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1 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:06:39pm

“I’m a climate fuckin’ scientist”.

Ha!

2 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:07:44pm

Ohh that felt good.

I really like the line about sucking dick at Copenhagen.

I hope that video reaches the MTV types.

End of the day, seriously, look at what is going on in America right now, from droughts to floods to Tornadoes.

This has been predicted for years. It is happening now. It will get vastly worse.

That is the truth. Hopefully people can wake up to it before it is too late to prevent an utter catastrophe.

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:13:38pm

re: #2 LudwigVanQuixote

I hope that video reaches the MTV types.

All that crowd cares about is Jersey Shore and Ke$ha. I doubt they give two shits about serious issues.

4 makeitstop  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:17:15pm

Pretty badass for a bunch of scientists.

///

5 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:27:15pm

Too busy sucking dick in Copenhagen…heh.

6 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:29:50pm

Ha! I just posted it to facebook and forgot that my 10 year old nephew just got onto fb a week ago…he’s a little wannabe rapper…god knows he’ll be playing this to his friends at the Catholic school he goes to…better prepare my apology for his parents.

7 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:30:07pm

re: #5 darthstar

Too busy sucking dick in Copenhagen…heh.

gratuitous porn for the MTV types

8 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:30:42pm

re: #7 albusteve

gratuitous porn for the MTV types

That’s the best kind of porn.

9 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:32:18pm

re: #8 darthstar

That’s the best kind of porn.

wouldn’t know myself…my experience with porn is non-existant

10 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:37:07pm

re: #9 albusteve

wouldn’t know myself…my experience with porn is non-existant

Oh, you’ve missed out. Watching attractive consenting adults engage in wild sexual intercourse can be quite stimulating, I assure you. Asked to choose between reading some bible verse and watching a couple of busty blondes getting it on in a hot-tub, a plurality of teenagers chose the video of surgically enhanced breasts being lathered with soap.

11 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:37:58pm

This could lead to an outrageous invitation to the White House.

12 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:38:00pm

Subterranean Climate Change Blues
spoofin on Dylan

13 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:38:33pm

re: #10 darthstar

Oh, you’ve missed out. Watching attractive consenting adults engage in wild sexual intercourse can be quite stimulating, I assure you. Asked to choose between reading some bible verse and watching a couple of busty blondes getting it on in a hot-tub, a plurality of teenagers chose the video of surgically enhanced breasts being lathered with soap.

sure son….it’ll be okay

14 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:39:11pm

re: #13 albusteve

sure son…it’ll be okay

Sorry…I couldn’t read that…I was too busy going blind.

15 Kronocide  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:39:47pm

bow chicka bow wow

16 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:41:03pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

This could lead to an outrageous invitation to the White House.

the Pissed Off Meter would blow

17 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:41:57pm

s’more
Climate Change Blues

18 Kronocide  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:42:21pm

Free inhalers because Coal Cares!

19 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:47:52pm

I was hoping by now there would be somesort of rally back from the dead for this issue….the beating CC took in England and Copenhagen last year, should not have been it’s death nell…a major setback maybe but if we don’t make CC a energy/security issues….it’s dead

20 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:51:45pm

re: #18 BigPapa

Free inhalers because Coal Cares!

oh god look at their page on clean energy

it’s like a child wrote it.

*facepalm*

Choice quote:

“Coal power IS solar power*

21 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:52:39pm

Cat manipulates Human

22 ElCapitanAmerica  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:52:54pm

The best part is that the song is actually kind of good! :-)

23 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:56:06pm
24 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:58:19pm

re: #23 Dreggas

Oil companies prepared to screw consumers (even more) if subsidies and tax breaks are eliminated

when does RICO come into effect here?

big oil can do pretty much what it pleases….they have a kings ransom invested in politicians

25 Kronocide  Wed, May 11, 2011 3:58:43pm

re: #20 Dreggas

It’s a sublime satire site. Had me going pretty good, one of the best ones I’ve seen. By the time I got to the Beiber and Punk inhalers I knew I’d been had LOL.

26 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:00:14pm

re: #25 BigPapa

It’s a sublime satire site. Had me going pretty good, one of the best ones I’ve seen. By the time I got to the Beiber and Punk inhalers I knew I’d been had LOL.

Oh man, it is really that good.

27 Irenicum  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:00:36pm

I saw this last night and immediately thought of y’all. It’s foul but damn funny.

