natural born citizen?
The comments are hilarious. Apparently, even Mitt Romney is in on the conspiracy to keep the truth about Obama from the people. Hahahaha.
Well remember Mitt’s father was foreign born. I’ve made no bones of the fact that I think Mitt is sleazy but he’s not stupid enough to go birther when his own father woujd have been treated like an evil foreigner by the birthers.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 12:13:05pm |
re: #135 HappyWarrior
Well remember Mitt’s father was foreign born. I’ve made no bones of the fact that I think Mitt is sleazy but he’s not stupid enough to go birther when his own father woujd have been treated like an evil foreigner by the birthers.
he’ll be treated like a PAGAN by baptists and evangelicals in general! Mormons are the enemy to many evangelicals, they consider LDS to be corrupted and distorted un-Christianity
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sun, May 1, 2011 12:14:16pm |
re: #134 SanFranciscoZionist
Actually, let me clarify that. There is no such clause in the tinkered-with-by-liberals politically correct Constitution that we have today. Only God and the wingnuts know what’s in the real one that they hold in their hearts.
(My rabbi says that if, when you pray, God agrees with everything you think and do, that’s not God, you’re talking to yourself. Equally, if you imagine the Founding Fathers approving of every passing whim that occurs to you, you’re not thinking of the Founding Fathers, you’re just projecting.)
I don’t call it praying, but I do automatic writing late at night with one of my “characters” from an art project, and the “character” speaks back in her personality, and it’s just basically RPing the conversation. Like a warmup for real writing.
it helps! Very useful for reasoning things out in your head
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sagehen Sun, May 1, 2011 4:54:59pm |
re: #116 funky chicken
I’ll stipulate to my ignorance and laziness before I ask: is there something in the constitution that a president’s parents must be married? No bastards allowed clause or something?
There’s a black people don’t count as full people for representation clause… maybe that’s what she meant.
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