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1 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:19:32am

I guess it's one of the few areas where Best Buy doesn't have a store nearby!

2 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:22:20am

re: #1 sattv4u2
I guess I am better off than he was. I have a 20" diagonal Panasonic.

3 darthstar  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:22:43am

There's another video of him giving a courier a note with instructions to go into Jalalabad and vote for American Idol contestant #5.

4 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:23:00am

re: #2 PhillyPretzel

I guess I am better off than he was. I have a 20" diagonal Panasonic.

Wow ,, ever consider a career in Porn!?!?

5 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:24:12am

re: #4 sattv4u2
Are you interested a sparrow?
//

6 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:25:01am

re: #5 PhillyPretzel

Are you interested a sparrow?
//

Is that a bird in your pants or are you just chirpy!?!?!

7 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:27:15am

re: #6 sattv4u2
This bird. [Link: www.flickr.com...]

8 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:30:43am

Bin Laden channeling his inner Norma Desmond:

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

9 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:33:51am

I was trying to see the items laying around on the floor next to him but the fucking CNN banner covers a lot of it. When are the cable news idiots going to get their heads out of the asses and stop it with the banners, scrolls, logos and other junk?
Looks like a Makita power drill on his right.

10 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:35:13am

The place looks like a total dump.

11 Locker  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:37:24am

Watch the beard, pay no attention to that SEAL team behind you....

12 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:37:57am

re: #9 Killgore Trout

I was trying to see the items laying around on the floor next to him but the fucking CNN banner covers a lot of it. When are the cable news idiots going to get their heads out of the asses and stop it with the banners, scrolls, logos and other junk?
Looks like a Makita power drill on his right.

The usual stuff

back issues of Playboy
McDonalds wrappers
a pair of chinese finger trap
his stuffed teddy bear for bedtime

13 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:38:39am

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

YOU try hiring a maid when you're the most wanted man in the world!

14 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:39:07am

re: #13 sattv4u2
LOL

15 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:39:10am

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

No kidding.....I commented the other day about the crappy furniture making job on his bed and now this. Man a trip to Ikea would be a triple upgrade for this guy.

16 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:40:52am

re: #15 Big Steve
There is no IKEA where he lives :(

17 HappyWarrior  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:44:01am

And for crying out loud Osama get a game console. They said he had his 18-19 year old son with him. Jihad gets boring but GTA is always fun.

18 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:45:59am

re: #16 PhillyPretzel

There is no IKEA where he lives :(

wanna bet......Ikea Store Karachi

19 nines09  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:47:21am

Al Qaeda later released a statement saying that redecorating was planned but a group of US Navy Seals totally fucked that plan up.

20 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:48:53am

Wish he had been watching Jersey Shore.....now that we could have made fun of.

21 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:49:00am

re: #18 Big Steve

wanna bet...Ikea Store Karachi

Yeah ,, but it's an 'oulet" store

"slightly" damaged merchandise

//

22 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:49:29am

re: #21 sattv4u2

Yeah ,, but it's an 'ouTlet" store

"slightly" damaged merchandise

//


pimf

23 theheat  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:50:13am

This isn't much of a surprise. The whole mansion looked like a place where meth hos would take PTA (pit-tits-and-ass) baths in the sink between $2 dollar tricks. It would seem out of place to have a 50" plasma and a Blue-Ray in a filthy shithole that smelled like an old goat's ass.

OBL being the old goat.

24 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:50:33am

re: #21 sattv4u2

Yeah ,, but it's an 'oulet" store

"slightly" damaged merchandise

//

Craig's List Abbottabad......"used furniture, slightly blood soaked, bullet holes hardly noticeable"

25 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:50:44am

re: #15 Big Steve

No kidding...I commented the other day about the crappy furniture making job on his bed and now this. Man a trip to Ikea would be a triple upgrade for this guy.

And more than that, the pile of wires on the desk with the TV is just sooo lazy. It's so simple to put a receiver next to a TV and shove all of the wires down behind whatever furniture they're on.

Just lazy. I mean, it's not like he was busy with galas and balls and charity events...

26 Opal  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:53:03am

Looks like he's freezing in that video. He's got the cap on and blanket wrapped around his shoulders. I guess his gilded cage didn't have much of a heating system. The whole place looks cold, bare, and depressing.

27 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:54:25am

re: #21 sattv4u2

Yeah ,, but it's an 'oulet" store

"slightly" damaged merchandise

//

After Tienamin Square, a friend submitted a work order to the US Embassy housing office for the repair of a bullet hole to her issued couch. She has the finished paperwork framed in her den.

28 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:54:29am

re: #25 Aceofwhat?

it's not like he was busy with galas and balls and charity events...

well,, there was that whole tryingtofindaplacetohidewhiletheentireUSAmilitrayandCIAarecombingeveryinchoftheplanetlookingforyou.

That sorts eats into your Honey-Do List time!

29 PhillyPretzel  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:55:06am

re: #26 Opal
When you are putting your money into security things like heat and running water are ignored

30 theheat  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:55:58am

re: #26 Opal

The whole place looks cold, bare, and depressing.