28 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:01:49pm

Heh…did anyone else hear that al Qaeda members are turning themselves in to the Saudis like flies to shit (I guess they think it’s safer to go home to the nest)…

Saudi Arabia says three al-Qaida members have returned from abroad and turned themselves in.

Interior Ministry spokesman Maj. Gen. Mansour Al-Turki says the three are not on the nation’s most wanted list. In a statement Wednesday, he did not identify them, say from where they returned or when. Some al-Qaida members have fled from Saudi Arabia to Yemen.

29 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:02:41pm

the Singing Scientists….I’m diggin these guys

30 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:04:18pm
How do you decide where to build coal plants?
For humane reasons, and in order to keep energy costs low for you, the consumer, Peabody locates coal plants strategically in areas where the health effects of coal particulate exposure will be as small as possible in statistical terms. More precisely, areas already associated with enhanced mortality rates, such as lower-income or underprivileged areas, will experience the effects of long-term particulate exposure in a proportionately much less profound way than areas in which residents lead statistically above-average lives in terms of health. The relative costs—in health terms, as well as from an insurance perspective—will be lower.

ROFL

31 Targetpractice  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:05:38pm

re: #25 BigPapa

It’s a sublime satire site. Had me going pretty good, one of the best ones I’ve seen. By the time I got to the Beiber and Punk inhalers I knew I’d been had LOL.

I was actually about to come back and ask if this was a joke by The Onion.

32 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:06:24pm

re: #30 Dreggas

ROFL

In other words…don’t kill rich white people, or they’ll complain…and the numbers will look bad because we’re not used to seeing them die.

33 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:08:01pm

singing chefs busking

34 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:08:21pm

re: #32 darthstar

In other words…don’t kill rich white people, or they’ll complain…and the numbers will look bad because we’re not used to seeing them die.

yeah, pretty much. That site is just head-shakingly good witht he satire.

35 darthstar  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:08:53pm

re: #31 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

I was actually about to come back and ask if this was a joke by The Onion.

I like this passage:

Some famous asthmatics

What do Ludwig von Beethoven, Elizabeth Taylor, Orson Welles, and John F. Kennedy have in common? They all suffered from asthma—yet were still rich and famous. Conversely, revolutionary Che Guevara and Russian Czar Peter the Great were also noted asthmatics, though it did little to stem their blood lust.

36 Targetpractice  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:10:26pm

re: #23 Dreggas

Oil companies prepared to screw consumers (even more) if subsidies and tax breaks are eliminated

when does RICO come into effect here?

This is extortion, writ large. “Keep giving us our billions in tax subsidies or we drive gas prices up!”

37 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:16:41pm

surfing singing chefs and dancing waiters….what a riot!

38 makeitstop  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:17:20pm

re: #36 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

This is extortion, writ large. “Keep giving us our billions in tax subsidies or we drive gas prices up!”

They get to do that whether or not subsidies are taken away.

39 Political Atheist  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:20:08pm

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Cat manipulates Human

[Video]

If my Maine Coon sees that I’m so screwed!
LOL

40 Targetpractice  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:22:54pm

re: #38 makeitstop

They get to do that whether or not subsidies are taken away.

Exactly. They’re whining that they’ll “have to pass on the ‘new’ taxes,” but they’re already passing various taxes on to consumers, have been for decades.

41 Political Atheist  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:23:17pm

re: #28 darthstar

Heh…did anyone else hear that al Qaeda members are turning themselves in to the Saudis like flies to shit (I guess they think it’s safer to go home to the nest)…

Heres why…. REHAB!
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

42 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:26:37pm

re: #41 Rightwingconspirator

Heres why… REHAB!
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, no, no, no…

43 Vicious Babushka  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:28:32pm

re: #23 Dreggas

Oil companies prepared to screw consumers (even more) if subsidies and tax breaks are eliminated

when does RICO come into effect here?

I keep hearing their whiny commercials where “working people” are complaining that a tax on energy will devastate the poorer class.

Yes, because the oil execs would much rather fuck over the little guy than give up their corporate jets.

The tax should be only on old-energy execs making more than $1 million a year.

44 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:28:51pm

re: #28 darthstar

Heh…did anyone else hear that al Qaeda members are turning themselves in to the Saudis like flies to shit (I guess they think it’s safer to go home to the nest)…

That’s good news.