Which is why the USA gave the wall a skylight (photo #9). They were just trying to help.

31 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:56:21am

Did anyone notice in today's paper the new meme developing regarding the Pakistani knowledge of OBL's whereabouts......"willful ignorance"

32 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:58:54am

re: #31 Big Steve

Did anyone notice in today's paper the new meme developing regarding the Pakistani knowledge of OBL's whereabouts..."willful ignorance"

TRANSLATION

Someone somewhere in the Pakistani hierarchy has a HEALTHY Swiss Bank Account

33 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 11:59:00am

re: #30 theheat

Which is why the USA gave the wall a skylight (photo #9). They were just trying to help.

That wasn't made quietly.

34 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:03:35pm

re: #31 Big Steve

Did anyone notice in today's paper the new meme developing regarding the Pakistani knowledge of OBL's whereabouts..."willful ignorance"

What i've learned during this affair is the callous attitude that so many in the Pakistani gov't must have about the deaths of innocent Pakistani civilians. Willful ignorance and/or active aid of extremist a-holes like OBL is getting a lot of Pakistanis killed.

There would seem to be a whole lotta folks in the government and military complex over there who place a very low value on human lives.

35 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:04:45pm

re: #32 sattv4u2

TRANSLATION

Someone somewhere in the Pakistani hierarchy has a HEALTHY Swiss Bank Account

did he have that much money though, or the ability to move it around? i'm not sure.

36 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:05:25pm

re: #9 Killgore Trout

I was trying to see the items laying around on the floor next to him but the fucking CNN banner covers a lot of it. When are the cable news idiots going to get their heads out of the asses and stop it with the banners, scrolls, logos and other junk?
Looks like a Makita power drill on his right.

Those banners, etc. are frustrating to me, too. They cover up a lot of what you might want to see. WE KNOW IT'S CNN, THAT'S THE CHANNEL WE CHOSE TO WATCH. Take the banner down, PLEASE.

37 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:05:26pm

re: #34 Aceofwhat?

There would seem to be a whole lotta folks in the government and military complex over there who place a very low value on human lives

Money (read,, bribes) and/or fanaticism will do that

38 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:05:33pm

Also, if you aren't watching this Bellucci-Djokovic match, you're missing some excellent tennis...

39 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:06:54pm

re: #35 Aceofwhat?

did he have that much money though, or the ability to move it around? i'm not sure.

How much would he have to have to upgrade a Pakistani politicians/ security persons lifestyle?

40 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:07:58pm

re: #38 Aceofwhat?

Also, if you aren't watching this Bellucci-Djokovic match, you're missing some excellent tennis...

And if you're watching it in Europe, you're welcome

((I'm at work and we're sending it to Europe via satellite)

41 simoom  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:09:15pm

The Juan Williams 'Muslim Garb' test strikes again:

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

The incident occurred Friday on an Atlantic Southeast Airlines flight from Tennessee to North Carolina and it involved Masudur Rahman and Mohamed Zaghloul were wearing traditional Muslim dress, CNN affiliate WCNC reported.

The two -- who hold high religious positions in the Muslim community -- were headed to North Carolina for a conference on prejudice against Muslims, or Islamaphobia. The meeting is sponsored by the North American Imams Federation.

Rahman, who is a professor at the University of Memphis, told the affiliate that the incident reminded him of the prejudice Rosa Parks faced during the civil rights movement.

[Link: www.wcnc.com...]

Rahman said he and Zaghloul were screened in the security line and again at the gate Friday before they were allowed to board their Delta Connection flight to Charlotte.

After the plane started taxiing, he said the pilot announced the flight was headed back to the gate. Both men were removed from the plane, and screened again.

"We were very cooperative," he said Friday. "I say, 'It is okay.' They checked our luggage. They checked our everything."

"Every person--not only me--every person, should allow to check his luggage," Rahman said. "We are living in America. We want the security of America."

After that security check, he said a Delta employee at the gate informed him that the pilot of the flight would not allow him on board. He says the employees in the airport were very apologetic--even angry--and said they tried repeatedly to convince the pilot that he was wrong.

Rahman said he was even told that the gate agents asked the passengers if they felt uncomfortable about the two Muslim men, and reported back to the pilot that the people on board the plane were not concerned.

42 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:09:24pm

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

My son's frat house is worse

43 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:11:43pm

re: #41 simoom


The two -- who hold high religious positions in the Muslim community -- were headed to North Carolina for a conference on prejudice against Muslims, or Islamaphobia. The meeting is sponsored by the North American Imams Federation.


Irony alert.

44 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:12:31pm

re: #40 sattv4u2

And if you're watching it in Europe, you're welcome

((I'm at work and we're sending it to Europe via satellite)

trust me, if i was watching it in Europe, i'd have bragged about it long before now!

45 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:13:22pm

re: #44 Aceofwhat?

trust me, if i was watching it in Europe, i'd have bragged about it long before now!

Why?
It's the same match !!!

/

46 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:14:42pm

re: #45 sattv4u2

Time zones, how do they work?

47 engineer cat  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:14:48pm

Beyond Red vs. Blue: a Political Typology

Staunch Conservatives
Main Street Republicans
Libertarians
Disaffecteds
Post-Moderns
New Coalition Democrats
Hard-Pressed Democrats
Solid Liberals

48 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:15:03pm

re: #46 jaunte

Time zones, how do they work?


Hourly!

49 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:16:18pm

re: #45 sattv4u2

Why?
It's the same match !!!

/

better food, wine, beer and view.

jobs...not so much.

50 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:17:34pm

The talking heads on CNN were asking why the govt chose to release this particular video, but none of them mentioned the reason I believe they chose this video. I see it as an attempt to portray Osama as a narcissistic "has been" who was reduced to watching old videos of himself in better days. Just my two cents.

51 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:18:55pm

re: #50 _RememberTonyC

The talking heads on CNN were asking why the govt chose to release this particular video, but none of them mentioned the reason I believe they chose this video. I see it as an attempt to portray Osama as a narcissistic "has been" who was reduced to watching old videos of himself in better days. Just my two cents.

Ar you talking about OBL or Charlie Sheen !?!?!

52 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:19:01pm

re: #47 engineer dog

Beyond Red vs. Blue: a Political Typology

Staunch Conservatives
Main Street Republicans
Libertarians
Disaffecteds
Post-Moderns
New Coalition Democrats
Hard-Pressed Democrats
Solid Liberals

Very valuable breakout--bookmarked.

53 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:19:05pm

re: #50 _RememberTonyC

concur

54 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:19:20pm

re: #51 sattv4u2

Ar you talking about OBL or Charlie Sheen !?!?!

Kobe Bryant :)

55 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:19:24pm

All I know is I'm jazzed that we got so much info. The folks at the CIA et al are I'm sure having the busiest time of their lives.

56 simoom  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:19:53pm

re: #43 Decatur Deb

Irony alert.

This one, from a couple years back, was similarly ironic:

Daily Show: Shah Rukh Khan Detained at Newark

57 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:20:05pm

re: #9 Killgore Trout

I was trying to see the items laying around on the floor next to him but the fucking CNN banner covers a lot of it. When are the cable news idiots going to get their heads out of the asses and stop it with the banners, scrolls, logos and other junk?
Looks like a Makita power drill on his right.

Here's an AP version with less banner clutter:

58 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:20:09pm

re: #54 _RememberTonyC

Kobe Bryant :)

Heh. +1 for that, but LeBron says hi...

59 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:20:39pm

re: #50 _RememberTonyC

The talking heads on CNN were asking why the govt chose to release this particular video, but none of them mentioned the reason I believe they chose this video. I see it as an attempt to portray Osama as a narcissistic "has been" who was reduced to watching old videos of himself in better days. Just my two cents.

It also shows the life of Jihad is not that glamorous even for those at the top. His surroundings are not romantically simple. It's dirty, cluttered and messy. A few pieces of shitty fur nature with missing drawers.

60 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:21:11pm

re: #57 jaunte

Here's an AP version with less banner clutter:

[Video]

Ah, thanks.

61 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:21:26pm

re: #54 _RememberTonyC

Kobe Bryant :)

Derek Jeter

62 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:22:06pm

re: #58 Aceofwhat?

Heh. +1 for that, but LeBron says hi...

Ouch babe ...

63 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:22:06pm

re: #56 simoom

This one, from a couple years back, was similarly ironic:

Daily Show: Shah Rukh Khan Detained at Newark

Did you ever watch that show 30 Days with Morgan Spurlock? One of the episodes was a guy who became Muslim for 30 days. His biggest freak out was dealing in airports.

64 sagehen  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:23:34pm

re: #55 Stanley Sea

All I know is I'm jazzed that we got so much info. The folks at the CIA et al are I'm sure having the busiest time of their lives.

I'm hoping they offered temp jobs to all those gay translators the military let go; it'd be nice if they could get through all the material relatively quickly.

65 Targetpractice  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:24:20pm

re: #59 Killgore Trout

It also shows the life of Jihad is not that glamorous even for those at the top. His surroundings are not romantically simple. It's dirty, cluttered and messy. A few pieces of shitty fur nature with missing drawers.

Huh, looks like most guys first apartments. All he needs is the book case made of a few boards between cinder blocks and the painted cable spool and it's complete.

66 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:25:27pm

re: #65 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Huh, looks like most guys first apartments. All he needs is the book case made of a few boards between cinder blocks and the painted cable spool and it's complete.

Painting your cable spool is effete.

67 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:25:57pm

re: #65 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Huh, looks like most guys first apartments. All he needs is the book case made of a few boards between cinder blocks and the painted cable spool and it's complete.

Okay,, so far we've discovered that theres no Best Buy in the area (only a 15 inch TV) ,, no IKEA (lack of furnishings) and now we know theres no Home Depot!

68 simoom  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:26:01pm

re: #63 Stanley Sea

I think the only episode I ever saw from that show was when he did 30 days in prison.