45 Political Atheist  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:29:44pm

re: #28 darthstar
From my link at the page
But senior officials including an Interior Ministry general and the cleric and psychologists responsible for overseeing the programme’s “religious re-indoctrination” courses told The Daily Telegraph it had been an overall success.

That is so chilling on so many levels I can’t quite find the words and grammar at the same time.

46 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:31:36pm

Live stream of the outrageous whitehouse event
An Evening of Poetry at the White House


A celebration of American poetry and prose featuring accomplished poets, musicians and artists.
47 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:33:23pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

Live stream of the outrageous whitehouse event
An Evening of Poetry at the White House

Outrageous jacket on that dude.

48 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:35:29pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

Live stream of the outrageous whitehouse event
An Evening of Poetry at the White House

gag me…I’m not sophisticated enough
my favorite American poet is John Hiatt, who I’ve seen perform about 20 times

49 Wozza Matter?  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:35:39pm

I am a scientist…… (guided by voices)

50 Skeetghazi  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:35:54pm

jaketapper Jake Tapper
by ezraklein

For those so inclined, White House poetry night is being live-streamed at WH.gov…

hahaha, freak out wingers!

51 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:36:41pm

re: #48 albusteve

gag me…I’m not sophisticated enough
my favorite American poet is John Hiatt, who I’ve seen perform about 20 times

This guy is pretty dull but there was a chick singing a minute ago that ws pretty cool. I’m not a big poetry fan either.

52 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:37:18pm

4:20 joke gets a laugh.

53 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:37:54pm

re: #51 Killgore Trout

This guy is pretty dull but there was a chick singing a minute ago that ws pretty cool. I’m not a big poetry fan either.

no coffee house hoyty toyty for you?

54 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:39:29pm

re: #53 albusteve

no coffee house hoyty toyty for you?

Nope. Poetry has never appealed to me for some reason. I just don’t get it.

55 austin_blue  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:39:30pm

Meanwhile in *real* home-grown racist news…

[Link: www.nytimes.com…]

56 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:41:19pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Nope. Poetry has never appealed to me for some reason. I just don’t get it.

I will add that I love language. Edgar Allen Poe’s prose is amazing but his poetry is meh

57 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:43:11pm

re: #55 austin_blue

What. The. Fuck.

Mr. Hall, a garrulous plumber with a cross and a skull tattooed on the back of his shaved head, ran as a National Socialist for a seat on a local water district last fall and won a surprising 28 percent of the vote. He planned to run for office again.

58 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:45:02pm

re: #57 Slumbering Behemoth

What. The. Fuck.

Nazi plumbers have a right to run for office….what’s the big deal?

59 makeitstop  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:45:51pm

re: #55 austin_blue

Meanwhile in *real* home-grown racist news…

[Link: www.nytimes.com…]

Wow. I wonder what that’s all about.

60 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:46:25pm

re: #58 albusteve

Nazi plumbers have a right to run for office…what’s the big deal?

28% of the vote is the big deal.

61 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:47:32pm

re: #58 albusteve

28 percent of the vote for a fucking Nazi. Not just some closet racist, but a full blown Nazi running on a National Socialist ticket.

Just boggles the mind.

62 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:48:24pm

re: #61 Slumbering Behemoth

28 percent of the vote for a fucking Nazi. Not just some closet racist, but a full blown Nazi running on a National Socialist ticket.

Just boggles the mind.

again???

63 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:49:24pm

re: #62 albusteve

I thought the key phrase was “Never Again”. I wouldn’t feel at all comfortable in that neighborhood.

64 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:50:56pm

the neoRebels, white supremist Nazis and Birchers are all on the move and have been for quite some time…ugly, but nothing new here

65 foray  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:51:54pm

Nice to see hungry beast getting some love.
Here’s a link to a report they did on the Koch brothers that people might find a fun watch.

(Disclaimer I work for the ABC - the broadcaster of hungry beast, although in a different division).

66 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:53:14pm

re: #58 albusteve

Nazi plumbers have a right to run for office…what’s the big deal?

It’s not a good sign.

67 albusteve  Wed, May 11, 2011 4:58:11pm

re: #66 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s not a good sign.

no it isn’t…someday the 1st is gonna take a big hit…probably get tired of hearing that?…I just don’t think there is a lot to be done about it…I mind my own business, I’m no crusader….the weight of our ignorance is dragging us into the toilet…so be it


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