69 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:26:06pm

re: #57 jaunte

Here's an AP version with less banner clutter:

[Video]

I think I saw a bag of pork rinds on the floor

70 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:26:28pm

Here's the breakdown of the videos released:

Video 1: A complete, unreleased message to the American people. U.S. intelligence said it was dated some time between October 9 to Nov. 5, 2010. Bin Laden is shown sitting down, dressed in a gold robe, his beard is dyed black and the background is blue. There is no audio but the official said bin Laden is giving his standard message of condemning U.S. policy and capitalism.
Video 2: Bin Laden is sitting on the floor watching a television with video of his own images playing. First you see the TV screen with a menu of channels and then he selects a channel. A video of bin Laden appears on the screen. Then the camera pans over to bin Laden sitting on the floor. He has a gray beard and a black hat on, and is wrapped in a blanket. He is holding the remote control and pointing it at the television, which is sitting on a small, simple wooden table.

Video 3: A practice video. He has a dyed black beard and a wooden background, which was described as armoire. The official said they have concluded that the armoire in this video is the same one that was found on the compound. There is no date on the video.

Video 4: Another practice clip. He has a brown background and is wearing a white shirt with a T-shirt underneath. There is no date on this video on this short video.

Video 5: Another practice video. He is in front of a wrinkled sheet, wearing a gold covering or robe and white shirt. He is wearing a white hat and his beard is dyed black. There is no date on this video.

From TPM

71 engineer cat  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:27:23pm

why did the huge multinational corporation cross the road?

72 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:27:52pm

re: #69 _RememberTonyC

I think I saw a bag of pork rinds on the floor

Mutton rinds, maybe.

73 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:27:56pm

re: #69 _RememberTonyC

I hadn't thought of nailing my multiple outlet extension cord to the wall.

Bin Laden Decor Tip™ #42

74 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:27:57pm

re: #69 _RememberTonyC

I think I saw a bag of pork rinds on the floor

various weekly issues of Jihad Illustrated

75 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:28:28pm

re: #69 _RememberTonyC

re: #74 sattv4u2

various weekly issues of Jihad Illustrated

ESPECIALLY the SwimSuit issue

76 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:29:06pm

So when you see that video of OBL looking haggard and cold in his ass crappy room watching old footage of himself on Al Jezeera, don't you just think that Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" should be playing in the background?

77 Targetpractice  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:29:51pm

re: #75 sattv4u2

re: #74 sattv4u2

ESPECIALLY the SwimSuit issue

Yeah, I hear this year, they're showing just above the ankle. Scandalous, I tell you!

//

78 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:30:57pm

re: #77 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Yeah, I hear this year, they're showing just above the ankle. Scandalous, I tell you!

//

I KEEEL YOU!!

79 Aceofwhat?  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:31:14pm

gotta run. bbl.

80 engineer cat  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:31:25pm

re: #71 engineer dog

why did the huge multinational corporation cross the road?

because it still made an impressive profit even after settling all the lawsuits from the families of the thousands of chickens tragically killed in the operation

81 Big Steve  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:31:43pm

re: #71 engineer dog

why did the huge multinational corporation cross the road?

I'll bite...why?

82 General Nimrod Bodfish  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:34:41pm

I wondered why they someone would tape OBL watching TV, but then it hit me: he must have just bought the satellite package and it was a big deal at the time.

"Woo! Osama got off his ass and got us a satellite!"

83 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:36:33pm

re: #75 sattv4u2

re: #74 sattv4u2

ESPECIALLY the SwimSuit issue

Here is the cover girl

[Link: sciencenotes.wordpress.com...]

84 wrenchwench  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:37:20pm

re: #73 jaunte

I hadn't thought of nailing my multiple outlet extension cord to the wall.

Bin Laden Decor Tip™ #42

Looks like the place was built before electricity. Maybe they ran the cord from next door.

85 simoom  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:37:48pm

re: #81 Big Steve

re: #71 engineer dog

why did the huge multinational corporation cross the road?

I'll bite...why?

Because it was stapled to the chicken! :o

86 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:38:12pm

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

I know. Why couldn't he bum a measly $10K off the PA for some leather chairs?

87 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:38:38pm

re: #70 Stanley Sea

Video 1: his beard is dyed black

Video 3 He has a dyed black beard

Video 5: his beard is dyed black

That is one weird sect of a religion

You can only dye your beard in ODD number videos !?!?!

//

88 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:41:31pm

re: #87 sattv4u2


Video 1: his beard is dyed black

Video 3 He has a dyed black beard

Video 5: his beard is dyed black

That is one weird sect of a religion

You can only dye your beard in ODD number videos !?!?!

//

I wonder if he had stock in Just For Men...

89 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:42:56pm

re: #59 Killgore Trout

It also shows the life of Jihad is not that glamorous even for those at the top. His surroundings are not romantically simple. It's dirty, cluttered and messy. A few pieces of shitty fur nature with missing drawers.

I lived once with shitty furniture.
And it doesn't have to look anywhere near as disgusting as that place did.

90 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:43:05pm

re: #88 talon_262

I wonder if he had stock in Just For Men...

Dude, one of the items listed in a photo was petroleum jelly. Wha?

91 engineer cat  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:43:06pm

re: #88 talon_262

I wonder if he had stock in Just For Men...

he's not only the founder of Vengeful Sociopath's Club for Men, he's also a member!

92 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:43:19pm

re: #90 Stanley Sea

Dude, one of the items listed in a photo was petroleum jelly. Wha?

Oh yeah, chapped lips. Oops.

93 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:43:21pm

re: #88 talon_262

I wonder if he had stock in Just For Men...

Nahh,,, if he did, he'd dye EVERYHTING ,,, in EVERY video!!

"Honey ,, why are all the goats all dyed black now!?!?!"

94 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:45:05pm

My husband spent part of the last month looking like that; hat and a blanket. (He was sick and trying to get warm. I am not allowed to get rid of that old ratty blanket.) My daughter told me that she thought he looked like a homeless person.

Of course, my husband looked like a homeless person who didn't intend to blow anybody up.

95 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:45:24pm

re: #91 engineer dog

he's not only the founder of Vengeful Sociopath's Club for Men, he's also a member!

He liked the product so much, he bought the company!

96 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:46:05pm

re: #65 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Huh, looks like most guys first apartments. All he needs is the book case made of a few boards between cinder blocks and the painted cable spool and it's complete.

If his wife counted as more than a slightly glorified pet, the house would have looked better.

97 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:46:43pm

re: #94 EmmmieG

My husband spent part of the last month looking like that; hat and a blanket. (He was sick and trying to get warm. I am not allowed to get rid of that old ratty blanket.) My daughter told me that she thought he looked like a homeless person.

Of course, my husband looked like a homeless person who didn't intend to blow anybody up.

The Roi looks like a homeless person pretty much the whole time he's home.

I tossed his favorite pair of sweatpants. I mentioned this to a neighbor, that I finally tossed 'em and got him some new ones. Her response? "Oh, thank GOODNESS!". I mean, when the neighbors are that happy that they won't be seeing a particular pair of sweatpants again . . . .

98 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:47:00pm

re: #89 reine.de.tout

I lived once with shitty furniture.
And it doesn't have to look anywhere near as disgusting as that place did.

A blue snuggie would have livened it right up.

99 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:47:52pm

re: #92 Stanley Sea

Oh yeah, chapped lips. Oops.

Vaseline is multi-purpose; chapped lips, removing excess hair dye and makeup from your face, humping goats, etc.

100 Stanghazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:49:04pm

At the WTC site after the news

I'm Muslim, don't panic

101 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:49:11pm

re: #98 jaunte

A blue snuggie would have livened it right up.

re: #98 jaunte

A blue snuggie would have livened it right up.

naw, this is the snuggie I would have had.

102 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:52:13pm

re: #98 jaunte

A blue snuggie would have livened it right up.

30 years ago we almost put my weird uncle in a 'home" because he would wear his bathrobe backwards

Now they're selling them by the boatload!!!!
/

103 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:53:19pm

re: #101 reine.de.tout

re: #98 jaunte

naw, this is the snuggie I would have had.

Can you arrange it so I can snuggle the snuggie wearer!?!?!

104 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:54:39pm

re: #102 sattv4u2

30 years ago we almost put my weird uncle in a 'home" because he would wear his bathrobe backwards

Now they're selling them by the boatload!!!
/

((backwards bathrobes ,, not weird uncles !!))

105 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:55:36pm

I also saw an adding machine on the floor .... maybe he cheated on his taxes and this was an IRS operation ....

106 lostlakehiker  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:55:52pm

Angela Merkel has been charged by a Hamburg judge with the crime of "celebrating a crime", for having remarked that she was glad we'd killed UBL.

When in Europe, you can't be too careful what you say. Anything can be a thought crime.

Is it OK to say I'm glad he didn't have central heating and plasma TV?

For the record, I never said I was glad he'd been killed. /

107 Gus  Sat, May 7, 2011 12:58:21pm

All music CDs accounted for except for Dwight Yoakam! Darn it. Ah vel at least I found Blood on the Tracks.

108 sagehen  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:01:03pm
109 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:02:23pm

re: #106 lostlakehiker

Looks like grandstanding judges are an international phenomenon.

The chancellor has declined to withdraw her statement, but the outcry prompted government press spokesman Steffen Seibert to defend her on Thursday. "The reason for her happiness was the thought that this man would no longer pose any danger," he said, adding that her statement had been reported out of context.

Seibert added that Merkel "appreciates that those who heard only this sentence ... might have found the combination of the words 'death' and 'glad' in one phrase to be inappropriate." [Link: www.spiegel.de...]

110 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:05:36pm

re: #109 jaunte

Looks like grandstanding judges are an international phenomenon.

I like Angela Merkel ..... she grew up in East Germany and understands better than most what real tyranny is all about. She is a great woman.

111 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:06:41pm

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

No joy in his brand of Islam.

112 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:07:19pm

Ronald Reagan once said that if it weren't for women, men would still be living in caves and living like cavemen.

Now we see he was right. In a society where women are completely marginalized, they were living like cavemen (also known as college students.)

113 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:08:32pm

re: #112 EmmmieG

Ronald Reagan once said that if it weren't for women, men would still be living in caves and living like cavemen.

Now we see he was right. In a society where women are completely marginalized, they were living like cavemen (also known as college students.)

amen

114 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:08:32pm

re: #110 _RememberTonyC

She has

Impressive knockers

also.

115 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:09:19pm

re: #111 Ojoe

No joy in his brand of Islam.

i just hope that we find evidence that he was in cahoots with iran ...

116 Linden Arden  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:09:26pm

Too bad that Bin Laden wasn't watching a Lady Gaga video.

But I am a fan of Western decadence.

117 Amory Blaine  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:09:37pm

re: #10 Charles

The place looks like a total dump.

He he. When the details came out about where he was hiding out I said he was probably crashing on someones couch. It reminds me of the opening of this movie where Cheech is crashed on the couch.

118 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:09:37pm

re: #112 EmmmieG

A lot of what Boy Scouts is about is how to be cushy when you're camping & mommy isn't here.

119 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:10:09pm

re: #114 Ojoe

She has

Impressive knockers

also.

you owe me a new keyboard

120 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:10:55pm

re: #119 _RememberTonyC

See why women should be leaders?

121 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:12:28pm

re: #120 Ojoe

See why women should be leaders?

See why we men follow!?!?

122 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:13:49pm

are we really going down this road again? is this the breast we can do?

123 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:15:00pm

re: #100 Stanley Sea

At the WTC site after the news

I'm Muslim, don't panic

A very brave man. Got bigger ones than me. I won't dare wear a pro-Israel t-shirt home without some sort of covering garment, after a rally in SF.

124 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:18:05pm
125 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:19:14pm

re: #124 Ojoe

All kinds of nice knockers

[Link: www.google.com...]

126 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:22:20pm

re: #125 sattv4u2

Stacked Jugs.

127 albusteve  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:23:44pm

re: #126 Ojoe

Stacked Jugs.

a kick butt machine....pilots loved them

128 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:25:15pm

Raquel Welch circa 1969

Image: raquel-welch_8.jpg

129 Ojoe  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:28:11pm
130 engineer cat  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:30:00pm

re: #128 _RememberTonyC

Raquel Welch circa 1969

Image: raquel-welch_8.jpg

she looked even better in the year one million bc

131 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:32:40pm

A couple of years ago, my husband and I looked at renting an apartment that was currently occupied by three college students.

It looked just like that. Except for the liquor bottles stacked against the walls everywhere.

132 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:32:55pm

re: #130 engineer dog

she looked even better in the year one million bc

I actually met Raquel Welch at the very first ESPY Awards in 1993 when she was in her early 50s ... I could not believe how beautiful she was

133 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:34:57pm

re: #131 SanFranciscoZionist

A couple of years ago, my husband and I looked at renting an apartment that was currently occupied by three college students.

It looked just like that. Except for the liquor bottles stacked against the walls everywhere.

was the condition a surprise to the person showing the apartment?

134 Lidane  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:35:37pm

Crazy Pam is outraged -- outraged!!11ty!!1! -- that American soldiers participated in an Islamic burial for OBL:

Google cache link

135 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:35:40pm

re: #132 _RememberTonyC

I actually met Raquel Welch at the very first ESPY Awards in 1993 when she was in her early 50s ... I could not believe how beautiful she was

And she couldn't believe how much you drooled!
/

136 Semper Fi  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:35:42pm

re: #129 Ojoe

The sound of a P 47 starting.

I was almost expecting to smell the exhaust fumes.

137 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:36:20pm

re: #135 sattv4u2

And she couldn't believe how much you drooled!
/

yeah, but I cleaned up, OKAY?!

138 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:37:16pm

re: #13 sattv4u2

YOU try hiring a maid when you're the most wanted man in the world!

Well he had at least one wife with him, and I think one of the other guys had his wife there too. But it's really hard to clean up anything when you're not in a position to make the dudes help, and they won't go and take the kids to the park or something because they can't leave the compound.

139 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:37:47pm

re: #132 _RememberTonyC

I actually met Raquel Welch at the very first ESPY Awards in 1993 when she was in her early 50s ... I could not believe how beautiful she was


What I always liked about her - she was beautiful, of course - but that she always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin, no pretensions to being anything other than what she was - a decent actress but not great, not stupid but no genius either, spouting off opinions about this or that . . .

140 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:38:16pm

re: #16 PhillyPretzel

There is no IKEA where he lives :(

There's an IKEA in Saudi. If he'd stayed home, he could have had all the cheap, functional Danish furniture he wanted.

141 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:39:48pm

Roger Ebert tweets:

Texas textbook standards say Creationism is the default position. It's up to science to prove otherwise.
142 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:41:28pm

re: #139 reine.de.tout

What I always liked about her - she was beautiful, of course - but that she always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin, no pretensions to being anything other than what she was - a decent actress but not great, not stupid but no genius either, spouting off opinions about this or that . . .

agreed. I was surprised how short she was as she always appeared statuesque on TV and the big screen. She appeared to be 5'3" at most. But she had the most perfect features and absolutely beautiful skin. A goddess for sure ..... and as I said .... she was in her 50s by then!

143 albusteve  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:42:24pm

re: #141 jaunte

Roger Ebert tweets:

opponents disbelieve the proof....deadlock

144 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:42:48pm

re: #139 reine.de.tout

he always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin,

I would have been comfy with her skin
and her hair
and her lips
and her ,,,,,,,

:)

((yeah ,, i'm a pig ,, so!?!?!))

145 jaunte  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:43:04pm

re: #143 albusteve

Teachers avoid the controversy, stop teaching evolution.

146 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:48:24pm

re: #144 sattv4u2


he always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin,

I would have been comfy with her skin
and her hair
and her lips
and her ,,,

:)

((yeah ,, i'm a pig ,, so!?!?!))

you need to get out of the transmission room for a few minutes, dawg!

147 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:48:29pm

re: #56 simoom

This one, from a couple years back, was similarly ironic:

Daily Show: Shah Rukh Khan Detained at Newark

I thought that was just because all the women were throwing themselves on him, and he missed his flight.

148 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:50:41pm

re: #63 Stanley Sea

Did you ever watch that show 30 Days with Morgan Spurlock? One of the episodes was a guy who became Muslim for 30 days. His biggest freak out was dealing in airports.

That was an extremely weird show. I felt for the young Muslim couple who let him do this whole bizarre thing at their house.

(Last moments of the episode, the guy turns at the door and does something with his hand. Young Muslim Husband: 'Did he just flip me off?' Young Muslim Wife: 'Dude. It was a peace sign.')

149 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:51:34pm

re: #144 sattv4u2


he always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin,

I would have been comfy with her skin
and her hair
and her lips
and her ,,,

:)

((yeah ,, i'm a pig ,, so!?!?!))

! ! !
You said it, not me . . .

150 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:52:19pm

re: #64 sagehen

I'm hoping they offered temp jobs to all those gay translators the military let go; it'd be nice if they could get through all the material relatively quickly.

My cousin's college friend Mahmoud got offered a job by the FBI RIGHT out of college (his timing was perfect), to do translations. Mahmoud's Arabic is hardly professional quality, but he was flattered that the FBI needed his twenty-two-year-old self, so he did his best.

I hope to God we've gotten better since then.

151 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:52:49pm

re: #138 SanFranciscoZionist

Well he had at least one wife with him, and I think one of the other guys had his wife there too. But it's really hard to clean up anything when you're not in a position to make the dudes help, and they won't go and take the kids to the park or something because they can't leave the compound.


it can't have been fun to be o'mamma bin laden

152 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:53:22pm

re: #69 _RememberTonyC

I think I saw a bag of pork rinds on the floor



That IS Osama.

153 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:53:38pm

re: #146 _RememberTonyC

you need to get out of the transmission room for a few minutes, dawg!

Are you kidding me?!?!
I've got MLS soccer going on,, some surfing competition,,, the prelims (and main event) of the Manny Pacquiao vs. Shane Mosley fight about to start,,, a couple of MLB games, the NBA coming up,,,

feh, I say ,,, feh!

154 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:55:39pm

re: #144 sattv4u2


he always seemed to be to be comfortable in her skin,

I would have been comfy with her skin
and her hair
and her lips
and her ,,,

:)

((yeah ,, i'm a pig ,, so!?!?!))

You could also go with "priceless dickhead", eh?

155 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:56:16pm

re: #133 eclectic infidel

was the condition a surprise to the person showing the apartment?

No, he told us before he went in that there were college guys in there, but he thought they'd cleaned the kitchen up at least.

156 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:57:01pm

re: #152 SanFranciscoZionist


That IS Osama.

that was FUNNY

157 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:57:41pm

re: #154 reine.de.tout

You could also go with "priceless dickhead", eh?

I wish I had a better memory

There are two things I liked about her (Raquel) but I forget

I wish I could put my hands on them !!!

158 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:57:50pm

re: #153 sattv4u2

Are you kidding me?!?!
I've got MLS soccer going on,, some surfing competition,,, the prelims (and main event) of the Manny Pacquiao vs. Shane Mosley fight about to start,,, a couple of MLB games, the NBA coming up,,,

feh, I say ,,, feh!

for this you get paid ...

159 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:58:25pm

re: #158 _RememberTonyC

for this you get paid ...

shhhhhhh!!!

160 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:59:14pm

re: #155 SanFranciscoZionist

No, he told us before he went in that there were college guys in there, but he thought they'd cleaned the kitchen up at least.


They did
One of them ate the stale 5 day old half jelly donut that was on the counter!

161 Digital Display  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:59:36pm

re: #142 _RememberTonyC

I met Barbra Eden and she was really short.. maybe 4'11" or so?

162 prairiefire  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:59:36pm

re: #132 _RememberTonyC

I actually met Raquel Welch at the very first ESPY Awards in 1993 when she was in her early 50s ... I could not believe how beautiful she was

I think she has an incredible beauty, like Sofia Loren.

163 prairiefire  Sat, May 7, 2011 1:59:59pm

re: #161 HoosierHoops

I met Barbra Eden and she was really short.. maybe 4'11" or so?

So she could fit into the bottle.

164 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:00:37pm

re: #159 sattv4u2

shhh!!!

they'd have to pay me to watch MLS soccer ... oh wait ...... they DO

165 sattv4u2  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:01:19pm

re: #162 prairiefire

I think she has an incredible beauty, like Sofia Loren.

NOBODY was like Sofia ,,, except ,, perhaps ,,, THIS Sofia

[Link: www.google.com...]

166 Digital Display  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:01:50pm

re: #164 _RememberTonyC

they'd have to pay me to watch MLS soccer ... oh wait ... they DO

OKC vs. Memphis is starting..GO THUNDER!

167 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:01:51pm

re: #161 HoosierHoops

I met Barbra Eden and she was really short.. maybe 4'11" or so?

hey 'Hoos ...... did she call you "Master?" Larry Hagman was so lucky

168 What, me worry?  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:02:33pm

re: #152 SanFranciscoZionist


That IS Osama.

OMG where did you find that? LOL

169 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:03:44pm

re: #165 sattv4u2

NOBODY was like Sofia ,,, except ,, perhaps ,,, THIS Sofia

[Link: www.google.com...]

or this SOPHIE ...

[Link: www.staralicious.com...]

170 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:04:46pm

re: #168 marjoriemoon

OMG where did you find that? LOL

I don't know--someone here probably showed to me. It's been around for years. Absolutely hilarious.

171 Gus  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:07:29pm
172 simoom  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:13:59pm

Amusing YouTube clip of the O'Reilly 2008 (candidate) Obama interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e9INHY_g-I#t=5m41s

O'Reilly: You gave a speech in Denver -- good speech by the way -- but you bloviated about McCain not following him to the cave. You're not going to invade Pakistan senator, if you're president! You're not going to send ground troops in there. You know it!
173 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:14:14pm

this is even funnier in light of the video released today!

174 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:23:52pm

re: #172 simoom

Oh that's rich, O'Reilly accusing someone of bloviating.

175 albusteve  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:33:29pm

if a hamburger comes in a box, I won't eat it...they should be wrapped in paper and pinned with a toothpick...

176 allegro  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:34:58pm

re: #175 albusteve

if a hamburger comes in a box, I won't eat it...they should be wrapped in paper and pinned with a toothpick...

With a toasted bun... and yellow mustard...

177 albusteve  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:35:51pm

re: #176 allegro

With a toasted bun... and yellow mustard...

America has a box fetish...very unGreen

178 allegro  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:36:44pm

re: #177 albusteve

America has a box fetish...very unGreen

Who puts a burger in a box anymore? I haven't seen one in years.

179 Digital Display  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:37:57pm

re: #178 allegro

Who puts a burger in a box anymore? I haven't seen one in years.

McDonalds

180 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:38:32pm

re: #179 HoosierHoops

McDonalds

Hardee's, Checkers...

181 allegro  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:39:09pm

re: #179 HoosierHoops

McDonalds

Oh, that's why I haven't seen one in years. LOL The only thing I ever get at McD's is their Egg McMuffin. A good breakfast actually with only 300 calories, 12 g of fat and 18g of protein.

182 _RememberTonyC  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:39:50pm

re: #179 HoosierHoops

McDonalds

I guess he hasn't been to Mickey D's in years!

183 Four More Beers  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:48:44pm

re: #172 simoom

Amusing YouTube clip of the O'Reilly 2008 (candidate) Obama interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e9INHY_g-I#t=5m41s

You can't explain that!

184 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:50:30pm

re: #183 Kid A

The SEALs go in, the SEALs come out. Never a miscommunication...

185 Four More Beers  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:51:18pm

re: #184 Slumbering Behemoth

The SEALs go in, the SEALs come out. Never a miscommunication...

Sperm goes in, baby comes out. You can't explain that!

186 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, May 7, 2011 2:52:33pm

re: #185 Kid A

Like fuckin' rainbows, after it rains.

187 Amory Blaine  Sat, May 7, 2011 3:09:43pm

Remember this blast from the past?

[Link: www.boston.com...]

188 S.D.  Sat, May 7, 2011 4:32:01pm

I had a amusing thought (May have already come up):
Suppose some of the Home Video's show OBL meeting with Pakistani Officials???

Wouldn't that be interesting???

189 Nemesis6  Sat, May 7, 2011 6:59:46pm

Holy crap, this video reminds me of how boring news can be sometimes.

190 mcaton  Sun, May 8, 2011 11:47:00am

Al Qaeda's new motto: "All Muslims must return to a pure medieval caliphate! Except us. We get to watch satellite TV and use secular Western medicine."

My favorite part of the New Osama is the beard dye. Bin Laden literally did become a media whore, watching himself on television to see if his metrosexual beard dye looked good enough. I wonder who did his makeup.


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